Perfectville - Miami Dolphins
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Tua Underthrow-Loa
May 11, 2022 20:15 - 40 minutes - 37 MBChris is on assignment so Sam rides solo on this episode. Tua underthrew Tyreek in practice and as a reuslt, war broke out in Eastern Europe, the stock market slid and inflation grew. The worst thing to happen to the world in our lifetime, but somehow, we will manage to survive, I feel. Sam discusses "The Throw" and why maybe, perhaps...Dol-Fans need to settle down. Speaking of down, Myles Gaskin was pushed further down the depth chart this week with the addition of Sony Michel to the runni...
Grading The 2022 Miami Dolphins Draft
May 06, 2022 23:31 - 55 minutes - 50.4 MBSam and Chris return to discuss the NFL Draft. How did The Miami Dolphins do? Did they get great value with eahc pick? Or did they miss the boat completely? Plus, Sam details the other parts of his trip in great detail, including his discussion with Senior VPs in the NFL, DEEBO SAMUEL, Charles Woodson and more. Oh, and Sam did the most Sam thing ever and missed out on a once in a lifetime opportunity in the 7th round of the draft. Oh well! Plus...is Tua playing golf a big deal? How about Co...
The Very Best of Our Very Worst
April 10, 2022 06:09 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBThe Town of Perfectville takes a strol down memory lane and re-opens some old wounds as we crack open the vault on our first 20 episodes ever, and take a look at some of the awful opinions, bad reactions and downright stupid predictions that our hosts managed to record themselves saying back in 2016. Sam and Chris's bad take receipts are cashed in on this special clip show! So sit back, relax and enjoy the very BEST of our very WORST. Enjoy and Welcome To Perfectville!
The Cheetah is a Dolphin
March 24, 2022 05:38 - 48 minutes - 44 MBWoah! A day after shoring up their offensive line by signing top NFL free agent, Terron Armstead, The Miami Dolphins top their own headline by TRADING FOR TYREEK HILL! The superstar wide receiver comes to Miami for a handful of draft picks and immediately signs a beefy extension to team up with Tua Tagovailoa, Jaylen Waddle, Mike Gesicki, Chase Edmonds, Raheem Mostert and the rest of the Miami Dolphins. In what might be the biggest player trade since Ricky Williams for Miami, Sam and Chris ...
Craziest NFL Free Agency Week Ever
March 19, 2022 05:42 - 31 minutes - 28.9 MBWOW! The NFL new year has arrived with a thunderous boom! Trades, free agent signings and surprise cuts from throughout the league have made for one headline topper after another. The AFC is stacked from top to bottom and The Miami Dolphins are right in the thick of it. Have they done enough talent collection so far to keep up with the Buffalo Bills and New England Patriots? Do they even stand a chance against the growing monster that is the AFC West? Sam sits down and discusses the latest ...
Miami Moon Pigs
March 11, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 57 MBThe NFL is on the brink of Free Agency but they aren't waiting until then to make moves. Trades, tags and re-signings, oh my! Sam and Chris whip around the league to make heads or tails of the big moves throughout the NFL and how it impacts our beloved Miami Dolphins. Russell WIlson to the AFC? Bad. Carson Wentz to the NFC? Good. Jimmy G to any other team? Possibly good! Plus, our very own Mike Gesicki got slapped with a franchise tag and might be the only person to be unhappy about gett...
Former NFL Wide Receiver Pierre Garcon
March 04, 2022 22:26 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBFormer Wide Receiver Pierre Garcon joins Perfectville to discuss his playing days, his experience with Mike McDaniel as his position coach, as well as how he communicated with Peyton Manning week to week. Speaking of Mike McDaniel, he continues to kill it in the press. From hitting the "trifecta" for Rich Eisen, to answering the Tua question on Good Morning Football and everywhere else in between, the coach consistently brings the fire when talking to the mainstream media. While he is makin...
