Two Filthy Nerds
204 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 48 ratingsA podcast where your favorite BFF comedians JMS & Nicole Aimée Schreiber deep dive into fandoms!
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Harry Potter #4 - Ch 9-12
July 17, 2020 17:06 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBWHAT THE F*CK IS HAPPENING!? Death Eaters? The Dark Mark!? AND THE MINISTRY DIDN'T CATCH EVEN ONE PERSON!? Journalist Rita Skeeter would be a nightmare on Twitter. We're finally heading to Hogwarts and WTF NO QUIDDITCH?! None. Because they apparently thought bringing back an old tournament that has resulted in several deaths would be a great idea. COOL COOL COOL NO BIG DEAL. Enjoy this recap of chapters 9-12 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! This week we're "Running Our Filthy Mouths...
Harry Potter #4 - Ch 5-8
July 11, 2020 22:04 - 1 hour - 69.4 MBThe Weasley twins are going into the joke business! Everyone's gearing up for Quidditch World Cup! Travel by Portkey! Percy's boss doesn't know his name! A look at the real lives of wizards from around the world! And what the fuck is the deal with this Bertha Jorkins woman? Enjoy this recap of chapters 5-8 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! This week we're "Running Our Filthy Mouths" about: Mental Health (Skip to around the 17 minute mark if you want to get straight to Potter Talk) S...
Harry Potter #4 - Ch 1-4
July 06, 2020 01:57 - 58 minutes - 53.1 MBRiddle House! Harry's scar is burning! The Weasleys invite Harry to the Quidditch World Cup! And you won't believe what happens to the Dursleys! Enjoy this recap of chapters 1-4 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! This week we're "Running Our Filthy Mouths" about: Fireworks and more (Skip to around 21:24 ish if you want to get straight to Potter Talk) Subscribe to our YouTube to see video pods and more! Two Filthy Nerds has a (currently) very Harry Potter PATREON! Join to help suppor...
THE BOOK WAS BETTER: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (the movie)
June 27, 2020 18:34 - 39 minutes - 35.9 MBThis was our favorite movie SO far! But we discuss what we missed from the book and the things we really liked about the movie. We Run Our Filthy Mouths for a #quickbitch about grad school and the institution of college, in general, in America. You can get straight into movie madness by skipping to about 5:16. Please take a second to subscribe and review us when you can! JOIN THE NERD HERD! Two Filthy Nerds has a (currently) very Harry Potter PATREON! Join to help support your favorite di...
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Chapters 19-22 (Year 3)
June 25, 2020 01:52 - 1 hour - 80.2 MBThe students attack a teacher! And HOLY SHIT Scabbers isn't the rat we thought he was! PETER PETTIGREW LIVES! And...OMFG TIME TRAVEL!? "Roads? Where we're going...we don't need roads" (Because obviously we ride hippogriffs to freedom around here!) This is our end of book wrap up on Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Onward to JMS favorite book in the HP franchise..Goblet of Fire!!! In the meantime, enjoy our silly breakdown of this incredible year ending. This week we're "Running Ou...
Chapters 19-22 (Year 3) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
June 25, 2020 01:52 - 1 hourThe students attack a teacher! And HOLY SHIT Scabbers isn't the rat we thought he was! PETER PETTIGREW LIVES! And...OMFG TIME TRAVEL!? "Roads? Where we're going...we don't need roads" (Because obviously we ride hippogriffs to freedom around here!) This is our end of book wrap up on Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Onward to JMS favorite book in the HP franchise..Goblet of Fire!!! In the meantime, enjoy our silly breakdown of this incredible year ending. This week we're "Running Our F...
Ch 16-18 (Year 3) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
June 19, 2020 02:52 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBSCABBERS IS BACK! AND IS ALLEGEDLY NOT WHO WE THINK HE IS! SIRIUS BLACK IS A DOG!? LUPIN IS A WEREWOLF!? Is everyone about to die? WTF IS HAPPENING HERE!!!!??? This week we're "Running Our Filthy Mouths" about: Career Transition Counseling (Skip to around 22:39 if you want to get straight to Potter Talk) Subscribe to our YouTube to see video pods and more! Two Filthy Nerds has a (currently) very Harry Potter PATREON! Join to help support your favorite dirty dorks and to be part of LIVE c...
