Sloss and Humphries On The Road

Ep.24 New Year, Same Lateness

January 11, 2017 13:03 - 1 hour - 70.8 MB

Muggins is still on the road so Cream pulled his finger out and got Garf back on to talk about a very awkward but sexy plane encounter, and some other weird stuff.

Ep. 23 Garf and Cream

December 27, 2016 19:49 - 54 minutes - 61.9 MB

SUPES SOZZLEBERRIES ABOUT THE DELAY! Not really though. Cream here. Muggins is off in Alicante on holiday, so I grabbed Gareth Waugh to be the replacement Muggins, and honestly, he did a better job. So listen, enjoy and the next one will be out on time, I promise. Ish.

Ep.22 Crusher and Wofff

December 24, 2016 00:29 - 1 hour - 88.2 MB

The belated second installment of our Altitude podcasts joined again by the majestic beast that is Crusher Cody and long time listner, first time caller, our very funny chum Gareth Wough. Also... we're drunk again, but 22 epsiodes in you might have gathered that this is par for the course. Merry Xmas

Ep.21 Guest who?

December 13, 2016 08:18 - 1 hour - 34.6 MB

Muggins normally writes these descriptions but odds are he's dead. So it's Cream here just to tell you that I remember nothing from this episode except that Andrew Maxwell and Nick Cody are on and that they crush it. Enjoy. Or don't. See if I give a toss.

Ep.20 C.R.E.A.M.

December 08, 2016 00:29 - 1 hour - 41.3 MB

Everyone gets kicked off Panto once and will never get invited back, you know that old saying. Cream talks about his failed attempt at stand up... I totally meant panto... I genuinely typed that by accident and could have easily corrected it but it was such a great freudian slip that it's staying in. We talk about other stuff too, we actually do prattle on quite a bit in this one, just like whats happening now. Stop reading and download it already.

Ep.19 Fishing for Compliments

December 05, 2016 01:54 - 1 hour - 35.1 MB

Over a cheese platter Muggins and Cream revisit their worst ever gigs and discuss desperate measures in bathroom emergencies, all in the interest of making you smirk on the train. And for compliments.

Ep.18 Clone Wars

December 01, 2016 12:56 - 1 hour - 42.6 MB

Muggins and Cream discuss whether they'd get along with their own clones, they find the king of the muggles Dale Partridge and cut the head of the serpent.

Ep.17 Thanks Giving

November 28, 2016 02:48 - 59 minutes - 34.1 MB

Muggins and Cream give thanks to eachother buy slaughtering each-others dad's. With Newphamisms, muggles and Rutherford the Butt Monkey.

Ep.16 Muggles With Attitude

November 24, 2016 02:51 - 1 hour - 36.1 MB

In deepest darkest Ashganistan (Ashington) the the duo spin their words from the Punch-Drunk HQ. Cream tells of his run in with the law while Muggins cries from his nose.

Ep.15 No Apologies

November 21, 2016 05:27 - 1 hour - 39.6 MB

From the comfort of Natalie's bed in London, Muggins and Cream declare some more bugbears they have with one another and discuss being pegged by Nick Cody.

Ep. 14 Jean joins the party

November 17, 2016 03:23 - 57 minutes - 33.1 MB

Cream tries to carry the podcast because Muggins is off his mellon after winning an award that offered a free bar. Jean makes an apearance and takes cream to task for his psychopathic tendencies.

Ep.13 Your dad wears crocs mate!

November 14, 2016 01:26 - 1 hour - 41.1 MB

Last day of the European tour before returning to the UK the lads raise a glass to a fantastic 3 weeks. Muggins tells some more childhood stories from his time in the ghetto while Cream was spanking around Florida with his dad with their crocs on like a pair of muggles!

Ep.12 I Love you, but...

November 10, 2016 01:10 - 1 hour - 36.1 MB

You need joy, you need happiness, you need a distraction from the troubles of the world. Pour Muggins and Cream in your ears and drift away to your safe place. The boyos reveal several gripes that they have about eachother that need to change. Chances are they'll rinse you for being a muggle.

Ep.11 The Sloss Express

November 07, 2016 07:10 - 1 hour - 37.5 MB

***CORRECT VERSION*** Arriving in Prague from Vienna after an evening smoking a home grown strand of weed named after Cream, The Sloss Express, created and brought to us by all round good eggs Moka and Ray. Grab a sugar butty and enjoy your Monday morning!

Ep.10 Transylvania

November 03, 2016 14:55 - 1 hour - 41.7 MB

Walking away from the smoke and rubble that they left behind in Amsterdam the boys resurface in Transylvania, they share some facts (and lies) about Romania and then divulge some little known facts (and lies) about themselves.

Ep.9 Bad Boys

October 31, 2016 00:57 - 55 minutes - 31.7 MB

Sending you vibrations from Amsterdam, with weed fuelled tales of youth, muggles and dad jokes.

Ep.8 Fantastic Lies

October 26, 2016 22:39 - 58 minutes - 33.4 MB

Bullshit + Confidence = Truth. Moving on from Croatia to Belgium the boys share some lies that sound true but when looked at closely they are so obviously a lie that no-one will fall for them at all.

Ep.7 Origins

October 24, 2016 00:05 - 1 hour - 35.4 MB

From a hotel in Zagreb the boys talk about their visit to Tesla's home and applaud his contribution to the world of electricity before experiencing a power cut. Tune in to hear their origin stories as told by each-other and 100% factually accurate.

Ep.6 Rainbow Party

October 19, 2016 23:26 - 59 minutes - 34 MB

Broadcasting from Poland, the cRaZy old duo take in the culture and the local delicacies. Muggins now has a pet leaf and Cream speaks of the mythical Rainbow Parties.

Ep.5 Jammy Pockets

October 16, 2016 23:32 - 1 hour - 35.3 MB

As soon as we do an itinerary of our Jammy and Gownie pockets we get down to doing your horoscopes, the future is looking bleak for you, especially if you're a Capricorn. Cream has a shocking confession for Jean.

Ep.4 Stranger Danger

October 13, 2016 08:47 - 1 hour - 34.8 MB

Muggins regales us with a story of being emasculated by a nude intruder and Cream reminisces about his equestrian days at Christian boot camp.

Ep.3 Get in the corner, Muggles

October 10, 2016 03:14 - 55 minutes - 31.8 MB

Muggins (straight up gangster) and Cream (owns a trolley token) have laid down another badass hardcore podcast for your audio delights. Insert this into your head via your ears right this very minute.

Ep.2 Newphemisms

October 06, 2016 08:50 - 59 minutes - 34.2 MB

Muggins and Cream back in your area, kicking up dust. The limber tongued duo strike again, a little bit later and drunker than episode #1. Sit back, relax and Love Laugh Live.

Ep.1 Muggins and Cream

October 03, 2016 19:36 - 58 minutes - 33.3 MB

Daniel Sloss and Kai Humphries have just embarked on a European tour and bottled some of it in this podcast for you to shake up and spray in your ears. Loads and loads of excellent chat. You're a very lucky goose! **REMASTERED** this was uploaded in stereo where we were in an ear each but we've fixed it up so we share your ears evenly. We've also added the intro and this is the episode the intro was made from. Spot the quotes!