Off the Chain with Doberman Dan

How easy it is to control the sheeple

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, if you own a business you’ve probably heard about the General Data Protection Regulation from Europe, right? People are freaking out about it. “Oh, my God. What do I have to do to be compliant? What changes do I need to make on my website? Do I need to hire an attorney? Are they going to prosecute me or shut my business down?” Judas H. Priest! I’ve never seen anything like this. If you’re concerned about how GDPR will affect you and your busine...

The economic collapse of America is here

A word of warning: When I recorded this I was in the midst of an almost crippling bout of depression. So yeah, my perception was skewed to the negative. However... the facts back me up. And it is NOT pretty. Nor is it gonna get better anytime soon. However... I believe I’m presenting the ONLY solution that will keep you and your family safe from this situation. Click here and I’ll share it with you on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan P.S. By th...

The crack addict secret to getting rich

It’s true. I learned one of the best “make lots of money” lessons when I was a street cop. And I learned it by observing a homeless crack addict. In spite of those disadvantages, this guy earned more money that most doctors. And I’m revealing the secret to doing that on the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

I've Started My Death Countdown

It’s depressing. But it totally changed how I’m living my life. Long story short: I’ve found out exactly how much time I have left to do the things I really want to do. Basically, reality bitch slapped me hard. ’Cuz I only have a handful of years left. And the truth is, you have a lot less time left than you probably think, too. So click here for the latest episode of Off The Chain to find out how I’m spending my remaining few years... and what that does NOT involve. All the be...

HUGE Conversions

Something different today. Something a lot of people wouldn’t expect from Doberman Dan. A biblical lesson about how to get YUGE conversions. With a little bit of creative license... but it’s MOSTLY bible based. This biblical secret to experiencing YUGE conversions is revealed on this week’s episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

Raffum Fraffum Scraffum Wazoo

Hardly anybody could understand my high school sophomore English teacher, Mr. Fleming. Ironic, right? The dude taught English but nobody could understand half of the English he spoke. In spite of that problem, Mr. Fleming taught me one of the most valuable copywriting lessons I’ve ever discovered when he shouted “Raffum fraffum scraffum wazoo!” at me one day in the library. It’s what makes the difference between a so-so performing “B” list writer... and an “A” list writer who creates...

You're being led to slaughter

I know guys and gals making net “in-your-pocket” profits of more than a million dollars per year. However... they’re scared to death to hear my message this week. They stick their fingers in their ears and do that “la-la-la” thang, singing at the top of their lungs to block me out. Because this is NOT a popular message. You see, a lot of people who have the appearance of wealth. And most think the party is never gonna end. However, when it does... and it ALWAYS does... they’re go...

How to take care of your Goldfish with Josh Stanton part 2

You’ve heard of multiple streams of income, right? Well you can do the same thing for customer acquisition. Multiple streams of customers. And each stream will bring you different customers that none of the other streams would have brought you. So this tactic is rock solid. And it MIGHT be exactly what you need to transform a “meh” business... in to a “kick ass” business. That and many more tips were shared by my guest on this week’s Off The Chain show. Click here to check it out...

How to take care of your Goldfish with Josh Stanton part 1

I got mad R-E-S-P-E-C-T for my guest this week on Off The Chain. He’s a true bootstrap entrepreneur. Ad he’s one of the few guys with the balls to do what I’ve recommended to thousands of wannapreneurs... yet have only seen a handful actually do it. He tells the story about how he turned his back on a “sure thang” career as an engineer to chase the entrepreneurial dream. And how he financed his first online business. A business that sold a book on how to take care of your goldfish. ...

Half a billion in sales with Brian Moran part 2

If you want to build a big business, listen up. ’Cuz a lot of entrepreneurs have crashed and burned while scaling up. Simply because they didn’t understand this one thang: The qualities of a good entrepreneur are almost antithetical to the qualities of a good manager. So... as you scale up and your team grows... if you’re the entrepreneur driving the growth... there’s one HUGELY important thang you absolutely MUST do if you don’t want to destroy your business. And that one thang is r...

Half a billion in sales with Brian Moran part 1

Wouldn’t it be cool to have a business where people pay you a few hundred bucks a month... and all you do is basically give them electrons? AND there’s a SERIOUS pain of disconnect... so they keep paying you month after month, year after year. And no potential compliance issues from federal alphabet agencies and state attorney generals like other businesses have to be concerned about. Just thousands of people paying you $100 or more every month... possibly for years on end. Sounds go...

Quit Wishterbating with Jared Emin part 2

It’s controversial. But my guest says it has been proven true time and time again in his business. If you want to be a master persuader... but you’re a student of NLP... you gotta go to “NLP rehab” to unlearn all that stuff. Then and ONLY then can you start to become a good persuader of your fellow human beings. Once you’ve done that, there’s another cool little serendipity... You can start getting rid of all the head trash that’s been holding you back and sabotaging all your effor...

