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BISCUITS IN THE RAIN
July 21, 2021 19:09 - 1 minute - 1.33 MBA poem about artist girlfriend who's Spanish African temperament could turn from being a soft mistral breeze that gently caresses into violent blood raining Scirocco that tears the blossom from the trees slamming doors and smashing flower pots and hearts into pieces washing them down the drain like biscuits in the rain . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
FIRST BORN
July 09, 2021 06:08 - 2 minutes - 1.85 MBA poem written for a dear artist friend of mine describing the arrival of his brand new baby daughter a mortal miracle made from love . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Vanity
July 02, 2021 09:41 - 1 minute - 1.79 MBVanity? Is it a sin ? or just the selfish substance that we need in order to win?. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Femme Fatale
June 25, 2021 08:32 - 2 minutes - 2.46 MBThe femme fatale overrides all of our rationale her swan song is the sound we hear as our love boat runs aground and the final pheromone we scent is that of sulphur as we start to drowned . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
The Long Drop
June 24, 2021 16:53 - 2 minutes - 1.97 MBWilliam marwood's long drop solution brought about a revolution in the British Empires approach for delivering a more humane method of execution . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Samson
June 23, 2021 10:46 - 2 minutes - 1.98 MBThe loss of a lion's mane is similar to that of a man's hair as it recedes they both become a little timid and tame loosing pride and prowess both these mammals are now out of the mating game . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
SPARTACUS
June 16, 2021 08:43 - 4 minutes - 3.73 MBAfter the third slave uprising of Rome a hundred thousand men lay dead on the battlefield another six thousand slaves were crucified along the appian way and left to rot as carrion crow fodder also they were a lesson for anyone else minded to rebel against the might of Rome ; the appian way at that time was a freeway into the capital city . Bizzar to think that there are still 40 million slaves in the world today , Africa and Asia carrying the most at twenty five million , at the height of Br...
Spartacus
June 16, 2021 08:43 - 4 minutes - 3.73 MBAfter the third slave uprising of Rome a hundred thousand men lay dead on the battlefield another six thousand slaves were crucified along the appian way and left to rot as carrion crow fodder also they were a lesson for anyone else minded to rebel against the might of Rome ; the appian way at that time was a freeway into the capital city . Bizzar to think that there are still 40 million slaves in the world today , Africa and Asia carrying the most at twenty five million , at the height of Br...
Blue Gin
June 12, 2021 09:43 - 1 minute - 1.63 MBA short sketch about a friend who was always in the dry out clinic or a shrink clink where he would telephone and try to explain what his psychiatrist was doing , exasperatedly he would shout back that it was nothing to do with the drink !!. "Belfry" was the name for his depression a pet black bat . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Virgin Death
June 11, 2021 17:37 - 1 minute - 1.4 MBA musing about Lord Kitchener who's Sabre rattling speeches come sermons raised rampant applause back in Whitehall and Westminster whilst unfortunately his young Virgin soldiers were dying by 6000 a day , he had printed into their guide books for war , "avoid wine and women" meaning french prostitutes , with a life expectancy of 17 hours catching a little pox would have been the least of their worries . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Tattoo
May 31, 2021 07:44 - 3 minutes - 2.93 MBWhat was once a stamp for a tramp or cut of the criminal class is now adorning face and physique of aristocrat , royalty and supermodel chic . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Gentle Giants
May 27, 2021 13:04 - 3 minutes - 3.34 MBIt's about time the human realised that a tree is flesh and blood not just timber or a price of wood , these beautiful living entities give us shelter shade and our lifesaving breath ,without them we are condemning our selves to a curtain death --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
ELVIS
May 24, 2021 13:04 - 3 minutes - 3.05 MBA poem for the king of rock and roll he was born into extreme poverty raised in a shotgun shack but managed not only to break out of that but also to attack the apartheid of America he was one of the first to start singing the black man's blues , he went from busking as a bum on Beale Street to having the world worshipping at his feet --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Kangaroo
May 12, 2021 13:55 - 2 minutes - 1.87 MBThe english aristocrats are completely crazy one use to ride around his country estate on a giraffe dray and giant tortoises he kept every type of animal in his house this is a funny sketch about Thornton Harding the junior and his obsession with exotic pets he's building a kangaroo netball team . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Greta
May 03, 2021 10:02 - 2 minutes - 1.99 MBA poem about working with the ultra rich and how they think themselves so aloof from saving the planet they seem to spend all their time burning away resources with Lear jets and expensive yachts , never was so much given to so few by so many . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Hell Girl
May 01, 2021 10:44 - 2 minutes - 2.2 MBA musing for Lily's tenth birthday with leather jacket to match my own design of cause - mother not too keen I have a sneeking suspicion she'd like one too . By ten years of age kids of today are silicone valley sage a decade old an they're ready to fledge the family fold , far too cool for school they just let TiK ToK Rock an Rule !! . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
HELL GIRL
May 01, 2021 10:44 - 2 minutes - 2.2 MBA musing for Lily's tenth birthday with leather jacket to match my own design of cause - mother not too keen I have a sneeking suspicion she'd like one too . By ten years of age kids of today are silicone valley sage a decade old an they're ready to fledge the family fold , far too cool for school they just let TiK ToK Rock an Rule !! . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
HELL GIRL !!
