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151f - Academia

August 08, 2021 04:00 - 36 minutes - 33.1 MB

Thanks to listener DOCTOR Big Jim Fridge for choosing this topic about the soyboy nerds and eggheads that love homework so much, they spend the entirety of their prime years reading and writing about books and shit. Couldn't be me! Because I'm extremely dumb! Full ep over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

TEASER - Oy Vey!

August 04, 2021 04:00 - 6 minutes - 5.74 MB

Christian breaks down the Chris Chan saga plus Geiger breaks out a real good accent for a post. Gotta tune in to find out more! Whole episode over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

150f - The Beatles

August 01, 2021 04:00 - 36 minutes - 33.3 MB

These boys really went and sang "I am the walrus" and ppl were like damn wow that's so true. British freaks! There's a reason we won the Revolutionary War. Scoreboard! Anyway, this was a fun one. Full episode Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

TEASER - Appalling Insensitivity

July 28, 2021 04:00 - 4 minutes - 3.7 MB

Geiger reviews the new Space Jam movie plus some good old perverted fucking posts about freaking crap. Whole damn ass ep over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

149f - Peppa Pig

July 25, 2021 04:00 - 33 minutes - 31 MB

Well, thanks to listener AJ for having us do an episode about a British children's TV show. Found quite a few perverts that love this little pig, and perhaps AJ is one of them! You can also pick an episode topic by joining Patreon or by buying it directly over at ReportThisPost.com

TEASER - 5'2 White Men

July 21, 2021 04:00 - 5 minutes - 5.47 MB

FULL EPISODE OVER ATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST WOWWWW Back again with another bonus episode featuring some great posts involving trans book banning, the intricacies of breeding among consenting adults, plus another great ban over at RPG.net. Oh yeah and a couple of voicemails from you, our listeners. 904-468-POST if ya wanna call and say somethin to us. We'll get around to it eventually! FULL EPISODE OVER ATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

148f - The Bruenigs

July 18, 2021 04:00 - 35 minutes - 32.9 MB

It's an entire episode about famous internet lefty scamps Elizabeth and Matt Bruenig. I'm on record in believing this was a completely unnecessary episode. But it actually turned out good! Thank god for internet freaks that want to fuck Liz. And thanks to CLIFF for selecting this awful topic! He paid us money to do so! You can as well over at ReportThisPost.com. AND you can listen to the entire episode only at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

TEASER - LIVE Patron Show - 7/10/21

July 14, 2021 04:00 - 7 minutes - 6.75 MB

This month's live episode was a real doozy, featuring some truly horrific posts and images. Both the audio and the video are available over on Patreon.com/ReportThisPost. Sign up today and you can also join us for a live show and read posts live on the air! Unreal!

147f - Bitcoin

July 11, 2021 04:00 - 33 minutes - 30.4 MB

Folks you don't need a dedicated mining to rig to dig up the many dogshit posts about cryptocurrency! Thanks to MATTHEW for selecting this stupid topic. You can do so as well by joining Patreon.com/ReportThisPost or just going to ReportThisPost.com and buying a topic there. Neat :-)Full episode of this and all the other eps available only at Patreon!

UNLOCKED - Bonus - Dozens of Little Maggots

July 07, 2021 04:00 - 41 minutes - 38.3 MB

OH SHIT!!! We have an unlocked bonus ep this week for our wonderful non-paying little piggies to enjoy. This is a great example of the usual shenanigans we get into every week on the bonus ep: horrific posts from horrific hosts. In this episode we read posts about unfortunate dildos, the trivialization of colonialism, ableism, autistic findoms, and more! Enjoy. Please find pleasure from the main show at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

146f - Real Housewives

July 04, 2021 04:00 - 32 minutes - 29.3 MB

Grab a Xanax and a pitcher of wine and enjoy some posts inspired by the worst franchise in television history! Thanks to JAMIE for selecting this topic! Head over to PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST for more

TEASER - A Weird White

June 30, 2021 04:01 - 3 minutes - 3.57 MB

We're back to your regularly scheduled bonus eps where we read some dogshit posts about all sortsa topics. Geiger discovered a new forum and a great source of awful content! Christian tried an illegal substance for the first time! FULL EPISODE OVER AT PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

