Report This Post
425 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 153 ratingsReport This Post is a podcast about the worst posts made by the worst people on the internet. Each week, Christian and Geiger pick a topic then scour Facebook, Reddit, Twitter, forums, blogs, and comment sections to shine light on the posts that make us laugh or call the police. Premium episodes available on Patreon! patreon.com/reportthispost
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Episodes
25 - Old People
February 24, 2019 16:39 - 1 hour - 78.2 MBIn this week's very special episode, we talk about our favorite group of people that ruined the entire planet, that's right it's Old People! We find delight in how ineffective they are at using the computer by reading their most endearing and often very racist posts. Check out Patreon.com/ReportThisPost, we have a ton of bonus content for a very low low price. You'll also see some super sweet posts on there that we won't share anywhere else. Wow! ·············································...
24 - Dumpster Diving
February 17, 2019 13:00 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBWe're back to talk about dumpsters (that place where all your posts currently reside) and the proclivity of certain individuals to "dive" into them to retrieve items. This episode brought to mind many questions: should you eat cold chicken breasts found in a dumpster? Will using dishwasher soap destroy your water pipes? Is Louisville the tuba-playing capital of the world? Also in this episode: Christian considers ritualistic seppuku after Geiger's "This Ain't It, Chief." Ya don't wanna miss i...
23 - The Love Trilogy
February 10, 2019 13:27 - 1 hour - 87.1 MBValentine's Day is approaching fast so we're reading some of the funniest and most depressing posts online about the three stages of every relationship: Dating, Marriage, and Divorce. Does having a truck in your Facebook profile picture mean you date your cousin? What's the best kind of sandwich to replace a wedding cake? Will Donald Trump answer your tweets about your crumbling marriage? Find out today! ························································································...
22 - Childfree
February 03, 2019 21:34 - 1 hour - 72.7 MBThis week we talk about another group of people completely poisoned by the internet, it's the Childfree community! We read a bunch of posts from 19 year old edgelords trying to outsnark each other. Should pictures of pregnant women be tagged NSFW? And we find out if hindsight is actually 20/20. -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Report This Post is a podcast about the worst posts made by the worst people on the internet. Each week, Christian and Geiger pick a topic then scour Facebook, Reddit, Twit...
21 - Enemas, Essential Oils, and Crystals, Oh My!
January 27, 2019 12:55 - 1 hour - 74.7 MBThis week we look at homeopathic and holistic remedies! Your old high school friend is trying to sell you this stuff on Facebook, but should you buy it? What's the best roast for a coffee enema? What kind of ailments can be healed by shoving rocks inside your vagina? Listen to this episode for some guidance. ····························································································· Report This Post is a podcast about the worst posts made by the worst people on the interne...
20 - The #Resistance
January 20, 2019 20:27 - 1 hour - 70.3 MBMany wars are fought with swords or rifles. But the war against President Donald J. Trump is fought with the most dangerous weapon of all: posts. Welcome...to the Resistance. We celebrate the 2nd anniversary of Trump's inauguration by breaking down some of the most pathetic posts from the worst online people in this very special episode. ····························································································· Report This Post is a podcast about the worst posts made by t...
19 - QAnon
January 15, 2019 01:40 - 1 hour - 93.9 MBThe Storm is coming, ladies and gentlemen! This week we focus our sights on QAnon, a right wing conspiracy theory for extremely online grandparents. We discuss why Q being wrong actually means he's right, how Eggs Benedict = 47, and did you know that "joy" rhymes with "sky"? Announcement coming very soon re: premium content! Head over to twitter.com/reportthispost and give us a follow! We share lots of bad posts over there that didn't make the cut. ···········································...
18 - Rick and Morty
January 06, 2019 15:58 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBI'M A PODCAST, MORTY! LOL, if you get this reference, you're a genius. This week we read a bunch of posts from fans of Rick and Morty, a cartoon TV show for dumb babies who think they're smart. We talk about the differences between Jerrys and Ricks, what happens when you decide to open a bar if your entire business model is copyright infringement, and just how much is one person willing to spend on a packet of fast food chicken tendy sauce? Plus Christian loses his shit at one of this week's ...
17 - The Worst Posts of 2018
December 31, 2018 04:43 - 1 hour - 83.5 MB2018 is in the books ladies and gentlemen, so let's celebrate the end of another awful year by highlighting some of the worst content the internet proffered us these past twelve months. You, our loyal listeners, supplied most of these terrible posts, and we can't thank you enough for them. Here's to 2019 being even worse! ····························································································· Report This Post is a podcast about the worst posts made by the worst people ...
16 - Christmas
December 24, 2018 12:37 - 1 hour - 75.8 MBMerry Christmas! Does that offend you, snowflake? This week we talk about everyone's favorite holiday-currently-being-waged-war-upon, that's right it's Christmas! We find some posts about bad gifts people have received, what happens when mom and dad drink too much on Christmas, and apparently the damn libs want Santa to be genderless now! The boys exchange gifts live on air ("This is not a bit" - Geiger) and you won't believe what happens next. Merry Christmas everyone! Next week is the Worst...
15 - Flat Earthers
December 18, 2018 04:19 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBA bunch of extremely normal people online think the earth is flat and the boys are here to talk about them. Yes this week's episode is about Flat Earthers, but Christian and Geiger also fall down a rabbit hole and read some Hollow Earth theories, too, plus discussions about conspiracy theories in general. Is there a race of 14-foot tall peaceful giants that live underneath the surface of the planet? You'll find out definitively in this week's episode! ········································...
14 - Barstool Sports
December 11, 2018 02:06 - 1 hour - 59.8 MBThis week the boys are joined by their first ever guest: Connor Golden, the next rising star in Chicago-land improv comedy stylings. Connor logs on to chat about Barstool Sports, a terrible website with terrible people associated with it. The gang dissects the many -gates that have popped up over the years at Barstool and ponders if it's okay for a sports blogging website to post pictures of Tom Brady's naked toddler? Also, Geiger got interviewed for a GIF he made 9 years ago. Follow Connor ...
13 - DIY & Life Hacks
December 04, 2018 02:06 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBThe boys roll up their sleeves and get to work this week as they dig deep into the world of Do-It-Yourselfers and Life Hackers. The joys and perils of homeownership are discussed, plus someone from reddit lets us know where to go when you want to cry alone. Also in this ep: DIY dentures! Like and subscribe on various channels, folks! ····························································································· Report This Post is a podcast about the worst posts made by the w...
12 - Bodybuilding
November 27, 2018 03:11 - 1 hour - 67.9 MBPodcasting's most degenerate lunks are here to talk about the online world of bodybuilding! Geiger and Christian discuss some of the more prominent characters in this stinky, sweaty world. Also, Geiger explains why his body is falling apart (it may have something to do with his distrust of the gym, working out, exercise, eating healthy..). Plus, Christian's dieting tips! Did you know there are good calories and bad calories? Christian thinks this is true for some reason! Please rate and subsc...
11 - theCHIVE
November 20, 2018 03:27 - 1 hour - 48.3 MBThe boys keep calm in this week's episode and talk about probably the best site in the world, theCHIVE.com. theCHIVE is a website you probably heard about from your shitty uncle or from the bumper sticker on the car of the guy who T-boned you while drunk 7 years ago. Hope you like bewbs, bacon, beer, and BILL. F%NG. MURRAY. ····························································································· Report This Post is a podcast about the worst posts made by the worst peopl...
10 - Pit Bulls
November 13, 2018 05:45 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBThis week we look at both sides of the internet debate on noted demon dog from hell, the lovable and charming pit bull. Do the negatives of owning a toddler-eviscerating monster outweigh the many positives? We also get a little political in this ep, so watch out folks! ····························································································· Report This Post is a podcast about the worst posts made by the worst people on the internet. Each week, Christian and Geiger pick ...
