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POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

237 episodes - English - Latest episode: 19 days ago - ★★★★★ - 607 ratings

Comedians Mike Burns and trusty sidekick Mike Bridenstine share their own intimate life stories as well as discussing power moves in the world of food, sports, entertainment, and pop culture in this weekly, cult driven podcast.

Recorded in beautiful Saginaw, MI.

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Mike Burns is an author, creator of the Twitter account @dadboner, former writer for Mtv's Ridiculousness, stand up comic, host and head writer for Playstation Vue, Andy Kaufman Award finalist, writer for Vice Magazine, WWE YouTube head writer, a prestigious Just For Laughs "new face", children's clothing designer, art director, fashion buyer, bartender, football fan, avid bad golfer, current social media director, and fiercely loyal friend. Mike lives in Saginaw, MI where he's just a guy happily sitting at the end of the bar screaming at the Detroit Lions game.

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Episodes

118 - My Pillow Twitter Ban, Robert Kraft Sex Tape Update, and Detroit Sword Attack

January 28, 2021 08:00 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MB

Mike Lindell is banned from Twitter, sad Robert Kraft porno news, a guy steals an ambulance to get Jack in the Box, and we have another sword attack in Michigan. Power Moves Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast  mondaynightbeers  powermovesgolf pizzanachos69 gnarlyzack Contact: [email protected]  

117 - Joe Exotic Limo Pardon, Boogie Wit da Hoodie Toilets, Chicago Airport Hideout, and Myrtle Beach Skywheel Porn

January 21, 2021 08:00 - 57 minutes - 50.9 MB

A man in fear of 'Rona living at a Chicago airport, Joe Exotic is toast, a gas station is robbed of Mentos, A Boogie Wit da Hoodie has bad toilet issues, and the coppers bust Myrtle Beach live porno shows. Bonus weekly episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast mondaynightbeerspod powermovesgolf pizzanachos69 gnarlyzack  *Recorded 01.20.2021 5:47pm PT*

116 - Teacher Drugged with Butt Pills, Econo Lodge Bath Salts Clerk, and Killer Clown Murder

January 14, 2021 04:11 - 49 minutes - 43.7 MB

A Wendy's rocker is busted for rocking too hard, a teacher gets drugged with phat ass pills, a husband gets dommed and walked like a dirty dog, a doper shoots up bath salts on his first day of work, and a murder clown conviction is highly questionable.  Weekly Bonus Episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Instagram: powermovespodcast

115 - Porn Stash Lawsuit, New York Squirrel Attack, and Strip Club Anti-Mask Shooting

January 07, 2021 08:00 - 48 minutes - 42.7 MB

A man receives justice for his destroyed porn stash, we cover some machete news, a strip club gets shot up over a mask dispute, a psycho makes death threats over a Facebook friend request, and squirrels are violently attacking New York City residents. Take the edge off.  Patreon Extras *Recorded 01.06.2021 5:30pm PT*    

114 - A Christmas Karl

December 24, 2020 03:09 - 1 hour - 63.8 MB

Burns reads Gnarly the final chapter of Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style, detailing Karl Welzein's epic Christmas tale from 2011. Put on a cozy sweater and snuggle up by the fire with a beverage of your choice. Rated PG-13. Patreon Bonus Content: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Happy Holidays! Bless you Daddies!

113 - McDonald's Chainsaw Attack, Cop Voter Fraud Assault, and Vegas Airplane Wing Climber

December 17, 2020 08:00 - 53 minutes - 47.5 MB

People in Wisconsin eat raw hamburger sandwiches, a man robs Mickey D's for food with a chainsaw, a drunk Florida psycho drives around with an AR-15 out the window, an ex-cop wails on a repairman for false voter fraud, and a guy tries to get a ride home on an airplane wing. Instagram: powermovespodcast Contact: [email protected] Support the show and get a massive amount of extra blogs and episodes!

