Pod Don't Lie
247 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsComedians Sam Morril and Stavros Halkias bring much needed confidence and passion to the world of basketball commentary
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Episodes
PDL POST VACCINE EDITION
March 29, 2021 22:27 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MBStav battles the side effects of the moderna vaccine as the boys discuss the weekend action, early returns from the trade deadline, and action movies for the first ten minutes of the pod
Patreon Preview: TRADE DEADLINE EXTRAVAGANZA
March 26, 2021 19:46 - 10 minutes - 9.64 MBThe Battle for Steak heats up and Sam has some incredible opinions on the most impactful move of the busiest trade deadline in league history. For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
The Dragon King
March 23, 2021 20:11 - 1 hour - 55 MBInjury reports, trade rumors, the NBA is rigged, and a new nickname that makes a lot of motherfucking sense
Patreon Preview: PJ TUCKER IS A BUCK AND DAME DESERVES TO GET SUCKED
March 19, 2021 19:26 - 10 minutes - 9.23 MBTrade talks, MVP discussions, trashing the NCAA and trying desperately to get Sam to stop talking about the knicks beating the magic in March For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
NBA IS FIXED (plus trades and Meyers Leonard)
March 17, 2021 00:11 - 1 hour - 66 MBThe NBA shows its anti-small business bias as the Dolan family’s NY franchise gets completely screwed in favor of the globalist, gentrifying Brooklyn Nets. Plus we talk trade rumors, Meyers Leonard and ask Sam if he would trade Julius Randle straight up for Luka or Zion
Patreon Preview: Trade Rumors PLUS Lol we forgot to talk about Meyers Leonard
March 12, 2021 21:08 - 10 minutes - 9.45 MBDamn, this story really was meant for us and we just wasted the whole ep talking about trade rumors. Our bad. For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
BALL STAR WEEKEND
March 08, 2021 20:40 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBWas Julius robbed of his NBA Allstar MVP? Does the skills contest suck? Is Rudy Gobert the most hated player in the NBA?
Patreon Preview: All Star Rosters, Fraudulent Win Streaks. And Sam’s Delusions Start to Cost Him
March 05, 2021 21:01 - 10 minutes - 9.44 MBSixers Dicks are on Turbo Hard, we describe one player as lube, we analyze which eastern conference team is currently enjoying the success of frauds, and Stav forces Sam into a bet he cannot win. For the full episode, subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
KNICKS THE 4 SEED GIANNIS MVP AGAIN
March 01, 2021 21:52 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MBSuck our nuts boston, Miami, Indiana, toronto hahahah NEW YORK FOREVER Plus the bucks have a gritty win over the little cucks of LA and multiple ghislaine maxwell analogies
Patreon Preview: "KING" JULIUS "THE ENGINE" RANDLE plus Celtics Update :)
February 25, 2021 22:52 - 11 minutes - 10.3 MBWE DID IT BABY!!! ALLSTAR GAME HERE WE GO!!! plus-- trade rumors and a very important Boston Update For the full episode subscribe to the Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
PDL ALL STAR TEAM
February 22, 2021 00:42 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBThe official PDL selection for the all star reserves, one day before the NBA announces it. See how wrong we are. See how mad Sam get trolled about Julius Randle. Rundown starts about 30 mins after a recap of the weekend's actio
Patreon Preview: ALL STAR STARTERS & BUCKS ARE FUCKED
February 19, 2021 19:26 - 10 minutes - 9.64 MBstavvy smashes the bucks panic button, sam waits a shocking amount of time to bring up the knicks, we talk all star starters, and suck off some players we've neglected thus far in the season For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
NBA Valentines
February 16, 2021 00:01 - 1 hour - 58 MBTrade Rumors, Blake buy out? Some teams are balling, some teams are getting their cheeks clapped and Sam celebrates two victories over injury riddle teams like it's the conference finals.
Patreon Preview: The Birthday Bitch
February 12, 2021 23:59 - 11 minutes - 10.4 MBStav's hungover from steak and Sam from booze. We bounce around the whole league and have a good thing going until a newly 32 year old Stavros goes on a Giannis rant that then signals to Sam it's ok to start talking about the Knicks. For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
BOOOO DROSE BOOOOOO
February 09, 2021 02:12 - 1 hour - 56.7 MBthe boys debate who sucks off tyrese haliburton more, discuss the smoking hot kings, the stupid knicks trade, and consider whether harrison ford would fuck kristaps porzingis
Patreon Preview: Elfrid Payton's Burner
February 06, 2021 01:11 - 10 minutes - 13.9 MBElf's got a burner, Oubre goes off for 40, and Julius Randle... all star? All that and more right here, fuckos For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
Manu’s (Cock) Rings
February 02, 2021 08:24 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBThe boys cover the battle for steak, the weekend’s big games and bat around some trade ideas
Patreon Preview: The Tangent
January 30, 2021 02:48 - 12 minutes - 11.4 MBThe boys set out to talk Lakers v Sixers, go on a tangent and never really come back. Along the way we talk beal trades, lonzo trades, and sam learns an important lesson about consent. if you're a timberwolves fan dont kill yourself after listening. For the full episode, subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
Who Fucks More? Shams or Woj?
January 26, 2021 03:35 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBThe boys recap a relatively slow nba week beautifully and thoroughly and also spend some time wildly speculating about the sex lives of the league's finest insiders.
Patreon Preview: The Knicks are Inevitable
January 22, 2021 18:55 - 10 minutes - 9.41 MBThe boys discuss the #1 team in NY's big win over the warriors, the bucks lil dick loss to the lakers and highlight some particularly cunty behavior from shaq For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
That Beautiful Harden Smile
January 19, 2021 19:57 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBWe wrap up the MLK day action, talk Nets ceiling, and describe, in details Sam's wholesome but graphic gay marriage fantasies with Kelly Oubre
Patreon Preview: James HarDick
January 14, 2021 07:19 - 10 minutes - 9.96 MBThe beard is coming to BK, we breakdown the 4 team trade, and then go long about a bunch of bullshit. At one point Sam talks about how Porzingis and Julius Randle would've been a great fit together. For the full episode, subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
Let’s Get JR Back In the League
January 12, 2021 18:51 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBThe boys detail their plan to save the NBA from coronavirus, highlight some of the teams that might be truly fucked, and slander melo just a few hours before he goes off for the Blazers in a comeback win that hadn’t happened while they were recording. We also end the ep reading some choice reviews from the PDL faithful
Patreon Preview: Samstrodamus Grows More Powerful Each Day
January 08, 2021 19:09 - 10 minutes - 9.96 MBDo we talk about the Knicks to start? Yes but we also do a pretty thorough run down of the rest of the league for the other 45 minutes so suck our dicks For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
Turns Out Steph Isn’t Completely Washed Yet
January 05, 2021 07:15 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBRecorded off the heels of a thrilling NY win over atlanta, the boys cover their beloved Knicks, Steph Curry’s explosion for a career high 62, and some Harden trade rumors. If you wanna skip the knicks talk go to 20 Mins in lol
Patreon Preview: Fuck-py New Year
January 02, 2021 02:52 - 11 minutes - 10.3 MBA new year means 365 new opportunities to delude yourself into thinking the Knicks are making the playoffs. Don’t worry we don’t actually talk about the Knicks that much on this one. For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
Thibs Has Unleashed Julius Randle
December 29, 2020 05:10 - 1 hour - 57.2 MBSamstrodamus is at it again folks says the phrase
Patreon Preview: "Twas the night before fuckmas"
December 25, 2020 00:22 - 11 minutes - 10.4 MBThe boys recap all the action in the young nba season. Stav remains very calm and collected when discussing the Buck’s opener. Sam continues to have incredibly rational ass takes about the Knicks For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
DELUXE SEASON PREVIEW PALOOZA
December 21, 2020 18:12 - 1 hour - 92.1 MBThe boys rank their teams in each conference and predict the major awards in our longest ep yet. Sam really really outdoes himself this time.
Patreon Preview: The Humble Pie Special
December 18, 2020 22:44 - 12 minutes - 11.7 MBThe boys talk about James Harden being awesome for a while and then revisit some of our worst takes from last season's eastern conference over/unders pod. Plus sam gets roasted by a guy who sounds like he's giving a presentation in a speech 101 class For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
GIANNIS STAYS IN MILWAUKEE ;(
December 16, 2020 01:09 - 1 hour - 60 MBI guess this is good for milwaukee but idk man i was kinda hoping to go do cocaine and see a game in miami or eat a big ass steak and watch a game in dallas plus : harden, preseason talk, etc w/e you get it
Patreon Preview: Kyrie Hates Drama and Fake People
December 11, 2020 22:34 - 10 minutes - 9.21 MBPandemic P gets 226 million despite being ass cheeks, Kyrie continues to treat the media like a drunk bitch on reality tv, Harden is open to playing in miami, and we investigate: how much dick do the Bulls suck as a franchise plus more mailbag q’s and a roundup of the rest of the NBA’s stories heading into the preseason For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
Wall's Exodus w/Jamel Johnson
December 08, 2020 01:07 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBOur DC correspondent Jamel Johnson comes on to talk about John Wall's departure from his hometown team, the sexual implications of the gifts James Harden gave to Lil Baby, and the perils of living next door to an orgy house
Patreon Preview: Guy who fucks of the offseason: Malik beasley
December 04, 2020 05:04 - 11 minutes - 10.6 MBA wild offseason continues, wall for russ! PG continues to sound bitchmade! the Lakers got all their guy lined up plus so much more For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
TREY WINGO
December 01, 2020 05:57 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBYou know him, you love him, and we’re thrilled to have him. Over 20 years on ESPN and now he can truly say he’s done it all because he’s sat down with Sam and Stav on PDL. WE talk about his early days in broadcasting, his even earlier days as a page on SNL (yes, like Kenneth from 30 Rock), and the glory days on Sportscenter. Great talk.
Patreon Preview: FMK: Woj, Lowe, Windhorst
November 28, 2020 19:48 - 12 minutes - 11.3 MBThe boys come back from a thanksgiving holiday that has left both of their assholes really hurting to answer your hot burning nba questions. Which NBA coaches do we want to be our moms and dads for thanksgiving? Which 2nd year players will make a leap? Which national nba writers would we have sex with and which ones would we execute? For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
Free Agency recap: The Hornets are the Knicks now
November 23, 2020 01:58 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBA truly wild week of NBA transactions. Blazers and Lakers with very hard dicks. Hornets and Pistons with dicks softer than pudding. Hawks, hard but busts fast.
Patreon Preview: DRAFT RECAP SPECTACULAR
November 20, 2020 04:23 - 12 minutes - 11 MBThe only draft recap podcast that talks about Stephon Marburry's knicks career before they say the name "Lamelo Ball." Stav is stoned, Sam is wearing his gefilte colored glasses. It's a fun one. For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
TRADE-A-PALOOZA
November 17, 2020 21:46 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBSo much fucking shit is popping off. The bucks plumped their cocks up to an outstanding degree. GIANNIS IS WINNING THIS YEAR BABY I CAN FEEL IT cp3 to the suns, roco to the blazers, lots of beautiful shit
Patreon Preview: Report: Russell Westbrook to Tillman Fertita “Suck my nuts”
November 13, 2020 16:20 - 11 minutes - 15.4 MBFUCK IT RUSS TO THE KNICKS WHO FUCKING CARES LETS GET THAT 8 SEED BABY For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
Draft Spectacular w/Jonathan Wasserman
November 09, 2020 21:23 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBA rare episode of Pod Don't Lie where someone knows what they're talking about! We welcome the Bleacher Reports head NBA scout/draft writer Jonathan Wasserman on to breakdown that draft, who's going where? who's overrated? and who are the knicks gonna get??
Patreon Preview: NBA IS BACK BACK FORREAL THIS TIME
November 07, 2020 01:52 - 10 minutes - 9.76 MBNBA is back baby--- we talk restart plus a deep dive on jrue holiday trade rumors AND Sam searches for his basketball side hoe For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
Draft!, Sixers! Plus– O’Neil v Wright: Penis Wars
November 03, 2020 22:46 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBThe boys turn their eye to the draft for the first time this offseason, talk a little more about Daryl morey cucking Elton brand, and end the pod with some mail bag and a spirited debate about whether Shaqs dick is bigger than Dorell Wrights.
Patreon Preview: MOREY TO THE SIXERS, D'ANTONI TO THE NETS, DANUEL HOUSE'S BALLS GETTING CHOPPED OFF
October 30, 2020 21:18 - 11 minutes - 10.2 MBLots of NBA news. The sixers keep going buckwild, the 7 seconds or less suns are back in BK and lots of fun mailbag q's For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
NBA BACK BY CHRISTMAS???
October 28, 2020 16:19 - 1 hour - 69.1 MB“Word on the street” is the owners took a look at their books and said “fuck player wellness, seasons gotta start in December.” Is it fucked up? Is it too fast a turnaround? Maybe but how else am I gonna watch 10 hours of hoops while eating pies all day
Patreon Preview: RETURN OF STAN VAN
October 23, 2020 19:06 - 10 minutes - 14.2 MBNew orleans just got a whole lot motherfucking sexier. plus more mailbag q's and some trademark knicks takes For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
Return of the Bag
October 19, 2020 18:34 - 1 hour - 73.5 MBThe boys return with the first mailbag of the offseason. Which key free agents can help shore up a contender's front court? Can philly be saved? Which Van Gundy would you rather have sex with? You’ll find the answer to all these and more in this very pod
Patreon Preview: KD’s game is a big lazy penis
October 16, 2020 02:42 - 10 minutes - 9.3 MBThe season is over and the boys sat down to reminisce but mostly talked about the path to the Nets’ season being a disaster. We also cover Ty Lue stealing doc’s job and Daryl morey leaving the rockets. For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
RIP TO THE 2019-2020 NBA SEASON
October 12, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 60 MBSeason's over :( congrats to the Lakers. We split the pod into a game 6 preview/ game 5 recap and then did the second half all depressed after the blow out win. Salute to all the hard dick savages that listened to the pod for our first season together, looking forward to the next ones
Patreon Preview: KCP 4 MVP
October 09, 2020 18:49 - 9 minutes - 8.79 MBThe heat let one slip thru their fingers, samstridamus gets a little too big for his britches and Lawrence frank wins executive of the year for holding his cheeks open for Sam Presti For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie