No-Budget Nightmares
133 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 34 ratingsIn-Depth examinations of the best (and worst) of microbudget cinema.
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EPISODE 83: MY LOVELY BURNT BROTHER AND HIS SQUASHED BRAIN (1988)
September 05, 2016 20:07 - 1 hour - 64.3 MBSaluto! It's episode 83 of No-Budget Nightmares and this time we're heading to Italy, renowned for its black gloved killers, expensive wines and MY LOVELY BURNT BROTHER AND HIS SQUASHED BRAIN! It's a microbudget John Waters-tinged slasher with lashings of incomprehensible characters, dialogue, and a guy cutting off his junk with garden shears. Sixty minutes of shaky video and punk music? For Moe and Doug, that's child's play. Come have a listen.
EPISODE 82: NECROVILLE (2007)
August 22, 2016 01:01 - 1 hour - 88.3 MBIt's No-Budget Nightmares episode 82, and this time Moe and Doug are wasted away again in 2007's NECROVILLE, a buddy-comedy with vampires, werewolves, CHUPACABRAS, and zombies! Co-directed, co-written and starring microbudget stalwart Billy Garberina, it's GHOSTBUSTERS meets SHAUN OF THE DEAD except with more giant chainsaws, hipster vampire masters and falling pianos. Call the sitter and send the dog to the pet hotel.. It's time to listen!
EPISODE 81: KILLING SPREE (1987)
August 09, 2016 21:32 - 1 hour - 88.8 MBListen up you BIG ASS, it's time for No-Budget Nightmares to take another deep dive on the filmography of the immortal Tim Ritter with 1987's KILLING SPREE! It's rude, crude and full of 'tude, and features a TRULY AMAZING lead performance from Asbestos Felt, who ably rants, raves and roars every demented line, as well as a requisite appearance from Joel D. Wynkoop! TOOT A WHILE ON THIS, BUD!
EPISODE 80: PLAGA ZOMBIE (1997)
July 25, 2016 14:44 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBPsst.. Ya like zombies? Yeah? How about ARGENTINE zombies? Well, you're in luck, buck-o, because on this week's No-Budget Nightmares we're taking a look at 1997's PLAGA ZOMBIE, which has all the skin ripping, face peeling, blood drinking and ear slicing one could want out of a microbudget zombie movie from 1997! Not only that, but Moe and Doug get POLITICAL, with crucial pointed commentary spread throughout. STOP READING and START LISTENING.
EPISODE 79: WNUF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (2013)
July 08, 2016 19:20 - 1 hour - 87.8 MBGet ready, boils and ghouls! After suffering for their sins for the past few episodes, Moe and Doug get a brief respite from their usual deep hurting with Chris LaMartina's WNUF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL, a beautifully constructed tribute to 80s TV with a unique (and spoooOOOooky) found footage edge. Packed with lovingly constructed period detail and fine performances, this one is a (trick or) treat. Put the kids to bed and LISTEN.
EPISODE 78: WRATH OF THE SKUNK APE (1997)
June 24, 2016 04:22 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBSKUNKY! Mike C. Hartman's first film WRATH OF THE SKUNK APE is full of surprises: The acting is terrible, the plot is confusing, and most of it takes place in the dark, so good luck in figuring out what the heck is going on. Thankfully, it's short, and on NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES that counts for something. NEVER TRUST A MONKEY!
EPISODE 77: NIGHTMARE MUSEUM (2006)
June 10, 2016 22:44 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBOn an unprecedented episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES, Doug and Moe are facing perhaps their greatest challenge: a movie that isn't a movie. Sixty straight minutes of Barbie dolls slamming against each other for the amusement of none. Its 2006's NIGHTMARE MUSEUM and it's pure pain, administered directly to the eyeballs. You'll be shaken, you'll be stirred, and you'll never be the same again.
EPISODE 76: DIE HARD DRACULA (1998)
May 28, 2016 02:51 - 1 hour - 91.1 MBYIPPEE KI-YAY BRAM STOKER! It's episode 76 of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES and this time our fiendish hosts are tackling DIE HARD DRACULA, a horror-comedy with a twist: it's neither horrific NOR funny! It does, however, star Bruce (dad-to-Crispin) Glover as the world's worst Van Helsing, as well as lovely Czech Republic locations and a rotating cast of - count em! - THREE Draculas. It's absolutely wretched, but what else is new? ENOUGH TALK, put your lips together and LISTEN!
EPISODE 75: SPLATTER: ARCHITECTS OF FEAR (1986)
May 13, 2016 21:10 - 1 hour - 65.3 MBTime to UNSUBSCRIBE from all other podcasts because NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES is BACK and it's WEIRD AS HELL. After a trademark hiatus, Moe and Doug delve deep into the behind-the-scenes Canuxploitation classic SPLATTER: ARCHITECTS OF FEAR which shows that behind their veneer of politeness, all Canadians THIRST FOR BLOOD. There's throat slitting, death-by-sex, head explosions, and a full body stab, as well as the lovable Fang walking us through all this movie making hullabaloo. TIME TO LISTEN!
EPISODE 74: WEASELS RIP MY FLESH (1979)
March 12, 2016 20:57 - 1 hour - 84 MBYou lucky kids today can toss together a movie on your phone, but back in 1979 it took GUTS and BALLS and SOME SKILL. That's what 16-year-old Nathan Schiff did with just a dream, a Super-8 camera, and some rudimentary modeling skill, and the result was the wonderfully titled WEASELS RIP MY FLESH! Filled with violence and suspiciously turd-looking weasels, WRMF doesn't make much sense, but BOY is it entertaining. Best of all, you get to hear Doug and Moe talk about it for NINETY MINUTES. Strap...
EPISODE 73: JENNIFER HELP US (2014)
February 12, 2016 16:47 - 79.4 MBKILL YOUR DARLINGS and EAT YOUR MAKEUP, it's time for Episoder 73 of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES featuring the Patreon-requested shot-on-iPhone exploitation throwback JENNIFER HELP US from 2014! Moe is sleep deprived and Doug is high on caffeine so this time you're getting a messy, pun-filled affair with all of the half-considered diatribes you know and love. Grab your skull mask and rev up your chainsaw, folks, because it's time to dip in right... now!
EPISODE 72: SLIME CITY (1988)
January 18, 2016 15:00 - 106 MBNO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES returns with the oft-requested, goop-covered, 80s low-budget classic SLIME CITY from director Greg Lamberson. Filled with grimy 80s NYC atmosphere and packed with ooze, sludge and gore, Moe and Doug are kicking off 2016 with a BANG as they dive into a pool of gloopy goodness and come out REBORN.
EPISODE 71: BAD TASTE (1987)
December 20, 2015 00:16 - 115 MBTHE BASTARDS HAVE LANDED! It's the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES holiday spectacular, and this year Moe and Doug are giving themselves a treat: Peter Jackson's microbudget sci-fi splatter classic BAD TASTE! Stoke the homefire and hang the stockings, because we're kicking in the new year with BRAIN SQUISHING, SHEEP 'SPLODING, and CHAINSAW DISMEMBERMENT.. Just like mom used to make! It's the best thing going today, and available for your ear holes right now. Hope you'll continue to join us in 2016 you l...
EPISODE 70: HOBO WITH A TRASH CAN (2015)
November 24, 2015 19:20 - 99.2 MBIT'S HERE! Our rantiest episode EVER! It's our look at the all-star microbudget anthology spectacular HOBO WITH A TRASH CAN, which is chock-full of aliens, radioactive condoms, murderous apples and SO MUCH MORE. It also contains the worst anthology segment we've ever seen, and a second half that made Moe and Doug want to hurl themselves into a WOODCHIPPER. But, they persevered and you now get to enjoy the DELICIOUS results! Also includes an awesome SONG from ROO! LISTEN OR DIE.
EPISODE 69: HAUNTED-WEEN (1991)
October 30, 2015 20:08 - 90 MBIt's our favorite time of the year! The time when ghosts, witches and goblins rule supreme! It's.. uh.. HAUNTEDWEEN! So get your frat brothers together and slap a coat of paint on the ol' Burber place, because it's time to get SLOPPY. Doug Robertson's microbudget slasher film makes for a fine respite for our dutiful hosts, but will they find themselves chilled to the bone? Or will the meager pleasures leave them cold? YOU MUST LISTEN TO DISCOVER THE TERRIFYING SECRETS!
EPISODE 68: KILLER KLOWNS FROM KANSAS ON KRACK (2003)
October 05, 2015 23:05 - 80 MBPT Barnum said it so long ago/There's one born every minute don't you know Just kidding. KILLER KLOWNS FROM KANSAS ON KRACK has absolutely nothing to do with KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE, though it does have 100% more racist puppets, guinea pig eating and glorious, GLORIOUS ennui. KKFKOK comes from the mind of Charles E. Cullen, who is as good at dancing as he is bad at directing, and it's as twisted as it is painfully boring! Still, Moe and Doug tunnel into the bowels and manage to squeeze...
EPISODE 67: FEEDERS (1996)
September 11, 2015 19:24 - 73.9 MBKEEP WATCHING THE SKIES! No-Budget Nightmares returns to tackle the mid-90s SOV alien invasion classic FEEDERS directed by Mark & John Polonia and Jon McBride! It has it all: primitive CGI, gore, knee-high aliens, beautiful BABES, and lots and lots of beautiful padding. Could this be a terrifying vision of things to come? Only one way to find out! LISTEN!
EPISODE 66: THINGS (1989)
August 08, 2015 21:08 - 102 MB"D'you want to see some bloood?". We've got ourselves in a TAILSPIN thanks to Pateron campaign contributor Jessica Garcia, who kindly suggested that Moe and Doug FINALLY tackle Canuxploitation classic THINGS! Being faced with such a ghastly, brutal, horrible, insane film drives our hosts to new heights(?!) of frivolity and madness, and the whole sick business culminates in a brand new epic tune from Roo! Grow out your dirtstaches and crank some Triumph.. it's time to experience THINGS.
EPISODE 65: RETURN OF THE GHOSTBUSTERS (2007)
July 20, 2015 15:32 - 93.6 MBWHO YA GONNA CALL! The.. uh.. Denver Ghostbusters! No-Budget Nightmares takes its first trip into FAN FILM territory, and this one's a doozy. RETURN OF THE GHOSTBUSTERS brings together a whole new group of ghostbusters, and while they are missing the charm, wit and acting ability of the original GHOSTBUSTERS, they make up for it with plenty of awkward pop culture references and an appearance from THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD. There's special(?) effects galore, and once it actually gets going it'...
EPISODE 64: NIGHTBEAST (1982)
June 22, 2015 19:53 - 80.2 MBIt's a few weeks later and WOMEN'S STUDIES still plague our host's nightmares. Thankfully, there's a Baltimore-lensed solution to their problems: Don Dohler's sci-fi/action microbudget classic NIGHTBEAST! For ONE NIGHT ONLY the show becomes NO-BUDGET LEGENDS as Moe and Doug celebrate the amazing accomplishments and outstanding career of the late filmmaker, while delving deep into the bottomless pleasures of Nightbeast's decapitatin', laser-shootin', organ yanking exploits. They end the episod...
EPISODE 63: WOMEN’S STUDIES (2010)
June 07, 2015 17:31 - 117 MBUh oh! Something has Moe and Doug PEEVED. Yes, it's the rantiest episode of No-Budget Nightmares EVER as the pair tangle with a viewer-picked movie that proves to be a blizzard of ignorance and threatens to break their resolve to tiny bits. At first WOMEN'S STUDIES seems like it'll merely be innocently dumb and misguided, but soon a free-flowing river of misogyny spews all over the faces and groins of your beloved hosts. There's only one solution.. EVISCERATION! It's NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES vs t...
EPISODE 62: SLAUGHTER TALES (2012)
May 21, 2015 23:53 - 96.9 MBJohnny Dickie wrote, directed and starred in SLAUGHTER TALES when he was 14. In case you missed that, let me write it again: Johnny Dickie wrote, directed and starred in SLAUGHTER TALES when he was *14*. The hosts of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES are both TWENTY years older than that, which makes them very, very sad to think about. They've decided to express their anger, frustration and jealousy by ripping into the ONE-MAN-BAND anthology, while occasionally pausing to tell Johnny to GET OFF THEIR LAW...
EPISODE 61: VAMPIRE COP (1990)
April 30, 2015 20:38 - 93.7 MBFresh off the success of 1987's CANNIBAL HOOKERS and 1989's SCREAM DREAM, Donald Farmer decided to meld together HORROR and ACTION and came up with a cop that TAKES A BITE OUT OF CRIME! And this Vampire Cop *SUCKS*! Moe and Doug say FANGS for the memories as they BAT their eyelids at the numerous unclothed boys and GHOULS. OTHER PUNS! So much is at STAKE! DUELING RAY ROMANO IMPRESSIONS! This episode has it ALL. Enjoy VAMPIRE COP!
EPISODE 60: THE DEAD NEXT DOOR (1989)
April 15, 2015 22:52 - 101 MBDON'T KILL THE ZOMBIES! LEAVE THE ZOMBIES ALONE! Assemble your ZOMBIE SQUAD, ladies and gents, because it's time to dip back into the J.R. Bookwalter tub and experience the delightful dose of Super-8 zombie goodness that is 1989's THE DEAD NEXT DOOR. STRAIGHT OUTTA AKRON, it's one of the most well known - and well loved - microbudget films EVER, and Moe and Doug hungrily lap it up and ask for SECONDS. It's GOOD and GOOD FOR YOU. YUMMO
EPISODE 59: HOUSE OF FORBIDDEN SECRETS (2013)
March 23, 2015 14:26 - 97.7 MBAre you ready? CAN you be ready? TODD SHEETS is here, and Moe and Doug are about to enter his HOUSE OF FORBIDDEN SECRETS before ALL OF YOU SUCKERS! That's right! It might not be available to the general public yet, but OUR HOSTS ARE SPECIAL and they get to see things *nobody* else can see. It's got GEORGE HARDY. It'se got LLOYD KAUFMAN. It's got FABIO (F**CKING) FRIZZI. It's got DYANNE THORNE. We've got TODD! TODD! TODD! TODD! TODD! TODD! TODD! TODD! TODD! TODD! It's a SHEETSTRAVAGANZA and it...
EPISODE 58: FUNGICIDE (2005)
March 01, 2015 18:30 - 82.8 MBIt's a Wascavage FAMILY AFFAIR! That's right! From the creator of SUBURBAN SASQUATCH and MALEVOLENT ASCENT comes FUNGICIDE, a "special"-effects packed horror comedy that's fun(?!) for the whole family! If you thought the effects in SS were something, you ain't seen NOTHING yet. We have puppets. We have paper mache heads. We have PEOPLE IN MUSHROOM COSTUMES. We have computer wizardry! It's enough to make Doug and Moe cry out in pain/delight. And it's all here on Episode 58 of the No-Budget Nig...
EPISODE 57: HI-8 (2014)
February 11, 2015 15:04 - 88.2 MBIT'S THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF SOV! The *BEST OF THE BEST* have assembled to form a VOLTRON of microbudget AWESOMENESS! HI-8 is an anthology film that brings together a WHO'S WHO of no-budget directors: Ron Bonk, Donald Farmer, Marcus Koch, Tony Masiello, Tim Ritter, Chris Seaver, Todd Sheets and Brad Sykes! Eight stories (plus a wraparound), and Moe and Doug are in SOV-HEAVEN! CAN YOU HANDLE IT? Can our HOSTS handle it?! ORGAN MEAT! VHS! TODD SHEEEEEEEETS!
EPISODE 56: MANBORG (2011)
January 23, 2015 22:57 - 63.8 MBWelcome to the FUTURE! Or, at least, to the first No-Budget Nightmares episode of 2015! And it's not just ANY episode, it's a super special treat for both the audience *and* Moe and Doug as our hosts get PUMPED UP by Astron-6's immortal MANBORG. Sensational, inspirational AND celebrational, MANBORG is the most rootin' tootin rollickin' good time our hosts have had since their last Todd Sheets marathon, and with full hearts and open minds they are setting their sights on the next 365 days.. a...
EPISODE 55: I DREAM OF DRACULA (2003)
December 15, 2014 01:22 - 61.1 MBBORN IN THE USA! Yes, after a lengthy international excursion to Germany and Japan, No-Budget Nightmares is back on home (?) soil for our two eternally jetlagged hosts to enjoy Jim Haggerty's 2003 vampire-comedy I DREAM OF DRACULA. Here's a fun drinking game: Every time Doug says "shit", you should throw back a shot. You'll be immediately wasted, which might be the only way to enjoy this ode to bad acting, worse story and some of the most unpleasant nudity either of our hosts have experienced...
