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The Fun Time Boys

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The Fun TIme Boys: Your weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Join us each week as we discuss everything between important and stupid.

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Episodes

Episode 233 - Plague Bringer

May 17, 2022 01:36 - 1 hour - 85.1 MB

Welcome back to another episode of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. This week we celebrate the birthdays of our special boys Matt and Dylan. Walt is away but manages to make a quick appearance and irritate Dylan immediately, Matt is on the mend from plague times, Mike Tyson’s Punch Out in R.L., 80’s barrels, bottled water tastes like a foot and good rap is back according to Dylan Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist groomi...

Episode 232 - HOT FEVER WEINER

May 10, 2022 00:34 - 2 hours - 118 MB

Bonjour everyone. Welcome back to your weekly update on all the things. This week on episode 232 we dip our tastebuds into some fine Canadian treats from our friend Fennec. Matt remotes in this week due to a bad case of fever wiener, the homeless are harnessing their chi, unsupervised urinating, cinder block break downs, multidimensional human cages, glitter bombing fart boxes and the moon gets a pizza joint to supply the people of Dearth. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MAN...

Episode 231 - Handicaptain

May 03, 2022 00:33 - 1 hour - 96.4 MB

Hello friends and welcome back to another installment of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. It’s episode 2 bleep bloop 30 blarp 1 1 1, 231. This week the secret is out because someone, Dylan, forgot to charge the Mattbot 5000, Walter impersonates Jay, Dylan “Starbase 44” releases a hit and Holmslice is not impressed, leaders of the special Olympics, Top Gun but balls, Jay is almost murdered by a cat and Dylan presents on first dates Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCA...

Episode 230 - Advanced Aged Gentleman

April 26, 2022 02:08 - 3 hours - 83.1 MB

Felize Cumpleaños Walt!!! Episode 230 of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. Beautiful sweet Trevor joins us week as the designated DD driver and pun auditor. Step dad balls need love too, old hands can catch a case, it gets real drunk in here, Walt doesn’t know what week it is, lizards go unmonitored and old hat tags from PETALUMA CALIFORNIA!!!!!!! Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. ​MANS...

Episode 229 - Sir Rosis of Liviare

April 19, 2022 01:01 - 2 hours - 152 MB

Welcome back to your weekly update on all the things. Episode 229 of the Not For Human Consumption podcast is brought to you by SNOOZE BUTTONS WALT!! Dylan lays some pipe on Matt, Jay puts one in the sink, Let’s Go Brand Them! Bagel hogs, step roommates on p*rn hub, full contact gaming, Bobbin for door handles, thick stream math and Dicksney’s newest ride Pirates of The It’s Used For Peein. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist...

Episode 228 - Goofy Mornings

April 12, 2022 01:24 - 2 hours - 120 MB

Bust out yer thigh meat for another installment of the Not For Human Consumption Podcast, episode 228. This week the boys fantasize about forbidden love between Markandeya and Trevor, Dylan’s labels things incorrectly and gets no respect, everyone comes to Walt’s defense until they don’t, betting lines for heart attacks, human organs and proper dosing are mysteries to EMTs, Mighty Morphine Power Maynards woulda been a slow show, going commando with your life and Walt gets a new segment…but h...

Episode 227 - Buttworm Walt

April 05, 2022 01:06 - 2 hours - 128 MB

Welcome back to your bottle poppin weekly update on all the things. This week on Episode 227 Dylan meets the smartest man he has ever met in his entire life, are 2 squares enough, Walt’s booty hole pops out and it’s gross…ish, flat earth fails, planes and boats how do they work, and we introduce Walter’s Balls of Woe the new NFHC giveaway show. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. ​MANSCAPED™ o...

