Two Filthy Nerds
204 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 48 ratingsA podcast where your favorite BFF comedians JMS & Nicole Aimée Schreiber deep dive into fandoms!
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Harry Potter #6 - The Book Was Better (WAY Better)
January 09, 2021 08:35 - 45 minutes - 41.2 MBThe Nerds rant about "Harry Potter and the Pick Another Title Because This Movie Had Almost Nothing To Do With the Half Blood Prince" NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy...
Harry Potter #6 - Finale!
January 06, 2021 09:15 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBThe Nerds decide that nothing gets you wetter than a good funeral in the finale of The Half-Blood Prince! But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Fake accents... NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — ht...
Harry Potter #6 - CH 25-27
January 02, 2021 08:36 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBDumbleDora the Cave Explorer... need we say more? But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: 2021 and all the good things it probably won't bring... NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle...
Harry Potter #6 - CH 22-24
December 30, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 60.8 MBHarry gets lucky with Slughorn, then he gets lucky with Ginny... boo, you horcrux... But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: The year that unfortunately was. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https...
Harry Potter #6 - CH 19-21
December 27, 2020 10:30 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBIts all right here in "Voldermort: A History" - we learn more about Voldybuns, and Nicole's clit comes to the rescue to track down Malfoy. But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Gifts! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Sup...
The Bachelorette - FINALE - w/ Special Guest: Leah Knauer
December 25, 2020 09:30 - 56 minutes - 51.5 MBAll good trash must come to an end - The Filthy Nerds celebrate Tayshia's love in our Bachelorette Finale We say goodbye to special guest host Leah Knauer and thank her for taking our Bachelorette #nerdginity NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Blac...
TFN Holiday Special (Part 2): DIE HARD! With Special Guest Josh Macuga
December 24, 2020 10:30 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MBIts Xmas time and JMS has never seen Die Hard! So take your shoes off, curls your toes, and SHOOT THE GLASS! Special guest Josh Macuga joins us to release the electromagnetic seal on Jessica's Die Hard hymen in this two part episode. Part 2 of our supersized holiday episode NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! ...
TFN Holiday Special: DIE HARD! With Special Guest Josh Macuga (Part 1 of 2!)
December 23, 2020 09:00 - 55 minutes - 50.9 MBIts Xmas time and JMS has never seen Die Hard! So take your shoes off, curls your toes, and SHOOT THE GLASS! Special guest Josh Macuga joins us to release the electromagnetic seal on Jessica's Die Hard hymen in this two part episode. Check your stocking tomorrow for Part 2 of this supersized holiday episode! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and...
The Bachelorette - RECAP - w/ Special Guest: Leah Knauer
December 21, 2020 09:33 - 34 minutes - 31.1 MBLeah joins the Filthy Nerds as they reflect on their journey losing their #nerdginity to The Bachelorette leading into this week's season finale. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com...
Harry Potter #6 - CH 16-18
December 19, 2020 08:34 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBYay! Christmas! Ugh, Percy! Foghorn Slughorn gets Foggier, but not Hornier. Meanwhile Ron gets dangerously horny,,, But first, we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Sex Ed! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at ...
The Bachelorette Ep 10 & 11 - w/ Special Guest: Leah Knauer
December 18, 2020 08:00 - 53 minutes - 49 MBWe cover both episodes in the penultimate week of our first ever season watching "The Bachelorette!" Over too soon or not soon enough? NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy...
Harry Potter #6 - CH 13-15
December 16, 2020 10:30 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBBaby Voldy is giving us all the red flags, everyone is getting their "snog" on, and Draco wand slaps Snape But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: "Hate Watching" NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — ...
Harry Potter #6 - CH 10-12
December 12, 2020 09:40 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBNicole is looking Gaunt, Ron is on the road to Brown town, and Katie Bell drops it like its hot But first a Quick Bitch and a mouth full of cookie dough. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redc...
The Bachelorette Ep 9 - w/ Special Guest: Leah Knauer
December 10, 2020 08:30 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBBennett is back and its quite the "world wind..." Also, reply to our tweets Ed! WTF? Nicole is ALL ABOUT IT. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations Advertis...
Harry Potter #6 - CH 7-9
December 09, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 63.7 MBHarry finally gets the panty dropping he deserves, Snape finally gets to hang his torture porn, and the Half Blood Prince is brewing up some good luck. But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Nicole's ultimate fetish- a man who can change a tire. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we be...