Ch 13-15 (Year 3) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
June 17, 2020 21:47 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBBuckbeak is on trial! Malfoy and his dickhead friends try to sabotage the Gryffindor VS Ravenclaw game (to no avail because they're stupid)! A close call with Snape! Lupin saves Harry's ass but confiscates the map (WTF!?) Harry figuratively bitch slaps Malfoy in the Quidditch finals, and Hermione does it literally. This week we're "Running Our Filthy Mouths" about: Black Lives Matter (We hope you'll listen because it's very important but you can skip to around 26:59 if you want to get strai...
Ch 10-12 (Year 3) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
June 15, 2020 03:46 - 1 hour - 58 MBOMFG The Marauder's Map!!!!! Ned information on Sirius Black is blowing everyone's mind! Who sent Harry a Firebolt??? What will become of Buckbeak? And the tension between Crookshanks & Scabbers has reached critical mass! This week we're "Running Our Filthy Mouths" about: Corona Virus! (Skip to around 17:22 if you want to get straight to Potter Talk) At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans women are women and black lives matter. Subscribe to our YouTube to see video pods and more! Two Filt...
Ch 7-9 (Year 3) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
June 13, 2020 01:57 - 1 hour - 71.3 MBOUR WORLDLY COMPLAINTS ARE BACK! There's too much to say so we've introduced a new segment: "Running Our Filthy Mouths" at the top of the show where we go off about whatever is going on. This episode, we obviously had to talk about JK Rowling. Malfoy is being a bitch and there's a boggart in the wardrobe! Everyone loves the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher! Quidditch returns! Crookshanks won't leave Scabbers tf alone! The fat lady gets slashed! Dementors descend upon the quidditch ...
Ch 4-6 (Year 3) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
June 11, 2020 16:22 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MBDiagon Alley!! FIREBOLT! Crookshanks!! Harry overhears a dark conversation between Mr. & Mrs. Weasley. PLUS A new professor taking the Hogwarts Express? DEMENTORS!? DEATH OMENS? AND OMG HAGRID GOT A PERFECT PROMOTION!??? At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans women are women and black lives matter. Two Filthy Nerds has a (currently) very Harry Potter PATREON! Join to help support your favorite dirty dorks and to be part of LIVE chapter readings, tea times and MORE!!!! Early episode release...
Ch 1-3 (Year 3) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
June 04, 2020 22:38 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MBYEAR THREE IS UPON US! Birthday Gifts! Inflating Miserable Aunt Marge! The Knight Bus! And a DANGEROUS escaped criminal who both the muggle and wizarding worlds are being warned to look out for! Also, wtf is the deal with Cornelius Fudge??? Two Filthy Nerds has a (currently) very Harry Potter PATREON! Join to help support your favorite dirty dorks and to be part of LIVE chapter readings, tea times and MORE!!!! Early episode release! Bonus content! Be part of the recordings! A HUGE grand pr...
THE BOOK WAS BETTER: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (the movie)
May 28, 2020 06:07 - 31 minutes - 29 MBWe had a LIVE super reading marathon with our patreons on Zoom last week. (Hence that last 6 chapter episode..) Then we just couldn't get enough so we watched the movie and no surprise, it was not as good as the book. BUT there were a few things we really liked and some scene cuts we agreed on. And a few things we were PISSED got left out. Enjoy! Please take a second to subscribe and review us when you can! Subscribe to our patreon before we start book three! We'll be reading ALL the ch...
Ch 13-18 (Year 2) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
May 25, 2020 05:13 - 1 hour - 85.9 MBOkay so we got a little over our heads and went on a 6 chapter reading bender but can you blame us?? Admittedly, this is too many chapters for one episode so we will proceed in the next book keep this in mind, HOWEVER: OH MY GOD. THE DIARY!? TOM RIDDLE!? HAGRID!? SO MANY SPIDERS! AND A SNAKE THAT KILLS YOU ON SITE!? WTF!??? WE CANNOT WAIT FOR YEAR THREE!! Two Filthy Nerds has a (currently) very Harry Potter PATREON! Join to help support your favorite dirty dorks and to be part of LIVE chap...
Ch 10-12 (Year 2) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
May 22, 2020 23:25 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBA ROGUE BLUDGER! REGROWING BONES! PARSELMOUTHS! POLYJUICE POTION! And how saggy are Dumbledore's balls REALLY!?? We cover everything you need to know about chapters 10-12 of Chamber os Secrets and, as always, a lot of things probably nobody needs to know about ourselves. Two Filthy Nerds has a (currently) very Harry Potter PATREON! Join to help support your favorite dirty dorks. Early episode release! Bonus content! Be part of the recordings! A HUGE grand prize!!! And so much more!!! Come...
Hogwarts High Tea with Alan Starzinksy
May 19, 2020 02:09 - 1 hour - 66.9 MBWe had our seccond High Tea for Patreon subscribers with the hilarious Alan Starzinksi! We found out his house and favorite characters, and more! We even made Nicole go away so we could talk spoilers! We end all High Teas with live Q&A from the patrons on the zoom. Join to be part of the fun! Two Filthy Nerds has a (currently) very Harry Potter PATREON! Join to help support your favorite dirty dorks. Early episode release! Bonus content! Be part of the recordings! A HUGE grand prize!!! A...
Ch 7-9 (Year 2) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
May 16, 2020 02:31 - 1 hour - 63 MBMudBloods! Squibs! Voices! THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED!!! And wtf is the deal with this Colin Creevey kids deal? All this and much more on our recap of chapters 7-8 of Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets! Two Filthy Nerds is a comedy podcast hosted by two of the funniest--and dirtiest--comedians in the world, Nicole Aimée Schreiber and Jessica Michelle Singleton that deep dives into and recapping different parts of nerd pop culture with large fandoms, one at a time. Patrons w...
Ch 4-6 (Year 2) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
May 14, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 64.4 MBFloo Powder! Whomping Willows! And possibly the biggest douchebag whoever lived?? We recap Chapters 4-6 of Chamber of Secrets in this episode! Two Filthy Nerds is a comedy podcast hosted by two of the funniest--and dirtiest--comedians in the world, Nicole Aimée Schreiber and Jessica Michelle Singleton that deep dives into and recapping different parts of nerd pop culture with large fandoms, one at a time. Patrons will vote on our next nerd series once we complete the Harry Potter world! Tw...
Ch 1-3 (Year 2) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
May 10, 2020 20:28 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MBSORTED. We've decided not to do movie before book so we continue on into Harry's second year. We recap the first three chapters. Flying cars! Real life lawn gnomes! Nicole's clit looks like Dobby and which character do we think is a power bottom? We'll be deep diving into and recapping different parts of nerd pop culture with large fandoms, one at a time. Patrons will vote on our next nerd series once we complete the Harry Potter world! Two Filthy Nerds has a very Harry Potter PATREON! Joi...
THE BOOK WAS BETTER: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (the movie)
May 06, 2020 20:32 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MBWE'LL BE ROOMMATES IN A FEW WEEKS AND THE SOUND QUALITY WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER. STICK WITH US! We watched the first movie with some of our patrons (via Zoom) and obviously had to talk about how much better the book was. Two Filthy Nerds has a very Harry Potter PATREON! Join to help support your favorite dirty dorks. Early episode release! Bonus content! Be part of the recordings! A HUGE grand prize!!! And so much more!!! Come get in on the magic! Join the Facebook group! JMS is an HP n...
Hogwarts High Tea with Audrey Stewart
May 03, 2020 03:16 - 52 minutes - 47.7 MBIt's International Harry Potter Day! We had our first High Tea for Patreon subscribers with the hilarious Audrey Stewart! JMS ate spaghetti with tea like a slob while Audrey told us about her Harry Potter experience, how Benadryl is an upper for her and much more. We ended with live questions from the patrons on the zoom. Join to be part of the fun! Two Filthy Nerds has a very Harry Potter PATREON! Join to help support your favorite dirty dorks. Early episode release! Bonus content! B...
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - Ch 15-17
May 01, 2020 16:00 - 1 hourDying Unicorns?? Centaurs? Getting past Fluffy and the truth about who's after the Sorcerer's Stone!! We have a very Harry Potter PATREON! where we're currently running a poll for people to guess what house they think Nicole will end up in (we're going to film the quiz for subscribers this week and reveal it at the end of the book!) Early episode release! Bonus content! Be part of the recordings! A HUGE grand prize!!! And so much more!!! Come get in on the magic! Subscribe to PATREON! for exc...
Ch 15-17 (Year 1) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
May 01, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 90.8 MBA mirror that shows your deepest desires!? An invisibility cloak! DRAGONS!!!!! And THE SORCERER'S STONE!! We reach the end of Year One!!! We have a very Harry Potter PATREON! where we're currently running a poll for people to guess what house they think Nicole will end up in (we're going to film the quiz for subscribers this week and reveal it at the end of the book!) Early episode release! Bonus content! Be part of the recordings! A HUGE grand prize!!! And so much more!!! Come get in...
