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Pod Don't Lie

247 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratings

Comedians Sam Morril and Stavros Halkias bring much needed confidence and passion to the world of basketball commentary

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Episodes

PDL POST VACCINE EDITION

March 29, 2021 22:27 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MB

Stav battles the side effects of the moderna vaccine as the boys discuss the weekend action, early returns from the trade deadline, and action movies for the first ten minutes of the pod      

Patreon Preview: TRADE DEADLINE EXTRAVAGANZA 

March 26, 2021 19:46 - 10 minutes - 9.64 MB

The Battle for Steak heats up and Sam has some incredible opinions on the most impactful move of the busiest trade deadline in league history.    For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie        

The Dragon King

March 23, 2021 20:11 - 1 hour - 55 MB

Injury reports, trade rumors, the NBA is rigged, and a new nickname that makes a lot of motherfucking sense

Patreon Preview: PJ TUCKER IS A BUCK AND DAME DESERVES TO GET SUCKED 

March 19, 2021 19:26 - 10 minutes - 9.23 MB

Trade talks, MVP discussions, trashing the NCAA and trying desperately to get Sam to stop talking about the knicks beating the magic in March   For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie

NBA IS FIXED (plus trades and Meyers Leonard)

March 17, 2021 00:11 - 1 hour - 66 MB

The NBA shows its anti-small business bias as the Dolan family’s NY franchise gets completely screwed in favor of the globalist, gentrifying Brooklyn Nets. Plus we talk trade rumors, Meyers Leonard and ask Sam if he would trade Julius Randle straight up for Luka or Zion

Patreon Preview: Trade Rumors PLUS Lol we forgot to talk about Meyers Leonard

March 12, 2021 21:08 - 10 minutes - 9.45 MB

Damn, this story really was meant for us and we just wasted the whole ep talking about trade rumors. Our bad.     For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie

BALL STAR WEEKEND 

March 08, 2021 20:40 - 1 hour - 63.5 MB

Was Julius robbed of his NBA Allstar MVP? Does the skills contest suck? Is Rudy Gobert the most hated player in the NBA?

Patreon Preview: All Star Rosters, Fraudulent Win Streaks. And Sam’s Delusions Start to Cost Him 

March 05, 2021 21:01 - 10 minutes - 9.44 MB

Sixers Dicks are on Turbo Hard, we describe one player as lube, we analyze which eastern conference team is currently enjoying the success of frauds, and Stav forces Sam into a bet he cannot win.   For the full episode, subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie  

KNICKS THE 4 SEED GIANNIS MVP AGAIN 

March 01, 2021 21:52 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MB

Suck our nuts boston, Miami, Indiana, toronto  hahahah NEW YORK FOREVER    Plus the bucks have a gritty win over the little cucks of LA and multiple ghislaine maxwell analogies 

Patreon Preview: "KING" JULIUS "THE ENGINE" RANDLE plus Celtics Update :)

February 25, 2021 22:52 - 11 minutes - 10.3 MB

WE DID IT BABY!!! ALLSTAR GAME HERE WE GO!!!  plus-- trade rumors and a very important Boston Update   For the full episode subscribe to the Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie  

PDL ALL STAR TEAM 

February 22, 2021 00:42 - 1 hour - 64.2 MB

The official PDL selection for the all star reserves, one day before the NBA announces it. See how wrong we are. See how mad Sam get trolled about Julius Randle. Rundown starts about 30 mins after a recap of the weekend's actio

Patreon Preview: ALL STAR STARTERS & BUCKS ARE FUCKED

February 19, 2021 19:26 - 10 minutes - 9.64 MB

stavvy smashes the bucks panic button, sam waits a shocking amount of time to bring up the knicks, we talk all star starters, and suck off some players we've neglected thus far in the season   For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie

NBA Valentines

February 16, 2021 00:01 - 1 hour - 58 MB

Trade Rumors, Blake buy out? Some teams are balling, some teams are getting their cheeks clapped and Sam celebrates two victories over injury riddle teams like it's the conference finals.

Patreon Preview: The Birthday Bitch

February 12, 2021 23:59 - 11 minutes - 10.4 MB

Stav's hungover from steak and Sam from booze. We bounce around the whole league and have a good thing going until a newly 32 year old Stavros goes on a Giannis rant that then signals to Sam it's ok to start talking about the Knicks. For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie  

BOOOO DROSE BOOOOOO

February 09, 2021 02:12 - 1 hour - 56.7 MB

the boys debate who sucks off tyrese haliburton more, discuss the smoking hot kings, the stupid knicks trade, and consider whether harrison ford would fuck kristaps porzingis      

Patreon Preview: Elfrid Payton's Burner

February 06, 2021 01:11 - 10 minutes - 13.9 MB

Elf's got a burner, Oubre goes off for 40, and Julius Randle... all star? All that and more right here, fuckos    For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie  

Manu’s (Cock) Rings

February 02, 2021 08:24 - 1 hour - 59.5 MB

The boys cover the battle for steak, the weekend’s big games and bat around some trade ideas 

Patreon Preview: The Tangent

January 30, 2021 02:48 - 12 minutes - 11.4 MB

The boys set out to talk Lakers v Sixers, go on a tangent and never really come back. Along the way we talk beal trades, lonzo trades, and sam learns an important lesson about consent. if you're a timberwolves fan dont kill yourself after listening.     For the full episode, subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie  

Who Fucks More? Shams or Woj?

January 26, 2021 03:35 - 1 hour - 61.6 MB

The boys recap a relatively slow nba week beautifully and thoroughly and also spend some time wildly speculating about the sex lives of the league's finest insiders.

Patreon Preview: The Knicks are Inevitable

January 22, 2021 18:55 - 10 minutes - 9.41 MB

The boys discuss the #1 team in NY's big win over the warriors, the bucks lil dick loss to the lakers and highlight some particularly cunty behavior from shaq   For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie    

That Beautiful Harden Smile

January 19, 2021 19:57 - 1 hour - 62.8 MB

We wrap up the MLK day action, talk Nets ceiling, and describe, in details Sam's wholesome but graphic gay marriage fantasies with Kelly Oubre

Patreon Preview: James HarDick

January 14, 2021 07:19 - 10 minutes - 9.96 MB

The beard is coming to BK, we breakdown the 4 team trade, and then go long about a bunch of bullshit. At one point Sam talks about how Porzingis and Julius Randle would've been a great fit together.   For the full episode, subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie  

Let’s Get JR Back In the League

January 12, 2021 18:51 - 1 hour - 70.9 MB

The boys detail their plan to save the NBA from coronavirus, highlight some of the teams that might be truly fucked, and slander melo just a few hours before he goes off for the Blazers in a comeback win that hadn’t happened while they were recording. We also end the ep reading some choice reviews from the PDL faithful

Patreon Preview: Samstrodamus Grows More Powerful Each Day

January 08, 2021 19:09 - 10 minutes - 9.96 MB

Do we talk about the Knicks to start? Yes but we also do a pretty thorough run down of the rest of the league for the other 45 minutes so suck our dicks   For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie

Turns Out Steph Isn’t Completely Washed Yet

January 05, 2021 07:15 - 1 hour - 66.7 MB

Recorded off the heels of a thrilling NY win over atlanta, the boys cover their beloved Knicks, Steph Curry’s explosion for a career high 62, and some Harden trade rumors. If you wanna skip the knicks talk go to 20 Mins in lol     

Patreon Preview: Fuck-py New Year

January 02, 2021 02:52 - 11 minutes - 10.3 MB

A new year means 365 new opportunities to delude yourself into thinking the Knicks are making the playoffs. Don’t worry we don’t actually talk about the Knicks that much on this one.   For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie  

Thibs Has Unleashed Julius Randle

December 29, 2020 05:10 - 1 hour - 57.2 MB

Samstrodamus is at it again folks says the phrase

Patreon Preview: "Twas the night before fuckmas"

December 25, 2020 00:22 - 11 minutes - 10.4 MB

The boys recap all the action in the young nba season. Stav remains very calm and collected when discussing the Buck’s opener. Sam continues to have incredibly rational ass takes about the Knicks    For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie  

DELUXE SEASON PREVIEW PALOOZA 

December 21, 2020 18:12 - 1 hour - 92.1 MB

The boys rank their teams in each conference and predict the major awards in our longest ep yet. Sam really really outdoes himself this time.

Patreon Preview: The Humble Pie Special

December 18, 2020 22:44 - 12 minutes - 11.7 MB

The boys talk about James Harden being awesome for a while and then revisit some of our worst takes from last season's eastern conference over/unders pod. Plus sam gets roasted by a guy who sounds like he's giving a presentation in a speech 101 class For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie    

GIANNIS STAYS IN MILWAUKEE ;(

December 16, 2020 01:09 - 1 hour - 60 MB

I guess this is good for milwaukee but idk man i was kinda hoping to go do cocaine and see a game in miami or eat a big ass steak and watch a game in dallas    plus : harden, preseason talk, etc w/e you get it

Patreon Preview: Kyrie Hates Drama and Fake People

December 11, 2020 22:34 - 10 minutes - 9.21 MB

Pandemic P gets 226 million despite being ass cheeks, Kyrie continues to treat the media like a drunk bitch on reality tv, Harden is open to playing in miami, and we investigate: how much dick do the Bulls suck as a franchise plus more mailbag q’s and a roundup of the rest of the NBA’s stories heading into the preseason   For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie

Wall's Exodus w/Jamel Johnson 

December 08, 2020 01:07 - 1 hour - 58.5 MB

Our DC correspondent Jamel Johnson comes on to talk about John Wall's departure from his hometown team, the sexual implications of the gifts James Harden gave to Lil Baby, and the perils of living next door to an orgy house

Patreon Preview: Guy who fucks of the offseason: Malik beasley 

December 04, 2020 05:04 - 11 minutes - 10.6 MB

A wild offseason continues, wall for russ! PG continues to sound bitchmade! the Lakers got all their guy lined up plus so much more    For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie

TREY WINGO

December 01, 2020 05:57 - 1 hour - 67.1 MB

You know him, you love him, and we’re thrilled to have him. Over 20 years on ESPN and now he can truly say he’s done it all because he’s sat down with Sam and Stav on PDL. WE talk about his early days in broadcasting, his even earlier days as a page on SNL (yes, like Kenneth from 30 Rock), and the glory days on Sportscenter. Great talk.

Patreon Preview: FMK: Woj, Lowe, Windhorst

November 28, 2020 19:48 - 12 minutes - 11.3 MB

The boys come back from a thanksgiving holiday that has left both of their assholes really hurting to answer your hot burning nba questions. Which NBA coaches do we want to be our moms and dads for thanksgiving? Which 2nd year players will make a leap? Which national nba writers would we have sex with and which ones would we execute?    For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie 

Free Agency recap: The Hornets are the Knicks now 

November 23, 2020 01:58 - 1 hour - 68.2 MB

A truly wild week of NBA transactions. Blazers and Lakers with very hard dicks. Hornets and Pistons with dicks softer than pudding. Hawks, hard but busts fast.

Patreon Preview: DRAFT RECAP SPECTACULAR 

November 20, 2020 04:23 - 12 minutes - 11 MB

The only draft recap podcast that talks about Stephon Marburry's knicks career before they say the name "Lamelo Ball."   Stav is stoned, Sam is wearing his gefilte colored glasses. It's a fun one.   For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie 

TRADE-A-PALOOZA 

November 17, 2020 21:46 - 1 hour - 64.2 MB

So much fucking shit is popping off. The bucks plumped their cocks up to an outstanding degree. GIANNIS IS WINNING THIS YEAR BABY I CAN FEEL IT    cp3 to the suns, roco to the blazers, lots of beautiful shit 

Patreon Preview: Report: Russell Westbrook to Tillman Fertita “Suck my nuts”

November 13, 2020 16:20 - 11 minutes - 15.4 MB

FUCK IT RUSS TO THE KNICKS WHO FUCKING CARES LETS GET THAT 8 SEED BABY For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie  

Draft Spectacular w/Jonathan Wasserman 

November 09, 2020 21:23 - 1 hour - 66.9 MB

A rare episode of Pod Don't Lie where someone knows what they're talking about! We welcome the Bleacher Reports head NBA scout/draft writer Jonathan Wasserman on to breakdown that draft, who's going where?  who's overrated? and who are the knicks gonna get??

Patreon Preview: NBA IS BACK BACK FORREAL THIS TIME

November 07, 2020 01:52 - 10 minutes - 9.76 MB

NBA is back baby--- we talk restart plus a deep dive on jrue holiday trade rumors AND Sam searches for his basketball side hoe For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie  

Draft!, Sixers! Plus– O’Neil v Wright: Penis Wars

November 03, 2020 22:46 - 1 hour - 65.4 MB

The boys turn their eye to the draft for the first time this offseason, talk a little more about Daryl morey cucking Elton brand, and end the pod with some mail bag and a spirited debate about whether Shaqs dick is bigger than Dorell Wrights.

Patreon Preview: MOREY TO THE SIXERS, D'ANTONI TO THE NETS, DANUEL HOUSE'S BALLS GETTING CHOPPED OFF

October 30, 2020 21:18 - 11 minutes - 10.2 MB

Lots of NBA news. The sixers keep going buckwild, the 7 seconds or less suns are back in BK and lots of fun mailbag q's       For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie  

NBA BACK BY CHRISTMAS???

October 28, 2020 16:19 - 1 hour - 69.1 MB

“Word on the street” is the owners took a look at their books and said “fuck player wellness, seasons gotta start in December.” Is it fucked up? Is it too fast a turnaround? Maybe but how else am I gonna watch 10 hours of hoops while eating pies all day            

Patreon Preview: RETURN OF STAN VAN

October 23, 2020 19:06 - 10 minutes - 14.2 MB

New orleans just got a whole lot motherfucking sexier.  plus more mailbag q's and some trademark knicks takes   For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie

Return of the Bag

October 19, 2020 18:34 - 1 hour - 73.5 MB

The boys return with the first mailbag of the offseason. Which key free agents can help shore up a contender's front court? Can philly be saved? Which Van Gundy would you rather have sex with? You’ll find the answer to all these and more in this very pod

Patreon Preview: KD’s game is a big lazy penis

October 16, 2020 02:42 - 10 minutes - 9.3 MB

The season is over and the boys sat down to reminisce but mostly talked about the path to the Nets’ season being a disaster. We also cover Ty Lue stealing doc’s job and Daryl morey leaving the rockets.   For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie

RIP TO THE 2019-2020 NBA SEASON

October 12, 2020 14:00 - 1 hour - 60 MB

Season's over :( congrats to the Lakers. We split the pod into a game 6 preview/ game 5 recap and then did the second half all depressed after the blow out win. Salute to all the hard dick savages that listened to the pod for our first season together, looking forward to the next ones

Patreon Preview: KCP 4 MVP

October 09, 2020 18:49 - 9 minutes - 8.79 MB

The heat let one slip thru their fingers, samstridamus gets a little too big for his britches and Lawrence frank wins executive of the year for holding his cheeks open for Sam Presti    For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie