Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene
307 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 2.2K ratingsComedians Nikki Limo & Steve Greene tell you everything they had to learn the hard way about becoming an adult. They explore topics ranging from relationships to purchasing a house to the pyramid that Nicolas Cage will eventually be buried in. Tune in every Thursday for deep dives into society’s expectation vs. the reality of it all, with all the useful information that you weren't taught in school! Nikki and Steve, along with YouTubers, experts, and celebrity guests make each episode helpful, hilarious and extraordinarily relatable.
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THE BEST OF SH*T
April 21, 2022 07:00 - 1 hourLike The Beatles (Paul is totally dead, by the way), The Eagles, and Eminem, every great group has a greatest hits album. Why should podcasts be any different? This week, Nikki and Steve present a "Best of Sh*t" episode, highlighting the greatest topics, episodes, and advice from their stupendous 200-plus episode back-catalog. You can either listen to the past 209 episodes of this genius podcast, or you can listen to this week's show. Or, you can do both. You're an adult; you can do whatever ...
First-Date Fibs, Unyielding Yucks, & Learning From Losing - ASK US ANYTHING
April 14, 2022 07:00 - 1 hourIn this week's astoundingly enlightening AUA, Ice Breaker and Iceman drop some extraordinarily useful information regarding the biggest problems of life: lies, love, and death. You should also prepare yourself for the world premiere of a brand-new button. It's gonna be amazing, people. To check out Upstart, go to: upstart.com/STDTY Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: ht...
WHAT IN THE HELL IS A DAO?
April 07, 2022 07:00 - 1 hourYou've likely heard friends and family talking about decentralized autonomous organizations, and wondered to yourself, "How am I the only loser who doesn't know what a DAO is?" This week on Sh*t, we're here to address that ignorance with a whole heap of knowledge about decentralized autonomous organizations, what they mean for the future of Crypto, and how Nikki kinda wants to create a DAO and turn it into a fun, poker & golf-based cult. Go to shop.analuisa.com/tellyou to enj...
Venting, Verisimilitude, & Various 25-Year-Olds - ASK US ANYTHING
March 31, 2022 07:00 - 1 hourAs it dawned on us that our Sh*t mailbag was crazy full and we were literally a month behind, we figured we'd rock back-to-back AUA's to sprinkle our knowledge dust all over your bluetooth earbuds. So sit back, relax, and listen to the wisdom that is imparted upon several 25-year-olds who are straight-up-LIVING, people. And if you have a problem yourself that needs some insight, hit us up via email at: [email protected] Download Best Fiends for Free on the App Store or Google Play! Follow t...
Infidelity, Impervious Dreams, & Inconsiderate Spouses - ASK US ANYTHING
March 24, 2022 07:00 - 1 hourStop what you're doing, look in a mirror, and ask yourself, "Can I honestly afford missing this week's Ask Us Anything episode of Sh*t?" If you can, then you're obviously living some sort of fabulous life of Rolls Royce's, caviar, and champagne dreams. If you cannot afford to miss out on this week's insanely informative show, then take a seat and prepare yourself for a smorgasbord of life lessons, career goals, and multiple pressings of the Break-Up-Button™. Sh*t They Don't Tell You listene...
IT'S ALL ABOUT SECURITY
March 17, 2022 07:00 - 59 minutesWhether you've heard of Crypto, you currently own Crypto, or you're about to google Crypto because your 22-year-old nephew is a newly-minted "Crypto Millionaire", stop what you're doing and listen to this episode. Not only is it useful for people who own Crypto, but it's full of juicy security bits for anyone who simply uses the interwebs on a daily basis. To check out Surf Shark, head to: SurfShark.deals/STDTY and enter promo code STDTY for 83 % off and three extra months free! Go to shop.a...
Escaping Ruts, Preparing for Loss, & Following Your Damn Heart - ASK US ANYTHING
March 10, 2022 08:01 - 1 hourWhether it's shaking sh*t up in order to extricate oneself from a rut, emotionally prepping for the loss of a beloved pet, or (and prepare yourselves because this has never happened in the entire history of Sh*t), actually staying in a relationship rather than breaking up, the one idiom we can all agree on is, "Follow Your Heart." In this touching, yet appropriately silly AUA episode of Sh*t, you may actually come out the other end a better person. Or not. To check out BetterHelp, go to Bet...
FINDING A LIFE BALANCE
March 03, 2022 08:01 - 1 hourIf it seems like your responsibilities and schedule have completely taken the wheel from you and are running your life, it may mean that your life is out of balance. If your days are filled with stress, frustration, and exhaustion, it's time to stop, take a breath, and listen to this week's episode of Sh*t. Nikki and Steve will give you all the inside info on how they found a better life balance, and how you too can apply the same methods to get to a better place. There is so much more to lif...
Live from Reddit, it's "Am I the A**hole?"
February 24, 2022 08:01 - 1 hourHave you ever encountered a situation, acted in a certain way, and upon later reflection thought to yourself, "Am I the a**hole in this scenario?" If that thought has ever graced your gray matter, today's episode is for you. This week, Steve chooses some prime posts from the infamous "Am I the A**hole?" subreddit that will assuredly lead to illuminating, informative, and ultimately life-affirming conversations between Iceman and Icebreaker. Think of this one as a Reddit-fueled Ask Us Anything...
Intrusive Thoughts, Vocal Exercises, & Jose Canseco - ASK US ANYTHING
February 17, 2022 08:01 - 56 minutesIn a triumphant return to the Sh*t Mailbag, Nikki and Steve focus on blocking negative thoughts with insane vocal exercises, name-dropping baseball legend Jose Canseco, and flexing the hell out of the infamous break-up-button. If you need to learn how to prepare for both life and a podcast, you're in the right place. Don’t fall for subscription scams. Start cancelling unused subscriptions today at Truebill.com/STDTY Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @Nik...
THE 200th EPISODE VALENTINE'S DAY EXTRAVAGANZA!
February 10, 2022 08:01 - 1 hourTo celebrate the 200th episode of the greatest podcast that has ever existed, as well as celebrate El Día de San Valentín, we're taking a trip down memory lane to look back fondly on all the moments (both high and low) of the Nikki & Steve saga that have made them the most vomit-inducing couple in the history of the world. Tears will be shed, laughs will be shared, and you might just learn something about how to create and maintain a truly healthy relationship. To learn more about Lumi micro...
GIVING UP ON YOUR DREAMS
February 03, 2022 08:01 - 1 hourDo you have dreams? Goals? Aspirations? If not, kudos to you for being completely and utterly at peace as a human being. If you do have dreams, however, how do you know if your dream is the right dream? What if your initial dream changes and mutates and becomes an entirely new dream? One that you never even knew you wanted? That, our fellow Sh*tters, is the topic of this week's episode. To check out Surf Shark, head to: SurfShark.deals/STDTY and enter promo code STDTY for 83 % off and three ...
Clichéd Rom-Coms, Rickety Relationships, & Cupcake Grenades - ASK US ANYTHING
January 27, 2022 08:01 - 1 hourFrom throwing a toxic mate to the curb to living in a poorly-written sitcom to destroying a workplace enemy with a frosted Betty Crocker grenade, this week's AUA episode will pour you a glass of wine, fry you up some turkey bacon, and make sweet sweet love to you all night long. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe ...
PULLING THE TRIGGER ON TOUGH DECISIONS
January 20, 2022 08:01 - 1 hourAt some point in your life, you will be faced with an agonizing decision. Whether it's about your career, your love life, or that rash that just won't go away, you're going to arrive at a fork in the road where there is no easy answer as to your next move. It's exactly this type of conundrum that is the topic of today's episode. Nikki and Steve are here to show you that with the right data, research, and self-reflection, any difficult decision can be made. No matter how indecisive you may be,...
GLORY IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER ft. Anthony Lee
January 13, 2022 08:01 - 1 hourIt is not hyperbole to say that it's been an extremely long time since a guest has graced the soundwaves of STDTY. (February 27, 2020, to be exact) This week, that all changes as we welcome Director, Choreographer, Entrepreneur, and Co-Founder of The Kinjaz, the one and only Anthony Lee! From the healthy escapism of dance to the allure of Crypto to excellent tips on straight-up destroying job interviews, you will assuredly come away from this episode a better, more-fulfilled human being. That...
Chill-Pill Recipes, Oofie Doofies, & Tom Brady - ASK US ANYTHING (NEW YEARS EDITION)
January 06, 2022 08:01 - 1 hourWhat better way to start off the new year than a brand-new Ask Us Anything that is literally exploding with passionate knowledge and dripping-wet information that will make your 2022 all hot and bothered. From up-to-the-minute Crypto tips to chill-pill recipes to the ever-popular sports analogies involving Steve's NFL crush Tom Brady, this week's episode is 60 minutes of advice that will help you kick 2022 right in its ass. Happy New Year, Sh*tters! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydontt...
FORMING GOOD HABITS IN THE NEW YEAR
December 30, 2021 08:01 - 1 hourWith approximately 48 hours left in 2021, we wanted to revisit one of our favorite episodes of the year. Over the last seventeen months, we've all formed habits; some good, some not-so-good. In this episode, Nikki & Steve cover a cornucopia of habits they've formed that have made life not just bearable, but pretty damned good. So grab a pencil and make a list. This is some solid sh*t right here. From our Sh*t Family to you and yours, we wish y'all a ridiculously Happy New Year! ...
2021 WAS WEIRD AS F**K: A RECAP
December 16, 2021 08:01 - 1 hourAs the days grow shorter, the air gets chillier, and many of us bring trees into our homes to decorate them as they slowly die, let us reflect on the weird-ass year that was 2021. Join Nikki and Steve for an entertaining, informative, and surprisingly emotional recap of the year that was. From endings to beginnings to long-distance moves, the last twelve months have, quite frankly, been a lot. And be sure to stick around for the ending of this episode. You don't want to miss a very special me...
THE WIDE, WONDERFUL WORLD OF NFTs
December 09, 2021 08:01 - 1 hourHave you heard the whispers on the street? The murmurs in the crowd? If you concentrate, you can just barely make out a few letters: "N-F-Ts." You may be wondering to yourself, "What are they?" "Where did they come from?" "If I want to be cool, should I buy one?" For answers to these questions and more about the wild world of Non-Fungible Tokens, listen on, fellow Sh*tters. (wait, is that what STDTY fans are called?) Well, they are now. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow...
SELLING A DAMN HOUSE
December 02, 2021 08:01 - 1 hourWay back when in the golden days of August 2018, we did an episode called "BUYING A DAMN HOUSE". Well, fast forward three years, and we're now doing an episode about selling that same damn house. From bullsh*t appraisals to earnest deposits to being prepared to literally sign 1,000 documents, this week's episode is a virtual "how-to" about putting that sweet, sweet equity to good use and buying what might just be your forever home. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikk...
Social Media Shenanigans, Crypto Compliments, & First-Year Follies - ASK US ANYTHING
November 25, 2021 08:01 - 1 hourFrom exes on Snapchat to Crypto financial independence to the saga of Nikki and Steve's first year together, this week's AUA episode is both a font of useful information and a nauseatingly sweet summary of how these two idiots fell in love (hint: it wasn't like a rom-com). As we sit down at dining room tables across the country to argue with our extended family members for Thanksgiving, you can listen to how two people somehow argued their way to an unnaturally healthy relationship. Follow t...
ELVIS & JOHN LENNON ARE ALIVE (or not)
November 18, 2021 08:01 - 1 hourDid Elvis appear as an extra in the airport scene of Home Alone? Did John Lennon impersonate an impersonator playing himself in a movie about John Lennon? Who the f**k knows? But that doesn't mean Professor Limo won't dive down several internet rabbit holes to bring you yet another stellar conspiracy theory episode of Sh*t. Buckle up, folks, as this one is about to get weird. Elvis as a Home alone extra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOYbXeLTnf0 Miles Mathis paper on Lennon: http://mileswm...
Everything Can Be Explained With Sports Analogies - ASK US ANYTHING
November 11, 2021 08:01 - 1 hourIf you don't think that every single problem in life can be explained with a sports analogy, you're an idiot. Exhibit A? This week's episode of Sh*t. In this brilliant Ask Us Anything, Nikki and Steve prove that if you can't solve a problem by discussing the minutia of Peyton Manning's and Andrew Luck's football careers, you might as well end your podcast because you're an utter failure. In the immortal words of Peyton Manning: "Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa John's." Enough said. Fo...
TURNING YOUR HOBBY INTO A BUSINESS
November 04, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourAre you sick of being a mere cog in the wheel of capitalism? Going round and round in a job that offers nothing but a measly paycheck and crappy benefits like Hawaiian shirt Fridays? Well, Nikki is here to save you from the doldrums of a 9 to 5. Professor Limo takes you through the story of starting her own jewelry line, Kittens & Coffee, as well as tons of sage advice about the ins and outs of entrepreneurship that will come in super-handy once you finally decide to put that brilliant idea y...
THE HAUNTING OF NIKKI & STEVE
October 28, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourAs we're bombarded with decorative gourds, jack-o-lanterns, and pumpkin spice lattes, it's time for the annual spooooooooooooky episode of STDTY. This year, Nikki and Steve recount their straight-up-terrifying tales of encounters with spirits both nice and nefarious. From the Shadowman to a wailing child, this year's episode will have you on Ebay finally ordering that Thundercats night light you've been eyeing for months. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta...
Trolls, Stalkers, & Escaping From Life - ASK US ANYTHING
October 21, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourAs we return to our bread 'n butter this week (the Sh*t Mailbag), we tackle some absolutely insane topics. From crazy ex's to real-life trolls to the never-ending urge to get the fu*k out of town for an extended vacation, Iceman and Icebreaker bring you all that sweet, sweet advice you're jonesin' for. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Do...
STAR WARS, NOTHING BUT STAR WARS
October 14, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourA long time ago (last week), in a galaxy far, far away (Los Angeles), a gentleman named Steve Greene decided to deliver a treatise on the entire Star Wars lexicon. From THX 1138 to The Mandalorian, Professor Greene touches on all the myriad ups and downs of this 43-year-old franchise. Whether you're a fanboy who sleeps in Darth Vader pajamas or a neophyte who barely knows the difference between an Ewok and a Wookie, you'll love this pop-culture deep-dive from start to finish. May the Force be...
QUESTIONS FOR COUPLES?
October 07, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourWhen you think you've googled a list with fun questions for couples for your podcast, but that list ends up being just questions for friends? Well, you simply go with it. And that's what this episode is: questions for friends/couples. Frouples? Anyway. If you've ever wondered what Nikki and Steve's perfect day is, or what their respective superpower would be, you've come to the right place. (hint: the superpower involves hawks, water, and kites) Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydontte...
Relationship Questions Abound - ASK US ANYTHING
September 30, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourSometimes we get questions about crypto. Other times, questions about careers. Occasionally, we even get questions about finance or pets. This week, however, it's all relationship drama all the time. Do we hit the break-up button? Do we have an entirely new button you've never heard before? Well. You'll have to listen to find out. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http...
ACCEPTING THE HERO'S JOURNEY
September 23, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourWe've all heard the whispers on the wind. That little voice in the back of your head. The subconscious shove to push you towards a new, risky endeavor. While most of us press the mute button and resume our boring, trite lives of repetition and boredom, there are a few among us who embrace the message from that tiny voice and run full-speed in this new direction, no matter how insane it may seem. Embracing that new direction and all that comes with it, is the true acceptance of the hero's jour...
Crypto Questions All Damn Day (Part 2) - ASK US ANYTHING
September 16, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourIt's time to get out your Trapper Keeper, turn on the overhead projector, and prepare yourself for a fascinating tour down Crypto Lane. That's right: it's Part 2 of the Crypto 101 saga, appropriate labeled in your syllabus as "Crypto 102". But instead of some boring-ass sh*t you'll never use like Biology or Algebra, today's lesson from Professor Crypto-King is fascinating, engaging, and shockingly useful. Download Best Fiends for free on the Apple App Store or Google Play! Follow the podcast...
Slim Jims, Stone-Cold Losers, & Saying the "L" Word - ASK US ANYTHING
September 09, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourQuestions from all around the globe have arrived in the STDTY Mailbag over the past month, including a few juicy updates from past letters we've read. Hence, we figured we'd tear open that 'ol burlap sack, read the innermost secrets from our listeners, and give our objectively questionable advice in the hopes that we might improve the human condition just a tad. Did we succeed in this endeavor? Listen to find out... Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @Ni...
UFOs ARE FRIGGIN' REAL
September 02, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourWe've all heard the stories about bright lights that move too quickly, flying saucers that hover motionless, and stars that most assuredly do not behave like stars. This week, Professor Greene takes us on a journey to discover the little-known facts and reality behind the myths of Unidentified Flying Objects. These UFOs may not contain little green men, but they most certainly exist, and we have absolutely no idea what they are. For more info about UFO incidents recently declassified by the g...
CELEBRITIES, CLONES, & COVER-UPS
August 26, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourIt's a tale as old as time: a celebrity reaches the pinnacle of their profession before suffering an untimely death, only to be seamlessly replaced by a body double. It happens all the time, people. Celebrity clones are as real as the earth is flat. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherev...
DIEHARDING THE HARDEST (A Verbal History of the Die Hard Franchise)
August 19, 2021 07:01 - 48 minutesRunning barefoot through broken glass. Jumping off a skyscraper with nothing but a fire hose wrapped around your waist. Alan Rickman's superb performance as a German financial terrorist. The oft-quoted Bruce Willis line: "Yippee Ki-Yay, Motherfu**er!" These are all part of action-movie cinematic history. Today, Steve Greene takes you from the effervescent highs of Die Hard to the abominable lows of A Good Day to Die Hard. So grab a frosty beverage and strap in for a bumpy, slightly inebriated...
POKER'S LIFE LESSONS
August 12, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourIn the great pantheon of Nikki's obsessions, the most recent and all-consuming is most assuredly poker. Whether it's bad beats, flops, or reckless tilts, Professor Limo gives you all the information you need, to not only play a better game of poker, but live a better life. And yes, that's a disgustingly saccharine sentiment. But it's 100% true, damnit. So shut up, accept it, and start practicing your poker chip tricks. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @...
Crypto Questions All Damn Day (Part 1) - ASK US ANYTHING
August 05, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourIf you've ever heard the terms "dogecoin", "tether", and "blockchain" and thought to yourself, what in holy hell is that? Well, this episode is for you. Unlike so many other "All About Crypto" podcasts, this episode of STDTY is legitimately full of all the basic knowledge you need to know the difference between bitcoin, ethereum, and something called an "Elon Musk". Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy T...
Crypto Questions All Damn Day - ASK US ANYTHING
August 05, 2021 07:01If you've ever heard the terms "dogecoin", "tether", and "blockchain" and thought to yourself, what in holy hell is that? Well, this episode is for you. Unlike so many other "All About Crypto" podcasts, this episode of STDTY is legitimately full of all the basic knowledge you need to know the difference between bitcoin, ethereum, and something called an "Elon Musk". Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy T...
THE MEN OF STEEL
July 29, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourIn the never-ending battle for truth and justice, where do we turn? We look to the perfectly-coiffed, barrel-chested, god-like hero known as Steve Gre...uhh, I mean, Superman. In this week's episode, Iceman talks all things Superman, from Christopher Reeves to Brandon Routh to the ultra-hunky Henry Cavill. Is this episode more powerful than a locomotive? Listen to find out... Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreen...
THE MAN, THE DAN, THE LEGEND: STEVEN SEAGAL
July 22, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourOn this, easily one of the most epic episodes in Shit history, Professor Greene takes his place at the lectern for a lesson about one of the most famous action stars of the 90s, Mr. Steven Seagal. From his humble beginnings to his rise to action movie stardom to his well-deserved status as an Aikido 7th Dan, you will be more acquainted with Steven Seagal after this episode than you are with your own damn father. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLi...
Friendzone Follies, Lamentable Lying, & Settling Sadly - ASK US ANYTHING
July 15, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourIf you've ever been stuck in the Friendzone, this episode is for you. If you've ever wondered if "just good enough" is enough, this episode is for you. If you've ever wondered how much you should divulge on a first date, oh my god this episode is for you. So strap in and put on your thinkin' cap because Nikki and Steve are about to drop some knowledge on you. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch...
COMMUNICATION IS KEY
July 08, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourWe've said it once, we've said it a million times: in a relationship, communication is key. Yes, we know it's cliche. Yes, we know you're sick of us harping on it. But today, we found a really cool website with a fun couples quiz and we're going to take it live on the air to see if we practice what we preach. Do we know each other as well as we think we do? Are we meant to be together? Listen to find out! To check out the quiz/card game: https://www.werenotreallystrangers.com Follow the pod...
THE BENEFITS OF BEGINNERSHIP
July 01, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourFirst off, yes. We know that "beginnership" is not a word. Now that we've covered that, we can talk about the benefits of embracing "beginner status" in our everyday life and how much joy that can bring. So stop thinking that you're an expert at everything and try something you've never done before. Whether it's baking a cake, knitting a scarf, or writing the next great American novel, solving a problem can be a massively satisfying enterprise and might just lead to that little thing called h...
Foreplay, Forest Butt Photos, & Fantastic Swimming Pool Analogies - ASK US ANYTHING
June 24, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourShockingly useful information flows like friggin' wine from yet another amazing STDTY Mailbag episode. From fake boobs on a mountain top to deep-cut Iron Man references to a surprising scarcity of Crypto-related questions, this week's episode will both educate and entertain you for a solid hour. And really...what more can one ask for? Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: ...
NIKKI RULES
June 17, 2021 07:01 - 1 hourIf there's one thing we can all agree upon in these turbulent times, It's that Nikki Limo is the preeminent Queen God of All Humanity. In today's celebration of all that is Ice Breaker, Steve lists every piece of information that supports this fact. If anything, this is an under-counting of all the ways that Nikki is the logical high-point of human evolution. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch...
THE SHEER INSANITY OF QUORA STORIES
June 10, 2021 07:01 - 59 minutesFrom an innocent Google search about chronic cat-urination, Nikki was sent down a rabbit-hole of clickable craziness on the benign-looking website Quora. Seriously. There is some fu*ked up sh*t on there. You have no idea. So settle in and get ready for some tales of terror, titillation, and unparalleled stupidity. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPo...
HOW TO ACE A MARRIAGE QUIZ
June 03, 2021 07:01 - 58 minutesAce and Ice Breaker take a marriage quiz to celebrate their 4th wedding anniversary. As you settle in to listen to the sweet and sickly display between these two disgusting lovebirds, please have a plastic bucket nearby at all times in case you have the urge to vomit. Seriously. It's that gross. It's also aspirational. But mostly gross. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube...
Monsters-in-Law, Crypto-Snobs, & Angelic Asses - ASK US ANYTHING
May 27, 2021 07:01 - 58 minutesFrom diagnosing a lame, insecure dude always talking about Crypto, to dealing with a severe lack of love for one's in-laws, to touching an ass for the first time and falling deeply in love, today's AUA will start with you as an utter failure of a human being, and end with you being the epitome of all that is excellence. At absolutely no cost to you. Enjoy. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch th...
ANY IDIOT CAN BE A SCREENWRITER
May 20, 2021 07:00 - 1 hourEver thought your life could be made into a movie? Yes? So has every other narcissist out there. Look...if the screenwriter of Kull the Conqueror got his screenplay produced, literally anyone can. Today, Nikki and Steve are showing you how to put that idea to paper in this STDTY crash-course on screenwriting. They just saved you a ton of money on film school. You’re welcome! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreene...
Massive Male Egos, Convenient Coping Mechanisms, & Negative Nellies – ASK US ANYTHING
May 13, 2021 07:00 - 1 hourIf you were in a toxic relationship, how would you know? What if you were the toxic one? In this epic AUA, Nikki and Steve crack open the STDTY mailbag to wax poetic about such hard-hitting topics as having a lower body count than your partner, dealing with a long-distance-polyamorous-relationship, and even creating a podcast (we don't need any more competition, so don't do it!). Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveG...