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The Fun Time Boys

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The Fun TIme Boys: Your weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Join us each week as we discuss everything between important and stupid.

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Episode 86 - Ancient Snail Tracks

July 23, 2019 04:00 - 2 hours - 122 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between!  We are back at it this week and Jay is sweaty with anxiousness as listeners want him to get blackout drunk already, Teal is the color of Dylan's energy, Planning a rave outing, Deep throating toothbrushes, Wolf suits and the Fortress of Furritude, Hummies, A special tale of teenagers getting caught, Impromptu Dave Mad, Out of Context, Look at This, Voicemails and more! ...

Episode 85 - Breaking Dave

July 16, 2019 07:00 - 2 hours - 138 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between!  We are back and floating through the aftermath of losing our friend but we out here. Dylan gets a promotion. Dave, New addition Jay and Acting Captain Matt mull over double barrelled Klingons being official Star Trek cannon. Tinder still disappoints. Will Dylan and his pet cum survive an escape room? Maybe music isn't cancelled? Female First Contact. The Kmart of Hooter...

Episode 84 - A Gallon of Whatever

July 09, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 127 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon! Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330 Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/ Join the NFHC Discord! https://discord.gg/xrxhQTP This episode of NFHC is brought to you by Crazy Cactus Beard Balm! https://crazycactusbe...

Episode 83 - Saving Up For The Past

June 18, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 131 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Jay's in the studio this week, We prank our Discord listeners, Mickey's and 99 Bananas, Allan does Drunken Peasants, The problems with gas stations, Dylan finds inspiration and sets a tattoo goal, Lift kits and counterweights, Explaining Youtube rules to the video producer, Bars that carry off-brand booze, Big shooties and wristie-ouchies, A gentleman visits a strip club, ...

Episode 82 - Far East Flavor

June 11, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 120 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! No beta tests, Allan is going to “Make Depression Great Again” and other hat problems, Do you remember Jake and The Fat Man?, Another nearly-botched episode, Judgmental PC people, The politics of gaming platforms, Marlin Rando makes the ’tism peak, Dylan macked this week and had his heart broken, A hype man that hands out passes, An update on the bullied kid, “Enterprise” ...

Episode 81 - Show It To My Mouth

June 04, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 157 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave is your racist grandmother, Allan has returned to his hero status, Grant from Thought Cops and Lisa from Garbage and Gold call in to to talk about the Pizza Roll Championship Turbo Edition aftermath and Allan calls into Thought Cops to do the same, Cummie Bears, Porklift botches Episode 80, Dylan makes a 19 year-old boy cry, Giving handy's in work vans, Making deposit...

Episode 80 - Tazerwolf

May 28, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 160 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Jay's back in the studio, Dave misses Ocho-Prime, Allan's strip club ownership and how it'll all pan out, NFHC in video is happening on our Youtube channel, Tending to the land with a truck and a mattress, The end of a dick pill subscription, Describing a messed up asshole, Planning "Burning Dick", There are more lives to be saved, Salting on a beloved soft drink, Big Brot...

Episode 79 - A Familiar Musk

May 21, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 116 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The Barnacle Cannon himself is back in the studio after a short hiatus, Dave's Italian heritage is ruining Olive Garden, Allan is too lazy to die, The real reason why the band broke up, The saga continues with the infomercial dick pills, The Dick Show Facebook Group News has new anchors, The final chapter of the Florida Man story, Dave's family is out of control, This is t...

Episode 78 - Bad Night At Mardi Gras

May 14, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 127 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Jay is on the bridge once again, Allan gets a fat constellation, Allan does The Drunken Peasants, Trolling ProJared on Twitter and Maddox in portopotties, Dylan has a panic attack at a Kill  Tony show, Giving  a reach-across, Should NFHC do a live show?, Allan and Lisa from Garbage and Gold Podcast are having a Pizza Roll competition, Matt and Jay reminisce about their top...

Episode 77 - Bone Selfies

May 07, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 122 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Jay joins us this week, If Dylan tried to get into an Amazon, Acquiring Tallpox, Getting Dave tattoos, Questionable testing practices, Endgame and face rain, The Super Um Brothers, The Florida Man Saga continues, A close call in a questionable bathroom, Dick DLC, Genuine Dylan disgust, The biggest herpes outbreak ever, Problems with drug potency, Throwing down in a Carl's ...

