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568 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago -I have been scratching scribe to script and burning tallow onto table in order to bring you a fabulously free A to Z of life's mystery
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COVID CONFUSION
September 27, 2020 18:36 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MBWearing masks in the covid-19 is causing terrible conversational confusion, whilst at a recent coffee bar I was listening to two old English people speaking from behind masks to a young Portuguese girl the simple order turned into a comedy of errors or Covid Confusion it didn't help by stating on the menu that kids eat for free after three, you're asking for your metaphors to be mixed ,it's so difficult I remember when I first went to France and tried to buy a 2 CV car the woman's daughter ...
TATTOO YOU
September 25, 2020 13:01 - 2 minutes - 2.17 MBWhat was once a stamp for a tramp or cut of the criminal class is now adorning face and physique of aristocrat , royalty and supermodel chic . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE TRAVELLER
September 20, 2020 15:14 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MBSetting off on a world tour in the seventies was nothing like today no mobiles or telephones and just your thumb and forefinger as transport , hitchhiking thousands of miles around the globe took you years and years almost a decade untill you almost became wonderless . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Ground Zero
September 16, 2020 14:06 - 2 minutes - 2.19 MBThe financial crisis of covid-19 has caused devastation around the world it almost feels like some sort of political pretence monopoly money trillions of dollars in quantitative easing and financial freezing , but it's nothing new the bank of England in 1742 was built out of financial failure issuing Consols obviously to console the terrified soul of an investor . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE.
August 30, 2020 13:22 - 2 minutes - 2.07 MBA musing about walking into the old post office Harrogate which was like stepping back into to another time , falling out of sync I was quickly brought back into line as though i had committed some sort of terrible crime by crossing over some imaginary line that had long since been shuffled away by shoe and the wearing of time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
A VIRGIN DEATH
August 26, 2020 09:26 - 1 minute - 1.44 MBA poem about lord Kitchener's sabre rattling speeches/sermons,his soldiers were dying at the rate of 6000 a day aged between 16-18, he had printed into their war guide books that they must avoid wine and women meaning prostitutes, with a life expectancy of 17 Hours catching a little pox would have been the least of their worries. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Virgin
August 26, 2020 09:26 - 1 minute - 1.54 MBA poem about lord Kitchener's sabre rattling speeches come sermons his soldiers were dying at the rate of 6000 a day aged between 16-18, he had printed into their war guide books that they must avoid wine and women meaning prostitutes and drink with a life expectancy of 17 Hours catching a little pox or slaughtering a little sobriety would have been the least of their worries . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
BLUE BLOODS
August 24, 2020 20:51 - 2 minutes - 1.99 MBBlue bloods are quite simply mad , they treat normal reality as some sort of bland banality rules don't exist and the rest of the mortality is merely kept around to entertain them in constant joviality. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Ragman Rockefeller
August 18, 2020 21:25 - 1 minute - 1.78 MBA poem about an old rag and bone man who started out with just a horse and cart then after a life of skinflinting strife became very rich but even after acquiring weath still retained his beggar man roots and rhetoric. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
The Bee's Knees
August 16, 2020 16:04 - 2 minutes - 1.87 MBThe birds and bees are leaving their flowers and trees to join us in order to lap up our left overs they'll hardly be floaty lite on the breeze after eating our fast food of sleaze . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE BEE'S KNEES
August 16, 2020 16:04 - 2 minutes - 1.87 MBThe birds and bees are leaving their flowers and trees to join us in order to lap up our left overs they'll hardly be floaty lite on the breeze after eating our fast food of sleaze . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
M'ALICE IN THUNDERLAND.
August 14, 2020 16:55 - 1 minute - 1.46 MBA poem I wrote for an innocent angelic little girl called Alice, who when tempered up turned into a hell's angel swinging war hammers and anything else she could lay her hands on. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
M'ALICE IN THUNDERLAND
August 14, 2020 16:55 - 1 minute - 1.61 MBA poem I wrote for an innocent angelic young woman called Alice who when tempered up turned into a hell's angel swinging war hammers and anything else she could lay her hands on . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
TWO CREAM TEAS
August 13, 2020 19:50 - 2 minutes - 2.03 MBA poem about the complacency of people when you mention the world temperature rise of two Degrees you may as well be talking about Two Cream Tea's. Let's hope covid 19 wakes up our world leaders !! . #love#instagood#fashion#photooftheday#beautiful#art#happy#photography#cute#like4like#follow#selfie --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
BIG JUDD.
August 12, 2020 20:08 - 1 minute - 1.74 MBIn the 1980s Yorkshire towns were all male prowess, which usually ment attempting a liquid suicide of drink each night to show your tribe what a man you were. It ended with some terrible casualties. The Yorkshire accent is extremely harsh and to most people I would think almost incomprehensible. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
A SERMON OF A SQUIRREL.
