Pod Don't Lie
247 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratingsComedians Sam Morril and Stavros Halkias bring much needed confidence and passion to the world of basketball commentary
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JIMMY “LARGE BALLS” BUTLER
October 05, 2020 16:32 - 1 hour - 60.7 MBGODDAMNS JIMMY DROPS HIS NUTS ALL OVER THE LAKERS!!! AD WHO??? WE GOT A SERIES BABY!!!! AT LEAST ONE MORE GAME OF BASKETBALL THANK YOU LORD
Patreon Preview: A Game One Butt Cheek Blow Out of Epic Proportions
October 02, 2020 19:13 - 10 minutes - 9.36 MBDoes Miami have a chance? Will Lebron order Rondo to injure AD so he can get another Finals MVP? Will Kyrie Irving appoint himself player-coach in BK? All that plus the Rivers to Philly news and much more For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
FINALS HERE WE COME
September 28, 2020 20:54 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBIt’s heat v lakers. Lebron v his old team. Herro v Kuzma. Who’s nuts are fat enough to win the title? We’re about to find out baby
Patreon Preview: PDL After Dark
September 25, 2020 14:48 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MBThe boys hit the mics right after lakers/nuggets. Stav’s got his hair oils in and Sam’s gone off the white claws. For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
Cakes on the low
September 21, 2020 18:35 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBAD’s triumph, Denver’s sorrow, and the pair of buttcheeks that forced China to switch up its stance on Ty Lawson
Patreon Preview: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK THE CLIPPERS HAHAHA
September 18, 2020 17:05 - 14 minutes - 20.2 MBand the celtics too for that matter For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
DENVER SAID SUCK THESE NUGGETS
September 14, 2020 01:23 - 1 hour - 88.2 MBThe nugs force game 7, the raptors have heart but at the end of the day their nuts aren’t fat enough and Dantoni’s out of Houston
Patreon Preview: The Houseman Busteth
September 11, 2020 13:51 - 10 minutes - 14.1 MBThe rockets stink, kyle lowry has nuts the size of two elementary school globes, and danuel house risks it all for some top For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
Mike Cuckenholzer
September 07, 2020 20:33 - 1 hour - 83.9 MBPlayoff Rondo! Denver evens the series! The Raptors are hot! Mike Budenholzer’s wife forces him to play Giannis too few minutes as part of some kind of humiliation sub/Dom sex thing!
Patreon Preview: Steve Nash! Nuggets v Jazz! Thunder v Rockets!... and another series
September 04, 2020 03:21 - 10 minutes - 13.8 MBThis episode has us recapping the end of round 1, the beginning of round 2, Steve Nash hiring the nets and the NBA being fixed against Greeks For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at www.patreon.com/poddontlie
MAGIC MURRAY
August 31, 2020 18:48 - 1 hour - 109 MBNBA resumes play, Jamal Murray puts on an insane 50pt, series extending performance on 70% (!!!) shooting, the NBA mourns the passing of multiple legends, Sam gets yanked off stage, and Stav is still recovering from being drunk as shit all weekend
Patreon Preview: Player's Strike
August 27, 2020 19:49 - 11 minutes - 15.7 MBA rare ep of pod dont lie where we don't talk about anyone's penis. Salute to the Bucks and the rest of the players for their strike. Boy are you gonna hate this one if you're a blue lives matter dick head lol For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/PodDontLie
Little St. Ainge Island
August 25, 2020 01:51 - 1 hour - 113 MBLUKA THE WILDBOY!!!! legendary stuff from luka, slightly less legendary but also very impressive stuff from Donovan Mitchell and the process is dead RIP Also, we try and figure out a way to sabotage the Boston Celtics
Patreon Preview: Having A Moment
August 21, 2020 17:12 - 10 minutes - 14 MBWe recap round 1 so far, rank the popularity of some of the worst sex criminals of all time, and close the ep with a story seemingly tailor made for PDL. For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PodDontLie
BLAZERMANIA W/Ian Karmel
August 18, 2020 15:04 - 1 hour - 101 MB#1 Blazer Fan Ian Karmel joins the boys to talk Portland basketball and the playoffs in general. We recorded this last night before we found out about that lady that sucked off the Phoenix Suns, sorry we will cover that story and recap the playoffs on Friday’s Patreon ep
Patreon Preview: Dame Time Forever & Horny Stephen A
August 14, 2020 19:30 - 11 minutes - 16.1 MBDame is out of his mind! The Valley Boys go home :( Tyler Johnson looks like an ecstasy dealer now! The boys are back to recap the final seeding games of the bubble, tease a full playoff preview, and speculate about the possibility of Patrick Beverly bringing Meryl Streep into the bubble. For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PodDontLie
You Got a Whole Stripper Pregnant, Then You Wifed the Bitch
August 11, 2020 17:22 - 1 hour - 102 MBThe boys break down all the action from this weekend, including Dame’s beef with the clippers, the bucks looking a lil shaky, KD’s weirdo online antics, and wonder whether or not Kawhi has a gouma
Patreon Preview: Dame With the Fat Nuts
August 07, 2020 17:16 - 14 minutes - 20.1 MBDame is playing out of his mind. The suns are... good? The wizards are hilariously terrible. Ben Simmons is hurt and Mike Budenholzer looks permanently cucked For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PodDontLie
NBA IS BACK AS HELL
August 04, 2020 18:27 - 1 hour - 121 MBgadam life sucks dick but at least we get basketball for 12 hours straight everyday, baby! The boys recap all the action, discuss the red hot pocket rockets, the limp dick mavs and spend like 6 minutes talking about Elen Degeneres abusing a fictional twink assistant.
Patreon Preview: WE’RE BACK BABY!!
July 31, 2020 17:53 - 10 minutes - 14.6 MBThe NBA is officially back and the boys are recapping the first two games for you beautiful bastards. WE DID IT WE’RE FINALLY HERE For the full episode, check out our patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PodDontLie
Wings and Thibs
July 28, 2020 15:13 - 1 hour - 95.1 MBLou Williams breaks quarantine to get a strip club dinner and the NY Knicks hire young, unknown, exciting coaching candidate Tom Thibodeau. We fully breakdown the magic city menu and the new hire
Patreon Preview: BOL BOL FOR MVP!! PLUS Requiem For the Big East
July 24, 2020 20:00 - 10 minutes - 13.8 MBThe boys talk NBA return and breakdown the great 30 for 30 Requiem for the Big East For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PodDontLie
Bacon Pizza
July 21, 2020 14:48 - 57 minutes - 79.3 MBThe NBA is almost back and to celebrate we release our most tasteful episode yet
Patreon Preview: Joe List was too young to fully appreciate Jordan// Women of Troy
July 17, 2020 16:20 - 25 minutes - 34.9 MBJam packed bonus ep for our beautiful patrons, we welcome on our buddy, the hilarious Joe List to reminisce about the good old days of 90s NBA PLUS the boys watched “Women of Troy” the HBO doc that focused on Cheryl Miller and the trailblazing USC teams she was a part of For the full episode check out our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PodDontLie
Bubble Boys
July 14, 2020 14:55 - 55 minutes - 76.2 MBTeams have reported to orlando and players are shotgunning beers! Practicing! Inviting instagram models into the bubble already? Testing positive for coronavirus? Lol damn the season isn’t gonna happen is it?
Patreon Preview: Taking the Under with Alex Pavone
July 10, 2020 14:39 - 18 minutes - 25.4 MBDie hard raptors fan and former degenerate gambler Alex Pavone joins the show to overrate his hometown team, threaten former GM Ron Babcock with physical violence and accuse Lebron of being scared of fans. Also he bet the under on Kobe’s 81! Lol what an idiot. For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PodDontLie
The Mike Miller Mailbag
July 07, 2020 15:27 - 1 hour - 90.7 MBThe fellas do a news roundup and answer some of your questions. Sam’s knicks fandom is put to the ultimate test.
Patreon Preview: Flash
July 03, 2020 15:43 - 15 minutes - 21.9 MBThe boys watch and review the D Wade documentary, A Life Unexpected. One of the greatest shooting guards of all time who triumphed over the conditions he was born into to win 3 championships AND survive getting someone pregnant while already engaged to Hollywood A lister. For the full episode subscribe to our patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PodDontLie
Schedule breakdown
June 29, 2020 19:20 - 1 hour - 84.9 MBThe boys get together to go over the schedule for the Orlando restart and the news stories from last week. Who’s got an easy schedule? Who could jump a few spots before the playoffs? Will joe ingles make fun of your penis if you take a piss on his driveway? Listen and find out
Patreon Preview: Purchasing a Knicks Jarrett Jack Jersey and News Roundup
June 26, 2020 16:05 - 13 minutes - 18.8 MBthe boys put quarantine depression on hold to record a no guest banger. Who’s sitting out of Orlando? Who’s got corona? Is sam making delusional predictions about the Knicks (we all know the answer to the last one) For the full episode check out our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PodDontLie
JL’s Hall of Fame w/JL Cauvin
June 23, 2020 15:50 - 1 hour - 93.9 MBThe fellas welcome comedian, impressionist and Jazz Fan, JL Cauvin to the show. JL played D3 hoops in college and high school ball in NYC and grew up rooting for Stockton and Malone despite growing up in a Knicks family. Also, if he had it his way, Carmelo Anthony wouldn’t get into the hall of fame.
Patreon Preview: Starbury
June 19, 2020 16:02 - 15 minutes - 21.2 MBThe boys review "A Kid From Coney Island" the new Stephon Marbury documentary and delve into the two time all star and Chinese Basketball Association legend's career and personal life. Did the documentary cover the time he had sex with his family's personal chef? no, but we did. For the full episode check out our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PodDontLie
WAIT MAYBE THE NBA’S NOT COMING BACK???
June 16, 2020 15:09 - 57 minutes - 79.2 MBThe boys welcome returning guest Jamel Johnson back to the pod to talk about the NBA’s restart plans being questioned by some high profile players. We discuss possible alternative venues including an island that was previously used by a pedophile who “committed suicide” in jail. Jamel also takes the time to gloat about the wizards making the proposed 22 team return over the Knicks.
Patreon Preview: NBA RETURNS
June 12, 2020 15:43 - 15 minutes - 20.6 MBThe boys breakdown the NBA’s plan to finish the season in Disney World. Who’s gonna win it all? Which team in the west will get the 8th seed? How many hotel maids will conceive an NBA players child? Listen to find out! To listen to the full episode subscribe to our patreon! https://www.patreon.com/PodDontLie
"Come out of that zone, coach" w/Jon Laster
June 09, 2020 16:06 - 1 hour - 114 MBThe hilarious Jon Laster joins the boys for a nice long hoops chat. Not only is Jon a great standup, he played Division 1 college ball against Penny Hardaway and Steve Smith!! He’s got great stories and great takes, including one about Kawhi being just a pinch overrated???? This ones a banger. Check at Jon on insta @hewasfunny and sign up for bonus eps every friday at patreon.com/poddontlie
Patreon Preview: MORE MAILBAG
May 29, 2020 16:22 - 10 minutes - 14.1 MBsettle in for a nice hour twenty with the fellas, discussing more nba return developments and answering your beautiful queries For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PodDontLie
NBA COMING BACK???
May 26, 2020 15:42 - 1 hour - 87.9 MBThe boys cream their shorts thinking about the nba coming back and ponder the question: which nba player would they like to see their mother linked to, romantically.
Patreon Preview: The “I’d do my best to beat his ass” Mailbag
May 22, 2020 16:01 - 10 minutes - 14.4 MBHorace Grant popped off at MJ and you bros hit us with some real good mailbag q’s For the full episode subscribe to our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/PodDontLie
No more dancing with David Roth
May 19, 2020 14:35 - 1 hour - 111 MBWe got David Roth (Deadspin, SB Nation, Vice Sports) one of our favorite sportswriters in to recap the last dance in its entirety, talk some Nets, and speculate as to whether jud buechler’s wife pegged him in a Jordan jersey. Go read David’s recaps of the last dance on vulture and sign up for our patreon if you want a bonus ep every Friday
Patreon Preview: The Wolf of Sports Illustrated Kids w/Gary Vider
May 15, 2020 14:02 - 16 minutes - 22.1 MBComedian and good pal Gary Vider comes in to tell the incredible story of one of the best sports cons anyone has ever pulled. As a kid Gary (with the help of his hilarious, conman father) would pose as a sports illustrated kids reporter to meet athletes. He met MJ!!! For the full up, check out patreon.com/poddontlie
Make This Free Throw, Ho w/Andrew Santino
May 12, 2020 15:24 - 1 hour - 132 MBThe fellas sit down with the hilarious Andrew Santino to give you an exxxtra long recap of episodes 7 & 8 of the last dance and to discuss how much we all miss jacking off in hotel rooms. Give it a listen and sign up for the patreon if you want bonus episodes every Friday for 5 lil bucks a month patreon.com/poddontlie
Patreon Preview: Ahmad Rashads Groomsmen with Alex English
May 08, 2020 15:52 - 10 minutes - 14.6 MBthe boys are joined by first ever repeat guest, Alex English, for some stray last dance thoughts, a couple mail bag q’s, and breaking down one of the funniest wedding day photos of all time. Check out the patreon for the full ep plus a bonus ep every damn week: https://www.patreon.com/PodDontLie
Stop Snitching with Dan Soder
May 05, 2020 15:21 - 1 hour - 111 MBOur boy Dan Soder pops on the pod to talk nugs, melo, last dance, and which former Denver gm has a name like a skinny milf. Plus, we do a deep dive on the permed up security guard that beat Jordan at throwing quarters at a wall and then hit him with the shrug.
Patreon Preview: Sexual Roy Hibberts w/Tom Thakkar
May 01, 2020 16:15 - 21 minutes - 29 MBWe trick comedian, host of the stand by your band and Stand Up with Tom Thakkar podcasts, and Hoosier Tom Thakkar on for a patreon exclusive, Pacers episode of the show. We talk Reggie Miller ripping the Knick’s hearts out, Scott Pollard’s beautiful personal style, and about Carmelo Anthony for 15 minutes lol fuck Indiana you can’t stop us from being big city elitists. This is a little morsel of the whole show. If you like it, and wanna listen to the whole thing plus an extra bonus eve...
Straight Up Bitches
April 28, 2020 01:12 - 1 hour - 99.6 MBthe boys recap last dance eps 3 & 4, talking Rodman, Phil Jackson, and the absolute drip lord Doug Collins. We also answer a few leftover Patreon mailbag questions and trash Draymond for saying he’s better than Barkley
Patreon Teaser: Stavvy Bean
April 24, 2020 14:00 - 2 minutes - 3.01 MBHere's a lil clip of this week's bonus episode. If you wanna hear the whole thing (and get access to an extra episode every week!) sign up at patreon.com/poddontlie
bill wennington's fu manchu with Natalie Weiner
April 21, 2020 16:46 - 59 minutes - 82.3 MBThe boys welcome sports writer Natalie Weiner on to the show to talk WNBA draft (we’re liberty fans now baby!), discuss some of her excellent coverage and, of course recap the Last Dance. Jerry Krause was a fat little worm but let’s not forget Reinsdorf is just as bad for letting it all happen!! And if you enjoy the episodes and want a bonus every week check out patreon.com/poddontlie
Patreon Preview: Tar Heel Penis w/Kenny Deforest
April 17, 2020 17:00 - 9 minutes - 13.7 MBThis is a little excerpt from our patreon bonus ep with comedian, AAU hooper, and life long bulls fan Kenny Deforest. We talk Chicago’s New GM hire, the DRose era, and what it feels like to get dunked on so ferociously by a future UNC Star that you feel his penis on your cheek. Subscribe at patreon.com/poddontlie if you’d like to hear a bonus episode every week.
“Season High” with Rob Haze
April 14, 2020 16:39 - 1 hour - 105 MBThe boys sit down with comedian and Atlanta native (but Laker fan?) Rob Haze to reminisce about the golden era of throw back jerseys, Kobe cucking a member of Boyz II Men and Jordan’s last all star game (which Rob went to!) Check out the ep and if you’re hungry for even more bonus content join our newly launched patreon at Patreon.com/poddontlie
Quarantine Mail Bag pt 1
April 10, 2020 05:28 - 49 minutes - 67.9 MBThe boys are back to answer your burning basketball questions. Is Sam still mad about the Marcus Morris trade? Does Rudy Gobert cry after sex? How much pussy did Rony Seikaly get?? Find this out and so much more. Plus: we’re launching a patreon, baby. If you’d like to hear part two of this mailbag or part two of our episode with Jamel plus a bonus episode every week check out patreon.com/poddontlie and sign up. We’re gonna be doing a lotta fun stuff over there