Bedtime Stories to Bore You Asleep from Sleep With Me
252 episodes - English - Latest episode: 27 days ago - ★★★★ - 614 ratingsDoze off to the calming and unusual bedtime stories from Sleep With Me. This podcast is here to keep you company and relieve your insomnia by being your boring friend in the deep dark night.
For fans of Sleep With Me this new version of your favorite sleep podcast offers a “just the stories” version without any intros so you can get right into the bedtime story.
Get a good night's sleep with strange bedtime stories, an alternative to guided meditation or white noise. No introductions or music, just soothing tales to cure insomnia and end sleepless nights.
Sleep Well,
Drew/Scooter
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"Vikings vs Forty-Niners" an Action Movie? | Trending Tuesdays
February 23, 2016 00:00 - 50 minutes - 23.3 MBA tale of the "Dark Vikings" thrown out of their country by someone like Erik the Red. A tale of a peaceful group of miners led by a man who goes by Dopey. When the two tales collide you would expect a collision, but tonight you will be more of an intersection that occurs after an incredibly long lead up. Sound like something you can sleep to? Please support our Patreon JUST $1 a month is HUGE! Do your shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please review and subscribe in iT...
Grit of Sand | Lady Witchbeard Ep2
February 18, 2016 00:00 - 54 minutes - 24.7 MBThe ship has been kicked, so what's a pirate to do? Get Lady Witchbeard to shore and wait for her to awake. Don't worry about the excitement. Most of what goes on is talking and some thinking. So sleep as peaceful as a witch in magical puffy culottes made of cloudy pillows that have nothing to do with the story but might help you fall asleep. Please support our Patreon JUST $1 a month is HUGE! Do your shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please review and subscribe in iTu...
Olive Breadcrumb Pasta With the Young Guns of Disaster Preparedness | Real Time Recipes | Sleep to Strange
February 16, 2016 00:00 - 44 minutes - 20.3 MBIf this does not put you to sleep, I hope at least you will say "Olive It!". An old woman complaining about chickpeas is what starts the lullz. Then a toe fungus metaphor is thrown in for good measure. While you appetite is peaked we head out to the grocery store and get the stuff we need. While the water boils we can talk earthquake kits and decide how much olive is too much. Please support our Patreon JUST $1 a month is HUGE! Do your shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! ...
Dancing Across the Water | Lady Witchbeard E1| Sleep to Strange
February 11, 2016 00:00 - 44 minutes - 20.3 MBMy taste in music and women and history all come to a head in a miniature big bang. The sea is a gleaming stage and after the curtain drops fate moves across it like a dancing ice skater. Please support our Patreon JUST $1 a month is HUGE! Do your shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please review and subscribe in iTunes Subscribe: iTunes | Android Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!! Twitter hashtag to submit random show ideas #th...
Call Me Boris | Trending Tuesday on Sleep to Strange
February 09, 2016 00:00 - 37 minutes - 17.3 MBLet me reach across the night and distract your weary mind. If pillows could talk they would only tell this tale to put you to sleep. Join me and two of my pillows as we seach for the boy with the beans. We quest for answers and names or is it all a grand distraction to get me out of the house so my third pillow can have a party in my bed? Don't find out tonight, just sleep. Please support our Patreon JUST $1 a month is HUGE! Do your back to school shopping using our Amazon link to support...
As You Wish Miss Garland | Trending Tuesday Costume Finale | Sleep to Strange
February 04, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 29.6 MBRest and slip into sleep as we all change into costume. Don't fret while a tonal detour takes me back to a strange piano recital, you can dream of sweets. The contest will be held and a dictator will be dealt with. In the end it will be like a "Saved by the Bell" and "Wizard of Oz" mashup. Really, that's the end so now there is no need to stay awake. Please support our Patreon JUST $1 a month is HUGE! Do your back to school shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please revi...
Harpsichord Dictator | Sleep to Strange
February 02, 2016 00:00 - 50 minutes - 23 MBJoin Drake and I as we put you to sleep via dance. Eventually. You might fall asleep, but there is no need to work. With Drake's help Judy Garland will have a costume. As will Drake. And Scooter? As you wish. Please support our Patreon JUST $1 a month is HUGE! Do your back to school shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please review and subscribe in iTunes Subscribe: iTunes | Android Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!! Twitter has...
Emperor Zola | Trending Tuesdays | Sleep to Strange
January 28, 2016 00:00 - 51 minutes - 23.7 MBFall asleep fast while our costume contest quest continues. Join Drake and Mumblebear as we travel to meet Julie Andrews. As you sleep you might say "weee message" but don't worry it is just nonsense. Rest easy knowing that I will do my best to save this universe by picking out something that fits Dame Judy Andrews as perfect as her assistants' teeth. Please support our Patreon JUST $1 a month is HUGE! Do your back to school shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please rev...
Crawford Costume Dance | Trending Tuesdays | Sleep to Strange
January 26, 2016 00:00 - 42 minutes - 19.6 MBYou can dance if you want to, just leave your preconceived notions of Joan Crawford behind. But if you want to sleep, go ahead sleep and drift away. This will be nothing like "Glengarry Glen Ross" except that your eyes will be closers sans coffee. Please support our Patreon JUST $1 a month is HUGE! Do your back to school shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please review and subscribe in iTunes Subscribe: iTunes | Android Facebook Community A place to share and be share...
Mumblebear, My Guide to Garland | Sleep to Strange | Fall fast asleep to odd bedtime stories from grownups
January 21, 2016 00:00 - 46 minutes - 21.1 MBWhy try and understand R2 when Luke can to it for you? Same goes for Mumblebear, even if I cannot. Settle deep into you bed and sleep as I find my way with a bear who cannot find words. Together we will find Garland and figure out what we need to do. Please support our Patreon JUST $1 a month is HUGE! Do your back to school shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please review and subscribe in iTunes Be sure to check out "The One You Feed" -It takes conscious, constant and ...
I've Got a Garland to Deal With | Sleep to Strange | Fall asleep to weird bedtime stories
January 19, 2016 00:00 - 46 minutes - 21.5 MBUnwind with me with a night of knocks and a round of broccoli races. Sleep as my respite is interrupted by my childhood piano teacher. Its apology time, and I have a feeling Judy Garland is upset with me. As you sink deep into your cushiony bed I will float into the clouds on a piano carried by eagles. Please support our Patreon JUST $1 a month is HUGE! Do your back to school shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please review and subscribe in iTunes GOODREADS group for S...
Crying Cave | Eye on Science | Sleep to Strange
January 14, 2016 00:00 - 47 minutes - 21.7 MBTime to get your elements back in order. Like a warm glass of bedtime milk hearing about this exciting new product will soothe and relax you. Power, health, wealth and more await you inside the crying cave. Sleep....then buy now. Do your back to school shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please review and subscribe in iTunes GOODREADS group for Sleeper Summer Reading projects Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other...
Busting Out The Old Lab Coat to Explain Where Dolphins Sleep
January 12, 2016 00:00 - 42 minutes - 19.5 MBTake one part sleep podcast, mix and place it in a silver spoon swirled with childlike curiosity, as it will cure your insomnia and my anxiety around making money, if I can find the courage to don my Lab Coat. Do your back to school shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Subscribe or review in iTunes Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!! Twitter hashtag to submit random show ideas #thesilvertone or the older #silvertone Subscribe in iT...
The Bugs of Smooth Night That Happen To Have Light | Sleep to Strange
January 07, 2016 00:00 - 1 hour - 30.3 MBReady for a late night walk? As you sleep we will enter a dreamlike world that sounds just like the outside. Where Casper the trickster god ghost can swallow the moon. Insects will speak and we will listen. Of course our peaceful interlude will be interrupted by my need for attention, but that will be a diversion so dull, it will lull right by you.
Perseid Makes it Mac Tonight | Fall Asleep fast to a Strange Bedtime Story
January 05, 2016 00:00 - 53 minutes - 24.5 MBPut your crabby nebula aside and have a warm glass of milky way. Tonight we call on perseid and the stars for comfort and sleep and stories and pointless escape. Somehow it all becomes a commercial but you will be asleep and dreaming of the moon. Please review and subscribe in iTunes or by doing your shopping via our Amazon link
Tommen, Ser Pounce and the Quest O' Eight | From Game of Drones
December 31, 2015 00:00 - 1 hour - 36 MBCompiled from Game of Drones Season Two this was Tommen's recounting of Ser Pounce's greatest quest yet.
