Sneeze! with James Whittingham
73 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 days ago -James Whittingham delves into a mix of comedy monologues, eccentric songs, and absurd news stories. Prepare yourself for a wild ride as James takes you through AI-generated bits, personal anecdotes, and unique musical interludes. -A.I.
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Magical Headboard
June 21, 2024 20:51 - 25 minutes - 30 MBWelcome back to another episode of the Sneeze Podcast, where nothing is off-limits and everything is up for a laugh! In this episode, we dive into the bizarre and comical world of Steve the Robot, explore some of James's wild teenage escapades, and much more. Episode Highlights: Steve the Robot's Plight: Listeners, please stop writing us letters about robot abuse—Steve is just fine! Join us as we discuss Steve's rebellious phase, his new life choices, and the devil's peculiar requests. I...
Nude Skydiving
June 16, 2024 04:48 - 26 minutes - 30.6 MBIn this hilariously offbeat episode, James Whittingham delves into a mix of comedy monologues, eccentric songs, and absurd news stories. Prepare yourself for a wild ride as James's comedic genius shines through AI-generated bits, personal anecdotes, and unique musical interludes. AI wrote this. Song lyrics by James. **1. Cold Open** - James Whittingham is partially artificial due to his high consumption of processed foods, creating a humorous persona made up of artificial ingredients. *...
Nipples and Iron Rods
June 07, 2024 20:07 - 25 minutes - 29.7 MBJames stepped on an ant. The butterfly effect is in effect. Man impaled by iron rod through the taint. Woman's nipple falls off. A salute to the railroad caboose. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze James on Twitter This podcast on Twitter James on TikTok My YouTube comedy channel Even more James links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham My other podcast: The Clean Energ...
Donald Trump's Penis (Deluxe)
May 31, 2024 16:09 - 19 minutes - 23.2 MBThe penile system that got the former president convicted is the subject of this week's pod. The mystery of the old couple leaving my medical clinic. Embarrassed to pee in Japan. Toddler Fight Club. In the spirit of JamesPod. Please rate this show on iTunes or wherever you get your pods. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! Shoutout to Christian Klenow for nudging me to keep doing this. My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpi...
Writing a Personalized Workout Song for Self-Motivation
May 24, 2024 22:32 - 12 minutes - 14.8 MBJames checks in after a winter of silence. Why not write myself a personalized workout song for the gym? We spin the wheel and learn about a boy with black urine. The worst urine story yet! Plus the word for bad breath is unpronouncable! Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze James on Twitter This podcast on Twitter James on TikTok My YouTube comedy channel Even more Jame...
What Would a Smart Uterus Be Like?
October 14, 2023 03:11 - 8 minutes - 8.44 MBShould you find your biological father and what is the ideal uterus? One that picks and chooses the best genes from multiple sexual partners. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze James on Twitter This podcast on Twitter James on TikTok My YouTube comedy channel Even more James links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham My other podcast: The Clean Energy Show Contact us sn...
Man Kisses Teenaged Girl; Horrors of Boise Ida-HO
October 13, 2023 18:56 - 11 minutes - 9.61 MBMy husband made out with a teenaged underaged girl at a party, what should I do? James has the answer. Plus Boise, Idaho has some weird laws. [email protected] This is our wheel for this week's shows: Urine Geography Advice SNEEZE! End the Podcast Opinion Advice Phobias Disease Advice
Re-Advice: Ronald Reagan and the Porn Star
September 22, 2023 23:54 - 18 minutes - 21.6 MBAgnes joins James as he gives blunt advice to people who write to advice columnists. Then Ronald Reagan briefly comes back from the dead to find out what a podcast is. Also, James is on Ozempic and CPAP.
37. The Mystery Bag of Ashes by My Bathroom Garbage
October 24, 2022 21:45 - 20 minutes - 24.4 MBJames is tormented by his wife leaving a bag of ashes by the bathroom garbage. She can't get rid of it because she doesn't know who it is. Also, people with books in their bathrooms don't make any sense to James. And headlines involving semen sniffing dogs and disputes over urine. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze James on Twitter This podcast on Twitter James on TikTok ...
