Bedtime Stories to Bore You Asleep from Sleep With Me
252 episodes - English - Latest episode: 27 days ago - ★★★★ - 614 ratingsDoze off to the calming and unusual bedtime stories from Sleep With Me. This podcast is here to keep you company and relieve your insomnia by being your boring friend in the deep dark night.
For fans of Sleep With Me this new version of your favorite sleep podcast offers a “just the stories” version without any intros so you can get right into the bedtime story.
Get a good night's sleep with strange bedtime stories, an alternative to guided meditation or white noise. No introductions or music, just soothing tales to cure insomnia and end sleepless nights.
Sleep Well,
Drew/Scooter
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Episodes
Florida's Atmosphere Guided Meditation
August 16, 2016 00:00 - 54 minutes - 25.2 MBMame, Impressionists, clouds and sound will carry you off to sleep while I continue my time in Florida. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net Subscribe: iTunes | Google Play | Android Amazon Links http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazo...
Georgia Peach Related Innuendoes | Superdull Episode 10
August 11, 2016 00:00 - 39 minutes - 18.2 MBSleep sweet listener to a supply drop at a refugee camp. How you ask? Its all in the details. Too many details like old fantasy situations and grudges as well as interruptions and lots of talking. Always with the talking, talking about feelings and facts. Original episode http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/131-2/ Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://ww...
Kanye’s Laptop, Tumblrs and Charmime Dance | Rending Ruseday Redditation
August 09, 2016 00:00 - 41 minutes - 19.2 MBA walking tour of a man's failed Tumblrs? That was his intention, but it gets strange...a mime used to impress you is just the start. Prepare yourself to sleep as if you stay awake you learn of stuff that should not be, with dancing. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!http://www.jonathanmann.net Subscribe: iTunes | Google Play | Android Amazon Links ht...
The Peace of Mosquito Nets | Superdull Episode 9
August 04, 2016 00:00 - 43 minutes - 19.9 MBA story to weave you into deep sleep as our Superheroes weave mosquito nets. What could be more lulling or dull? What if while they tie knots they discuss thought experiments and belief systems? Does that sound like it will put you to sleep? Original episode http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/131-2/ Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann...
Taught by Two Teens on Tales From the 51A | Trending Tuesdays
August 02, 2016 00:00 - 52 minutes - 24.3 MBDoes love lighting strike twice or do I need to learn how to respect other people's grey space? On a bus ride I cross path with two wise teens who teach me many lessons about language and empathy and pancakes. I'll also say Banana Nany a bunch of times. Much like a dream none of it makes sense and it is full of life lessons I will never grasp. Just sleep and let my best bus carry you across dreamland. Armistead Maupin – Homepage Trade paperback | Define Trade paperback at Dictionary.com...
Fall Asleep to Superheroes in the Pitch Dark | Superdull Episode 8
July 28, 2016 00:00 - 46 minutes - 21.5 MBA bedtime story to lull you to sleep where Superheroes have fun in the dark...I think. Plus an incredibly complicated belief system is explained that is hard to follow. But you won't care to worry because you will be ensconced in sweet sleep! Original episode http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/128/ Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanman...
The Jazz of Boredom Loses His Edge | Trending Tuesdays
July 26, 2016 00:00 - 46 minutes - 21.3 MBA man and his dog talking about knocks. What could make for a more lulling evening than a couple of knock gadflies talking knocks? Well this rapping is of a different sort. The type that makes a man don a headband and vest and start to play a song like "Eye of the Tiger". But realize this buildup only leads to sleeping bags and a man sleeping on a fold out table. Goodnight. Original episode http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/199/ Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleep...
You're The Superone That I Want To Sleep With | Superdull Episode 7
July 21, 2016 00:00 - 48 minutes - 22.2 MBWhat's the best way to fall asleep fast? Listening to a superhero from the 50's and the 70's try and make sense of being stuck in our present. If you've ever wondered what would happen if a team of superheroes would do on Fat Tuesday then listen to this episode and then drift off to sleep while you wait for the answer. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! ht...
