92: Chloe's Mountain: Episode 48

Who else is excited about Chloe's Mountains? Not Adam or Steve because they're both married. But maybe you incel creeps might be into them. Who knows!



This movie features one of our favourite Christian Movie Trope. Using your death to guilt and strong arm someone into doing what they don't want to do! In this case it's giving up their life and autonomy for God! Worth it



Chloe is a punk rock cosplayer (since she can't commit to tattoos, piercing her nose or even dying her hair) who just doesn't give a F about God. That is until Grandma dies and dangles a "Christmas Ranch" under her nose with the condition that she can't inherit the ranch unless she goes to a Christian University for 4 years. Why not! That's not a shitty thing to do at all!



Her friends are a bunch of weed heads who don't even get their comupence. Cumupence? Cum Up Pence? It's Jan 6 2021 all over again!



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