145f - Hockey

June 27, 2021 04:00 - 37 minutes - 33.9 MB

Thanks to JOEY for picking this week's topic, which of course is Canada's favorite whites-only sport: HOCKEY! Go Bolts! Full ep: PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

Immortan June - TEASER - Fury Road

June 23, 2021 04:00 - 5 minutes - 5.15 MB

Ride with us eternal into July as our month-long national nightmare concludes at last with 2015's Mad Max: Fury Road! FULL EPISODE: PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

144f - Looney Tunes

June 20, 2021 04:00 - 32 minutes - 30.1 MB

What's "ep" doc? Hmm. Well thanks to JOE for picking this one. This episode is sponsored by the new SPACE JAM movie, coming to theaters in the next couple weeks or months or whatever. PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST FULL EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Immortan June - TEASER - Beyond Thunderdome

June 16, 2021 04:00 - 5 minutes - 4.88 MB

They really do go beyond that damn thunderdome, don't they? This movie's weird but kinda fun! Tina Turner plays a character named "Aunty" and Mel Gibson wears a hijab! Love it! FULL EPISODE: PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

143f - Fishing

June 13, 2021 07:40 - 40 minutes - 37.2 MB

You caught yourself a real nice big one here folks. Thanks to NATHAN for picking this topic! Full episode at PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

Immortan June - TEASER - The Road Warrior

June 09, 2021 04:00 - 5 minutes - 5.08 MB

This movie fucking rocks. Full episode at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

142f - Jam Bands (with @mattytalks)

June 06, 2021 04:00 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MB

The Jam Band Racist himself Matty joins us to talk about Grateful Dead and all the other Phanatics out there that love to listen to songs that have playtimes longer than "The Irishman." Huge shoutout to ADAM who purchased this topic for his phavorite gal SARAH. FULL EPISODE AT PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

TEASER - Immortan June - Mad Max

June 02, 2021 04:00 - 6 minutes - 6.34 MB

Do not, my friends, become addicted to podcasts. They will take hold of you and you will resent their absence. We kick this month's special event off with Mad Max from 1979. FULL EPISODE: PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

141f - Sports Mascots

May 30, 2021 04:00 - 35 minutes - 32.6 MB

Thanks to JACK for selecting this topic. We really focused on the Native American mascot debate, and found a lot of very nuanced and interesting takes on the subject. Lol. FULL EPISODE: PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

Report This Short - TEASER - Zack Snyder

May 26, 2021 04:01 - 5 minutes - 4.64 MB

Finally an episode about the visionary director behind such visionary films like "300" and "Sucker Punch" and "Scary Batman" and numerous other visionary films. The visionary director is in the news lately for his Snyder Cut and "Army of the Dead" film, a visionary film about zombies or some dogshit. FULL EPISODE: PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

140f - Lord of the Rings

May 23, 2021 04:00 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MB

One does not simply listen to a podcast. Lol. Anyway check out this great episode where we read a bunch of bad posts about everyone's favorite books and movies about hobbits and shit. Full episode over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

TEASER - LIVE Patron Show - 5/15/21

May 19, 2021 04:00 - 5 minutes - 5.36 MB

The latest live episode is up over on Patreon! We talked with a buncha great listeners who shared unpalatable posts for you to enjoy. Plus one of them dies live on air! Gotta subscribe over on Patreon.com/ReportThisPost to find out more!

UNLOCKED - 139 - Home Improvement

May 16, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 102 MB

This week's full episode is unlocked for our wonderful listeners because the ending of this episode is not to be missed. If you like this content, you can get full episodes every week over at patreon.com/ReportThisPost. Once we hit 500 patrons we'll be doing a special episode all about Stormfront. Great!

