Sloss and Humphries On The Road
374 episodes - English - Latest episode: 25 days ago - ★★★★★ - 136 ratingsTwo touring buffoons tell you about their thoughts and then insult you for being a muggle.
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Quarantine 16. Badminton Bingo Wings
May 28, 2020 00:01 - 46 minutes - 36.1 MBMuggins and Cream mark the unofficial end of lockdown with a catch up of the bank holiday shenanigans of baking weed and drunken injuries before displaying the weed's potency in full force with some suggested adjustments to help piggy fly.
Quarantine 15. Hashslag
May 21, 2020 00:01 - 50 minutes - 38 MBTaking a brief break from the sun muggins and cream discuss the influence their childhood toys may have had on them and briefly chat like a pair of pervy dads before roasting their mates.
Quarantine 14. Lockdown Fatigue
May 14, 2020 01:21 - 42 minutes - 31.9 MBWhile Cream just ticks over comfortably stoned muggins has quite literally ran himself into the ground and is getting increasingly complacent about the house, putting two contact lenses in each eye and being roped too deep into social media
Quarantine 13. How Was Your Sleep?
May 07, 2020 00:01 - 48 minutes - 35.2 MBTaking the podcast unannounced down to once per week Muggins and Cream will be landing an episode on your lap on Thursdays only now, replacing the Monday pod with a USA version of Day Drinking with Danny instagram stream on Sunday night 8pm UK, work out your time zone from there. In this ep Cream is half way through Kai's book and raises some points about his findings.
Quarantine 12. Death and Blozzaz
April 30, 2020 00:01 - 45 minutes - 33.4 MBThis podcast is mostly about death and blozzaz, after 12 hours of quarantine conversation you'd think Muggins and Cream would run out of stuff to talk about but with these two topics on the table the podcast could probably go on for another decade of lockdown.
Quarantine 11. Inside Daniel Sloss
April 27, 2020 00:01 - 49 minutes - 36.3 MBCream is hungover from double Day Drinking with Dan, the civil war from Daniel not plugging Kai's book simmers down. Kai has recently released a book, it's available now on Kindle, you don't need a kindle, just the kindle app on your phone, read it now instead of listening to this, Natalie finds her way to muggle corner.
Quarantine 10. Deats by Bre
April 23, 2020 00:01 - 54 minutes - 39.2 MBCream has new internet and a fancy security system, Muggins has been struggling with his wife Addastripe purchases. Life in the fast lane. They also lay into lads getting knock off haircuts from home.
Quarantine 10. Michael Collins
April 20, 2020 00:01 - 45 minutes - 33.5 MBBeginning with a routine stop from the fun police, Muggins and Cream conduct their 10th regular podcast of sheer nonversation to lighten the mood of your quarantine, with the return of muggle corner and an insightful, educational look at the moon landings.
Quarantine 9. Michael Collins
April 20, 2020 00:01 - 45 minutes - 33.5 MBBeginning with a routine stop from the fun police, Muggins and Cream conduct their 10th regular podcast of sheer nonversation to lighten the mood of your quarantine, with the return of muggle corner and an insightful, educational look at the moon landings.
Quarantine 8. Muggins with a Sore Paw
April 15, 2020 21:27 - 54 minutes - 39.1 MBMuggins is cranky because of an IT error and forgetting to defrost pastry, it's concluded that by being made to experience his full range of emotions from the stimulus of day to day life in isolation he is slowly becoming Cream. With a slow news week the get back to whining about Game of Thrones. Oh Nostalgia!
Quarantine 7. Tik Tok Toe
April 13, 2020 00:01 - 52 minutes - 37.9 MBMuggins and Cream really glorify their glory days before admitting their life has moved on as they are too old for Tik Tok in todays Easter Special while owning up to open social media mugglery with couples challenge videos.
Quarantine 6. Mumzilla
April 09, 2020 00:01 - 54 minutes - 39.7 MBMuggins and Cream discuss whether they'd carry their own babies if they could and what genetic modifications they'd make if they were given the chance. Also Marvel and Porn, always Marvel and Porn.
