Star Wars Minute
1,550 episodes - English - Latest episode: 22 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1.4K ratingsAlex Robinson and Pete The Retailer analyze, criticize and philosophize the STAR WARS movies, one minute at a time.
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Empire Minute 74: Down in the Pit
April 24, 2014 15:38 - 19 minutes - 18.1 MBClutching desperately at his throat, Captain Needa slumps down, then falls over on his back, at the feet of Darth Vader. Two stormtroopers pick up the lifeless body and carry it quickly away as Admiral Piett and two of his captains hurry up to the Dark Lord. Guest commentator: Stuart Wellington See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 73: Lozenge After Lozenge
April 23, 2014 15:38 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MBThe entire X-wing moves majestically, surely, toward the shore. Yoda stands on a tree root and guides the fighter carefully down toward the beach. Luke stares in astonishment as the fighter settles down onto the shore. Guest commentator: Stuart Wellington See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 72: Magic Tinkle
April 22, 2014 15:38 - 14 minutes - 13.4 MBQuietly Yoda turns toward the X-wing fighter. With his eyes closed and his head bowed, he raises his arm and points at the ship. Guest commentator: Stuart Wellington See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 71: Yoda's Chance
April 21, 2014 15:38 - 16 minutes - 15 MBLuke shakes his head. Guest commentator: Stuart Wellington See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 70: Yoda's Greatest Hits
April 18, 2014 15:38 - 21 minutes - 19.4 MBLuke closes his eyes and concentrates on thinking the ship out. Slowly, the X-wing's nose begins to rise above the water. It hovers for a moment and then slides back, disappearing once again. Guest commentator: Chris Radtke See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 69: His Most Grover Moment
April 17, 2014 15:38 - 15 minutes - 13.8 MBLuke concentrates on trying to lift the top rock. It rises a few feet, shaking under the strain. But, distracted by Artoo's frantic beeping, Luke loses his balance and finally collapses. Yoda jumps clear. Guest commentator: Chris Radtke See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 68: M'Kae
April 16, 2014 15:38 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MBThe tiny Falcon heads directly for the Avenger's bridge. The Imperials stationed there are stunned to see the small spaceship racing low across the hull, headed directly at the huge windows of the bridge area. Alarms go off everywhere. The Destroyer's commander, Captain Needa, can scarcely believe his eyes. Guest commentator: Chris Radtke See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 67: C-3PO's Big Book of Odds
April 15, 2014 15:38 - 16 minutes - 15.2 MBHan pulls back on the hyperspace throttle and -- nothing happens. Flak bursts continue to rock the ship. Guest commentator: Chris Radtke See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 66: Space Killers
April 14, 2014 15:38 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MBVader stands in the back control area of his ship's bridge with a motley group of men and creatures. Admiral Piett and two controllers stand at the front of the bridge and watch the group with scorn. Guest commentator: Chris Radtke See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 65: The Billy Madison of the Jedi
April 11, 2014 15:38 - 22 minutes - 20.3 MBThen, a loud hiss! Darth Vader appears across the blackness, illuminated by his own just-ignited laser sword. Immediately, he charges Luke, saber held high. He is upon the youth in seconds, but Luke sidesteps perfectly and slashes at Vader with his sword. Guest commentator: Mike Dawson See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 64: The Magic Tree and the Evil Cave
April 10, 2014 15:38 - 17 minutes - 16.2 MBLuke moves into the almost total darkness of the wet and slimy cave. The youth can barely make out the edge of the passage. Holding his lit saber before him, he sees a lizard crawling up the side of the cave and a snake wrapped around the branches of a tree. Luke draws a deep breath, then pushes deeper into the cave. Guest commentator: Mike Dawson See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 63: Yoda's Funhouse
April 09, 2014 15:38 - 13 minutes - 12.7 MBBreathing heavily, he takes his shirt from a nearby tree branch and pulls it on. He turns to see a huge, dead, black tree, its base surrounded by a few feet of water. Giant, twisted roots form a dark and sinister cave on one side. Luke stares at the tree, trembling. Guest commentator: Mike Dawson See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 62: No Why
April 08, 2014 15:38 - 14 minutes - 13.5 MBWith Yoda strapped to his back, Luke climbs up one of the many thick vines that grow in the swamp. Panting heavily, he continues his course -- climbing, flipping through the air, jumping over roots, and racing in and out of the heavy ground fog. Guest commentator: Mike Dawson See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 61: Working It Out with the Worm
April 07, 2014 15:38 - 22 minutes - 20.3 MBThe Millennium Falcon, zooming through the monster's mouth, rolls on its side and barely makes it between two of the gigantic white teeth before the huge jaws slams closed. Guest commentator: Mike Dawson See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 60: Dot Org
April 04, 2014 15:38 - 23 minutes - 21.7 MBHe unholsters his blaster and fires at the far side of the huge cave. The cavern begins to shake and the ground starts to buckle. Guest commentator: Tony Consiglio See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 59: Prisoner of the Mynocks
April 03, 2014 15:38 - 22 minutes - 21 MBChewie barks through his face mask, and points toward the ship's cockpit. A five-foot-long shape can be seen moving across the top of the Falcon. The leathery creature lets out a screech as Han blasts it with a laser bolt. Guest commentator: Tony Consiglio See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 58: Flying Suction Cups
April 02, 2014 15:38 - 22 minutes - 20.2 MBPrincess Leia sits in the pilot's seat. She runs her hand across the control panel as she thinks of Han and the confusion he has created within her. Suddenly, something outside the cockpit window catches her eye. The reflection of the panel lights obscures her vision until a soft suctionlike cup attaches itself to the windscreen. Guest commentator: Tony Consiglio See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my...
Empire Minute 57: The Physical Yoda
April 01, 2014 15:38 - 21 minutes - 19.8 MBYoda turns his piercing gaze on Luke, as though the Jedi Master's huge eyes could somehow determine how much the boy had learned. After a long moment, the little Jedi turns toward where he alone sees Ben. Guest commentator: Tony Consiglio See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Deep Blue Sea Minute 57: You Should See Ice
April 01, 2014 15:00 - 12 minutes - 11.4 MBRussell tries to talk some sense into the team. Guest commentator: Tony Consiglio See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 56: Rumspringa
March 31, 2014 15:38 - 22 minutes - 20.6 MBThe boy is bewildered, but it gradually dawns on him that the little creature is Yoda, the Jedi Master, and that he is speaking with Ben. Guest commentator: Tony Consiglio See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 55: Pulling Reverse Ozzels
March 28, 2014 15:38 - 21 minutes - 19.6 MBMoving with some difficulty in the cramped quarters, Luke sits down near the fire and serves himself from the pot. Tasting the unfamiliar concoction, he is pleasantly surprised. Guest commentator: Ryan Haupt See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 54: Emperor Chimp-Eyes
March 27, 2014 15:38 - 24 minutes - 22.1 MBA twelve-foot hologram of the Galactic Emperor materializes before Vader. The Emperor's dark robes and monk's hood are reminiscent of the cloak worn by Ben Kenobi. His voice is even deeper and more frightening than Vader's. Guest commentator: Ryan Haupt See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 53: Asteroid Science
March 26, 2014 15:38 - 22 minutes - 20.4 MBVader's Imperial Star Destroyer moves against the vast sea of stars away from the rest of the fleet. Guest commentator: Ryan Haupt See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 52: Scoundrels
March 25, 2014 15:38 - 22 minutes - 20.5 MBHe kisses her now, with slow, hot lips. He takes his time, as though he had forever, bending her body backward. She has never been kissed like this before, and it almost makes her faint. Guest commentator: Ryan Haupt See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 51: The Stuffy Butler
March 24, 2014 15:38 - 19 minutes - 18 MBLeia finishes welding the valves she has been working on and attempts to reengage the system by pulling a lever attached to the valve. It doesn't budge. Han notices her struggle, and moves to help her. Guest commentator: Ryan Haupt See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 50: Meet the Muppets
March 21, 2014 15:38 - 22 minutes - 20.5 MBLuke makes his decision and starts after the creature. Guest commentator: Tony Thaxton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 49: Yodabutt
March 20, 2014 15:38 - 20 minutes - 19.2 MBWith the aid of a walking stick, the tiny stranger moves over to one of the cases of supplies. He begins to rummage around. Guest commentator: Tony Thaxton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 48: Eating the Stick
March 19, 2014 15:38 - 27 minutes - 25.3 MBMysteriously standing right in front of Luke is a strange, bluish creature, not more than two feet tall. The wizened little thing is dressed in rags. Guest commentator: Tony Thaxton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 47: Cockpit Full of Meatflowers
March 18, 2014 15:38 - 20 minutes - 19.1 MBLuke pulls an equipment box from the shore to the clearing. He ignites a little fusion furnace and warms his hands before it. Taking a power cable, he plugs it into Artoo's noselike socket. Guest commentator: Tony Thaxton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 46: Not Entirely Stable
March 17, 2014 15:38 - 18 minutes - 16.8 MBThe pirate starship rests in a dark, dripping asteroid cave. It is so dark that the cave's exact dimensions are impossible to determine. Guest commentator: Tony Thaxton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 45: Veiny White Worm-Man
March 14, 2014 15:38 - 28 minutes - 25.9 MBAdmiral Piett hesitates in the entryway to Vader's private cubicle. After a moment, he steps into the room and pauses at the surprising sight before him. Guest commentators: Dan McCoy and Elliott Kalan See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 44: Failing Upwards
March 13, 2014 15:38 - 16 minutes - 15.4 MBThe runt-size robot is spit out of the water, makes a graceful arc, and comes crashing down into a patch of soft gray moss. Guest commentators: Dan McCoy and Elliott Kalan See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 43: Intergalactic Idiot
March 12, 2014 15:38 - 17 minutes - 16 MBAs Luke moves along the nose, Artoo loses his balance and disappears with a splash into the boggy lake. Guest commentators: Dan McCoy and Elliott Kalan See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 42: RoboCamels
March 11, 2014 15:38 - 20 minutes - 18.7 MBSuddenly, there is a cracking sound as if limbs were being broken off trees and then a tremendous jolt as the spacecraft stops. Luke pulls a switch and his canopy pops open. Guest commentators: Dan McCoy and Elliott Kalan See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 41: Beep Boop
