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Sloss and Humphries On The Road

374 episodes - English - Latest episode: 25 days ago - ★★★★★ - 136 ratings

Two touring buffoons tell you about their thoughts and then insult you for being a muggle.

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Ep. 2.19 New Year New Cream

January 14, 2018 04:50 - 1 hour - 40 MB

The year is well underway and the Sloss and Humphries roads have parted temporarily so we will alternate the podcast with special guests until we reunite. Muggins takes this week's poddy and the guest is super special, filling creams shoes is village doylum Elliot Steel. 

Ep. 2.18 Cru$her and Damagé

December 13, 2017 15:10 - 54 minutes - 31.2 MB

A double dose of Australian from the Punch-Drunk Nottingham HQ as Damo "Damagé" Clark and Nick "Cru$her" Cody jump on the podcast after an afternoon of escape rooms. 

Ep. 2.17 Thick-cast II

December 06, 2017 19:03 - 1 hour - 39.4 MB

After 2 failed attempts at Podcasts Muggins and Cream get a new memory card and are joined by the same old dipshit Elliot Steel (@elliotsteelcom) to reroll on whether he's thick or not. See if he changes your mind in round 2.

Ep. 2.16 Is Elliot Steel Thick?

November 23, 2017 00:21 - 1 hour - 37.5 MB

After months of Muggins and Cream dropping it into conversation that their good friend, fellow comedian and avid subscriber Elliot Steel is a bit thick he comes on the Podcast as a guest to defend his honour. Terribly.  Do let him know how he got on...  (@elliotsteelcom)

Ep. 2.15 Rickets and Milky

November 20, 2017 00:34 - 57 minutes - 33.1 MB

Milo McCabe and Rickets McRickets join Muggins and Cream on the podcast for the first time after many a mention in previous poddy's as the gods land them all in Liverpool together. We discuss why Rickets chose to toss himself off while jogging on the motorwy and other such topics. Enjoy. 

Ep. 2.14 Back on Home Soil

November 16, 2017 23:56 - 57 minutes - 33.1 MB

After a brief spell apart the tour reunites in Scotland for the final leg accross the UK. Cream gets a tattoo in New York with a Hollywood star while Muggins goes to Butlins and falls out with a florist. 

Ep. 2.13 Cranky Cream Needs a Nap

November 09, 2017 18:31 - 57 minutes - 32.8 MB

After a heavy session, not much sleep and a god awful travel day complete with traffic we spare our only free hour to put together the most cranky podcast to date. By all accounts it sounds as though we hate eachother but this podcast was unbelievably cathartic. Enjoy the tones of us locking horns! 

Ep. 2.12 Comeback from the Comedown (Broken)

November 06, 2017 01:09 - 1 hour - 42.2 MB

We had to skip a podcast last Thursday because we were well and truly broken by Amsterdam and unfortunately our comeback podcast from our comedown is also broken. We lost a mic half way through and have had to crank up the volume to capture both of us from one mic. It might be too tough to listen to, you might be able to battle through it. We had a lot of fun recording this one so we hope you can somehow enjoy it. This is the podcast where we find out just how hardcore you really are. Let us...

Ep. 2.11 THE AMSTERDAM ONE

October 29, 2017 22:57 - 1 hour - 36.4 MB

Muggins and Cream arrive in Amsterdam and are joined by their fellow Goats Rich Massara, Barry Castagnola and Ryan Cullen and they form like vultron to make a 5 way podcast (whilst munted) this could be awful. Thanks for trying. 

Ep. 2.10 Podcast For Ducks

October 25, 2017 22:44 - 54 minutes - 30.9 MB

After two solid days of playing boardgames Cruggins and Meame are Figh as Huck in Copehagen from picking up a ton of weed at Christiania. For ducks.

Ep. 2.9 Are We In The Same Seats?

October 23, 2017 12:51 - 1 hour - 35 MB

A very sleepy Muggins and Cream are in their 5th country in the space of 3 hours sleep, for those following us on instagram story or snapchat (@kaihumphries and @danielsloss) you'll be keen to know why muggins keeps asking cream if they're in the same seat. All is explained. No Muggles were harmed in the making of this Podcast.

Ep. 2.8 Sloss Express Return Ticket

October 18, 2017 22:31 - 1 hour - 35.7 MB

Prague and Vienna brought the weed, the latter being that of the Sloss Express which sent the boys on a journey before they were suddenly faced with a situation they were too high to deal with. Newphamisms also return in this episode recorded from Bratislava.

