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POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

237 episodes - English - Latest episode: 19 days ago - ★★★★★ - 607 ratings

Comedians Mike Burns and trusty sidekick Mike Bridenstine share their own intimate life stories as well as discussing power moves in the world of food, sports, entertainment, and pop culture in this weekly, cult driven podcast.

Recorded in beautiful Saginaw, MI.

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Mike Burns is an author, creator of the Twitter account @dadboner, former writer for Mtv's Ridiculousness, stand up comic, host and head writer for Playstation Vue, Andy Kaufman Award finalist, writer for Vice Magazine, WWE YouTube head writer, a prestigious Just For Laughs "new face", children's clothing designer, art director, fashion buyer, bartender, football fan, avid bad golfer, current social media director, and fiercely loyal friend. Mike lives in Saginaw, MI where he's just a guy happily sitting at the end of the bar screaming at the Detroit Lions game.

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Episodes

068 - Yoga Teacher Attacks Movie Cell Phone User, 93 Year Old Shoots Apartment Worker, and Taco Bell Burglary Nap

January 16, 2020 08:00 - 48 minutes - 43.2 MB

Guy breaks into Taco Bell for Christmas dinner and a nap, yoga teacher destroys an idiot who wouldn't stop using his phone at the movies, and an old man shoots an apartment worker over water damage. Exclusive Episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Contact: [email protected] Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @dadboner @pizzanachos69  

067 - Applebee's Porno, Doo Doo Bucket Trailer Park Attack, BK Employee Pulls Gun on Customer + 3 bonus stories

January 09, 2020 08:00 - 50 minutes - 44.3 MB

The boys are back in town for 2020 with this extended ad free episode. Scum beats it at 'Bee's, BK employee pulls a gun, Mickey D's sauce rage, Black Sabbath Christmas Maniac, lotto ticket masterminds, and a landlord gets doused with doo doo. Bonus Episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69, @dadboner

066 - Sloping Toilet, Arby's Card Grindr Sex, Tekashi 6ix9ine Sentenced, and Subway Celebration Deadly Weapon Assault

December 19, 2019 09:57 - 39 minutes - 35.1 MB

Your toilet time at work is compromised, a horny guy from church trades Arby's for sex, That Tekashi weirdo is going to prison, and a Subway job celebraish turns into a burn your boyfriend party. Gnarly Zack returns in one piece. Holiday greetings to Bud Ben and Kevin Jackson!  

065 - Taco Bell Machete Attack, Drunk Packers Fan How I Met Your Mother DUI, and TGI Fridays Stabbing Threat

December 12, 2019 08:00 - 46 minutes - 41.8 MB

Papa John is getting a divorce, Long Island woman threatens stabbing over TGI Fridays endless apps, Taco Bell worker attacks customer with machete, Walmart cocaine Christmas sweater, and drunk Packers fans beat the sh*t out of each other over a sitcom. Brido rides for Gnar who is in Buffalo getting loose. Brought to you by BOLD_FLAVORS on Instagram Visit MANSCAPED.COM to get your junk right

064 - Drunk Kid Rock Pulled Off Stage, Drunk Employee Robs Own Steak n Shake, and Unfriended Facebook Murder

December 05, 2019 08:00 - 40 minutes - 36.4 MB

Kid Rock got hammered and lost it at his restaurant, a drunk Steak n Shake employee robbed his store on Thanksgiving, and some piece of trash shot a family member on Thanksgiving over Facebook. Brought to you by TasteDesserts.com Holiday Merch: powermoveswithmikeburns.com Contact: [email protected]  

063 - Papa John Ate 40 Pizzas in 30 Days, Stolen Burrito Felony, and Miami Man vs. AK-47

November 27, 2019 08:00 - 41 minutes - 36.8 MB

Happy 'Ving! Papa John's getting weird, BK Zesty Sauce shortage, McDonald's worker lawsuit, burrito jacked, Florida man faces down an AK and wins. Holiday Gifts: powermoveswithmikeburns.com Manscaped.com use Code: POWERMOVES Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

062 - Cocaine in the Wind, White Castle Judge Shooting, Disabled Diaper Trick, and Vegan BK Lawsuit

November 21, 2019 08:00 - 52 minutes - 46.8 MB

Vegan suing BK for tainted Impossible burgers, cocaine flew in man's window, 3 trashed judges brawl at White Castle, perv tricks people into changing his dirty diaper. Advertising: [email protected] Exclusive K-Money Club: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: @powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69