Just Intros! Wha?!? Can you Sleep to this Strange collection of SWMP intros?
December 29, 2015 00:00 - 1 hour - 30.4 MBNot sure how this will work but its a little test. Since we strip all the intros from Sleep to Strange, I've strung together a bunch to make an episode. Strange...yes. But let me know what you think.
Guided Meditation into the Snowy Woods | Sleep To Strange | Stories to Make You Fall Asleep Fast
December 24, 2015 00:00 - 37 minutes - 34 MBTonight, I do my best to take a somewhat serious attempt at a "Frosty" (get it Robert?) journey into the snowy night. I am so thankful for all of you listeners and I hope this helps you fall asleep. Strange Things I Said "A little AV action" "The Secret History of the Doily" to published by Gingerbread Books (once that company is created and then I get a book deal from them then write the book and then...) "How sweet is our relationship where we can have a talk about money and you can fa...
A Song from Mumblebear to Say ??? Happy Holidays?
December 22, 2015 23:59 - 1 minute - 772 KBhappy holidays from me and mumblebear.
Greaser Angel on a Canned Food Drive | Redditation Road Trip
December 21, 2015 01:24 - 58 minutes - 26.9 MBSubscribe or review in iTunes How to make a sleep sandwich? One layer of pillowy boredom covered with a thinly sliced heartfelt story. Spread on some nonsense and a dollop of misguided selfish narration then layer with another heartwarming character. Top with a bun covered in seeds of senselessness. By the time it is constructed you should be ready for breakfast.
Ray at the Dickens Fair
December 17, 2015 00:00 - 51 minutes - 23.6 MBJoin Ray as he steps into the world of Charles Dickens. For real, as he attends the annual Dickens Fair. Something that might be exciting if you attended it will turn into a lulling jelly of dullness in the hands of sweet Ray. http://www.dickensfair.com/ http://www.dickensfair.com/galleries/best-of-the-fair#PhotoSwipe1419465899596 3:24 Thanks 6:05 Start
Guided Meditation as a Christmas Present | Sleep to Strange
December 15, 2015 00:00 - 52 minutes - 23.9 MBChristmas morning awaits, (at about 19:40min) but before that is the magic of a trip down a chimney and a flight through a cold winter night. Let gentle hands hold your and craft a dream around you, a sweet and special holiday dream. Subscribe or review in iTunes Notes from Damon D on the backup 4:05 Yellow Snow 6:03 Semp 3000 8:55 Coach, Burberry 10:29 Sleepwithmepodcast on Youtube 11:11 Magnetic Storage 11:21 Don't Swallow Magnets 15:26 Technology of Markers 16:23 Boo's vs. Bo...
Cracking Nuts with The Nutcracker (Ode to Daphne) | 'Rending "Ruseday Redditation
December 10, 2015 00:00 - 55 minutes - 25.6 MBA trip on the transverse plane with a lost soul named...well I called him Michael, I never got his name...A trip with the Nutcracker where we try to find out what love is or could be and what the purpose of the life of a nutcracker is...possibly. Between then I try and explain double standards and some other stuff and none of it really comes together unless you are in some dream state anyway so just listen for a bit and then drift away. Please review and subscribe in iTunes or by doing you...
Heat Miser with a Bowl Cut | 'Rending 'Ruseday Redditation |from Sleep With Me #172
December 03, 2015 00:00 - 51 minutes - 23.8 MBTake another trip the the transverse. After too much heat and stinky feet a miser we will meet. Then a dirt devil and peppermint bark and some scatting. All will be missed as you drift off into deep slumber this winter night. Please review and subscribe in iTunes or by doing your shopping via our Amazon link Reddit links with timecodes below Note #1 Click at your own risk...I have not had a chance to check these links, they should be fine but they could also take you anywhere. Note #2 ...
Grilling With President Goozeberry | Real Time Recipies
December 01, 2015 00:00 - 1 hour - 27.8 MBA bike ride with a future President leads to the construction of a grill and of a meal. Don't be thrown off by the recycled intro, I'm on vacation after all. Sleep will be easy, as there will be lots of targets to take as dinner we make. Please review and subscribe in iTunes or by doing your shopping via our Amazon link Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!! Twitter hashtag to submit random show ideas #thesilvertone or the older #silvertone Subscri...