TEASER - RIP Murray

May 12, 2021 19:09 - 4 minutes - 4.32 MB

Pour one out for Murray. And...THIS SATURDAY, MAY 15th! The next RTP Live episode at 9pm. Just for our wonderful patrons. Join the Patreon now so you can join the live show to read bad posts! Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

138f - The United Kingdom

May 08, 2021 23:00 - 34 minutes - 31.9 MB

OI BRUV!!!!! WOT IS THIS THEN!!!!! It's the latest ep of the damn show, innit. FULL EPPIE OVER AT PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST ROIGHT

TEASER - Noid

May 05, 2021 04:00 - 6 minutes - 5.6 MB

Learn how to avoid the Noid and other unsavory characters in this week's bonus episode. Plus...several dogshit posts! FULL BONUS EP!!! at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost PLUS tons of goddamn bonus content every goddamn month

137f - Twilight

May 02, 2021 04:00 - 36 minutes - 33.5 MB

Are you Team Jacob? Team Edward? Or maybe just Team Bad Posts, which is what we are, as we have dedicated a not-insignificant portion of our lives to bringing bad posts to you, our wonderful fans. Speaking of wonderful fans, the show "Twilight" is known for famously not having them! You can hear from some of these deranged weirdos by listening to the episode this week! Hey let's give a big ole "thanks" to TJ for selecting this week's topic as a gift to his lover Nicole. FULL EP OVER AT PATREO...

136f - The McElroy Brothers

April 25, 2021 04:00 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MB

Load up this episode and kiss your dad square on the lips. Thanks to FINN for selecting this truly awful episode topic full of unbelievably terrible posts. And I would like to apologize for this episode description. FULL EPISODE: Patreon.com/ReportThisPost & CHOOSE A TOPIC over at ReportThisPost.com

TEASER - LIVE Patron Show - 4/19/21

April 21, 2021 05:00 - 5 minutes - 5.26 MB

The latest live episode was a real hoot, mainly because Geiger shared an unbelievably traumatic story from his childhood that you just GOTTA hear. Thanks to all the folks who joined us to read posts and hear us read posts! FULL EPISODE ONLY AT PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

135f - David Lynch

April 18, 2021 04:00 - 41 minutes - 38.2 MB

Grab yourself a cup of damn good coffee and listen to an episode about David Lynch, that bad director people pretend is good! Hey I'm just joshin ya folks, he's alright. Or is he? What a Lynchian twist! Thanks to listener "Banjo Kascinski" for choosing this one. You too can select an episode over at ReportThisPost.com and you can listen to the whole episode by heading over to Patreon.com/ReportThisPost!

TEASER - Scarecrow (with Charlie)

April 14, 2021 04:00 - 4 minutes - 4.21 MB

We sat at a brewery and watched Wrestlemania 37 and recorded us watching that plus reading posts with old friend of the show, Charlie! You may remember him from the Wrestling episode from like, a year ago? And I think another one? Full episode over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

134f - Psychedelics

April 11, 2021 04:00 - 47 minutes - 43.3 MB

You're not trippin' balls: it's a brand new episode of Report This Post, your favorite piece of media! Big thanks to Joseph who picked this topic, it truly was a great source for all sorts of dumb shit. You too can pick an ep over at reportthispost.com OR by becoming a patron, PLUS you'll hear the entire episode there! Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

TEASER - Fiddle Faddle

April 07, 2021 04:00 - 4 minutes - 3.91 MB

What does fiddle faddle mean? Boy do we have an answer for you in the full episode of this week's bonus episode, available only at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

133f - Red Hot Chili Peppers

April 04, 2021 04:00 - 43 minutes - 39.7 MB

I'd rather be living "under the bridge" than do another episode about this awful band! Thanks to Kate for purchasing this episode topic for Nick, a gift that likely made him want to "give it away." Head to ReportThisPost.Storenvy.com to purchase a topic yourself! Or become a patron at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost and do it there! Also you'll hear the whole episode there plus a bonus ep every week!!!

TEASER - 5.783 inches

March 31, 2021 04:01 - 4 minutes - 3.69 MB

This week's bonus episode is profound in its importance. Lots of good posts about cocks and such. Next live episode is Monday April 19th at 9pm Eastern! ONLY at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

132f - Horses

March 28, 2021 04:00 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MB

Welp, we learned a lot about horses in this one. We definitely know the difference between mares and stallions and geldings and etc now. Lots of crazy horse gals in this one folks! Thanks to Evan for choosing the topic! You can choose a topic by joining our Patreon or by going to reportthispost.com

TEASER - Norwegia

March 24, 2021 04:00 - 4 minutes - 3.92 MB

Had a lot of fun in this one, folks. We read some bad posts and hear some dreadful voicemails and even debut a whole new segment, one that will be very ripe for lots of content! Tune in now! Only at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

131f - Lawyers

March 21, 2021 04:00 - 37 minutes - 34.5 MB

OBJECTION! Even if your client is a real piece of shit, you'll love listening to this one! We found a bunch of posts featuring absolutely dogshit lawyers. Or "solicitors" or whatever the fuck you foreign weirdos call these guys. You will obviously hear WAY more posts at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

TEASER - LIVE Episode - 03/15/2021

March 18, 2021 14:00 - 6 minutes - 5.51 MB

We did a live episode just for our fans over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost. Enjoy this little teaser of the audio, but you can get the entire audio AND video only over at Patreon!