Zombie Songs, Sexts and Birdbaths (Love in four words) | Trending Tuesdays
July 19, 2016 00:00 - 51 minutes - 23.4 MBIn honor of Valentines Day, we have a very slow moving love story. If the speed doesn't make you jaded, the outcome will. So get some sleep and dream of better things than a man in a jughead style hat pestering me in a coffee shop in order to penetrate my comfort zone with his goose chase. Original episode http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/199/ Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in you...
Heroes' Halloween| Superdull Episode 6
July 14, 2016 00:00 - 50 minutes - 23.3 MBSuperheroes planning a Halloween party. Sound like something to coax you to sleep? What if I told you they could not agree on costumes or trick or treating? Don't worry whatever happens I promise it won't be scary, just soothing and dull. Goodnight. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net A new bedtime story series to help you fall ...
Did She Say Porno or Porto? | Trending Tuesdays
July 12, 2016 00:00 - 45 minutes - 21 MBDo Pornography and Portugal's's Geography sound the same? In a world where Mother Nature's voice drones on while you sleep does it matter? What about to the overprotective parent of your inner child? Would that parent let you have a sleepover with squirrels? Will the puppy in the hamper close its eyes? If you are reading this you should start to close yours. Original episode http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/196/ Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commissi...
Heroes on Ice | Superdull Episode 5
July 07, 2016 00:00 - 37 minutes - 17.3 MBPlease support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need. They wait... and wait... and wait... and wait.. until they are called into action. This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting...
Dougie's Kitten Bowl Disaster Dance now Freemium | Trending Twitter Tuesdays
July 05, 2016 00:00 - 43 minutes - 19.7 MBHow does a man's dream on riding a kittenbowl to a world of fame and fortune go incredibly wrong? On the wave of laws and food and cable tv and of course a dream. Tonight questions will be answered as we dream a little dream of fancy hatted cats and coin collection. Don't try to understand any of this tough, as you should be drifting off to sleep. Also Kate Upton and a dance she made famous. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan ...
Superheroes' Prime Directive Defend Earth or Obey Orders | Superdull Episode 4
June 30, 2016 00:00 - 43 minutes - 20 MBWho is the boss of superheroes? What happens when there is disagreement? Should a quarantine ever be violated? Will these questions be raised or answered? You'll never know if you fall asleep like you are supposed to. Sleep to the sounds of hypnosis, progressive relaxation or a bedtime story of boring superheroes? You know your choice 'cuz you're here already. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or...
Bathroom Locks, Boys Tap and a Dance Contest
June 28, 2016 00:00 - 51 minutes - 23.7 MBAn attempt at a redditation dissolves into what I wish was a dream. Instead you can take a dull journey into the meaning of being a bad, bad boy. A world that makes no sense with strange locks and shuffle ball steps. As you enter a deep sleep we will move into a world when dance puts an end to all social strata and unites with a strange joy. Your smiling while you sleep, is it schadenfreude or are you tap, taping your way across dreamland? Originally published Jan 13th, 2015 http://www.sle...
Superhero Asleep or Faking?| "Superdull" Episode 3
June 23, 2016 00:00 - 43 minutes - 19.9 MBFall asleep fast tonight to another hypnotic bedtime story to lull you to sleep. Flex and Electera try to determine who is this "Carbon Man" where he is from, what he wants and is he a threat to earth. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of supe...
A Plane Ride With An Unassuming Confused Man
June 21, 2016 00:00 - 49 minutes - 23 MBFear of flying? How about a dreamflight? Who cares if your destination of a bowl of tomato soup. By comforting you will be comforted and by listening your mind will be boggled. But none of this should matter as you fly away on the wings of pointlessness as a passenger on Dutch Masters Airways. Original episode Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www...
Magic Mirrors, Stretch Armstrong and Emotional Damage | SuperDull #2
June 16, 2016 00:00 - 31 minutes - 14.7 MBTonight we see our heroes in action! Presented in a way that will beat your insomnia faster than an ASMR haircut. You'll meet our heroes and get a taste of their powers as you fall asleep. A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need. They wait... and wait... and wait... and wait.. until they are called into action. This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is inter...