Episode 76 - Knuckles Over Nukes

April 30, 2019 08:00 - 2 hours - 126 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Now the number one source of stout dicks and dank clits, Turk fills in for Dave this week, Gravity experiments and some loser with an apple, Send us your #SLoad, 90's Bollywood Radio, A listener tells Dave to "Go Fuck Himself" from abroad,The Brother Brown Bear lore, Leggings etiquette, A rural man experiences a suburban bar, F/M/K These Kevins: Costner - Bacon - Sorbo, "N...

Episode 75 - The Skin That C3PO Would Wear

April 23, 2019 12:02 - 2 hours - 129 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Jay joins us once again as Dylan is off this week, Being full-slouch and the sweaty titty fold, Allan is still fat but is employed, Jilly Juice and other bunk psuedo-science, Rem from The Rich Dickman Show calls in to discuss the recent events of his podcast, More historical buildings need to burn so we get more free video games, Randy and Bob Fett make a movie, Jay encoun...

Episode 74 - Smashing Munchkins

April 16, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 99.4 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Three-out-of-four hosts have a robust midsection, The savagery of the NFHC Discord with testicles and cinder blocks, Overwhelming radon in the cum dungeon, Getting roasted in the Apex Legends voice chat, The glorious Soviet drums are tuned, Dave forgets what Seth McFarlane looks like, Hitler fertilized the Argentinian jungle, Dylan calls into The Dick Show and tells everyo...

Episode 73 - Libel!

April 09, 2019 09:00 - 2 hours - 113 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We now officially have the largest collection of stout dicks, NFHC Enterprises needs an app developer to help create all of our ground-breaking ideas, Can you release faster than your computer boots up?, Dylan meets a real-life Flat Earther, "My Favorite Murder" is trash, The True Crime Cumcast,  "Shivers Me Tinders" with Knuckle-Deep Dylan and Taco Bell, Matching with Ooz...

Episode 72 - Mother Lovin' Chicken Humper

April 02, 2019 09:00 - 2 hours - 129 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Coming in hot this week with bull jerking and repeat offending, Dave's herpes problem and advanced age, Leaving oil slicks in the pool, Hitler wrote Minecraft, Bonus episodes incoming!, That's just how the pizza rolls, Wasted on Kombucha, "Training for the games" tactics, The days of PrunedFinger.com, The Dick Show and Florida Man origins, Dave spends fiat currency on Chin...

Episode 71 - Fully Automatic Pastels

March 26, 2019 02:31 - 1 hour - 107 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We start out this week learning just how racist Goofy is, Knowing your out-of-context truths, Allan does The Drunken Peasants, Spitting fire at That Larry Show and inverted puss's, "Everything is fine", Bob Ross and his lies, NFHC brings Kevins and cums to AM RADIO!, Sticking the back of a guitar to your belly, Christian Slater allegedly date rapes, A heated debate on chic...

Episode 70 - Wife Hate & Pizza Rolls

March 19, 2019 09:00 - 2 hours - 125 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between!  A little shtick but we make do, NFHC hosts and Allan recap the Ghostwalk show, Verbally rubbing laminates in faces, An impressive Drunkandeya, Dale assaults Pocket Wolf with "that" strength, The crowd heckles Dave, The difficulty of counting to four, Road rage during rush hour, An accidental year's supply of Manliness Ignition Matrix, Dave's first Italian mob hit and his ...

Episode 69 - Connor's Weak Load

March 12, 2019 09:00 - 2 hours - 133 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This week is special because not only is it episode 69 but it's also International Women's Day, so we celebrate this SHIT out of both occasions.  It's Dylan's special day and he has become the new "Allan", Dave has to cheat on Wendy, Nascar and bowling are the epitome of health and athleticism, We invent a new drinking sport for children, Pounding face into crotch, Allan t...

Episode 68 - Baby Dictator

March 05, 2019 09:00 - 2 hours - 136 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Allan has officially been locked out of the Jameson supply, The free sample of X180 Ignite shows up to "bulid" muscle with it's interesting ingredient list, Finding the most annoying commercial jingle, Dave and "That Guy's a Motherfucker", What even is an rehearsal?, Seasoned Dale with grill marks, Collecting spit, Tony from Hack The Movies and Cinemassacre calls in to cri...

Episode 67 - A Stout Upright Male

February 26, 2019 09:00 - 3 hours - 168 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Challenging Florida Man and the enigma code, Ordering dick pills during a Nascar rerun, Porklift is a self-made manager, Duel-wielding a podcast, Getting dressed for Walmart, Dylan is the “Meg” of the show, Allan gets locked out of the Jameson and Discord gets a load of Dale, Dave drops a DNA sample in a “23 and Me” kit, Matt dry heaves over a little spit, JP aka “Florida ...

Episode 66 - Look At That Rope

February 19, 2019 09:00 - 3 hours - 175 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Matt is back on the bridge and Dylan insists he didn't ruin last week's episode, Markandeya barely survived his appearance on the show, Activating Matt's anxiety, Allan rages on a Netflix special, Nascar and Batman blankets, The cancer still isn't Dave-free and no one cares about his surgeries, JP from "The Dickheads Podcast" calls in to challenge Dylan and the salt levels...

Episode 65 - The Bridge is On Fire!

February 12, 2019 09:00 - 2 hours - 134 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The People's Champion gets a temporary promotion only because Matt's off this week, Non-Host Markandeya joins us in studio and he reminds us of just how miserable we really are, 1 like = 1 Pizza Roll and Allan's record number of shrimp, Irrefutable DUI logic, Dave's back from his social media ban, Anchor babies and home schooling, AC installs and lesbian sessions, Dylan ha...

Episode 64 - The Royal Fumble

February 05, 2019 09:00 - 2 hours - 125 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan's out there "cutting promos" on allies and gets blocked, The Royal Rumble finally happened and we give a play-by-play of our time there, Dave gets an intervention, A full-on "Shiver Me Tinders", NFHC boycotted razors before it was cool, Dylan gives us a quick status report on The Next Generation, The "I'm Retarded?!" episode of Quantum Leap, Dave went to NAMM and cha...

Episode 63 - Jerk Alert

January 29, 2019 09:00 - 2 hours - 154 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We learn how friends have similar opinions, Dylan's suffering a mid-life crisis while "Living his best life", The Wrestling Minute (but it goes for way longer than a minute), Ghosts aren't real and goose measles, Matt's "fear of flying" math and Porklift saves the day, Dave does NAMM, Are we getting a "The Big Lebowski" sequel?, Playing with gas in a lightning storm, Queen...

Episode 62 - Juggalo Hawking

January 22, 2019 09:00 - 2 hours - 125 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We learn what the 'L' means, Putting a lot of ME in a "23 and Me" Kit, Mainlining your own jizz and the Cum Bandit, Allan goes full-on NASCAR, Barfax, The Porklift Tattoo, Leaving Dave in charge of an arena's audio, Dylan dressed as a Mascot and furry conventions, The worst driver on the show becomes a Lyft driver, Juggalo Hawking and The Royal Rumble,  One Steel Reserve a...

Episode 61 - Airbag Facelift

January 15, 2019 09:00 - 3 hours - 171 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan starts out this week doing his best Anderson Cooper impression and cheats a shot, Jim enters Applebee's and Matt leaves in his place, The Legend of Porklift, Dave's social media troubles continue, Making up band names to claim you went to a show, Allan's new show "My Vasect And Me", Dylan gets his hands on Dave's new girlfriend, Stoma sex, Shitting through Playdoh mo...

Episode 60 - Room For Error

January 08, 2019 09:00 - 2 hours - 153 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! 60 is the magic number this week, Our title of "Drunkest" carries on into 2019, Being barely-bodied and decimating Pizza Rolls, Disavowchord, Allan and Dylan do Drunken Peasants, Dave and Dylan reattempt 'mushrupials', Dylan's driving almost kills everyone again, O'Brien beams the last hot white out, Being a sad girl on Twitter, 75% of NFHC stream on Twitch (links below!),...

Episode 59 - Stay At Home Dad-Tech

January 01, 2019 09:00 - 2 hours - 130 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave is upright to start out the show, smoking bowls of 'Allan's Unemployed', Sketchy internet problems, GoPros in cancer holes, From Rad Tech to Dad Tech makes a Sad Tech, Drinking the people's rum, An old man describes his bowel movements, "White Poo is Dead You", The Birdbox takeover, Liam Neeson's dick powers, Is Sandra Bullock a horseface?, Kinked cabling from a miss...

Episode 58 - Vanilla & Mistakes

December 25, 2018 09:00 - 2 hours - 132 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The Battle of Allangrad, The intricacies of tongue blowjobs, "Baby It's Cold Outside" can't be all that bad and Happy Days is the next, A workplace Christmas party extravaganza and waiting for the wrong bathroom, Dale finds a club and an ATM, Dave should "sell his car about it" and how to fix the problem, Finding the Norsemen, Dylan's internship and weed, I almost killed...

Episode 57 - State Fair Enough

December 18, 2018 09:00 - 3 hours - 171 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Coming at you at a gig a second! Allan gets sweatpants shamed right off the bat, Who wears sock holders in 2018?, Yelling and the reply of “what?/huh?”, 50% of the hosts played a live show this weekend for a good cause, 110 hours of NFHC CRAM STRAM! (twitch.tv/TotesAllan and twitch.tv/NFHCPodcast), Dave cried at a concert, Allan and Dave were on a very entertaining episode...

Episode 56 - Minus The Dave

December 11, 2018 09:00 - 2 hours - 163 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave gets mad twice a week, Allan likes songs about dick, Diablo 3 and Twitch streaming, How is everyone not on board with Norsemen yet?!, Derailing the Thought Cops, Dylan has returned to typical salt levels, A not-so-luxurious resort experience, Bison's Burgers, Tinder and Mormonism, Matt loses his cowboy privileges, Bungie drops the ball again, "Avenging Allan Foster" g...

Episode 55 - Dylan Finds A Good Mood

December 04, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 143 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We start out this week's show discovering who has the lowest Tim-cell Count and burning lowercase T's, Allan is sick as fucc, As Seen on TV hoses and Dave's dick, "This podcast means YOU'RE WELCOME", Dylan discovers Kekistan, Facebook's standard News Feed is garbage, Cousin sex on a technicality, Is Jeff Goldblum jass?, Dylan calls out all the Tylers, Giving babies herpes,...

Episode 54 - Peruse The Debutantes

November 27, 2018 07:00 - 3 hours - 193 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The liver regenerates like a lizard tail, Matt has experienced all that is fun, The anniversary of the infamous kick-flip, Slipknot and dick ashes, Dave's piercing and difficulty urinating, Allan is the troglodyte Patch Adams, A dog vs. a vape battery, Dylan is back in town and has been desalinized, Boneitis calls in to talk about Furries, artwork, and their related conven...

NFHC Bonus Episode 5 - The Drinking Contest! NFHC vs. Roast Mortem

November 22, 2018 19:28 - 2 hours - 175 MB

While you're miserable at your family's Thanksgiving get-together, listen along and get absolutely shitfaced with us! We battle it out for the title "The Drunkest Podcast" against Roast Mortem Podcast and it gets ugly faster than expected. Riley from "ASE Presents" tries to keep us in line along the way and does a great job! 3 hours, 16 beers, 1 winner.  For more bonus episodes, clips, and other content, visit Patreon.com/NFHCPodcast Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not Fo...

Episode 53 - Hair of The Wolf

November 19, 2018 02:05 - 3 hours - 166 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between!  We start off this week fresh from competition and the hangover is strong. Recapping the drinking contest between us and Roast Mortem Podcast that involves the drunkest Matt, 24 beers, and pissing on the floor. The audio of this shit-show will come out later this week for free! Who's next in the NFHC Discord Dome?! Allan, Matt and Dylan discuss the live show from last week...

Episode 52 - Forever Geordi

November 13, 2018 07:00 - 3 hours - 186 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This is our one year of podcasting celebration featuring prop beer and prop marsupials, Non-Host Jason gets us WorfHas2Dicks.com (and WorfHasTwoDicks.com) for our podcast anniversary, Matt gives some stats on the past year and we learn how the show has changed him, Killing yourself gives you a real-life K/D ratio of 1.0, Dylan buys some furry art, Matthew Broderick is an a...

Episode 51 - This is a Sassy One

November 06, 2018 07:00 - 3 hours - 174 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dylan joins us via satellite this week, Our Wrestlemania viewing is finally scheduled and NFHC Bonus Episode 4 is ready to go, A careful vasectomy preserves testicular beauty, Political campaign ads and being bullied into voting, Brown crotch, Allan on The Rich Dickman Show and clips showing how mad they are about TheRichDickmanShow.com, Another NFHC Twitch marathon of Bla...

Episode 50 - Transporter Abortions

October 30, 2018 07:00 - 3 hours - 171 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! George is back to frack this week for a monumental Episode 50! There are no toilets on starships, so where does all that shit go?  Allan almost gives an apology for last week, comically large mugs and the decimation of the keg, a hot week in the NFHC Facebook Group ends with multiple Zucc's, "Bavid Dernier", Cave exploring and molestation, "Mushrupials" take ahold of Dylan...

Episode 49 - Almost Robocop

October 23, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 160 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Our friend George joins us in the studio this week to prove #NotAllGeorges are bad (Looking at you, Maddox). Dylan is once again via satellite from Las Vegas pretending to be the Away Team. We start this one out with a drink of "Red Titty" (RedBreast 12 Irish Whiskey), so I think we all know how much of a shit-show this is about to be! Fracking the studio for liquid freedo...