Harry Potter #6 - CH 4-6
December 05, 2020 14:52 - 50 minutes - 46 MBEveryone is in mortal peril and the government is recommending how to protect yourself from dark magic. We can relate... But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: The homeless NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this pod...
The Bachelorette Ep 8 - w/ Special Guest: Leah Knauer
December 04, 2020 08:00 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MBEazy come, Eazy Go... The Bachelorette says goodbye to our favorite and.. oh no are we actually getting attached to this show? NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/d...
We're Back! - Harry Potter #6 - CH 1-3
December 02, 2020 08:00 - 1 hour - 58 MBSome spoilers, some Sirius grieving, and then Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince BEGINS!!!! The Nerds are back and just as hilariously emotionally scarred as ever. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at ...
The Bachelorette Ep 7 - w/ Special Guest: Leah Knauer
November 28, 2020 20:00 - 46 minutes - 42.3 MBThis week on The Bachelorette- the floor is lava and Nicole is dry as a desert. Handy Hint: If you wanna get with the Filthy nerds... don't wear flip flops. Also... Harry Potter is returning this week! Stay tuned! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and ...
The Bachelorette Ep 6 - w/ Special Guest: Leah Knauer
November 20, 2020 20:09 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MBThe Nerds start stalking the contestants on social media as The Bachelorette returns to "normal" Nicole thinks everyone on this show sucks, except for Zach and Jordan('s asses) NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this pod...
The Bachelorette Ep 5 - w/ Special Guest: Leah Knauer
November 13, 2020 20:00 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MBNicole is finally learning how to love (to hate watch) The Bachelorette as Tayshia steps in and we see what a more normal season looks like. JMS threatens to submit Nicole to be a future contestant and Leah Knauer of Basic Witches is with us again as our boss Bach. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Fil...
The Bachelorette Ep 4 - w/ Special Guest: Leah Knauer
November 07, 2020 21:11 - 46 minutes - 42.1 MBSpecial guest and "Bachelorette" expert Leah Knauer is back to discuss the craziness that is Claire and Dale as we make way for a new Bachelorette. Nicole is still not having any of this nonsense. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matte...
"Halloween H20" w/ guest co-host Samantha Hale
October 31, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBIts our final "Halloween" episode and JMS's horror movie #nerdginity is no more. We Cover "Halloween H20: 20 Years Later" and its hard to know who was more afraid: JMS or guest co-host Samantha Hale's dog. But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Teen heartthrobs and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in tights... NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! ...
The Bachelorette Ep 3 - w/ Special Guest: Leah Knauer
October 30, 2020 07:00 - 42 minutes - 39 MBThe Batch is BACK! NICOLE RETURNS to lose her "Bachelorette" #Nerdginity with special guest Leah Knauer. JMS has been completely sucked in meanwhile Nicole is having exactly none of this show. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. ...
"Halloween" (2018) w/ guest co-host Samantha Hale
October 28, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 62.6 MB"Grandmother" is locked up in her bunker and JMS is at guest co-host Samantha Hale's torture chamber to endure another round of "Halloween." This time its the 2018 reboot that takes place 40 years after the events of the first movie. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witc...
"Halloween II" (1981) w/ guest co-host Samantha Hale
October 24, 2020 07:00 - 54 minutes - 50 MBMichael Myers is back for another hack at JMS's horror movie #Nerdginity Samantha Hale is back in the co-host chair to guide JMS through her deepest fears. But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Haunted House Season! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witche...
The Bachelorette Ep 2 - w/ Guest Co-host: Leah Knauer
October 23, 2020 07:00 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MBStrip Dodgeball, too many Blakes, and did JMS once date a contestant? That's right, Leah Knauer from "Basic Witches" is BACK and taking JMS deeper into Bacheloretteland NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at ...
"Halloween" (1978) w/ guest co-host Samantha Hale
October 21, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBSpecial guest co-host Samantha Hale is taking JMS's "Halloween" franchise #nerdginity. This month we'll be covering what Samantha dubs the four most important films in the franchise to date. Beginning with the one that started it all- 1978's "Halloween." But first, we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Scary Movies + JMS... a match made in her personal Hell... NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! ...
THE BOOK WAS BETTER: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
October 17, 2020 08:26 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MBThe book WAS better... but this is Nicole's favorite of the movies so far! But first, we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Vanity and Comedy NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filt...
The Bachelorette - It begins...
October 16, 2020 07:26 - 46 minutes - 42.6 MBJessica loses her Bachelorette #nerdginity in this premiere episode! With special guest Leah Knauer of the Basic Witches podcast. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-ner...
Harry Potter #5 - CH 36-38
October 14, 2020 07:00 - 54 minutes - 49.6 MBDumby Vs. Voldy - The final chapters of Order of the Phoenix! We wrap up "The Order" with phoenixes deep throating killing curses, Dumbledore dropping some knowledge on Harry, and the students gearing up for the coming war... But first a "Quick Bitch" - Nurse Ratched might have a point... NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Fa...
Harry Potter #5 - CH 33-35
October 12, 2020 07:11 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBJust two episodes left in Order of the Phoenix! Umbridge is filibusted by Sen-a-taur McConnell, Harry's Ball finally drops, and... all dogs go to heaven... But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Halloween! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Blac...
Harry Potter #5 - CH 30-32
October 02, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBGoodness Gracious, Grawp, OWLS, and Fire! But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: The Social Dilemma Also: NERD MERCH ALERT! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations ...
Harry Potter #5 - CH 27-29
September 23, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 59 MBDumbledore drops his big ol' Dumbledick and the Weasley twins go out with a bang, But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: R.I.P. R.B.G. Also: NERD MERCH ALERT! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcirc...
Harry Potter #5 - CH 24-26
September 19, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 56.9 MBWe get penetrated by Snape in this episode as Harry starts occlumency lessons and Nicole has HAD IT with Cho Chang. But first, a Quick Bitch on: Returning to The Comedy Store! Also: NERD MERCH ALERT! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Supp...
Harry Potter #5 - CH 22+23
September 16, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 60.9 MBThe Filthy Nerds visit St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and everyone's leaving in stitches. But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: FIRE! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! WAIT... don't... the hills are on fire. Also: NERD MERCH ALERT! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are wit...
High Tea w/ Katie Jayne Earl
September 13, 2020 07:05 - 55 minutes - 50.6 MB**SPOILER ALERT** In this very special High Tea with Harry Potter super fan Katie Jayne Earl from The Mowgli's, we start off with a MAJOR SPOILER that crept its way into Nicole's Instagram feed. If you're losing your #nerdginity along with Nicole and want to avoid to the spoiler, best to save this episode for a rainy day (which Katie Jayne Earl is sure to brighten up) and join us on the next episode when we return to Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! If you're sticking with us, enjoy...
Harry Potter #5 - CH 16-21
September 09, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 74 MBDumbledore's Army, Madame Maxime's curtains, and Cho's WAP: Wet-A** Punim But First: A time bending bitch about another magical world... Mushrooms! Also: MERCH ALERT! - Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-ne...
Harry Potter #5 - CH 12-15
September 02, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 63.7 MB*Hem Hem* - The time has come... Nicole gets her first major dose of uncut Umbridge... But first we have a quick bitch on the value of nerd culture! Also: MERCH ALERT! - Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group! At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-ne...
Filthy Fairy Tales: Vol. 1 - "Oh the Places You Won't Go!"
August 29, 2020 01:01 - 8 minutes - 7.57 MBIt's that time of the month! Aunt Nicole and Auntie Jessica present: "Filthy Fairy Tales" Tuck yourself in and let Aunt Nicole and Auntie Jessica read you a bedtime story. Two Filthy Nerds presents the first volume of a special monthly bonus episode of the pod! This week we are filthing up a classic - "Oh the Places You Won't Go!" by Dr. Sue Us Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the F...
Harry Potter #5 - CH 7-11
August 26, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 72.4 MBDumbledore for the defense - Jessica dreams about getting spit roasted by the Weasley twins - and Nicole is not impressed with Luna Lovegood... But first we "Run Our Filthy Mouths" about Jessica's triumphant return to live comedy, which of course devolves into a dissertation on boxed Mac and Cheese -- -- If you're lactose intolerant, skip to 15:25 to get straight to the Potter talk. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube t...
Harry Potter #5 - CH 1-6
August 19, 2020 07:00 - 1 hour - 69.4 MBWe're starting "The Order of the Phoenix" which means Dursleys, Dementors and WHO'S YOUR GOD-DADDY! Where's Voldy? What's an Metamorphmagus? Will Nicole finally find a husband with dead mommy issues? But FIRST - We run our filthy mouth on the semantics of being "childless." If that offends you... you can skip right to the Potter Talk at 11:20! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Fa...