Ch 12-14 (Year 1) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
April 27, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 62.6 MBA mirror that shows your deepest desires!? An invisibility cloak! DRAGONS!!!!! And THE SORCERER'S STONE!! We have a very Harry Potter PATREON! where we're currently running a poll for people to guess what house they think Nicole will end up in (we're going to film the quiz for subscribers this week and reveal it at the end of the book!) Early episode release! Bonus content! Be part of the recordings! A HUGE grand prize!!! And so much more!!! Come get in on the magic! Join the Faceb...
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - Ch 12-14
April 27, 2020 16:00 - 1 hourA mirror that shows your deepest desires!? An invisibility cloak! DRAGONS!!!!! And THE SORCERER'S STONE!! We have a very Harry Potter PATREON! where we're currently running a poll for people to guess what house they think Nicole will end up in (we're going to film the quiz for subscribers this week and reveal it at the end of the book!) Early episode release! Bonus content! Be part of the recordings! A HUGE grand prize!!! And so much more!!! Come get in on the magic! Subscribe to PATREON!...
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - Ch 9-11
April 27, 2020 04:00 - 1 hourWizard's Duels! A THREE HEADED DOG! Trolls in the dungeon! And Nicole finally learns WTF QUIDDITCH is! We have a very Harry Potter PATREON! where we're currently running a poll for people to guess what house they think Nicole will end up in (we're going to film the quiz for subscribers this week and reveal it at the end of the book!) Early episode release! Bonus content! Be part of the recordings! A HUGE grand prize!!! And so much more!!! Come get in on the magic! Subscribe to PATREON! for ex...
Ch 9-11 (Year 1) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
April 27, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 73.3 MBWizard's Duels! A THREE HEADED DOG! Trolls in the dungeon! And Nicole finally learns WTF QUIDDITCH is! We have a very Harry Potter PATREON! where we're currently running a poll for people to guess what house they think Nicole will end up in (we're going to film the quiz for subscribers this week and reveal it at the end of the book!) Early episode release! Bonus content! Be part of the recordings! A HUGE grand prize!!! And so much more!!! Come get in on the magic! Join the Facebook...
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Chapters 6-8
April 23, 2020 17:05 - 1 hour - 70 MBPlatform Nine and Three Quarters! The Sorting Hat! Wtf is the deal with Professor Snape?? The adventure continues and Nicole's head is exploding. We finally have a PATREON! where we're currently running a poll for people to guess what house they think Nicole will end up in (we're going to film the quiz for subscribers this week and reveal it at the end of the book!) Early episode release! Bonus content! Be part of the recordings! A HUGE grand prize!!! And so much more!!! Come get i...
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Chapters 3-5
April 19, 2020 03:13 - 1 hour - 55.1 MBMysterious letters, (A LOT of them!) A giant named Hagrid! Harry is a WIZARD!? Gringotts and Diagon Alley! Harry's world is being flipped upside down! In case you haven't heard, "Name That Pod" is a Harry Potter podcast until further notice! (until we finish the series) JMS is an HP nerd and Nicole has NEVER read any of the books or seen ANY of the movies! So she's just diving into the Hogwarts world for the first time. Each episode reviews the last group of chapters we read. PATREON comi...
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Chapter 1 & 2
April 15, 2020 04:20 - 39 minutes - 36.5 MBIn case you haven't heard, "Name That Pod" is a Harry Potter podcast until further notice* *until we finish the series JMS is a super HP nerd and Nicole has NEVER read any of the books or seen ANY of the movies! So she's just diving into the Hogwarts world for the first time. In fact, we haven't even GOTTEN to Hogwarts yet so she doesn't know what that means. Each episode reviews the last group of chapter we read. BIG BIG THANK YOU to listener, Luis Bonilla for gifting us both with books ...
STAY THE FUCK INSIDE
March 25, 2020 10:00 - 25 minutes - 23 MBPeople are morons and we hate this as much as anyone! Stay inside and stop calling this the new normal. Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. JMS and Nicole Aimée are outsourcing the final name of the podcast to listeners who can leave suggestions in their review on the iTunes podcast app. First round voting has begun (see the pinned tweet on the Name That Pod T...