Episode 48 - Dave's Saddam Hole

October 16, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 148 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between!  A hairy cave and half a hemi-roid, When your Apple Watch thinks you're working out, Niche fetishes, Allan's failure of a camping trip, Wittmann feet, Dave's doing a good thing, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and Independence Day: Resurgence shouldn't have been made, A dick-pill drug deal and it's stats, The Vegasode and hookers, Dave and Dylan experience "mushrupials",  R...

Episode 47 - The Meaty Chud

October 09, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 145 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave's back! Crazy Cactus Beard Balm sends in some products for us to enjoy. We sample them live AND they came with a special message for each of us! Allan falls asleep and causes chaos, Whataburgers have the worst customers, Dave gives a Netflix recommendation, Dylan's trying to grow his balls out, We give a promotion to an NFHC Facebook Group member, We create a poll to ...

Episode 46 - U-Turn Tim

October 02, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 161 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave's out this week recovering from surgery, so our friend Maynard comes in to hang out. Team switching in wars, locking Dave out of the NFHC Livestream, Big balls equals big beards, Allan goes on a podcast mini-tour, Dylan's adventure in a mob-themed restaurant, An Apple Watch's bad attempt at saving a life, The Legend of The Rumble Belly, We ask Maynard "How Much of A '...

Episode 46 - U-Turn Tim

October 02, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 156 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Dave's out this week recovering from surgery, so our friend Maynard comes in to hang out. Team switching in wars, locking Dave out of the NFHC Livestream, Big balls equals big beards, Allan goes on a podcast mini-tour, Dylan's adventure in a mob-themed restaurant, An Apple Watch's bad attempt at saving a life, The Legend of The Rumble Belly, We ask Maynard "How Much of A '...

Episode 45 - Ambo-jitsu

September 25, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 157 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Your drunken weekly update just got even more drunk with the addition of a kegerator. Dylan has a sleepover at Allan's house, but can he survive the night? Some details on a recent Patreon bonus clip, An excursion into Wet Beaver Creek, Dave has new Star Wars gripes, Dylan finally catches a Facebook ban and accidentally tags our voicemail number in a work email. The NFHC P...

Episode 44 - Speedbagging The Cow Box

September 18, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 153 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This is the biggest episode yet and none of us know why! Allan still wants to snort The Rhino, Paramotoring with a red Star Fleet uniform on, The Kevin collection continues to grow, Dylan gives up on Las Vegas Tinder and replaces it with Destiny 2, Mansplaining why you have to manspread, Sabotaging drop ceilings, Allan is not as fat as he's made out to be, Do we say "Trave...

Episode 43 - Apex Hosting

September 11, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 163 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The original doctor on "The Next Generation" use to be hot, The Rubber Bandit's song continues to haunt Dave, The art of "road cucking", Football season has started and Dave isn't amused, Doing math with presidential terms, Djembes aren't cool, Old people should snort salt, The deaths of Mac Miller and Burt Reynolds, Allan explains how to maximize drinking for free in Neva...

Episode 42 - Kev In - Kev Out

September 04, 2018 07:00 - 3 hours - 169 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This week starts out with a Star Trek anatomy lesson and the realization that the show features a lot of dick and balls. Physical media sucks and we're glad it's dying. Our Facebook Group is blowing up and hard to keep track of. Dave, for some reason, is collecting Kevins in his new group "Shit Bird Kevingposting." Allan describes what a "toothy handjob" is. Using Youtube ...

Episode 41 - Salty Side Down

August 28, 2018 07:00 - 3 hours - 167 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Matt's drinking a six pack of Bud Light because he wants to remember what 18 felt like. Allan and Dave get into an argument over Star Trek movies, but it reveals Dave's go-to fight tactics. He'll call you "a contrarian" and "obtuse" often... try it out! Speakers get blown out in an attempt to drown out Dylan.  We're officially C.U.N.T.'s! Congratulations to Thought Cops...

Episode 40 - Sunny D By The Pool

August 21, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 158 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! If you're new to the show, WELCOME! We celebrate this 40th episode milestone HARD, so buckle up. Allan and Dave are given the names "Slow Rogan" and "Hung Jamie" respectively. Dave has to give a sincere apology for his drunken behavior last week, even though it was mild in comparison to anything Allan has done in the past.  We talk about how bad Maddox lost both in the ...

Episode 40 - Sunny D By The Pool

August 21, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 154 MB

Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! If you're new to the show, WELCOME! We celebrate this 40th episode milestone HARD, so buckle up. Allan and Dave are given the names "Slow Rogan" and "Hung Jamie" respectively. Dave has to give a sincere apology for his drunken behavior last week, even though it was mild in comparison to anything Allan has done in the past.  We talk about how bad Maddox lost both in the ...

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