Pod Don't Lie

DC'S FINEST PT 1W/JAMEL JOHNSON

April 07, 2020 15:45 - 54 minutes - 74.8 MB

The quarantine eps continue with this beautiful two parter. The boys welcome on one of Stav's oldest friends in comedy: DC sports super fan and hilarious comedian Jamel Johnson as he and Sam discuss which fan base truly has it worse. We also talk about Bobby Flay having sex, but that might be in part 2, it's tough to remember.

Division 3 Body w/Chris Distefano

April 01, 2020 17:06 - 1 hour - 91.7 MB

Hilarious comedian and division 3 sharpshooter Chris Distefano joins the boys to discuss his career as a student athlete, groupies with disabilities, and the limits of the Italian mind.

At Least Fredo was Banging Cocktail Waitresses W/Brian Koppelman

March 27, 2020 15:28 - 57 minutes - 78.9 MB

The boys are thrilled to have writer, director, and lifelong Knicks fan Brian Koppelman on the pod! Brian's a true hoops fanatic and a great interview. We talk shooting with JJ Reddick, beating one of the 50 best players of all time in Horse, and narrowly avoiding doing cocaine with Motley Crue and Vancouver's finest strippers.

JAMAL MURRAY'S PENIS

March 24, 2020 13:56 - 35 minutes - 49.1 MB

Anytime an NBA player's penis makes it to the internet, the PDL boys are here for you with an in depth breakdown. On this ep we cover Jamal Murray's dong, the Chinese Basketball Association resuming play, a possible Big 3 quarantined tournament, and more! We had some technical difficulties this ep, but you're gonna wanna listen for the sweet, sweet riffs. Back later this week <3

SUCK OUR HOGS, CORONA

March 16, 2020 15:53 - 57 minutes - 78.6 MB

The boys return for the first ep since a global pandemic disrupted the entire world and, with it, the best sports league on earth. Corona has fucked our asses big time, but the pod marches on! Sam is quarantined in LA and Stav has already developed a crippling addiction to marijuana edibles, but we're gonna get through this together. We're gonna continue talking NBA news, get some good guests via skype, and dip into our old preseason episode formats to keep bringing you NBA podcasting...

MAILBAG BABY

March 10, 2020 17:16 - 50 minutes - 46 MB

The inaugural Pod Don't Lie mailbag, thanks for all the questions. If you asked a question about someone's penis size and we didn't get to it, sorry we got like 10,000 of those. Anyway, we wanna do another one of these at the end of the month so keep the questions coming in the DM's and thanks for listening you lil sluts.

KNICKS EMERGENCY

March 07, 2020 00:05 - 56 minutes - 77.6 MB

The boys are forced to drop a second pod to address one of the most disastrous, embarrassing weeks the Knicks have ever had. You can tell the boys are passionate because they use analogies that invoke mass shootings, divorce, getting diarhea at chipotle and having two women be so disappointed in your penis that they call off a threesome (that last one might just be a real story that happened to one of the hosts hehe). After knicks talk we bounce around the league, talking Bucks, Clips,...

BASKETBALL PUBES

March 02, 2020 21:42 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MB

The boys return with special guest James Mattern to talk Celtics Racism, James Harden's wild levels of butt hurt and jealousy, and introduce the concept of "basketball pubes."

LEBRONS PENIS WAS IN JOSH HARTS NOSTRILS

February 27, 2020 21:55 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MB

The boys are finally back together, reunited in studio and talk Lebron forcing Josh Hart to breath pure penis air, the sixers crumbling and... and the celt... the celtics being g... nevermind forget the third thing.

Ball Star Weekend

February 20, 2020 14:57 - 1 hour - 83 MB

The boys recap a thrilling all star weekend and decide who they will be rooting for for the rest of the season. Other topics covered include how much pussy Nick Elam (creator of the Elam ending used in this year's all star game) got on all star weekend, Sam's encyclopedic knowledge of the Uncle Drew movie, and busting soft.

D’ANTONI NIPPLE CLAMPS

February 13, 2020 16:45 - 54 minutes - 75.3 MB

Sams in LA promoting his new special (go watch it now!! Free on YouTube) and Stav is hungover as hell but the boys rally to drop an episode containing even less research than usual. We do have an extended D’Antoni bdsm analogy though. Recorded weds at like 6pm so we don’t cover the Lakers/nuggets game, but that shit was pretty good right?

TRADE HEAD-LINE RECAP

February 07, 2020 17:11 - 59 minutes - 81.7 MB

SO MANY TRADES!!! And we cover them all, do we know all the details? No, do we compare Andre Iguadola to a deadbeat step dad that fucks your mom but doesn’t help raise you? Yes. Plus, after needing a full 24 hours to mourn, Sam is finally ready to discuss Marcus Morris to LA.

KNICKS GETTING GIANNIS!! KNICKS GETTING MASAI!!! MILLS IS FIRED!!! NY FOREVER BABY!!

February 05, 2020 03:50 - 58 minutes - 80.4 MB

STEVE MILLS IS FIRED BABY!!! WE DID IT!! *does a big ass line of coke* THE KNICKS ARE GETTING MASAI AND GIANNIS FOR SURE NOW!! WE’RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER!! DOLAN IS THE BEST OWNER IN SPORTS (Plus we talk trade rumors including an extended analogy about D LO being a thot)

KOBE

January 29, 2020 13:37 - 1 hour - 30.1 MB

The boys reflect on the saddest day in NBA history and do our best to honor a legend, highlighting his incredible career, discussing his impact, sharing some hilarious stories and clips and sneaking in a couple incredibly stupid jokes in there too.

BONUS: NBA ALL STAR SELECTIONS

January 23, 2020 17:49 - 46 minutes - 42.7 MB

ZION!!! is something we don't cover in this pre-recorded bonus episode. Instead, enjoy the boy's picks for the All Star team. Did we do enough research? No. Do we start the pod with some anecdotes about eating pussy? yes

Jeff Teague is Eskimo Brothers With Future

January 21, 2020 00:40 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MB

The boys put in work on a holiday for YOU. Covering trade rumors, Kyrie being the most annoying teammate in history, and speculating as to Brad Steven's involvement with the Jeffrey Epstein.

KAMIKAZE NUTSACK

January 13, 2020 05:48 - 1 hour - 88.2 MB

The boys recap a jam-packed NBA week which included the Lakers and Utah Jazz surging, the Cavs coach saying some racist shit, and one NBA player’s balls possibly exploding. Plus Kevin Durant: is he a bitch?? Listen for all this and more

Kevin Love is a Sassy Bitch, Trade Rumors + RIP David Stern

January 06, 2020 13:18 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MB

A nice early January News Roundup from the boys. Will the Lakers trade Kuz? Are the clips imploding?? Are the Thunder... good? Plus, we eulogize David Stern the only way we know how: speculating as to what his penis looked like and if he was good at fucking (he was). RIP to the greatest comish in sports history.

TOP 2010 MOMENTS W/MICHELLE WOLF

December 30, 2019 13:06 - 1 hour - 62 MB

The boys recap some of their favorite NBA memories of the decade with special guest Michelle Wolf, the pride of Hershey Pennsylvania who's new special Joke Show it out on Netflix. We talk how horny mark Jackson is, how Wilt's 100 point game (which happened in Hershey) only occurred bc there were no hot road groupies in central PA, and Michelle relishes the way men's bodies get objectified in sports. It's a banger folks!

STEPH CURRY'S PENIS

December 23, 2019 22:04 - 1 hour - 108 MB

We critique Steph Curry's penis while also praising the new and undisputed King of the NBA (Giannis) Plus: Harden is balling, The KG/Pierce/Allen Celtics are overrated and what we can learn about basketball from Kendall Jenner's pussy.

DON'T LET THE KNICKS GET HOT & JIMMY BUTLER DOES NOT LIKE CONDOMS

December 17, 2019 13:49 - 1 hour - 87.7 MB

The boys celebrate the knick's 3 game win streak (counting one 6 pt loss), and jump around the league to cover Joel Embiid's big time performance in boston, Dion Waiters most recent suspension and Jimmy Butler's side pieces. Sam has some really really reasonable thoughts about Marcus Morris' trade value.

LIZZO SMASHED KUZ??? LAKERS ROLL, GIANNIS F*CKS THE CLIPPERS, RIP FIZDALE

December 09, 2019 20:48 - 1 hour - 82.7 MB

The knicks have fired noted head getter David Fizdale and replaced him with a man that's so ugly he makes Mike Budenholzer fuckable. RIP to Fizz but congratulations on getting out. Also, we address the rumors that Lizzo had sex with kyle kuzma and is trying to have sex with Karl Anthony Towns. And, let's not forget, that Giannis threw his nuts down the clippers throats with both Kawhi and PG playing.

GIANNIS IS UNSTOPPABLE, THE KNICKS ARE DEAD, MELO'S BACK AND LUKA'S ACHILLES HEEL

December 03, 2019 21:21 - 58 minutes - 54 MB

The boys are back fully breaking down the NBA's thanksgiving action. Can anyone stop Giannis? Does one "Western Conference Player of the Week" mean Melo can keep cheating on Lala? Can the league stop Luka Doncic w/molly, cologne, and head from slavic models?

The Stiffness Index

November 26, 2019 21:52 - 1 hour - 56.3 MB

Midseason tournament? Sounds Dumb. Did Luka Doncic's dad fuck a girl Vlade Divac wanted to? With absolutely no research of knowledge, we say yes. We cover all this and debut a new segment: the stiffness index. Even for us this might be too many dick analogies in one episode.

SPURS SUCK?? MELOS BACK, JAMES HARDICK AND LUKA THE GAWD

November 20, 2019 20:09 - 75.6 MB

What a week of NBA action!! Luka and Harden are going balls deep in the league. The Lakers are good. The Celt-- uh I forgot what I was saying on that last part but it's a great ep. We debut a new segment called: Do They Suck??

SUCK US PORZINGIS

November 15, 2019 22:33 - 34 minutes - 46.9 MB

Emergency Bonus: The Knicks have turned it around and officially won the Porzingis trade. Also Melo signs with the Blazers and we finally talk Celtics— now get off our backs you piece of shit Boston fans.

SHAQ'S PENIS REDUX W/TMZ'z Adam Glyn

November 13, 2019 22:30 - 1 hour - 64.1 MB

The boys are back with a full ep covering the stories of the day PLUS some inside dirt from our buddy Adam Glyn who's covered the NBA for TMZ. Who's a an asshole? Who's a nice guy? Does Steph Curry cheat? Listen to find out

Sunday Night Bonus PDL

November 11, 2019 03:32 - 33 minutes - 30.6 MB

Sam and Stav try out a remote recording and you lucky motherufckers get to listen to it. Full ep coming weds

JIMMY BUTLER CUCKED KARL ANTHONY TOWNS AND STEPH IS A COWARD

November 04, 2019 22:53 - 1 hour - 59 MB

Gadam the NBA rules, week 2's got us stiffer than Michael Porter Jr's back. Join us as we discuss the Warriors being cowards (and pedophiles?), we do some investigative reporting re:Jimmy Butler smashing KAT's gf, and do a thorough ass rundown of the week's events.

NBA IS BACK AND THE WARRIORS SUCK

October 29, 2019 15:48 - 54 minutes - 52.3 MB

Sam and Stav recap the first week of the NBA season. Thank you lord for giving us basketball back.

NBA WESTERN CONFERENCE PREVIEW

October 22, 2019 13:57 - 53 minutes - 48.9 MB

If you've bet all your money on our Eastern Conference over/unders, take out the biggest loan your bank will allow and bet that on our West over unders. These are guaranteed locks baby! (Prerecorded last week before Zion got hurt. Do I already regret some of the takes on this ep.... possibly)

NBA EAST OVER UNDERS AND PREDICTIONS

October 16, 2019 16:35 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MB

The boys are here to give you gambling advice so solid you can bet your entire motherfucking life savings on it. Sam has some very realistic and measured predictions when it comes to the Knicks.

Shaq gets racist, more Super Head, & Hornets memories with Roy Wood Jr.

October 09, 2019 16:02 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MB

The boys welcome one of the best standups working today, Roy Wood Jr. to the pod. Roy discusses how Hornet's fandom was the safe choice growing up in Alabama (teal isn't exactly a gang color) and reminisces about some of his favorite Hornets. Sam and Stav also drag the discussion back down to people getting sucked off.

Shaq Sex Stories and the Top 50 Players of All Time

October 02, 2019 16:40 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MB

This week the boys try and do a season preview, but get too distracted looking up stories about Shaq fucking. We also shit on Bleacher Report for their dumbass ranking of the best 50 players of all time.

SEASON'S ALMOST HERE! PIPPEN HAD A HUGE HOG!!

September 25, 2019 19:38 - 54 minutes - 51.6 MB

The boys are back to discuss one more offseason news dump and talk about how big scotty pippen's penis is.

NBA CONSPIRACIES!!! With Ryan Schutt

September 18, 2019 16:00 - 55 minutes - 53.2 MB

Skeptic and former college basketball player* Ryan Schutt comes in to discuss with absolute certainty that Michael Jordan's father was murdered by the mafia and drop gems about NBA sex parties. So many great NBA conspiracies we didn't even get to. Listen to this ep, but don't worry, we're definitely gonna revisit the topic.

NBA Cocksmen and Greek Ballers w/Yannis Pappas

September 11, 2019 16:57 - 48 minutes - 45 MB

hahahah team USA lost to France we had to prerecord this ep bc Stav (me, full disclosure I write these) is in Greece, but lol man that is embarrassing. Anyway, our good buddy Yannis drops by the studio to talk about NBA players who have sex.

Most F*ckable NBA Coaches

September 04, 2019 17:11 - 58 minutes - 55.2 MB

Sam and Stav sit down with their buddy Alex English to rank the NBA's most fuckable head coaches. Alex is a hilarious comic, witnessed NBA history (the malice at the palace!) and is gay, adding the much needed "funny fan of basketball that has sex with men" perspective to this discussion

Kardashian starting 5's, Boogie's Wedding and the PDL All Jewish Team w/Anthony Devito

August 28, 2019 17:14 - 52 minutes - 48.4 MB

Sam and Stav are joined by their good ole pal Anthony Devito who brings a decidedly New Jersey Italian perspective to the NBA offseason news including, Ben Simmon's dating history, and Boogie's Wedding and the potential criminal investigation that might follow it.

Lamar Odom quits Porn, Boogie blows his knee out & Team USA is asscheeks

August 21, 2019 17:16 - 55 minutes - 52.4 MB

Sam and Stav recap this week's major hoop stories including Lamar Odom's struggles with beating off, Melo still looking for a team, and a preview of the FIBA world cup.

Bar Fight All Stars with Ronny Chieng!

August 14, 2019 17:17 - 1 hour - 58.9 MB

Sam and Stav welcome special guest Ronny Chieng to breakdown which NBA players you'd want to have your back in a brawl. Ronny's incredibly successful, he's on the Daily Show, was in the hit film Crazy Rich Asians, but this week, he's discussing whether or not 90's Houston Rockets 2 guard Vernon Maxwell's syphilitic penis would be an asset in a bar fight.

David Griffin is a lil btch, Melo can't find a team but he can find side pssy & more!

August 07, 2019 19:30 - 1 hour - 63.6 MB

The boys breakdown all the offseason stories of the past week including: *David Griffin whining like a lil bitch about being the GM of a championship team with the best player in the world *Next season's slate of Xmas games *Team USA looking like ass cheeks *Carmelo Anthony trying to get into the league while cheating at an all NBA level

Most F*ckable NBA Owners

July 31, 2019 15:18 - 1 hour - 27.6 MB

The boys take an embarrassingly well researched look at which NBA team owner is the most fuckable. Please listen or they will have imagined having sex with elderly billionaires for no reason.

NBA Infidelity All Stars

July 24, 2019 16:49 - 40 minutes - 18.7 MB

The boys recap the little bit of NBA news that's happened since the Westbrook/CP3 trade, speculate on Ashton Kutcher vs Kyle Korver's penis size, and, most importantly, go through some of the most prolific cheaters in NBA history. Did your favorite NBA philanderer make the cut? listen to find out.

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