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Two Filthy Nerds

204 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 48 ratings

A podcast where your favorite BFF comedians JMS & Nicole Aimée Schreiber deep dive into fandoms!

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Running Our Filthy Mouths: "Suck D!ck, Eat Queso"

May 05, 2021 15:27 - 21 minutes - 19.4 MB

There are a lot of things people in L.A. and Austin will never agree on, But everyone can agree that new motto for America should be: "Suck Dick, Eat Queso!" We're Running Our Filthy Mouths on Austin vs L.A. - the BBQ, the masks, and the sweet sweet queso. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns...

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2/2)

May 01, 2021 07:00 - 46 minutes

Part 2 of our last Indiana Jones adventure starts now! JMS and Nicole are Crystal Skull virgins no more! After all the face melting, heart ripping, eternal life giving adventures, people seem to think THIS movie "goes too far..." Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who ...

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2/2)

May 01, 2021 07:00 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MB

Part 2 of our last Indiana Jones adventure starts now! JMS and Nicole are Crystal Skull virgins no more! After all the face melting, heart ripping, eternal life giving adventures, people seem to think THIS movie "goes too far..." Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who ...

Running Our Filthy Mouths: Filthy Friday Catch Up Session

April 30, 2021 14:55 - 23 minutes - 21.5 MB

JMS is all moved in, Nicole is gearing up for her new "roomy," and Buddy had a bad day... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds...

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (1/2)

April 28, 2021 18:36 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MB

We're back to talk about a movie that most Indiana Jones fans pretend doesn't exist. That's right, its "Indiana Jones and the Wild Atomic Bomb Alien Adventure" ... also called "The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" and you know what.... WE LIKED IT! Fight Us. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns ...

Running Our Filthy Mouths: Oscars So Trite

April 28, 2021 13:51 - 20 minutes - 18.7 MB

Today we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Nicole not watching the Oscars and JMS telling her everything she did NOT miss... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Support this podcast at — https://...

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (2/2)

April 24, 2021 16:36 - 59 minutes - 54.4 MB

Nazis... We hate these guys... and we can't "let it go" ...Its part two of The Last Crusade! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-ne...

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1/2)

April 21, 2021 23:07 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MB

We're putting our archeology hats back on for the third (and some say best) Indiana Jones film. So grab your treasure maps and remember: X never marks the spot. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me...

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (2/2)

April 17, 2021 13:53 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MB

We're back with part 2 of "Temple of Doom" where the nerds teach all our male listeners a very important lesson about not double honking women's breasts. So hit the freezer, grab your chilled monkey brains, and enjoy more bugs, flaming hearts and casual 1980's racism than you can shake a torch at. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Ou...

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1/2)

April 14, 2021 04:23 - 53 minutes - 48.9 MB

We continue our Indiana Jones series with the first of two episodes on Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, which is also what JMS calls her... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Support t...

Running Our Filthy Mouths: "Self Made" Celebrities

April 13, 2021 20:27 - 23 minutes - 21.2 MB

Don't start the game on third base then claim you hit a home run, today we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Privileged "Self Made" Celebrities Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund me HERE Support this po...

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (Part 2/2)

April 10, 2021 19:45 - 53 minutes - 48.9 MB

We're back with part 2 of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" and its jam packed with more of our favorite things: alcoholics, borderline racism, and adorable Nazi monkeys! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our hearts go out to the family of Starburns Audio CEO Jason Smith who passed this March, please consider donating to his family's gofund ...

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (Part 1/2)

April 07, 2021 17:48 - 48 minutes - 44.1 MB

Nicole and JMS are hot for teacher in the first installment of our Indiana Jones series. Join JMS as she prepares her temple of doom to receive Dr. Jones' golden idol for the first time while Nicole relives one of her favorite movie franchises. We're no strangers to navigating giant balls, but even Hagrid's adventures with Aragog couldn't prepare us for Alfred Molina being covered in live tarantulas... Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscri...

Season 3 Premiere: Intro to Archaeology!

April 06, 2021 19:21 - 35 minutes - 32.8 MB

This season we have graduated from Hogwarts and begin classes with Dr. Indiana Jones at Marshall college! But fear not, even though we are older and wiser, we're still as filthy as ever. Enjoy this preview episode as we gear up for "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark" later this week. Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  NERD MERCH! - Available HERE! Our ...

Priori incanPODem: TBWB - The Deathly Hallows

April 05, 2021 17:22 - 50 minutes - 45.8 MB

Revisit the finale of the Harry Potter movie series. Yes, the books were ALL better, but we still enjoyed these last two movies including the weird naked Harry and Hermione sexual tension and the disappointing lack of Nicole's last spit roast daddy standing- professor Lupin. So enjoy this last rebroadcast as we graduate from Hogwarts and prepare to move to the archaeology department at Marshall College to study under Dr. Indiana Jones. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Su...

