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Sleep to Strange (Archives Only)

212 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 6 years ago - ★★★★ - 614 ratings

WARNING! This podcast uses progressive boredom via silly stories to help adults fall asleep. Pointless meanders, lulling soothing tones and strange asides are used in combination with bedtime tales to distract your racing brain and let you drift off to dreamland.

If you are expecting something sane or sensible this might not be for you. It might just blow your mind.

Trouble Falling Asleep? Insomnia?

Looking for something soothing to quiet your racing mind?

If you have trouble falling asleep or need background noise this might be what you are looking for.

Plucked from Sleep With Me Podcast these stories are stripped of their introductions giving you 100% pure strange bedtime stories.

Bedtime is here. It is time to "Sleep to Strange"

Welcome, I'm Dearest Scooter, your new Borefriend.
On the "Sleep With me Podcast" an odd man tells strange tales that help dull and lull people to sleep. (that's me)

I've always wondered "What if I took off the intros and just posted the stories by themselves?"

Wouldn't that be strange?

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Episodes

Please Support the Podcast

September 19, 2016 23:00 - 2 minutes - 1.27 MB

If you listen to the podcast on a regular basis please consider supporting the show. Please. at www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron

Heroes and Weakness | SuperDull Episode 15

September 15, 2016 00:00 - 35 minutes - 16.4 MB

This is it. The one you have been waiting for, a story with a lobby and a collection of weaknesses. And a rather large question that you have no business pondering if you are truly asleep. WARNING some hits of superhero action and disasters. Subscribe: iTunes | Google Play |  Android Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of great...

Protector of Oakland's Stonefruit

September 13, 2016 00:00 - 56 minutes - 26 MB

Sleep with Sprites while I protect beautiful Oakland, California. I'll wash glass houses and be called "the bugman" all will driving the winding turns of my physic spaces and a city I love. If you want keep Sleep to Strange as a free podcast for everyone then become a monthly patron http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron "Tube Benders" from 99pi -Oakland via Roman Mars, Avery Trufelman and John Law "The Keeper of Neon" Check out "Sampler" hosted by Brittany Luse Taylor Swift and Rya...

A Very SuperDull Crisis | SuperDull Episode 14

September 08, 2016 00:00 - 33 minutes - 15.3 MB

Our heroes face down a humanitarian crisis with a decision making tool. The interpersonal drama gets all anti-dramatic with the expected talking, with some additional discussions thrown in for dullness' sake.  Subscribe: iTunes | Google Play |  Android Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net A new bedtime story series to help you f...

In Search of the Mundane | On Location at Golden Gate Park

September 06, 2016 00:00 - 52 minutes - 23.9 MB

Recorded on location at Golden Gate Park. As you drift off to sleep, I will both demundane and then remundane what was never mundane to being with. There will be busts of robins and statues as we crawl across the park meandering from one place to another live on dullcation. The show starts with an echo and ends will a birdcall. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme   Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a th...

Catatonic Superheroes Help You Sleep | SuperDull Episode 13

September 01, 2016 00:00 - 37 minutes - 17.1 MB

LOTS OF SWEARING!!! A pile of trash in a cavern is where the action starts. From there it slows down a bit but there is some figure skating but with bugs. If that doesn't soothe you the middle is full of talking capped off with a philosophical type dilemma involving trying to grasp the impact of time travel. It won't disturb your outlook on life because you'll be sound asleep. There will be triple sow-cows and axles but only briefly. Subscribe: iTunes | Google Play |  Android Please s...

People Make Movies?!? - Executive Producer Director Edition | Trending Sound Effects Tuesday

August 30, 2016 00:00 - 55 minutes - 25.4 MB

Sound effects (WARNING this episode has some subtle sounds weaved into it)  guide this story from little Andy's past. Listen and drift off as I play with toys and attend movies. Don't fret there will be odes. My inner Brand will be contacted and you will learn is Scooter is more Marty or George McFly. Hint you already know the answer. Sound effects provided by listener Bob C!!!!     Send me some pictures of you and your Sleep Phones (with the podcast on your phone if possible) Ple...

Superheroes Using a Flowchart! | Superdull Episode 12

August 25, 2016 00:00 - 40 minutes - 18.4 MB

Our Superfriends need to make some quick decisions. What is the best way to solve a super level problem? How about a deliberate system of questions and answers. Sound boring enough to put you to sleep? It is, but with just enough sexual tension to keep your brain at bay. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net The Links Fivel Me...

Ray! an Airport and a Weeki Wachee Kayak Ride | Sleep With Me #217

August 23, 2016 00:00 - 57 minutes - 26.6 MB

Warning this is a real experiment as it was all recorded at airports. Listen to Ray's kind voice tell you a tale of a wonderful spring. Set sail as he says and see sites and feel the warm water and cool sand. Be carried off to dreamland like a manatee drifting on the seas. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net Subscribe: iTunes | G...

Big "B", ET and Little Alien | Sleep to Superdull Episode 11

August 18, 2016 00:00 - 33 minutes - 15.5 MB

Our super team travels to the Nevada desert and stops and asks for directions. Riveting. First the debate stuff, then discuss. There are also insects and more instances of talking about things. This will lull you to sleep or at least numb your mind. I hope. WARNING this episode is OLD so it does contain some small mentions of spiders, snakes and cartoon violence. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special perso...

Florida's Atmosphere Guided Meditation

August 16, 2016 00:00 - 54 minutes - 25.2 MB

Mame, Impressionists, clouds and sound will carry you off to sleep while I continue my time in Florida. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net Subscribe: iTunes | Google Play |  Android   Amazon Links http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazo...

Georgia Peach Related Innuendoes | Superdull Episode 10

August 11, 2016 00:00 - 39 minutes - 18.2 MB

Sleep sweet listener to a supply drop at a refugee camp. How you ask? Its all in the details. Too many details like old fantasy situations and grudges as well as interruptions and lots of talking. Always with the talking, talking about feelings and facts. Original episode http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/131-2/ Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://ww...

Kanye’s Laptop, Tumblrs and Charmime Dance | Rending Ruseday Redditation

August 09, 2016 00:00 - 41 minutes - 19.2 MB

A walking tour of a man's failed Tumblrs? That was his intention, but it gets strange...a mime used to impress you is just the start. Prepare yourself to sleep as if you stay awake you learn of stuff that should not be, with dancing. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song!http://www.jonathanmann.net Subscribe: iTunes | Google Play |  Android Amazon Links ht...

The Peace of Mosquito Nets | Superdull Episode 9

August 04, 2016 00:00 - 43 minutes - 19.9 MB

A story to weave you into deep sleep as our Superheroes weave mosquito nets. What could be more lulling or dull? What if while they tie knots they discuss thought experiments and belief systems? Does that sound like it will put you to sleep? Original episode http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/131-2/ Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann...

Taught by Two Teens on Tales From the 51A | Trending Tuesdays

August 02, 2016 00:00 - 52 minutes - 24.3 MB

Does love lighting strike twice or do I need to learn how to respect other people's grey space? On a bus ride I cross path with two wise teens who teach me many lessons about language and empathy and pancakes. I'll also say Banana Nany a bunch of times. Much like a dream none of it makes sense and it is full of life lessons I will never grasp. Just sleep and let my best bus carry you across dreamland. Armistead Maupin – Homepage Trade paperback | Define Trade paperback at Dictionary.com...

Fall Asleep to Superheroes in the Pitch Dark | Superdull Episode 8

July 28, 2016 00:00 - 46 minutes - 21.5 MB

A bedtime story to lull you to sleep where Superheroes have fun in the dark...I think. Plus an incredibly complicated belief system is explained that is hard to follow. But you won't care to worry because you will be ensconced in sweet sleep! Original episode http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/128/ Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanman...

The Jazz of Boredom Loses His Edge | Trending Tuesdays

July 26, 2016 00:00 - 46 minutes - 21.3 MB

A man and his dog talking about knocks. What could make for a more lulling evening than a couple of knock gadflies talking knocks? Well this rapping is of a different sort. The type that makes a man don a headband and vest and start to play a song like "Eye of the Tiger". But realize this buildup only leads to sleeping bags and a man sleeping on a fold out table. Goodnight. Original episode http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/199/ Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleep...