Quarantine 5. Freaky Monday
April 06, 2020 00:01 - 56 minutes - 40.2 MBMuggins and Cream instantly run into each other and spend the opening of the podcast in each other's body, to the delight of Piggy, in a record 5 Podcast streak of being posted on time and as promised for the ultimate public service during the pandemic
Quarantine 4. Gaycation
April 02, 2020 00:01 - 54 minutes - 41.4 MBNo guests, just a classic Muggins and Cream original, lots of talk about porn and self isolation (if you know what I mean) they pit their gay friends off against each other in a hypothetical duel and that bit wasn't even in the hypotheticals section.
Quarantine 3. Pub Crawl
March 30, 2020 00:01 - 1 hour - 48.2 MBMuggins and Cream are joined by Snunky and Milk like the worlds worst version of the avengers. Snunky and Cream recount their room to room pub-crawl on Friday night that left Snunks in a worse state than COVID19 would.
Quarantine 2. Home Schooling
March 26, 2020 00:01 - 53 minutes - 41.8 MBA couple of holiday stories from Muggins reminiscing about the old world and Cream's blissful quarantine keeping his house human Ryan Cullen alive are some of the items discussed as the boys are joined by legend Mark Nelson who has recently become the new teacher for his two children.
Quarantine 1. Sloss and Humphries Stuck at Home
March 23, 2020 00:01 - 52 minutes - 38.5 MBBack on their regular schedule of Monday's and Thursday's for the duration of the Quarantine Muggins and Cream dial in the podcast from their isolation. With a new feature "Mystery Guest" where they conference in another comedian to check in on them, although it isn't a mystery, it's Dave Longley.
Snunky's Send Off
March 13, 2020 00:20 - 58 minutes - 44.8 MBMuggins and Cream return with Ryan "Snunky" Cullen who being a high risk during the current pandemic as special guest to say a few last words. They mostly discuss what provisions they'd stockpile for the upcoming apocalypse.
Sour Milk
February 06, 2020 16:33 - 1 hour - 48.2 MBMuggins is back with substitute host Elliot "Milk" Steel who has started the year by being dumped, perpetually seshing and putting on weight. For the majority of the episode they talk shop about the politics of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival which is the comedy podcast equivalent of putting up Xmas decorations in June.
Muggins and Cream 2020
January 12, 2020 14:23 - 56 minutes - 40.9 MBOff the hamster wheel of touring and living their best life Muggins and Cream get back together for a New Year podcast to look back on the madness off last year and catch up on what's been happening since
Ep. 3.41 When Will I See You Again?
December 13, 2019 12:26 - 1 hour - 46.6 MBMuggins and Cream enter the final 3 days of the tour and the start of a sesh that will last for December. They discuss their not so perfect celebrity orgies and other equally pressing matters.
Ep 3.40 Back in Business
December 07, 2019 00:29 - 56 minutes - 40.2 MBAfter a brief spell at home Muggins and Cream are recharged for the remaining 4 gigs to bring the tour home. The lads cover just about everything in global politics and discuss LIINNNDAA and Kev's recent trip to London.This episode might be our favourite dad jokes, we might have just been high.
Ep. 3.39 Still on the Road
November 18, 2019 13:32 - 1 hour - 50 MBMuggins drags Cream sulking onto a podcast to discuss the Prince's royal shenanigans and last night's episode of 'I'm a Celebrity...' starring friend of the podcast Andrew 'Meg' Maxwell. The Pod then descends into a therapeutic rant from Cream about the perpetual nature of the tour after 17 months on the road.
Ep 3.38 Amsterdam 4
November 07, 2019 20:50 - 59 minutes - 44.3 MBThe annual Amsterdam podcast, it's in two halves, first half after having a spliff, second half after having an edible. Suitably high throughout, probably a one for the OG's
Ep 3.37 Husband 101
November 01, 2019 16:21 - 1 hour - 47.1 MBCream commends muggins on his approach to being away from home on his wife's upcoming birthday. They talk drugs and bucket lists on top of a random assortment of other nonsense, you know how this works by now, who reads the blurb?
Ep 3.36 Full Name
October 29, 2019 14:23 - 59 minutes - 42.9 MBCream tries to point out reasons muggins doesn't love his wife, muggins makes a willy out of himself in the airport and their travels to the Far East get partially debriefed as they embark on the second European leg of their ever lasting tour
Ep. 3.35 The Getalong Gang
October 11, 2019 16:17 - 1 hour - 45 MBMuggins and Cream get along after receiving some complaints after arguing on the previous podcast, join the friends being friends as they discuss childhood television, sparkling water, diversity and each others dads.
Ep 3.34 The Joy of Arguing
October 02, 2019 14:00 - 57 minutes - 41.5 MBMuggins and Cream are back on the road with the last leg of the tour bringing you frequent podcasts until Christmas, including this one where they mostly enjoy arguing about parking a van.
Ep 3.33 Fashionable illnesses
September 04, 2019 09:04 - 1 hour - 47.2 MBMilk is back from the fringe and Muggins is back from bed shopping so if you want to hear about them talking about those things, this is the podcast for you. No Cream this episode as he's up in Edinburgh basking in his new mansion.
USA 8. Goodbye America, RIP Matty
August 05, 2019 22:33 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBAn extended Episode for no other reason than it was flowing... and it was the end of the USA tour... and we padded with roasting Matthy for no reason other than we miss him. Recorded in Nashville before flying home.
USA 7. Reaction Video
July 29, 2019 04:26 - 52 minutes - 38.8 MBMuggins and Cream react to reaction videos before delving into some Hypothetical questions to fuel the late night high-cast recorded in Cleveland, Ohio.
USA 6. Minnesota Nice
July 25, 2019 05:29 - 53 minutes - 40.4 MBDespite having an awesome time living the dream of touring 'merica, Muggins and Cream have a "my diamond shoes are too tight" podcast exaggeratedly complaining about a few minor incidents as though we they have real problems, levelling a few jobsworth nuggets along the way.
USA 5. Are we in the Same Bath?
July 16, 2019 21:06 - 24 minutes - 16.9 MBOn a whim in Vegas Muggins and Cream hit record while having a bath in Vegas, high as hell before going back out on The Strip.It's just a wee bonus twenty minute one.
USA 4. Planet 13
July 16, 2019 00:03 - 47 minutes - 35.2 MBMuggins and Cream are happily coming up on edibles from the Apple Store of weed dispensaries, Planet 13. With two days off from the tour they've flown to Vegas for some party times. But first, this podcast.
USA 3. Mile Kai Club
July 14, 2019 07:26 - 49 minutes - 35.9 MBCream believes he caught Muggins self gratifying on a plane but Muggins has his excuses. Join the boys on their tour of America as they document their adventures from San Francisco to San Diego via the blistering heat of Phoenix.
USA 2. Los Ankleless
July 10, 2019 00:05 - 54 minutes - 39.3 MBCream has a medical emergency which leaves him laying with his feet up being demanding while Muggins recovers from his birthday celebrations. Earthquakes, Molotov cocktails and exotic dancers all feature in their LA adventure
USA 1. Greatest or Best?
July 01, 2019 21:04 - 55 minutes - 41.6 MBThe USA tour begins, a Muggins and Cream eye view of the 'best' country in the world, starting with Austin, Texas and LA, California. Risking being pulled into the capitalist health care system by way of lime scooters and indulging in the local cuisine.
Ep. 3.33 Old Mate Cody
June 30, 2019 02:37 - 46 minutes - 47.2 MBNick (Cru$her) Cody and Cream were in NYC and made a podcast. Little surprise for you before the Muggins and Cream reunion in LA very soon.
Ep. 3.32 Pepe Chicken
June 25, 2019 14:36 - 57 minutes - 42.9 MBBefore Muggins and Cream hit the road in The U.S of A, young Elliot Steel visits Kai to discuss all of his own faults. They share cultured stories about the renaissance and Love Island and embark into some cutting journalism about a chicken shop in Slough.
Ep 3.31 Getting to Know Each-other
May 17, 2019 23:15 - 1 hour - 46.5 MBMuggins and Cream quiz each other about themselves to see how well they know one another after a decade of solid time on the road together. To get there you'll need to listen to their opinions on Game of Thrones and Scottish football first. Anyway, they're back touring.
Ep. 3.30 Powdered Milk
May 08, 2019 14:47 - 1 hour - 49.7 MBWith many months to catch up on Eliot Steel (Milk) joins Muggins as a Cream replacement service. With recent seshes to discuss they relive a few dark moments that make (mostly Milk) look like there may be a drug problem. A new line of Muggins and Cream (and Milk?) merch gets announced so you can now all wear your team colours to the tour shows like the grade-A muggles that you are.
Ep. 3.29 The Live Easter one (Live)
April 21, 2019 05:02 - 1 hour - 48.3 MBThey said it can't be done!!! Muggins and Cream ridiculously chose to do their first (proper) live podcast at noon on Easter Day and would you believe, people actually ditched their families to come from far and wide to witness it. Live from Melbourne with Special Guests, Nick Cody, Luke Heggie, Bart Freebairn and Carey Marx.
Ep. 3.28 Can of worms
April 18, 2019 09:08 - 55 minutes - 41.3 MBMuggins and Cream open a can of worms as Muggins reveals a secret that requires making public some hot gossip about Cream's relationship. But not before bringing back Muggle Corner. They also confirm the date, time and location of the live podcast as mentioned in the previous episode. It's happening.
Ep. 3.27 Pickle and Plether
April 11, 2019 16:04 - 1 hour - 45.5 MBAnother race against a weed cookie. Pickle has a taste of his own medicine. Cream's music taste starts rubbing off on his dress sense.
Two-wokeyo Cucks
April 06, 2019 12:45 - 58 minutes - 43.8 MBThe third instalment in the "Two Woke Cucks" series, Daniel seizes the opportunity to make a podcast with regular guest Cameron James while Kai is out selling his body for baccy. If you enjoyed Ep2.35 "Two Woke Cucks" and Ep.2.36 "2 Woke Cucks 2 Furious" this is for you.
Ep 3.25 Fizzy Minestrone
April 01, 2019 11:42 - 56 minutes - 40.4 MBA classic muggins and cream talking utter nonsense pod. They picked up some science questions from an email and tried to answer them intelligently.
Ep 3.24 Fan Fiction
March 28, 2019 14:15 - 1 hour - 48.7 MBMuggins, Cream and THE Jew ate a cookie then recorded a podcast as it kicked in. Shout out to the 'fans' for bringing them. Muggins loses his porn books in Australia.
Ep. 3.23 Home and Away
March 13, 2019 05:25 - 59 minutes - 45.5 MBYou Know We Belong Together Muggins and Cream Forever and Ever Cream arrives earlier than muggins had expected in Adelaide setting up for an impromptu catch up podcast, expect lots of chat about knitting as it's still very much the hot topic and look out for a little bombshell that nobody saw coming.
Ep. 3.22 Carey Marx the Spot
February 27, 2019 04:47 - 1 hour - 49.1 MBMuggins is in Australia sharing house and stage for 2 months with fellow Aphantasia sufferer Carey Marx who joins him on the poddy for a bit of tomfoolery. After briefly failing to explain dungeons and dragons they discuss their mind blindness and make fun of mutual friend and previous guest Milo McCabe for thrashing about the floor to relieve the trauma of his school nativity.
Ep. 3.21 New York Knitty
February 08, 2019 23:37 - 58 minutes - 43.2 MBMuggins and Cream with a splash of Milk (Elliot Steel) A long awaited podcast recorded slightly day drunk from New York City.