Star Wars Minute
1,550 episodes - English - Latest episode: 22 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1.4K ratingsAlex Robinson and Pete The Retailer analyze, criticize and philosophize the STAR WARS movies, one minute at a time.
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Jedi Minute 43: Especially Wonky
March 04, 2015 15:38 - 20 minutes - 18.4 MBA new look of concern crosses Yoda's face. He closes his eyes. Guest commentator: Tony Consiglio See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 42: The Receipt
March 03, 2015 15:38 - 25 minutes - 23.2 MBYoda's eyes are full of weariness and compassion. An odd, sad smile creases his face. He turns painfully on his side, away from Luke. Guest commentator: Tony Consiglio See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 41: Yoda's Butler
March 02, 2015 15:38 - 19 minutes - 18.1 MBYoda sits himself on his bed, with great effort. Guest commentator: Tony Consiglio See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 40: Racehorse
February 27, 2015 15:38 - 29 minutes - 26.6 MBLuke is sitting in a corner of the cramped space and, indeed, his look has been woeful. Guest commentator: Jenny Jaffe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 39: In Love with the Landing Gear
February 26, 2015 15:38 - 21 minutes - 20 MBOnce again, Artoo finds himself waiting around in the damp environs of the swamp planet, and he's none too happy about it. Guest commentator: Jenny Jaffe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 38: The Naked Emperor
February 25, 2015 15:38 - 27 minutes - 24.9 MBVader rises and falls in next to the Emperor as he slowly makes his way along the rows of troops. Guest commentator: Jenny Jaffe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 37: Challenge Board
February 24, 2015 15:38 - 27 minutes - 25.2 MBThe little skiff skips around the burning Sail Barge, which continues its chain of explosions. Guest commentator: Jenny Jaffe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 36: Frisbees and Lightsabers
February 23, 2015 15:38 - 24 minutes - 22.8 MBLuke runs along the empty deck toward Leia and the barge gun, which she has brought around to point down at the deck. Guest commentator: Jenny Jaffe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 35: The Happiest Place on Earth
February 20, 2015 15:38 - 22 minutes - 20.9 MBThe deck gunners have Chewie and the desperate dangling human chain in their gun sights when something up on deck commands their attention: Luke, standing before them like a pirate king, ignites his lightsaber. Guest commentators: Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, and Stuart Wellington See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 34: Hot Heels
February 19, 2015 15:38 - 24 minutes - 22.1 MBThe Exalted Hutt's huge tail spasms through its death throes and then slams down into final stillness. Guest commentators: Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, and Stuart Wellington See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 33: Just a Great Guy
February 18, 2015 15:38 - 24 minutes - 22.2 MBWith two swift strides, the dangerous Boba Fett ignites his rocket pack, leaps into the air, and flies from the barge down to the skiff. Guest commentators: Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, and Stuart Wellington See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 32: Weequay's Turn To Shine
February 17, 2015 15:38 - 18 minutes - 16.7 MBLuke looks up at Artoo, then gives a jaunty salute: the signal the little droid has been waiting for. Guest commentators: Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, and Stuart Wellington See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 31: Sleeping Beauty
February 16, 2015 15:38 - 24 minutes - 22.3 MBThe Sail Barge stops to one side of the depression, as does the escort skiff. But the prisoner's skiff moves out directly over the center and hovers. Guest commentators: Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, and Stuart Wellington See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 30: Make The Droid Serve Drinks
February 13, 2015 15:38 - 24 minutes - 22 MBOne of the skiffs glides close, revealing Luke, Han, and Chewie -- all in bonds -- surrounded by guards, one of whom is Lando in disguise. Guest commentators: John Skrzypek and Adam Santiago See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 29: Long Waits
February 12, 2015 15:38 - 22 minutes - 20.4 MBThe crowd of creepy courtiers parts as Han and Chewie are brought into the throne room, and other guards drag Luke up the steps. Guest commentators: John Skrzypek and Adam Santiago See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 28: Malakili
February 11, 2015 15:38 - 22 minutes - 20.4 MBAs the Rancor moves in for the kill, Luke picks up a skull from the cave floor and hurls it at the panel. Guest commentators: John Skrzypek and Adam Santiago See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 27: Immune to Rocks
February 10, 2015 15:38 - 22 minutes - 20.9 MBAt the last moment, Luke wedges the bone in the monster's mouth and is dropped to the floor. Guest commentators: John Skrzypek and Adam Santiago See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 26: He's Gonna Git You!
February 09, 2015 15:38 - 20 minutes - 19.2 MBA few screams, and the guard is swallowed with a gulp. Guest commentators: John Skrzypek and Adam Santiago See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 25: Chubby Toddlers
February 06, 2015 15:38 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MBThe floor suddenly drops away, sending Luke and the hapless guard into the pit. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 24: Not Even Once
February 05, 2015 15:38 - 24 minutes - 22.7 MBLuke stares hard at Jabba. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 23: Lazy Mafia Nap
February 04, 2015 15:38 - 24 minutes - 22.4 MBNoisily, the main gate lifts to flood the blackness with blinding LIGHT and reveal the silhouetted figure of LUKE SKYWALKER. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 22: Crumbling Down
February 03, 2015 15:38 - 18 minutes - 16.9 MBThe shadowy figure lets out a crazy yell and races toward Han, lifting him off the ground with a big hug that carries them into the light, revealing Chewie. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 21: Stinky Calrissian
February 02, 2015 15:38 - 24 minutes - 22.7 MBHan is dragged off, as Lando quickly moves forward and attempts to lead Leia away. Guest Commentator: Dan Telfer See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 20: Busted!
January 30, 2015 15:38 - 26 minutes - 23.9 MBAs Leia helps her weakened lover to stand up, the relative quiet is pierced by an obscene HUTTESE CACKLE from the other side of the alcove. Guest commentator: Dave Itzkoff See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 19: Carbonite Dream
January 29, 2015 15:38 - 24 minutes - 22.2 MBThe bounty hunter watches as Han's body is freed of its metallic coat and his forearms and hands, previously raised in reflexive protest, drop slackly to his side. Guest commentator: Dave Itzkoff See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 18: Tatooine Chainsaw Massacre
January 28, 2015 15:38 - 23 minutes - 21.6 MBA shadowy figure moves stealthily among the columns at the perimeter of the room and is revealed to be Boushh, the bounty hunter. He picks his way carefully through the snoring, drunken monsters. Guest commentator: Dave Itzkoff See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 17: Hutt High
January 27, 2015 15:38 - 24 minutes - 22.7 MBChewbacca growls. As he is led away we spot LANDO CALRISSIAN, disguised as a skiff guard in a partial face mask. Guest commentator: Dave Itzkoff See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 16: Lusto
January 26, 2015 15:38 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MBThe guards instantly back away, as do most of the other monsters in the room. Jabba stares at the silver ball, which begins to glow in the bounty hunter's hand. Guest commentator: Dave Itzkoff See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 15: Kill-Threepio
January 23, 2015 15:38 - 28 minutes - 25.7 MBThe crush of debauchers moves aside to allow the approach of two guards followed by BOUSHH, an oddly cloaked bounty hunter, leading his captive, Han Solo's copilot, CHEWBACCA THE WOOKIEE. Guest commentator: Joe Dator See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 14: Frog Juice
January 22, 2015 15:38 - 26 minutes - 24.3 MBHe pushes a button and, before the dancer can flee, a trap door in the floor springs open and swallows her up. Guest commentator: Joe Dator See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 13: Fancy Man
January 21, 2015 15:38 - 25 minutes - 23 MBSloppy, smelly monsters cheer and make rude noises as Oola and a fat female dancer perform in front of Jabba's throne. Guest commentator: Joe Dator See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 12: Torture
January 20, 2015 15:38 - 22 minutes - 20.2 MBThe guard motions them into the boiler room, where they are met by a tall, thin humanlike robot named EV-9D9. Behind the robot can be seen a torture rack pulling the legs off a screaming baby work droid. Guest commentator: Joe Dator See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 11: Dank in the Desert
January 19, 2015 15:38 - 23 minutes - 21.2 MBOne of Jabba's Gamorrean guards marches Artoo and Threepio down a dank, shadowy passageway lined with holding cells. Guest commentator: Joe Dator See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 10: Worst Message Ever
January 16, 2015 15:38 - 37 minutes - 34.6 MBArtoo whistles, and a beam of light projects from his domed head, creating a hologram of LUKE on the floor. Guest commentator: Jordan White See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 9: Jabba on the Dais
January 15, 2015 15:38 - 25 minutes - 23.2 MBLight shafts partially illuminate the drunken courtiers as Bib Fortuna crosses the room to the platform upon which rests the leader of this nauseating crowd: JABBA THE HUTT. Guest commentator: Jordan White See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 8: Dress Up the Pigs
January 14, 2015 15:38 - 19 minutes - 17.9 MBThe frightened robots are met by two giant, green GAMORREAN GUARDS, who fall in behind them. Guest commentator: Jordan White See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 7: A Difficult Puppet To Work With
January 13, 2015 15:38 - 19 minutes - 17.6 MBArtoo starts forward into the gloom. Threepio rushes after his stubby companion. The door lowers noisily behind them. Guest commentator: Jordan White See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 6: Be A Door
January 12, 2015 15:38 - 23 minutes - 21.6 MBWe hear a familiar beeping and a distinctive reply before catching sight of ARTOO-DETOO and SEE-THREEPIO, making their way along the road toward the ominous palace of Jabba the Hutt. Guest commentator: Jordan White See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 5: Champagne and Dianogas
January 09, 2015 15:38 - 18 minutes - 17.3 MBThe commander turns ashen and begins to shake. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 4: Butterdroid
January 08, 2015 15:38 - 18 minutes - 16.6 MBThe exit hatch of the shuttle opens with a WHOOSH, revealing only darkness. Then, heavy FOOTSTEPS AND MECHANICAL BREATHING. From this black void appears DARTH VADER, LORD OF THE SITH. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 3: Endicott
January 07, 2015 15:38 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MBThe shuttle captain makes contact with the Death Star. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 2: A Sky Full of Death Stars
January 06, 2015 15:38 - 26 minutes - 24.5 MBLittle does Luke know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jedi Minute 1: Vile Gangster
January 05, 2015 15:38 - 15 minutes - 14.6 MBA long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Episode VII Teaser Reaction
December 01, 2014 15:38 - 1 hour - 72.1 MBPete and Alex break down the teaser trailer for The Force Awakens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Dan Whitley Interview
November 17, 2014 15:38 - 45 minutes - 41.6 MBWe chat with the leader of the Rebel Force Band about life, Star Wars, and "Living In These Star Wars". See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Doug Benson on Episode VII
October 16, 2014 15:38 - 29 minutes - 26.6 MBDoug Benson is back, and this time we're talking about what we might expect from Episode VII See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Star Wars Minute: LIVE! in L.A. Part 2
August 20, 2014 15:38 - 33 minutes - 30.6 MBMatt Belknap, Joseph Scrimshaw & Tony Thaxton are back with Pete and Alex at the NerdMelt Showroom! This time, we're reviewing a few classic Star Wars TV commercials. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Star Wars Minute: LIVE! in L.A. Part 1
August 13, 2014 15:38 - 40 minutes - 37 MBMatt Belknap, Joseph Scrimshaw & Tony Thaxton join Pete and Alex at the NerdMelt Showroom to discuss the Star Wars episode of The Muppet Show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Summer Update #1
July 23, 2014 15:38 - 5 minutes - 5.25 MBInfo on our live show in Los Angeles and more!
Empire Minute 125: You Can't End A Movie with Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite
July 04, 2014 15:38 - 15 minutes - 14.3 MBTHE END See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.