Exorcism at the Bible Camp / Testicular Massage / Urine Drinking for Health
September 02, 2022 23:17 - 25 minutes - 23 MBNews story on Bible camp leader performing an excorcism makes me think I heard this story before at a script table read. Dude in Colorado thinks he's healthy by drinking and even soaking his own eyeballs in his urine. Transcript: Announcer: SNEEZE! With James Whittingham. james: Just had a few sour cream and onion Pringles. They were hidden in the couch by my partner who didn't want me to eat any because she knows that will eat them all till I die. I don't love them that much, but...
35. Dominatrix Fantasy: Liz Cheney
August 23, 2022 22:37 - 22 minutes - 18.2 MBLiz Cheney sees through me. She knows every bad thing I've done. Christian Klenow sends voice feedback encouraging James to get back behind the microphone. My links: https://linktr.ee/whittingham Twitter: @jewhittingham and @sneezeshow Other podcast: @cleanenergypod Contact us [email protected] Transcript of this episode: Voicemail: Hi, James. I was just corresponding with Dave Brodbeck, your friend who introduced me to you, and we had a podcaster meeting here in Hamburg. ...
34. Will Smith Oscar Slap/Assault - I can't look at him anymore
April 01, 2022 22:35 - 19 minutes - 18 MBJames was triggered by the slap heard around the world at the Oscars. Plus James answers questions until you get to know him. I'm on youtube and twitter. [email protected] All links James: https://linktr.ee/whittingham Twitter: @jewhittingham and @sneezeshow Other podcast: @cleanenergypod Contact us [email protected] Transcript of this episode: Sneeze with James Whittingham. Well, hello. It's me. It's James. And we're going to have a little talk again this week, ar...
I can't stand looking at Will Smith's face
April 01, 2022 22:35 - 19 minutes - 18 MBJames was triggered by the slap heard around the world at the Oscars. Plus James answers questions until you get to know him. I'm on youtube and twitter. [email protected]
32. I'm Going to Eliminate Vladimir Putin
March 04, 2022 21:09 - 17 minutes - 14 MBHow James plans to kill 'The Russian Perogie' due to his war on Ukraine.
33. I'm Going to Eliminate Vladimir Putin for his Invasion of Ukraine
March 04, 2022 21:09 - 17 minutes - 14 MBHow James plans to 'get rid of' 'The Russian Perogie' due to his war on Ukraine. All links James: https://linktr.ee/whittingham Twitter: @jewhittingham and @sneezeshow Other podcast: @cleanenergypod Contact us [email protected] Transcript of this episode: Obese man on obese world Obesity Day 2022 Drinking a Diet Pepsi because he can't drink water. He needs, needs everything to be sweet. Here it goes from a bottle. Not a good patch. That was carbon dioxide releasing from...
32. I'm Going to Kill Vladimir Putin
March 04, 2022 21:09 - 17 minutes - 14 MBHow James plans to kill 'The Russian Perogie' due to his war on Ukraine.
What if Crazy People Get to Space?
February 07, 2022 20:57Tired of the crazy fringe. Trucker convoys, conspiracy theories, and absolutely insane accusation of a false flag. Covid restrictions. A brief update from James.
32. What if Crazy People Get to Space?
February 07, 2022 20:57 - 8 minutes - 10.4 MBTired of the crazy fringe. Trucker convoys, conspiracy theories, and absolutely insane accusation of a false flag. Covid restrictions. A brief update from James.
31. Two Weeks With Peter Bogdanovich in 1998
January 09, 2022 02:55 - 34 minutes - 28.4 MBA shy comic performer who had just got on to national television runs is broke and takes a job as a personal assistant to one of Hollywood's most infamous directors, Peter Bogdanovich. You're truly spent two intimate weeks with Bodanovich and took he, his then wife, Louise Stratten, her mother and a relative to Niagara Falls in the middle of cutting a Disney movie of the week. I was somewhat terrified of the man. But he might have been more broke than I was at the time. This is my story....
30. Fear, Elation and Guilt Five Feet Up My Ass
December 10, 2021 21:05 - 33 minutes - 27 MBBeing a noted hypochondriac of course I thought I was dying when they ordered a 5 foot scope up my ass. The story, fear and elation as James gets a colonoscopy at the General Hospital in Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada.