As Long as You're Suffering, I Don't Care if You're Healthy
March 22, 2020 06:03 - 15 minutes - 14.3 MBA quick episode at a differently scheduled time to introduce a new undertaking the ladies are inviting all of you on. Check out the ladies' social media for a discount code to ModelMeals.com to get in on the #Whole30 challenge (or just having delicious, healthy meals delivered to your home if you live in CA, AZ, or NV) Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. JM...
My Nose is a Chocolate Factory for Boogers
March 18, 2020 10:00 - 35 minutes - 32.6 MBNicole & JMS recorded an episode via Skype for the first time because they're social distancing. What a crazy turn the world has taken in the past week. This week the ladies talk all about how they're dealing with the new normal. Check out the ladies' social media for a discount code to ModelMeals.com to get in on the #Whole30 challenge (or just having delicious, healthy meals delivered to your home if you live in CA, AZ, or NV) Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podca...
Cinnamon Toast Coronavirus
March 11, 2020 10:00 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBHas Nicole ever been on the wagon? Can she survive a toilet paer shortage? (Absolutely not.) This week, the ladies are discussing Coronavirus (Nicole is terrified) and how more than one audience member has asked JMS if she has a certain disease. Of course, they also talk about food because they're fucking obsessed with it. Check out the ladies' social media for a discount code to ModelMeals.com to get in on the #Whole30 challenge (or just having delicious, healthy meals delivered to...
If You're at Turd, I'm a Turd
March 04, 2020 11:00 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBThe girls discuss how having an accountability buddy can backfire when you're a codependent food addict. It's a real look at their Whole 30 journey, a strict diet which they realize they began during National Eating Disorder Awareness Week. Check out the ladies' social media for a discount code to ModelMeals.com to get in on the #Whole30 challenge (or just having delicious, healthy meals delivered to your home if you live in CA, AZ, or NV) Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a ...
Jessica Michelle is Turning Into a Folded Up Paperclip
February 26, 2020 11:00 - 42 minutes - 38.5 MBWhat starts as an episode about CoronaVirus quickly turns into a conversation about food. Because, of course it does. Nicole has done CrossFit for exactly one day and she's already a fitness evangelist. Meanwhile, JMS contemplates an all hotdog diet. To try Eat the 80 meal delivery along with us, head to EatThe80.com and use code "NAMETHATPOD" for 30% off your first delivery. YUM YUM! Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them every Wednesday for a weekly c...
I Once Found an Entire Grandma in My Deep Dish Pizza
February 19, 2020 11:00 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MBThis week we have way less nudity but are somehow far more offensive. We talk about the Titanic, airline etiquette and we make terrible jokes about devastating tragedies because there was no deep dish pizza around to cope with our emotions. Not for the easily offended or anyone who hated the movie Titanic. #EatMyAss Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. JMS and ...
I'll See Your Asshole And Raise You Mine
February 12, 2020 11:00 - 44 minutes - 41 MBWhat starts out as an episode about the Oscars and Hollywood quickly turns into the ladies exposing the greatest assholes in the entertainment industry. Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. JMS and Nicole Aimée are outsourcing the final name of the podcast to listeners who can leave suggestions in their review on the iTunes podcast app. First round voting start...
Super Bowl and Super Bad Abandonment Issues
February 05, 2020 11:00 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MBThe ladies are talking about their dopplegangers, J Lo and Shakira's (no further questions please) performance at the Super Bowl and the backlash from people who shudder at the sight of women's skin. It takes a somewhat serious turn at some point where JMS gives a peak at how fucked up her abandonment issues have truly made her, still to this day. Enjoy! (?) Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drin...
Putting the "Dire" in Diarrhea
January 29, 2020 11:00 - 16 minutes - 15 MBLISTEN. This episode is a cop out. We know that. It's very short because we were in a time crunch getting Nicole to the airport and JMS was flying to Europe for a couple weeks the next day. HUMBLE BRAAAAAG!! They talk about diarrhea. Because, of course they do. They also talk about nerd culture/Comic Con and Harry Potter. Enjoy this brief episode recorded while driving. Back to our regularly scheduled program next week! GO LEAVE A NAME SUGGESTION! Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber...
Stop Trying To Be Polyamorous When You Just Want to Be a Slut
January 22, 2020 11:00 - 36 minutes - 33.7 MBThis week it's all about polyamory vs open relationships and the skepticism both women have about all relationships in general. They discuss threesomes, self worth and most importantly: sex dungeons as they wonder why the fuck anyone would want to have more than one serious relationship when it's hard enough to have one. Comedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. JMS ...