Me, Slonic and the Dino that Dreams in Silence | A Redditation on Trending Tuesday
June 14, 2016 00:00 - 53 minutes - 24.7 MBAfter I spend about twenty minutes with tangents I finally get around to a story about taking my hedgehog to the vet. Then all hell breaks loose in the most boring way possible...lots of ferns and buffalo. Not making sense? Wait till Gerard shows up. This Trending Tuesday Redditation is based on what was on part of the front page of a reddit app on Sunday 11/23/14 7:22pm PST. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any ...
Toastmasters and Superheroes | Superdull! | A New Series To Help You Beat Insomnia
June 09, 2016 00:00 - 40 minutes - 18.6 MBA new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need. They wait... and wait... and wait... and wait.. until they are called into action. This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike. Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! Also contains some swearing!!! at 11 minutes Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patre...
Mallwalking on a Spacestation | Trending Tuesdays
June 07, 2016 00:00 - 47 minutes - 21.6 MBBreathe deep as you start to redditate. What the hell is that and where is twitter, you ask? Stay calm, I can't call this an ohm-mage to "Interstellar" because I'm not 100% certain how to properly use that word BUT let's just say I was distracted by a recent trip to the movies and you'll be distracted by this mallwalker who is truly a fearless flyer...wait technically he would be truly a fearless orbiter but that would not flow off the tongue. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patre...
Casting Cauldrons and Cortez the Killer | Lady Witchbeard Finale
June 02, 2016 00:00 - 58 minutes - 26.9 MBA giant goat cannot stop your sleep. Once I go into the exposition on cauldron portals your mind should crossover the threshold into dreamland. If not our story will culminate with green goop and Germ. Heroes might be made but will magic be saved? If it happens in an alternative universe it should not effect you, so don't worry if you fall asleep. Phagey sends his best. Please support our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special ...
Ghost Belt | Investigation with Morley & Derick
May 31, 2016 00:25 - 59 minutes - 27.5 MBDrift off as Morley and I are "hot" on the trail of a joke gone dull. Scooter will don his Under-amateur underroos and hop on the case of two very friendly ghosts and "Fuller House" with the method school of investigative journalism. Subscribe: iTunes | Android Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net Amazon Links http://www....
Underrated Bronze Pyramid | Lady Witchbeard #16
May 26, 2016 00:00 - 55 minutes - 25.4 MBFall into a deep sleep as my Fairy Word Mother comes and then departs due to a name mixup. Slumber as the lead up to the episode slows to a crawl. If you are still tossing and turning after that my attempts to describe the wonders of bronze light should help relax you. Don't fret if you are awake or asleep this episode will still have a goat and a germ. Please support our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event i...
Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Morley? | 'Rending 'Ruseday Redditation
May 24, 2016 00:00 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBIf I truly lacked integrity I could have called this coloring or buying Easter Eggs with Morley Safer. If you have ever dreamed of muckraking and breaking the case with the team like Morley and Borely this may or may not be a story you will sleep to. When my attempts to expose agribusiness go nowhere we head out to buy eggs and solve some brotherly problems. Plus we make a dog named Greyson's easter dreams come true...somewhat. Never fear about this making sense as it will just be remixed in...
Chemistry Set Plan | Lady Witchbeard Ep 15
May 19, 2016 00:00 - 48 minutes - 22 MBGold and goop will bond to stone and things may or may not come together. Sand art will be disturbed and skin will be stained. Alliteration will be always overused and misused but all in attempts, alliteration attempts to put you to sleep. Please support our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net Amazon Links http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/am...
Accidental John Hughes Tribute Dinner with Pasta and Tacos | Realtime Recipes
May 17, 2016 00:00 - 48 minutes - 22.3 MBWhat could be more boring than a cooking lesson? A trip to the grocery store. Add two handfuls of sexual tension with a dash of eighties romcom and you have a dinner party. But that's at the end and you'll be dreaming...of Jon Cryer and Molly Ringwald and Andrew McCarthy....or pork and cream and beef. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Amazon Links http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk http://www.sleepwithm...