You're The Superone That I Want To Sleep With | Superdull Episode 7

July 21, 2016 00:00 - 48 minutes - 22.2 MB

What's the best way to fall asleep fast? Listening to a superhero from the 50's and the 70's try and make sense of being stuck in our present. If you've ever wondered what would happen if a team of superheroes would do on Fat Tuesday then listen to this episode and then drift off to sleep while you wait for the answer. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! ht...

Zombie Songs, Sexts and Birdbaths (Love in four words) | Trending Tuesdays

July 19, 2016 00:00 - 51 minutes - 23.4 MB

In honor of Valentines Day, we have a very slow moving love story. If the speed doesn't make you jaded, the outcome will. So get some sleep and dream of better things than a man in a jughead style hat pestering me in a coffee shop in order to penetrate my comfort zone with his goose chase.   Original episode http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/199/ Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in you...

Heroes' Halloween| Superdull Episode 6

July 14, 2016 00:00 - 50 minutes - 23.3 MB

Superheroes planning a Halloween party. Sound like something to coax you to sleep? What if I told you they could not agree on costumes or trick or treating? Don't worry whatever happens I promise it won't be scary, just soothing and dull. Goodnight. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net A new bedtime story series to help you fall ...

Did She Say Porno or Porto? | Trending Tuesdays

July 12, 2016 00:00 - 45 minutes - 21 MB

Do Pornography and Portugal's's Geography sound the same? In a world where Mother Nature's voice drones on while you sleep does it matter? What about to the overprotective parent of your inner child? Would that parent let you have a sleepover with squirrels? Will the puppy in the hamper close its eyes? If you are reading this you should start to close yours. Original episode http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/196/ Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commissi...

Heroes on Ice | Superdull Episode 5

July 07, 2016 00:00 - 37 minutes - 17.3 MB

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need. They wait... and wait... and wait... and wait.. until they are called into action. This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting...

Dougie's Kitten Bowl Disaster Dance now Freemium | Trending Twitter Tuesdays

July 05, 2016 00:00 - 43 minutes - 19.7 MB

How does a man's dream on riding a kittenbowl to a world of fame and fortune go incredibly wrong? On the wave of laws and food and cable tv and of course a dream. Tonight questions will be answered as we dream a little dream of fancy hatted cats and coin collection. Don't try to understand any of this tough, as you should be drifting off to sleep. Also Kate Upton and a dance she made famous. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan ...

Superheroes' Prime Directive Defend Earth or Obey Orders | Superdull Episode 4

June 30, 2016 00:00 - 43 minutes - 20 MB

Who is the boss of superheroes? What happens when there is disagreement? Should a quarantine ever be violated? Will these questions be raised or answered? You'll never know if you fall asleep like you are supposed to. Sleep to the sounds of hypnosis, progressive relaxation or a bedtime story of boring superheroes? You know your choice 'cuz you're here already. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or...

Bathroom Locks, Boys Tap and a Dance Contest

June 28, 2016 00:00 - 51 minutes - 23.7 MB

An attempt at a redditation dissolves into what I wish was a dream. Instead you can take a dull journey into the meaning of being a bad, bad boy. A world that makes no sense with strange locks and shuffle ball steps. As you enter a deep sleep we will move into a world when dance puts an end to all social strata and unites with a strange joy. Your smiling while you sleep, is it schadenfreude or are you tap, taping your way across dreamland? Originally published Jan 13th, 2015 http://www.sle...

Superhero Asleep or Faking?| "Superdull" Episode 3

June 23, 2016 00:00 - 43 minutes - 19.9 MB

Fall asleep fast tonight to another hypnotic bedtime story to lull you to sleep. Flex and Electera try to determine who is this "Carbon Man" where he is from, what he wants and is he a threat to earth. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of supe...

A Plane Ride With An Unassuming Confused Man

June 21, 2016 00:00 - 49 minutes - 23 MB

Fear of flying? How about a dreamflight? Who cares if your destination of a bowl of tomato soup. By comforting you will be comforted and by listening your mind will be boggled. But none of this should matter as you fly away on the wings of pointlessness as a passenger on Dutch Masters Airways. Original episode Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www...

Magic Mirrors, Stretch Armstrong and Emotional Damage | SuperDull #2

June 16, 2016 00:00 - 31 minutes - 14.7 MB

Tonight we see our heroes in action! Presented in a way that will beat your insomnia faster than an ASMR haircut. You'll meet our heroes and get a taste of their powers as you fall asleep. A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need. They wait... and wait... and wait... and wait.. until they are called into action. This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is inter...

Me, Slonic and the Dino that Dreams in Silence | A Redditation on Trending Tuesday

June 14, 2016 00:00 - 53 minutes - 24.7 MB

After I spend about twenty minutes with tangents I finally get around to a story about taking my hedgehog to the vet. Then all hell breaks loose in the most boring way possible...lots of ferns and buffalo. Not making sense? Wait till Gerard shows up. This Trending Tuesday Redditation  is based on what was on part of the front page of a reddit app on Sunday 11/23/14 7:22pm PST. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any ...

Toastmasters and Superheroes | Superdull! | A New Series To Help You Beat Insomnia

June 09, 2016 00:00 - 40 minutes - 18.6 MB

A new bedtime story series to help you fall asleep. Superdull is the story of a team of superheroes who are awaiting earth's hour of greatest need. They wait... and wait... and wait... and wait.. until they are called into action. This is the tale of their waiting....UNTIL the waiting is interrupted by a strange energy spike. Be gripped! Be surprised! Be forewarned! Be bored to sleep! Also contains some swearing!!! at 11 minutes Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patre...

Mallwalking on a Spacestation | Trending Tuesdays

June 07, 2016 00:00 - 47 minutes - 21.6 MB

Breathe deep as you start to redditate. What the hell is that and where is twitter, you ask? Stay calm, I can't call this an ohm-mage to "Interstellar" because I'm not 100% certain how to properly use that word BUT let's just say I was distracted by a recent trip to the movies and you'll be distracted by this mallwalker who is truly a fearless flyer...wait technically he would be truly a fearless orbiter but that would not flow off the tongue. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patre...

Casting Cauldrons and Cortez the Killer | Lady Witchbeard Finale

June 02, 2016 00:00 - 58 minutes - 26.9 MB

A giant goat cannot stop your sleep. Once I go into the exposition on cauldron portals your mind should crossover the threshold into dreamland. If not our story will culminate with green goop and Germ. Heroes might be made but will magic be saved? If it happens in an alternative universe it should not effect you, so don't worry if you fall asleep. Phagey sends his best. Please support our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special ...

Ghost Belt | Investigation with Morley & Derick

May 31, 2016 00:25 - 59 minutes - 27.5 MB

Drift off as Morley and I are "hot" on the trail of a joke gone dull. Scooter will don his Under-amateur underroos and hop on the case of two very friendly ghosts and "Fuller House" with the method school of investigative journalism. Subscribe: iTunes | Android Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net   Amazon Links http://www....

Underrated Bronze Pyramid | Lady Witchbeard #16

May 26, 2016 00:00 - 55 minutes - 25.4 MB

Fall into a deep sleep as my Fairy Word Mother comes and then departs due to a name mixup. Slumber as the lead up to the episode slows to a crawl. If you are still tossing and turning after that my attempts to describe the wonders of bronze light should help relax you. Don't fret if you are awake or asleep this episode will still have a goat and a germ. Please support our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event i...

Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Morley? | 'Rending 'Ruseday Redditation

May 24, 2016 00:00 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MB

If I truly lacked integrity I could have called this coloring or buying Easter Eggs with Morley Safer. If you have ever dreamed of muckraking and breaking the case with the team like Morley and Borely this may or may not be a story you will sleep to. When my attempts to expose agribusiness go nowhere we head out to buy eggs and solve some brotherly problems. Plus we make a dog named Greyson's easter dreams come true...somewhat. Never fear about this making sense as it will just be remixed in...

