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Pod Don't Lie

247 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 months ago - ★★★★★ - 1.1K ratings

Comedians Sam Morril and Stavros Halkias bring much needed confidence and passion to the world of basketball commentary

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Episodes

SAMMY'S RETURN

May 31, 2022 19:18 - 57 minutes - 79.4 MB

Bonus Episodes @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Sammy pops in to catch the PDL family up on his ongoing summer sabbatical, talk finals, hear some very uncharitable words about his grandparents, and-- of course-- shoe horn in some Knicks talk

THE MIDDLETON ASTERISK W/ Ben Detrick

May 17, 2022 19:29 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie   Giannis Antetokounmpo, the NBA's best player, was unfortunately eliminated from the playoffs despite becoming the first player in NBA history to post 200 points, 100 rebounds and 50 assists in a single series-- he accumulated 237 points (for an average of 33.9 per game), 103 rebounds (14.7 per game) and 50 assists for a team that was missing its second All Star, Khris Middleton, who's scoring and perimeter defense surely would have pr...

GIANNIS IS KING, CP IS A JESTER AND HARDEN IS NOT WASHED YET w/ Jamel Johnson

May 09, 2022 15:20 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie   Jamel week continues here on Pod Don't Lie as the big dog subs in for Sam to recap this weekend’s action (and also discuss the Kings of Comedy for 10 minutes)

THE MONDAY MORNING STAVCAST

May 04, 2022 16:17 - 1 hour - 82.9 MB

*DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUE THIS EP IS BEING RELEASED NOW. IT WAS RECORDED TUESDAY BEFORE LAST NIGHTS GAMES AND IS KINDA DATED BUT HEY SORRY SUCK OUR DICKS  ITLL BE FUNNY TO SEE HOW WRONG STAV WAS ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS*   Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie   Our beautiful boy Sam must take a brief sabbatical from the podcast, but don’t worry papa Stav is here. Enjoy the first ever full hour of the Stavros A. Smith experience — Stav sucks the bucks off HEAVILY, slanders the...

HUNGOVER WEDDING PLAYOFF RECAP

April 25, 2022 22:51 - 1 hour - 82.9 MB

Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Stav is fresh off his brothers wedding and Sam is coming off an NYC weekend and still the boys are here to recap the playoffs for you.

THE PLAYOFFS ROCK ... after dark

April 19, 2022 14:59 - 1 hour - 57 MB

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/poddontlie The boys stay up past your bedtime yet again for an early playoff, after dark recap. Stav gets wildly fucked up and pays the price, Sam thinks “a player that would be good for the knicks” should be part of the criteria used in awards voting. We suck some players off, some players suck us off. It’s a beautiful episode, the playoffs rule.

PATREON PREVIEW - PDL AFTER DARK: PLAY IN EDITION

April 14, 2022 14:31 - 10 minutes - 9.76 MB

Preview of the Bonus ep!! Full Episode only available @ patreon.com/poddontlie The boys stay up late to recap the play in games so far, fresh, as they happen. We talk the playoff picture and also talk about wanting to fuck Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce

A KNICKS DELUSION TSUNAMI (w/ Andrew Kuo)

April 10, 2022 21:19 - 1 hour - 84.5 MB

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/poddontlie cookieshoops.com/ Our pal and Cookies Hoop's own Andrew Kuo joins the pod for a supersized Knicks season retrospective and playoff preview episode. Sorry we missed last week, but hopefully this fills the void just a little bit. A 10 out of 10 banger episode 

PATREON PREVIEW - WE'RE BACK

April 08, 2022 21:07 - 10 minutes - 9.6 MB

Full Episode Only Available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The boys took an impromptu week off the free eps last week but are back with a vengeance-- catching up on road life/slandering the jazz and looking towards the playoffs

PATREON PREVIEW - GIANNIS IS KING

April 01, 2022 14:44 - 10 minutes - 9.66 MB

Full Audio & Video only available @ patreon.com/poddontlie ALL HAIL MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK THE SIXERS FUCK THE NETS FUCK JOKIC FUCK GOBERT-- MVP DPOY FMVP ON THE WAY BITCH

PDL: HUNGOVER

March 27, 2022 18:17 - 56 minutes - 51.7 MB

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Stav calls in in the middle of his brother’s bachelor party, to discuss the east, the Knicks, and late period Marlon Wayans cinema.

PATREON PREVIEW - ALL WE NEED IS A LITTLE LUCK

March 24, 2022 22:09 - 10 minutes - 9.61 MB

Full Audio & Video only available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The episode starts recapping some of the excellent games that took place the last two days, and ends with Sam having a breakdown

MARCH MADNESS

March 21, 2022 19:44 - 1 hour - 55 MB

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The boys talk a little college hoops then spend 5 minutes deciding who the least fuckable rocket was on the 2017-2018 roster, and Sam attempts to get both Zion and Donovan Mitchell

THE COVID POD

March 13, 2022 23:35 - 1 hour - 59 MB

Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/poddontlie   Sam pods through coronavirus, stav pods thorough a hangover. I don’t remember what we talked about i have to nap and do two shows in like an hour just listen   

PATREON PREVIEW - SITTING ON WOOD IN NEW ORLEEEENS (w/ Ben Detrick)

March 10, 2022 00:09 - 11 minutes - 10.9 MB

Full Audio & Video only available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Ben Detrick returns to sub in for our ill Sammy. We talk travel nightmares, the cute lil timberwolves, and the hard cocked eastern conference. A great ep-- go buy Ben's shirts!!

IAN KARMEL RETURNS!

March 07, 2022 18:39 - 1 hour - 62.3 MB

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Ian is the head writer for the Late Late Show with James Corden and the biggest Blazers fan we know. We talk the Blazers future, Sam obviously weasels in some Knicks talk, LeBron's big night, and we even regretfully speak kindly about the Celtics briefly. 

PATREON PREVIEW - PDL INTERNATIONALE

March 04, 2022 00:45 - 10 minutes - 9.74 MB

Full Audio & Video only available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie An episode mostly about fighting charles oakley (and a little bit about the bucks beating the heat)

THE TIP OF THE SEASON

March 01, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 60.6 MB

Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The RJ discourse flows, Sam puts Julius on the table, and Embiid and Harden are a romcom couple 

PATREON PREVIEW - ZION AND DONOVAN MITCHELL TO THE KNICKS!!!!!

February 25, 2022 21:50 - 11 minutes - 11 MB

Full Episode Only Available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Sam cannot figure out basic technology and calls in old school for the ep. We talk the Porzingis draft for a hilariously long time, we get Zion to NY, we talk about how hard our dicks are for the season. A great ep with hilarious audio quality!! 

ALL STAR WKND MAILBAG

February 21, 2022 03:17 - 1 hour - 57.8 MB

Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie A horrible dunk contest, Sam really is losing it, and we discuss-- because you made us-- which 65 year old man you'd want to have sex with if you absolutely had to. 

PATREON PREVIEW - THE KNICKS ARE DEAD

February 19, 2022 17:04 - 9 minutes - 8.97 MB

Full Audio & Video only available @  patreon.com/PodDontLie Our two little road dogs get together mostly to complain about how much the Knicks stink and also to briefly and begrudgingly give credit to the Celtics. Should thibs be tried for murder??

TRADE DEADLINE HANGOVER

February 14, 2022 23:29 - 1 hour - 59.2 MB

Bonus Episodes every week:  patreon.com/PodDontLie trades have happened, injuries keep piling up, and cam reddish needs some love 

PATREON PREVIEW - TRADE DEADLINE EXTRAVAGANZA

February 10, 2022 22:38 - 10 minutes - 9.73 MB

Full Audio and Video only available @ patreon.com/poddontlie HARDEN FOR SIMMONS!!! PORZINGIS ON WIZARDS??? STAV VERY HUNGOVER!!! what’s not to love?? 

PRE TRADE DEADLINE EXTRAVAGANZA

February 07, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 55 MB

Bonus episodes every week @ patreon.com/poddontlie The boys are back to tack the awful blazers deal, the good cavs deal, rumors floating around the league, and of course, discuss how much one of them wants to get jacked off by a certain memphis guard with a short wingspan  sorry about the audio quality in the beginning the boys are bi-coastal

PATREON PREVIEW - TRADE DEADLINE APPROACHES

February 04, 2022 21:01 - 10 minutes - 9.32 MB

Full Audio and Video only available @ patreon.com/poddontlie Joel embiid has huge nuts and Sam Talks himself into a Westbrook to Knicks trade in about 45 seconds. Apologies for the audio quality - the boys were on the road we did the best we could. 

NBA STREAKS

February 01, 2022 14:30 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MB

Bonus episodes every week @ patreon.com/poddontlie The boys squad up to talk about the NBA’s hot teams, road life, plus Tmac and Jermain O’Neal a bunch just cause they felt like it.

PATREON PREVIEW - F*CK ANDREW WIGGINS

January 28, 2022 19:40 - 10 minutes - 9.75 MB

Full Audio and Video @ patreon.com/poddontlie Patreon preview from this week's bonus ep.  Stav is pissed at the Dell corporation and at fan voting, Sam has all but stripped Julius of his royal title, and we root for Aron Baynes even though he is a former celtic

GONZAGA HATES JOHN STOCKTON

January 24, 2022 01:12 - 1 hour - 57.3 MB

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/poddontlie Sam's fresh off a plane, and watching the Knicks game. Stav's sweaty from rigorous exercise. We dig into the patreon mailbag a lot in this one. Decided to give you broke mf a lil taste of what it's like to be a member of the hard d*ck 1800.

PATREON PREVIEW - CAM REDDISH IS ONLY GETTING HALF THROATED

January 21, 2022 19:15 - 10 minutes - 9.8 MB

Full Audio and Video only available patreon.com/poddontlie Jokic! Embiid! Giannis! Incredible performances, injuries, and all star returns-- the boys cover it all 

STAV HAS VANQUISHED COVID

January 16, 2022 21:54 - 1 hour - 72 MB

Bonus Episodes Every Week: patreon.com/poddontlie The hawks suck, KD is Hurt, Pat Riley has a big, unwieldy old man hog and we even talk a little football 

PATREON PREVIEW - ZION TO NEW YORK SOOOOON

January 13, 2022 21:35 - 10 minutes - 9.32 MB

Full Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Cam Reddish is a Knick, Ja and the Grizz are hard dick savages and so much more 

KLAY'S BACK

January 10, 2022 01:52 - 1 hour - 57.3 MB

Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie   we didnt actually talk about it though lol we recorded before the game, but it's still a really good pod 

PATREON PREVIEW - LIPS OF A WAGNER

January 06, 2022 01:24 - 9 minutes - 9.13 MB

Preview of this weeks bonus ep. Full episode only available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Tristan Thompson has sex, the cavs and grizzleys are good, Sam begs for Ja Morant and Anthony Davis to join the knicks, plus some very challenging mailbag questions

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!

January 02, 2022 21:10 - 1 hour - 59.4 MB

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Sam and Stav catch up and talk about non basketball things longer than usual (movies/new years eve, etc) then suck off demar derozan, bounce around the league, and answer a few mailbag questions If you wanna hear about Stav taking hallucinogenics that kick in while he’s on stage and are curious which Ball brother we would have a threesome with, this is the ep for you!!! 

PATREON PREVIEW - THE 76er's F*CKED MY ASS (Pt.2) w/ Ben Detrick and Jamel Johnson

December 30, 2021 19:51 - 10 minutes - 9.54 MB

Full Bonus Episodes only available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Patreon Preview of the second part of the Stav, Ben, and Jamel ep. Happy New year to the Pod Don't Lie fam!!

THE 76er's F*CKED ME IN THE ASS w/Ben Detrick and Jamel Johson

December 28, 2021 21:26 - 41 minutes - 38.1 MB

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie In Part one of our year end extravaganza returning guests and hard dick champions Ben Detrick and Jamel Johnson join Stav to fill in for Sam who is taking the first vacation of his adult life.  We discuss the Christmas day games, rank our favorite French NBA players and hear a lot about the sixers and wizards for a change. We also introduce a French corollary to the “good players cheat” theorem. Part 2 is full hour and will be released...

THE BEST PLAYERS ALL CHEAT

December 22, 2021 01:52 - 1 hour - 66.2 MB

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie   Everyone has covid! Steph gets side pussy (duh)! IT is back (so is lance stephenson lol)! So much is going on in the damn league and you're gonna wanna hear us talk about it       

PATREON PREVIEW - GARY VIDER

December 20, 2021 15:49 - 10 minutes - 9.66 MB

Bonus episode every week @ patreon.com/poddontlie  Preview of this weeks Bonus ep with Gary Vider, full ep only available on Patreon. Stav's out this ep he's at a friend's wedding. But you know we had to deliver for the hard dick 1700!!!!!!!  Sam sits down for a quick bonus ep while on the road in Dallas with friend of the pod Gary Vider.

DURANT WILL DRIP WAX ON YOUR BALLS

December 13, 2021 01:04 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MB

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The Bulls are sick, Zion is pudgy and hurt, and the knicks are driving Sam closer to insanity each day. The boys cover everything happening in the NBA 

PATREON PREVIEW - SAMSTRODAMUS: FOURNIER FIGURES IT OUT

December 10, 2021 21:07 - 10 minutes - 9.3 MB

Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Patreon preview from this week's Bonus Ep Sam starts to lose faith, Stavros recovers from mushrooms and fried foods, and Tyler Jenkins of the Memphis Grizzlies fucks

Patreon Preview - ARE THE WARRIORS FRAUDS???

December 05, 2021 19:56 - 9 minutes - 9.14 MB

Full Episode only available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The boys recap two great regular season games and test their friendship with a mailbag question and a fresh Julius Randle wager. The fix is in against the knicks, the warriors…. Are they frauds? and Enes Kanter Freedom is free to suck stav’s balls      

PATREON PREVIEW - ARE THE WARRIORS FRAUDS???

December 05, 2021 19:56 - 9 minutes - 9.14 MB

Full Episode only available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The boys recap two great regular season games and test their friendship with a mailbag question and a fresh Julius Randle wager. The fix is in against the knicks, the warriors…. Are they frauds? and Enes Kanter Freedom is free to suck stav’s balls      

THE WARRIORS DO NOT APPEAR TO BE FRAUDS

December 05, 2021 19:44 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MB

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/poddontlie Stav reports back from Staples Center after watching Clips/Lakers in person (the lakers suck), the warriors have a nice statement win against the suns, and the Knicks are starting to really stress young Sammy out.

SHOULD ROB PELINKA BE EX*CUT*D???

November 29, 2021 15:36 - 1 hour - 65.3 MB

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Sam hears some hard truths about the Knicks, the Lakers continue to suck fat hog, Steph continues to go Super Saiyan and the boys share a couple post-Thanksgiving shit stories

PATREON PREVIEW - THANKSGIVING MAILBAG!!!!!!!!

November 25, 2021 00:18 - 10 minutes - 9.49 MB

Full Audio and Video @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Join the hard d*ck 1600 for Bonus Episodes every week! Stealing Nikola Jokic’s seed with the help of a mythical creature. Top NBA brawls of all time. Drafting our starting 5 of current and retired NBA players for the Thanksgiving table. Sucking off Mason Plumlee. The mailbag has it all!!!

GIANNIS - THE FUTURE KING OF NEW YORK???

November 22, 2021 00:44 - 1 hour - 59.2 MB

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The Morrill brothers brawl, Stavros takes a precarious shit on an airplane, and the knicks are starting to scare us (plus the lakers suck, thanksgiving talk, and much more)

THE JOY OF BASKETBALL // Cookies Hoops x PDL

November 16, 2021 15:41 - 1 hour - 75.3 MB

Bonus Episode every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Check out Cookies Hoops @cookieshoops.com/ Sam’s out this week but don’t fret daddy Stavvy’s got a crossover with the cookies Hoops Boys Andrew Kuo and Ben Detrick just for you! The Fellas just wrote a banger of a new book called “The Joy of Basketball” and we spend a nice fat hour twenty reminiscing about manu ginobili, the AI/Melo nuggets, lightly slander Julius in Sam’s absence, and generally have a meeting of the some of the hardest d...

THE DASTARDLY CAVALIERS

November 08, 2021 22:57 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

Bonus Episode every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The boys reunite to talk mostly about a game between the knick and Cavs

The Dastardly Cavaliers

November 08, 2021 22:57 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

Bonus Episode every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The boys reunite to talk mostly about a game between the knick and Cavs

THE KNICKS WILL BE THE 1 SEED

November 02, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 55.5 MB

Bonus Episode every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The boys are back. Sam makes some very measured predictions. Stav attempts to podcast through a drug and pizza haze  Full Video @ youtube.com/poddontlie