Priori incanPODem: TBWB - The Half Blood Prince

March 27, 2021 19:00 - 42 minutes - 38.8 MB

Why was this movie even called The Half Blood Prince? There's barely a mention of the Half Blood Prince. This was by far the most disappointing of the films. Extra Luna, Yay! Less Tonks, Boo... And NO Moaning Myrtle? This movie is as useless as the writers randomly burning the Burrow. The Book Was Better. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and cli...

Priori incanPODem: TBWB - The Order of the Phoenix

March 25, 2021 05:44 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MB

The movies start to hit their stride! This was Nicole's favorite book AND movie (at the time.) But we could have used more God Daddy, so, "The Book Was Better" NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https:/...

Priori incanPODem: TBWB - The Goblet of Fire

March 22, 2021 04:44 - 33 minutes - 31 MB

Why wasn't this TWO MOVIES??? Its twice as long as book seven! This movie was just the tip. No Dobby, AKA Nicole's clit. No WINKY!? Obviously... "The Book Was Better." NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at —...

Priori incanPODem: TBWB - The Prisoner of Azkaban

March 18, 2021 19:58 - 36 minutes - 33.1 MB

Its movie number three... its getting a little darker... its a good movie... but "The Book Was Better." NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations Advertising ...

Priori incanPODem: TBWB - The Chamber of Secrets

March 13, 2021 23:14 - 30 minutes - 27.8 MB

Enjoy this rebroadcast of "The Book Was Better" for the longest movie in the Harry Potter collection. But guess what? Length isn't everything. The book was still better. Side tangent: JMS relives her high school hockey glory days. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches...

Priori IncanPODem: TBWB - The Sorcerer's Stone (aka The Movie Episode)

March 10, 2021 08:00 - 44 minutes

While we're on break, enjoy these remastered revisits of our Harry Potter "The Book Was Better" episodes, starting with "The Sorcerer's Stone." In this remastered episode we officially named the pod, we announced what house Nicole had been sorted into, and we start to see Nicole's series long hatred of Ron. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and c...

Priori incanPODem: TBWB - The Sorcerer's Stone (aka The Movie Episodes)

March 10, 2021 08:00 - 43 minutes - 39.4 MB

While we're on break, enjoy these remastered revisits of our Harry Potter "The Book Was Better" episodes, starting with "The Sorcerer's Stone." In this remastered episode we officially named the pod, we announced what house Nicole had been sorted into, and we start to see Nicole's series long hatred of Ron. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and c...

GOODBYE, HARRY POTTER: Full Series Wrap-up

March 07, 2021 18:21 - 55 minutes - 50.4 MB

Do not pity the dead, pity the living. And above all, those who live without Harry-Mother-F***ing-Potter... This is it! The Filthy Nerds are graduating from Hogwarts and sharing their final thoughts on their year with the Harry Potter series. You may now send Nicole ALL the memes. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook gro...

Harry Potter #7 - The Book Was Better

March 03, 2021 08:00 - 49 minutes - 45.2 MB

Its our last Harry Potter "The Book Was Better" episode! And yes, the book WAS better... BUT... splitting the movie into two parts means they got a LOT right for a change. Still, we run our mouths on the cuts that bothered us the most, and all the awkward and unnecessary sexual tension? NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebo...

Running Our Filthy Mouths: Moving

March 03, 2021 03:54 - 22 minutes - 20.9 MB

As Harry Potter comes to a close the nerds say goodbye to their cohabitation in the Ravenclaw tower. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations Advertising Inqu...

Episode 100: Harry Potter #7 - Finale!

February 27, 2021 09:19 - 51 minutes - 47 MB

Holy snitch you guys! This is the end of the Harry Potter books! We finish "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" and bid adieu to the wizarding world. Stay tuned next week for our episodes on the final two movies! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and...

Harry Potter #7 - Ch 31-33

February 24, 2021 08:00 - 57 minutes - 52.9 MB

The end is near... JMS loses part of her wizard spit roast and Nicole realizes that she has a new favorite character... BUT FIRST! With only two episodes left of Harry Potter, we announce our next series! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Li...

Running Our Filthy Mouths: People Getting Hurt Online

February 24, 2021 01:55 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MB

WORLD STAR!!!!! Get your folding chairs ready cause we're Running Our Filthy Mouths on videos of people getting hurt. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations ...

Harry Potter #7 - Ch 28-30

February 20, 2021 08:06 - 1 hour - 63.7 MB

We get some steamy hot Dumbledore tea from Aberforth, the gang heads back to Hogwarts, and Snape gets shown the... window. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donat...

Running Our Filthy Mouths: Jobs that Blow

February 20, 2021 06:54 - 27 minutes - 25.4 MB

Rather than joining LinkedIn, we're riffing on our resumes. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Pri...

Harry Potter #7 - Ch 25-27

February 17, 2021 08:00 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MB

The time for mourning Nicole's clit is over, we're headed to Gringotts to snatch a horcrux from Bellatrix's red hot vault. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donat...

Running Our Filthy Mouths: Grandpa Joe and...

February 17, 2021 02:32 - 25 minutes - 23 MB

Think we can't get from Grandpa Joe in "WIlly Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" all the way to abortion? Hold our Butterbeers. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/do...

Harry Potter #7 - Ch 22-24

February 13, 2021 08:00 - 59 minutes - 54.1 MB

Warning: Nicole's clit takes one for the team escaping Malfoy manor and she is NOT okay. Then Voldy gets a firm grip on a dead man's wand. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-f...

Running Our Filthy Mouths: Booze

February 13, 2021 01:53 - 23 minutes - 21.1 MB

Today: a reasoned dissertation on the economic impact of... never mind, BOOZE! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcir...

Harry Potter #7 - Ch 19-21

February 10, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 58.7 MB

Ron finally saves the day (unless you ask Nicole) AND we announce the finalists for our next nerdy series! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations Advertisin...

Running Our Filthy Mouths: Valentine's Day

February 10, 2021 03:55 - 26 minutes - 24 MB

Do you think JMS and Nicole have any strong opinions on Valentine's day? Well settle in with your Valentine's snuggie and find out. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-ne...

Harry Potter #7 - Ch 16-18

February 06, 2021 14:43 - 40 minutes - 37 MB

Harry and Hermione carry on without Ron, and lets face it... they're probably better off... We also start to spill Dumbledore's steamy tea. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-f...

Running Our Filthy Mouths: Pelotons and Pussies

February 06, 2021 14:35 - 24 minutes - 22.8 MB

Today, instead of Running Our Filthy Mouths, we Peddle our filthy mouths about Nicole's new Peloton. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations Advertising Inqu...

Harry Potter #7 - Ch 13-15

February 03, 2021 08:00 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MB

We've got a mad eye on Umbridge. Surprise! Ron sucks at apparating. Ron pretty much sucks at everything. Bye Ron! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations Ad...

Running Our Filthy Mouths: Baths

February 03, 2021 04:01 - 23 minutes - 21.4 MB

This week on Running Our Filthy Mouths: JMS wonders if men take baths and Nicole is her own bath bomb... NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations Advertising...

Harry Potter #7 - Ch 10-12

January 30, 2021 08:00 - 49 minutes - 45.1 MB

Kreacher runs his filthy mouth, Lupin's got a pup on the way, and grab your polyjuice, we're storming the ministry! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations ...

Harry Potter #7 - Ch 7-9

January 27, 2021 09:01 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MB

Harry kisses his first snitch, its a nice day for a wiz wedding, and Hermione saves everyone's asses as usual. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations Adver...

Running Our Filthy Mouths: Memes

January 27, 2021 03:16 - 21 minutes - 19.8 MB

Memes! You get 'em. We don't want 'em. Except when we do. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Priva...

Harry Potter #7 - Ch 4-6

January 23, 2021 09:45 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MB

Characters are dropping like owls and the Weasely twins add some new wet holes. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redci...

Running Our Filthy Mouths: Vaccines

January 22, 2021 23:32 - 20 minutes - 18.7 MB

Today we Run Our Filthy Mouths on: Vaccines NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: ...

The Beginning of the End: Harry Potter Book 7! Ch 1-3

January 20, 2021 09:07 - 48 minutes

Its really happening. We've filthed our way to the final book of the Harry Potter Series. Voldybuns has got the band back together, we get some hot Dumby gossip, and, at last, our final dose of the Dursleys. But First: Brackets! Help us choose the next nerdy series for the girls to lose their #nerdginity to! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and...

Harry Potter #7 - Ch 1-3

January 20, 2021 09:07 - 45 minutes - 41.6 MB

Its really happening. We've filthed our way to the final book of the Harry Potter Series. Voldybuns has got the band back together, we get some hot Dumby gossip, and, at last, our final dose of the Dursleys. But First: Brackets! Help us choose the next nerdy series for the girls to lose their #nerdginity to! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and...

Running Our Filthy Mouths: The Dog Question...

January 20, 2021 04:43 - 24 minutes - 22.3 MB

This week we Run Our Filthy Mouths on Nicole's favorite hy-pet-thetical question... NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-filthy-nerds/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://r...

TFN Movie Night - The Man Who Fell to Earth

January 16, 2021 10:30 - 50 minutes - 46.1 MB

The Nerds are very sorry that they made anyone watch this movie. Warning: This film contains dangerously high levels of David Bowie's penis... NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/t...

TFN Movie Night - Labyrinth!

January 13, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 60 MB

This week we've got a double dose of David Bowie movies. First up: JMS loses her Goblin King crotch #nerdginity to "Labyrinth!" Stay tuned later this week for "The Man Who Fell to Earth" NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are witches and Black Lives Matter. Suppo...

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