You're a winner! HA HA HA! Michael Fitzgerald STUFFED the ballot box for our recent NO-BUDGET NIGHTMARE poll and now he has to BEND OVER and receive his reward: a review of his 2009 no-budget horror (?) satire VICTOR JULIET'S DIRECTOR'S CUT! Enjoy Lili Taylor-esque actresses in HARDY BOYZ wrestling gear? How about superfluous documentary sequences? Goofy sword fights? It's all here! You'll even get to hear Moe get flustered by having the promise of boobs cruelly stolen away. All this and a BRAND NEW song by the AMAZING Roo!