Perfectville - Miami Dolphins
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Episode 134: Against All Odds
May 31, 2019 14:21 - 41.7 MBThis Week: Perfectville returns to discuss the rumors and innuendo surrounding the Miami Dolphins and OTAs. Which receivers are making names for themselves? What defender is causing a distraction in the media? And is Ryan Fitzpatrick really ahead of Josh Rosen? Or are the Miami Dolphins just manipulating the South Beach media? Plus, Sam just […]
Episode 133: The Miami Dolphins 2019 Regular Season Schedule
May 16, 2019 16:07 - 86.8 MBThis Week: Sam and Chris return to break down the Miami Dolphins 2019 regular season schedule. Which AFC East game are the most looking forward to? Which non-divisional games stand to be entertaining, and just how many games will their beloved ‘fins win in 2019? Plus, the boys discuss Xavien Howard’s new contract, Josh Rosen’s […]
Episode 132: 2019 NFL Draft Recap
May 01, 2019 17:10 - 58.2 MBThis Week: Sam and Chris return to the Town of Perfectville to recap the Miami Dolphins 2019 NFL Draft. Did Miami make the right choice with Christian Wilkins at #13? Should they have taken Dwayne Haskins instead? What risk, if any, does trading for Josh Rosen in the second round bring to Miami? And did […]
Episode 131: The AFC Least
April 01, 2019 03:55 - 12.3 MBThis Week: Sam and Chris take some time to size up the rest of the AFC East in this episode of Perfectville. For some, the Bills and Jets have surpassed the Dolphins. Others say that New England is still the team to beat. Perfectville takes a look at each team’s strengths and weaknesses and where […]
Episode 130: Fitzmagic Beardstravaganza Contest Of Awesomeness!
March 22, 2019 16:44 - 50.6 MBThis Week: The Miami Dolphins NAME THAT BAND-AID! And his name is Ryan Fitzpatrick, AKA FitzMagic. The grizzled (and bearded) veteran finds himself starting for his THIRD AFC East squad, as the Dolphins ink him to a two year deal to bridge the gap from Ryan Tannehill to the next franchise QB. What does Fitzpatrick […]
Episode 129: Kickeriffic
March 08, 2019 18:25 - 55.9 MBThis Week: Lots of veterans got served their walking papers this week, and the rumor is that more veterans are headed for the door, as well. Sam and Chris give their thoughts on the now former Miami Dolphins and who they are bummed to see play elsewhere next year. Plus, the boys play another […]
Episode 128: Name. That. Band-Aid!
February 20, 2019 08:25 - 64.9 MBThis Week: Perfectville hosts the hit new game show: Name. That. Band-Aid! The show where the Citizens Of Perfectville try to guess the veteran QB candidate that Miami should consider as their ‘band-aid’ for 2019, based on the clues Chris gives! Hooray! Plus, Sam has a bizarrely satisfying experience in a hot tub in the […]
Episode 127: Coach Flo
February 13, 2019 16:28 - 42.5 MBThis Week: Sam and Chris discuss their (delayed) thoughts on The Super Bowl, Coach Brian Flores’ first press conference as The Dolphins Head Coach, and why his staff differs from previous first year Dolphins coach’s staffs. Plus, Chris throws out a new contender for veteran QB band-aid 2019. And the results might be quite…magical. Follow […]
Episode 126: Happy Birthday, Perfectville!
January 30, 2019 14:53 - 58.5 MBThis Week: As the Super Bowl looms near, with the hated New England Patriots vying for the Lombardi Trophy AGAIN, Sam and Chris discuss the long rumored hire of one of their coaches, Brian Flores, as the new Head Coach for your Miami Dolphins. What does his hire really mena for the short term future […]
Episode 125: Starting Over, Again
January 04, 2019 07:55 - 75.5 MBThis Week: After another disappointing season for the Miami Dolphins, the franchise has decided to fire Head Coach Adam Gase, fire President of Football Operations, Mike Tannenbaum, fire starting QB Ryan Tannehill and promote, GM Chris Grier. An active offseason is sure to follow this wave of front office and player personnel moves that Stephen […]
Episode 124: The Miami Miracle!
December 13, 2018 20:24 - 90 MBThis Week: The Miami Dolphins pull of The Miami Miracle against the New England Patriots and all we got was this lousy t-shirt! Okay, so we didn’t get a t-shirt, but we got an amazing win and the playoffs are STILL a possibility for this injury-riddled franchise. Sam and Chris discuss the play, the weirdness […]
Episode 123: The Dolphins Time Loop
November 30, 2018 07:01 - 51.3 MBThis Week: Another week, another devastating Miami Dolphins loss. It seemingly, doesn’t matter who this franchise employs as its coaches or players, the end results are usually the same. Sam and Chris discuss the latest heartbreaking loss their favorite football franchise has given them. In doing so, Chris realizes that they are in some sort […]
Episode 122: Comedian Jim Florentine
November 22, 2018 02:43 - 90.1 MBThis Week: Comedian Jim Florentine travels to the town of Perfectville to discuss his Dol-Fandom, life on the road as a stand-up comedian and remembering some of the most brutal losses and missteps that Miami has had. He also discusses how his son is keeping the family tradition of being a “Dolfan” alive, how his […]
Episode 121: 4th Annual Hatesgiving Day Parade!
November 16, 2018 14:03 - 60.6 MBThis Week: Hatesgiving is here! Hooray! Sam and Chris go off about any and all things that are troubling them. From defensive coordinators to play calling and even popcorn, yes…popcorn, the boys leave no hateful stone unturned. SO sit back, relax, crack a beer and enjoy the hate balloons floating through downtown Perfectville as the […]
Episode 120: PEDERSON!
November 09, 2018 06:39 - 67.8 MBThis Week: The Miami Dolphins SWEPT THE JETS IN 2018! Yay! But Reshad Jones quit on the team, Ryan Tannehill may have played his last game for us and the NFL is fining our coach for lying. Boo! Oh, and the rest of the team that is being held together with bubble gum and duct […]
Episode 119: Dead Dolphins Burial Ground
October 25, 2018 13:46 - 53.2 MBThis Week: Following a convincing loss to the Detroit Lions, Sam and Chris discuss the lack of discipline on and off the field, the major rash of injuries affecting how Miami can even execute its questionable play calling and whether or not Adam Gase is holding himself, and his staff, accountable. We also preview Thursday’s […]
Episode 118: The Wizard Of Os
October 19, 2018 05:02 - 38.7 MBThis Week: After a hectic birthday week in South Florida, Sam returns in time to speak to Chris about Brock Osweiler, the epic victory over The Bears, and why Sam is respnsible for at least ONE of the touchdowns scored in that game. Plus, Chris and Sam give the preview and score predictions for the […]
Episode 117: The Miami Sky Is Falling
October 11, 2018 06:21 - 33.1 MBThis Week: Chris Cullen returns to Perfectville from his vacation, only to find that The Miami Dolphins have lost two games in a row and are now in SECOND place in the AFC East. So what in the hell went wrong? Is it bad play calling? Too many injuries to overcome? Or maybe it is […]
Episode 116: Be My Guests (with Mike Woodburn and Travis Wingfield)
October 05, 2018 03:46 - 95.2 MBThis Week: While the two-time (yes TWO-TIME) Hall of Famer, Chris Cullen, is on vacation, Sam welcomes Mike Woodburn (AKA Slayner) from the Phins Up, Phans Down Podcast to Perfectvillw and forces him to re-watch the nightmarish second quarter of the New England Patriots game from Week Four. Additionally, Travis Wingfield of Locked On Dolphins […]
Episode 115: Miami and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad, Media (Week Four Preview vs. New England)
September 27, 2018 23:00 - 110 MBThis Week: Sam goes HAM on the national media, as his rage for their inability to know anything about the Miami Dolphins boils over. From bad power rankings on Yahoo, ESPN and Bleacher Report, to awful analysis from irrelevant former players like Tedy Bruschi and Michael Irvin, there is plenty for Sam to spew […]
Episode 114: RAAAIIIDDDEEERRRSSS (Week Three Review vs. Oakland Raiders
September 25, 2018 03:59 - 40.4 MBThis Week: Sam and Chris discuss the epic comeback the Miami Dolphins had against a very game, Oakland Raiders team in week three. Despite being dominated in most statistical categories, Adam Gase and his merry band of Miami men, dug deep into their bag o’ tricks and sprinted (and high fived) their way to victory. […]
Episode 113: FTJ! (Week Two Preview)
September 13, 2018 23:21 - 19.9 MBThis Week: Sam and Chris extend their stay in Perfectville this week and preview Week Two against the HATED New York Jets of New Jersey. What does Miami need to do to snake a win on the road? Which players on offense need to step up and take control of this game? How do we […]
Episode 112: Week One Review and the Curious Case Of DeVante Parker
September 13, 2018 18:37 - 80 MBThis Week: Miami endures a LONG, hard fought victory over the Tennessee Titans are are TIED FOR FIRST PLACE IN THE AFC EAST! How did they do it and how are Chris and Sam feeling about the team overall after the first week of competition? Plus, DeVante Parker is making a case that his services […]
Episode 111: Kool-Aid DAN (Week One Preview Vs. Tennessee Titans)
September 06, 2018 06:36 - 82.6 MBFootball. Is. Back! Sam and Chris return to discuss the seaosn opener for our beloved Miami Dolphins, and how they stack up against the playoff contending Titans from a year ago. It has been a long time since Miami has started their season at home, and almost as long since they have crested 20 points […]
Episode 110: Citizen’s Choice
August 25, 2018 14:01 - 73.5 MBThis Week: Chris returns and, along with Sam, let’s the Citizens Of Perfectville have their way with the town. It is Citizen’s choice! Any and all topics are submitted in by our listeners, and there were some doozies on this go ’round. What are our four hardest games this season? Why should we be pessimistic […]
Episode 109: Kenny SKILLS (with Comedian Kabir Singh)
August 17, 2018 01:18 - 22.2 MBThis Week: Chris is away handling football stuff so Sam sits down with his good friend, and fellow Comedian, Kabir “Kabeezy” Singh to discuss all things Miami Dolphins. This interview took place after a recent sold out show and was conducted on stage, immediately after Kabir finished his set. As audience members filed out, […]
Episode 108: Game One: vs. Tampa Bay (Preseason)
August 09, 2018 12:22 - 77.2 MBThis Week: Sam and Chris return to Perfectville to discuss tonight’s(!!!) game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. It has been months since we have seen the Miami Dolphins in an actual football game. Granted, it is a preseason game and the actual players will only be on the field for a few plays, but who […]
Episode 107: The Dol-Fan Loyalty Test
August 02, 2018 13:30 - 89.4 MBThis Week: Sam and Chris discuss all things Ryan Tannehill. His injury, the comeback, his role with the team and how he compares to legendary Dolphins QB…Jay Fiedler?!?!?! Speaking of which, Sam addresses the 2000 season and why what happened that year, affects the team in 2018. In the second half of the show, […]
Episode 106: RIP Tony Sparano
July 24, 2018 13:25 - 58.6 MBThis Week: Sad news in Perfectville, as former Head Coach, Tony Sparano, passed away over this past weekend. Best known for his ability to motivate his players through fiery speeches and a sideline demeanor that endeared him to dol-fans throughout the world. He remains the only coach to lead an AFC East team to […]
Episode 105: Welcome BACK To Perfectville
July 17, 2018 07:56 - 82.8 MBThe boys are back in town! Sam and Chris return to Perfectville with updated equipment, new segments and of course, the same amount of cussin’ and fussin’ that the Citizens Of Perfectville demand! This Week: -Chris discuss the positional battles he is most looking forward to during training camp. -Sam admits to reading an Omar […]
Episode 104: O.T. YAYS!
June 01, 2018 05:57 - 43.2 MBThe Miami Dolphins are back! Well…sort of. Organized Team Activities or OTAs are in full swing and starting Quarterback Ryan Tannehill is not only participating fully, but doing so WITHOUT A KNEE BRACE, turning the OTAs into OTYAYS for Dol-fans everywhere. Sam and Chris discuss the significance of Ryan coming back without the brace, whether […]
Episode 103: B.F.F.B.
May 18, 2018 15:34 - 40 MBOn this episode of Perfectville, Sam and Chris are visited, once again, by three star reviewer, TRSears, who left yet ANOTHER review of our show on Apple Podcasts. This time? He takes aim at fellow citizen, Phinzler. Additionally, Ryan Tannehill has been cleared for any and all football activities without limitations! The much maligned starting […]
Episode 102: The Draftermath (Part Two)
May 09, 2018 14:15 - 48.1 MBPart two of the Draftermath is here! Sam and Chris return to discuss the tail end of the 2018 draft class for the Miami Dolphins, as well as the rookie undrafted free agent class. Plus, we sandwich in a discussion on Miami’s new quarterback signing and Cam Wake’s standing in the league. Plus, Sam’s favorite […]
Episode 101: The DRAFTERMATH (Part One)
May 05, 2018 21:41 - 29.1 MBThe NFL draft is over! But the fallout is just beginning. Sam and Chris re-convene inside The Town Of Perfectville to discuss the aftermath, nay the DRAFTERMATH. What did Miami do right? Did they do anything wrong? Should they have picked a QB? How come they didn’t trade up OR down? So many questions for Sam […]
Episode 100: THE 2ND ANNUAL PHINZEES!
April 26, 2018 07:40 - 65.5 MBPerfectville hits the century mark for podcast episode and celebrates like only Sam and Chris can. The return of the PHINZEES is here, with brand new categories and a laundry list of winners. Who wins Citizen of the Year? Which Miami Dolphins related surprise led to the WTF? Phinzee being in their possession? And of […]
Episode 99: Welcome To Wrestlemania-Ville
April 07, 2018 09:18 - 52.7 MBIt is Wrestlemania Weekend! Which means Sam and Chris put a luchadore mask on their Dol-fandom, climb to the top of the cage and jump off into a long discussion about their favorite professional grapplers and how they relate to their favorite pro football team. Which wrestler is Ryan Tannehill most like? Is their a […]
Episode 98: Cleaning Out Our F*****G Closet
April 05, 2018 06:25 - 34.7 MBCongratulations are in order for Sam and Chris who, on Perfectville’s 98th episode, are able to still break new ground and get themselves censored on their own show. Way to go, guys! In addition to avoiding litigation, the guys wrap up the tail end of free agency for the Miami Dolphins, discuss the pros and […]
Episode 97: CULTURE SHOCK!
March 16, 2018 06:40 - 35.2 MBHAPPY NEW NFL YEAR! The new season is officially here, and The Miami Dolphins are celebrating by completely changing their players. Elite defenders released, franchise players traded away and team captains cut. Adam Gase and the rest of the front office are hell bent on changing the culture of The Dolphins, even if […]
Episode 96: Front Office Review
March 08, 2018 22:11 - 30.1 MBSam is back from his comedy tour, and Chris is back from his nationwide fireside chats! And since both are back in the friendly confines of Perfectville, they have decided to discuss the front office of the Miami Dolphins. Who is really calling the shots on player personnel? Who is to blame for some […]
Episode 95: LineWHACKERS (LB Review)
February 13, 2018 03:13 - 32.7 MBPerfectville returns to discuss the awful linebacking corps of the 2017 Miami Dolphins. Season ending injuries, AWOL veterans, under performing team captains and even an arrested thrown in for good measure, needless to say, but this unit was incredibly bad this past season. New Defensive Coordinator, Matt Burke, was able to improve the backfield, […]
Episode 94: Gase’s Good Graces (WR Review)
January 22, 2018 02:31 - 47.6 MBThe votes have been tallied and the Citizens of Perfectville demand that Sam and Chris discuss the wide receiving corps. Jarvis Landry led the league in the receptions, but has publicly made it known that he feels disrespected by Adam Gase and the Miami Dolphins during contract negotiations. Can the relationship between the […]
Episode 93: New Year, Same Show
January 08, 2018 19:24 - 20.1 MBSam and Chris return to kick off the new year by reviewing the year that was. Injuries, hurricanes, drug abuse and MORE, plagued the Miami Dolphins in 2017. Changes must, and will be made, in order to get this franchise back to the playoffs in 2018. We take a look at those initial […]
Episode 92: Welcome To Biscuitville
December 22, 2017 18:44 - 46.8 MBNO. DESCRIPTION. NEEDED. Follow us: TWITTER: PerfectvillePod INSTAGRAM: PerfectvillePodcast E-MAIL: [email protected] Subscribe to us on: Apple Podcasts and Stitcher Radio (keyword: Perfectville) and RATE AND REVIEW THE SHOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN YOUR VERY OWN PERFECTVILLE SIP SAC!
Episode 91: Throw It Back
December 15, 2017 20:07 - 49 minutes - 46.3 MBAfter a stunning victory over The New England Patriots on Monday, Perfectville returns to celebrate and discuss a possible playoff push. Since The Dolphins wore their throwback jerseys last week, Sam and Chris dust off the mothballs from yesteryear and kick it, old school with Ridiculous Predictions, A Second On The AFC East, and of course, The Dallas Thomas Award for the WORST PLAYER EVER. ENJOY! https://welcometoperfectville.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/ThrowbackPerfectville.mp3 Follo...
Episode 90: 3rd Annual Hatesgiving Day Parade *BONUS EPISODE!*
November 25, 2017 00:06 - 26.3 MB*BONUS EPISODE* 3rd ANNUAL HATESGIVING DAY PARADE! The yearly tradition of HATESGIVING makes it’s way to Perfectville! While the rest of America is with their families to celebrate Thanksgiving, we are gathering to vent our anger. This year, The Miami Dolphins and the entire NFL, has given the boys from Perfectville a lot to be […] The post Episode 90: 3rd Annual Hatesgiving Day Parade *BONUS EPISODE!* appeared first on Perfectville.
Episode 89: Choking On A Patriot Turkey Bone
November 24, 2017 15:33 - 27.5 MBA recession has hit the Town of Perfectville. A recession on wins as The Miami Dolphins lose their fourth in a row, this time to the lowly Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The loss drops them into the basement of the AFC East, alongside The New York Jets. Oh, and they get to face The New England […] The post Episode 89: Choking On A Patriot Turkey Bone appeared first on Perfectville.
Episode 88: There Is No Such Thing As A Dolphanther
November 17, 2017 07:50 - 40 MBAfter another embarrassing loss on national television, The Miami Dolphins drop to 4-5 on the season and 1-10 in their last 11 prime time games. The team gave up roughly 5 billion yards on the ground to a bad running offense in the Carolina Panthers. The loss left the team, the coaches and all the […] The post Episode 88: There Is No Such Thing As A Dolphanther appeared first on Perfectville.
Episode 87: Flying Towards Mediocrity
November 10, 2017 14:18 - 49 MBThe boys are back in Perfectville and ready to FIGHT. After a 40-0 beat down against The Ravens on Thursday Night Football, which saw Kiko Alonso deliver the check to Joe Flacco and Suh choking out a fat druggie, Miami went on to follow that effort up by losing to a depleted Oakland Raiders […] The post Episode 87: Flying Towards Mediocrity appeared first on Perfectville.
Episode 86: Streaking FOR The Quad
October 24, 2017 14:32 - 41.6 MBAnother second half barrage has given Miami their fourth victory on the seaosn and third in a row. Perfectville is officially streaking. And if Miami can pull off the road upset in Baltimore this Thursday Night, they will officially be streaking for the quad! What did Miami do differently against the Jets that led to […] The post Episode 86: Streaking FOR The Quad appeared first on Perfectville.
Episode 85: Falcon’ Up Atlanta
October 19, 2017 14:34 - 36.3 MBFires. Earthquakes. Birthdays. Comedy Shows. Nothing can keep the Perfectville crew away! Well…for longer than a week, anyway. The boys return to discuss Miami’s mini-win streak, including the surprising come from behind win against The Falcons. What is Miami doing right? What are they doing wrong? And did our former o-line coach leave any “white […] The post Episode 85: Falcon’ Up Atlanta appeared first on Perfectville.