Episode 226 - Dumpster Nunchucks

March 28, 2022 21:21 - 2 hours - 141 MB

Welcome back to another weekly installment of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. It’s episode 226 and our last night of Marchandeya. On this week’s toothy fish dick episode Dylan visits a dumpster city at max speed, Matt’s face pushin Chocodiles, Walt burgles, Jay hopes for a breezy BJ and Markandeya meads to remember his time at the RenFair and if boobs were involved. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champion...

Episode 225 - Dual of Gapes

March 21, 2022 17:17 - 2 hours - 138 MB

Marchendeya Madness Continues! Full moon casting at it's finest as Dylan is cranky whilst Walt is in Retrograde? Being mad at Drivers turns into general hate of people, Co-Worker Hate, Planning Trips, What not to do with Petrol, A Random "Enemy Mine" Movie Summary and Review, Markendeya gives a touching Tribute, A ghost pays for his own Funeral Band?, Holmeslice Appreciation Minute, Tossin' Blunts, Matt Peer Pressures Alcoholism, Meth Head Sex Strangle Turns to Decapatation and more! Suppo...

Episode 224 - Captain Economy

March 15, 2022 00:03 - 2 hours - 160 MB

Welcome back to the Not For Human Consumption podcast episode 224. Just another typical weekly update on all the things. It’s the start of Marchandeya Madness this week. Leave your jokes at the door cuz Dylan ain’t haven it. We have your everyday guide to free commerce, homeless solutions, Matt dreams of relapsing, Meth bros, Jay has a bit and forgets it, making a stand on a RedBox, Korean brawds are pretty on your eyes and Man-E-Holes stinks as a He-Man character Support for NFHC Podcast ...

Episode 223 - The Stapp Infection

March 07, 2022 17:25 - 3 hours - 166 MB

Welcome to Episode 223. This week we get to hangout with Tom from the Roast Mortem & Heavy Hole podcasts! Grab your favorite adult beverage to get faded and jaded talking about Music, Producing, Terrible bands, Alleged recording studio debauchery, Surgery buttholes, Improper Load Placements, stoned alone thoughts and beyond!  Check out Tom's shows Roast Mortem: https://roastmortem.fireside.fm/ Heavy Hole: https://heavyhole.fireside.fm/ Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​M...

Episode 222 - Multidimensional Load

March 01, 2022 00:29 - 2 hours - 152 MB

We are back with Episode 222 and your weekly update on all the things. Special guest Wade from Atoll joins us and teaches us about the birds and breeees. This week we try to make Walt an honest man, living in sin, Dylan pulls up his small shorts for business, back packing through Payson, toad foam poops, Urine McGregor, scrototype projectors, everything is like wrestling, who can stroke out the hardest and Starbucks shatte art. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, wh...

Episode 221 - I HATE WIND

February 22, 2022 01:02 - 2 hours - 120 MB

Welcome back to another episode of the Not For Human Consumption podcast episode 221. All aboard the AIDS bus! Officially in a coof free environment, solo tummy sticks, Walt is Monster Jammin in Cali, Matt sees dead people, silly goofin, Dylan might have thrown up on someone, no tolerance for a breeze, swinging from your web hole and learning how to finish a story. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the...

Episode 220 - VIDLORD DARTH MAYNARD

February 15, 2022 00:46 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Welcome one and all to Episode 220 of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. This week we we’re doing things a bit different, coof casting from home because someone is unclean, male anxiety is explained and Dylan ain’t buyin it, Mormon sheeting butthole kisses, vodka is a hard word to say, everything is cool with Walt, gay bars with your uncle, ringworm panini tables, jokes are explained, Matty J is spotted in the wild and Matt explains how to approach one. Support for NFHC Podcast is brou...

Episode 219 - The Brotherhood of the Traveling Pints

February 07, 2022 23:31 - 3 hours - 182 MB

Welcome another fine night of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. It’s episode 219 and we are joined by the Drink A Beer Play A Game/Power Hour boys. Walt gets a spot at the adult table, Dylan is still the fittest, are fingernails the tooth of the hand, multiple strong beers, remembering not remembering, in or on makes a return and we run a little long cuz Jay tells stories. Visit the DBPG boys! https://www.drinkabeerandplayagame.com/ Segments: Look at this! and Voicemails. Support ...