Chemistry Set Plan | Lady Witchbeard Ep 15

May 19, 2016 00:00 - 48 minutes - 22 MB

Gold and goop will bond to stone and things may or may not come together. Sand art will be disturbed and skin will be stained. Alliteration will be always overused and misused but all in attempts, alliteration attempts to put you to sleep.   Please support our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net Amazon Links http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/am...

Accidental John Hughes Tribute Dinner with Pasta and Tacos | Realtime Recipes

May 17, 2016 00:00 - 48 minutes - 22.3 MB

What could be more boring than a cooking lesson? A trip to the grocery store. Add two handfuls of sexual tension with a dash of eighties romcom and you have a dinner party. But that's at the end and you'll be dreaming...of Jon Cryer and Molly Ringwald and Andrew McCarthy....or pork and cream and beef. Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Amazon Links http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazon http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonuk http://www.sleepwithm...

Futility of Man Situation | Lady Witchbeard #14

May 12, 2016 00:00 - 48 minutes - 22.1 MB

Please support our Patreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Commission a song from Jonathan Mann for any special person or event in your life or as a theme song! http://www.jonathanmann.net Dig that dove, lovey. Like coo, coo, coo you off to sleep. Cuz man when Antonio sees how futile it is not to bring his own cup, you'll be sawing logs. If not you can stick around for a mega dull botched guest appearance by a man with the same name as a hairstyle. Sleep well, you deserve it. A...

Get Tucked in with A Bjork'd Love Story | Trending Tuesday

May 10, 2016 00:00 - 52 minutes - 23.9 MB

Please support our Patreon!!! http://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Tonight you either get two love stories in one or none in none. This all occurs after 11 plus screenshot fails and heavily depends on how you define love story. Hopefully you fall asleep before you're confused. Preferably right away during the cloud metaphor part where a cloud has your name on it. This Trending Twitter Tuesday is based on what was trending on Sunday 11/9/14 5:14pm PST. Please fill out this survey and help ...

Charismatic Reverb | Lady Witchbeard #13

May 05, 2016 00:00 - 41 minutes - 18.8 MB

Please supportourPatreon!!! https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme Calling all sleepy people! Gather around as I gather the godsandtry to sort this whole story out. No stone will be leftunturned, nopillow will be left uncooled. Please, do your shopping using our Amazon link to support the show. Thank You! Pleasefillout this survey and help the showathttp://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes5minutes and is a newsurvey so we need everyone tohelp!! This is thekind of simple support that is essential...

Ray Returns and Gets Wet! | Trending Tuesday

May 03, 2016 00:00 - 41 minutes - 19.1 MB

Please support our Patreon!!! Ray returns and makes comments about my audio equipment. Thenhecontinues to talk about his vacation that does not seem to haveanend. There is also a set of big brown eyes and AlexfromTarget! Older Ray episodes can be found here This Trending Twitter Tuesday is based on what was trendingonSunday 11/2/14 5:46pm PST. Pleasefillout this survey and help the showathttp://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes5minutes and is a newsurvey so we need everyone tohelp!! This is ...

Second Hand Stone Shop | Lady Witchbeard #12

April 28, 2016 00:00 - 55 minutes - 25.2 MB

Please support our Patreon! Germ has giant problems only a goat could solve. Soon you will sleep and dream of the most wonderful stone quarry. You've heard of the cave of wonders, this is like that but strange. No need to get your bearings, just drift off sound asleep. Don't quake, for you'll be awake, for the Brangelina part, is at the start. Thanks Andre, we miss you. Do your back to school shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please review and subscribe in iTunes Subs...

A Spokesperson for the Villain from "Hansel and Gretel" | Trending Tuesday

April 26, 2016 00:00 - 45 minutes - 20.7 MB

This was a tough one to title. I head out to the transverse plain with some villain type apologist who tells me a story from the perspective of the lady in the candy house. The story is nuts and it takes forever to get started as usual. But don't wait for it just kick the brain bundle burden off your bed and get to sleep. Please support our Patreon!!! Please fill out this survey and help the show at http://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes 5 minutes and is a new survey so we need everyone to h...