Quit Wishterbating with Jared Emin part 1

And I’m not the dude telling you to not earn NLP. That comes from a guy who is a master at it. And had built his entire life around it. Anyhoo, I’ve got an interesting guest on Off The Chain this week. He’s an serial entrepreneur, online marketer and direct response copywriter for his own business which specializes in teaching persuasion techniques. You’re about to discover several interesting things if you’re interested in getting good at persuasion skills. And one of the most surpr...

Roy Furr - Freelance Titan part 2

In fact, after writing sales copy for almost a quarter of a century as a full time gig (mostly writing for my own businesses)... I’m starting to view what drives top performers for what it REALLY is...   A mental illness.   No sane person wants to deal with all the self-hate, mental and emotional trauma that an A-list player has to deal with.   But there’s a reason top producers in any field are so out of balance. And it’s the thing that eventually makes them great.   If you ...

Roy Furr - Freelance Titan part 1

In fact, after writing sales copy for almost a quarter of a century as a full time gig (mostly writing for my own businesses)... I’m starting to view what drives top performers for what it REALLY is...   A mental illness.   No sane person wants to deal with all the self-hate, mental and emotional trauma that an A-list player has to deal with.   But there’s a reason top producers in any field are so out of balance. And it’s the thing that eventually makes them great.   If you ...

Interview with James Schramko part 2

This is part two of my interview with James Schramko. He goes through the details of what he did to replace a very high income from his job with his own “lifestyle business.” If you’ve ever wanted to do the same you should click here to check it out now. All the best, Doberman Dan

Interview with James Schramko part 1

My guest this week is none other than James Schramko. He’s a dude who has mastered how to build a business around the exact kind of lifestyle you desire. He reveals one thing in the interview that has been life changing for me. It caused me to step back and re-evaluate EVERYTHING I was doing. Lots of gems in the interview. Click here to check it out. All the best, Doberman Dan

Brown M&Ms

I opened up this episode with a song. But I feel like an idiot. I got the chorus right but I played the riff to another song. Whatever. It was just a set up to get into the REAL topic: Brown M&Ms. If you have to hire employees, work with independent contractors or joint venture partners, this brown M&M secret could save you a LOT of time and trouble. Click here for the latest episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

Sucking gunshot wound to the chest

I’m using some fodder material from my ex cop days in this week’s show. More specifically, what you should do if you get shot and have a sucking chest wound. Because I see a lot of businesses that have a sucking chest wound. But here’s what they do. They put a band-aid on it. And die. Click here to find out what you SHOULD do instead. All the best, Doberman Dan P.S. I’m sharing also all the calls I’ve gotten so far to my Off The Chain show hotline. Interesting people are listeni...

Gimme Reviews

While picking Joe Nation’s brain (my podcast producer)... I ot a revelation about why I have more podcast reviews that other podcasters with MUCH bigger audiences. And that answer is kinda tied to something I talked about in last week’s podcast. And based on my experience, THIS is the secret to having a successful podcast. Heck, a successful following ANYWHERE. Click here and discover the secret on the latest episode of Off The Chain... All the best, Doberman Dan

Are you being true to yourself?

This took darn near half a century to learn. And it freed me. Transformed my personal life, freed me from a lifetime struggle with anxiety... ...and transformed my business to the point where I’m one of the highest priced options in my area of specialization... yet the world is beating a path to my door. Click here now to discover the secret. All the best, Doberman Dan

Interview with Matt Gillogly part 2

SCHWING! This week we continue with how to make big bucks with boners. It’s Part 2 of my interview with a very successful ED clinic owner and marketer. And he’s sharing many of the lessons he has learned like... How to RAISE prices and LOWER resistance...
 The “you don't debate with the doctor” positioning... and how to use it to exponentially boost your conversions... AND price points in ANY business.
 The “circle and spokes” secret you MUST know in order to charge the highest p...

Interview with Matt Gillogly part 1

How to make big bucks with boners... Interesting show this week. You’re about to discover that guys will pay BIG money if you can give them a boner. And no, this has nothing to do with high priced call girls and porn stars... like our president is so fond of. My guest has been enormously successful running medical clinics devoted solely to ED... Erectile Dysfunction. And he’s sharing many of the lessons he has learned like... What he has learned about high end selling 
 Why spen...

Behind the scenes at Agora Financial with Joe Schreifer part 2

Imagine taking a successful $50 million/year biz and quadrupling it to over $205 million/year... in only 3 years. While screwing a bunch of stuff up along the way. No, the point isn’t that you can be successful in spite of screwing things up... The point is this: If you want to experience growth that big, that fast... screwing things up is 100% NECESSARY. That’s what my guest on this week’s Off The Chain show is revealing. If you thought everything had to be perfect to build a re...