May 01, 2021 10:44 - 2 minutes - 2.2 MBA musing for Lily's tenth birthday with leather jacket to match my own design of cause - mother not too keen I have a sneeking suspicion she'd like one too . By ten years of age kids of today are silicone valley sage a decade old an they're ready to fledge the family fold , far too cool for school they just let TiK ToK Rock and Rule !! . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
CHIQUITITA
April 29, 2021 18:36 - 1 minute - 1.39 MBA little Ditty for Unis the Philipino irish girl who worked at the crown hotel and blew the minds and trousers of all those old pensioners from the Harrogate rotary club . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
LESBIAN MAN.
April 29, 2021 08:24 - 1 minute - 1.72 MBA poem about an angry old septuaganrian who was released from his angst, after he being given a course of oestrogen hormone therapy to combat prostate cancer which also freed up his feminine side he's a much happier man now that he's let loose his lesbian libido . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Lesbian Man
April 29, 2021 08:24 - 1 minute - 1.72 MBA poem about an angry old man who was released from his angst after being given a course of oestrogen hormone therapy to combat prostate cancer which freed up his feminine side he's a much happier man now that he's let loose his lesbian libido . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Nirvana
April 27, 2021 08:37 - 2 minutes - 2.51 MBSetting off on a world tour in the late seventies was nothing like it is today there were no mobile phones or multimedia just the odd phone box for calls with your thumb and forefinger for transportation Hitchhiking thousands of miles around the globe taking years and years almost a decade to the point where many of us became wonderless with our own wanderlust , but still quite skilled in the art of conversation due to spending so much time spieling with strangers where way back when you had ...
MAFIA
April 24, 2021 19:36 - 1 minute - 1.82 MBA poem written about a mafia boss who was born in Le panier Marseille the last bastion of Beelzebub , he then rose to become France's ultimate crime Capo Di Capo lasting fifty years before being gunned down in Paris for an old corsican vendetta . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Mafia
April 24, 2021 19:36 - 1 minute - 1.82 MBA poem written about a mafia boss who was born in Le panier Marseille the last bastion of Beelzebub , he then rose to become France's ultimate crime Capo Di Capo lasting fifty years before being gunned down in Paris for an old corsican vendetta . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE MAFIA
April 24, 2021 19:36 - 1 minute - 1.82 MBA poem written about a mafia boss who was born in Le panier Marseille the last bastion of Beelzebub , he then rose to become France's ultimate crime Capo Di Capo lasting fifty years before being gunned down in Paris for an old corsican vendetta . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Fifty Shades of Grey
April 22, 2021 06:50 - 1 minute - 1.44 MBWhen you get to fifty something plus tax seemingly a sexy silver fox sporting those ashtray coloured locks you may want to forget about the fifty shades of grey and perhaps think of putting your sex pistols away . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Oxfam
April 21, 2021 05:22 - 3 minutes - 3.38 MBThe Oxfam shop or "The dead man's drop" is an essential part of our high street culture we all of us at some stage find ourselves sifting through their silt as if stroking and smelling the scents and spirits of our past relatives like some lost and found bric-a-brac burial ground we old elephants come to rummage around amongst the bones and skin of our not so long ago departed kin. Unfortunately all the objects mentioned in this musing is what I have purchased and given away to friends and fa...
A COLD CADAVER STARE
April 10, 2021 15:23 - 2 minutes - 2.22 MBUpon seeing a cold cadaver staring back people tread in fear of the dead circling round as though it be some spectral apparition of dread . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Death
April 10, 2021 15:23 - 2 minutes - 2.22 MBUpon seeing a cold cadaver staring back people begin to timidly tread in fear of the dead circling round as though it be some spectral apparition of dread . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
True Blue
April 09, 2021 07:28 - 2 minutes - 2.09 MBThe British boarding schools were without doubt what built the British Empire, anyone subjected to this kind of brutal cruelty or treatment could easily subjugate a sufferance over someone else especially another nationality creed which the British empire managed to achieve for a few hundred years each school had peculiar traits Eton used to be famous for its flage Friday where boys would be placed onto a birching block and thrashed. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-ri...
A FEUDAL FEW
April 09, 2021 07:28 - 2 minutes - 2.09 MBThe British boarding schools were without doubt what built the British Empire, anyone subjected to this kind of brutal cruelty or treatment could easily subjugate a sufferance over someone else especially another nationality creed which the British empire managed to achieve for a few hundred years each school had peculiar traits Eton used to be famous for its flage Friday where boys would be placed onto a birching block and thrashed. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-ri...
RAINBOWS END
April 07, 2021 21:45 - 3 minutes - 2.81 MBSetting off on a world tour in the seventies was nothing like today no mobiles or telephones and just your thumb and forefinger as transport , hitchhiking thousands of miles around the globe took you years and years almost a decade untill you almost became wanderless . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Spittle and Spume
April 03, 2021 10:23 - 2 minutes - 2.45 MBListening to these waffling old windbags wheezing about saving our world , those who quaff down expensive wine squandering fifty pounds a glass and then dare to set the price of carbon capture at three pounds a ton and this to save your granddaughter or grandson ?. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE MUSTANG
April 01, 2021 09:24 - 2 minutes - 2.26 MBMustang men in middle aged look like mirages of their former selves , once they were war-faced warriors now they've become warfarin worries , they use to be part of the Friday night fever disco scene today they're scared of cottage pie and cholesterol cream. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Mustang
April 01, 2021 09:24 - 2 minutes - 2.26 MBMustang men in middle aged look like mirages of their former selves , once they were war-faced warriors now they've become warfarin worries , they use to be part of the Friday night fever disco scene today they're scared of cottage pie and cholesterol cream. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Mustang Men
April 01, 2021 09:24 - 2 minutes - 2.26 MBMustang men in middle aged look like mirages of their former selves , once they were war-faced warriors now they've become warfarin worries , they use to be part of the Friday night fever disco scene today they're scared of cottage pie and cholesterol cream. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Love Lost
March 29, 2021 20:53 - 1 minute - 1.09 MBA poem written for a woman who lost the love of her life then tried to replace and replicate her lost fate only to end up living in some dreadful union of hate . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
LOST LOVE.
March 29, 2021 20:53 - 1 minute - 1.09 MBA poem written for a woman who lost the love of her life then tried to replace and replicate her lost fate only to end up living in some dreadful union of hate . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
White Death
March 25, 2021 17:36 - 2 minutes - 1.91 MBA poem about my father's time aboard a super cruise liner where all the old badgers caught a virus very similar to Covid and almost died . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
The Hangover
March 21, 2021 22:46 - 2 minutes - 2.37 MBA whale song dream turns out to be the squealing brake drums of a distant dust truck it's sound distorted by gusting wind singing through ginnel and garret , bin lids cymbal into the sensitivity of your sobriety announcing the arrival of an unwanted monday morning's anxiety. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
A Promised Land
March 19, 2021 09:03 - 3 minutes - 2.81 MBA poem for Katy on reception who drives ever man crazy by giving them a glimpse of the promised land only then to watch gleefully as they walk towards her straight into a paradise of quicksand . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Foxy
March 14, 2021 16:42 - 1 minute - 1.72 MBA short poem for Todd's forth birthday his name means the fox although the only thing I've seen him foraging for are chocolate lollipop from the icebox . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
TODD FOXY FISHER
March 14, 2021 16:42 - 1 minute - 1.72 MBA musing for my godson Todd which means fox although I haven't seen him foraging apart from in the fridge for ice-cream and lollipops . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
FOXY
March 14, 2021 16:42 - 1 minute - 1.72 MBA short poem for Todd's forth birthday his name means the fox although the only thing I've seen him foraging for are chocolate lollipop from the icebox . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Buddha Girl
March 14, 2021 14:11 - 2 minutes - 2.09 MBOur green karma Queen casts her svelt shadows over the obstinate boulder brained beast lighting her alternative pathway towards a spiritual sentient sanctuary . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
JEANINE
March 14, 2021 14:11 - 2 minutes - 2.09 MBOur green karma Queen casts her svelt shadows over the obstinate boulder brained beast lighting her alternative pathway towards a spiritual sentient sanctuary . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Robin hood
March 14, 2021 07:07 - 2 minutes - 2.28 MBA poem about the most famous tree in all of history "Robin Hood's Royal Oak" , a thousand years of living monumental mystery with empty holes and hollow the winter winds howl through creating such a mournful sound of sorrow . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Black Rod
March 01, 2021 17:57 - 1 minute - 1.83 MBA birthday poem for Neno, I call it Black Rod because for the first time in Britain's Parliamentary history this position of spiritual and temporal power has been handed over to a woman the willow may look soft and gentle but inside lies a heart of oak stronger than a yard arm of English oak . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
SEVEN SHADES OF SIN .
March 01, 2021 09:59 - 2 minutes - 2.32 MBA preacher man told to me that all of us come pre packaged with the seven shades of sin which are basically our primitive seven instincts of survival that we needed whilst hunter gathering on the savage African Savannah through evolution and ecclesiastical endeavours we have been trying to adapt our mammalian species to a more sacred sentient state of being ever since . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Seven
March 01, 2021 09:59 - 2 minutes - 2.32 MBA preacher man told to me that all of us come pre packaged with the seven shades of sin which are basically our primitive seven instincts of survival that we needed whilst hunter gathering on the savage African Savannah through evolution and ecclesiastical endeavours we have been trying to adapt our mammalian species to a more sacred sentient state of being ever since . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message