August 09, 2020 21:34 - 1 minute - 1.8 MBCovid 19 . As seen through the eyes of a squirrel. Watching the squirrels fighting for scraps from the dustbins whilst under lock down ,they appear so confident without us I think possibly the only thing they'd miss about our disappearance would be the leftovers of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
MACHO MAN
August 08, 2020 12:44 - 1 minute - 1.63 MB20 years ago it came as quite a shock when someone we knew became bisexual especially as they'd been such a lady killer and then became such a man eater, still what then seemed such a big squeal is now an every day done deal. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
SCREAMING TOMATOES.
August 06, 2020 19:20 - 1 minute - 469 KBAn English king's breakfast could consist of swine flesh, various embryos fungi ,congealed fried blood , kippers, herring's, pike , roach snipe bird, woodcock, venison, cockles or pilchards . Thinking about the Buddhist belief of reincarnation wouldn't it be a devine justice if these gargantuan gluttonous came back as screaming red tomatos. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
AN ARTIST.
August 01, 2020 14:37 - 2 minutes - 1.9 MBA musing for an artist girlfriend that I used to live with in Barcelona, At the time when she told me that she was a suffragette sacrificing love and life for the sake of her art , I thought her to be a pompous spoilt brat, but now in my mendicant cell scratching scribe to script I can fully understand her state of mind. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE ARTIST
August 01, 2020 14:37 - 2 minutes - 1.9 MBA musing about an artist girlfriend that I lived with in Barcelona Spain at the time I couldn't understand what she ment when she use to say that she was a spiritual suffragette sacrificing love and life for her art I did use to think her a pompous pretentious spoilt brat. Now after 5 months of lockdown living as a mendicant monk in my own solitary confinement I'm beginning to understand her state of mind . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
REVOLTING.
July 31, 2020 16:26 - 28 seconds - 223 KBTwo haiku poems , TEAR DROP shows how a tsunami can start from the slightest ripple and REVOLTING, a poem on how if you distract the populous by giving them a spectacular of something revolting as with the circus maximus Rome's Colosseum. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
CUCKOO.
July 31, 2020 13:18 - 1 minute - 1.37 MBMedieval doctors dressed as huge birds with long beak's believing that the soul was delivered and taken by birds in an avian transmigration , i.e Stalk''s, babies, Raven's = devils, Cookoo's maladies + madness etc. Loosing a family member to cancer a small egg shaped lump seems to hatch into some vulturous bird. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
RUBY.
July 30, 2020 08:32 - 1 minute - 1.4 MBA musing for a girl called RUBY the teenage dream queen that's been hand made in heaven and cat walks around us to a size seven. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE TRUTH
July 25, 2020 20:47 - 2 minutes - 1.99 MBThe human hunter gatherer brain is so very hard to truth train but maybe not so using the new silicon scopolamine dream . #love#instagood#fashion#photooftheday#beautiful#art#happy#photography#cute#like4like#follow#selfie --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
A SECOND HAND LOVE.
July 24, 2020 18:18 - 1 minute - 1.44 MBLove is like a jumble sale some thing can seem so old worn out and threadbare, untill you try it on then find it fits perfectly and is still very much in fashion . #love#instagood#fashion#photooftheday#beautiful#art#happy#photography#cute#like4like#follow#selfie --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
Lust
July 21, 2020 13:17 - 1 minute - 1.41 MBA short poem about lust, that seemingly deadly sin, that if the devil be shamed and the truth told it's an instinctive desire that we all behold . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE WAR !!.
July 19, 2020 12:31 - 1 minute - 1.78 MBA short sketch I wrote about a Christmas bash with the old deaf relatives , cooking programs and war movies talking between both parents and channels. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
VOODOO DAWN.
July 18, 2020 20:21 - 1 minute - 1.76 MBIf ever you have a drink with a witch make sure you leave that very night , in the morning you may find yourself wet shaved of every hair,.and naked to a gravestone,with a furry little pussy cat purring out your name --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
SPRING CLEANING.
July 18, 2020 11:08 - 57 seconds - 915 KBA musing written for Lily age 3 and her mother , who keeps on throwing her pet's back into nature on a weekly spring clean. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
SILK PURSE SOWS EAR.
July 16, 2020 08:52 - 1 minute - 1.71 MBmusing about two relative's who should never have entered into a relationship due to their personalities and persuasions being completely different fortunately we now we have the internet to marry our sensual selections together --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
BLOOD RAIN.
July 09, 2020 09:28 - 1 minute - 1.22 MBA poem about a young Spanish /African artist who could be as gentle as a mistral breeze or more ferocious than a Scirocco wind bringing you fire and blood rain. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
PRIDE.
July 06, 2020 20:15 - 1 minute - 1.23 MBAnother one of our seven deadly sins or seven survival instincts a slightest prick our precious Pride and we feel so wounded . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
GREED.