Ep. 2.7 Both Best Men

October 15, 2017 21:41 - 1 hour - 38.9 MB

Muggins and Cream are Europe bound for part 2 of the tour so used their Sunday off to get drunk. Matty joins the podcast to duke it out with Cream over who is the best Best man but ends up being a victim of overshare as they discuss conquests from a previous life. 

Ep. 2.6 Knocky Door Ginger

October 12, 2017 00:28 - 1 hour - 37.5 MB

Thursday morning podcast on a Thursday, childishness caused the podcast to be taken down but we are back on track and podding out of Leeds, discussing the wonderful nude portrait Jean's mam made for muggins. You may also get your horoscopes read out, it's not looking great!

Ep. 2.5 Domestic

October 11, 2017 00:43 - 1 hour - 41 MB

Monday morning podcast on a Tuesday night. Finally raising their heads after Saturday night's drink off with a late podcast. Cream finally comes out of his resting huff to find out Muggins thought he'd been mad at him for something. Muggles, Dads and True Lies.

Ep. 2.4 LINDA!!

October 04, 2017 23:32 - 1 hour - 35.1 MB

Muggins gets refused from the gym for being so hench while Cream gets friendzoned, or so the story is told. They visit Linda who gets up to her old tricks. The pair also recall how they each remember meeting eachother in a reboot of the old "Origins" game. Enjoy! 

Ep. 2.3 AirOAP

October 01, 2017 23:04 - 58 minutes - 33.6 MB

Muggins and Cream accidentally lodge with two lovely pensioners in Inverness on the Scottish leg of the tour. In this episode they revisit the passive aggressive, remarkably cathartic game "I love you, but..." sharing their gripes about one another. 

Ep. 2.2 Drooth or False

September 27, 2017 23:55 - 1 hour - 35.9 MB

Muggins and Cream solve issues that don't affect them with equal parts arrogance and ignorance like the toilet gender allocation. Muggles and Dads get it as usual with the added game of Truth or Lie where we each tell three stories which any could be true or false and the other has to guess which ring true. 

Ep. 2.1 REBOOT

September 25, 2017 01:23 - 1 hour - 49.2 MB

Piss and dead frogs everwhere. The 2017 Tour has just started so it's only right that the Podcast relaunched with it. With a lot to get you up to speed on Muggins and Cream tell some of their most shameful stories from the missing months. Gareth Waugh AKA G-Tip joins the party for our reboot special! 

Ep. 55 Your Dad's Muntered

July 03, 2017 10:18 - 55 minutes - 31.9 MB

Finally Muggins and Cream pull out of their Glastonbury come down and create a podcast to debrief what the fuck just happened, as it turns out, Cream was muntered. Lots of talk of self felating and possibly the final regular muggle corner before a pre fringe hiatus. With some top notch Dad jokes to wrap it up.

Ep. 54 Creams Can Come True

June 15, 2017 11:59 - 51 minutes - 29.2 MB

Muggins in Cream are both in Edinburgh preparing for their Edinburgh previews and took a short break from their writting to return to the podcast after a short while on seperate roads. They try to work out if Kai is old or poor (probably both) when he reminisces about his black and white TV. After a short spliff break both of their dreams come true. 

Ep. 53 Steelcast

June 05, 2017 07:43 - 1 hour - 35.1 MB

High from London Muggins is joined by millenial poster boy Elliot Steel, they discuss intergrating emojis into the English language and other important topics. Note: While you're enjoying the dad jokes bear in mind that Elliot's dad is famous man Mark Steel. 

Ep. 52 Best Muggle

May 28, 2017 15:18 - 56 minutes - 32.5 MB

Muggins and Cream briefly reunite as they both cross paths in London. Daniel tries to throw Kai under the bus with mugglery surrounding the wedding but Kai has an ace in the hole to out Daniel as the muggle of all muggles! 

Ep. 51 Cream and G-Tip

May 18, 2017 15:36 - 57 minutes - 65.5 MB

Cream (Sloss) is back with G-Tip (Waugh) to discuss Gareths early rap career. I'm not kidding. I honestly can't rememeber anything else that happened in the podcast.

