The Fun Time Boys
342 episodes - English - Latest episode: 13 days ago - ★★★★★ - 46 ratingsThe Fun TIme Boys: Your weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Join us each week as we discuss everything between important and stupid.
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Episodes
Episode 39 - The One About The Contest
August 14, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 139 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We kick off this week with one dollar gas station shots and a memorial for Dylan's lost beard. We're battling in the first-ever "SUPER Podcast Champion Edition Turbo" against the Thought Cops podcast! The winner will get a place on the C.U.N.T. ('C' 'U' Next Tuesday) Network. To hear the fight go down, tune into episode 115 of The Dick Show. There will be a listener voting...
Episode 38 - Doctor Davehattan
August 07, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 116 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between!Allan is "hunglagged" or just hungover from his weekend adventure to Atlanta, We demand other podcasts surrender terms, Sharp as a whistle, Dave is the #1 source for southwest ripped dudes, Dylan gets abandoned in Las Vegas, Getting to the bottom of a Tinder date, Multiple molesting Daves. The Deep South, The Asterios Showkkinos, and Dick Masterson's Road Rage: Atlanta reca...
Episode 37 - Fingerblast The Mayonnaise Button
July 31, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 155 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan joins us via satellite, Allan's hangover cure is diet cola instead of water. The movie "SWAT" with meth and anxiety attacks. Dave trolls Matt into listening to 311, Dylan recommends SBC's new show "Who is America?", Getting your dick grabbed in Vegas, The ukulele isn't cool and never will be, Allan plans to install a SCUD missile system in his yard, Prison-produced P...
Episode 36 - Heart Palpatines
July 24, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 152 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! 'Stone Cold' Steve Dylan joins us once again in the studio, We start out this week with a game of "Strip Meteorology" and Shirtless Dave flexing on Allan. Drunk cooking, wasted nachos, ruined segments and "because I was drunk." DO NOT (definitely do this) try to scare Dylan, The ups and downs of our Vegas travels, Allan rebuilds a burnt bridge and is going to Atlanta, 311 ...
Episode 35 - Dippin' Toes
July 17, 2018 08:00 - 2 hours - 150 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan almost dies, A discussion on digital piracy, Meeting a questionable co-worker, a little bit on our upcoming bonus episode, Dave's ringtone idea, The UnFuckables and the Loose Set of Guidelines, Beers of The Week, Thumb recoil, Blowing up LaCroix because that's what it deserves, Matt continues to make players rage-quit from Street Fighter, "Hey, Look at This!" featuri...
Episode 34 - The Allaning
July 10, 2018 16:57 - 2 hours - 126 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan once again is joining us via satellite, but this time he's reporting from Las Vegas. A review of hemp beer, Dylan is consumed by Conan Exiles and sucks at driving, Dave's back and we hear about his travels, Matt gets an in-studio promotion, Almost escaping Wrestlemania, 4th of July celebrations have become a travesty, Did we just eat dog treats?, Drinking and reviewi...
Episode 33 - The Affirmative Nod
July 03, 2018 08:00 - 2 hours - 139 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The bastard that is "technical difficulties" got us this week. This episode does sound less than optimal and we didn't notice until after recording. So, sorry in advance! Dave's on vacation this week! Googling where to hide drugs in a rental, Democracy manifest and "gets your hand off my penis", Conan Exiles is taking over... have you put your time in on the wall yet?, Rec...
Episode 32 - Grapefruiting The Stone
June 26, 2018 08:00 - 3 hours - 189 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This week Steven Poff from "There Can Be Only One Podcast" joins us to talk about their upcoming gaming tournament and to discuss Robocop 2. Matt hates men in flip flops, a gas station struggleburger, Electric Forest, A bad trip on mushrooms, Mark Zuckerborg and Steven Jobs' force ghost, Allan is the Sheriff Joe of Facebook friend requests, Dylan's story about trying to be...
Episode 31 - Lawrence of a Labia
June 19, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 145 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Back by popular demand: Another Friday Night shit show! Dylan's wearing his invisibility glasses, Dave's dick requires panoramic mode for pics, Watching a movie you enjoyed twice just to see why you didn't hate it, Sex on women rather than with them, Allan was a guest caller in episode 106 of The Dick Show. A bit more on Conan Exiles, Mortal Kombat, and confirmation that D...