Episode 218 - Jay, Interrupted

January 31, 2022 23:21 - 2 hours - 148 MB

Smoke em if you got em!! This weed on Not For Human Consermption things get a little too high. Matt’s good with 2 inches while Walt needs 6, sexy candy makes Tucker…Randy, Jay waves Walt through, Dylan is the show’s fittest man, inner monologue can be deafening, Oingo Boingo can be stifling and freeze pipes are the way! Segments: Those Goddamn Dickmans, News, Look at this! and Voicemails. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist...

Episode 217 - Adventures in Jaybysitting

January 25, 2022 01:00 - 2 hours - 145 MB

Welcome to Episode 217! The Odd Couple Jay and Dylan go on a grocery adventure, Men Cooking for Men gets heated, Walt's Quarantined Casting from home because his shoulder hurts OR is hungover. (You decide), Matt went on the TRDS to negotiate terms of Randy's apology to Walter, Late Night sustances bring deep thoughts, Footage surfaces of Walter's past RenFair life, Having 2 vaginas brings a windfall of cash and more! Segments: News, Look at this! and Voicemails. Support for NFHC Podcast ...

Episode 216 - Thrift Store Markandeya

January 17, 2022 23:03 - 2 hours - 140 MB

Welcome back to your double masked weekly update of all the things. This week we are visited by our pun auditor Trevor. Waltor the Carpathian strip teases the boys, Dylan wants to upgrade the Metaverse and guess who doesn’t get it, reskinning your dome, DIY wet wipes, Pisscock edges Matt and Jay, taste testing bumpers for DNA, Trevor defends Walt’s honor and terms of the TRDS summit are created Segments: Local Band's are Everywhere!, Look at this! and Voicemails. Support for NFHC Podcast...

Episode 215 - Sniffers

January 10, 2022 17:35 - 2 hours - 165 MB

Welcome back to another episode of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. Join us this week as we raw Baldwin our way through this micro dose of an episode. Travis “the grower” from Roast Mortem podcast joins us this week as we discuss bug lyrics, stuffy tight short sniffers, truck nuts for your trucks nuts, yeet infections, and the never ending pod feud between Walter and the dick boys…which may have brought on a whole bucket full of trouble   Segments: News, Those Goddamn Dickmans, Look...

Episode 214 - An Elaborate Game of Tic-Tac-Toe

January 03, 2022 01:27 - 2 hours - 122 MB

Happy New Year!! It’s episode 214 of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. This week we are blessed with our one true love Jason Bae, Walt is back and he’s uncrushing things, sweat people trees are a thing, rimming old hats, bad comparisons of even worse times, grandpa throws up a squirrel tail and Matt cleans it up, Dylan has tax tips and a certain show receives a serious backlash of aggression Segments: Those Goddamn Dickmans, Look at this! and Voicemails. Support for NFHC Podcast is ...

Episode 213 - Jerry the Assless Spider

December 27, 2021 23:48 - 2 hours - 115 MB

Well howdy pardners!! Grab your cowboy hats and come saddle up with the boys for Episode 213. It’s Chrimas and Matt gets the gift of lung disease, getting blocked and losing friends over head accessories, attempts at meme creation, Walt is missing, glass slappin bologna , V-Pak poop whitener and ghosts have a touchy story to tell Segments: Out of Context, Look at this! and Voicemails. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist gro...

Episode 212 - The Pounding Fathers

December 20, 2021 02:51 - 2 hours - 125 MB

This week NFHC of Podcastia gets merry for Chrimas. Walta teaches the boys old timey speak after a visit to Medieval Times, close calls at Target, the seed of our Four Fathers, stashing keys in fake The Rocks, does your brain even alpha? Celebrity arrests and the cops don’t realize he’s a Tool and docking cuffs Segments: Look at this! What that dick do? and Voicemails. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions ...