Ep. 50 Cuck-a-doodle Waugh

May 10, 2017 21:18 - 52 minutes - 59.6 MB

Cream is back with Garf to talk about Creams newfound Mugglery and sobriety (temporary, don't worry), Garf being third wheeled and other such things. Enjoy.

Ep. 49 Tommy Two Sniffs

May 03, 2017 18:07 - 1 hour - 37.9 MB

Muggins is in his childhood home with the Cream replacement service of Tom Houghton joining the podcast. Mid Punch-Drunk run they tell tales of their very different school days and steam roller over some Muggles for good measure. They lived. They Laughed. They Loved. 

Ep. 48 Bar Fly

April 21, 2017 08:02 - 1 hour - 36.9 MB

Abandosam, Sam Wilson joins Muggins and Cream in throwing Kissy Long Pockets Andrew Stanley under another bus for his round dodging. It's the closing weekend of the Melbourne Festival so they recap some of their shenanigans before the horrific slaughter of some more sorry muggles. 

Ep. 47 Big Muggins in Little China Town

April 19, 2017 07:27 - 47 minutes - 27.1 MB

Recorded in Muggins' gaff in China Town of Melbourne, Cream has been a poorly duck and Muggins has had a heavy Bank Holiday, the two catch up on all of their shenanigans and while they're at it, throw kissy two lips under the bus for his bad bar habbits.   

Ep. 46 New Shirt

April 15, 2017 07:42 - 59 minutes - 33.8 MB

Our Average Thursday podcast, recorded on Good Friday and released on a Fantastic Saturday. Muggins is looking fre$h as fuck and unfresh cream is confused. Daniel gets to the bottom of a very obscure health scare. 

Ep. 45 Stage Dive

April 10, 2017 17:58 - 1 hour - 36.3 MB

Brimful of Asher on the 45, some classic muggins and cream as they fly guestless unfresh from a hefty session the night before. Boardgames, lame teachers and muggle bashing. Get us in your ears and chuckle on the bus.

Ep. 44 Edibles

April 06, 2017 06:02 - 59 minutes - 34 MB

Sloss has returned from his weed induced coma and tells some tales about edibles including the story he loast confidence in last week when he was high as petrol prices. We're joined by global legend Nick "The Crusher" Cody in his residence in Melbourne. 

Ep. 43 Moist Moist Moist...

April 03, 2017 09:26 - 1 hour - 38 MB

Cream eats an edible (canibis sweet) and is too high to text but still records a podcast with hungover Muggins and their good buddy Carey Marx. They discus playing risk, living with muggins, kissing a bloke like a gentleman and all things moist. 

Ep. 42 Heimlichs and High Fives

March 31, 2017 05:26 - 59 minutes - 33.9 MB

Seeing as we left you hanging for 2 weeks we thought a bonus episode would tickle your biscuit. Muggins saved Creams life in a heroic act of valour and they tell possibly the grossest story in the muggins back catalogue. 

Ep 41 Muggins and Cream Reunited

March 30, 2017 03:10 - 2 hours - 70.1 MB

TWO HOUR REUNION SPECIAL After 9 weeks apart and a brief two week break from the podcast while Kai was in Thailand meeting his wife and Sloss still couldn't find any friends, the boys finally reunite in Melbourne and discuss Kai's recent marriage proposal.

Cream is back! Ft. Cru$her

March 16, 2017 07:46 - 1 hour - 70.5 MB

Holy mother of God. Me, Cream, may have succesfully recorded, editted and uploaded an episode all by myself. Muggins is now obselete. Long live co-host Sir Mickolas Cody. We discuss Vegas, Muggins fitness and Crushers upbringing. Enjoy!

Ep. 39 Muggins is Cranky

March 13, 2017 06:25 - 1 hour - 37 MB

As in the prophecy by Andrew "K2L" Stanley early in the Australia trip, Muggins' happiness is beginning to run out as he offloads a handful of his recent trivial gripes. Cream is still friendless, this time in Sydney and struggling to fill a pair of Muggins sized shoes. 

Ep. 38 Kissgate 2017

March 09, 2017 08:53 - 1 hour - 35.5 MB

Andrew Stanley is back opposite Muggins in the Cream seat after being thrown under the preverbial bus by Muggins and Abandosam with his actions last week kissing people willy nilly. The hilarity descends into a high brow book review and climbs back out with some horrendous 2 girls 1 cup chat. And the rest is kisstory. 