09 - EDC (Every Day Carry)
November 06, 2018 20:03 - 1 hour - 49 MBEvery Day Carry (EDC) is an online community for libertarians who love sharing the contents of their fanny packs with other internet racists. Christian and Geiger go in-depth on these freaks! ····························································································· Report This Post is a podcast about the worst posts made by the worst people on the internet. Each week, Christian and Geiger pick a topic then scour Facebook, Reddit, Twitter, forums, blogs, and comment secti...
08 - Something Awful
October 28, 2018 11:50 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBThe internet comedy website SomethingAwful.com is officially 20 years old on the day of this podcast's release, October 28th, 2018. RTP celebrates the occasion by having Geiger read off some of the finest posts from the website's infamous forum. Christian listens politely and unsoberly since he clearly doesn't give a shit about the website. Also featured in this episode is a very ghoulish parody song based off of one of the worst posts in internet history. ···································...
07 - Homewreckers
October 22, 2018 10:07 - 1 hour - 41.8 MBTriflin' hoes get their comeuppance this week when Christian and Geiger review posts from various "exposing homewreckers" websites. Listen as the boys attempt to decipher comments written by the world's dumbest and most pissed off women. It is what it is! Go to iTunes and rate! ····························································································· Report This Post is a podcast about the worst posts made by the worst people on the internet. Each week, Christian and Gei...
06 - Speedrunning
October 16, 2018 01:32 - 1 hour - 42.6 MBThis week we recorded an episode about playing video games while also playing video games, that's right it's Speedrunning. We break down a few of the good posts from speedrunning enthusiasts who are worried about a certain element interfering with their desires to just have some good light-hearted bigoted fun online. We hear about Geiger's storied internet life, and Christian shows us just how traumatic his childhood was based on the assortment of absolute shit video games he had to play. ··...
05 - Suburbia
October 07, 2018 14:16 - 1 hour - 49.5 MBThe boys aim their crosshairs at suburbanites this week, Chris Kyle style. Blaow! Christian and Geiger argue over the technical definition of "suburbs" and something resembling hilarity ensues. This ep features the best and probably last Christian's Comic Conundrum. Also, what would you do if you saw a guy wearing a popular leftist podcast's shirt in public? Go ahead and rate and review the podcast on iTunes. Every 5-star review will receive $10,000 in cash from Christian (don't tell his wife...
04 - Kinkshaming
September 30, 2018 23:22 - 1 hour - 51.7 MBChristian and Geiger get involved in some weird uber-online fetishes and bravely explore the world of vore, mpreg, and giantesses and are barely even turned on by it. "Like" and "subscribe" to our Twitter account, twitter.com/ReportThisPost, to see some of the really good images we found in our heroic search for podcast content. ····························································································· Report This Post is a podcast about the worst posts made by the worst ...
03 - Money
September 24, 2018 02:40 - 1 hour - 71.2 MBIn this episode we explore posts from the financial independence and early retirement communities, as well as some good general budgeting concern posts. We also introduce TWO new segments, both of which will surely sweep the nation and make us rich. So rich we can retire early. Hey maybe we can listen to our own episode about how to manage our massive fortune. ····························································································· Report This Post is a podcast about th...
02 - Conservative Boycotts
September 17, 2018 12:13 - 44 minutes - 46.9 MBIn this ep, take a gander at all those conservative boycotts going on and provide some cutting edge commentary. Good ep! The audio quality sucks because of Christian. It won't happen again. Follow us on Twitter @ReportThisPost || Here's that dumpster conservative guy we talk about: https://imgur.com/a/fw4yUWJ ····························································································· Report This Post is a podcast about the worst posts made by the worst people on the intern...
01 - Buy Sell Trade
September 09, 2018 13:47 - 55 minutes - 49.1 MBIn this inaugural episode of Report This Post, Christian and Geiger dive into the world of BST (Buy Sell Trade)to discover the good ass drama in Facebook groups mostly lead by suburban racist white moms. Follow the podcast on Twitter! @ReportThisPost ····························································································· Report This Post is a podcast about the worst posts made by the worst people on the internet. Each week, Christian and Geiger pick a topic then scour ...