The PERFECT Surprise Party
February 25, 2022 20:27 - 54 minutes - 49.5 MBChris Cullen is turning 35 years old and Sam Marcoux decided to throw him a SURPRISE PARTY! Hooray! Tons of Miami Dolphins related guests showed up with presents for Chris. Listen in as Chris opens the gifts live on air. What did he get? Who showed up? Tune in to find out! Oh, we also discuss Patrick Surtian joining McDaniel's coaching staff an whether or not he can help salvage a certain former first round cornerback or not. Plus, we dive into the NFL Draft strategy that the team might em...
Mike McDaniel and The Miami Avengers
February 17, 2022 23:49 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MBSam and Chris return to discuss the rest of the Miami Dolphins coaching staff that Mike McDaniel hired. From proven coordinators and budding coaching stars, to homecoming reunions of players from yesteryear, Coach seems to keep launching homeruns with each hire. Frank Smith, Matt Applebaum, Darrell Bevell and the returning SAM MADISON are discussed at length. But even amongst all of this good news, the storm clouds are still hanging out on the horizon. Stephen Ross's tenure in Miami may be ...
Check Your Pulse
February 11, 2022 20:20 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MBThe Miami Dolphins finally hired their next head coach in Mike McDaniel. The former offensive coordinator for the 49ers brings a Yale education and more to the Dolphins organization. Sam and Chris review the hire, as well as the first week for McDaniel on the job, including his press conference, media appearances and his first interaction with Tua. Plus, the boys break down the coaching staff for McDaniel as it starts to come to fruition. Old friend Wes Welker comes back to Miami, along wit...
Tampering and Pampering: The Head Coach Saga Continues
February 05, 2022 12:24 - 35 minutes - 32.9 MBSam and Chris go through the wild accusations from Flores towards Stephen Ross and the rest of the NFL, while building up and tearing down the finalists for The Miami Dolphins Head Coaching job. Are the grievances that Flores identified by Mr. Ross valid? Do you believe them or not? Sam chooses to bleieve everything anyone says about Ross, so it is up to Chris to provide a voice of reason. Plus, the two finalists for the still vacant Head Coaching job are pitted against each other, right he...
Sources Say...
January 27, 2022 21:57 - 41 minutes - 38.3 MBThe Miami Dolphins head into another week of their head coaching search and it appears they have narrowed their choices down somewhat. After a rumor filled week where bunches of internet "reporters" claimed to have the inside scoop as to who the favorite candidate is or was, the team still hasn't signed anyone on the lead the team in 2022 and beyond. And while it is extremely difficult to verify most of these "sources", Sam and Chris try their best to clear the smokescreen and show you the ...
The Perfect Space Invasion
January 21, 2022 20:44 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBSam and Chris take a backseat on this drive through Perfectville. The Citizens are at the wheel as the boys open up Twitter Spaces and speak directly to Dolphins Twitter about The continued search for the next Head Coach from The Miami Dolphins. Fans form all over the world chime in to give us their thoughts on who they want, and more importantly who they don't want to run the team in 2022 and beyond. Lots of opinions, lots of jokes and lots of fun! Which name becomes the most popular? And w...
Re-Drafting the Brian Flores Era Miami Dolphins (2020 NFL Draft)
January 19, 2022 12:00What does The Miami Dolphins team look like in hindsight? The Brian Flores Era is over in Miami. A mixed bag of results on the field, in the front office and in the draft room. Coach Flo hit some homeruns alongside Chris Grier in each of these areas, and whiffed completely in others. From mid-round […]
Coach Flo Had To Go
January 11, 2022 19:10 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBBrian Flores is OUT as the Miami DOlphins head coach. Despite posting back-to-back winning seasons and sweeping The Patriots, the team felt it was time to move on from "Coach Flo." What happened? Who is to blame? And what does this mean for some of the current players, going forward? Sam and Chris discuss all aspects of this story, including the possible replacements. The boys also roll out a very special version of Elite Tweet or Delete Tweet. Dolphins Twitter was on fire when news of Flor...
ELIMINATED!
January 07, 2022 14:31 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBIt was fun while it lasted. The Miami Dolphins lose to Ryan Tannehill and The Tennessee Titans to end their winning streak and their playoff dreams. What went wrong against their former QB? Did the team quit on Brian Flores? And with Tua's poor performance, how much longer will the fan base have to endure Deshaun Watson rumors? But it isn't ALL doom and gloom in South Florida. Sam and Chris take you through some things to look forward to, if you are a fan of this team. The squad has a ton o...
Waddling Through Covid
December 16, 2021 22:35 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MBThe Dolphins return following their bye week! Unfortunately, Covid-19 has returned to The Dolphins as well. The entire running backs room is out, as well as talented rookies Jevon Holland and Jaylen Waddle. Can Miami overcome some of their best players being out against The Jets? Or will the lack of availability of key players be too much to overcome? Plus, Sam and Chris drop another round of Elite Tweet or Delete Tweet, featuring a few tweets from previous Perfectville guests! Enjoy and W...
2021 NFL Fan Of The Year Finalist: Marc "Norcal Dolfan" Angelo
December 02, 2021 22:10 - 58 minutes - 53.7 MBAs the weather turns colder, The Miami Dolphins turn up the heat. Winners of four games in a row, The Phins look to keep it going against The New York Giants this weekend and roll into the bye week one game below .500. The defense is now top 10 in sacks and first in QB hits, thanks in large part to the talented rookie duo of Jevon Holland and Jaelen Phillips. Speaking of rookies, Jaylen Waddle is finally getting himself some national publicity now that he is top five in the league for recep...
The 6th Annual HATESGIVING Day Parade!
November 26, 2021 12:23 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBThe 6th Annual HATESGIVING Day Parade is here! Sam and Chris throw out the playbook and dive into all the things that they hate about The Miami Dolphins, The NFL and life in general! Plus, the boys even jump into a quick round of Elite Tweet or Delete Tweet, and drop their predictions for this week's contest against Cam Newton and The Carolina Panthers. Enjoy and Welcome To Perfectville! #finsup #DoYouBLEAV
We're ALMOST Streaking!
November 19, 2021 05:38 - 52.1 MBThe boys return to find their bewildered Miami Dolphins on the cusp of a bonafide winning streak! With wins over the Houston Texans and Baltimore Ravens in the same week, the 3-7 Miami Dolphins looks to takeover Metlife and ground the New York Jets this weekend. Can Miami go full Frank The Tank and go streaking? Or will Darius Rucker need another tissue after this weekend's matchup against their AFC East rivals? Plus, Sam and Chris play The Pick One Game again. And they have some d...
The Doctor is IN
October 28, 2021 13:25 - 50 minutes - 46 MBDr. Chris Cullen is IN! And he is diagnosing problems and prescribing solutions for all of The Miami Dolphins ills. From figuring out what is wrong with Coach Flores, to curing Austin Jackson and everyone in between, the boys enter the local medical facility within the Town of Perfectville, slap on some rubber gloves and have the entire team turn their head and cough. Plus, we address the Deshaun Watson rumors AGAIN, as well as breakdown how The Dolphins lost AGAIN. And a quick preview of ...
Good News Bad News
October 21, 2021 19:36 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBThe boys are back to their winning ways! Unfortunately The Miami Dolphins are not. Losers of five in a row, including an embarrassing international incident to the Jacksonville Jaguars who had not won a game in over a year, The Miami Dolphins have started their plummet to rock bottom. But it isn't all bad news! Sam and Chris play a new game where we provide the good news to all the bad news that surrounds the team. Stick with us as we swim through the crappy portion of this season, covered...
The Dream Is Over
October 07, 2021 10:00 - 31 minutes - 28.9 MBThey did it! Six years of sixth round play from Jakeem Grant was finally enough for The Miami Dolphins. After an abysmal loss to the previously winless Colts, Miami makes a personnel change and sends Wide Receiver Jakeem Grant to the Chicago Bears for a later round draft pick in 2023. And while this is merely a minor transaction to most football fans, this is a HUGE move for Sam and Chris as they have been lobbying the franchise to part ways with the diminutive pass catcher for quite some t...
Diving into The Fish Tank
September 30, 2021 13:44 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBA tough loss for Miami in Las Vegas, but don't worry Dol-fans...most people lose their shirts in Vegas. Miami just lost a game. Sam and Chris talk about what went wrong, what went right, and what needs to change going forward in order to turn the L into a W. Plus, The Fish Tank joins us to participate in Elite Tweet or Delete Tweet! Former Dolphins Wide Receiver, OJ McDuffie and Seth Levit spent some time with us, scouring the internet to bring you the very best, and very worst tweets from ...