Would You Ask a Goat a Rhetorical Question? | Lady Witchbeard Ep 11

April 21, 2016 00:00 - 49 minutes - 22.6 MB

Don't answer that question, instead let my rhetoric of nonsense carry you past the threshold of sleep. For goats may faint, but only in a good natured harmless way, irritating only to conquistadors. If a story’s hero in not only unheroic but also a goat, sanity says sleep. Goodnight. Do your back to school shopping using our Amazon link to support the show!!! Please support our Patreon at just a dollar a month!!! Please review and subscribe in iTunes Subscribe: iTunes | Android

"The Creature from the Black Lagoon" tells me he's originally from the "Big Goon" | Trending Tuesdays

April 19, 2016 00:00 - 49 minutes - 22.5 MB

"There's a lotta good stuff about the swamp" or the lagoon...words of wisdom from a creature with eyes that were too round for my taste. A terrible title, as is the case this week, does not always indicate a terrible story, just a story with a long drawn out beginning and then some bad metaphors are sprinkled in an attempt to come across as a storyteller. Alas you should be asleep for the parts with the pizza and the mating, but don't worry there is not mating with pizzas. Sleep well dear li...

"Goat of Many Colors" | Lady Witchbeard Ep 10

April 14, 2016 00:00 - 44 minutes - 20.6 MB

You can dream of Angela Lansbury, but she won't be there. A goat with a magical coat might dance across your dreams If you awake the only question to ask your self is who's cuter, Steph Curry on Monta Ellis? Spoiler, there is no wrong answer. Second spoiler, none of this has much to do with the story even though it is in the story. Please use our Amazon affiliate links when shopping to support the podcast In the USA- http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazon In the UK- http://www.sleepwith...

What Ever Happened to The Transylvania Twist? | Trending Tuesdays

April 12, 2016 00:00 - 44 minutes - 20.2 MB

Tonight we take a journey to a place. An out of the way place. A restful place. A strange place where monsters and villains go for a little R&R. There's no customers there tonight, but out at the edge of some universe there lies a story and after that story will be another story where answers lie somewhere between a sky of orange and taupe ice cream and a little place called Transylvania. This Trending Tale is based on what was hot on Twitter on 10/5/14 at 5:46 PM PDT Please fill out this ...

"Phage and The Mustached Queen" Lady Witchbeard Ep 9

April 07, 2016 00:00 - 52 minutes - 24 MB

Once upon a time kids would go to a museum and be impressed by static large scale dioramas. The modern jaded age has ruined those quaint moments with touchscreens, motion and the powers of Ben Stiller. Tonight is nothing like any of that. Support the show by purchasing a Phillips Wake Up Light over at Amazon and we will earn a small commission. If you are in Canada just use our Amazon.ca affiliate link -www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/amazonca or in the UK just click here -http://www.sleepwith...

Fall Asleep During Ray's Trip to the Animal Kingdom | Trending Tuesdays

April 05, 2016 00:00 - 48 minutes - 22.2 MB

Ray Perkins returns with a tale of his trip to another Disney theme park. He helps with a juice spill, whistles on a bus, rides some rides and does a ton of walking. What could be more riveting? Almost anything. What could help you drift off to sleep? Ray can and will. Check out our new sponsor Calm! Relax with Calm, a simple mindfulness meditation app that brings clarity and peace of mind into your life. Just goto www.calm.com/sleepwithme and download the app for FREE!  Older Ray episode...

Mission Quest - Shaving Magic | Lady Witchbeard Ep 8

March 31, 2016 00:00 - 57 minutes - 26.4 MB

Settle into bed and hear a long discussion of the differences between a mission and a quest. If that does not put you to sleep there will be avoidance and then flying on brooms with lots of breaks. The episode will be capped off by ten minutes of walking around a pyramid. Please fill out this survey and help the show at http://podsurvey.com/sleep -It takes 5 minutes and is a new survey so we need everyone to help!! This is the kind of simple support that is essential to the show. THANKS!!! ...

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