061 - Battle Axe Destroys Home Intruder, McDonald's Marijuana Tea, and Student Arrested for Bathroom Secrets Video

November 14, 2019 08:00 - 50 minutes - 44.5 MB

Michigan guy gets smoked by a battle axe, Nantucket Mickey D's gets you high, creepy high school student tapes a guy having alone time, and an update on the Chili's bank robber.  @GnarlyZack keeps company. Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner Insta: @powermovespodcast Contact: powermoveswithmikeburns.com  

060 - Popeye's Chicken Sandwich Stabbing, Walmart Electric Shopping Cart Drunk, and Chili's Bank Robber

November 07, 2019 08:00 - 40 minutes - 36 MB

Don't cut in line at Popeye's, responsible citizen avoids DWI with Walmart's help, Chili's bank robber fashion, and a toilet vandal is on the loose in Virginia. Gnarly Zack is back in your arms. ALL THE TOPPINGS: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

059 - Natty Ice Theft, Armed Robber Locked In Cell Phone Store, and 50 Cent Long Islands

October 31, 2019 07:00 - 43 minutes - 38.6 MB

Business as usual in the Halloween spectacular: A man really needs some Natty Ice, the world's dumbest armed robber gets locked up, and it's last call for 50 cent Long Islands. Exclusives and Bonus Episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

058 - Florida Man Has Sex with Toy Olaf at Target, McDonald's Prison Trade for Beej, and Trick or Treater Sex Offender Warning Signs

October 24, 2019 07:00 - 42 minutes - 37.3 MB

Olaf from Frozen is violated, sex offenders file lawsuit over signs that warn trick or treaters not to visit their homes, and a corrections officer trades McDonald's to a prisoner for a beej. GET MORE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

057 - Taco Bell Throat Slasher, Meth Sandwich, and Memphis Police Hot Dog Assault

October 17, 2019 07:00 - 42 minutes - 39.3 MB

A woman cut a guy deep at The Bell, brother makes his sister a meth sandwich, and a Memphis Police Officer is really protective of hot dogs. Gnarly Zack is back bay-bay! Pmail Bag, After Dark, and other exclusive content: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @Dadboner

056 - Urine Squirt Gun Attack, Trump Bumper Sticker Gun Threat, and Woman Calls Cops to Have Meth Tested

October 10, 2019 07:00 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MB

Guy attacks neighbor with pee pee, guy really hates Elizabeth Warren bumper stickers, idiot wants cops to test her dope, Speakeasy Restaurant in Minnesota Yelp reviews. MORE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69

055 - Meth Bean Dip, Waffle House Robbed for GED, Auburn Hills Porno Billboard, and Tennessee Cops Baptize Drug Suspect

October 03, 2019 07:00 - 52 minutes - 46.6 MB

The delish meth bean dip at Thriftway, armed robbery for a GED, porno plays on I-75 outside Detroit, weirdo cops sued for baptizing a woman. PATREON LOYALTY PROGRAM: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner REACH OUT: [email protected]

054 - Woman Bites Camel Testicles, Antonio Brown Farts in Doctor's Face, Rambo, and Teen Attacks Grandparents Over Tomatoes

September 26, 2019 07:00 - 34 minutes - 31 MB

The episode title explains all you need to know. Brooks Wheelan joins the ride on the world's greatest stupid true crime news podcast. Halloween Costumes: [email protected] Exclusive Episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Twitter: @pizzanachos69 Insta: @powermovespodcast  

Pmail Bag 019 - Holy Halloween From Hell, Further Pee Zipper Debate, and Monkey Bar in Seattle

September 25, 2019 05:14 - 43 minutes - 38.3 MB

That Halloween story is a doozy, Clark. Gnarly Melissa holds it down. Send in your stories to [email protected] Merch: powermoveswithmikeburns.com Support for exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Twitter: @pizzanachos69 Insta: powermovespodcast  

053 - Amish 12 Pack, Very Clean White Girl, and Cop Car DUI Sex

September 19, 2019 07:00 - 40 minutes - 36.3 MB

Our 1-year anniversary!  Amish dudes with the boomin' system, woman thinks she's too white to be arrested, and a couple slaps hams in a cop car. Gnarly Zack supports the movement. JOIN US: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69, @gnarlyzack  

