Star Wars Minute
1,546 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 months ago - ★★★★★ - 1.4K ratingsAlex Robinson and Pete The Retailer analyze, criticize and philosophize the STAR WARS movies, one minute at a time.
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Empire Minute 21: Pits Full of Men
February 10, 2014 15:38 - 15 minutes - 14.5 MBDarth Vader's Star Destroyer, larger and more awesome than the five Imperial Star Destroyers that surround it, sits in the vastness of space. Guest commentator: Damon Ciarelli See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 20: Executorized
February 07, 2014 15:38 - 27 minutes - 25.1 MBThe probe droid has spotted Chewbacca who, not thirty feet away, has popped his head over a snow bank. Instantly, the probe robot swings around, its deadly ray ready to fire. But before it can get a shot off, it is hit from behind by a laser bolt, and explodes in a million pieces. Guest commentator: Asterios Kokkinos See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 19: Space Turkey
February 06, 2014 15:38 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MBRieekan looks up grimly from a console screen. He calls over to Leia and Han. Guest commentator: Asterios Kokkinos See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 18: Laser Brain
February 05, 2014 15:38 - 18 minutes - 16.7 MBLeia leans over and kisses Luke on the lips. Then she turns on her heel and walks out, leaving everyone in the room slightly dumbstruck. With some smugness, Luke puts his hands behind his head and grins. Suddenly, in the distance, the muffled sound of an alarm is heard. Guest commentator: Asterios Kokkinos See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 17: In the Bacta Tank
February 04, 2014 15:38 - 19 minutes - 18.1 MBStrange robot surgeons adjust a mass of electronic equipment. A switch is thrown and a sudden blinding flash obscures Luke in a bacta tank filled with a thick, gelatinous slime. He begins to thrash about, raving in delirium. Guest commentator: Asterios Kokkinos See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 16: Super Ghost Squadron
February 03, 2014 15:38 - 18 minutes - 16.6 MBThere is only one pilot, Zev, in the enclosed two-man craft. He concentrates on the scopes which ring his cockpit. He hears a low beep from one of his monitors. Guest commentator: Asterios Kokkinos See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 15: Not a Licensed Jedi
January 31, 2014 15:38 - 22 minutes - 20.3 MBHan ignites Luke's saber and cuts the beast from head to toe. He quickly tosses its steaming innards into the snow, then lifts Luke's inert form and stuffs him inside the carcass. Guest commentator: Josh Flanagan See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 14: Breaking Through the Ghost
January 30, 2014 15:38 - 19 minutes - 18 MBLuke lies face down in the snow, nearly unconscious. Slowly he looks up and sees Ben Kenobi, barely visible through the blowing snow. Guest commentator: Josh Flanagan See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 13: You Wouldn't Like That Dog
January 29, 2014 15:38 - 15 minutes - 14.4 MBThe huge metal doors slam across the entrance of the ice cave. Guest commentator: Josh Flanagan See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 12: Asian Sea Otter
January 28, 2014 15:38 - 25 minutes - 23.3 MBPrincess Leia stands inside the dark entrance to the Rebel base, waiting for a sign of the two Rebel heroes. Guest commentator: Josh Flanagan See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 11: Falling Down in the Snow
January 27, 2014 15:38 - 18 minutes - 17 MBArtoo stands in the falling snow, beeping worriedly. Threepio moves stiffly over to him. Guest commentator: Josh Flanagan See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 10: That Jedi Body
January 24, 2014 15:38 - 20 minutes - 19.1 MBThe young warrior instantly ignites his sword, swinging up, and cuts himself loose from the ice. Guest commentator: Jackie Kashian See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 9: My Little Tauntaun
January 23, 2014 15:38 - 13 minutes - 12.4 MBHan maneuvers his mount out of the cave and races into the dark bitter night. Guest commentator: Jackie Kashian See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 8: Deck Officer!