112 - Meth Biker Shoots Himself, Drunk Florida Rick James, and Bud Light Mike

December 10, 2020 08:00 - 41 minutes - 36.8 MB

Meth biker shoots himself and gets hit by a car, a Florida drunk goes full Rick James bitch, a criminal named Bud Light Mike is in further legal troubles, and we do 2 wild listener stories from the Pmail bag THAT YOU WON’T WANT YOUR CHILDREN IN THE ROOM FOR. The Power Moves Secret Patreon Stash. Cheap! Insta: powermovespodcast

111 - Covid Swinger Convention, Thanksgiving Leftover Stabbing, and Right Wing 25 Man Orgy

December 03, 2020 15:00 - 59 minutes - 53 MB

A man is murdered for sticking his fingers in the Thanksgiving leftovers, the Sex Pistols lead singer gets his peener bit up by squirrel fleas, an Amish guy has carnal relations with a horse, 41 people get Covid at a swinger’s convention, and a homophobic law maker gets busted at a gay orgy. All the Bonus Content on Patreon Instagram: @powermovespodcast Contact: [email protected]  

110 - Thanksgiving Crimes, Florida Highway Sex, and Hot Pockets Bank Break In

November 19, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MB

Today on program, a guy breaks into a bank to heat up Hot Pockets, 2 horny people get busy on the side of the highway, and we do a fat chunk of Thanksgiving nightmare true crime tales to get you ready for the holiday. Patreon: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Contact: [email protected] Insta: powermovespodcast Power Grooves: Be Thankful for What You've Got by William DeVaughn and What a Fool Believes by The Doobie Brothers *Recorded 11.18.2020 - 5:30pm PT*

109 - Tony La Russa DUI, Nude & Lewd at Popeye's, and Oral Sex Toy Defiled

November 12, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 67.7 MB

Chicago White Sox manager Tony La Russa gets a hilarious DUI, a guy gets busted for sticking his peener in a blowjob machine at a sex store, a woman digs into her own goodies at Popeye’s Chicken, and as promised, we get into the Pmail Bag segment that was too hot for Entry Level. The secret stash: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast Contact: [email protected] Twitter: @dadboner @pizzanachos69 *Recorded 11.11.2020, 5:15pm PT*    

108 - Aggressive Oakland Turkey, Coconut Milk Monkeys, and Botched Castration

October 29, 2020 07:00 - 53 minutes - 46.2 MB

Some turkey had to get taken down for attacking old ladies, monkeys are being forced into slave labor by the coconut industry, and two fake doctors castrate a man on his request. Pregame with us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Instagram: powermovespodcast *Pmail Bag segment cut because of time! Next week! Stay tuned! **Recorded 10.28.2020 - 5:45pm PT

107 - Giuliani Borat Beat Off, Priest Threesome, BBQ Yelp Beat Down, and 69 Oral Sex Attack

October 22, 2020 05:18 - 1 hour - 61.9 MB

Wow, this week is a doozy. I think the title pretty much covers it. Gnarly is back in the house, and the boys really get after it.  Intro is about 15 minutes long, just a heads up. Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @dadboner Bless you Daddies. *recorded 10.21.2020 5:20PM PT*

106 - Brooks & Burns: Grip It & Rip It

October 15, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 67.9 MB

Brooks "B-Dubs" Wheelan and Burns reconvene for the first time since Covid, safely distant in the front yard of the Doommates house. You'll dig it. No format on this one. Gripped and ripped. Join us for more: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast

105 - RIP Eddie Van Halen, Grocery Store Poop Box, and Sexual Horse Solicitation

October 08, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 67.3 MB

In this extended episode: A man puts his poop in a box at the grocery store, a horny guy tried to acquire the services of a horse sex worker, and we pay tribute to Eddie Van Halen. Recorded safely al fresco. Join us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Get a Party Belt! Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @Dadboner @pizzanachos69 *Recorded 10.7.2020 5pm PT* RIP Eddie Van Halen

104 - Pastor Smokes Meth for Exorcism, 340,000 Used Condoms for Sale, and Zoom Boob Smooches

October 01, 2020 07:00 - 59 minutes - 52 MB

A pastor smokes meth with his congregation before an exorcism, cops find 340k used rubbers to be resold, and we share one of the grossest Yelp reviews ever. Support the show: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns PartyBelts.com for a custom wrestling belt. Use code DADDIES. Insta: powermovespodcast Power Grooves: O.D.'d in Denver by Hank Williams Jr., and It's So Easy by Guns N' Roses *Recorded 9.30.2020 5:15pm PT*

103 - Oregon Man Shoots Self in Groin, Dukes of Hazzard Detroit, and Hooter's 5th Grader

September 24, 2020 07:00 - 43 minutes - 38.4 MB

A 5th grader is asked to remove his Hooter’s mask at school, a Detroit guy jumps a bridge like The Dukes of Hazzard, and an Oregon genius shoots himself in the dick at the grocery store.  Support the show: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Instagram: powermovespodcast Twitter: @Dadboner Brought to you by partybelts.com *Recorded 9.23.2020, 5:42pm PT*