130f - Redheads

March 14, 2021 05:00 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MB

Watch out for the "daywalkers" folks. Boy that's a funny joke! Lots of really bad posts in this one from perverts who love redheads and plenty more from people who really hate redheads. Perfect. Thanks to HAYLEY for purchasing this episode topic for her boyfriend, and just in time for St. Patrick's Day coming up this week! Slainte folks! Full episode at patreon.com/ReportThisPost and you can buy an episode topic yourself at ReportThisPost.Storenvy.com

Report This Short - TEASER - Texas (with Thomas @len0killer)

March 10, 2021 05:01 - 4 minutes - 4.3 MB

It's time for a Texas style episode of Report This Short, and who better to talk Texan than an honest to God Texan. Thomas (@len0killer from Twitter) joins us and we shoot the shit about shit, Texas style! Y'all should check out Pandejo Time, the podcast that Thomas hosts. https://www.patreon.com/pendejotime =-=-=-=-=-=-=- Sorry the audio quality ain't up to snuff, I'd reckon it's cause we used Zoom this time around. Speakin' of, reminder that we're doing a LIVE show on Zoom just for our Patr...

129f - Doctor Who

March 07, 2021 05:00 - 36 minutes - 33 MB

Thanks to David, aka THE BEER NERD, for picking this episode topic for his lovely bride FABY. I guess they both like this absolutely dorky ass show for complete nerds or something. It's campy sci-fi PLUS it's British. Jesus Fucking Christ. Hear the whole farking episode over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost and pick your OWN episode topic at ReportThisPost.Storenvy.Com

TEASER - Please Don't Disrespect Me

March 03, 2021 05:01 - 4 minutes - 3.94 MB

We are doing a LIVE ZOOM CALL-IN FUN INTERACTIVE EPISODE on MARCH 15th at 9PM EASTERN TIME! And we will want YOU motherfuckers to provide some posts to read LIVE on the podcast for us so we can entertain you plus our greedy little patrons. It's gonna be a fun one. MARCH 15TH AT 9PM!!!! Mark your calendars and load up some good posts to call in and join us. ALL OF THIS ONLY ON PATREON.COM/REPORTTHISPOST

128f - Video Game Streamers

February 28, 2021 05:00 - 34 minutes - 32 MB

This one's about video game streamers, a thing that lots of perverts really like for some reason. We're thinking it's time we start a Twitch channel, right? What the hell would we even do on it? Full episode at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

Reboot This Post - TEASER - Marvel

February 24, 2021 05:01 - 4 minutes - 4.08 MB

Excelsior! It's the last Reboot This Post--until next time, kids--same Bat time, sam Bat channel! Don't care if that's not Marvel. This episode has an unexpected takedown of Rosa Parks of all people--from an unlikely source! Full episode over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

127f - Fast Food

February 21, 2021 05:00 - 38 minutes - 35.4 MB

Good morning or should I say good afternoon. You're gonna be lovin this one. You can have it your way over at Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

Reboot This Post - TEASER - QAnon

February 17, 2021 05:00 - 6 minutes - 5.54 MB

Our very sane and level-headed friends that follow QAnon are still around waiting for that big ass storm to come and awaken shit up. You'll hear some really dumb shit in this one folks--that's the RTP Promise. But you won't hear the full episode unless you head over to Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

126f - Cocktails

February 14, 2021 05:01 - 33 minutes - 30.3 MB

Shaken or stirred? Hell it doesn't matter to us, just listen to the damn episode. Possibly some of the most atrocious posts yet! Thanks to NOAH for picking this episode topic! He did so by upgrading his membership over on Patreon.com/ReportThisPost

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