Episode 30 - Stupid Face, Texas Mouth
June 12, 2018 08:00 - 3 hours - 175 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! 30 episodes -- It's a celebration fueled by IPA! A discussion on hick instruments, posting pictures of your legs crossed is a terrible social media trend, most annoying Star Wars characters and Dave gets it wrong, Viagra and extra dick blood, Michael Jackson's Current Health Condition, Saying "Conan The Barbarian" wrong and game sexism, Your next trip to Vegas requires a s...
Episode 29 - And Suddenly, Dinosaurs
June 05, 2018 08:00 - 2 hours - 148 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Warning: There will be SPOILERS for Solo between 1:11:25 and 1:43:05! We start this week with a soundbite of Dave making the worst sound ever, Where did all the tighty whities go?, Facebook hookers and trolling, The Weird Dick Hour, The end of a bad relationship with Destiny 2, Comicon-aids, Battlefield's poor marketing choices, "Hey, Look at this!" with Jakecomesback2000 ...
Episode 28 - A Hint of Piss
May 29, 2018 07:00 - 3 hours - 170 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We learn this week that Dylan doesn't have any Bitcoins, so he can't buy anymore cat tranquilizers off the deep web. Dave's "Getting too high" story, running from the police and winning, we're updating our privacy policy, speaking the Timarian language, Conan Exiles/Destiny 2/Battlefront 2 talk and input lag on plasma TVs, Our resident Star Wars Superfan saw "Solo" before ...
Episode 27 - Allan's Unmarked Grave
May 22, 2018 08:00 - 3 hours - 171 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Allan might not know how scheduling or calendars work, Dylan shows off his new Championship belt that's totally not a child's toy, The Cryus's made it big from inserting microphones into their holes, Dave gets banned from Facebook (again), Being bullied into a mustache, A postmortem apology to America, Inventing Trans-Atlantic Hip-Hop and SnatchChat, Dylan gets hit on in U...
Episode 26 - Substantial Lance
May 15, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 150 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Buckle in for a dual birthday celebration show fueled by an accidental "Ice" beer purchase! Semi-guest non-host Dave is back and we hear about his warm, wet mouth hug bartering days, "Shiver Me Tinders" and/or "Bernier Betwixt The Sheets" has to be a thing, The odds of living past 75, Googling weird dicks, an Uber driver loses it, Mudvayne is terrible, Dylan attempts to ma...
Episode 25 - Fedora The Explorer
May 08, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 109 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We celebrate our 25th episode without Dave. He's on vacation this week... or is he? Dylan keeps his Terrain Race medal with him, Poff picks a fight with the wrong guy, security guards need weapons, Allan has a receding lip line, "Bernier Betwixt The Sheets" has to happen, Jenny from Forrest Gump is a terrible person and a vintage "If She Bad", We discover podcasts at 1/2 s...
Episode 24 - Liquid Sunshine
May 01, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 160 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The Fitness Challenge has happened, the results are in, and the excuses are rampant. We give a detailed analysis of the entire event, who won, and what happened. A busy week of online arguments, Is "Kong: Skull Island" really that bad?, Dylan finishes another trilogy with a "Revenge of The Sith" review and as a bonus we get an overall Dylon rating for the trilogy, is there...
Episode 23 - Full Contact Podcasting
April 24, 2018 06:00 - 2 hours - 151 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This week's show starts by Allan telling his story about meeting a Republican celebrity, Dave has to get rid of his underwear, A big campaign announcement from an unlikely duo, We're just days away from The Fitness Challenge, Dylan presents "Damning Evidence" and uncovers the truth behind Matt, "The Black Hot" claims another victim, Garlic cloves and deadly burps, we scrol...
Episode 22 - Saint Bernier
April 17, 2018 08:00 - 2 hours - 146 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! "Season 2" is unofficially in full swing as we start this episode out by pandering to bakers, White Russians make a triumphant return, We're not a survival podcast, Dylan rekindles a relationship with an old friend, Self-checkouts are impossible, Matt has a spicy gif collection, Obstacles and mud, #CheckOutMySoundcloud is amazing, Allan doesn't finish Dylan's sentences, NF...
Episode 21 - The 88 Like Event
April 10, 2018 08:00 - 2 hours - 159 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Our friend Nick hangs out with us this week, Dylan gets fired up from drinking White Russians, Dave plays a mean shuffleboard, we're less than 3 weeks away from The Fitness Challenge and Dylan ups the ante, Mercury in Gatorade is almost over, Allan dreams of being a sack of shit, Would you rather have your hand or your foot cut off?, our guest Nick might be a serial killer...
Episode 20 - Mercury In Gatorade
April 03, 2018 08:00 - 2 hours - 127 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We celebrate our 20th straight episode with copious amounts of drinking right off the bat. A last minute cancellation of a live show ruins our Friday night plans, we talk about our friend Jeff's sudden illness, Dave hangs out with an amp instead of his friends, Dylan derails the show to discuss "wolf people", Mercury and Jupiter are in Gatorade this week and everyone blame...
Episode 19 - The 19th One
March 27, 2018 08:00 - 3 hours - 186 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave's been on a harassment campaign this week, finding Dylan's nougaty center, PUBG Mobile is the jam, YouTube with dicks is becoming a thing, the "pickupapancake" show talk, messing with phone scammers, Matt does Round 2 of Batman discussion on "The Sharsch Review" and does a pretty good Bane impression, Han Solo dishes out #R2Metoo's, Dylan finishes the original Star Wa...
Episode 18 - Weekend at Bernier's
March 20, 2018 08:00 - 2 hours - 148 MBNot For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! It's Dave's birthday and we got him a special birthday present, a busy week online and Dylan strikes a nerve, Alex Jones is being sued by everyone, Matt talks about his guest appearance on "The Harsch Review", a quick update on The Fitness Challenge, Dylan might redeem himself a little bit with his "The Empire Strikes Back" Review, a "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" that's...
Episode 17 - A True Crime
March 13, 2018 08:00 - 3 hours - 168 MBNot For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. Kevin from "There Can Be Only One Podcast" hangs out with us this week as we delve into our first "True Crime" episode. Allan tells the story of an actual crime he witnessed, Dylan's first attempt at "Matt is Wrong" almost fails, forgetting you went to get mexican food, DJ's are magicians, Matt cried after losing in Street Fighter, Is "The Kindgom of The Crystal Skull" as bad as you remember?, Shia LaBeouf and Sean Connery caree...
Episode 16 - The Swashing of Buckles
March 06, 2018 10:00 - 2 hours - 144 MBNot For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. We start out this week discussing the failure of NFHC's HR department and the scandal between Dave's fist and Dylan undercarriage, Allan continues to unusually do things, taking bowling way too serious, "There Can Be Only One Podcast" gaming tournament recap, Matt vs. Rage Against The Machine, a new morning show called "Otter and The Wolf", laughing at pretentious artists, we finally talk about our bands, the continuation of the...
Episode 15 - Missing Flights
February 27, 2018 10:00 - 2 hours - 130 MBNot For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. This week's episode almost didn't happen because Allan missed his flight home from Portland! Allan goes to The Dick Show's live event "Road Rage: Portland" and we get a recap of his trip, Dave does corporate team building, NFHC does Hado, Dylan catches up on wrestling, Pop Tarts are ravioli, Metal Gear and the Mueller indictment, Matt gives some movie recommendations, Dave gets weird about the new Bat Mobile, "The Great DP debat...
Episode 14 - Peanut Butter Monsters!
February 20, 2018 09:00 - 2 hours - 155 MBNot For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. This week we discuss cheesy weddings, Tucson still stands but they may be their own demise, fitness challenge trash talk, Mars Candy is making candy that resembles Tide Pods, Space-X conspiracy theories, Allan ruins band photos, Matt gets mistaken for a homeless person, Watching people eat food in reverse, eating condiments for money, A more detailed analysis of the birthday bathtub scene in Lethal Weapon, Dave shares a Johnny C...
Episode 14 - Peanut Butter M-------!