This Podcast Smells Like My Vagina
January 15, 2020 11:00 - 33 minutes - 30.3 MBComedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. This week the girls are talking all about Gwyneth Paltrow's company GOOP and the stupid clickbait candle that smells like her vagina. (It doesn't. Trust us. If her vagina smells like that candle she got a venereal disease from a Yoni Egg and she should see a real health professional ASAP.) JMS had a post go viral thanks to t...
Prozac & Glitter
January 08, 2020 23:20 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MBThis week the ladies are shitting on people who make a substance their entire personality. They talk about potheads and adderall addicts and people who think loving pizza is a personality trait. They ponder what their brand would be if they had to be defined by only three physical things each. What drugs are they prescribed to now? Which have they been? Should they apply to be part of the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile street team? (Yes, obviously.) All this and more on an episode where it's cl...
Nag-A-Thon! Also, JMS Drank Actual Cat Shit.
January 01, 2020 13:00 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MBComedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. The ladies are talking all about the start of the new year! Well, sort of. They're mostly going on about codependence and how JMS drank a steaming cup of shit. Happy (?) New Year! JMS and Nicole Aimée are outsourcing the final name of the podcast to listeners who can leave suggestions in their review on the iTunes podcast ap...
PLEASE! IT'S CHRISTMAS!
December 25, 2019 11:00 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MBComedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast! Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. Birthday cake for Jesus, the sad truth about Frosty, weird mall Santas and JMS tells Nicole about the time her mom got a DUI on Christmas Eve. All this and more fun, exciting and wholesome stories on this Christmas episode of Name That Pod! Enjoy your families! Nicole & JMS are hiding from theirs! JMS and Nicole Aimée are o...
Being a Hot Girl is Like Being a Tesla
December 18, 2019 11:00 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MBMaybe she's born with it. Maybe it's an absurd amount of filler. The ladies are talking about the age of the Instagram face and how they feel about the newest plastic surgery crazes. What would they get filled? What do they hate? What type of plastic surgery is acceptable for men to get? How do fish scales get so shiny? Will asymmetry become the standard for hot? New name suggestions: Karmic Hemorrhoids JMS and Nicole Aimée are outsourcing the final name of the podcast to listeners who c...
The Episode Where Nicole Shits Herself
December 11, 2019 11:00 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MBThe ladies are sick and cough into the mic incessantly while they talk about going on the road: Spirit Airlines is trash. Taking the bus isn't really that bad. People actually want to see female comedians. Workaholism and how much they love the road. Oh, and both of the ladies soil their underwear. New name suggestions: Mike Judge Likes Us JMS and Nicole Aimée are outsourcing the final name of the podcast to listeners who can leave suggestions in their review on the iTunes podcast app. ...
I Grouponed My Bush
December 04, 2019 14:00 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MBThe ladies are back talking about Nicole's bush and JMS's lice. What makes a bush a bush? How big can ingrown hairs get? Do women like it when men shave? Nicole tells us how all men get crabs (surprisingly, it's not from sleeping with either of them.) They discuss whether or not shaving your legs makes you ask sluttier. And we all discover whose vagina looks like Kathy Najimy's smile in the movie Hocus Pocus. New name suggestions: The Circle of Sick, Two Blobs, Two in the Bush JMS and N...
Thanksgiving: It's Not Just for Jive Turkeys!
November 27, 2019 11:00 - 34 minutes - 31.2 MBIt's Thanksgiiiiiiiving! We share our families turkey day traditions and we answer the age old question "Do Jews celebrate Thanksgiving?" once and for all. The ladies get horny for home furnishings. Homemade whipped cream, white trash green bean casserole, and what else we're thankful food besides food and dogs. Black Friday! Cyber Monday! New name suggestion: The Muddy Tire, Fresh Whipped Cream JMS and Nicole Aimée are outsourcing the final name of the podcast to listeners who can leav...
I Want an Open Casket Wedding
November 20, 2019 14:00 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MBComedians JMS and Nicole Aimée Schreiber have a new podcast coming your way soon. Join them every Wednesday for a weekly catch up sesh as they eat, drink and complain about a new topic. This week it's WEDDINGS! Do JMS and Nicole ever think about their weddings? Is it really that bad not being asked to be bridesmaid? Is every bride a nightmare? Should single people who have their wedding planned out on Pinterest be thrown into a river? Which one of the girls has a Pinterest board calle...