Futility of Man Situation | Lady Witchbeard #14
May 12, 2016 00:00 - 48 minutes - 22.1 MBPlease support our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net Dig that dove, lovey. Like coo, coo, coo you off to sleep. Cuz man when Antonio sees how futile it is not to bring his own cup, you'll be sawing logs. If not you can stick around for a mega dull botched guest appearance by a man with the same name as a hairstyle. Sleep well, you deserve it. A...
Get Tucked in with A Bjork'd Love Story | Trending Tuesday
May 10, 2016 00:00 - 52 minutes - 23.9 MBPlease support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Tonight you either get two love stories in one or none in none. This all occurs after 11 plus screenshot fails and heavily depends on how you define love story. Hopefully you fall asleep before you're confused. Preferably right away during the cloud metaphor part where a cloud has your name on it. This Trending Twitter Tuesday is based on what was trending on Sunday 11/9/14 5:14pm PST. Please fill out this survey and help ...
Charismatic Reverb | Lady Witchbeard #13
May 05, 2016 00:00 - 41 minutes - 18.8 MBPlease supportourPatreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Calling all sleepy people! Gather around as I gather the godsandtry to sort this whole story out. No stone will be leftunturned, nopillow will be left uncooled. Please, do your shopping using our Amazon link to support the show. Thank You! Pleasefillout this survey and help the showathttp://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes5minutes and is a newsurvey so we need everyone tohelp!! This is thekind of simple support that is essential...
Ray Returns and Gets Wet! | Trending Tuesday
May 03, 2016 00:00 - 41 minutes - 19.1 MBPlease support our Patreon!!! Ray returns and makes comments about my audio equipment. Thenhecontinues to talk about his vacation that does not seem to haveanend. There is also a set of big brown eyes and AlexfromTarget! Older Ray episodes can be found here This Trending Twitter Tuesday is based on what was trendingonSunday 11/2/14 5:46pm PST. Pleasefillout this survey and help the showathttp://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes5minutes and is a newsurvey so we need everyone tohelp!! This is ...
Second Hand Stone Shop | Lady Witchbeard #12
April 28, 2016 00:00 - 55 minutes - 25.2 MBPlease support our Patreon! Germ has giant problems only a goat could solve. Soon you will sleep and dream of the most wonderful stone quarry. You've heard of the cave of wonders, this is like that but strange. No need to get your bearings, just drift off sound asleep. Don't quake, for you'll be awake, for the Brangelina part, is at the start. Thanks Andre, we miss you. Do your back to school shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please review and subscribe in iTunes Subs...
A Spokesperson for the Villain from "Hansel and Gretel" | Trending Tuesday
April 26, 2016 00:00 - 45 minutes - 20.7 MBThis was a tough one to title. I head out to the transverse plain with some villain type apologist who tells me a story from the perspective of the lady in the candy house. The story is nuts and it takes forever to get started as usual. But don't wait for it just kick the brain bundle burden off your bed and get to sleep. Please support our Patreon!!! Please fill out this survey and help the show at http://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes 5 minutes and is a new survey so we need everyone to h...
Would You Ask a Goat a Rhetorical Question? | Lady Witchbeard Ep 11
April 21, 2016 00:00 - 49 minutes - 22.6 MBDon't answer that question, instead let my rhetoric of nonsense carry you past the threshold of sleep. For goats may faint, but only in a good natured harmless way, irritating only to conquistadors. If a story’s hero in not only unheroic but also a goat, sanity says sleep. Goodnight. Do your back to school shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please support our Patreon at just a dollar a month!!! Please review and subscribe in iTunes Subscribe: iTunes | Android
"The Creature from the Black Lagoon" tells me he's originally from the "Big Goon" | Trending Tuesdays
April 19, 2016 00:00 - 49 minutes - 22.5 MB"There's a lotta good stuff about the swamp" or the lagoon...words of wisdom from a creature with eyes that were too round for my taste. A terrible title, as is the case this week, does not always indicate a terrible story, just a story with a long drawn out beginning and then some bad metaphors are sprinkled in an attempt to come across as a storyteller. Alas you should be asleep for the parts with the pizza and the mating, but don't worry there is not mating with pizzas. Sleep well dear li...