The Beatles Get Back Fulfills My First Wish in Heaven
November 28, 2021 01:21 - 19 minutes - 13.4 MBBefore today, if I showed up in Heaven, the first thing I'd ask is to be a fly on the wall during a Beatles record production. Thanks to Peter Jackson, that wish has been fulfilled on Earth and is airing on Disney Plus. The Beatles were the soundtrack to my earliest memories. How they achieved such greatness mystified me my whole life. But I am now complete.
29. The Beatles Get Back Fulfills My First Wish in Heaven
November 28, 2021 01:21 - 19 minutes - 13.4 MBBefore today, if I showed up in Heaven, the first thing I'd ask is to be a fly on the wall during a Beatles record production. Thanks to Peter Jackson, that wish has been fulfilled on Earth and is airing on Disney Plus. The Beatles were the soundtrack to my earliest memories. How they achieved such greatness mystified me my whole life. But I am now complete.
Rittenhouse Verdict, Racists, Failing My Colon Screening
November 19, 2021 20:07 - 15 minutes - 12.8 MBJames screams about racism, racist relatives, the Rittenhouse verdict, and failing his colon screening test assuming once again death is near. It's not. IF YOU ARE A RACIST stop listening to me now. Unsubscribe from everything I do. Obama's election made us pat ourselves on the back and too many of assumed we were post racism. Then, like powering off the machine that contained the ghosts on the first Ghostbusters, Trump unleashed the racism within so many people. Thanks for listening...
28. Rittenhouse Verdict, Racists, Failing My Colon Screening
November 19, 2021 20:07 - 15 minutes - 12.8 MBJames screams about racism, racist relatives, the Rittenhouse verdict, and failing his colon screening test assuming once again death is near. It's not. IF YOU ARE A RACIST stop listening to me now. Unsubscribe from everything I do. Obama's election made us pat ourselves on the back and too many of assumed we were post racism. Then, like powering off the machine that contained the ghosts on the first Ghostbusters, Trump unleashed the racism within so many people. Thanks for listening...
Rittenhouse Verdict, Racist Relatives, Failing My Colon Screening
November 19, 2021 20:07 - 16 minutes - 13.9 MBJames screams about racism, racist relatives, the Rittenhouse verdict, and failing his colon screening test assuming once again death is near. It's not. Obama's election made us pat ourselves on the back and too many of assumed we were post racism. Then, like powering off the machine that contained the ghosts on the first Ghostbusters, Trump unleashed the racism within so many people. Thanks for listening.
27. The Secret of Getting the Most Candy on Halloween
November 04, 2021 23:55 - 23 minutes - 19.8 MBJames takes his 13 year old fishnet-wearing daughter trick or treating only to find sympathy for her being alone got her more candy. But when he rummages through her candy he finds the choices are boring and few. If someone with a time machine stopped Halloween from getting invented, James' pants would fall to the floor. Asshole Mark Zuckerberg wants to us face to face via headsets, looking at fake other people. Hundreds of QAnon believers gathered in Dallas to witness the supposed r...
Whittingham Psychiatric Hospital on Halloween
October 29, 2021 21:00 - 20 minutes - 19.7 MBEvery other white person has a family castle in the U.K. Not the Whittinghams. Odd phobias like fear of small holes! A sex toy to hide your valuables. Not those valuables! James speculates that the abandoned Whittingham Psychiatric Hospital in Great Britain is haunted and perhaps your host is a serial killer. Movie idea for Lowell Dean. Caution: Listening to this podcast will kill you. Find me on Tik Tok and Twitter @sneezeshow Contact me [email protected] Tell your friends!
26. Whittingham Psychiatric Hospital on Halloween
October 29, 2021 21:00 - 20 minutes - 19.7 MBEvery other white person has a family castle in the U.K. Not the Whittinghams. Odd phobias like fear of small holes! A sex toy to hide your valuables. Not those valuables! James speculates that the abandoned Whittingham Psychiatric Hospital in Great Britain is haunted and perhaps your host is a serial killer. Movie idea for Trinidadian-Canadian director, Lowell Dean. Caution: Listening to this podcast will kill you. Find me on Tik Tok and Twitter @sneezeshow Contact me sneezeshow@...