January 22, 2014 15:38 - 13 minutes - 12.6 MBHan abruptly puts his hand over Threepio's mouth as the deck officer approaches. Guest commentator: Jackie Kashian See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 7: Rush Hour in the Ice Tube
January 21, 2014 15:38 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MBHan walks away into the quiet corridor adjoining the command center. Leia stews a moment, then hurries after him. Guest commentator: Jackie Kashian See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 6: Waldorf Salad
January 20, 2014 15:38 - 11 minutes - 10.5 MBGeneral Rieekan straightens up from a console at Han's approach. Guest commentator: Jackie Kashian See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 5: Fresh Meat
January 17, 2014 15:38 - 17 minutes - 16.3 MBLuke grabs for his pistol, but is hit flat in the face by a huge white claw. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 4: Popperty-poppers
January 16, 2014 15:38 - 15 minutes - 14.2 MBA small figure gallops across the windswept ice slope. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 3: Remote Probes
January 15, 2014 15:38 - 11 minutes - 11 MBA Star Destroyer moves through space, releasing Imperial probe robots from its underside. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 2: Captain Dave
January 14, 2014 15:38 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MBEvading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Empire Minute 1: A Dark Time for the Rebellion
January 13, 2014 15:38 - 12 minutes - 11.2 MBA long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Part 2 of A Very Special Star Wars Minute Star Wars Holiday Special Special: Live!
December 20, 2013 15:38 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MBThe conclusion of the Star Wars Holiday Special, with special guests Josh Flanagan and Rachael Fox See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Part 1 of A Very Special Star Wars Minute Star Wars Holiday Special Special: Live!
December 19, 2013 15:38 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MBWe cover the first hour of the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special with special guests Joe Dator and Chris Radtke See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus Episode: The Ink Banthas Holiday Special
December 05, 2013 15:38 - 1 hour - 65 MBThe 'lost' episode of The Ink Banthas Show, featuring Alex Robinson, Pete The Retailer, and Josh Flanagan. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 122: Nailed It!
November 19, 2013 15:38 - 35 seconds - 555 KBTHE END See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 121: Viewer Mail
November 18, 2013 15:38 - 31 minutes - 29 MBThe Conclusion of the Closing Credits. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 120: Go Get It, Luke
November 15, 2013 15:38 - 26 minutes - 24.4 MBPart Two of the End Credits. Guest commentator: Jeff Ayers See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 119: To Be Continued
November 14, 2013 15:38 - 23 minutes - 21.1 MBPart One of the End Credits. Guest commentator: Christian Dumais See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 118: I Was a Porkins
November 13, 2013 15:38 - 22 minutes - 20.9 MBChewbacca growls and Artoo beeps with happiness. FADE OUT. Guest commentator: J.K. Woodward See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 117: Jangle
November 12, 2013 15:38 - 26 minutes - 24.5 MBLeia is dressed in a long white dress and is staggeringly beautiful. She rises and places a gold medallion around Han's neck. He winks at her. She then repeats the ceremony with Luke, who is moved by the event. Guest commentator: John Kovalic See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 116: A Kind of Garbled Hey
November 11, 2013 15:38 - 18 minutes - 16.5 MBLuke climbs out of his starship fighter and is cheered by a throng of ground crew and pilots. Luke climbs down the ladder as they all welcome him with laughter, cheers, and shouting. Guest commentator: Mike Norton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 115: The Actual Blowing Up
November 08, 2013 15:38 - 26 minutes - 24.3 MBThe Death Star bursts into a supernova, creating a spectacular heavenly display. Guest commentator: Tim Kreider See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 114: I Can Hear You
November 07, 2013 15:38 - 23 minutes - 21.4 MBVader is taken by surprise, and looks out from his cockpit. Guest commentator: Tim Kreider See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 113: Let Go, Luke
November 06, 2013 15:38 - 19 minutes - 17.6 MBA grim determination sweeps across Luke's face as he closes his eyes and starts to mumble Ben's training to himself. Guest commentator: Tim Kreider See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 112: Wormie Wins Big
November 05, 2013 15:38 - 17 minutes - 16.1 MBLuke's X-wing speeds down the trench; the three TIE fighters, still in perfect unbroken formation, tail close behind. Guest commentator: Tim Kreider See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 111: Luke Hogs the Glory
November 04, 2013 15:38 - 17 minutes - 16.4 MBLaserbolts are flung from Vader's TIE fighter, connecting with Red Leader's Rebel X-wing fighter. Red Leader buys it, creating a tremendous explosion far below. He screams and is destroyed. Guest commentator: Tim Kreider See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 110: No Sign of Any...