February 20, 2018 09:00 - 2 hours - 155 MBNot For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. This week we discuss cheesy weddings, Tucson still stands but they may be their own demise, fitness challenge trash talk, Mars Candy is making candy that resembles Tide Pods, Space-X conspiracy theories, Allan ruins band photos, Matt gets mistaken for a homeless person, Watching people eat food in reverse, eating condiments for money, A more detailed analysis of the birthday bathtub scene in Lethal Weapon, Dave shares a Johnny C...
Episode 13 - The Dave Before Time
February 13, 2018 10:00 - 2 hours - 151 MBNot For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. Dave has returned from his travels and we get to hear all about it while listening to his favorite music. As a bonus, we get an insight into his strange yet interesting past. Allan goes trolling, We talk Destiny 2 and Monster Hunter: World, The story of Pumpkin Loaf, Dylan goes to Tucson, Dumpster diver gets what he deserves, Dylan reviews "Lethal Weapon 2", Professional wrestling dreams denied, The anticipated return of "What M...
Episode 12 - Bathtub Hugs
February 06, 2018 17:17 - 2 hours - 133 MBNot For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. With Dave still abroad, we have Kevin and Stephen from 'There Can Be Only One' in the studio to hang out and tell us about their podcast. The bible isn't a graphic novel, we play a deathmatch game (Our own take on 'There Can Be Only One'), measuring with 'Dylons', Best Buy will no longer sell CDs, Bench-pressing people, Allan (Adam?) narrates Kevin's El Paso trip, Dog Viagra and Stephen's dog talents, An otter turns into a wolf,...
Episode 11 - Fortunate Son
January 30, 2018 13:30 - 2 hours - 144 MBNot For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. Dave is out this week, so we have our friend Cole filling in for him. This week starts with a search for a certain adult video, Cole's beer preferences, Who exactly is 'Mesa Batman'?, NFHC does Sacramento and we visit an apocalyptic Walmart, Spilling beer in Las Vegas, Wrestlemania talk, Dylan trains for the 'Dad Beer Dave Classic', This week's installment of "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring Cole, A lifting competition...
Episode 10 - This American Laifu
January 23, 2018 10:00 - 2 hours - 120 MBNot For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. We survived the government shutdown, Dylan isn't really Dylan, Utah loves U-Turns and their streets make absolutely no sense, Allan's wife can't drive, Mountains melt, Dave's going to NAMM, We need fry sauce, Allan's a meme one-upper, The Mormon Industrial Complex, Pornhub's traffic and the Hawaiian missile crisis is just Propaganda to Dave, Another *hot* installment of "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" with a bonus round, The Ge...
Episode 9 - Ugantah
January 16, 2018 10:00 - 1 hour - 110 MBNot For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. Dylan joins us via satellite this week from the Utah and we hear about his travels, The Fifth Element review, Allan's going to Portland, Dave was on the local news, another installment of "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?", VRChat and the Ugandan Knuckles invasion, Lana Del Rey vs. Radiohead, more information on the Spotify lawsuit, troubleshooting audio problems is the worst problem, Alex Jones is not bragging, Charlie Daniels ha...
Episode 9 - Ugantah
January 16, 2018 10:00 - 1 hour - 89 MBNot For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. Dylan joins us via satellite this week from the Utah and we hear about his travels, The Fifth Element review, Allan's going to Portland, Dave was on the local news, another installment of "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?", VRChat and the Ugandan Knuckles invasion, Lana Del Rey vs. Radiohead, more information on the Spotify lawsuit, troubleshooting audio problems is the worst problem, Alex Jones is not bragging, Charlie Daniels ha...
Episode 8 - Death and D*cks
January 09, 2018 10:00 - 2 hours - 115 MBNot For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. This week we cover the downfall of Spotify, Allan lives in the Wild West, Logan Paul and the Japanese Suicide Forest, Dylan tries to talk wrestling, "Swatting" is a huge problem, Videogame addiction is real and some of us are affected, Moving sucks, Mormons and their weak beer, Dave gives his take on Scientology, The debut of the "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?", Alex Jones gives an odd review of Star Wars, Dylan discovers 'the ...
Episode 7 - Best/Worst of 2017 feat. Top Gun
January 02, 2018 10:00 - 2 hours - 131 MBNot For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. This week's show is the last one of 2017! We celebrated the New Year a little early on this episode. A quick Christmas recap, VR Porn, Remembering LAN Parties, Dylan's Top Gun movie review and we discover Days of Thunder is pretty much the same movie, More Wrestlemania negotiations, The Best and The Worst of 2017, What's going to be good or bad in 2018, We invent Nick Staab, The location for Dylan and Dave's Fitness Challenge ha...
Episode 6 - Definitely Aliens
December 26, 2017 10:00 - 2 hours - 125 MBNot For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. We start out this week by giving an unscripted eulogy for Bread (Good riddance), A rocket launch causes social media to collectively lose it's mind, We make preparations for the next Mercury Retrograde, Allan's friendslist is for entertainment purposes only, Dave can't handle David Wolfe, Tasing while driving, More details on the "Dave vs. Dylan Fitness Challenge", The Last Jedi (Spoilers!), Dylan watched Aliens this week and he...
Episode 5 - Gluten Free
December 19, 2017 10:00 - 1 hour - 79.8 MBNot For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. This week, we talk about Dave failing at promotion and forgetting what his own band sounds like, The Arizona Metal Awards aftermath, A Walmart trip for vegetarian food, Who was a nerd first, Anti-Net Neutrality warriors, Memes are more important than clean drinking water, Someone steals a slice of pizza, Dylan's Ghostbusters Review and continued movie discussion, Dave wants to go to space just to smoke "whiskey", Cables cause ca...
Episode 4 - Punished IRL
December 12, 2017 10:00 - 1 hour - 104 MBNot For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. This week, The Punisher himself, Matt Miller joins us and we finally get to the bottom of his nicknames, Wittmann Breaking News, Nuking Tucson and El Paso, Dylan watched Predator for the first time and gives us a review, The Kruffix holiday photo idea, Ticket Surcharges and Fees are terrible, What's the offensive part of man parts?, The ceramic pot store and Tucson antique stores are really fronts for the Mexican cartels, Pruit...
Episode 3 - Squim
December 05, 2017 10:00 - 1 hour - 105 MBEpisode 3 - Squim Not For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. We discover ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response), A 2018 calendar featuring us, 'Dad Beer' Dave ('Disgruntled' Dave?) talks drums, Fountain Mountain, Dylan sucks when it comes to movies so we give him homework, We need a pizza sponsor, Allan is a moisture farmer on Tatooine, Dave has a butthole collection folder, Dylan is "Disappointing By Design", Trolling a hitchhiker with generic dance music, suicide ...
Episode 2 - Allan's Indestructible
November 28, 2017 10:00 - 1 hour - 75.1 MBThis week, our silent partner joins us in the studio, but stays silent. Dave considers the construction of a foam pit for his next big trick after finally landing a kick-flip, How mixing together extreme sports and psychedelics might not be a good idea, This year's Playdio aftermath was the best yet and we'll give you all the reasons why, Matt "The Machine" Miller needs to adopt his given nickname, The NFHC Roadshow, Allan tells his near-death experiences which proves he can't be killed, Acc...
Episode 2 - Allan's Indestructible
November 28, 2017 10:00 - 1 hour - 79.1 MBThis week, our silent partner Matt Nisbet joins us in the studio, but stays silent. Dave considers the construction of a foam pit for his next big trick after finally landing a kick-flip, How mixing together extreme sports and psychedelics might not be a good idea, This year's Playdio aftermath was the best yet and we'll give you all the reasons why, Matt "The Machine" Miller needs to adopt his given nickname, The NFHC Roadshow, Allan tells his near-death experiences which proves he can't be...
Episode 1 - Dave's Adopted
November 20, 2017 01:10 - 1 hour - 79 MBAllan talks Commando, but Dave prefers Twins and we find out he's adopted. Deucing in Japan, Dave's Top 5 grievances, and Dylan hates local bands. Dave will have video proof that he can still do a (double) kick flip. We'll also discuss EA being downvoted into oblivion, and how terrible micro-transactions have become.