"Goat of Many Colors" | Lady Witchbeard Ep 10
April 14, 2016 00:00 - 44 minutes - 20.6 MBYou can dream of Angela Lansbury, but she won't be there. A goat with a magical coat might dance across your dreams If you awake the only question to ask your self is who's cuter, Steph Curry on Monta Ellis? Spoiler, there is no wrong answer. Second spoiler, none of this has much to do with the story even though it is in the story. Please use our Amazon affiliate links when shopping to support the podcast In the USA- http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazon In the UK- http://www.sleepwith...
What Ever Happened to The Transylvania Twist? | Trending Tuesdays
April 12, 2016 00:00 - 44 minutes - 20.2 MBTonight we take a journey to a place. An out of the way place. A restful place. A strange place where monsters and villains go for a little R&R. There's no customers there tonight, but out at the edge of some universe there lies a story and after that story will be another story where answers lie somewhere between a sky of orange and taupe ice cream and a little place called Transylvania. This Trending Tale is based on what was hot on Twitter on 10/5/14 at 5:46 PM PDT Please fill out this ...
"Phage and The Mustached Queen" Lady Witchbeard Ep 9
April 07, 2016 00:00 - 52 minutes - 24 MBOnce upon a time kids would go to a museum and be impressed by static large scale dioramas. The modern jaded age has ruined those quaint moments with touchscreens, motion and the powers of Ben Stiller. Tonight is nothing like any of that. Support the show by purchasing a Phillips Wake Up Light over at Amazon and we will earn a small commission. If you are in Canada just use our Amazon.ca affiliate link -www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonca or in the UK just click here -http://www.sleepwith...
Fall Asleep During Ray's Trip to the Animal Kingdom | Trending Tuesdays
April 05, 2016 00:00 - 48 minutes - 22.2 MBRay Perkins returns with a tale of his trip to another Disney theme park. He helps with a juice spill, whistles on a bus, rides some rides and does a ton of walking. What could be more riveting? Almost anything. What could help you drift off to sleep? Ray can and will. Check out our new sponsor Calm! Relax with Calm, a simple mindfulness meditation app that brings clarity and peace of mind into your life. Just goto www.calm.com/sleepwithme and download the app for FREE! Older Ray episode...
Mission Quest - Shaving Magic | Lady Witchbeard Ep 8
March 31, 2016 00:00 - 57 minutes - 26.4 MBSettle into bed and hear a long discussion of the differences between a mission and a quest. If that does not put you to sleep there will be avoidance and then flying on brooms with lots of breaks. The episode will be capped off by ten minutes of walking around a pyramid. Please fill out this survey and help the show at http://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes 5 minutes and is a new survey so we need everyone to help!! This is the kind of simple support that is essential to the show. THANKS!!! ...
A Country Music Story "Outlanders, SnakeSkin and Willie" Trending Tuesdays
March 29, 2016 00:00 - 43 minutes - 20 MBA bedtime story about a man who finds his way through music, a joyous, infectious tale. Where most music stories have a rise and a fall this one has a beginning, then a lull, then a rise, and a level bit of talking, then another rise, then a moment of contemplation, then a change of pace, a figurative rebirth and finally it ends with an anticlimactic revelation. No need to stay awake and good luck trying but if for some reason you can't fall asleep I really had fun with this story so I hope ...
"4 Tests of the Dreamcoat" | Lady Witchbeard Ep 7
March 24, 2016 00:00 - 42 minutes - 19.4 MBTonight a battle with a god or a demi-god. Not an action packed one, more like a day of testing where you get a hand cramp. So as I sharpen my wits like a number 2 pencil you can rest. Rest knowing what wits I have will be put to use filling out more than mere bubbles, use in a duel like dance so dull in could only be called a test. Please fill out this survey and help the show at http://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes 5 minutes and is a new survey so we need everyone to help!! This is the ki...
Three Words Serena Wants To Hear?| Trending Tuesdays
March 22, 2016 00:00 - 45 minutes - 20.9 MBThe best way to fall asleep is to listen to this tale of a faux-french filmmaker and his new genre of slow motion romance. Sound interesting? It won't be for long as you drift off to dreamland. This "Trending Twitter Tale" Is based on what was topping the charts on 9/7/14 at 4:39pm PDT. Please fill out this survey and help the show at http://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes 5 minutes and is a new survey so we need everyone to help!! This is the kind of simple support that is essential to the ...
"Universal Truth Some Kids Are a Pain" Lady Witchbeard Ep 6
March 17, 2016 00:00 - 42 minutes - 19.6 MBTwo different tactics to get kids and teens moving equals one result, you asleep. Lady Witchbeard gives me the silent treatment which is always super boring. Not to worry you should miss it as you slumber. Please fill out this survey and help the show at http://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes 5 minutes and is a new survey so we need everyone to help!! This is the kind of simple support that is essential to the show. THANKS!!! Please review and subscribe in iTunes Please welcome our sponsor ...
"The Daddy Long Leg Who Watched Too Much TV" | Trending Tuesdays
March 15, 2016 00:00 - 44 minutes - 20.4 MBHow do you get to sleep? By listening to this bedtime tale of a spider who lived his life in a house with a post cyber monday refurbished TV that was always on. It is as dull as it sounds but the story has a moral that is even duller. Fall asleep to another Trending Twitter Tale based on what was trending in 7/10/14 at about 8:31pm PDT. Trending Tuesdays are where we make up a bedtime story based on what is trending on twitter. Please fill out this survey and help the show at http://podsur...
Taking You Under My Heel | Lady Witchbeard Ep 5
March 10, 2016 00:00 - 43 minutes - 19.7 MBLook deep into your eyelids and lose all focus. In the heat of battle I will slow things down like I never have before. Gentle questions and wondering will help distract you from the in your mind and the story. Get your SleepPhones at www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sleepphones and use "SLEEPWITHME" for $5 off your order Please support our Patreon JUST $1 a month is HUGE! Do your shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please review and subscribe in iTunes Subscribe: iTunes | A...
Fall Asleep Fast to "Cyan, CGA and the X-factor" | Trending Tuesdays
March 08, 2016 00:00 - 43 minutes - 20 MBOut of the computer and into your ears comes Cyan, some kind of digital being. He's hear to sweet talk you to sleep but sense and sanity are short. So settle in. This "Trending Twitter Tale" Is based on what was popular on 8/31 at 4pm. Get your SleepPhones at www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sleepphones and use "SLEEPWITHME" for $5 off your order Please support our Patreon JUST $1 a month is HUGE! Do your shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please review and subscribe in iTun...
Walking Stuck, In a Magic Rut | Lady Witchbeard Ep 4 | Sleep to Strange
March 03, 2016 00:00 - 44 minutes - 20.6 MBReturn to you bed as we return to the world of Hernan. Tonight we get stuck in a hot, sticky, internal dialogue. What can save us? Magic of course. For you the magic of sleep, for me the magic of failed ideas. Please support our Patreon JUST $1 a month is HUGE! Do your shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please review and subscribe in iTunes Subscribe: iTunes | Android Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!! Twitter hashtag to submit...
No Swag at Costello-con | Trending Twitter Tuesdays | Sleep to Strange
March 01, 2016 00:00 - 27 minutes - 12.8 MBNeed to fall asleep quick? A trip to Costello-con should do it. A lawsuit and an undersea trial are just two of the tangets will explore so you can get to sleep. This "Trending Twitter Tale" Is based on what was popular on 8/23 at 8:26pm. Please support our Patreon JUST $1 a month is HUGE! Do your shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please review and subscribe in iTunes Subscribe: iTunes | Android Trending Tuesdays are where we make up a bedtime story based on what is ...
"In Charge Not In Control" | Lady Witchbeard Ep 3
February 25, 2016 00:00 - 52 minutes - 23.8 MBWhat is the best way to gain the trust of a group of conquistadors? Leadership or lies? What is the best way to put you to sleep? Questions or long drawn out attempts at answers. Ideally you'll never know after you fall asleep. Please support our Patreon JUST $1 a month is HUGE! Do your shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please review and subscribe in iTunes Subscribe: iTunes | Android Facebook Community A place to share and be shared with other listeners!!!! Twitter...