25. The Queen Not on My Money, Stewardess Porn, NYC Rats
October 22, 2021 21:04 - 19 minutes - 27.1 MBThere's a rat urine disease in New York City that's killing people. As if we didn't have enough problems. The Queen is near death and James can't take the idea of even more change, like the Queen not being on money. She's always been on money. Now we have everything wrong with the world and our money will look different. Tooooo much change! James is now on TikTok come see him! https://www.tiktok.com/@jameswhittinghamsneeze [email protected] Twitter @sneezeshow James on Twitter ...
24. Eating off the Seniors' Menu: Middle Age Sucks. It hurts when I bend.
October 08, 2021 23:54 - 20 minutes - 16.6 MBJames discovers there's such a thing as a 55 plus seniors living complex, right after turning 55. He ponders why people his age would need their own middle-aged home. Denny's seniors' menu, BTS obsession, returning to the gym, combining a cat and a dog to make a super pet. All links James: https://linktr.ee/whittingham Twitter: @jewhittingham and @sneezeshow Other podcast: @cleanenergypod Contact us [email protected]
Eating off the Seniors' Menu
October 08, 2021 23:54 - 20 minutes - 16.6 MBJames discovers there's such a thing as a 55 plus seniors living complex, right after turning 55. He ponders why people his age would need their own middle-aged home. Denny's seniors' menu, BTS obsession, returning to the gym, combining a cat and a dog to make a super pet.
23. Horse Worm Mania! And do Vegetables Feel Pain?
September 17, 2021 02:39 - 24 minutes - 20.3 MBJames returns with nipples you could eat off of and is ready to talk horse dewormer, Norm Macdonald, obituaries, getting back to the gym and how each hot dogs you eat can take 36 minutes off your life. Plus: Do vegetables feel pain? Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze James on Twitter This podcast on Twitter James on TikTok My YouTube comedy channel Even more James l...
Horse Worms Mania!
September 17, 2021 02:39 - 24 minutes - 20.3 MBJames returns with nipples you could eat off of and is ready to talk horse dewormer, Norm Macdonald, obituaries, getting back to the gym and how each hot dogs you eat can take 36 minutes off your life. Plus: Do vegetables feel pain? Check out my YouTube channels, Twitter is @jewhittingham and @sneezeshow. Tik Tok is https://www.tiktok.com/@sneezepodcast
22. Alexa Woke Me Up to Review a Chocolate Bar
May 29, 2021 03:16 - 15 minutes - 22.4 MBIs the pandemic over? James gains weight due to the lockdown. He vaxes his family at great lengths and almost gets exposed. Then he goes to an anti-lockdown rally to listen in to the lunatics and bigots. A local YouTuber details cars and people get off on watching a good-looking man clean. How to tell if someone is on steroids. James can't figure out TikTok and asks for your help. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail ...
A Fighting Chance
May 04, 2021 18:24 - 23 minutes - 21.7 MBNo prep, James just starts talking! Cotton pillow cases, broken bidet, covid vaccine, Victor Lam story, congrats to Lowell Dean on getting the prick, the Impossible Whopper, pandemic malaise. Nothing fancy today, just James talking. Should he do this every day? [email protected] @sneezeshow Voice message me - speakpipe.com/sneeze
21. The Joys and Eroticism of Cotton Pillow Cases; The Impossible Whopper
May 04, 2021 18:24 - 23 minutes - 21.7 MBNo prep, James just starts talking! Cotton pillow cases, broken bidet, covid vaccine, Victor Lam story, congrats to Lowell Dean on getting the prick, the Impossible Whopper, pandemic malaise. Nothing fancy today, just James talking. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze James on Twitter This podcast on Twitter James on TikTok My YouTube comedy channel Even more James ...
Be a Guest on Sneeze!
March 26, 2021 22:55We're looking to include our listeners on our show via Skype. You'll be a part of the program and we'll ask you conversation starter questions from the Sneeze Wheel. Email James [email protected] We can't wait to hear from you!
Victor Vaccine!
March 21, 2021 20:08 - 26 minutes - 24.4 MBJames thinks he will get the vaccine soon but his unusual friend Victor Lam (star of "WolfCop" and "Another WolfCop"), who joins him on the show, has already had it! Victor hesitated first. We'll find out why. Plus James is constipated and has to explain what a bidet is to Victor. Then we spin the wheel to create conversation topics just like the old days! James's other comedy podcast "Where Porn Stars Go to Die" tells the fictional story of an over-the-hill porn icon who breaks his peni...