Pmail Bag 018 - Hot Dog Heist, Strip Club Manners, and Sacramento Dive Bar Review

September 17, 2019 07:00 - 31 minutes - 28.1 MB

A listener scores free dags, a lesson in strip club etiquette, and a dive bar in Sacramento to put on your bucket list.   SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns SHARE: [email protected] TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 @gnarlyzack @dadboner INSTA: @powermovespodcast 

052 - Guns Drawn Over Cold McDonald's, Dirtbag Arrested for Wet Willy, and Courtroom Urine Attack

September 12, 2019 07:00 - 41 minutes - 36.9 MB

Guns at the drive thru over cold Mickey D's, some piece of trash got arrested for a wet willy, a lady cut off her husband's penis, and a lawyer gets pee thrown in his mouth. Gnarly Zack hangs and bangs. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner @gnarlyzack

Pmail Bag 017 - Harry Potter Books Banned in Catholic School, Big Chris' Micropenis Prank Wars, and Pleasanton, CA Dive Bar Review

September 10, 2019 07:00 - 33 minutes - 29.1 MB

Pastime Pool in Pleasanton, CA, some idiot who believes in magic bans Harry Potter books for safety, and Big Chris spins an epic prank war tale.  Gnarly Zack lights it up. JOIN THE CREW: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @dadboner @pizzanachos69  

051 - Popeye's Chicken Sandwich Gun Threat, Legless Juggalo Golf Cart Wreck, and AEW Chris Jericho Belt Theft

September 05, 2019 07:00 - 44 minutes - 38.9 MB

Chris Jericho has his AEW belt stolen while at Longhorn Steakhouse, gun is drawn over sold out Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches, Michigan couple turns to robbery after winning $500K scratch off, and a lawsuit over a golf cart accident at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Gnarly Zack joins on his birthday. KARL'S GUY FIERI MENU: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns NEW MERCH: [email protected] INSTA: @powermovespodcast 

Pmail Bag 016 - The Biggest Dadboner of All Time, Free Starbucks Coffee Hack, and The Flamingo in St. Petersburg Florida Dive Bar Review

September 03, 2019 07:00 - 34 minutes - 29.7 MB

LIVE from The Roost in Los Angeles, CA, on Labor Day with Gnarly Zack. You know the drill. MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast EXCLUSIVES: PATREON.COM/POWERMOVESWITHMIKEBURNS

050 - Machete Threat After Toilet Not Flushed, Flamin' Hot Cheetos Movie, and Crab Leg Theft

August 29, 2019 07:00 - 47 minutes - 44.5 MB

Andrew Luck retirement outrage, Flamin' Hot Cheetos movie, electric cart pervert in Walmart, family crab leg theft, and a Florida man threatens a friend with a machete after he doesn't flush the toilet. Gnarly Zack joins the 50th episode. NEW MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast JOIN THE CLUB: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns TWITTER: @pizzanachos69  

Pmail Bag 015 - The Return of Dirt Patch Dillon, Lawn Dart Karma, and Dairy Queen Secret Menu

August 27, 2019 07:00 - 30 minutes - 26.3 MB

Daddy Kush returns with a concerning tale of Dirt Patch Dillon, a bully finds karma through a lawn dart, and we learn about the secret employee menu at Dairy Queen. NEW FALL SWAG: powermoveswithmikeburns.com JOIN THE CLUB: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns SHARE: [email protected] INSTA: @powermovespodcast ME ON TWITTER: @pizzanachos69    

049 - Stone Cold Steve Austin My Ass, Filet-O-Fish Rage, Booty Call Arson, and Botched Balls

August 22, 2019 07:00 - 32 minutes - 28.3 MB

Man destroys property over Filet-O-Fish, woman goes Stone Cold on her boyfriend, woman denied the D burns down a house, and the dark web takes a man's giblets. Gnarly Zack lays in the cut. JOIN THE K-MONEY CLUB: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: powermovespodcast TWITTER: @PIZZANACHOS69

Pmail Bag 014 - The Ballad of Hot Tub Johnny

August 20, 2019 07:00 - 28 minutes - 25.1 MB

We talk baseball cards, a guy gets booted from high school for calling a phone sex line from his teacher's office, among other things, and a tale about a WILD character named Hot Tub Johnny that you don't want to miss. Gnarly Zack goes hard once again. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast  

048 - Mike Tyson's $40k of Weed Per Month, Man Sentenced for Shooting Himself in the Penis, and Meth Murder Mayonnaise

August 15, 2019 07:00 - 38 minutes - 34 MB

Mike Tyson's new weed business, a felon smokes himself in the genitals, a glock gets stolen from a Florida orgy, and a meth addict who killed his wife claims he was injected with bad mayonnaise. Gnarly Zack joins the ride in style. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast

Pmail Bag 013 - Sleepy: The King of Vice

August 13, 2019 07:00 - 35 minutes - 31.9 MB

Brooks Wheelan got kicked out of a wedding he crashed, Burns does a chug vid on the show, a drunk gets arrested for peeing on a mailbox, and a story about Sleepy, the biggest piece of garbage golf caddy in the whole wide world. EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast MERCH: [email protected]    

047 - Martha Kelly from Baskets, Oscar Mayer Hot Dog Ice Cream, Man Glues Wendy's Doors Shut, and Meth Vagina

August 08, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 56.2 MB

I have a very honest conversation with the delightful and hilarious Martha Kelly about Baskets, comedy, depression, and addiction. I highly encourage you to gut through the audio problems and listen to some real talk. We also do a few stories after the half hour mark if you're not into that. This is one of my favorite episodes ever, despite it sounding like we recorded in a trash can. It's honest, real, and very different.  Hope you enjoy it.

Pmail Bag 012 - Taco Bell Hennessy, Dairy Queen Divide, Internal Injury Fatherhood, and Accidental Old Lady Porno

August 06, 2019 06:00 - 37 minutes - 32.8 MB

DUI in the Taco Bell drive thru, listener power moves his DQ boss, a crushed sack possibly induces pregnancy, and Big Chris shows an old lady a video of himself getting carnal. Gnarly Zack hangs. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 SHARE: [email protected]  

046 - Walmart Potato Urine, Blast Test Mom, Mom Washes Weed, and McDonald's Gunfire Vape

August 01, 2019 06:00 - 44 minutes - 39.8 MB

Gunfire in a McDonald's over cold fries, bro in McDonald's pulls a gun over vape, mom's body get sold for military blast testing, and some pile of garbage hits his mom with Mountain Dew because she ruined his weed. Gnarly Zack rides again. EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69

Pmail Bag 010 - The Indiana Hip Hugger, No Carnal Passions...No Number 2, and Sears Shoplifter Shaming

July 31, 2019 04:28 - 48 minutes - 42.5 MB

Bachelor party strip club stomach illness in Indiana, a listener can't get any sort of release, and Big Chris shames a shoplifter out of love. Lady Daddy Number 1 Melissa Boyle does me a solid. JOIN THE K-MONEY CLUB: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast SHARE: [email protected]

045 - Clown Police Chase, Penis Cut Off With Scissors, and Lemon Cake Face Smash

July 25, 2019 00:33 - 25 minutes - 22.6 MB

Some clown drives 35 miles standing out of his sunroof, a guy cuts his wife's lover's dick off with scissors, and some psycho blasts her mom in the face with cake and mouthwash. *Apologies for some very slight audio quality issues. Snowman co-hosts LIVE from Steamer's Pub in Saginaw, MI! PATREON EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69  

Pmail Bag 009 - Nude Blackout Shower, ER Toilet Face Smash, Tequila Chrissy, and Austin Dive Bar Review

July 24, 2019 06:00 - 30 minutes - 26.5 MB

21st birthday goes out of control, review of Casino South Side Lounge in Austin, TX, pee blood ER visit equals a busted face, and a night of tequila turns the horniness up to 11. Snowman co-hosts. SUPPORT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast Power Moves supports the LBTGQ community.

044 - $34K Cocaine Toupee, Drug-Filled Burrito, Too Tired For Sex Boyfriend Stabbed, and Uranium Super Snake

July 18, 2019 06:00 - 35 minutes - 32.4 MB

Guy tries to smuggle a pound of coke under his wig, prison guard tries to smuggle meth in a burrito, guy get pulled over with a gun, whisky, rattlesnake, and uranium in a stolen car. The main man Vince Averill co-hosts the madness. EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: [email protected] MERCH: [email protected]

Pmail Bag 008 - A Turd for Nazis, Blow Gun Fights, Virginia Dive Bar Review, and a WILD Bachelor Party Story

July 16, 2019 06:00 - 47 minutes - 44.5 MB

The show title should give you enough reason to listen to the greatest listener mail podcast on the planet.  Gnarly Zack joins the beautiful chaos.  EXCLUSIVE CONTENT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns SHARE: [email protected] INSTA: @powermovespodcast MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com         

043 - Suspect Busted After Loud Fart, Slayer Fan Bud Can, Woman Urinates in Ice Cream, Fireworks Car Assault, and Carjacking with Snake

July 11, 2019 06:00 - 40 minutes - 35.7 MB

Mike spent 2.5 hours helping a psycho up his driveway, kicked out Slayer fan gets on Bud can, man tries to run down neighbors over fireworks, guy farts so loud the police find him, woman spits and pees in competitor's ice cream, woman carjacks with a snake. Gnarly Zack joins the program! SHOW LOVE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: [email protected]  

Pmail Bag 007 - Seattle Dive Bar, Bloody N64, Canadian Strip Club, and How to Fake a Sick Day

July 09, 2019 06:00 - 51 minutes - 45.1 MB

Dive Bar of the Week: Seattle, crazy tries to sell a bloody N64, Canadian strip club disaster, and Big Chris checks in to share how he fakes sick days. Brooks Wheelan co-hosts.   SUPPORT THE MOVEMENT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns   MERCH: [email protected]   INSTA: @powermovespodcast   REACH OUT: [email protected]      

042 - Sheriff's Office Donut Break-in, Serial Toilet Clogger, Woman Reports Husband Killed Her, and Uber Sex Toy Drunk

July 03, 2019 07:00 - 36 minutes - 35.1 MB

Guy breaks into a Sheriff's office so he doesn't kill his roommate, man is sentenced for clogging toilets, a woman fakes her own death, and an Uber driver gets busted masturbating wasted with a sex toy.   Brooks Wheelan returns!   PATREON: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns   INSTA: @powermovespodcast   REACH OUT: [email protected]

Pmail Bag 006 - Casino Robbery, Drunk McDonald's Drive Thru, and South Korean Poop Story

July 02, 2019 07:35 - 38 minutes - 34.1 MB

Detroit dive bar review, a woman can't hold her number 2 in South Korea, Spyder gets wild at a McDonald's in Lansing, MI,  and Big Chris returns with a Vegas casino robbery story! All with OG Daddy Jesse Popp. SEND IN ANYTHING TO THE SHOW: [email protected]  JOIN THE PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVES: PATREON.COM/POWERMOVESWITHMIKEBURNS INSTA: @POWERMOVESPODCAST  

041 - Alabama Attack Squirrel, Classroom Porno, Rat at Buffalo Wild Wings, and Man Shows What He's Capable of by Shooting Family Cat

June 27, 2019 07:00 - 59 minutes - 55.2 MB

Fugitive owner of the Alabama attack squirrel a psycho limp dick who shoots the family cat to show what a tough guy he is, a dirtbag who got arrested for tuggin' it in his hotel window, a teacher who shot porn in her classroom, and a rat falls out of the ceiling in Buffalo Wild Wings. With special guest, The Poppman! Jesse Popp. SUPPORT THE CAUSE: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns CONTACT: [email protected] INSTA: @powermovespodcast MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns@...

Pmail Bag 005 - Graspop Heavy Metal Fest Disaster, Comb Over Man Destroys Toilet, The Rose of New England, and Hong Kong Bubba Gump Review

June 25, 2019 07:00 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MB

Casey's Pizza rants, Bubba Gump Shrimp Hong Kong review, a trailer park guy with the world's greatest combover sprays brown all over a grocery store restroom, the disaster that is Norwich, CT, and an incredible nightmare story from Graspop Metal Festival in Belgium. Brooks Wheelan joins on this out of control ride featuring the best listener mail on the planet. REACH OUT: [email protected] EXCLUSIVE CONTENT: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcas...

040 - Saved By the Bell Police Car Crash, John Cena Confession, McDonald's Sex Dance, Tesla Sleeping, and Dad Bods

June 20, 2019 07:00 - 41 minutes - 37 MB

Dad Bods are sexier than ever, John Cena admits to in-ring boners, America's Trash Dad Bill Cosby, Florida McDonald's sex dance, Tesla driver sleeps for 30 miles, scum has sex with pool floats, and Saved by the Bell fan hits cop car. Big Homie Vince Averill co-hosts! PATREON FOR BONUS EPS: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: @powermovespodcast TWITTER: @pizzanachos69 REACH OUT: [email protected] MERCH: [email protected]  

Pmail Bag 004 - Spike Ball, Motorola Razr Prank, and Big Chris' WWE NXT Power Move

June 18, 2019 07:00 - 32 minutes - 28.8 MB

Brooks Wheelan joins Mike in the bag where they break down the best listener mail on the planet. -Never buy small pizzas -Playing Spike Ball will not score you babes -Motorola Razr college prank and chugging cheap vodka from the freezer -Fan favorite Big Chris goes to WWE NXT with some Special Olympics champions   REACH OUT TO BE FEATURED ON THE PROGRAM: [email protected] SUPPORT THE PATREON FOR WEEKLY EXCLUSIVE EPISODES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns  I...

039 - Burger King Hearse, Inmates Drunk on Sanitizer ATV Escape, and Utah Cops Masturbating & Sexting

June 13, 2019 07:00 - 47 minutes - 41.8 MB

Brooks Wheelan rejoins the program for this wild ride of stupid true crime. -DEAD MAN GET BACON CHEESEBURGER AT BURGER KING -INMATES GET DRUNK ON HAND SANITIZER, JOYRIDE ATV -POLICE MASTURBATION POLICIES -SCUMBAG JERKS IT IN LIBRARY   EXCLUSIVE EPISODES NOT FIT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA FOR VISUALS: @powermovespodcast REACH OUT: [email protected] QUALITY MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com      

Pmail Bag 003 - Dead Weasel Party, Wet Granny, and Cheese Wheel Thieves

June 11, 2019 07:00 - 53 minutes - 46.1 MB

J.D. Ryznar and Dave Lyons from Beyond Yacht Rock co-host this beast! -A party for a dead weasel -Guy chugs beer in grocery store -A Granny gets wet -Women steal cheese wheels in Ontario -The "Matt Danza" voice gets out of control SHARE YOUR STORIES AND ANYTHING ELSE: [email protected] SUPPORT THE SHOW, GET EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast  

038 - Karaoke Gun Dispute, Middle School Crepe Crime, McChicken Rage, and Yacht Rock

June 06, 2019 08:00 - 1 hour - 63.3 MB

Dave Lyons and J.D. Ryznar of Beyond Yacht Rock join the program! -We check out the new album from Duff McKagan of Guns N' Roses -Texas Woman Pulls Gun at Karaoke -More Walmart Theft! -Kids Feed Jizz 'n Pee Crepes to Teachers -Woman Goes Nuts Over Incorrect McChicken  EXCLUSIVES: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns REACH OUT: [email protected] INSTA: @powermovespodcast MERCH: powermoveswithmikeburns.com      

Pmail Bag 002 - Leather Daddy Pride, The Heartbreak Kid, and Ninja Dave

June 04, 2019 07:00 - 39 minutes - 34.1 MB

Brooks Wheelan is back bay-bay! The listeners came correct with the hot fire Pmail this week: -Leather Daddy Pride -Shawn Michaels Costume Purchase -Face Punch Party Tricks   Send in your stories, questions, and anything else to: [email protected]   Support the Patreon for exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns   Follow the Insta: @powermovespodcast  

037 - Man Shoots Self in Crotch with Drugs in Butt, Free KFC Scam, and K-9 Liquor Store Attack

May 30, 2019 07:00 - 1 hour - 69.1 MB

Rich O'Toole cohosts! -Free KFC Scam -Mom Cut Son's Disrespectful Throat -Liquor Store Break in K-9 Attack -Man Shoots Self in Testicles While Hiding Drugs in his Butt PATREON EXTRAS: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns SHARE YOUR STORIES: [email protected] MERCH: [email protected] INSTA: @powermovespodcast

Pmail Bag 001

May 28, 2019 07:00 - 33 minutes - 29.4 MB

Gnarly Zack sits in for the first installment of the Pmail Bag! -Demon Schoolchildren  -Tool lights his dick on fire to impress the ladies -Peeing in the Ritz-Carlton lazy river   Send us anything and everything to be included on the program! [email protected] Join the Patreon: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Buy Cool Shit: powermoveswithmikeburns.com