102 - Hoverboard Dentist, Red Lobster Dew Garita, and McDonald's Assault Karma

September 17, 2020 07:00 - 57 minutes - 50.9 MB

Red Lobster Dew Garita press release by Karl Welzein, a dentist goes to prison for pulling teeth on a hoverboard, and karma comes for a man at McDonald's. Support the show: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Instagram: powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner Power Grooves: Open Your Eyes by Bobby Caldwell, and We're Dust/The Violator by Iron Age

101 - Penis Stew & Boyfriend Murdered with SUV Over Hot Dog Dispute

September 10, 2020 07:00 - 54 minutes - 48.4 MB

Gnarly is back in the house as we safely record distanced and al fresco. A woman thinks she cooked a guy's dick, Taco Bell Mexican Pizza is 86'd, and boneless chicken wing guy update. Let's go. Patreon K-Money Club Insta: powermovespodcast Power Grooves: Don't Wanna Fall in Love by Jane Child. I Want You by Concrete Blonde. *Recorded 9.9.2020 at 6:45 PT*

100 - Boneless Buffalo Wings Cancelled, Nude Taco Bell Drive Thru, and Oral Sex for Juul

September 03, 2020 10:27 - 46 minutes - 40.8 MB

A man wants boneless buffalo wings cancelled, a grossout goes through the Taco Bell drive thru butt naked, and a Florida woman tries to trade oral sex to a cop for a JUUL e-cigarette. patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Riley Gale Tribute Shirts: Doyersfoo on Insta Insta: powermovespodcast Power Grooves: Roll Me Away by Bob Seger, and Power Trip.

099 - Florida Fart Dad Beaten, Trash Can Stabbing, and The Bang Fam

August 27, 2020 09:05 - 55 minutes - 49.1 MB

Nate Craig @hypeman fills in for Gnarly. NBA player strike, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's son charged with stabbing neighbor over trash can fight, a gassy Dad gets wailed on, and mom & son arrested for boning in Massachusetts. Join us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Power Grooves: FUBU by Royce Da 5'9", and Power Trip.  *Recorded 8.26.2020, 6:00 pm PT*

098 - MLB Unwritten Rules, Idiot Shoots Own Balls, and Boat Wife Urine Assault

August 20, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 56.6 MB

The best of this week's headlines: 2 men are charged with the murder of Jam Master Jay, Fernando Tatis is playing baseball the right way, a formerly homeless man moves into a soccer stadium, an idiot shoots himself in the man veggies, some party boat babe takes a leak on her husband, and a listener follows up the Marty Jannetty story with a with a raw personal tale. Join us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Power Grooves: It's Over by Run-D.M.C., and Staurolite Stroll by Night Moves ...

097 - Chili's Hostess Mob Attack, Marty Jannetty Murder, and Brooks Wheelan vs. Logan Paul

August 13, 2020 07:00 - 59 minutes - 52.7 MB

Brooks Wheelan is trying to fight Logan Paul, a McDonald's customer tries to make his own burger, a Chili's hostess is attacked by a mob, and wrestler Marty Jannetty probably killed a guy. Patreon: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner Grooves: Banditos by The Refreshments, All The Small Things by blink-182    

096 - Nudity vs. Police, Pizza Boy Pleasures, and Samurai Sword Attack

August 07, 2020 02:10 - 47 minutes - 41.3 MB

Nudie druggos fight the cops, a pizza fella gets gets busy on his junk at Circle K, there's been another samurai sword attack, plus Power Tube, and Power Grooves. Support the show: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns PGrooves: Before I Go by John Hiatt and Battle-axe by Deftones Follow the show on Insta: powermovespodcast

095 - Juggalo Chris Hansen, Dad Crotch Grab, and Tom Brady Grave Hater

July 30, 2020 07:00 - 49 minutes - 42.2 MB

The CA government says Buffalo Wings aren't a meal, a Buffalo fan takes her hate for Tom Brady to the grave, a Dad gets his junk grabbed over weed, and Insane Clown Posse teams up with Chris Hansen. K-Money Club feat. Peanut's Champagne Room CASA Ducks Power Grooves: It's in the Way That You Use It by Eric Clapton and Trash by New York Dolls  

094 - Jesus Mushrooms, Target Restroom Gun, and Rent A Hitman

July 23, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MB

A guy gets busted at Walmart printing porn for the homies, cop leaves gun in Target family restroom, Houston drive-thru strip club, Taco Bell cuts items, and Michigan woman busted hiring rentahitman.com. Patreon Extras Power Grooves: Ride Like the Wind by Christopher Cross, Ride Like the Wind by Saxon, and I Love LA by Randy Newman. Not Like Us

093 - Pizza vs. Machete, Cop on Cop Violence, and Porta Potty Destruction

July 16, 2020 07:00 - 46 minutes - 41.9 MB

Correspondent Caleb Hotchkiss joins for a special report, a robbery is thwarted with a pizza, a police officer kills his co-worker at home, and a listener shares an evening of being Macho Man Randy Savage. The K-Money Club feat. Peanut's Champagne Room Say Hi: [email protected]  Insta: powermovespodcast Power Grooves: Thru and Thru by The Rolling Stones, Hello Girlfriend by GMA's  

092 - Drunk Canoeing, Racist Bar Petition, and Daddy Splits Face Open

July 09, 2020 07:00 - 44 minutes - 39.8 MB

Canoe DUI, a petition to shut down a bar in Illinois due to racism, and a dear listener severely injures himself while enjoying the program. Apologies for Gnarly's audio. Zoom sucked today. The K-Money Club featuring Peanut's Champagne Room Bar Petition Power Grooves: Love You Down by INOJ and Pirate Love by Johnny Thunders

091 - Chef Boyardee, Naked Gardening, and Pizza Toppings Gunfire

July 02, 2020 07:00 - 45 minutes - 39.8 MB

We dive into the life of Chef Boyardee, a nude gardener gets creeped on, and shots are fired over skimpy pizza toppings. K-Money Club & Peanut's Champagne Room Power Grooves: Thug Luv by Bone Thugs-n-Harmony and Awful by Hole.

090 - eBay Executive Porno Orgy Pig Mask Harassment and Cruisin' Chubbys Outbreak

June 25, 2020 08:26 - 51 minutes - 47.2 MB

Yup. That's the name of this episode. "eBay Executive Porno Orgy Pig Mask Harassment and Cruisin' Chubbys Outbreak."  K-Money Club & Peanut's Champagne Room Justice for Breonna Taylor: Suggestion Box: [email protected] PG: Freedom! '90 by George Michael and No Bone Movies by Ozzy Osbourne Insta: powermovespodcast    

089 - Miller Park Lawn Vandal, Cop Accuses McDonald's of McChicken Bite, and White Claw Assault

June 18, 2020 07:00 - 46 minutes - 40.5 MB

A guy just wanted to write his name on the field in Milwaukee, a jailer accuses McDonald's of biting his sandwich, and a knife wielding psycho goes berserk in the worst motel ever. patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns [email protected] @pizzanachos69 @dadboner powermovespodcast on Instagram

088 - Porn Star Toad Poison Death, Idiot Blows Himself Up Making a Bomb, and Scumbag Urinates in Almond Milk

June 11, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MB

Hot Cheerleader terrorist blows himself up making a bomb, a real scum pee'd in beverages and grocery store, and we do a deep dive on Nacho Vidal, the porn star who allegedly was involved in a toad poison death. Dr. Squatch Soap Father's Day Sale use code POWERMOVES More: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns  Contact: [email protected] BLACK LIVES MATTER

087 - Hot Pockets Bank Break In and Shut the "F" Up Kids

May 28, 2020 07:28 - 35 minutes - 30.8 MB

Turns out it's really easy to break into a Wells Fargo if you're hungry and some kids get told to shut the f*ck up. Supported by Dr. Squatch Soap Co. Click here for a special Power Moves package deal: https://glnk.io/933p/mike Nate Craig's "Preferred Customer": https://youtu.be/fgDWxfKQOiQ  Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns  Contact: [email protected] Twitter: @dadboner *Recorded May 27, 2020. 5:21 PT.*

086 - Soccer Sex Dolls, Taco Bell Doo Doo Drive Thru, and Elderly S&M Gone Wrong

May 21, 2020 07:00 - 38 minutes - 34.4 MB

Seoul FC sex doll fans, an awful person does something awful in a Taco Bell drive thru, and a 65 year old man gets killed by his 81 year old male relative during sex. Wow. Brought to you by Dr. Squatch Soap Co. Follow this link to get 25-30% off a bundle or use code POWERMOVES for 10% off anything: DR. SQUATCH POWER MOVES PROMO *Recorded May 20, 2020. 5:15pm PT* Join the K-Money Club: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