20. WolfCop Star Victor Lam Guests and James is Constipated on his Bidet
March 21, 2021 20:08 - 26 minutes - 24.4 MBJames thinks he will get the vaccine soon but his unusual friend Victor Lam (star of "WolfCop" and "Another WolfCop"), who joins him on the show, has already had it! Victor hesitated first. We'll find out why. Plus James is constipated and has to explain what a bidet is to Victor. Then we spin the wheel to create conversation topics just like the old days! James's other comedy podcast "Where Porn Stars Go to Die" tells the fictional story of an over-the-hill porn icon who breaks his peni...
It's a Good Time to Be a Vampire During Covid
February 10, 2021 01:24 - 21 minutes - 29.9 MBThe Weeknd's Super Bowl half time show was a big success for James so screw you. But he spend 7% of his own bank account to make it happen because Pepsi was being cheap assholes. A brief overview of the past Super Bowl half time shows including the first one that featured The Three Stooges in 1967. James thinks the crowd of 25 thousand at the game didn't need to be there to make a difference. They could have faked the crowd noise. And what if it rained on the cardboard cut outs. Would the ha...
19. It's a Good Time to Be a Vampire During a Pandemic
February 10, 2021 01:24 - 21 minutes - 29.9 MBThe Weeknd's Super Bowl half time show was a big success for James so screw you. But he spent 7% of his own bank account to make it happen because Pepsi was being cheap assholes. A brief overview of the past Super Bowl half time shows including the first one that featured The Three Stooges in 1967. James thinks the crowd of 25 thousand at the game didn't need to be there to make a difference. They could have faked the crowd noise. And what if it rained on the cardboard cut outs. Would the ha...
1. Where Porn Stars Go to Die - Part 1
February 03, 2021 00:05 - 12 minutes - 12.2 MBThis is a fictional story about an aging iconic porn star who breaks his penis and must navigate life in the real world. He was a sensation at a very young age because of his gigantic testicles. Those balls were so big they revitalized a struggling porn industry which was under threat from amateur with cheap video cameras. This is his story. It's the story of an over the hill porn star known the world over for his balls. A well-meaning but misguided man who claims credibly to have h...
2. Where Porn Stars Go to Die - The Other Side of Hollywood Pt 2
February 03, 2021 00:02 - 15 minutes - 21.8 MBThis is a beta test of James's proposed now storytelling podcast. Please let me know if it's worth continuing. [email protected] @sneezeshow on Twitter
2. Where Porn Stars Go to Die - Part 2
February 03, 2021 00:02 - 15 minutes - 21.8 MBThis is a fictional story about an aging iconic porn star who breaks his penis and must navigate life in the real world. He was a sensation at a very young age because of his gigantic testicles. Those balls were so big they revitalized a struggling porn industry which was under threat from amateur with cheap video cameras. This is his story. It's the story of an over the hill porn star known the world over for his balls. A well-meaning but misguided man who claims credibly to have h...
18. Stealing the Vaccine from Old People and Gravity is Increasing
January 23, 2021 23:26 - 23 minutes - 32.4 MBJames thinks he can sneak into a elderly care home and steal the Covid-19 vaccine from getting injected into an old person. Gravity is increasing. Introducing a now-defunct experimental podcast format from James Whittingham that involves storytelling. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze James on Twitter This podcast on Twitter James on TikTok My YouTube comedy chann...
Stealing the Vaccine from Old People
January 23, 2021 23:26 - 23 minutes - 32.4 MBJames thinks he can sneak into a elderly care home and steal the Covid-19 vaccine from getting injected into an old person. Gravity is increasing. Introducing a new experimental podcast format from James Whittingham that involves storytelling.
SANTA 2020
December 13, 2020 04:00 - 32 minutes - 59.9 MBSanta is battered by 2020 and Christmas needs to be saved! A highly-personal interview with Santa Claus on how the pandemic has affected him personally and his operations at the North Pole. It's so bad he insists on retiring and cancelling Christmas. He's even looking at converting to Judaism. Topics touched on include elves, Mrs. Claus, infidelity, overdoing Christmas decorating, consumerism, helping the poor and how we should care more about other people. Santa is convinced to read...