Pure Boys: A Heartland Podcast
217 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 months ago -*CLEAN PODCAST*
Join hosts Aaron Black and David A.R. Whyte as they navigate the outrageous, surprising but most importantly, COUNTRY world of Heartland. Saddle up every Tuesday! YEEEEE HAW
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Ep 110
August 08, 2023 16:25 - 2 minutes - 3.4 MBShows done! Maybe we'll do a wrap up episode. Maybe? Either way we're both burned out and think the show has run its course. Should have wrapped it up at 100 I guess
Heartland S01E09: Episode 109
August 01, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 79.8 MBSay goodbye to that crazy old witch lady because her health is totally fricked! Luckily Heartland is available to take in Sugarfoot her mini horse! And wouldn't you know it... Lou chunks it again by falling in love with the horse despite it only being a temporary resident. Ya bLOU it! If you love men talking about how much they love their wives and also talking to their wives who are off screen then you'll love THIS episode! We love Heartland! CBC hit us up anytime for that sponsorship. ...
Heartland S01E08: Episode 108
July 25, 2023 07:00 - 58 minutes - 63 MBWe're BACK in the saddle again with another great Heartland episode! Milf Aunt and Grandpa Jack take things up a notch (no she doesn't give him road dome), Ty and Amy takes things up a notch (no she doesn't give him road dome they're teenagers for Christ's sake) and Heartland finally puts the STUD in Stud Farm because they've got a big ol horse that needs calming so he can get his nut. Also there's a man with a burn on his face! Heartland ranch! Is this great or what? And it's all Super Bo...
Heartland S01E07: Episode 107
July 18, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 69.8 MBYEEE HAW there's a roundup and you know what that means!?!?! Ty and Grandpa Jack are going to rustle up some cattle. But what's this?!?! The Trail Daddy is none other than Daddy himself!?!?!? OMG how will Grandpa Jack handle this? By being a little baby? CORRECT! Also Heartland gets its best character with the introduction of the crazy old woman who gives Amy herbs to help a pregnant mare. Pregnant mare? More like pregnant merde amirite french speaking Canadians? We love Heartland! CBC hi...
Heartland S01E06: Episode 106
July 11, 2023 07:00 - 58 minutes - 69.3 MBIt wouldn't be Heartland if there wasn't a horse in trouble. There's a new horse on the ranch and his name is YEEE HAW! I can't believe Amy was surprised the horse responds to verbal commands. All horses for all of time respond to verbal commands Amy. Maybe whisper a little more to them horses and figure out a thing or two! Yee haw let's play some puck Big Sh*tty CARL joins Heartland for his one and only episode. Unless Lou is secretly pregnant later down the line but... nah? No Daddy i...
Heartland S01E05: Episode 105
July 04, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 69.7 MBBend at the break of day you sank into... a dream! Ty is still gone from Heartland Ranch and only Amy can convince him to come back! Also Lou gets it in her big dumb city head that they need a commercial to spice things up at the ranch. So what does she do? Hires a wedding photographer and then insults/undermines them the entire time resulting in an amateurish commercial that totally works!! Way to go Lou! No Daddy in this episode. What the hell? CBC hit us up anytime for that sponsorship....
Heartland S01E04: Episode 104
June 27, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 71.9 MBDaddy done done it. And by done it we mean get addicted to pain pills and let his temper take over and THAT'S why Grandpa Jack doesn't want him around Heartland!! Well he didn't hit anyone so you can forgive WORDS. Words don't mean shit! Also that milfs nephew moves onto the farm and maybe that's the reason that Ty moves out?!?!?! OH NO!!!! Who will fall in love with Amy now?!?!? CBC hit us up anytime for that sponsorship. We love you! [email protected] or head to our speakpipe.com/pu...
Heartland S01E03: Episode 103
June 20, 2023 07:01 - 58 minutes - 68.6 MBYEEEE HAW!!!! This episode features THREE horse stories! Amy is NOT a horse whisperer and neither was her dead mom so stop calling her that! Ty is a real sweetheart of the rodeo and definitely has a little crush on Amy. Also he LOVES a Dukati. Grandpa Jack is getting flirted with left right and centre. Lucky guy! Lou is just doing Lou stuff (like inviting Daddy to the open house). And Pegasus is finally eating again and has started mourning the loss of his owner. Phew! Thought he was going t...
Heartland S01E02: Episode 102
June 13, 2023 07:34 - 56 minutes - 61.2 MBWell you can't spell Blew It without Lew (Lou?). Way to send that horse back to its owner without making sure it's ready ya dingus! The ranch is already in financial trouble Lou we can't have you fricking things up. But she's new at it and is going to make mistakes so all is forgiven. Also Ty build Amy a jumping track so she can start training Spartan. What a nice guy. I mean... he's just doing it to get in her pants (she's 15 and he's also potentially a teen so calm down) but a kind gesture...
Heartland S01E01: Episode 101
June 06, 2023 07:00 - 59 minutes - 82.3 MBCOWGIRL SUMMER III IS HERE!!! YEEEEE HAW! If you listened to the last episode you would have heard, right at the very end, that the Pure Boys are over that God shit. So over it. We were also tired of giving a platform to a hateful man like Kevin Sorbo and the folks that support him/the people he supports (this is not a political podcast). So it's time for a change. A fresh start. The first 100 episodes were great and now it's time to move on to Cowgirl Summer III: Heartland Season 01. That...
Step Up: All In: Episode 100
May 30, 2023 07:02 - 1 hour - 73.3 MBThis is it! The finale of "May I Have This Dance" and maybe... Pure Boys?!?! That's right after 100 episodes we've decided to make some changes round here starting with episode 101. But don't worry about that for now. For NOW we've got to experience the majesty and splendour of a movie that's a real Step Up for the Step Up franchise! What do you do when your loser dance crew The Mob (that's right they're back) bails on you? You put together a new crew featuring fan favorites from almost eve...
Step Up: Revolution: Episode 99
May 23, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBSkip this one Just when we thought the series couldn't Step Up anymore... its stopped Stepping Up. This movie is... dare i say it... a Step Down?!?!?!?! LESS MOOSE IS NOT GOOD MOOSE USE!!! There's more tWitch though so that's a Step Up. Miami is a nice location so I guess that's also a Step Up. The graffiti art is really creative so that's a gosh damn Step Up. I didn't know you can eat salsa so that's also a Step Up. Oh also there's people dancing on low riders and that's definitely a Step ...
Step Up 3D: Episode 98
May 16, 2023 07:17 - 1 hour - 72.7 MBMOOSE! The MOOSE is loose! Step Up 3D is a real Step Up for the Step Up franchise. In that it introduces the third dimension to the Step Up universe. It also might be the last good Step Up movie? Oh god I hope not but we'll see. The story is even more irrelevant than the last movie. There's a school, sure. NYU! There's a crew, sure. Featuring tWitch! There's Channing Tateyums sister from the first movie, sure. She's in love with MOOSE! THERE'S MOOSE! But mostly what there is is a bunch of ...
Step Up 2: The Streets: Episode 97
May 09, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 74.2 MBShorty got them apple bottom jeans, boots with the jeans. She got the whole club looking at her jeans! Step Up 2 is a real STEP UP from Step Up! We got Moose! We got a new cutie in the lead! We got Flo Rida's third best song (after "I can't believe it" and a spoiler for next week)! This movie is a delight. "May I Have This Dance" is going so well and I'm sorry these episodes aren't as funny as they usually are. We're just having fun watching movies we love and IS THAT A CRIME?!?!?!?! In Kev...
Step Up: Episode 96
May 02, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 68 MBWelcome to "May" I Have This Dance!!! That's right Martin's, we're doing the first 5 Step Up movies for the month of May. YAAAAAA WAAAY! Channing Tateyum, Alyson Stoner, others. This movie has such a stacked and racked cast (and we're not just talking about the school principal). We love dance movies and what better way to enjoy May than to watch the kings of dance movie cinema! Channing Tateyum has to do community service at the Maryland School of the Arts and wouldn't you know it... he'...
Soul Surfer: Episode 95
April 25, 2023 07:07 - 1 hour - 75.8 MBHey Soul Surfer! Ain't that Murfer Murfer on the radio? God is a shark and God loves punishment. When Bethany Hamilton cancels her mission trip to Mexico (in order to train for the super important surfing comp coming up) God sends a tiger shark to bite her arm off to teach her a lesson. Then he has fishermen catch and kill that shark to teach IT a lesson. Then he causes a tsunami to destroy Phuket Thailand so that Bethany can have a mission to go on and learn ANOTHER lesson. That's soul surf...
