It's a Good Time to Be a Vampire During Covid

The Weeknd's Super Bowl half time show was a big success for James so screw you. But he spend 7% of his own bank account to make it happen because Pepsi was being cheap assholes. A brief overview of the past Super Bowl half time shows including the first one that featured The Three Stooges in 1967. James thinks the crowd of 25 thousand at the game didn't need to be there to make a difference. They could have faked the crowd noise. And what if it rained on the cardboard cut outs. Would the have wilted and died? A studio audience should be vaccinated before everyone else and fly around to all the late night talk shows because James misses laughter. 7

Guillermo Rodriguez from Jimmy Kimmel Live has a drinking problem and isn't enough to provide laughter for the show.

James is an elitist but has never eaten babies or drank their blood. If the secret cabals with Bill Gates and George Soros were so secret, how do we know about them?

The Tide-to-Go pens are not big enough for James's lifestyle. He needs one as big as one of those jumbo Jiffy markers. And did you know he takes his shirt off to eat a hot dog?

Ground Hogs are only right about 37% of the time on Ground Hog Day. Why not reverse the myth so it's accurate?

A woman claims her Goop vagina candle exploded in her living room.

James does a calculation to come up with the perfect gravity.

Christopher Plummer died and only not is everyone calling him a drunk. RIP.

Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy, came out with a 3 hour movie but that's too long for me to watch.

Canadian's care about U.S. politics because if the United States goes authoritarian they'll take over Canada.