EPISODE 54: GUINEA PIG – DEVIL’S EXPERIMENT (1985)
November 19, 2014 15:03 - 60.9 MBHow do I love thee? Let me count the ways. This episode is PLENTY late, due to some persistent sound issues meaning it had to be recorded TWICE. Yes, TWICE! That means that Doug and Moe had to extract themselves from the slime (and maggots, and organ meat) of 1985's GUINEA PIG and then hop right back into it again. And it's all for you! Was the second time a charm? SORT OF! You get discussion of Moe's work soundtrack, the upcoming American Guinea Pig film, some incomprehensible sound clips, D...
EPISODE 53: VIOLENT SHIT (1989)
October 21, 2014 14:54 - 71.3 MBIt's time for some CROTCH VIOLENCE! That's right, Violent Shitters, on episode 53 of NBN Moe and Doug slip into the dark, German-y sewage of Andreas Schnaas 1989 ode to filth and depravity VIOLENT SHIT. The pair tag along with Karl the Butcher as he slices off hands, heads and penises while listening to W.A.S.P. and UB40! You also get to hear the winner of our LIGHT OF BLOOD DVD contest! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?! Deutschland, Deutschland über alles!
EPISODE 52: CATHOLIC GHOULGIRLS (2004)
September 29, 2014 00:49 - 84.3 MBCAN IT BE TRUE? Moe and Doug have returned to pleasure you aurally! But this time we have a special guest: CONFLICT! This is a rare episode where our two debonair hosts disagree on the quality of the movie being discussed, and therefore TEAR INTO EACH OTHER with delightful vigor. Did the constant technical failures and pop culture ramblings of Eamon Hardiman's CATHOLIC GHOULGIRLS break Doug's brain? LISTEN AND FIND OUT!
EPISODE 51: ODD NOGGINS (2000)
September 01, 2014 22:03 - 74.2 MBYum! Pudding! Joe Sherlock's ODD NOGGINS came at the end of the 90s SOV boom, and it's PLENTY weird - packed with high-riding underwear, curvy ladies, bathtubs and a UFO plot that gleefully makes no sense at all. How about an extended visit to the Circle K? Why not! Have some footage from a comic convention? Throw it in! This is high concept/low quality material, but it's also like nothing else previously covered on NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES. How will Doug and Moe's delicate brains hold up? LISTEN...
EPISODE 50: COMBAT SHOCK (1984)
August 13, 2014 01:27 - 72.9 MBHAPPY 50th, NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES! And what better way to ring in this anniversary than wallowing in THE MOST DEPRESSING MOVIE EVER?! Seriously. Buddy Giovinazzo's COMBAT SHOCK is just a carnival of misery which threatens to bum out even our ever-jovial hosts. BUT IT DOESN'T! Instead, Moe and Doug dive into the shit and come out (mostly) unscathed. Watch out mutant babies! STEP ASIDE HAPLESS JUNKIES! IT'S EPISODE 50, and the war is just beginning.
EPISODE 49: ZOMBIE BLOODBATH (1993)
July 26, 2014 17:05 - 98.9 MBThey faced down NIGHTMARE ASYLUM. They battled GOBLIN. They even boogied down with SORORITY BABES IN THE DANCE-A-THON OF DEATH. But now it's time Moe and Doug to get serious with their Todd Sheets fandom, and what better way than exploring the film where Sheets got SERIOUS? 1993's ZOMBIE BLOODBATH sees Todd working with a bigger budget, a larger cast, better FX and the GLORIOUS MULLET OF JERRY ANGELL! Is it time to give the devil his due, or will our stalwart hosts be overcome by some face-me...
EPISODE 48: TALES OF THE DEAD (2010)
June 15, 2014 21:49 - 79.1 MBIt's time for some mildly disappointing ANARCHY in the UK! On episode 48 of the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast we take a look at Kemal Yildirim's 2010 anthology film TALES OF THE DEAD where almost nothing happens and the endings are all TERRIBLE! We guide you through the dismorphic tribulations of LESS IS MORE, the irritating coming-of-age tale WOLF CRY, the completely incomprehensible PENANCE and - finally - the troublingly ok CROMWELL'S CURSE! And it's all wrapped up in a framing story featur...
EPISODE 47: TRUTH OR DARE? A CRITICAL MADNESS (1986)
May 24, 2014 18:36 - 88 MBIs it possible? COULD IT BE?! Is it FINALLY time for Doug and Moe to tackle Tim Ritter's immortal 1986 gonzo-bonzo splatter classic TRUTH OR DARE? A CRITICAL MADNESS? Yes. It is that time. They slap on their copper masks, grab their trusty nunchucks, oil up their chainsaw and gleefully tear into one of the straight-to-video originators. It's almost too much fun for one podcast, but THAT'S NOT ALL! Stay to the end to hear a specially penned TRUTH OR DARE song from Roo! HOLY UNDERWEAR!
EPISODE 46: RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: THE ADAPTATION (1989)
April 23, 2014 19:32 - 86.9 MBWhen you were a kid did you ever go into your backyard with a video camera and try to recreate scenes from your favorite movies? Well, RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK: THE ADAPTATION is sort of like that.. Except it's THE ENTIRE MOVIE and it took SEVEN YEARS to do! Yes, a group of Mississippi teens spent seven summers making a shot-for-shot recreation of RAIDERS, and actually FINISHED the darn thing. It's an example of glorious SOV inspiration, but is it any good outside of the novelty factor? Does i...
EPISODE 45: I AM HERE…. NOW (2009)
April 03, 2014 00:45 - 104 MBWhat if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? OR.. what if he was real estate salesman/architect Neil Breen, who has spent the last ten years bringing his Hollywood dreams to life with a series of wonderfully bizarre films. In I AM HERE.... NOW, Breen plays ALIEN JESUS, who hops off his cross to teach us humans a little something about compassion and renewable energy sources. Are you a government fat-cat lining his pockets with sweet kickbacks? Well, Breen has some very harsh, unconv...
EPISODE 44: THE ABOMINATION (1986)
February 26, 2014 15:37 - 90.3 MBHold onto your beers, ladies and gentleman, because you're about to experience the goopiest, silliest, most drunk-drivingest piece of nonsense to crawl out of mid-80s Texas. It's Bret McCormick's THE ABOMINATION, which is blessed with a title that quite accurately (and succinctly) describes the movie it belongs to. It also begins with a five minute highlight reel that makes actually viewing the following 85 minutes entirely unnecessary! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! There's also farting! Moe and Doug c...
EPISODE 43: VICTOR JULIET’S DIRECTOR’S CUT (2009)
February 02, 2014 02:30 - 98.3 MBYou're a winner! HA HA HA! Michael Fitzgerald STUFFED the ballot box for our recent NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARE poll and now he has to BEND OVER and receive his reward: a review of his 2009 no-budget horror (?) satire VICTOR JULIET'S DIRECTOR'S CUT! Enjoy Lili Taylor-esque actresses in HARDY BOYZ wrestling gear? How about superfluous documentary sequences? Goofy sword fights? It's all here! You'll even get to hear Moe get flustered by having the promise of boobs cruelly stolen away. All this and a BR...
EPISODE 42: REDNECK ZOMBIES (1989)
January 16, 2014 01:16 - 115 MBThere's a bodacious herd of Redneck Zombies back there and they're coming this way! It's EPISODE 42 of No-Budget Nightmares, and Moe and Doug are continuing the trend of SOV classics with Pericles Lewnes Troma-distributed zombie-comedy classic REDNECK ZOMBIES. If you like zombies, moonshine, VIOLENCE, ironic t-shirts, spray deodorant and PLENTY of horrible stereotypes you are in for a WHOLE LOT of luck. It's a gut-munching good time! JOIN US.
EPISODE 41: BOARDINGHOUSE (1982)
December 23, 2013 19:46 - 115 MBOur house! In the middle of our street! Our BOARDINGHOUSE! It's the ORIGINATOR of SOV horror, and Moe Porne and Doug Tilley find themselves perplexed while trying to unwrap the mysteries of John Wintergate's ode to hedonism/psychokinesis. If you like tiger-print banana hammocks, impenetrable timelines, dead cats, and topless nudity, you're going to want to lap up all of this delicious podcast MILK. Yum yum!
EPISODE 40: VIDEO VIOLENCE (1987)
December 09, 2013 23:10 - 85.7 MBIt's a NEW BEGINNING on the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast! Sure, it's Moe and Doug breaking down your favorite microbudget wonders, but we have a *new* theme song! A *new* website! A *new* RSS feed! And to kick off our new beginning we're dipping into Gary P. Cohen's SOV VHS-era classic VIDEO VIOLENCE - a film that's been requested since we first started breaking down episodes. This one is HIGH ENERGY and there's sound drops galore, so strap yourself in, pay your late-fees and rewind your tape...
EPISODE 39: KINDERGARTEN NINJA (1994)
November 25, 2013 16:55 - 102 MBSweet sassy molasssy! The NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES PODCAST is *BACK*! And it's packing HEAT! And for their triumphant return, Moe Porne and Doug "Sweetback" Tilley are covering an all time nutball classic from 1994: KINDERGARTEN NINJA. Featuring NFL legend Dwight Clark as a drunken, womanizing douchebag who turns his life around thanks to MARTIAL ARTS, kids(!) and the ghost of Bruce Lee. Seriously! Clark gets a chance to fight, sing, eat french-fries, cozy up to bimbos, hilariously promote his re...
EPISODE 38: ORDER OF ONE (2006)
September 20, 2013 20:52 - 83.2 MBWait! WHAT?! No-Budget Nightmares is BACK?!! Why didn't anyone tell me?! Actually, the return of the NBN Podcast is imminent, but while you're waiting why not check out this LONG LOST bonus episode! Recorded way back in June, Moe and Doug tackle the wonderfully bizarre Canadian martial arts flick ORDER OF ONE: KUNG-FU KILLING SPREE, which is chocablock full of heart-ripping, head-smashings, NUNCHUCKS and heaps of wonderful Grade-A Canuck cheese.
EPISODE 37: CANNIBAL CAMPOUT (1988)
May 20, 2013 15:21 - 52 MBWe're CRAZY FROM THE HEAT! It's the 1988 Jon McBride/Tom Fisher SHOT-ON-VIDEO classic CANNIBAL CAMPOUT, and Moe and Doug get FIRED UP by the meaty bloodletting. This episode has it all: profane sound clips, celebrity impressions, and another brand-new song from Roo, based on the film! Head to the smokehouse, slice up some "teenagers" and dig in.
EPISODE 36: NEKROMANTIK (1987)
May 03, 2013 18:31 - 53.8 MBIt's the classic love story. Boy meets girl. Boy shares corpse with girl. Boy loses girl to corpse. Boy... does some stuff that is difficult to describe. It's episode 36 of the NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast and we're talking about some CORPSE F**CKING ART! It's 1988's sleaze-art-German classic NEKROMANTIK directed by twisted auteur Jörg Buttgereit, and while some poor souls would only dare dip the tip in, hosts Moe Porne and Doug "SWEETBACK" Tilley have gone whole hog into this ode to dead lov...
EPISODE 35: MALEVOLENT ASCENT (2010)
April 12, 2013 21:39 - 56.8 MBNo-Budget Nightmares is back! Back in black! Due to a certain host’s incompetence, we’ve had to call an audible this week and feature another film by SUBURBAN SASQUATCH auteur Dave Wascavage. But this glaring error turns out to be a BEAUTIFUL GIFT as we’re treated to a glorious cavalcade of incompetence, green screen-a-plenty and more stilted, awkward acting than you can shake a Sasquatch at. It’s ELEVATOR-A-GO-GO in 2010′s MALEVOLENT ASCENT and you can actually hear the point in the episode ...
EPISODE 34: DEATHERMAN (2013)
March 17, 2013 18:23 - 84.1 MBMicrobudget films can be EDUCATIONAL! For instance, in Bobby Keller's DEATHERMAN we learn that a combination of radiation and acid rain can cause a recently buried weatherman to return to life and CRAVE BLOOD. SCIENCE! So grab your BAROMETER as there's a WARM PRESSURE SYSTEM of murder coming your way. Thankfully, you have meteorological mad-men Moe Porne and Doug "Sweetback" Tilley to guide you through the highs and lows of this no-budget throwback on the latest episode of NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARES!