Pure Boys: A Heartland Podcast
217 episodes - English - Latest episode: 9 months ago -*CLEAN PODCAST*
Join hosts Aaron Black and David A.R. Whyte as they navigate the outrageous, surprising but most importantly, COUNTRY world of Heartland. Saddle up every Tuesday! YEEEEE HAW
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Episodes
127: Mid Week Freak Treat: Sons of Thunder: Episode 7: Brother's Keeper pt 2
May 12, 2022 06:00 - 35 minutes - 33.3 MByin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yiny iny iyn yin yin yin yiny in yin yin yin yiny iny iny iny iny inyi yin yij yiny yiny in yiny iny iny iny iyn yin yin yiny iny iny iny iyn iyn yin yin yin yin yij yinyn iny iyn iyn iyn iyn yin yiny iny iyn yin yin yin yin yin yiny iny iny iny iynyin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yiny iyn yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yin yiny iny iny iny y. iny iy. niy. iyn y...
126: Magic Mike XXL: Episode 65
May 10, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 67.5 MBGLUE here comes the GLUE ready or not (haha) how you like me now? Magic Mike is back and XXL as ever. A road trip to Myrtle Beach is all it takes to get Mike out of retirement and back on that stage. Luckily he's been keeping himself cut as frick while making furniture. All the boys are back (except Dallas and the Kid) and better than ever. Remember how we wished to get to know the rest of the male entertainers more in the last movie? Our prayers have been answered! Pureflix hit us up and ...
125: Mid Week Freak Treat: Sons of Thunder: Episode 6: Brother's Keeper pt 1
May 05, 2022 06:00 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MBWhat do the Chinese, stolen valour, Elton John, Yoda and horses have in common? They're all mentioned in this top shelf episode of Mid Week Freak Treat! What's this episode of Sons of Thunder about? Who cares! It's a part 1 of a 2 parter of what will surely be the series finale of this show. Will BDB get... his... uh... motorcycle on the road? What's the show even been about the entire time? He acts like his old crew is after him or something but... all accounts say they're not. Anyway BD...
124: Magic Mike: Episode 64
May 02, 2022 06:00 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MBWhat better way to follow up a children's movie (Angels in the Outfield) than with Magic Mike, the start of "MAY I Take My Clothes Off"! This month we're watching a whole bunch of male stripper movies. All your favourites are going to be there and maybe some surprises!?!?! Make sure your wife is asleep because God forbid she catches you watching these. "Magic" Mike is a b*llshit 30 year old stripper from Tampa. His life is awesome! He's banging Olivia Munn, he takes his clothes off (with ...
123: Mid Week Freak Treat: Sons of Thunder: Episode 5: Deep Water
April 28, 2022 06:00 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MBGrab your chunnel and milk it dry, Big Dumb Bunny is at it again! This week he's ignoring God's help and helping a sea captain make some scratch thanks to the pregnant milf from Marriage Retreat and her limp wristed libtard cuck husband. Things ago afoul when they happen upon 2 fellas trying to run drugs. Will BDB save the day? Will the cuck's wife respect him? The answer to both... is NO! Great stuff as always David A.R. White (producer of Sons of Thunder). We love you and can't wait to w...
122: Angels in the Outfield: Episode 63
April 26, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBBottom of the ninth, bases loaded, full count, a romance in the outfield? We couldn't do a month of baseball movies and NOT end with the holiest of holy. Angels in the Outfield is the story of a bad dad, a prayer to a God (male or female), Angels interfering with sports and the absolute worst season of baseball imaginable if you weren't a California Angels fan. Joseph Gorodon Leviitate stars as JGL, a little boy with big dreams. Dreams of being adopted by 69 year old Danny Glover! Who woul...
121: Mid Week Freak Treat: Sons of Thunder: Episode 4: Time and Chance
April 21, 2022 06:00 - 28 minutes - 26.1 MBBig Dumb Bunny tm is back at it again! This time he gets a widdle bonk on the noggin in small town America, gets his hog stolen and has to win a friggin poker game against a corrupt town official to get it back! God's plan If you love Casino Royale as much as Adam does (while also acknowledging that James Bond is a garbage trash franchise) you'll love this episode! Pureflix hit us up anytime for that sponsorship! We can't wait to cameo in Beckman 2 [email protected] or @pureboyspodcas...
120: A League of their Own: Episode 62
April 19, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 65.6 MBWhat's this? A movie about WOMEN'S baseball?!?!?! That's right, while the men were off fighting literal Nazi's in WWII and saving the world, they let women play baseball. What if they had their periods and got blood on the bases?!?! No one seemed to care. Luckily Mensa's Geena Davis was there to do the splits and hit dingers and make people care about women's baseball. They even had their own "World Series" how cute. Jon Lovitz is in this movie and he is the highlight for sure. "If I had y...
119: Mid Week Freak Treat: Sons of Thunder: Episode 3: Hunter Hunted
April 14, 2022 06:00 - 30 minutes - 27.9 MBAdam is hopped up on goofballs thanks to his dentist so this is a wild ride. Almost as wild as riding your hog at 75 mph on a dirt road full of deer. Big Dumb Bunny is back at it again, helping people like a 2 pump chump. Only this week he's helping some lady deal with poachers on her land. There's even some gun play in this episode so it's automatically better than last week's snooze fest. If you want to keep the people watching you gotta include violence! Just make sure no one has or talk...
118: Full Count: Episode 61
April 12, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 77.4 MBHere's a riddle for you. What has 2 strikes and 3 balls? A FULL COUNT! Week 2 of Spring Training is a grand slam! This movie is buck wild and truly embraces the potential of a "Christian" movie. God F's around with a family for literally no reason and then just sends an ANGEL to sort it all out since they're totally fricked. God is a cool dude with a huge dinger. Baseball is sort of in this movie, despite what the posters and write up for the movie would have you believe. Mostly it's about ...
117: Mid Week Freak Treat: Sons of Thunder: Episode 2: Blind leading the Blind
April 07, 2022 06:00 - 32 minutes - 30.4 MBMotorcycle lovers you've been put on notice! This week we really dig into the world of motorcycle culture and what a brat pack it is. We also talk about priests and how weird it must be listening to confessions from teenage boys. Don Swayze plays the leader of Big Dumb Bunnies old motorcycle gang and we are all in for that! Toyota Tacoma, Coca Cola Classic. These are just some of the brands we mention! Pureflix and Toyota hit us up anytime for that sponsorship! We love you! pureboyspod@gm...
116: Romance in the Outfield: Double Play: Episode 60
April 05, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 77 MBPlay ball! It's April and that can only mean one thing... baseball is back and Spring Training is on! We're watching only the holiest of baseball movies for the entire month of April so grab your jock strap, pack some chaw in your upper/lower lip and inject steroids right into your forearms, it's going to be a home run of a month! Blah blah blah movie stuff. Everyone in this movie is a terrible person and it's honestly more about softball than it is about baseball so who even cares?!?! We ...
115: Mid Week Freak Treat: Sons of Thunder: Episode 1: Mi Casa Es Su Casa
March 31, 2022 06:00 - 33 minutes - 30.6 MBVroom Vroom that's the sounds of Sons of Thunder! Big dumb bunny from Hittin the Breaks stars in this Pureflix Classic. When the cartel (or maybe the Mexican police) chase a latinx woman over the border, it's up to big dumb bunny to help her out. Partnering with a probably racist Texas rancher and his son, Big Dumb Bunny gets what's coming to him and I guess saves the day somehow! What a guy. Pureflix this might be the best show you've produced. Until WE make a show with you that is. Hit u...
