Sneeze! with James Whittingham

17. SANTA 2020: James Saves Christmas and Learns to Care

December 13, 2020 04:00 - 32 minutes - 59.9 MB

Santa is battered by 2020 and Christmas needs to be saved! A highly-personal interview with Santa Claus on how the pandemic has affected him personally and his operations at the North Pole. It's so bad he insists on retiring and cancelling Christmas. He's even looking at converting to Judaism. Topics touched on include elves, Mrs. Claus, infidelity, overdoing Christmas decorating, consumerism, helping the poor and how we should care more about other people. Santa is convinced to read...

SANTA 2020

December 13, 2020 04:00 - 32 minutes - 59.9 MB

Santa is battered by 2020 and Christmas needs to be saved! A highly-personal interview with Santa Claus on how the pandemic has affected him personally and his operations at the North Pole. It's so bad he insists on retiring and cancelling Christmas. He's even looking at converting to Judaism. Topics touched on include elves, Mrs. Claus, infidelity, overdoing Christmas decorating, consumerism, helping the poor and how we should care more about other people. Santa is convinced to read...

2020 (Part 2) Facing My Covid Fears

December 09, 2020 04:55 - 22 minutes - 31.2 MB

Follow me on Twitter @SneezeShow ! James remains holed up during a winter storm while Death relentlessly knocks on his door. Covid is everywhere and coming for James at any minute. James thinks about the Israeli Space minister saying aliens exist and are meeting with Americans on Mars. He would really feel hurt if aliens did exist and he's never gotten probed. James faces his mortality and examines all the things he assumed would happen to him like thwarting a robbery or paddling a ka...

A Tour and Actual Demonstration of My Bidet

December 01, 2020 21:58 - 22 minutes - 30.7 MB

Celebrating the Canadian National Day of Podcasting, James reflects on his old podcast, JamesPod and then, in the spirit of that old show, does an audio demonstration of how to use a bidet. Featuring a homage to voice over actor Jay Robertson, The Canadian Podcast Buffet with Mark Blevis and the late Bob Goyetche. Bidet tip: Use warm water but not for too long or you loosen everything up and an enema ensues. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My li...

A Tour of My Bidet

December 01, 2020 21:58 - 22 minutes - 30.7 MB

Celebrating the Canadian National Day of Podcasting, James reflects on his old podcast, JamesPod and then, in the spirit of that old show, does an audio demonstration of how to use a bidet. Featuring a homage to voice over actor Jay Robertson, The Canadian Podcast Buffet with Mark Blevis and the late Bob Goyetche. Bidet tip: Use warm water but not for too long or you loosen everything up and an enemy ensues.

2020 (Part 1)

November 27, 2020 00:57 - 18 minutes - 26 MB

2020 has been our Covid year from hell and James continues to be unstable. The Utah Monolith and Denmark minks coming back from the dead seal the deal on this godawful year. 50 million Americans think the U.S. election was stolen but they're not in the streets protesting like they are in Belarus. Why? Because they don't really believe it. They choose to live in a fantasy world. Plus the crazy story when James was trying to fall asleep to the podcast The Feed by Libsyn. Part 2 coming soon.

I Know What You Did Last Pandemic

November 18, 2020 04:07 - 29 minutes - 40.4 MB

Comic James Whittingham stopped podcasting during the pandemic but now he's back to fill you in on everything he did during the summer. His daughter became feral. She it took months and hundreds of dollars to unmatte her hair before school. James lists the things that don't work on his body since he's getting old. Mark auditioned to be side-kick on the show and we play his tape including his recongnition of James's devotion to the bidet. James only learned recently that Robin of Batman a...

Fuck the Pandemic

October 16, 2020 23:55 - 12 minutes - 17.7 MB

James has had it with the pandemic. The solution? A no holds barred ANGRY rant about everything Covid life gave us. I've so had it with everything! I can't even feel like I should do a podcast! Fuck book shelves Fuck the Republican Party fuck birthday parties fuck choirs fuck spittle Fuck Pollution Fuck walmart fuck amazon fuck Halloween candy fuck sexism fuck Florida fuck my neighour fuck his Corvette fuck his boredom fuck his lawn mower fuck his lawn fu...

James Turns 40 Live: A JamesPod Throwback to 2006

June 26, 2020 05:27 - 29 minutes - 21.3 MB

In 2006 I was podcasting live on the moment I said goodbye to my thirties and turned 40. This is my most requested episode all these years later. Due to music rights, only part of the episode can be presented. Thanks for listening! Be sure to follow/subscribe for more episodes! My links Send me an online voicemail now! https://www.speakpipe.com/sneeze James on Twitter This podcast on Twitter James on TikTok My YouTube comedy channel Even more James links: https://linktr.ee/...

JamesPod Throwback to 2006

June 26, 2020 05:27 - 29 minutes - 21.3 MB

In 2006 I was podcasting live on the moment I said goodbye to my thirties and turned 40. This is my most requested episode all these years later. Due to music rights, only part of the episode can be presented. More Sneeze in July!

James Shakes the Covid Blues with Some Friends

June 21, 2020 00:31 - 24 minutes - 22.5 MB

After not podcasting for 100 days, James invites his friends on the show to talk it out about Covid and quarantine life. We also go deep into working at home, missing not being alone, and racism in Saskatchewan and around the world. It's a departure from my usual show but stick with me. I'll be back next week with an all-new comedy podcast episode.

Covid-19

March 10, 2020 23:30 - 19 minutes - 18 MB

Will snorting pepper cure Covid-19? James attempts to find out.

Coronaphobia and My Lust for Nose Flesh

March 09, 2020 23:00

You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a Walmart during a well-publicized virus outbreak staring at empty shelves where the Purell used to be? It's really not that different than when I was at a birthday party when I was five. All the kids had gone in the house for cake without me noticing. A tinge of panic sets in when you realize you're separated from the heard and small brown stain forms on your Batman underwear. Our newfound post-apocalyptic society is now divided into...

Coronavirus #1

March 05, 2020 22:34 - 19 minutes - 22.7 MB

James panics after he finds out he can't buy Purell hand sanitizer due to hording in the stores. Toilet paper is also out of stock as people go nuts over the Coronavirus. The wheel spins and James gives his opinion on murderers! Yes, he welcomes them to the podcast. And what's James's favorite pizza? The answer won't surprise you.

Beyoncé Poops

February 25, 2020 23:22 - 28 minutes - 38.9 MB

James speculates on how perfect Beyoncé's stools must be and how a goddess like her defecates. Plus the story of how a police officer cornered James naked! And a shocking new method James has discovered for cooking hot dogs!

Clitoral Stimulation

February 20, 2020 23:43 - 13 minutes - 14.4 MB

James's favorite drink is the Vodka Special. The first version of this show had tech problems so James recounts a clitoral stimulation sex toy in the episode that wasn't. Why women's sex toys need more speed settings than men's. We compare two sets of theoretical super powers. The movie James rewatches the most is Spotlight with Mark Ruffalo, Michael Keaton, Rachel McAdams, Liev Schreiber, John Slattery, and Stanly Tucci.

Alison Brie

February 15, 2020 00:30 - 9 minutes - 7.2 MB

Our Celebrity Sneeze of the Week is Alison Brie (Mad Men, Community, Glee). Alison, according to the internet, hung from a tree naked in college to cheer up a roommate. I miss college. We explore which animal would be most annoying if they could talk. The answer is dogs! They'd never stop asking you to do things! Why balloons should be banned. It has to do with fear and cardiac issues. And our color of the episode is chocolate. It actually doesn't look like any chocolate I've ever eaten...

Pardon My Anger

February 11, 2020 22:01 - 23 minutes - 23.3 MB

Everyone has a bad day sometimes, so does James. It started with a tire shop trying to screw his wife and went down hill from there. James works out his anger on the show until he feels better by the end. We explore phobias, including a fear of chop sticks, not kidding, and James hits a bad point on the Sneeze Wheel yet again! Plus the Libra horoscope for teenagers!

Black Forest Cake

February 05, 2020 02:37 - 24 minutes - 34.4 MB

James has an explosive rant against the lie that is Black Forest Cake. It looks like a chocolate cake but oooh it is not! James answers what he would do if he were Mayor. The wheel spins and terrible, terrible things happen. We explore a disease that only cannibals get. We're not kidding about that!

Billie Eilish

January 29, 2020 21:14 - 12 minutes - 18.7 MB

Color of the week: Asmethyst. Celebrity Sneeze is singer-songwriter and recent Grammy winner Billie Eilish who has a sneeze that impresses the hell out of James. The Sneeze Wheel lands on an unexpected bodily fluid that is in news stories: Urine! We explore the top news story with 'urine' in it.