Ep. 37 Abandosam

March 06, 2017 12:02 - 1 hour - 45.8 MB

Muggins plays host to special guest and one half of freestyle hiphop phenomenon Abandoman, Mr Sam "Abandosam" Wilson. The charming blighter gets straight into the spirit of the podcast with sotries, tangents, funnies and all round good vibrations. Oh. They also throw Andrew Stanley (our previous co-pilot) under the bus for his 'anakisstic' actions on Wednesday night. 

Ep 36 Cru$her and ¢ream

March 04, 2017 03:02 - 1 hour - 37.3 MB

Flying in from his lonely friendless excursion to New York, Cream has arrived in Sydney Australia where the infamous Nick "Cru$her" Cody has joined him for margaritas and a podcast. With both Muggins currently in Adelaide meaning they are both in Australia, their roads will realign in 3 more weeks for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, til then strap in for some fantastic guests! 

Ep. 35 AFC Sunburnland

February 27, 2017 08:01 - 1 hour - 36.4 MB

Geordie Muggins has accidentilly sunburned himself into sunderland colours to the joy of guest Andrew Stanley. Recorded in Adelaide they discuss upsetting Cream from across the globe and accidentally wrecking hippies. 

Ep.34 Stay Slapped

February 19, 2017 21:24 - 1 hour - 36.1 MB

Muggins and Sugar bring down Garf and Cream (But mostly Garf) in response to their utter nonsense putting Runners in the muggle corner, the worlds justice has been served. Recorded on their last day in Perth before they fly to Adelaide to do it alllll again! 

Run Muggle, Run!

February 16, 2017 21:57 - 1 hour - 74.4 MB

Cream and Garf back in your ears after re-doing this podcast because the first one was a bit rubbish coz of two brutal hangovers. Never claim that we don't have quality control again. We talk birthdays, ponytails and fitbits. Bantz bantz bantz

Ep. 32 Show Me What You've Got.

February 13, 2017 07:35 - 1 hour - 38.3 MB

Andrew Stanley plays the resident Cream yet again joining Muggins once more and pouring his irish fuel on the flames of banta. They talk full moons, muggles, Kai's exceptional phisique and respect for elders. Cuddle up to the nearst stranger and take an ear-bud each. 

Save the bees!

February 09, 2017 01:22 - 1 hour - 70.3 MB

Cream is back with a hangover that kill God. He's brought Garf on to share the load and they talks smack and baths and 9/11.

Ep. 30 Blah Blah Blah

February 06, 2017 09:09 - 1 hour - 38.6 MB

Cream is on the other side of Australia weeping at how beautiful Nick Cody looks in his wedding dress so Muggins brings the joy to your Monday alongside resident guest Andrew "Sugar" Stanley. 

Ep. 29 @TheB1gM4n

February 02, 2017 08:19 - 1 hour - 37.3 MB

In Perth again with Andrew Stanley as he shares some of Muggins' lapses in concentration after his (potentially fake) gym sessions, he also loves kissing. Muggle corner is directed from accross the shores via twitter from long time listner, first time caller and dear friend Matty The B1g M4n.  

A boy has no Muggins

January 30, 2017 11:32 - 1 hour - 70.8 MB

I swear to God if this doesn't upload properly imma put all you through a window. Cream here, back with another Mugginless episode, but instead we have the new and improved Muggins, Garf. Back again.

Ep.27 Muggins no Cream

January 26, 2017 03:56 - 1 hour - 36.3 MB

The first time Muggins has lead the podcast without Cream (after several failed attempts) he is joined by Andrew Stanley, remember the mug that spazzzed out on shrooms in Amsterdam and was totally Geoff? Yeah, that lad. Direct from down under. 

Ep.26 Worst Man

January 23, 2017 09:36 - 1 hour - 36.2 MB

Cream carries the poddy yet again with his rap nemisis, Eric Lampaert, bringing his vocal beauty to your ears as special guest in luie of the absent (minded) Muggins who is down under, fucking up his own attempts at creating soundwaves.  

Ep.25 Look Who's Back!

January 16, 2017 15:28 - 1 hour - 35.1 MB

Muggins is back for a parting Podcast before going his seperate way from Cream for a short while, the boys are joined by Elliot "Man Of" Steel (@elliotsteelcom) and the well to do Tom Houghton (@tomhcomedy) of impending "First Dates" fame. 

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