November 01, 2013 15:38 - 18 minutes - 17.2 MBThree X-wing fighters move in formation down the Death Star trench. Guest commentator: Joe Dator See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 109: Big Bad German Guy
October 31, 2013 15:38 - 21 minutes - 19.7 MBGold Leader explodes in a ball of flames, throwing debris in all directions. Guest commentator: Joe Dator See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 108: The Cadillac of Snubfighters
October 30, 2013 15:38 - 21 minutes - 20.1 MBThree Imperial TIE ships, Darth Vader in the center flanked by two wingmen, dive in precise formation almost vertically toward the Death Star surface. Guest commentator: Joe Dator See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 107: You Get Called a Bob
October 29, 2013 15:38 - 21 minutes - 19.3 MBLuke's ship soars closer to the surface of the Death Star, an Imperial TIE fighter closing in on him in hot pursuit. Guest commentator: Joe Dator See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 106: Frankensteins
October 28, 2013 15:38 - 18 minutes - 17.4 MBSilhouetted against the rim lights of the Death Star horizon, four ferocious Imperial TIE ships dive on the Rebel fighters. Guest commentator: Joe Dator See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 105: Thirty Rebel Ships
October 25, 2013 15:38 - 17 minutes - 15.7 MBThe Death Star superstructure races past Luke as he maneuvers his craft through a wall of laser fire and peels away from the surface towards the heavens. Guest commentator: Tony Thaxton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 104: Look at the Size of That Thing!
October 24, 2013 15:38 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MBAs the fighters move closer to the Death Star, the awesome size of the gargantuan Imperial fortress is revealed. Guest commentator: Tony Thaxton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 103: So Long, Piggy
October 23, 2013 15:38 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MBThe group of X-wing fighters move in formation toward the Death Star, unfolding the wings and locking them in the "X" position. Guest commentator: Tony Thaxton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 102: Blue Squadron
October 22, 2013 15:38 - 16 minutes - 15 MBThe hangar is buzzing with the last minute activity as the pilots and crewmen alike make their final adjustments. Guest commentator: Tony Thaxton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 101: Where the Biggs Scene Would Go
October 21, 2013 15:38 - 16 minutes - 15.3 MBLuke, Leia, and Dodonna meet under a huge space fighter. Guest commentator: Tony Thaxton See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 100: Bro Loses Bro
October 18, 2013 15:38 - 20 minutes - 19.1 MBLuke is quite saddened at the sight of his friend's departure. Guest commentator: Josh Flanagan See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 99: New Filters
October 17, 2013 15:38 - 17 minutes - 16.4 MBThe Death Star begins to move around the planet toward the tiny green moon. Guest commentator: Josh Flanagan See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 98: Fake Wedge
October 16, 2013 15:38 - 20 minutes - 18.3 MBThe low-ceilinged room is filled with starpilots, navigators, and a sprinkling of R2-type robots. Everyone is listening intently to what Dodonna is saying. Han and Chewbacca are standing near the back. Guest commentator: Josh Flanagan See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Minute 97: Bank Robbery at Three O'Clock
October 15, 2013 15:38 - 21 minutes - 19.5 MBRotting in a forest of gargantuan trees, an ancient temple lies shrouded in an eerie mist. Guest commentator: Josh Flanagan See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.