POWER MOVES with Mike Burns
235 episodes - English - Latest episode: 11 days ago - ★★★★★ - 609 ratingsComedians Mike Burns and trusty sidekick Mike Bridenstine share their own intimate life stories as well as discussing power moves in the world of food, sports, entertainment, and pop culture in this weekly, cult driven podcast.
Recorded in beautiful Saginaw, MI.
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Mike Burns is an author, creator of the Twitter account @dadboner, former writer for Mtv's Ridiculousness, stand up comic, host and head writer for Playstation Vue, Andy Kaufman Award finalist, writer for Vice Magazine, WWE YouTube head writer, a prestigious Just For Laughs "new face", children's clothing designer, art director, fashion buyer, bartender, football fan, avid bad golfer, current social media director, and fiercely loyal friend. Mike lives in Saginaw, MI where he's just a guy happily sitting at the end of the bar screaming at the Detroit Lions game.
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Episodes
164 - Oscar Slap and Gunned Down Jet Ski Maniac
March 31, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 70.5 MBBrido is back to discuss: -Taylor Hawkins RIP -The Chris Rock and Will Smith Slap -Doritos Cost Cutting Chip Numbers -A Jet Skier Who Needed to Be Put Down 4/2 Chicago Tickets Bonus Pregame Episode
Cherry Picks Vol. 1
March 24, 2022 10:00 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MBWith Brido away on assignment, enjoy this special best of edition, filled with the ripest stupid true crime stories from the days of wayback featuring Gnarly Zack and "B-Dubs" Brooks Wheelan. 'Memba when Gnarly had to sit on the balcony in the cold during lockdown? 'Memba that? Good times. 1. Duff McKagan 2. Intro 3. Duthsty Rhodes Promo 4. Supermarket Dad Fistfight 5. Proud Boy Shoots Peener Off 6. Cop Car Sex 7. Battle Axe Home Invasion 8. Evil eBay Execs 9. Father Travis...
163 - Meth Cop Test and Drone Strike Stabbing Revenge
March 17, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBIt's an action packed show with your boys breaking down: -Mike Tyson Holyfield Weed Gummies -Elon Musk vs. Putin -Tom Brady unretiring -Turn it Up or Turn it Down 2 -Florida Man has cops test his meth for bath salts -Date turns into attempted murder over US drone strike on Iran See Power Moves LIVE in Chicago: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/power-moves-with-mike-burns-live-tickets-292167750607 Pregame with the bonus ep: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
162 - Leaf Blower Gun Assault, Porno Car Crash, and Turn it Up or Turn it Off
March 10, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBBrido and I play a new music game called "Turn it Up or Turn it Off", a Detroit guy passes away watching porn while driving, and in Florida a man almost gets shot for using a leaf blower at 7:45 AM. POWER MOVES LIVE in Chicago 4/2: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/power-moves-with-mike-burns-live-tickets-292167750607 Pregame with us and hear some cringe childhood stories: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
161 - New York Sex Complaints, Nude Florida Lawyer, and Anti Vaxx Gun Threat
March 03, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBBurns yells at Brido for making him try to remember the 2000 election, Hard Mountain Dew is coming, a lawyer in Florida gets naked drunk at a beach bar, and New Yorkers are getting crazy loud with their banging activities. Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
160 - Police Station Urinal Camera, Drunk Airport Suitcase Scooter, and Disney Family Brawl
February 17, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 82.2 MBAaron Rodgers wedding called off, Super Bowl hangovers, hidden pee camera at cop shop, the crazed case of a drunk woman on a suitcase scooter in Florida, and two sisters go buckwild at Disney World. Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
159 - Golden Corral Brawl, Man Loses Arm at Grocery Store, and Ice Fishing Prostitution
February 10, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 74.3 MBAnd we're back! Took a snow day last week and went Patreon only. Brido joins this week for a brawl at Golden Corral, a dude who maybe cut his arm off at a grocery store, and a mayor who thinks ice fishing brings in prostitution. Bless you Daddies. Pregame episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
158 - Shoe Goo, Pee, Kid Rock, and Weed
January 27, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 58 MBBrido joins to breakdown the new Kid Rock single lyrics, a shoe store manager who goops in customer's sneakers, an anti vax guy who drinks his own pee, and..Burns does the show on too much THC. It's a really classy episode. Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
157 - Impotent Guy's Insulation Foam Fix and Los Angeles Train Robberies
January 20, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBBrido joins for all this mess: -Burns thinks he has Covid-22 -Rappers being prosecuted from lyrics -Los Angeles has some crazy train robberies going on -A horny guy filled his limp peepis with insulation foam -Power Tube -Power Grooves Pregame episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
156 - Drake Hot Sauce Sex, Florida Glitter Attack, and Smoking is Cool Again
January 13, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBMichael Jordan vs. Tom Brady, people are smoking cigs again, and Drake takes drastic steps to destroy his seed. Brido rocks it successfully on another fabulous episode of The People's Podcast. Hear the exclusive bonus companion episode every week at patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns and feel good about supporting this fine independent program that loves you back.
155 - 90 Day Fiance Fart Jars, Pabst Blue Ribbon Eat A**, and Hey Usher F*ck You B*tch
January 06, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBJeez, lotta profanity in that title. Kinda concerning? We're back 2022! And Brido is ready to rock your world. Jason DeRulo goes buckwild over Usher comment, PBR gets in troubs for a recommendation, some guy makes a grave error hopping an NYC turnstile, and a chick from 90 Day Fiance was selling farts for money. Pregame with us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Weed: A Connoisseur's Guide to Cannabis: https://www.amazon.com/Weed-Connoisseurs-Cannabis-Ellen-Holland/dp/0760371083
154 - Bang, Marry, Erase from Existence Rides Again
December 16, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 89.2 MBBrido and I discuss karaoke, 80's wrestling, Christmas lights, and play everyone's favorite game show, "BANG, MARRY, ERASE FROM EXISTENCE!" Support the show and get a bonus episode every week: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Weed: A Connoisseur’s Guide to Cannabis
153 - Waffle House Meth Dealer, Explosive British Rectum, and Peener Ruler
December 09, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 63.1 MBBrido after the show: "Wow, that episode got really naughty." -Karl Welzein gives a special congrats to newlyweds -A Waffle House cook gets busted for dealing meth -A WW2 memorabilia collector gets an anti tank shell stuck in his you know what -An Iowa guy gets busted for measuring his junk at the library Weekly Pregame Episode
152 - OnlyFans Cop Car, Gun Shop Prank, and Kid Rock Lyrics Dissected
December 02, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 73.6 MBAnd we're back from 'Ving Vacay. Brido will make you a plate of lefties. -Kid Rock's "Don't Tell Me How To Live" fully broken down. -911 called to get out of a speeding ticket. -Gun shop prank manslaughter. -OnlyFans recorded in a cop car. -Power Tube -Power Grooves Power Moves Holiday Merch Join us for the bonus Pregame every episode
151 - Mike Tyson Toad Venom, Door Dash Dumper, and Dog Bonin'
November 18, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBIn this top quality episode: -Big Toilet is high as giraffe p**** -A Door Dasher blows up a lobby garbage can -Plumbers brace for Brown Friday -Poo sticks (Joker face) -A dog humper gets busted -Mike Tyson brand Toad Venom You'll see. Brido rides shotgun. Get in the car. Pregame in the K-Money Club for Uniformed Political Commentary
150 - Arby's Vodka, Joe Biden Long Fart, and Bad Prison Toilet Manners
November 11, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 59.6 MBAll in this exciting episode: Ab cramps, grown up clothes, Jeff Bezos girlfriend wants to bone Leo DiCaps, Arby's vodka, Joe Biden rips a big one, prison fart assault, and all the usual antics with your baby brother Brido. POWER MOVES: Pregame in the K-Money Club Advertising opportunities: [email protected]
149 - Pizza Hut is Too Horny, The Beach is Too Horny, and Papa Karl
November 04, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 72.7 MBBrido joins for: Frigid temps, Christmas music, Michael Jordan gambling with Jeremy Roenick, Pizza Hut's Horny Sauce, Beach Rubbin', Papa John is just Wealthy Dadboner, and other nonsense. Use code SGPBURNS at Points Bet Join the gang to hear the Pregame Show
148 - Russian Bear Attack, Pop Tarts Lawsuit, and Parking Enforcement Hate ft. Brido
October 28, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 75.3 MBIn this fabulous episode: Birthday Blues, Meh World Series, Tiger King 2, Russian Bear Attacks Boxer, LA Parking Enforcement Sucks, Pop Tarts Gets Sued, Suing for Anything, Pantera Taco Bell Rider, and Your Baby Brother Brido. Pregame with us: K-Money Club featuring Peanut's Champagne Room
147 - Helicopter Attack, 90 Year Old Tough Guy, Dirty Car Sex Lawsuit, Brido, and You Guys
October 07, 2021 21:50 - 1 hour - 73.5 MBBrido joins to discuss a stolen property returned to the rightful family, Flint idiots trying to shoot a helicopter, an old man who will hit you in the mouth, and a lawsuit over an STD. SGPBURNS Points Bet Promo Power Moves Merch Patreon Special Episode
146 - Silvio Dante Threesomes, Hamilton Mask Rage, and Jeep Jill Off with Nate Craig
October 01, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 71.2 MBThe Lions gonna Lions, Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti, a babe gets busy in a Florida car lot, a maniac goes full on stupid at a Hamilton performance, and our good friend Nate Craig comes along for the ride. SGPBURNS Points Bet Promo Nate Craig Detroit and Austin Stand Up Tickets
POWER MOVES: LIVE in Chicago at The Lincoln Lodge
September 23, 2021 10:00 - 58 seconds - 754 KBClick on the Patreon link below to listen to the full 1:40 program combining the Pregame and the Flagship. It's FREE. POWER MOVES: Live in Chicago at The Lincoln Lodge
144 - Gnarly Zack Hangs & Bangs
September 16, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBWe catch up with your best bud, Gnarly Zack. More: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns LIVE in Chicago Tickets
143 - Severe Weather and The Snowman
September 09, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBWe're back live at PT's Pool & Grill talking tree trimming, severe weather, antique shows scamming people for money, dive bars, and Snowman shares a brawl story. Tickets to POWER MOVES LIVE in Chicago More: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
142 - $45,000 in Porn, Bad Advertising, and Milk Crates feat. Brido
September 02, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBBrido joins for a conversation about poor body image, anger at commercials, America is headed for Idiocracy, milk crates, and the guy who sued his parents over his giant porno collection has justice prevail. Patreon: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Power Moves LIVE in Chicago Tickets
141 - I'm Your Huckleberry Blast feat. Brido
August 26, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 54.9 MBBrido of the Hunk podcast joins for discussions on dehydration, shrunken ding dongs, getting a Go Fund Me to pay for a Val Kilmer tattoo, the return of CM Punk to AEW, Marlon Wayans' new filthy stand up special, a guy who tried to rob a store for a Snickers bar, and a bunch of other really cool stuff you'll enjoy. Pregame episode and other exclusive content. Subscribe: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
140 - A Conversation with Clue Heywood
August 19, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 72.7 MBAnonymous Twitter darling @ClueHeywood makes his first ever podcast appearance for a discussion about social media, dive bars, music, drinking 69 beers, and finding true happiness in this special episode. Sink in. Pregame with your boy @brido: Patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
139 - Brooks "B-Dubs" Wheelan Freestyle
August 12, 2021 10:00 - 56 minutes - 45.8 MBB-Dubs stops by the program via satellite from Casa del Sol to share his adventures under the bright lights of Hollywood. New Pregame episode: Patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
138 - LIVE from Detroit with Big Homie Vince Averill
August 05, 2021 21:44 - 47 minutes - 42.8 MBAll killer no filler with the Big Homie. You know how we do. More of the good stuff: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
137 - Snowman 2
July 29, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 70.3 MBSnowman makes a triumphant return to the program for party & bullshit & a round of Bone, Marry, Erase from Existence in this can't miss episode. Join us for more stuff: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
136 - Nagging Murder, Pickle Pooper, and Let God Take the Wheel
July 23, 2021 03:18 - 1 hour - 52.3 MBSpecial guest Nate Craig joins the program from Wisconsin to discuss the Bucks championship, Aaron Rodgers, a murder over nagging, letting god drive your car, and a Florida man who got busting boning a pickle. Check out the hour and half pregame episode with Mike Bridenstine here for members only: www.patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Nate Craig tickets and show dates: www.natecraig.com
135 - Outback Steakhouse Rampage, Spicy Chicken Shots Fired, and Doo Doo Hiccups
July 15, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBBrido from the Hunk podcast joins to talk Instagram addiction, how the chicken is violently spicy at BK in Memphis, complete chaos at a Florida Outback Steakhouse, the boys look back at Carolina Panthers WR Robby Anderson's 2018 arrest, and discuss the garbage guy in charge of Brazil who has chronic hiccups due to backed up doo doos. Allegedly. More: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
134 - Bone, Marry, Erase from Existence
July 01, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBMike "Brido" Bridenstine joins Burns for another round of this evolving game. More: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Subscribe to "Hunk with Mike Bridenstine" wherever you listen to podcasts.
133 - Trailer Park Sewage Axe, Right Wing Lawn Pooper, and Power Moves Chapter 5 Part 3
June 10, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBSewage and guns and axe attacks, "Trump Man" spends ten years crapping on his neighbor's lawn, and we ALMOST get through chapter 5 of Power Moves. patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns powermovesgoods.com
132 - Slayer vs. The Cops and Power Moves Chapter 5 Part 2
June 03, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 55.8 MBIt's a potluck episode with a little of everything. Grab a plate. Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
131 - Casino Bomb Threat, Airplane Cocaine, and Pee Bucket Attack
May 27, 2021 10:00 - 52 minutes - 48 MBGnarly returns to the loving arms of Power Moves, a bad gambler with anger issues gets locked up, some psycho goes Tony Montana on a Jet Blue flight, and Mr. Funyuns gets violent with his portable toilet. Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Gear: powermovesgoods.com
130 - Mega Size Party & Bullsh*t with Brido
May 20, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 86.4 MBBurns & Brido get loose in this special Mega Size episode featuring Monday Night Beers. See hotass Nate Craig LIVE. Bring a mop. Pregame for an extra 40 mintues: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
129 - Hangin' & Bangin' featuring 2 Live Karl
May 13, 2021 10:00 - 59 minutes - 52.8 MBThe boys dissect the madness of the 2 Live Karl chapter from Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style by Karl Welzein. Part 1. patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
128 - Kid Rock Colostomy Bag Attack, Kansas State Rep Teacher Chaos, and Army Nipples Destroyed by Polish Stripper
May 06, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBThere's more trouble at Kid Rock's Bigass Honky Tonk, a Kansas State Rep gives an unbelievably bizarre substitute teaching performance, and a US Army soldier endures a night of hell at a Polish strip club. Pregame with us: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns
127 - Cops Drag Race Crash, Finger Cut Off Slashing Tires, and Kid Rock's Honkey Tonk Maniac Attack
April 29, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBAn NFL player is taking his whole salary in crypto, four cops totaled their squad cars drag racing, a guy who robbed a store with a BB gun gets arrested buying a BB gun, a drunkass cut off his finger slashing tires, and a maniac with super powers went ballistic in Kid Rock's Honkey Tonk Steakhouse. Patreon Pregame Gear up: powermovesgoods.com
126 - Taco Bell Drive Thru Mega Rage and Power Moves Chapter 4: Dave
April 22, 2021 10:00 - 53 minutes - 47.9 MBTwo corrections officers ruin their lives during a trip to Taco Bell, and the boys break down chapter 4 of Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style. patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns powermovesgoods.com *Recorded April 21, 2021. 5:00pm ET*
126 - Taco Bell Drive Thru Mega Rage and Power Moves Chapter 5: Dave
April 22, 2021 10:00 - 53 minutes - 47.9 MBTwo corrections officers ruin their lives during a trip to Taco Bell, and the boys break down chapter 5 of Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style. patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns powermovesgoods.com *Recorded April 21, 2021. 5:00pm ET*
125 - Home Inspector Bangs Elmo, Guns Drawn at Burger King & Domino's
April 15, 2021 09:30 - 1 hour - 54.7 MBAll in this must listen episode: The boys are gonna get wealthy from Dogecoin, dude pulls a gun at Domino's over "toppings on the side", a babe bust caps in the BK drive thru, a home inspector bangs a kid's Elmo doll, and a couple leaves their toddler in the car while they go sex toy shopping. So special. powermovesgoods.com Patreon *Recorded 4/14/2021, 6:14 ET*
124 - Nude Walk of Shame, Publix Masturbation, and Taco Contest Lawsuit
April 08, 2021 09:00 - 50 minutes - 44.7 MBPower Moves Goods A fella on a riding mower goes on a crime spree, a taco eating contest goes to court, a way too horny guy gets busy solo in the Publix parking lot, and a cheater is forced to go on a nude walk of shame. The K-Money Club feat. Peanut's Champagne Room *Recorded April 7, 2021. 9:15pm ET*
123 - Big Mac Violence, Fake Self Kidnapping, and John Beat Down
April 01, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 60 MBA Florida mom tries to kill someone at a crowded public park with her car, a domestic dispute over a Big Mac, some idiot faked his own kidnapping to get out of work, and a sex worker brutally destroys a john who won't pay. Bonus Content: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns *Recorded 3.31.2021. 8pm ET.*
122 - Grease Penny Payoff, Bologna Border Bust, and Hollywood Goth Club Creeps
March 25, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBAnd...we're back. Border cops seize 227 pounds of illegal bologna, a Florida mom beats down a kid at school with a boxing glove, a mechanic gets his last check as 91,500 pennies soaked in grease, some dork from an HBO show ruined his career by grabbing chicks at a goth club, and we have an update from Power Moves legend, Father Travis, of S&M church porno fame. The K-Money Club feat. Peanut's Champagne Room *Recorded March 24, 2021. 9:15 ET*
121 - The Big Situation and Karl vs. The Carlsons
February 25, 2021 08:00 - 58 minutes - 51.9 MBBurns reads Gnarly chapters 2 & 3 from Power Moves: Livin' the American Dream, USA Style for the first time. Hilarity ensues and joy is found. Bonus episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns *Recorded 2.24.2021, 5:47pm PT*
120 - Springsteen DUI, Wendy's Cinnabon Attack, Dead Animal Grave, and Magic Sword Robbery
February 11, 2021 08:00 - 58 minutes - 52.1 MBBruce Springsteen DUI, complete maniac runs into a cop car doing everything wrong possible, Wendy's Cinnabon attack, grave defiled with dead animals, sword nerdass robbery, and Dinosaur Mask Jesus. Patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Contact: [email protected] #FREEBRUCESPRINGSTEEN *Recorded 2.10.2021, 5:33 pm PT*
119 - Hollyboob, Florida Prison Porn, Snow Shoveling Murder Suicide, and Michigan Machete Attack
February 04, 2021 08:00 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MBToday on the the program, 3 people are dead in a snow shoveling murder-suicide, 6 people are arrested for changing the Hollywood sign to “Hollyboob”, there’s been ANOTHER machete attack in Michigan, and a Florida lawyer is in trouble for shooting porno inside a prison. Pregame Episodes: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast *Recorded 2.3.2021 5:30pm PT*
118 - My Pillow Twitter Ban, Robert Kraft Sex Tape Update, and Detroit Sword Attack
January 28, 2021 08:00 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MBMike Lindell is banned from Twitter, sad Robert Kraft porno news, a guy steals an ambulance to get Jack in the Box, and we have another sword attack in Michigan. Power Moves Pregame: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast mondaynightbeers powermovesgolf pizzanachos69 gnarlyzack Contact: [email protected]
117 - Joe Exotic Limo Pardon, Boogie Wit da Hoodie Toilets, Chicago Airport Hideout, and Myrtle Beach Skywheel Porn
January 21, 2021 08:00 - 57 minutes - 50.9 MBA man in fear of 'Rona living at a Chicago airport, Joe Exotic is toast, a gas station is robbed of Mentos, A Boogie Wit da Hoodie has bad toilet issues, and the coppers bust Myrtle Beach live porno shows. Bonus weekly episode: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns Insta: powermovespodcast mondaynightbeerspod powermovesgolf pizzanachos69 gnarlyzack *Recorded 01.20.2021 5:47pm PT*