Episode 211 - Mikey's Meme Dumpster

December 13, 2021 04:59 - 2 hours - 146 MB

Don't look back now, there's a Mikey in the Church for episode 211, and he broke his annual rule about washing his legs before the New Year to be here. Matt upgrades his status to a Diamond two host. Dylan melts the brakes off his car to make them easier to change. Jay Panhandles shit at the Salt River to feed the river babies, and Walt goes hard at the God Damn DICKMANS! Segments: Out of Context, Local Bands are Everywhere, Look at this! and Voicemails. Support for NFHC Podcast is broug...

Episode 210 - Dilly's Snacks

December 06, 2021 23:19 - 2 hours - 126 MB

Welcome back to the Not For Human Consumption podcast, episode 210. This week we would like to wish everybody a good butthole and may all your poops be merry and bright. Walter is back from the infirmary this week, Matt, fueled up on tacos, breaks into his house because he is needed on the battlefield of Halo, someone made a mess of their bed and the show’s tech team goes on an away mission Segments: Local Bands are Everywhere, This Rabbit Hole Sucks! Look at this! and Voicemails. Suppor...

Episode 209 - Bidet Mate

November 28, 2021 23:25 - 2 hours - 157 MB

Welcome the 209th first episode of the NFHC Podcast. Special guest Jay joins the show tonight, Matt has a positive attitude, sneakin bong rips, forgotten feet, Thanksgiving hangs, Lo Paning ass cracks, Would You Rather, mind riggers, bladder balls and Will Smith has a weird gag reflex. Segments: Dylan Reviews Movies, Local Bands are Everywhere, Look at this! and What that Dick Do? Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist groomin...

Episode 208 - Balltoids

November 22, 2021 23:55 - 2 hours - 141 MB

Welcome to another episode of Not For Human Consumption podcast, Seasoned Fries! This week the boys turn 4 years old! We have Walters balls of Woe, zipper slips, hotdog toppings, Matt gets drafted, Dylan gives us 90%, someone’s got a screw loose, notes for notes, soup candles, Forearm Dicks in the News, Wandering Eyes and more!  Segments: Local Bands are Everywhere, Look at this! and What that Dick Do? Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, who is the best in men’s b...

Episode 207 - Ctrl - Walt - Delete

November 16, 2021 00:10 - 2 hours - 140 MB

This week we've got your under construction, but all together in the studio weekly update on all the things! Take a hit of your moon rocks and get ready for seasoned fries! Walt collects his first paycheck as he gets comfortable in his new corner. Dylan is one week lump removed and in full studio build mode. Jay avoids public transportation at the puss stop, and Matt celebrates a little too hard and awakens his inner Allan. Local Bands Are Everywhere Look At This Voicemails and so much more!...

Episode 206 - Depressed Mode

November 09, 2021 01:00 - 3 hours - 186 MB

Lumps, Spiders, Hand Damage and More! Welcome to Episode 206.  It's emo hair night and we got Dylan's Post Surgery Updates, Building of a Studio, Matt almost lost his arm, Walter saves the local scene by interviewing the Swedish, Name that tune (Metal Edition), Medical Mishaps, A Heartfelt Feline Drive, Stupid as shit news stories, a very special "This Rabbit Hole Sucks" where we take an audio deep dive into Matt's face to face encounter with a QAnon dipshit.  Episode 206 is a party. Get i...

Episode 205 - SUPER GRAPHIC DUDE LOVE

November 02, 2021 01:11 - 2 hours - 145 MB

The boys are back with episode 205! Big things are still coming!! Local bands are still terrible!! Pull up your weather apps because there are brainstorms a cumbin, hard boiled eggs need explaining, Nizbits, Dilly Dollars and Loin Coin are currency, Keester Sutherland slangs weeds out his prison pocket, homeless philanthropenis, sitcoms…zitcoms you decided Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. ​...

Episode 204 - Hot Steamy Naked Maynard

October 26, 2021 01:45 - 2 hours - 163 MB

The Boys are back with episode 204 and they get a little Knuts, Nicholas Knuts. Walt sits in with minimal apologies, Dylan gets a little help returning to feminism, local bands finally get some time in the spotlight and it’s F-ing terrible, homeless relations, root follicles, sprite drenched fancy cars, white weddings bitch! Copy paste challenges and Matty J takes a dab at multiple voicemails   Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, who is the best in men’s below-the-...

Episode 203 - Man to Hand Combat

October 19, 2021 01:11 - 2 hours - 121 MB

It’s the count down to Season 4, year 5, carry the bonus episode minus the…well it’s episode 203. This week the boys know how to spot a racist telescope when they see one, sushi luge six packs, carrot to tuggin ratio, American History SpaceX, big moves are abound, visions of dentures and Ewok lips make an appearance Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, who is the best in men’s below-the-waist grooming champions of the world. ​MANSCAPED™ offers precision-engineered to...

Episode 202 - The Gang Shaves Their Balls

October 12, 2021 00:41 - 2 hours - 146 MB

Welcome to Episode 202, your freshly groomed and legitimized weekly update on all things thanks to the fellas at ManScaped. It’s the start of Spooky month and this week the boys shave their boys and everyone has to hear about it, shilling pubes, slangin seed, tick dippin Dylan in Nair, electric tweezers are lazy, Jay has note and Walt hates on the boys then immediately hates on himself for it. Support for NFHC Podcast is brought to you by ​MANSCAPED™​, who is the best in men’s below-the-w...

Episode 201 - A Thimble of Piss

October 05, 2021 02:12 - 2 hours - 135 MB

Welcome to Episode 201 of the NFHC Podcast! Calling upon all Nizbitches, Dilly’s Kids and Jaybies for a limited time offer…details to cumb. The boys continue with their “Big Things Coming” campaign as they have acquired the essentials of grooming with ManScaped!! Their balls will thank them for it. No one can hear you cry in space documentaries, sensitive wrinkles, Scooby Doo Doo Pissteries, staring down the bare hole between a buddy’s thighs and a missing Woe.  Fun episode so get in here....

Episode 200 - Dylan's Mean Bean Machine

September 28, 2021 01:50 - 2 hours - 138 MB

Welcome to Episode 200 of the NFHC Podcast! Motivation looks good on Dylan this week as he has clumps of big ideas and words, Matt can speak this week (kinda) payment vendor hacks, Smoking Weed about it, a thumb before time, Fan Art reviews, vomit buttons are gross, Circle K teets, Dudes named Bacon Wing, W.E.L.P. New gets it's tubes get crossed, Matt gets punny and the community drop some love on ya boys in the voicemails. Fun episode so get in here.  Thank you all for the continued sup...

Episode 199 - Jay's Old Clam Corner

September 21, 2021 02:51 - 2 hours - 124 MB

Hey everybody! It’s episode 199 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast! Your weekly update on All the THINGS! This week on NFHC we discuss things to come…skank tank if you will, back support is very important, Matt can’t, and shouldn’t, say certain words, is the bathroom the appropriate place for emotional support? The discord has a deep talent pool, a Nigerian prince is owed a small fee, and Matt does his best impression of Wayne’s World Segments: Look at this! – Voicemails. Visit us a...

Bonus Episode 28 - NFHC Takes over thatmetalstation.com

September 19, 2021 23:59 - 3 hours - 193 MB

Walter was kind enough to invite us over to take over thatmetalstation.com on a Saturday in September 2021 Unfortunately the song we chose cannot be in the podcast file so we provided a Spotify Playlist here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4ERldgC2i4oFR5BrPASFmh?si=cf3726a6e5f2479e   Music Credits: LAKEY INSPIRED Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED Monroe - LAKEY INSPIRED Watching The Clouds - LAKEY INSPIRED Wonder - LAKEY INSPIRED Distant - LAKEY INSPIRED A Walk On The Moon - LAKEY INSP...

Episode 198 - Where's Walt Tho?

September 14, 2021 01:31 - 2 hours - 153 MB

Hey everybody! It’s episode 198 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast! Your weekly update on All the THINGS! Grab a seat and a napkin cuz we’re makin a mess this week! Walt from Walter’s Wall of Woe joins us this week and he does some fishy stuff, plant sex is more graphic than you think, gaslighting a drunk Matt, sour rags bring up bad memories, Uncle’s Herp’s last resort, the guys have heart, everyone should own a Trevor Segments: Look at this! – Voicemails. Visit us at www.NFHCPodca...

Episode 197 - Big Farma

September 07, 2021 01:35 - 2 hours - 136 MB

Hey everybody! It’s episode 197 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast! Your weekly update on All the THINGS! We’re back with a symbol of unfortunate events. This week we learn the power of sharing local bands, over shadowed beards, steroids are no longer the number 1 horse drug, bushels of people are a thing, Sonic the Edge Hog, it that they colethem, stock rises on unvaxxed seed, soup struggles are real and a thumb war has been declared in Dylan’s pants. Segments: Look at this! – Voice...

Episode 196 - Kenny Loggins Roasters

August 31, 2021 01:07 - 2 hours - 123 MB

Hey everybody! It’s episode 196 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast! Your weekly update on All the THINGS! And we’re back!!!! This week we have near death experiences, a bit of confusion between flavor zone and danger zone, Dylan gets exposed, roommate service, how many theys can fit in a neck, Matt doesn’t pay for shit!! Jay tells Dylan how to do his job but better and Crocs are still a bad choice Segments: Look at this! – Voicemails. Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything N...

Episode 195 - Keep on Nolan' Baby

August 24, 2021 01:59 - 2 hours - 158 MB

Hey everybody! It’s episode 195 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast! Your weekly update on All the THINGS! This week Jay and Matt bring in their old competitive gaming buddy Nolan. Nostalgia trips about how we met and wrecked digital people. Grow lord Dylan is fully caffeinated and updates us on his budding empire. Coming up with new drink recipes and the Irish just do what they do, Someone gets airlocked. It's a good time so get in here.   Segments: Look at this! – Voicemails. Visit...

Episode 194 - Rambo's Playhouse

August 17, 2021 00:02 - 1 hour - 106 MB

Hey everybody! It’s episode 194 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast! Your weekly update on All the THINGS! This week on the 2 Dopers and a Moper show, the unwanted houseguest is finally silenced, “it’s raining!”, a sense of love lost, flexin Pex, parking lot rendezvous, the boys brainstorm a new app, beans get counted, Friday The 13th is a good excuse for murder and John J Rambo kicks off a new kids show Segments: Look at this! – Voicemails. Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everyt...

Episode 193 - Mile High Milk Machine

August 10, 2021 01:30 - 1 hour - 91.8 MB

Hey everybody! It’s episode 193 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast! Your weekly update on All the THINGS! We are back with a chirp filled episode. Bricks…no permit required, getting the band back together, future spicy nights with new roommates, old man pocket candies, Matt gets retorted, unwanted bathroom advances, house fires are a good way to sterilize, and Jay’s services are required at a discount Segments: Look at this! – What that Dick Do?! – Voicemails. Visit us at www.NFHCPod...

Episode 192 - SPREADNECKS

August 03, 2021 01:00 - 2 hours - 126 MB

Hey everybody! It’s episode 192 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast! Your weekly update on All the THINGS! This week we are joined by Mr. Woe himself, Walter from Walter’s Wall of Woe. We’re hittin hard targets, or lack there of, like nipples and bellybuttons, gang initiations at the park, kids and cigs, near drownings, imitation is a form of flattery, Chinese finger cuffs and 7 Elevens turn into felonies. Segments: Look at this! – What that Dick Do?! – Voicemails. Visit us at www.NF...

Episode 191 - My Favorite Variant

July 27, 2021 02:00 - 2 hours - 121 MB

Hey everybody! It’s episode 191 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast! Your weekly update on All the THINGS! 1-2-3-GO!!! Welcome back as we dive into TV shows with questionable names, Arizona DrownDing and Sucking, The baby steps of growing, Stream TV Talk, RIP Biz Markie and the great debate about the size of his Tour Bus, Buying Affection, Love at 144hrz, Covid bones, Vital organ Pain, Cheat Code Samples, Frappacino Panic Attacks, Almost Killing your friends via cliff, Matt Alpha Tests ...

Episode 190 - BODY of WORK

July 20, 2021 00:24 - 2 hours - 119 MB

Hey everybody! It’s episode 190 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast! Your weekly update on All the THINGS! It’s the big one guys! Episode 190 of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. This week we bring back fan favorite and proprietor of the Diamond Dogs Markandeya, we slap dicks and dab flaps catching up on our most recent weekly adventures. Matt is out there big puffin and big Zuckin, Deya is lookin to get thicc, Dylan is trying to complete his body of work and Jay is back to happy a...

Episode 189 - Like a Duck

July 13, 2021 00:32 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Hey everybody! It’s episode 189 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast! Your weekly update on All the THINGS! Welcome back to another weekly flavor injection of the Not For Human Consumption podcast. This week Matt becomes a PSA on how marijuana affects just about everything, Dylan goes full time and gives industry secrets on how little skill it involves to take his job and updates us on his trippy date with the boys, Jay tries to make a geriatric pact with Matt and Dylan and just ends up ...

Episode 188 – BROAD FACE: The Jaysin Chronicles

July 06, 2021 02:27 - 2 hours - 132 MB

Hey everybody! It’s episode 188 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast! Your weekly update on All the THINGS! We’re back with your certified weekly update of all things Red White and Blue. This week we track past encounters and do some weird math on flat earther relations, Helium Dylan makes an impromptu appearance, Jay is convinced his body is trying to kill him, Matt’s anxiety is on full alert as he is part of an unknown experiment that will be revealed in due time, and we break the land ...

Episode 187 – In the Tune of Seal

June 29, 2021 02:35 - 2 hours - 137 MB

Hey everybody! It’s episode 187 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast! Your weekly update on All the THINGS! Welcome to your fully waxed and vaxxed episode 187!! This week we pay tribute to the one and only Sir Allan with a trip down memory lane, Dylan is firing on all 5G’s and is raging against The Machine, Jay has a unicorn in his grasp and lets it slip through his Robster Craw, Matt makes us the number one source for Seal references and is an absolute beast of a host. Segments: Look ...

Episode 186 - Call of Duty: Cold Brew

June 22, 2021 02:00 - 2 hours - 139 MB

Hey everybody! It’s episode 186 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast! Your weekly update on All the THINGS! This week we sit down with the "Champion of Men" Walter, from Walter's Wall of Woe to discuss all things metal, Ren Fair Adventures, Dating on Substances, Super Hero Oral Skills, Being a dick at award shows, Dylan's new coffee obsession,    Segments: Look at this, Out fo Context, Voicemails and More!!! Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Su...

Episode 185 - WRINKLED TRIM

June 15, 2021 00:49 - 2 hours - 142 MB

Hey everybody! It’s episode 185 of Not For Human Consumption Podcast! Your weekly update on All the THINGS! Back again with your weekly dose of nonsense. This Dylan explains the intricacies of port o’ potties, Matt gears up for boat ride, Jay realizes that it takes a village to raise a podcast, the legend of Harry Carey is alive and well and accents aren’t Matt’s strong suit Segments: Look at this, What that Dick do!,  Voicemails and More!!! Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everyt...

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