114: Pendragon: Sword of his Father: Episode 59
March 29, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 61.2 MBMore like Pen15Dragon amirite? Dr Chad Burns and Aaron Burns present: a rare movie experience. A movie that starts with a tempering of expectations by Dr Chad Burns and Aaron Burns. I've never seen that before ever. Not even the Zacky Snydy cut of Justice League had that. If you loved Beyond the Behind the Mask... you probably are related to Dr Chad Burns and Aaron Burns and therefore you'll love this movie too. You're so lucky. When the Pendragon is slain (not a real dragon and is slai...
113: Mid Week Freak Treat: The Beverlys: Episode 8: The Big Beverly Interview
March 24, 2022 06:00 - 38 minutes - 35.8 MBWake up, Listen up and Whoooooa! It's the SERIES finale of The Beverlys. They were 3 girls from 2 different worlds and the all collided. Felt so alone, all hope was gone then God provided. Yeah Mr Tommy Blaze took them in, ..... truly begin, having the time of their lives and we're all invited. Not your strongest outing Pureflix but Raya Sunshine is a star and should be treated as Pureflix royalty! Martin rules! See you'll cowards next week for Suns of Thunder [email protected] or @pu...
112: A Murder of Innocence: Episode 58
March 22, 2022 06:00 - 49 minutes - 45.6 MBYeesh this movie. You can actually hear Adam run out of fricks as this episode goes on. What happens to a community when a prominent couple gets murdered in their own home? They all get mass hysteria and act like jackasses (it's in the bible don't sweat it). Pureflix you should take this on off your service. It sucks [email protected] or @pureboyspodcast on Twitter We love you! Except Shawn Justice who made this movie... you we're not sure about
111: Mid Week Freak Treat: The Beverlys: Episode 7: The Beverly Switch
March 17, 2022 06:00 - 30 minutes - 28.5 MBPenultimate episode of The Beverlys! More like Pen15ultimate amirite? Tommy Blaze is barely in this episode. But on the plus side we get a lot more Jamie and MARTIN! Martin aka Rascal is a real treat. We love him! Also we talk a lot about periods so strap in for that! [email protected] or @pureboyspodcast on Twitter. We love you!
110: Julie & Julia: Episode 57
March 15, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBBuenos Aries! Welcome to the final chapter in our "Food and Fricking Trilogy" Julie & Julia is the beautiful story of Julia Child and her husband Paul's time in France in 1949, the love they share and the culinary journey she embarks on. Also there's some stuff happening around 9/11 above a pizza place but who cares The Tucc is loose in this one ladies and germs Pureflix/ the estate of Julia Child hit us up anytime for that sponsorship [email protected] or @pureboyspodcast on Twitter...
109: Mid Week Freak Treat: The Beverlys: Episode 6: The Beverly's New Label
March 10, 2022 06:00 - 36 minutes - 33.8 MB(Get down!) Pepperonis and Salamis! (Get down!)You are now listening to (Get down!) the Real (Get down!) And that would be (Get down!) Martin... The Beverlys (Get down!) and the new label (Get down!) PUUUUUUREFLIIIIX Top down, chrome spinnin You see the boss grinnin I'm lovin these damn women! God bless Pharrell, God bless ALL members of Clipse, We love you [email protected] or @pureboyspod on Twitter
108: Under the Tuscan Sun: Episode 56
March 08, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 67 MBSalame ai peperoni Che bella puntata abbiamo in serbo per voi oggi! Questa settimana saliamo su un aereo e passiamo un po' di tempo a sfogliare i nostri fagioli "Under the Tuscan Sun". Unisciti a Dianne Lane mentre parte per un viaggio di 40 anni in giro per l'Italia! Monte Bene! Bellisimo! Hai dato vita ai miei sogni! Dio benedica il nostro podcast. Dio benedica tutti i podcast. Ti vogliamo bene Pureflix ci contatta in qualsiasi momento per quella sponsorizzazione [email protected]...
107: Mid Week Freak Treat: The Beverlys: Episode 5: The Beverly's Photoshoot
March 03, 2022 06:00 - 35 minutes - 32.9 MBMama Mia (thats Pepperoni Salami for Mama Mia) it's ANOTHER episode of The Beverlys. Since Tommy Blaze follows us on Twitter now and is our best friend we were very nice to him this episode. Can YOU say the same thing? When the final trumpet is blown and Mt Vesuvius explodes can you go to Heaven with a clear conscience? I doubt it! Adam mistakenly refers to this episode as episode 4. He deeply regrets his mistake and will give himself 40 lashes as punishment. Does that get your d*ck hard? ...
106: Farm to Fork to Love: Episode 55
March 01, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 79.1 MBMarch the first be with you. And also with you! Farm to fork to mouth to butt to toilet to love is the focus of THIS week's Pure Boys! When Sous Chef Alice gets the opportunity to judge a cooking competition in beautiful Kansas City, her whole life changes! Say goodbye to steak and potatoes and hello to beautiful french cuisine. The real star of this movie though is Chef Raphael. A hunky frenchman who doesn't really interact with Alice at all and has his own thing going on. What a guy! As ...
105: Mid Week Freak Treat: The Beverlys: Episode 4: The Beverly Homeschoolers
February 24, 2022 06:00 - 32 minutes - 30.2 MBWhat a week for the Beverlys! First Tommy Beverly dies... his hair! Then the girls get homeschooled and play pranks on their teacher Jamie. THEN Martin gets a Ferrari! Wow will wonders never cease? If Eric Clapton dies next week we were not involved (this note is just for the police). We love him! Pureflix/Tommy Blaze hit us up anytime for that sponsorship/writing team up. [email protected] or @pureboyspodcast on Twitter! *editors note* We were discussing things after the show and loo...
104: Love on the Rock: Episode 54
February 22, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 71.5 MBEat FRESH! What a way to kick off Year 2 AD than with a brand new Pureflix classic. David A.R. White plays Malibu Dan, a former Chicago PIG (respect the thin blue line or die mother F-er) who lives in Malta (where they filmed this dang movie!) doing boat tours and running from his past. Luckily a very drunk Steven Bauer is hanging around waiting to ruin Dan's life. Throw in the very handsome Jeff Fahey and JON LOVITZ!!!! and you've got yourself a good time! Is Jon Lovitz funny or entertaini...
103: Mid Week Freak Treat: The Beverlys: Episode 3: The Beverlys Runaway
February 17, 2022 06:00 - 29 minutes - 27.7 MBShouldn't it be "The Beverlys Run Away" not Runaway. Runaway is what you would call someone who ran away. Not the act of running away. Am I wrong here? Would you know my name if I saw you in Heaven? Are there pubes in heaven? Pureflix or Tommy Blaze hit us up anytime for that sponsorship! We want to get shot in Beckman II! We love you! [email protected] or @pureboyspodcast on Twitter
102: Courageous: 1st Year Anniversary Spectacular: Episode 53
February 15, 2022 06:01 - 1 hour - 84.5 MB🤱Hard to believe that Valentine's Day 2021 was already a year ago. What a ride it's been! We've learned so much about movies, purity, cowgirls, Madea and of course The Lord. So what better way to celebrate that than by going back to the boys that started this whole thing... The Kendrick Bros. We dive deep into the world of their 2011 masterpiece "Courageous". A story about the thin blue line and how God is the only thing keeping these cops in check. Maybe if there were more cops who follow...
101: Mid Week Freak Treat: The Beverlys: Episode 2: The Beverly's Big Shot
February 10, 2022 06:00 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MBBack pain! Sailors! HIYABUSA! This episode has it all! Thomas tasks the children to write a hit song in less than 24 hours or else everyone is going to be homeless. No pressure. Do the girls succeed? We don't really get an answer. The song they perform is fine but it's no "Where have all the cowboys gone" by Paula Cole. Tommy Blaze hit us up at anytime for that sponsorship! We want to join your writing staff. We're great at punch ups (as long as punch ups means adding swears to your script...
100: Holyman Undercover: Episode 52
February 08, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 84.9 MBSeason Finale? We've got a lot of notes for this one so strap the F in. 🤱 First off, a big veiny Thank You to all you fudgepackers out there who've listened to the show and told your friends and left reviews and all that stuff. We love you and your support means the world to us! Sincerely! Secondly, the keyboardist/singer for Long Live Logos is in PRISON for drunkenly driving and causing a car accident that cost a woman her left arm. So it's safe to say that "Hey Jesus" is now our official...
99: Mid Week Freak Treat: The Beverlys: Episode 1: Meet the Beverlys
February 03, 2022 06:00 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MBThomas Blaze stars in this Pureflix original series! When record producer Tommy Beverly needs some positive publicity he offers to look after 3 orphans for a couple days while they find new homes. Little does he expect that these young unwanted kids will worm their way into his heart... or that they'd turn out to be a super talented krumping trio ripe for exploitation! That's how they became "The Beverlys"! Pureflix hit us up ANYTIME for that sponsorship. We can't wait to host "The Beverl...
98: Marriage Retreat: Episode 51
February 01, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 86.2 MBWhat's this? ANOTHER David A.R. White/Tommy Blaze aka the Blaze Man aka Mustard Man collab?!?! What's this one about? Well to put it simply... women need to serve men. THE END This movie has it all. An all star line up of Pureflix talent, camp, a great message that all broads should heed. I don't want to spoil too much as this is a great episode that you should just experience for yourself. Pureflix go back to making movies like this! Beckman was great but get back to the comedys! We lov...
97: Mid Week Freak Treat: FAT Chance: 70:00-75:46
January 27, 2022 06:00 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MBWe made it to the top of pillow mountain! Don't let the theme song fool you, there's only 2 beeps the whole episode! If you can guess what Steve was drinking we'll give you a years supply of episodes to listen to! And for the love of GOD don't say Yizz. Have some decorum. Find out how old we were when we got our first boners and made cream! Pureflix hit us up anytime for that sponsorship. We love you! [email protected] or @pureboyspodcast on Twitter. Come watch us dox religious twitte...
96: Run On: Episode 50
January 25, 2022 06:01 - 1 hour - 69.6 MB"In an interview with Harper's Bazaar the 37-year-old actress denied that she and Moby had ever dated: “I was surprised to hear that he characterized the very short time that I knew him as dating because my recollection is a much older man being creepy with me,” Portman said. She also pointed out basic factual errors with his recollection in the book, saying that she was not 20, as he claimed in the excerpt, but instead had just turned 18." from a Rolling Stones article about the situation. ...
95: Mid Week Freak Treat: *** Chance: 65:00-70:00
January 20, 2022 18:00 - 27 minutes - 25.7 MBPenultimate episode of *** Chance! We're in the endgame now. Will Katie convince Justin that Allicat69 is a good person? Will Justin kiss Allicat69 without her verbal consent? Will the children vote on which one of them is crucified this year at camp? The answers to these questions AND MORE are revealed in this episode. Also as a bonus reveal, we figure out what Steve's name would be if he were on American Gladiators. It's really good Bridgestone Multimedia Group hit us up anytime for t...
94: The Prayer List: Episode 49
January 18, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 79.6 MBThe Prayer List is a 2020 classic that's basically a love letter to the wife of Mark Sherwood and Tae Kwon Do (don't call it Karate). Between creepy dojo owners and dumb idiot doctors... she certainly ran into her fair share of losers in her life but Mark Sherwood is NOT one of them. Have you seen his forearms? Tulsa is a 13 hour drive from Minnesota. Is this movie REALLY trying to convince us that there weren't any hospital jobs between Minnesota and Tulsa?!?! To quote Kevin from Home Alon...
93: Mid Week Freak Treat: *** Chance: 60:00-65:00
January 13, 2022 06:00 - 33 minutes - 30.6 MBThis week we're talking *** Chance, minutes 60-65! This week we're talking *** Chance, minutes 60-65! This week we're talking *** Chance, minutes 60-65!
92: Chloe's Mountain: Episode 48
January 11, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 80.8 MBWho else is excited about Chloe's Mountains? Not Adam or Steve because they're both married. But maybe you incel creeps might be into them. Who knows! This movie features one of our favourite Christian Movie Trope. Using your death to guilt and strong arm someone into doing what they don't want to do! In this case it's giving up their life and autonomy for God! Worth it Chloe is a punk rock cosplayer (since she can't commit to tattoos, piercing her nose or even dying her hair) who just doe...
91: Mid Week Freak Treat: *** Chance: 55:00-60:00
January 06, 2022 06:00 - 29 minutes - 27.1 MBWe've heard your complaints. We've edited the show ONCE AGAIN to appease the soy boy cuck lords that were upset by our intro. This is the last time though! There's nothing left to edit! This episode took me 2 HOURS to edit. That's 4 times as long as it took to record. Worth it Who even knows or cares about what happens in this 5 minute *****. All i know is TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOWS! TO THE WALL (to the wall)! TILL SWEAT DROPS DOWN MY BALLS (balls)! AND ALL THESE *****ES CRAWL (crawl)!
90: Walking with Herb: Episode 47
January 04, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 88.5 MBGet out your clubs, crucifixes and dvd's of "Tall, Dark & Chicano" because we're talking Walking With Herb!!! This is the Facing the Giants of golf movies and that's a compliment! An unbelievable cast tells the story of scrappy underdog/millionaire banker Edward James Olmos and his mission from God. Will he succeed? Will he rediscover his faith? Will he get frickin LAID? The answer to all of these questions is "duh of course" Let's all take a moment to boo Adam for not committing to "Aids...
89: Mid Week Freak Treat: *** Chance: 50:00-55:00
December 30, 2021 06:00 - 29 minutes - 27.8 MBHey *** ***** this week's Mid Week Freak Treat is a trip! GRANDMA IS DEAD JUSTIN FINDS OUT THE WALLS COME CRASHING DOWN Will Allicat69 be able to show her *** face at Week 2 of Camp Timberlake? I mean... probably right? We love you! [email protected] or @pureboyspodcast on Twitter
88: Baby Fockers: Christmas Chunk: Episode 46
December 28, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBHey Focker! Christmas is OVER! Jesus is BORN (although studies suggest he most likely was born in the spring and Dec 25th was used instead because it was a Pagan Holiday and the Christians wanted to convert as many Pagans as they could so they took that special day and rebranded it as Jesus's Birthday) and the smell of Baby Fockers is in the air! This week the show gets a makeover because for "1 Night Only" the Pure Boys are now the Fock Boys! Greg Focker and his wife "Kevin Sorbo's Slam Pi...
87: Mid Week Freak Treat: *** Chance: 45:00-50:00
December 23, 2021 06:00 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MBOf all the *** Chance episodes this is certainly one of them! Allicat69 starts feeling the fires of Hell nipping at her heels as the walls of her lies start to crumble around her. Grandma is in a coma now! Alli won't let her friend come to church because Justin might be there and he might see her and know the jig was up! What a good friend! Also Merry Christmas Oranges to you and yours! [email protected] or @pureboyspodcast on twitter
86: Christmas at Cadillac Jack's: Episode 45
December 21, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 74.7 MBMerry Christmas Oranges Angels at Cadillac Jack's! This week we're heading to a magical time and place, a throwback 50's nostalgia diner! When an ORPHAN reaches out to her mother to reconnect after 40 years there's no better place to go than Cadillac Jack's! There's freshly made soup! FYI Marconi is the guy who invented Radio as we know it. Also according to the song "We built this city on rock and roll" by Jefferson Starship they say "Marconi played the Mamba. Listen on the RADIO" so that...
85: Mid Week Freak Treat: *** Chance: 40:00-45:00
December 16, 2021 06:00 - 28 minutes - 26.7 MBAllison goes full Joker at the end of this one! What do you do when you're catfishing some guy, hitting it off, but then your ***** rival Erin shows up and starts flirting with him (even though he makes it clear he's not interested in her)? You fly off the handle and dump all your baggage on him and hound him about only being interested in women for their looks when... he's clearly been flirting with you this whole time Allison. You stupid idiot! Get your "Brothers with Benefits" shirts at...
84: Christmas Angel: Episode 44
December 14, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBI can't believe neither of us made a "Christmas Angel/Chris Angel" joke this entire episode. That's almost as disappointing as this Kevin Sorbo/PUREFLIX ORIGINAL Classic! Seriously not even Della Reese and Tamara Mowry could pull this stink out of a nose dive. The Christmas Oranges Gluttony Spectacular rolls on (emphasis on the rolls amirite). You'll never guess what the tally is!! Honestly I couldn't even tell you what this movie was about, that's how forgettable it was but oh well, there...
83: Mid Week Freak Treat: *** Chance: 35:00-40:00
December 09, 2021 06:00 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MBSo much lore! Not just for Adam and Steve but also for a corporate mascot that's near and dear to our farts. Shut up
82: Christmas Oranges: Episode 43
December 07, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 86.2 MBMerry Christmas Oranges! What better way to honour a movie about orphans who's only joy in life is the single orange they receive at Christmas than doming 40 Christmas Oranges! Adam and Steve put the "stiff" in stiff competition and see who can eat the most Christmas Oranges. What happens next will SHOCK YOU! Also orphans lives suck and the Spanish Flu of 1918 was pretty sh*tty! Pureflix and Papa John's hit us up anytime for those sponsorships! [email protected] or @pureboyspodcast ...
81: Mid Week Freak Treat: *** Chance: 30:00-35:00
December 02, 2021 06:01 - 25 minutes - 23.8 MBThe boys were riding high after the all killer no filler Apocalypse V episode this week so they just kept it going and recorded this very professional *** Chance! Alli is lying to children and won't stop singing! Electric Ethan is going to straight up murder everyone at camp. The hits keep coming and they don't stop coming
80: Apocalypse V: Deceived: Episode 42
November 30, 2021 06:00 - 15 minutes - 14.1 MBOk so this movie has NOTHING to do with the other 4 Apocalypse movies. There is no closure and the entire movie is like a bad episode of "The Outer Limits (please stand by)". Seriously it's just so bad. What a way to end Apocaylpsember! Yeah see you in hell
79: Mid Week Freak Treat: *** Chance: 25:00-30:00
November 25, 2021 06:00 - 30 minutes - 28.2 MBTHE KIDS ARE HERE THE KIDS ARE HERE! If you love montages and talking about Dune (THE SPICE MELANGE) then you're going to lovi this episode! Allicat69 brings her baggage to camp and can't stop talking to preschoolers about it. How can she explain catfishing to a kid who doesn't know their arse from a hole in the ground. I bet they've never even been to rotten.com Sarah LeJeune we love you! Write us a nice review on Apple Podcasts!
78: Apocalypse IV: Judgement: Episode 41
November 23, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 98.4 MBSo you know how they totally offed Helen Hannah in the last movie? PSYCH! Helen is back and in the hands of the dastardly O.N.E. lead by Lucifer (yeah he's just going by that now and everyone's cool with it). Lucifer, the great deceiver, has plans to use Helen as an example to the world, to teach them the cost of being a HATER. He's doing this via a televised trial. Not a trial by combat... just a boring old trial. Seriously this movie is literally 90 minutes of court. Will Helen be found...