Snowden Seance of Pluto's Planetary Essence | Sleep to Strange
November 26, 2015 00:00 - 48 minutes - 22.4 MBWho does Eddie call when he cannot sleep? When thoughts of his hair have him up all night tossing and turning, by magical, untraceable ticket tape phone he reaches out. And it turn we reach out, into deep space in search on contact with Pluto. ###NOTE### this is about Eddie Snowden from Milwaukee who hangs at the Moscow on the Hudson Cafe### Please review and subscribe in iTunes or by doing your shopping via our Amazon link Who does Eddie call when he cannot sleep? (setup at 15:19) When t...
Pluto Catfish Vengeance Foiled by Kiwi Shavers | Trending Tuesdays | from Sleep With Me #270
November 24, 2015 00:00 - 48 minutes - 22.4 MBGoodnight moon, goodbye moon, hello Pluto (setup at 16:34 story at 25:32). That is what you will say upon waking up tomorrow unless our heroes, Morely Safer and Derrick, can save us from uncertain doom. Chocolate will be melted, catfish will be confronted and feet will be mentioned. That last thing is a warning. Wrap a ribbon around the old pillow tree but not your real pillow as that would be dangerous. In fact no ribbons in bed. Goodnight. Help out the Children's Museum of Montana ...
Regarding Algorithmic | Trending Tuesdays | from Sleep With Me #267
November 19, 2015 00:00 - 58 minutes - 26.7 MBDon't procrastinate on good sleep, my writers block will be a conduit to a good night's rest. Let my words wrap around you like the softest cellophane grass covered neck pillow you could ever imagine, in purple. Cottontails and coffee will glide across your dreams like an egg across the room on the first day of school. Rest, my sweet listener and check your good sense in with the threshold guardian. Awake and shout Paas, or Kcups! Subscribe or review on iTunes or Android Please take our a...
A Mythological Tour of the Inner Ear | Trending Tuesday | from Sleep With Me #264
November 17, 2015 00:00 - 55 minutes - 25.4 MBWhat could be more soothing than a walking (floating) tour of the ear? If you listen closely you will hear. Gather round the fire and come near. Have no worries and set aside your fear. Nevermind, soon you'll be asleep my dear. Help out the Children's Museum of Montana Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Sawbones My Brother, My Brother and Me What could be more soothing than a walking (floating) tour of the ear? (setup at 20:31 tour at 27:30) If you listen closely you will hea...
Sleepy Fourth of July Parade with Ray and the Gregger |from Sleep With Me #261
November 12, 2015 00:00 - 51 minutes - 23.4 MBWARNING there are some sirens in the background during this parade in case that might affect you ability to sleep. Subscribe or review on iTunes or Android Please take our audience survey!!! Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Listen to a long buildup to a parade. Then hear some dull commentary as floats drift by you sleeping. Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!! Sign up for our NEWSLETTER Twitter hashtag to submit random show ideas #thesil...
Nana, Nunu, Yoda and the Flu | Trending Tuesday |from Sleep With Me #258
November 10, 2015 00:00 - 1 hour - 30.4 MBSubscribe or review on iTunes or Android Please take our audience survey!!! Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!! Sign up for our NEWSLETTER Twitter hashtag to submit random show ideas #thesilvertone or the older #silvertone Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at nig...
Former FBLA Reporter Impeached by Model UN from Sleep With Me #256
November 05, 2015 00:00 - 1 hour - 29.4 MBTime for true tales of this podcasters misuse of school clubs, encounters with never nudes and Klingon experts all in a quest for a ride on a plane with a full can of soda. Double Dare will be referenced and South Bend will incorrectly be called French Lick. Please subscribe in iTunes
A Case of Damnesia in a Thesis | from Sleep With Me #254
November 03, 2015 00:00 - 58 minutes - 26.9 MBThis episode has become the flat line circle thing the dude in season one of True Detective talked about. In order to free Aberdeen from his curse I mucked about in the transverse plain. And things stayed boring but also got weird. Not interesting strange just "what the hell" strange. Can a man become trapped inside his own podcast, and put people to sleep? The answer is duller than you think. Please subscribe in iTunes
Ray's With Qutting Crayons at Fairyland | from Sleep With Me #253
October 29, 2015 00:00 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBRay returns for a father's day surprise. Quitting crayons and Ray talking, what could be better to sleep to?
Cursed Dragon Love Story | Rending 'Redditation 'Rursday | from Sleep With Me #251
October 27, 2015 00:00 - 46 minutes - 21.1 MBThis is as "meta rabbit hole" as the podcast can get...if you can even grasp a meaning in that last sentence you might have a chance of unraveling this story within a story, story. "Holy MC Escher, you mean the Dragon Love story is tucked into a bedtime story that you are telling some kid within the greater context of Aberdeens' general story?", you ask. "Worse", I would answer, "I wandered into a dreamlike Western town in search of a sucker to take on a curse for a curse, and then all that ...
Moss Gathering | Walking In The Woods With Kiwi Shavers and Biff |from Sleep With Me #279
October 26, 2015 01:42WARNING THIS episode has Kiwi Shavers who sings and talks close to the mic alot so not every might find it soothing!!! Talk a walk with me as I meet some new friends. It will feel like a natural dream with the outdoor version of Russian Nesting dolls inside of my imagination. WARNING there is the sound of me swinging on a vine.. Tarzan boring style. Please review and subscribe in iTunes or by doing your shopping via our Amazon link Join the Newsletter in both written and audio form Subsc...
E Pluribus Bernie | SASE and Tea Tuesday | from Sleep With Me #250
October 22, 2015 00:00 - 49 minutes - 22.6 MBBernie the butterfly makes a commencement address. With lots of lead up and talk first. So you will be soothed and asleep before he gets to his point. If there is one. Subscribe: iTunes | Android | Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!! Sign up for our NEWSLETTER Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the ra...
Prisoner of Fuzzy Yellow Pajamas | #Silvertone & SASE | from Sleep With Me #248
October 20, 2015 00:00 - 1 hour - 31.6 MBAberdeen finishes his tale, but sounds different, kind of Scottishish. Don't worry it will be a long build to the end with lots of chances to nod off, so get some rest. You need it for the hard work of cracking raw jokes. Add random show ideas with #silvertone on twitter Subscribe: iTunes | Android | Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!! And Spelling!!!!! Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On T...
Cracker of Jokes and Coco Spice | Trending Tea Tuesday | from Sleep With Me #247
October 15, 2015 00:00 - 47 minutes - 21.6 MBA gift of tea, becomes a gift of story, becomes a gift of sleep. A story forged at a plush anvil with a plush hammer and liquid feathers by your pleather wearing "smithy of story". In a strange dreamlike Scotland, a tale unfolds unlike any other I've ever heard. Beyond sense, beyond reason a man takes a journey of discovery and heroism. Special thanks to our "keepers of tea" who made this episode possible with their caring silliness. Listener Shebby donated to Beyond Blue on behalf of the ...
A Little Water Globule Trembling with Joy | Guided Meditation | from Sleep With Me #245
October 13, 2015 00:00 - 49 minutes - 22.6 MBDoes the life cycle of water spiral forever like Salvador Dali's mustache? Don't worry and rest as philosophical questions like this will be quickly banned as you undertake a journey across states. Coalesce dear electrons, coalesce. And sleep. Subscribe: iTunes | Android Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!! Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist Sleep...
"Swaddling a Platypus Billed Platypus" | 'Rending Redditation | from Sleep With Me #244
October 08, 2015 00:00 - 44 minutes - 20.5 MBA pleasant noise will swaddle your dreams. Is it a squawk or a chirp? Snuggle into a prearmpit like nook and sleep know no real animals were swaddled during the recording of this episode. Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS | More Subscribe Options Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!! Subscribe in iTunes Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist Sleep With Me is a bedtime st...
Brussels the Brilliant Super Secret Tsunami Sofa | from Sleep with Me #242
October 06, 2015 00:00 - 37 minutes - 17.2 MBJoin Brussels the sofa on an adventure. There will be lots to listen and sleep to as this is the first time a sofa has ever told a story...it seems. Sleep will come as you walk up stairs and wait for buses and have run-ins with characters who are somewhat interesting. A mild tale that if you remain inside of you should be in the deepest slumber ever. Brought to you by Mizzuzzu's flickr and #silvertone on twitter Subscribe: iTunes | Android | RSS | More Subscribe Options Support the podcas...
Tsunami Sofa (Couch) | from Sleep With Me #241
October 01, 2015 00:00 - 42 minutes - 19.6 MBThis one gets personal as I can't shake a case of three-day weekend anxiety. It leads me on a journey into the past and somehow into the mirror at the same time. Subscribe: iTunes | Android Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at night. As you listen you will find yourself distracted from your worries ...
Rejuvenating Sleep with Seminar "10 Easy Steps to Boredom Mastery" from Sleep With Me #239
September 29, 2015 00:00 - 54 minutes - 24.8 MBWelcome to our first digital course, FREE! This might be the most boring episode ever, so you WILL sleep. Don't focus your attention on anything else for there will be no ninjas or subliminal messages to hear. Practice focused practice is all you need to bore yourself into deep sleep. Subscribe: iTunes | Android Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind ...
Mallwalking in a Playmobil/Lego Playset
September 24, 2015 00:00 - 56 minutes - 25.7 MBThe fate of humanity hangs on success relaunching mallwalking .Yes I'm serious. Our future will be determined with each easy walkin' step. So settle into your bed and get ready to drift off to a place beyond time and space and sense. Subscribe: iTunes | Android Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @dearestscooter Spotify Playlist Sleep With Me is a bedtime story designed to take your mind off of the racing thoughts that keep you awake at nigh...
Rejuvenating Sleep while "Pitching Tim Curry - Twitter Bus Host" | Trending Tuesdays | Sleep With Me #235
September 22, 2015 00:00 - 43 minutes - 20 MBCan I overcome my fear of being insensitive of Mr. Curry's feelings and pitch him some movies? What if I test my lack of small talk skills by being a host on a bus? Tired yet? Wait until you hear it all in action. Subscribe: iTunes | Android Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Links or Strange things I said Gavel Brain Supreme Court Justice Thurgood Marshall Dr Feelgood professional gravel brain gavel scooper "How to Work a Room" book by Susan RoAnne The Plauge Blower The Gl...
"Elves in Transition" | Spackle and the Present Hider Part II - Trending Twitter Tuesday | Sleep With Me #229
September 17, 2015 00:00 - 54 minutes - 24.8 MBOur story continues when me and Spackle sit around a table and talk for a while. So that should put you to sleep. If not there is lots of redundant talk about "Present Drops" and some tired attempts to make sensitive and open minded Bruce Jenner metaphors. Listen as I struggle to come up with positive Yelp reviews for the forest in order to save them...or so I think. The story is capped off with a speech about rebooting curriculum, so don't worry slumber will come for you...like drops from a...
Spackle the Elf and the Present Hider | Rending Ruesday Redditation
September 15, 2015 00:00 - 57 minutes - 26.4 MBA night of knocks is interrupted by a knock.(16:40 Rending starts) Outside sits a present. What is inside? Tons of erotic knock fiction or something more ominous? What could all of this mean for you? Sleep. Also Santa will be pitched on an idea so revolutionary Christmas might get better or at least more efficient. Don't worry there is so much talk about knocking you'll never stay awake till the cliffhanger. Subscribe: iTunes | Android Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Become a f...
"Keeper of the Candy Mop" Whitman vs See's Part 2 | 'Rending 'Ritter 'Rursday | Insomnia cure via a boring hero's journey?
September 08, 2015 00:00 - 47 minutes - 21.7 MBJoin me and Pop in the quest that started when "I went downstairs to get his special candy" in a non perverse way. Dragons will be climbed, tea parties had, drones hacked and I run around a parking lot doing a soccer chant for candy. All this "action" is diluted in a mixture of pointless discussions of emotional roadmaps and mopheads as epaulets to let you gently start to slumber. Subscribe: iTunes | Android Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Become a fan on Facebook On Twitter @...
"A Pop, A Mop and a Candy War" Whitman vs See's Part 1 | Falling Asleep to Tale of a Man and His Mop
September 03, 2015 00:00 - 54 minutes - 25 MBTonight as your pillow grows softer, your mind will grow numb as I join an old man in his basement to look at his secret candy isle. Put stranger danger aside for the real threat is the candy companies and some sort of war. Sweet words like cocoafallout will fog your brain and sleep will come sooner than the conclusion...ideally. Subscribe: iTunes | Android Support the podcast by shopping on Amazon Previous uses of Writer's Emergency Pack | #223 Geesman of Oaksterdam | #187 My Life With...