Evan Almighty: Episode 94
April 18, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 64.4 MBWhen God gets bored he decides to spice things up by telling Steve Carrell that the world is ending and he needs to build an ark. Classic God! It was all a prank bro don't even worry about it! I'm not flooding the whole world bro I'm just going to destroy your neighbourhood and most of Washington. It's just a prank. I'm going to even send polar bears and crocodiles to the ark. But don't even worry about it I'm just pranking you Noah/Steve Carrell! And the biggest prank of all was played on E...
Ripped to the Tits: Easter Spectacular: The Passion of the Christ: Episode 93
April 11, 2023 07:02 - 1 hour - 52.5 MBMore like "whipped to the tits" amirite?!?!?! The OG (original men) Adam and Steve decided that the best way to celebrate Jesus's death was by smoking a lot of the devils lettuce and then talking about The Passion of the Christ aka the whippingest movie around! When Jesus Christ ticks off the local priests (including Caiaphas!) it's up to Judas to betray him and set this whole thing in motion. Pontius Pilate doesn't wanna kill him. King Herod just wants to get sucked and martined. Peter jus...
Jesus Revolution: Episode 92
April 04, 2023 07:01 - 59 minutes - 62.1 MBWhat do you get when you cross Jesus Christ, Mr Frisbee, Kesley Grammer, hippies and... what's this? Jesus Christ again? Ya get a Jesus Revolution capiche The OG, original men, mix things up a bit this week and review TWO things! What a treat for everyone <3 How many segments will there be next week? Kelsey is an absolute beauty in this movie and also is a man with real emotions that he is NOT afraid to share with the world. Can Ryan Seacrest make the same claims? Some say he can... not! E...
Plus One at an Amish Wedding: Episode 91
March 28, 2023 07:00 - 1 hour - 75.3 MBWeird Al said it best when he said... "As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, foolAnd I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard...
Until Forever: Episode 90
March 21, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 72.3 MBBear witness to the SHOCKING CONCLUSION of "Can Christians Eat Pork?". The answer may shock you! David A.R. White, Tyler Perry or the Kendrick Brothers hit us up anytime for that sponsorship. We love you! [email protected] or head to our speakpipe.com/pureboys to leave us a voice mail All our links: https://linktr.ee/pureboys
2 To Tangle: Episode 89
March 14, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 73.1 MBWow what an episode! David AR White's garbage streaming service kept crapping out for Adam Creep so he only watched 30 minutes of this movie. How will we stretch this out to a full episode?!?! Maybe by adding a new segment? Maybe by adding to the legend of Adam farting in vacuums? Steve Creep is the allstar of this episode since he watched the entire movie. Honestly Adam is so bummed he didn't watch the movie because from the sounds of it, it's buck wild. Oh well there's always next week! ...
Christian Mingle: Episode 88
March 07, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 76.5 MBFinally a movie that teaches us how to find TRUE LOVE in this modern age of 2014! Step 1: Lie about yourself on Christian Mingle Step 2: Meet a good Christian boy and beg him to kiss you on the first date Step 3: After 1-3 dates, fly to Mexico to help his family hang a bell in a church that was destroyed... also your lies are discovered and you get dumped Step 4: Decide to completely overhaul your life for this guy and start going to church and reading the Bible. Do this for about a wee...
I Now Pronounce You, Chuck and Larry: Episode 87
February 28, 2023 08:01 - 1 hour - 90.2 MB*HOMOSEXUAL GARBAGE* (there's context for this) Kevin James is at the end of his hose. He saves lives as a firefighter but can't get his children on his insurance! That's when he gets the bright idea to marry his best friend Adam Sandler and commit fraud against the state of New York. Truly a fart warming story for the ages. This episode has it all... the best porn star name ever created, some choice quotes that without context make us sound like truly awful people, promotion of Tila Tequ...
Backdraft: Episode 86
February 21, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 81.5 MB"Hero Month" marches on with this 1991 Ron Howard (remember Happy Days?) classic! Christmas Switched's William Baldwin is at the end of his hose. He saves lives as a firefighter but can't save some sleazy businessmen from getting what's coming to them. Maybe they shouldn't be shutting down fire stations and causing firefighters to have NO BACKUP?!?! Whomst could be lighting these fires? Maybe it's Kurt Russell?!? Maybe it's Donald Sutherland?!?! Maybe it's Dead David Crosby?!?! Whoever it ...