085 - McDonald's Vandal Steals Walmart Panties, Red Lobster Mother's Day Brawl, and Publix Deli Gun

May 14, 2020 09:40 - 49 minutes - 43.7 MB

Dennis Rodman shares Kim Jong Un's hotties, Bill Murray fights Guy Fieri nacho style, some jag throws a rock through a Mickey D's window on way to Walm, jerk person fights workers at Red Lobster, and Big Toilet's favorite sub shop is a war zone. shop.sidekick.boston via therockeryrocks.com  *Recorded on May 13, 2020. 5:42pm PST Support the ride: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns.com Hit me: [email protected] Insta: powermovespodcast  

084 - Drunk Runs Himself Over, Alligator Murders Woman, and 911 Call for Crotch on Fire

May 07, 2020 07:00 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MB

It's not the right time for health, guy gets a DUI after running himself over, strip club drive thru, Gator diva says no pictures, Tik Tok pee pants, and a woman's private parts are ablaze. *Recorded May 6, 2020. 5:00pm PST* Join Us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Monday Night Beers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH1_VnsC0DU&t=3804s Contact: [email protected] Insta: @powermovespodcast

083 - Big Ed, Cleveland Bar Busted for 'Rona, and Beer Sales are Blowing Up

April 30, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 67.4 MB

INSIDE: UFO Videos, Becoming Your True Self, Fake Heart Attacks, 90 Day Fiance, John Stossel Sucks, "My Old Lady" Car Crash House Wreck, Busch Light, Skeet's VSP Bar in Cleveland is taken down on 4/20. *Recorded on April 29, 2020. 5:42 PST.* Reach Out: [email protected] Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Tees by Gnarly: DM Insta @GnarlyZack Monday Night Beers: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCq2aRi_sKMApEmFQA-Dkw_w Twitter: @pizzanachos69    

082 - NYC Mayor Gets Dick Pics, 2 Car Crashes 1 House, and The Junk Drawer

April 23, 2020 07:00 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MB

Whoops. Smashed the SD card so this audio is a backup, still good though. Gronk goes to the Buccs. Burns is getting fluffy. Mayor of NYC wants snitches, gets dick pics. A piece of garbage crashes two cars into the same house. *Recorded April 22, 2020. 5:30 PST.* The K$ Club: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Reach out: [email protected]

081 - Last Meals, Drinking From Home, and Threesome Gone Wrong

April 16, 2020 07:00 - 49 minutes - 43.8 MB

Burns and Gnarly answer some listener questions, discuss their last meals, everyone is work drinking from home, and a threesome turns violent over erection issues. *Recorded on April 15, 2020* Patreon Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: @powermovespodcast Twitter: @dadboner

080 - Top 3 Extravaganza Part 1

April 09, 2020 04:20 - 1 hour - 65.8 MB

Gnarly and Burns pick their "TOP 3" on over 50 subjects in this extended episode. Please excuse our quarantine audio. Other than a few glitches, this turned out pretty decent. We'll be at full strength again next week.  *Recorded April 8, 2020, 5pm PST* Power Moves Universe Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: @powermovespodcast Connect with Mike: [email protected]

079 - Dog Pulled Over in High Speed Chase and Pee Napkin Domestic Dispute

April 02, 2020 07:00 - 33 minutes - 30.6 MB

Still recognizing the weekend, pitbull was the wheelman, a pee napkin ruins a couple. Gnarly and Burns hold it down successfully. *Recorded April 1, 2020, 5:34pm PST Patreon: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Reach out: [email protected] Join us on Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @pmwmb

078 - Boober Eats, T-Shirt Toilet Paper, and NYC Rim Jobs Give You 'Rona

March 26, 2020 05:00 - 46 minutes - 41.9 MB

*Recorded 3/25/2020 5:41pm PST 4 boobs and a burger in Portland, people are wiping with t-shirts, and butt eating takes a nose dive in New York. Apologies for the audio. After a few minutes you get used to it. We should have a better remote set up next week. But this is still a kickass episode. Join us on Patreon: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner Insta: @powermovespodcast

077 - Quarantine Recipes, NFL Free Agency, Binge Suggestions, and Wild Erotic Dancer DUI

March 19, 2020 07:00 - 43 minutes - 38.8 MB

Gnarly Zack joins via satellite. Food ideas for the end of the world, Tom Brady goes to Florida, TV suggestions, an a strip club employee from Illinois goes buckwild during a DUI stop. We hope you enjoy this special episode during these hard times, Daddy. Exclusives Treasures: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

076 - Alex Jones DWI, Ram's Horn Knife Attack, and Wisconsin Cop's Penus Destroyed

March 12, 2020 07:00 - 39 minutes - 36.1 MB

*Recorded March 11, 5:30pm PST. Alex Jones loves booze, don't barf when drunks are eating their slop, and a cop gets his dong tugged during an arrest. JOE DEROSA VINYL: CapsuleRecords.LimitedRun.com MORE EPS & KARL WELZEIN EXTRAS: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns  TWITTER: @PMWMB @pizzanachos69 @dadboner INSTA: pizzanachos69 / powermovespodcast

075 - Florida Hospital Toe Sucker, Taco Bell Mom Huffing Crash, and Double 7-Eleven Robbery

March 05, 2020 09:45 - 39 minutes - 35.4 MB

This week's special episode with Big Homie Vince Averill and Garden City Michigan's finest is not to be missed. RIP FFNWJ BEHIND THE CURTAIN: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

074 - MCGRUFF THE CRIME DOG GOES TO PRISON, SAMURAI SWORD MICHIGAN ATTACK, AND HOT POCKETS HEIR LOCKED UP

February 27, 2020 08:00 - 51 minutes - 46.1 MB

Guy in a mega sweet Def Leppard tee gets busted for stealing a Walm scooter, shots fired at Flint Taco Bell, McGruff the Crime Dog gets locked up, Katana blade stabbing over weed in MI, and the Hot Pockets heir goes to prison. Brought to you by: shop.sidekick.boston EXCLUSIVE CONTENT: PATREON.COM/POWERMOVESWITHMIKEBURNS TWITTER: @dadboner @pizzanachos69 @PMWMB

073 - First Date Bank Robbery, Jack In The Box Robbery, and Pastor Sues NFL Over Halftime Porn

February 20, 2020 08:00 - 49 minutes - 44.8 MB

We breakdown the worst first date ever, a J in the B robber gets punked out, and a pastor who thinks the Super Bowl halftime show will send him to hell with horniness. Exclusive Episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Follow us on Twitter: @PMWMB

072 - Porn Shot in Gas Station Snack Aisle and Taco Bell Robbed Before Strip Club

February 13, 2020 08:00 - 59 minutes - 53.8 MB

Enjoy this premium episode for these top tier stupid true crime stories of the week, and stay for the Yelp reviews of the locations. Exclusive Content: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @Dadboner Merch: powermoveswithmikeburns.com Contact: [email protected]    

071 - Gritty Found Not Guilty, Undercover Sex Worker Paid with Chili's Burger, and Bag Full of Drugs.

February 06, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 54.1 MB

You get all these important news items, but wait! There's more! Daddy Big Chris drops an epic story in your lap in a very special Pmail Bag. Strap in, kids. It's a wild ride. Brought to you by Manscaped.com. Use code POWERMOVES for 20% off and free shipping. Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast  &  pizzanachos69 If you fear you may be ill and have suicidal thoughts, please call The National Suicide Prevention Hotline 1-800-273-8255. If you are ...

070 - 9 Time Parking Lot Pooper, Smoking Weed in Court for Weed, and Back Alley Shrimp Fight

January 30, 2020 05:02 - 44 minutes - 39.9 MB

Mike and Gnarly discuss a mystery doo doo woman, a guy who showed a judge his doob smoke style, and two women involved in a shrimp deal gone wrong. Exclusives: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns  Brought to you by Bud Ben at bighamtavern.com  Contact Us: [email protected] Twitter: @pizzanachos69 @dadboner Instagram: @powermovespodcast     

069 - Gritty Assaults Teen, Dad Tackled Son's Wrestling Opponent, BK Phone Attack, and Robber Living in Grocery Store Ceiling

January 23, 2020 08:00 - 39 minutes - 34.7 MB

Gritty is in hot water, Psycho Dad lights up a HS wrestler, a cheap scumbag assaults a BK worker with his phone, and some guy is living in a grocery store ceiling. EXCLUSIVES: PATREON.COM/POWERMOVESWITHMIKEBURNS Insta: powermovespodcast Twitter: @pizzanachos69