July 03, 2020 20:57 - 1 minute - 1.4 MBGreed a deadly sin or our second instinct of survival the need to succeed very much involves greed especially in a hunter gathering situation. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE KISS OF DEATH
June 30, 2020 20:11 - 50 seconds - 396 KBA poem come prayer for Noel who died in child birth and never got a chance of life, If ever you've been close to someone who's lost a new born ,then you do feel if it were possible you would swap souls with them . #love#instagood#fashion#photooftheday#beautiful#art#happy#photography#cute#like4like#follow#selfie --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE MINUTE PAST MIDNIGHT TRAIN
June 28, 2020 13:23 - 2 minutes - 2.18 MBA poem about leaving behind the industrial Revolution of Sheffield at 19 . The Armageddon come apocalypse, I left on a minute past midnight train and never look back, the same could be seid to the young people of today , free yourselves of this synthetic slavery!!. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE MIDWIFE
June 27, 2020 20:33 - 1 minute - 1.71 MBTHE MIDWIFE CRISIS. Middle aged men and their midlife crisis all dreaming of blood lining a black widow motor bikes into a hot sexual sun , so many of my friends have hit fifty and gone in Search of sexual adventure ,the male menopause is just as dangerous as the female . #love#instagood#fashion#photooftheday#beautiful#art#happy#photography#cute#like4like#follow#selfie --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
AN ODE TO A TOAD
June 26, 2020 09:36 - 1 minute - 1.57 MBOliver Cromwell said to his portrait artist , Paint me warts and all, he had the skin of and old toad. After his death his body was exhumed and hung at Tyburn ,then his head was decapitated and placed outside Westminster palace the parliament he'd spilt so much blood to put into place and power, I've purposely placed thy, thyn ,doth yon old archaic English which in rural Yorkshire communities is still in common use . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE BOHEMIAN FUGITIVES
June 22, 2020 17:30 - 1 minute - 1.25 MBA poem written for two old Bohemians who through reckless behaviour in younger year did destroy the fragile entity of love , and are now left with just the ghost of her to haunt their old hearts . #love#instagood#fashion#photooftheday#beautiful#art#happy#photography#cute#like4like#follow#selfie --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE KILLING OF MRS MAPLE.
June 13, 2020 13:22 - 1 minute - 1.5 MBA short poem written about the savagery Of humans towards mother nature scaring her face with our callous hands of cruelty but she will soon shake us fleas into infinity and once again reclaim her beauty. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
G-SPOT
June 11, 2020 15:41 - 2 minutes - 2.05 MBA musing about the catastrophic cosmetic surgery the surgeons hang Picasso paintings onto the walls of their Hollywood halls and some even reproduce them in the flesh. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
MEDALLION MEN
June 07, 2020 16:56 - 1 minute - 1.43 MBMedallion men in middle-aged look like a mirage of theory former selves once they were war-faced warrior s have now they've become warfarin worries uncle Horice was a lion of a man bull necked with barrel chest who wore Farah flared trousers and a mafia coat with a double breast . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
A MID-WIFE CRISIS
June 05, 2020 16:46 - 1 minute - 1.69 MBMiddle aged men and their midlife crisis all dreaming of blood lining a black widow into a hot sexual sun --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
A-Z OF SEXUALITY
June 04, 2020 16:36 - 1 minute - 889 KBThere's now a full alphabetical list of varying genderization's so very difficult no wonder most of the population leave it to a computer dating site to marry us together --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
A-Z SEXUALITY
June 04, 2020 16:36 - 1 minute - 889 KBThere's now a full alphabetical list of varying genderization's so very difficult no wonder most of the population leave it to a computer dating site to marry us together --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
MISSION BELL
June 02, 2020 19:33 - 3 minutes - 1.61 MBA short piece of piano music I wrote about the Innocence of a young child's mind and how hallowed docterines must sound to them like serious nursery rhymes, hence why I've thrown in a few holy hollow forth's and fifths Church intervals I've saved you the sufferance of lilting lyrical my voice as with this old piano have seen better days. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
MISTRAL WOMAN
June 02, 2020 09:45 - 1 minute - 1.16 MBA poem about a young Spanish /African artist who could be as gentle as a mistral breeze or more ferocious than a Scirocco wind bringing you fire and blood rain. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE SAPIEN MACHINE.
June 01, 2020 16:40 - 1 minute - 1.61 MBA poem about a preacher who told us that everyone comes with the seven instincts of sin prepackaged within. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE LAZARUS OF LOVE
May 30, 2020 09:04 - 1 minute - 479 KBA poem about two old bohemians who destroyed that fragile entity of love which now lies dead, resurrecting only briefly as rainbows from the storm clouds of their souls --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE FEMME FATALE
May 28, 2020 21:16 - 2 minutes - 2.33 MBThe fatal pheromone of the femme fatale can be so alluring in scent and sound of the siren for both men and women they're highly dangerous. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
LSD
May 24, 2020 21:08 - 1 minute - 1.48 MBThe building blocks of life are made from nucleic acids , Lysergic acid has also been around since the dawn of time doubtless it would have been eaten by our early primate mammalian species increasing hallucinogenic and conscious brain capability hence where the homo sapiens may have got their jump start . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message