March 10, 2014 15:38 - 13 minutes - 12.5 MBThe Falcon races down into the crater. The walls are barely visible as the ship speed through the tunnel-like opening. A small cave appears on one side of the crater, and the Falcon turns, slows, and scoots into it. Guest commentators: Dan McCoy and Elliott Kalan See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 40: Look for the Potato
March 07, 2014 15:38 - 18 minutes - 17 MBThe TIE fighters approach the Falcon, but a giant asteroid hurtles directly into their path. As the asteroid continues on its way, it leaves remains of the two exploded TIE fighters to tumble into deep space. Guest commentator: Tim Kreider See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 39: The Odds
March 06, 2014 15:38 - 17 minutes - 15.9 MBThe Falcon turns into the asteroid storm and as the ship completes its turn, asteroids start coming straight at the cockpit windows. Guest commentator: Tim Kreider See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 38: Captain Scrapey
March 05, 2014 15:38 - 20 minutes - 18.5 MBThe Millennium Falcon races away from the colliding Star Destroyers, still followed by four TIE fighters. Laser bolts spark the pitch-black skies. Guest commentator: Tim Kreider See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 37: Artooish
March 04, 2014 15:38 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MBLuke, looking thoughtful, suddenly makes a decision. He flips several switches. The stars shift as he takes his fighter into a steep turn. The X-wing banks sharply and flies away in a new direction. The monitor screen on Luke's control panel prints out a question from the concerned Artoo. Guest commentator: Tim Kreider See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 36: The Fonz's Playbook
March 03, 2014 15:38 - 19 minutes - 18.3 MBHearing the loud roar of the Millennium Falcon's engines, Vader looks toward the main hangar doors just in time to see the Falcon lift up and disappear outside the cave. Guest commentator: Tim Kreider See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 35: His Zip-It Finger
February 28, 2014 15:38 - 25 minutes - 23.2 MBChewie lets out a relieved shriek at seeing Han and Leia running toward the ship. The Wookiee runs out into the falling ice, lets out a howl, then runs up the ship's ramp. Han and Leia run up the ramp after him, closely followed by Threepio. Guest commentator: Mike Norton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 34: May Contain Wampas
February 27, 2014 15:38 - 22 minutes - 20.5 MBInside his walker, General Veers prepares to fire on the Rebel power generators. Guest commentator: Mike Norton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 33: Poop Hatch
February 26, 2014 15:38 - 26 minutes - 24.3 MBThe walker's giant feet continue to pound onward across the frozen snow. Stray laser bolts whistle by Luke as he climbs up the cable to the walker's hull, reaching a small hatch. Hanging precariously, Luke cuts the solid metal hatch with his laser sword. Guest commentator: Mike Norton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 32: Rebellion 1st, Conservation 2nd
February 25, 2014 15:38 - 19 minutes - 17.7 MBHan hurries into the command center. It is a shambles, but some people are still at their posts. As he enters, a gigantic cave-in almost obliterates the room. He finds Leia and Threepio near one of the control boards. Guest commentator: Mike Norton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 31: Daft Punk
February 24, 2014 15:38 - 17 minutes - 16.1 MBDesperately, Luke works the controls of his flak-buffeted ship. Suddenly, the speeder is rocked by a huge explosion. Luke struggles with the controls with a look of terror on his face. The speeder fills with smoke, and electrical sparks jump about the cockpit. Guest commentator: Mike Norton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 30: Everything's Where It Should Be
February 21, 2014 15:38 - 19 minutes - 17.5 MBMuffled distant explosions create widening cracks in the ice roof of the hangar. Trying to ignore the noise and falling bits of snow, Han works on one of the Falcon's lifters while Chewie works on one of the wings. Guest commentator: Adam Santiago See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 29: We're Doin' It, Dwight!
February 20, 2014 15:38 - 15 minutes - 14.5 MBWedge's speeder races through the legs of one of the monstrous walkers. Guest commentator: Adam Santiago See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 28: Dying in Ships
February 19, 2014 15:38 - 16 minutes - 15.3 MBDack is lost. Blood streams down his forehead, which rests on his smoldering controls. Out the back window, an Imperial walker recedes in the distance. Guest commentator: Adam Santiago See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 27: Go, Dak. Go!
February 18, 2014 15:38 - 21 minutes - 20 MBThe fleet of snowspeeders races above the ice field at full throttle. They accelerate away from the base and head toward the distant walkers. Guest commentator: Adam Santiago See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 26: The Remnant
February 17, 2014 15:38 - 20 minutes - 18.7 MBThe Rebel transport and its escort race away from the white planet, closely followed by the two red energy beams. Guest commentator: Adam Santiago See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.