Dolphins Legend Richmond Webb
September 23, 2021 18:13 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBDolphins Legend Richmond Webb re-joins the town of Perfectville to discuss the current team's struggles with the offensive line, how he overcame poor on field performances, and what advice he would give players like Austin Jackson to help him get better, immediately. The Ring of Honor inductee is once again up for the Pro Football Hall of Fame and has even jumped into doing podcasts! Richmond will also be launching another project soon that he gives us a sneak peak on. Additionally, Sam and...
Former Dolphins Safety Jimmy Williams
September 16, 2021 07:00 - 52.9 MBIt is week two of the 2021 NFL regular season and the Miami Dolphins are all alone in FIRST PLACE of the AFC East. That is because The Bills and Jets lost their opening games and The Dolphins beat New England IN New England for just the second time since 2008. How sweet it is to be back on top of the division! So how did this victory come about? Outside of turnovers and penalties, New England dominated the stat lines, but Miami seemingly never lost control of the game. Sam and Chri...
Former Dolphins Safety Jimmy Wilson
September 16, 2021 07:00 - 57 minutes - 53.3 MBIt is week two of the 2021 NFL regular season and the Miami Dolphins are all alone in FIRST PLACE of the AFC East. That is because The Bills and Jets lost their opening games and The Dolphins beat New England IN New England for just the second time since 2008. How sweet it is to be back on top of the division! So how did this victory come about? Outside of turnovers and penalties, New England dominated the stat lines, but Miami seemingly never lost control of the game. Sam and Chris give di...
Former 'Phin Nolan Carroll
September 09, 2021 20:08 - 1 hour - 62.7 MBMiami Dolphins football is BACK! The regular season is here and Sam and Chris CANNOT WAIT for it. The boys sit down with former Dolphins defensive back and special teams ace, Nolan Carroll. The three discuss the current team's chances against New England this Sunday, why the "captaincy" story about Tua Tagovailoa is a non-story and how a New York Jets coach is the best friend that Nolan Carroll never wanted. Plus, Covid-19 rears its ugly head again for Miami. How do they adjust to some key ...
Making The Cut
September 03, 2021 14:11 - 46 minutes - 43.1 MBThe Miami Dolphins have announce their initial 53 man roster. And have since made changes to it... Sam and Chris breakdown who makes the cut, who was left behind and what surprises, if any, made the boys go hmmmmm? This very special episode of Welcome To Perfectville is part of the BLEAV Podcast Network, presented by Betonline.ag Enjoy and Welcome To Perfectville!
Elite Tweet or Delete Tweet RETURNS
August 27, 2021 04:39 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MBSam and Chris dust off their favorite segment as Elite Tweet or Delete Tweet RETURNS! What NFL analyst's tweet made Chris so happy that he almost farted for joy? And who had a tweet so horrible that Sam felt compelled to ask the guy to stop using twitter forever? All that and more with the best segment in podcast history...Elite Tweet Or Delete Tweet! Plus, the boys recap preseason so far, including the crazy improvement of Tua Tagovailoa, the depth of the wide receiving room and how the st...
Miami vs. Chicago (Preseason Game #1)
August 12, 2021 22:23 - 52 minutes - 48.7 MBOur long national nightmare is over. Miami plays the Chicago Bears on Saturday, August 14th to kick off their preseason schedule and The Citizens of Perfectville are here for it. Which rookie are Sam and Chris looking forward to watching the most? What player group has to have the killer instinct in this game? And just who in the heck is returning kicks for The Dolphins this season? Plus, Sam and Chris say goodbye to some long-time beat writers, say hello t the Chicago bears PR team and say...
Did You Know?!?!
August 06, 2021 01:52 - 43 minutes - 40.6 MBThe boys are back and talking Miami Dolphins football, yet again. Pads are on and the Miami Dolphins defense is looking to get some respect back from the offense that attacked them early and often in week one of training camp. Did the offense clap back after the defense showed up? Or have their weaknesses on the o-line and running back position been exposed for all the world to see? Plus, the Xavien Howard saga takes another twist as the talented cornerback and the team take on softer langua...
Miami Dolphins Training Camp YAY!
July 30, 2021 15:08 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MBSam and Chris celebrate their 200th episode of Perfectville by welcoming in the 2021 season as Miami Dolphins Training Camp is under way! Who looks good, who looks...not so good and what the heck are we going to do with Xavien Howard's trade demand? Is Albert Wilson already a lock to make the team after the first few days of camp? How big is DJ Fluker's injury to the offensive line depth? And No Xavien Howard? That sucks but there are way worse scenarios for Miami than that, as we explain. ...
Gon' Give It to X
July 14, 2021 21:40 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MBThe boys are back! But Xavien Howard isn't. The situation between the star Cornerback and The Miami Dolphins appears to be heading towards a messy divorce. X is no longer following the team's social media accounts, he is posting vague quotes on his Instagram page and it appears that The Dolphins are finally open to exploring trade packages with teams. How did it get ot this point? Is there any way to salvage it? And what would be the ideal trade scenario if Howard does indeed get traded? S...
The Over/Under Game 2021 Edition
July 01, 2021 10:00 - 50 minutes - 46.7 MBFresh off the announcement that Pro Bowl Wide Receiver CHRIS CHAMBERS will be joining the show soon, Sam Marcoux and Chris Cullen discuss the latest news surrounding the Miami Dolphins, including joint practices with other teams, and whether or not this is a good idea, the infamous slide that was installed in the new Miami Dolphins headquarters and why Sam isn't a fan. And Chris explains how one can "fart wrong". Plus, the boys bring back a crowd favorite with the 2021 edition of the Over/U...
The Pick One Game
June 25, 2021 19:46 - 52 minutes - 48.6 MBChris Cullen returns to Perfectville and joins Sam Marcoux to discuss the contract situation of Xavien Howard, the early struggles of Tua Tagovailoa in mini-camp and what Jerome Baker's contract extension means for Mike Gesicki and others. The boys also introduce a new game called Pick ONE, forcing the hosts to choose one Dolphins legend versus another with the caveat being the one they don't choose, is erased from team history forever. Jason Taylor vs. Zach Thomas? What about Ricky William...
Comedian Jeremy Curry
June 18, 2021 18:59 - 33 minutes - 31.5 MBStand-Up Comedian and huge Miami Dolphins fan, Jeremy Curry fills in for Chris this week. Jeremy talks about how he became a fan, his biggest disappointments of being a fan of this team over the years and how he scraped up enough money to buy his sweet Dan Marino jersey. Jeremy also discusses the life of a traveling comedian and the easiest way to break into the business of comedy. Plus, Sam and Jeremy share a couple of stories from the road as the two long time friends have traveled all o...
Return Of The Dern
May 27, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBDolphinstalk.com writer and former podcaster in the Town of Perfectville, Kevin Dern returns to discuss all things Miami Dolphins with Sam. What is Chris Grier's M.O. when drafting? Which players on offense and defense could move on before the regular season that would shock Dol-fans everywhere? Kevin dishes the dirt and proves once again why he is the most underrated DOlphins analyst on the internet. Speaking of returns, Chris Cullen returns from his family vacation to sit back in his rig...
The Inevitable Return of Travis Wingfield
May 21, 2021 17:41 - 44 minutes - 41.5 MBThe Miami Dolphins only full-time Podcast employee, Drive Time's Travis Wingfield comes back to the Town of Perfectville! Filling in for the vacationing Chris Cullen, Travis discusses his experiences working with Miami Dolphins legends, pestering Brian Flores in the halls of team headquarters and so much more. Travis also gives us his thoughts on what The Dolphins do better than any other team in the NFL, and where the squad can improve on the field to catapult them into the playoffs in 202...
Release The Schedule Hounds!
May 13, 2021 05:47 - 59 minutes - 54.8 MBSam and Chris discuss the full Miami Dolphins 2021 draft, as well as do a little Elite Tweet/Delete Tweet action. Plus, The boys go through the 2021 schedule and figure out something that hasn't happened for Miami since 1986! Enjoy and Welcome To Perfectville
Episode 192: The BEST (of) Damn Draft Night Livestream, period.
May 03, 2021 06:06 - 1 hour - 82.5 MBHappy Football Christmas! After months of anticipation, hype and rumors, the 2021 NFL Draft has come and gone. And Sam and Chris were here to livestream the entire first round of it! Joined by fellow podcaster Sevach, and with a murderer's row of guests along the way, the boys from Perfectville plopped down for the entire four hours of the first round and discussed it all, and then some. Thankfully, The Town of Perfectville stripped the livestream audio and boiled it down to the highest of ...
Episode 191: Blowing Smoke
April 22, 2021 10:00 - 59 minutes - 55.3 MBThe Week: It is NFL DRAFT season and the Miami Dolphins haven't seen this much of a smoke screen around them since Ricky Williams retired. Trade rumors and misinformation runs rampant around this time of year and 2021 is no exception. Dolphins GM Chris Grier has his chessboard out and is looking to play a round with 31 different GMs in the league. What is real? What isn't? Sam and Chris sift through the many clouds of smoke and try to decipher it all. Speaking of The NFL Draft, Sam and Chr...
Episode 190: Know Thy Enemy
April 16, 2021 17:55 - 64.1 MBThis Week: The boys take some time to look at the REST of The AFC East on this episode of Welcome To Perfectville. The Bills, Patriots and Jets each had various levels of success and failure in 2020 and their offseason approaches reflect that. The Patriots went on a spending spree, The Bills added talent […]
Episode 189: A Little Bit of This n’ That
April 07, 2021 03:45 - 54.7 MBThis Week Sam is almost out of his temporary recording location and back into the Perfectville West studio, Chris is still in his Perfectville East studio, and The Dolphins are almost on the clock! The boys review Miami’s free agency plan and how it relates to the aforementioned NFL Draft. Did Miami make enough moves […]
Episode 188: Free Agency is Offensive
March 19, 2021 12:15 - 74 MBThis Week Free Agency has started! And so has the overreactions from fans. The Miami Dolphins were big spenders in the 2020 free agent class. 2021? Not so much. At least, at first glance, it appears that The Dolphins weren’t terribly aggressive filling holes with the 2021 free agency class. Upon a closer look, however, […]
Episode 187: The Tight Ends Room
March 11, 2021 13:00 - 55.8 MBThis Week The boys are back in the saddle. Chris has a new gig and Sam has a new kid. And they get to talk about the best positional unit on the offense? Triple score! The Miami Dolphins have one of the best Tight Ends in football in Mike Gesicki. And his fellow tight ends, […]
Episode 186: The Running Backs Room
February 12, 2021 05:21 - 64.4 MBThis Week Welp, Tom Brady won ANOTHER Super Bowl, Zach Thomas was left out of the Pro Football Hall of Fame and all of our players and coaches that were up for awards got snubbed. And if it couldn’t get any worse for Miami Dolphins fans everywhere, we talk about our abysmal running back performance […]
Episode 185: The Wide Receivers Room
February 05, 2021 02:16 - 70.5 MBThis Week The wide receivers for The Miami Dolphins in 2020 were not good. In fact, they weren’t even okay. They were bad. Very bad. And injured. And not open. In fact, it was one of the worst offensive outputs The Dolphins have ever had from a wide receiving group. What went wrong? Did anything […]
Episode 184: The Quarterbacks Room
January 19, 2021 14:50 - 71.1 MBThis Week Tua Tagovailoa and Ryan Fitzpatrick led The Miami Dolphins from the quarterback position in 2020. At times, both of them were amazing. At other times, both were maddening. Sam and Chris break down the position t length in this episode. What went right? What went wrong? And how doe they get better in […]
Episode 183: The Best Bad Team In Football
January 12, 2021 06:07 - 73.4 MBThis Week Another postseason watching from the couch. The Dolphins come up (WAY) short against The Bills in the final game of the season and miss the playoffs for the 345th consecutive year. What went right and, more importantly, what went wrong, against Josh Allen and The Bills? And even though The Dolphins missed the […]