Report This Post
425 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 153 ratingsReport This Post is a podcast about the worst posts made by the worst people on the internet. Each week, Christian and Geiger pick a topic then scour Facebook, Reddit, Twitter, forums, blogs, and comment sections to shine light on the posts that make us laugh or call the police. Premium episodes available on Patreon! patreon.com/reportthispost
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Episodes
Reboot This Post - TEASER - Bodybuilding
February 10, 2021 05:01 - 4 minutes - 4.38 MBWe got a lunk alarm folks! That's right, we rebooted episode #12 of Report This Post and dug up some more absolutely dogshit posts from bodybuilders, arguably the worst people online. Some of these posts are truly revolting folks, so you'll wanna grab a listen! You'll need to subscribe to the Patreon to get the whole goddamn episode you miniscule little pigs. Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
125f - Model Trains
February 07, 2021 05:00 - 34 minutes - 32 MBAlllllll aboard! Come and ride the train with us and hear all about the hobby favored by decaying 75 year old autistic grandfathers everywhere. Hey thanks to CHRIS for picking this topic! You little pervert you. Chris chose it at ReportThisPost.Storenvy.com. Full episode at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
Reboot This Post - TEASER - Suburbia
February 03, 2021 05:00 - 5 minutes - 4.85 MBFor the month of February, we’re looking back into the archives of the podcast and selecting a topic to reboot with all new posts for a modern audience. And it's only available to our wonderful patrons at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost. The first episode is a reboot of one of the earliest goddamn episodes, Episode #5 from October 2018: Suburbia! We dig into stuff from NextDoor plus some good old fashioned racist shit from Facebook.
124f - Gardening
January 31, 2021 05:00 - 34 minutes - 31.7 MBThis one's about gardening. Full episode PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST. Thanks to JENNY for upgrading her Patreon membership and selecting this topic!
TEASER - Poor Little Guatemalan
January 27, 2021 05:01 - 4 minutes - 4.27 MBOne of the least racist episodes yet. Full ep at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
123f - My Little Pony
January 24, 2021 05:00 - 38 minutes - 35.1 MBStomp your hooves folks, it's time for the MLP episode, a topic chosen by listener NATHAN, and one that is long overdue for our ridicule. You'll be surprised to hear there are a lot of perverts in the Brony community. We cannot confirm at this time if NATHAN is one of them. NATHAN chose this topic by going to Patreon.com/ReportThisPost! New shirts available at ReportThisPost.Storenvy.com!
TEASER - Report This Short - Birthdays
January 20, 2021 11:11 - 4 minutes - 4.38 MBIt's Geiger's birthday today, and that means only one thing....BRING IT IN, GUYS!!! *every poster from StormFront, 4chan, MGTOW, Twitter, Reddit, and ADISC come in for a HUGE party* FULL EPISODE: patreon.com/ReportThisPost
122f - Cryptozoology
January 17, 2021 05:00 - 42 minutes - 38.5 MBBigfeet, mothmen, and Jersey devils, oh my! Everyone's favorite pseudoscience (and I don't mean the study of the female orgasm!!) is finally getting its own episode. We hear from some absolute freaks who love these fake critters. Huge thanks to ALEXANDER for picking this week's topic. Full episode over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
TEASER - Sweet Cusp
January 13, 2021 05:00 - 4 minutes - 3.91 MBGeiger finds a legitimately insane person online and also some more posts regarding "Parenting," the topic of last week's show, because there's a bunch of insane parents out there (not us!). Full episode at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
121f - Parenting
January 10, 2021 05:00 - 36 minutes - 33.4 MBGather your little tikes around the radio and listen to this wonderful family-friendly episode as chosen by listener Matt! You can also choose a topic by going to Patreon.com/ReportThisPost or going to reportthispost.storenvy.com. There's actually a lot of very bad words and awful things in this one
TEASER - White Olive Oil
January 06, 2021 05:00 - 3 minutes - 3.07 MBHappy New Year folks! It's 2021! We talk a bit about the Holidays before diving into some real dogshit posts and you can hear a whole shit load more over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
120f - Saturday Night Live
January 03, 2021 05:00 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBYour two favorite wild and crazy guys are here to read some shitty posts about everyone's favorite show that hasn't been good for longer than most of our listeners have been alive! You guys remember Chris Kattan? Jesus Christ. This was an extremely good fucking episode so you'd be a real "conehead"(?) if you didn't subscribe to the Patreon to enjoy the entire episode plus entire episodes of every other goddamn show. You ignorant slut! Man, remember when you could treat women like that on TV? ...
TEASER - The Worst Posts of 2020
December 30, 2020 05:01 - 5 minutes - 4.72 MBHere it is folks, the absolute most dogshit fucking posts of the year, many of which were chosen by our handsome wonderful patrons. You can become one of those perfect people yourself over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost. Doing so will allow you hear the whole episode plus participate in future interactive episode things if you give even the slightest shit about that
UNLOCKED - 119 - Feet
December 27, 2020 05:00 - 2 hours - 112 MBUnlocked full episode as a holiday treat. Unfortunately the topic is FEET, those awful, disgusting, and very sexy things attached to your legs. This one's a freebie but if you enjoy the taste, head over to Patreon.com/ReportThisPost for more episodes
TEASER - Evil Horny Idea
December 23, 2020 05:00 - 3 minutes - 2.78 MBWe hear from an old friend of show plus exchange Christmas gifts and read some shitty posts in this one. It's got it all, folks. Heil Hitler and Happy Holidays! FULL EPISODE: patreon.com/ReportThisPost
118f - Michael Jackson
December 20, 2020 05:00 - 34 minutes - 32 MBNothing "Bad" about this episode, folks. It's a real "Thriller" in fact. You could even say, it's a real "Scream (featuring Janet Jackson)" of a good time. Full episode over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
TEASER - Hello Kitty Knives
December 16, 2020 05:01 - 5 minutes - 4.97 MBAnother proposed title for this one was "Wives and Slaves." Tune in to find out why! Listen to the whole damn ep over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
117f - Buddhism
December 13, 2020 05:00 - 37 minutes - 34.6 MBBuddha once said, "Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without." Clearly that dipshit never heard of podcasts! Hey speaking of podcasts, why not listen to this week's episode of Report This Post? It's right here, piggies! FULL EPISODE: PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST
Report This Short - TEASER - Hanukkah
December 09, 2020 05:01 - 2 minutes - 2.69 MBIt's a mitzvah! Uh...time to spin some dreidels. Or is it just the one? Hey there's no "spin" here folks: this is a great episode of Report This Short. Full damn ass episode over at PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST
116f - Pokémon
December 06, 2020 05:00 - 34 minutes - 31.7 MBGotta post 'em all! Lots of posts about Pikachus and Metapods and shit. I bet there's a podcast about Pokémon called Metapodcast. Won't be looking this up. FULL EPISODE PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST
TEASER - Drenched
December 02, 2020 05:00 - 3 minutes - 3.32 MBWe read some posts in this one and basically don't talk about chicken sandwiches at all. Sorry! Full episode: PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST
115f - Charlotte Clymer
November 29, 2020 05:00 - 29 minutes - 27.2 MBThank you to listener Jack for subjecting all of us to an entire episode about everyone's favorite permanently online dipshit lib, Charlotte Clymer. Full episode: patreon.com/reportthispost and you can buy your own episode topic over at reportthispost.storenvy.com
TEASER - Report This Short - Thanksgiving
November 25, 2020 05:00 - 4 minutes - 3.75 MBYou may be socially distancing yourself from your fat racist cousins this year, but you can't socially distance yourself from your favorite fat racist podcast hosts! It's a special episode with nothin' but posts all about Thanksgiving, folks. FULL EPISODE: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
114f - Aliens
November 22, 2020 05:00 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MBHello earthlings, take me to your...poster? Hmm! Thanks to listener DAVID for selecting the topic for this week's episode. And thanks to RTP's Junior Producer Christian for this week's wonderful artwork of the two of us getting our absolute walls blown out by some little green guys. FULL EPISODE AND SELECT A TOPIC YOURSELF: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
TEASER - Freelance Podcaster
November 18, 2020 05:01 - 4 minutes - 4.01 MBIt's the 69th bonus episode. How droll. Full episode available at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
113f - Animal Crossing
November 15, 2020 05:00 - 33 minutes - 30.3 MBWell. Thanks to Amelia and Alex for choosing this episode topic. Animal Crossing is apparently a video game or something. Great. You can also choose an episode topic over at reportthispost.storenvy.com AND you can hear the full episode over at patreon.com/reportthispost
TEASER - Hot Sauce
November 11, 2020 05:01 - 4 minutes - 4.26 MBWe followed up on that gosh darn election thing that happened plus some truly repugnant posts, PLUS Geiger breaks down the entire political enterprise. You don't wanna miss it, folks. FULL EPISODE: patreon.com/ReportThisPost
112f - The 2020 Election (with Matt Christman)
November 08, 2020 05:00 - 42 minutes - 39 MBIn a sign of bipartisanship and civility between podcasts, we brought in Matt Christman of Chapo Trap House to talk about the election and to read a whole bunch of absolute dogshit posts. FULL EPISODE: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost. $5 a month gets you full eps plus weekly bonus eps, too.
TEASER - About Good
November 04, 2020 06:04 - 4 minutes - 4.46 MBWe're back to the beloved regularly scheduled Patreon eps. We listen to some wonderful voicemails and--spoiler alert--reveal who won the 2020 presidential election! FULL EPISODE: patreon.com/reportthispost
111f - Guitars
November 01, 2020 04:00 - 32 minutes - 30 MBJust got your first real six-string at the five and dime? Have we got the episode for you! Learn how to crank your axe in this episode all about the pussy-gettingest instrument around, the guitar. FULL EPISODE: PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST
TEASER - Report This Ghost - The Happening
October 28, 2020 04:00 - 4 minutes - 3.67 MBThere appears to be an event happening...the latest and lastest episode of Report This Ghost, that is. And it's all about M. Night Shyamalan's putrid piece of shit "The Happening." FULL EPISODE OVER AT Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
110f - MMA
October 25, 2020 04:00 - 35 minutes - 32.3 MBDon't know enough about MMA to make a fun description. Enjoy the show! You'll enjoy an extra HOUR of posts if you head over to Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
TEASER - Report This Ghost - The Gate
October 21, 2020 04:00 - 5 minutes - 4.96 MBThis week's RTG is a seminal classic: The Gate, a movie from 1987, the last year of good culture and fashion, as evidenced by the characters in this wonderful film. Report This Ghost theme by mark_immune (https://soundcloud.com/moore_noyce). Full episode: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
109f - Hip Hop
October 18, 2020 04:00 - 29 minutes - 27 MBWell my name is MC Geiger and I'm here to say, we found some bad posts in the ep today :) I love rap! If you love hip hop as much as I do, you'll want to hear more posts over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
TEASER - Report This Ghost - The Thing
October 14, 2020 02:37 - 4 minutes - 3.94 MBBack at it again talking about horror movies for October, and this one is a Karpenter Kult Klassic: The Thing! Report This Ghost theme by mark_immune (https://soundcloud.com/moore_noyce). Get the entire ass episode over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
108f - Australia
October 11, 2020 04:00 - 41 minutes - 38.2 MBOI MATE!!!!!! Old pal of the show Christian (@nopoweradeinusa on Twitter) from Down Unda joins us to talk about the Big Island: Australia. Thanks to Claire for picking this episode topic for the birthday boy Matty! Full episode at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
TEASER - Report This Ghost - The Shining
October 07, 2020 04:00 - 4 minutes - 3.84 MBFor the month of October we will be talking about a different horror movie every week! First up: The Shining! Report This Ghost theme by mark_immune (https://soundcloud.com/moore_noyce). Full episode available over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
107f - Zombies
October 04, 2020 05:54 - 29 minutes - 26.9 MBFolks you don't need brrrrrrraaaaaaains to know there's a buncha bad posts about zombies online! Full episode over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
TEASER - Master of the House
September 30, 2020 04:01 - 3 minutes - 3.16 MBWhat is the proper etiquette at one of Christian's infamous poker nights? Find out in this adorkable lil teaser of the full episode available over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
106f - Silicon Valley
September 27, 2020 04:00 - 27 minutes - 25.5 MBOur wonderful listener Vanessa selected this topic and she also supplied most of the posts. She has the Silicon Valley mindset. Do you? A lot more posts over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
TEASER - Ruth Bader Ginsburg
September 23, 2020 04:00 - 4 minutes - 3.74 MBThe Notorious RBG is RIP! We celebrate the death of American democracy with this lighthearted episode featuring some real dumb-as-dirt dipshits dissing a dead dame. FULL EPISODE: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
105f - Stand-Up Comedy
September 19, 2020 23:00 - 36 minutes - 33.3 MBFlying's weird, huh folks? You seen this folks? You ever see this? Ya see this? You know what I mean folks? You ever see this? This? Have you seen this? What do ya think folks? You think folks? Folks you see? See folks? Folks? Get the full episode over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
TEASER - Rich Psychos Having Some Fun
September 16, 2020 04:00 - 4 minutes - 3.88 MBWe read some humiliating awful posts plus the boys got high together! What happened when they did? Head over to Patreon.com/ReportThisPost to find out!
104f - Super Mario
September 13, 2020 04:00 - 33 minutes - 31.1 MBMAMA MIA! It's the latest episode of Report This Post! You can grab a power-up by heading over to Patreon.com/ReportThisPost and getting the full episode. So long!
The 2nd Anniversary Episode TEASER
September 09, 2020 04:00 - 45 minutes - 41.2 MBWe've done this goddamn thing for 2 years now and here's a super special episode to celebrate. You can of course hear the entire 2 hours over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
103f - 9/11
September 06, 2020 04:00 - 33 minutes - 30.4 MBNever forget...that people make bad posts online! Especially about events supposedly involving real planes and not CGI holograms! Wake up! Full episode at patreon.com/ReportThisPost
TEASER - Fun Girl
September 02, 2020 04:00 - 2 minutes - 2.25 MBGeiger did something he hasn't done in many months and Christian's dating life and....much more! Patreon.com/ReportThisPost
TEASER - Om Nom Epic Bacon
August 26, 2020 04:00 - 4 minutes - 3.86 MBChristian tries internet dating! Ruh roh! More over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost ····························································································· Hey if you guys want to have your call featured on the THIS AIN'T IT CHIEF segment in the main show, call up 904-468-POST and read a real shit post you found and if you aren't too mumbly or drunk, we just might play it! ····························································································· Repo...
101f - Dungeons & Dragons
August 23, 2020 04:00 - 28 minutes - 26.2 MBYou roll a 20 and guess what, there's a bunch of shitty posts. Full episode at patreon.com/reportthispost