Behind the scenes at Agora Financial with Joe Schreifer part 1

Listen, it’s hard to quadruple ANY business in only 3 years. But super duper hard to do that with an already established and successful business doing $50 million a year. But that’s exactly what one of my clients did. And on this week’s Off The Chain show he’s revealing exactly how they did it. Click here and prepare to have your mind blown... All the best, Doberman Dan

There's no money in fitness with Olllie Matthews part 2

It CAN be done, ya know? Of course that depends on your passion. If you’re passionate about sitting on the sofa, drinking beer and eating pizza... it’s gonna be a whole lot harder to make money with that than a person who is passionate about golf. You get the idea. So if you have a passion that can actually be monetized... you should listen to this week’s Off The Chain show to hear how one guy has done it rather successfully. Click here for the whole story... All the best, Dober...

There's no money in fitness with Olllie Matthews part 1

I worked with a trainer to help me get back in shape. Because this guy knows how to do it. Cuz at one time he was a grossly obese 260 lbs... and could barely climb 4 or 5 stairs without having to stop and catch his breath. But he made some changes, got in AWESOME shape and even started competing in bodybuilding contests. And now he’s one of the premier trainers in England. These days he’s a man on a mission. He wants to help entrepreneurs get in great shape... so they can work at t...

Facebook Hate

I’m constantly amazed at how many seemingly normal and intelligent people submit to CIA MK Ultra mind control programming... and for all intents and purposes what amounts to an HOURLY gummint anal probe. Even more amazing... they do this WILLINGLY. And completely miss out on living a REAL life... in the REAL world. A life exponentially more fulfilling than the sick, perverted demonic-controlled virtual life they’re living. But tens of millions do. And my online radio producer (I li...

Just Sell The Damn Thing

I recently launched a new book on Amazon. And now yours truly is a 3-time international best selling author. By the way, when I proffered that as payment for my small coffee at Starbucks the other day, the girl behind the counter looked at me like I had three heads and said, “That’ll be $50, please.” (Or whatever astronomical price they’re charging for a small coffee these days.) But that’s neither here nor there. Because even though you’ll only make pennies in royalties... you can ...

What's Working Right Now

Killer Orgasms with Nate Rifkin part 2

Like I mentioned last week... One of my knights decided to use his copywriting and marketing skills to wade through millions of REALLY bitter and hateful women online to try and find “the one.” And after using Facebook ads to bring some attention to his little experiment, it went viral. And THOUSANDS of haters (mostly women) came out of the woodwork. Heck, some even threatened to KILL him! Which just once again confirms what I always say about the mindset of people you find on Face...

A Peek Behind The Curtain

Killer Orgasms with Nate Rifkin part 1

This was an interesting little experiment. One of my knights decided to use his copywriting and marketing skills to sift through millions of women online to try and find “the one.” In the process the whole kit and caboodle went viral. He got invitations to appear on Dr. Phil... and THOUSANDS of haters (mostly women) came out of the woodwork. Some even threatened to kill him! (Those should have been moved to the top of the dating list, in my opinion. ’Cuz they most certainly would NOT...

Don't be another broke internet fanboy

Just Breathe with Dan Brule part 2

I’ve done some crazy stuff in the past. Hell, I’m doing crazy stuff NOW. At first, I told myself it was to open my mind. So I could become a better copywriter. A better musician. A better composer. Free from the self-hate. One who can tap into a deeper, more creative power. But now... it’s for different reasons. Reasons I’m still not able to properly enunciate. At least not in a way mortal minds can grasp. I want something more. Something higher. To reach a higher l...

Build Your Business Without Blogging

Just Breathe with Dan Brule part 1

Crazy like a fox. ’Cuz the simplest of things... Something you’re already doing 24 hours a day unconsciously... can TRANSFORM your performance. In your business... In your relationships... Heck... your entire frickin’ LIFE, man. IF you learn how to take conscious control of it. (And no, it’s not control of your thinking, positive thinking or any of that.) In fact, my guest claims this is soooooo transformational, it’s like being reborn. Discover how to be reborn on the latest...

Get a rush of new customers

Going for GOLD

Don’t blame this one on me. My producer J.R. is the one to blame. He started it. But like I told ya a couple weeks ago, I’m not pulling my punches anymore. And THIS little rant is gonna piss off EVERYBODY who runs masterminds. Frankly Scarlet, I don’t give a flying fornication. SOMEBODY has to tell it like it is. And I guess I’m the man for the job. Probably the ONLY one with the huevos big enough to do it. Click here to hear those big brass ones clunkin’ together like never be...

You're either growing or you're dying

Are you frustrated? Fed up with not making any progress? Does every day in your business feel like you’re swimming in wet concrete? The solution is simple, my treasured troubadour. Just follow the WWF’s lead. It’s all explained on this week’s semi-entertaining episode of Off The Chain. All the best, Doberman Dan

If you can't afford to lose it don't do it

In his forward to my new book, “Just Sell The Damn Thing,” Dan Kennedy said this about lil’ ole moi: “My own chosen and lived positioning for more than 40 years has been ‘No B.S.’ Had I not claimed it, it could just as easily be his.” And that’s EXACTLY what I’m doing today... Giving you some hard won, no BS advice from 30 years in the entrepreneurial trenches. Look, I’m a champion of and cheerleader for the entrepreneur. Or anybody who says they want to be one. Although I have ...

Crazy Ways To Make Your Business Fun with T. J. Rohleder

I’m gonna let ya in on something. To support my two bad habits (sleeping indoors and eating at least once a day)... I write sales copy. A few people who are experts at that stuff say I’m really good at it. Some even say I’m a master. I never correct them... but many days... actually MOST days, I highly doubt that. I can’t personally say I’m a master. But I CAN say that I’m masterING. So here’s my big secret: Most days I have absolutely ZERO desire to write copy. I have to f...

How To Make Millions With Direct Mail with Craig Simpson

Is this the most profitable thang you could EVER do? I’ll answer that question for you... YES! Based on my experience, THIS secret could be the biggest, most efficient and most EFFECTIVE thang you could ever possibly do in your business. That’s how it has worked out for me... and I’ve been doing it for almost a quarter of a century. And in ALL my businesses it has been the number one generator of sales and profits. I thought I was an expert at this jealously guarded secret... u...

Secrets Of High Ticket Selling with Matthew Gillogly

A few years ago I decided to try selling a high priced coaching program. My sales copy did a great job of getting people to set up a phone call with me to learn about my coaching dealy-bop. Because I’ve gotten pretty darn good at selling in print. And on websites... in emails, etc. But when I got on the phone with these pre-qualified and highly motivated prospects... I screwed it all up and converted very few. Because I didn’t know how to sell on the phone. Especially high-ticket stu...

Client Problems with Heather Ann Havenwood part 2

I’ve never heard ANYBODY say this. EVER. I literally stopped breathing for a few seconds when I heard it. And it changed my life in an instant. REALLY. Because this problem has taunted me my entire life. Actually, “taunted” doesn’t even come close to describing it. “Torture” is the more appropriate word. Because this issue has driven me to my knees. To the point of seriously considering ending my own life. Several different times. So yeah... this was a big frickin’ deal to me....

Client Problems with Heather Ann Havenwood part 1

I was feeling good... In fact... in spite of being a graying 52 year old, no-longer- handsome guy... I was feeling that macho swagger again. Like back in the day... if ya know what I mean. Interesting timing on that... because I was interviewing a woman. AND... because she’s just simply maaarvelous... the interview went swimmingly. In fact... I learned some pretty life changing thangs. So... with the hope and expectation that it’ll do the same for you, too... my producer Joe Nation ...

No B.S. Guide to Powerful Presentations with Dustin Matthews part 2

Have you been listening to my Off The Chain podcast? If so, then maybe you listened to last week’s episode with Dustin Mathews. He shared some great stuff. Like some super successful ways to find a mentor... And one thang that seemed really cool to me... how an introvert can work behind the scenes in the speaking business to make millions. And really... so many other success secrets that it would take way too long to describe in this email. You just need to go listen to it. I promi...

No B.S. Guide to Powerful Presentations with Dustin Matthews part 1

Can you be an extreme “hide behind a computer” introvert yet still make millions speaking? Yup. That’s exactly what one of my friends did. And he’s revealing his secret formula here... HINT: The speaker doesn’t have to be YOU. Here’s how to glom on to one of those extrovert dudes who LOVES to get on stage and use HIM to make millions. THIS just might be the ideal business model for you...   All the best, Doberman Dan

6 sets of 6

And it doesn’t come from my business or marketing experience. It comes from my bodybuilding experience back in the day. This truly is the secret to creating any kind of life you want... and getting EVERYTHING you desire. All the intriguing deets are revealed on the latest episode of Off The Chain. Click here and enjoy... All the best, Doberman Dan

Your programming is sabotaging your success

Well ALMOST stopped talking about marketing. (With the civilians. I still talk about new marketing breakthroughs a LOT with my knights.) Why do I rarely share that stuff on my podcasts anymore? ’Cuz it ain’t the most important thang for building your biz and making money. There’s something much more important. EXPONENTIALLY more important. And THAT is what I’m talking about exclusively on this week’s new episode of Off The Chain. Click here to take a listen... All the best, Do...