THE BOOK WAS BETTER: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (The Movie)
August 12, 2020 07:00 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MBThis week we are once again stating the obvious: THE BOOK WAS BETTER. We get Nicole's reaction to The Goblet Of Fire movie. Before we get to the movie we run our filthy mouths for a #QuickBitch on International Female Orgasm Day SKIP to the 9 minute mark if you think that female orgasms are a lie invented by the government to destroy the fabric of the American family Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As...
Harry Potter #4 - Ch 33-37
August 03, 2020 17:11 - 2 hours - 133 MBVOLDEMORT IS BACK AND SO ARE HIS DEATH EATERS! What should be a final duel turns out to be just the beginning and Nicole loses her SHIT over who the "most faithful servant" working on the inside of Hogwarts turns out to be. At least Rita Skeeter has been shut the fuck up (quite literally). This episode has so much in it and JMS favorite book of the Harry Potter series has now become Nicole's favorite, as well. (So far...) Enjoy this recap of THE FINAL FIVE CHAPTERS of Harry Potter and the...
Harry Potter #4 - Ch 29-32
August 01, 2020 17:47 - 1 hour - 66 MBSWEET MOTHER OF MERLIN! Harry's having fever dreams that make Trelawney foam at the mouth! He sticks his nose and the rest of himself into Dumbledore's business in a deep sort of way (the Pensieve! Duh!) We find out exactly why Neville was so shook by the Cruciatus curse and most importantly: VOLDEMORT IS BACK AND SOMEONE IS DEAD!! Enjoy this recap of chapters 29-32 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! This week we're "Running Our Filthy Mouths" about Self-Help books! (Skip to around th...
Happy Birthday Harry Potter!
July 31, 2020 21:35 - 1 hour - 84 MBIt's Harry Potter's 40th Birthday and what better way to celebrate than by looking at his astrological chart (as long as some of the signs of other characters) with our hilarious friend Lisa Chanoux who co-hosts the incredible astrology podcast, "What's Your Sign?" We chatted a little about our own signs as well because obviously it wouldn't be Two Filthy Nerds if we didn't find some way to make it about ourselves! We loved this and think you will to!! Enjoy and GO LISTEN TO LISA'S PODCAST...
Harry Potter #4 - Ch 25-28
July 30, 2020 13:00 - 1 hour - 74.4 MBHarry finally quits being a bitch and decides to try Cedric's advice on figuring out the second task! Somebody needs to #MeToo Moaning Myrtle! We've got mermaids and grindylows! Sirius is BACK baby! (WHO'S YOUR GOD DADDY!??) And Mr. Crouch is acting very similar to JMS' aunt who has dementia. Enjoy this recap of chapters 25-28 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! This week we're "Running Our Filthy Mouths" about birthdays!! Specifically Jessica Michelle's which you can help her celebrat...
Harry Potter #4 - Ch 21-24
July 29, 2020 04:26 - 1 hour - 75.8 MBOh fuck! Dobby is BACK babbaaay! And he's working in the kitchen! He brought along Winky who looks similar to JMS and Nicole when either of them are depressed. The Yule Ball is announced so it's horny teenage anxiety all over the place. Harry waits too long to make a move so he's left scrambling along with Ron who clearly has NO idea how to talk to women. Hermione attends with Viktor Krum and drops her big beautiful clit on the TABLE when she walks in looking STUNNING. Rita Skeeter has direc...
Harry Potter #4 - Ch 17-20
July 26, 2020 20:10 - 1 hour - 65.1 MBNobody believes Harry didn't put his name in the Goblet of Fire and Ron is being a little bitch. We meet Rita Skeeter and she's an absolute monster. Harry gets a great hint about the first task and HOLY SHIT IT'S DRAGONS. He gets dealt the worst hand of the champions in the first task, because of course he does but then he Accio's everyone lips to kiss his sweet ass, as usual. Enjoy this recap of chapters 17-20 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! This week we're "Running Our Filthy Mou...
Harry Potter #4 - Ch 13-16
July 24, 2020 06:12 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBMad-Eye Moody turns Malfoy into a ferret! Unforgivable Curses! Beauxbatons and Durmstrang have arrived! THE GOBLET OF FIRE! Enjoy this recap of chapters 13-16 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! This week we're "Running Our Filthy Mouths" about men trying to date when they're unable to give the bare minimum and also wear a fucking mask for fuck sake. (Skip to around the 27:15 or so if you want to get straight to Potter Talk) Subscribe to our YouTube to see video pods and more! Two F...