2 Year Anniversary Spectacular! Fireproof: Episode 85
February 14, 2023 08:01 - 1 hour - 88 MBFireproof our podcast please. Fireproof ALL podcasts PLEASE. We love you please. It's our 2 year anniversary and so of course we have to celebrate it with Stephen and Alex Kendrick by watching 2008's Fireproof!!! Kirk Cameron is at the end of his hose. He saves lives as a firefighter but can't save his marriage from his porn and boat addiction! Will his wife cheat on him with a bozo doctor? Will the other firefighters respect him for screaming at his wife in the kitchen? Will someone please...
Faith Under Fire: Episode 84
February 07, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBIf you haven't seen Clerks III yet skip this episode! Then watch Clerks III and come back and enjoy this episode! It's packed to the gills with Clerks III spoilers. But don't worry, I censored them so the only person they're actually spoiled for is Steve Creep (who is pretty bummed about it) I can't believe I put all of that at the start of the description when this movie features KEVIN SORBO AND DEAN CAIN!!!!! It's another in a long line of Christian movies where some guy loses his family ...
Inferno: Episode 83
January 31, 2023 08:29 - 1 hour - 75.6 MBFirst we had to solve a "code", then we wrestled with our angels and demons, now we've gone to Hell because this is an Inferno! Bobby Lang is back and E Nigma-ing all over the place. Honesty... we have no idea what this movie is about... and we watched it! If you can explain what happened in Inferno please write to us at [email protected] or head to speakpipe.com/pureboys and leave us a voice mail about it. Good luck! That's YOUR cryptex. Having now seen the entire Robert Langdon Trilog...
Angels and Demons: Episode 82
January 24, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 75.3 MBRobert Langdon is back and in a Speedo! This time he's called into the Vatican to solve a mystery and save the lives of Cardinals and perhaps everyone?!?! Does he succeed? Not really! Hey here's something fun... we accidentally commit a hate crime in this episode! Lock us up! Lock us up! Also all the clues are just statues pointing. Literally all of them. People consider Danny Brown a good writer huh? See you next week for Robert Langdon Goes to Hell: The FInal Friday! David A.R. White o...
The Da Vinci Code: Episode 81
January 17, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 70.9 MB"What's another name for a mystery? Enigma! Mr E. Nigma. Edward Nigma". Just replace any of those words with Jesus, Mary Magdalenes p*ssy or cryptex and you've got 2006's The Da Vinci Code! Why is it even named that? Join Tom Hanks on a rollicking globe trotting adventure as he tries to solve a Mr E! Who is Jesus's great great great great great grandchild? I bet it's the lady who just happens to be rolled up into this nonsense. Jesus rules, the Devil drools (and so do we in regards to Paul ...
Legacy Peak: Episode 80
January 10, 2023 08:03 - 55 minutes - 61.4 MBLucas Black Tokyo Drifts his way into our farts with this absolute gem of a movie. Directed by Dr Aaron Burns?!?!?! Will Lucas Black save his girlfriends kids after he crashes their airplane into a mountain? Will he get engaged to their mom? Will he then get frickin LAID? The answers and more in this episode! We even teach you something really cool our youth pastor showed us in terms of getting found when you're lost in the woods! David A.R. White or Tyler Perry hit us up anytime for...
144: Nothing is Impossible: Episode 79
January 03, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBSome people say that some things are impossible... but what if I told you that Nothing Is Impossible is the movie we're watching this week!?!?! David A.R. White makes his dream movie because it's all about a 39 year old (52) janitor gets his shot at joining an NBA team! Not as a janitor? As a real player! Sound far fetched? YEP! But Tommy Blaze wrote the script so you know it's good David A.R. White or Tyler Perry hit us up anytime for that sponsorship. We love you! [email protected] ...
Nothing is Impossible: Episode 79
January 03, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBSome people say that some things are impossible... but what if I told you that Nothing Is Impossible is the movie we're watching this week!?!?! David A.R. White makes his dream movie because it's all about a 39 year old (52) janitor gets his shot at joining an NBA team! Not as a janitor? As a real player! Sound far fetched? YEP! But Tommy Blaze wrote the script so you know it's good David A.R. White or Tyler Perry hit us up anytime for that sponsorship. We love you! [email protected] ...
143: Christmas with a Capital C: Episode 78
December 27, 2022 08:01 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBBaldwin is trying to destroy an Alaskan towns nativity scene! He doesn't appreciate the FACT that God knocked up a 13 year old girl. This movie had the alternate title of "Persecution Fetish: A Strawman Fable". It's great! Did you know that there's a war on Christmas? Don't these heathens know there's only 1 holiday in December that makes me want to shout from the rooftops and that's Christmas! It's so unfair that we have to say "Happy Holidays". Don't they know it's Christmas time (for me...
Christmas with a Capital C: Episode 78
December 27, 2022 08:01 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBBaldwin is trying to destroy an Alaskan towns nativity scene! He doesn't appreciate the FACT that God knocked up a 13 year old girl. This movie had the alternate title of "Persecution Fetish: A Strawman Fable". It's great! Did you know that there's a war on Christmas? Don't these heathens know there's only 1 holiday in December that makes me want to shout from the rooftops and that's Christmas! It's so unfair that we have to say "Happy Holidays". Don't they know it's Christmas time (for me...
142: Wish for Christmas: Episode 77
December 20, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBChristmas Chizz rolls on with, what is basically, another body swap movie?!?!?! Some 30 year old high school student absentmindedly wishes her parents weren't religious. For literally no reason this wish comes true and her parents become real pieces of crap. Yet another gentle reminder that if you're not religious you're a horrible person who is incapable of being nice or generous or kind or empathetic or anything good. Merry Christmas Chizz to all and to all a good chizz! David A.R. White...
141: Christmas Trade: Episode 76
December 13, 2022 08:01 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBBody swap movies are back on the menu! Merry Christmas Cross Trade! William Baldwin and his 11 year old son switch bodies and Denise Richards almost becomes a "goof". You seen one body swap movie you seen them all. Except this one has Tom Arnold so you know it's good! Feels so good to be back and talking about Christmas movies again. FEELS GOOD TO BE HOME BABY!!! David A.R. White or Tyler Perry hit us up anytime for that sponsorship. We love you! [email protected] or head to our speak...
140: A Madea Christmas: Episode 75
December 06, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 68.3 MBChizz in your pants the Pure Boys are back!!! Merry Christmas Cross to you and yours this CHRISTMAS season (none of that Holiday s*it) Madea heads to the south to celebrate Christmas with characters we've never seen or heard of before (who weren't invited to the family reunion apparently). She meets some interesting characters and is completely uninvolved with the plot to save the towns Christmas Jubilee! She also wants to have sex with the greatest guest star the Madeaverse has ever known!...
139: Halloween Special: Tyler Perry Presents: Boo 2: A Madea Halloween
October 31, 2022 07:00 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MBThe boys are back in town for 1 night only! We're back (a dinosaur story) to talk about Boo 2! A Madea Halloween! The show is coming back full time in December though so this is just an appetizer to keep you going. Like free breadsticks! Madea is back and Joe is better than ever! Honestly this is the worst Madea movie we've watched but even a bad Madea movie is better than a good Christian movie so it all balances out. I don't remember what else I write here other than David A.R. White hit...
138: Jon Voight Summer Wine Not Grand Salami: The Legend of Simon Conjurer aka Deadly Lessons: Episode 74
July 12, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 73.3 MBWhat a wild ride JV Summer: Wine Not has been! Unfortunately due to cirCUMstances we have to pause Pure Boys until October. That means this absolutely awfully great movie is the Grand Salami of Jon Voight Summer: Wine Not. Honestly what is there to say about this movie other than Stuart Paul (who is I guess related to Jon Voight) wrote, directed and starred in this movie so he could make out with a naked woman in a waterfall. Seriously that scene happens for no reason and it's so uncomfort...
137: Deliverance: Episode 73
July 05, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 60.2 MBJon Voight, Squirt Reynolds (star of Hitting the Breaks), Ned Beatty and the villain from Robocop go on a lovely canoe trip down da riva and nothing unpleasant happens at all. PSYCH there's so much unpleasantness! Welcome to Jon Voight Summer: Wine Not! What a wild ride (much like the canoe trip) this episode is. So much talk about JV, SR, BME PO and so much more! I'd like to make a correction in the notes here. In this episode Adam says that "Shaq Diesel is a great song" and what he meant...
136: Anaconda: Episode 72
June 28, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 63.2 MBMy penis don't want none unless you got BUNS HUN! When Jon Voight lazily kidnaps a group of documentarians trying to ruin some secret tribes existence... it's up to J Lo and Ice Cub to stop him (oh and also Eric Stolz but he's in a coma for 85% of this movie). JV gives the performance of a lifetime as a man obsessed with the Nikki Mijanj song "Anaconda" which if you seen the video... who isn't!?!?! There are so many good accents in this episode in honour of JV's performance. You'll love it ...
135: JL Family Ranch: The Wedding Gift
June 21, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBThe best part about being a teen girl, is getting to have a Jon Voight Summer! Yaaaaaaah Weh! Jon Voight summer rolls on with a return to the J Off Family Ranch. Wouldn't you know it... Lenny is being a huge pain the a$$ again as she's STILL searching for her faja despite everyone in her life telling her to leave it alone. Doesn't matter though because Sheriff Nip/Tuck is here to ask for Mother Focker's hand in marriage. Will she say yes? Will Caleb Tap come back from the dead? Will him bei...
134: JL Family Ranch: Episode 70
June 14, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 65 MBJon Voight is back and his limp is barely bugging him! When James Caan tries to steal a parcel of his land it's up to JV and his family to stop him. But also they owe money to the bank. But also his son has a gambling addiction and owes money to some shady fellers. But also his grand daughter wants to know who her father is. But also the government is lying to them. But also there are wolves on their property that JV is not allowed to kill. But also his ex is hanging around doing some nefa...
133: Orphan Horse: Episode 69 (nice)
June 07, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBCowgirl Summer is back with COWGIRL SUMMER II: WINE NOT That's right! We're drinking wine and watching cowgirl movies all summer long. The pink cowboy hats are back. Cowgirl by choice... gotta ride. Life could be a dream and we're starting things off right with 2018's Orphan Horse starring Jon Voight. Just try saying Orphan Horse out loud and you'll see why it's a delight for your mouth. This movie is filled with great one liners and orphans and horses and honestly who could ask for more ...
132: The Full Monty: Episode 68
May 31, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBMay I Take My Clothes Off comes (eh eh) to it's SHOCKING conclusion with the grand daddy of all male stripper movies... The Full Monty. Did you know that the full monty refers to a stripper getting their dinger out? I guess women strippers are just expected to go the full monty because otherwise they're just go go dancers and who cares! When the steel plant closes in the town of Sheffield, a bunch of dumpy unemployed losers get jealous of some twink Chip n Dales dancers and decide that THEY...
131: Showgirls [Beep]tacular
May 26, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBLeave your inhibitions at the door, the show is about to begin! Since we've been talking about hunky male strippers all month it only seemed appropriate to talk about the most inappropriate female stripper movie of all time! Join Adam, Steve and special guest Abe-O (who went as Abraham Omaha the last time he was on the show) as we talk all about our favourite movie of all time... Showgirls!!! Pureflix definitely skip this one, we get a little drunk and the language gets a little randy baby...
130: Chocolate City 2: Vegas Strip: Vegas: Episode 67
May 24, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MB*IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT* We hate doing Mid Week Freak Treats because the shows are so terrible so we're taking a break from them for the summer. Does that mean no episode this Thursday?!?! Hell no we've got something extra special lined up for this Thursday don't you worry! The Chocolate City boys are at it again! This time they're blatantly ripping off Magic Mike XXL despite dogging on the franchise last week. Hmm turns out it's kind of "hard" to create an original movie about male stripp...
129: Mid Week Freak Treat: Sons of Thunder: Redemption: Episode 1: Finding Sandy
May 19, 2022 06:00 - 30 minutes - 28.4 MBYin yin yin yin yin the boys are back in town. Except it's none of the same boys. Simon is GONE. Jacob is IN. Nobody cares. Grab your hog and hold on cause you're in for the ride of your life baby. This episode is kind of a meanderer but we do discover some shocking secrets about Mr Bean so make sure to stay tuned for that nonsense. Check out our youtube page for all kinds of stupid videos and chunnel related content. Pureflix hit us up and we'll write you the pilot for Sons of Thunder: Re...
128: Chocolate City: Episode 66
May 17, 2022 06:00 - 57 minutes - 53.1 MBOnce you're done with a road trip to Myrtle Beach you gotta make a stop in... Chocolate City!!! This movie is just 90 minutes of stripping which honestly gets a little tired. But are the strippers great? Of course they are! Is Spawn the Dallas of these strippers? Of course he is! Is Bolo the hottest hunk with the biggest hog? OF COURSE HE IS!!!! We lose our G-D minds in this episode. Kevin Sorbo's TotW is just too much! The man is a menace but we love him, we love Amber Heard, we love Jada...