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568 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago -I have been scratching scribe to script and burning tallow onto table in order to bring you a fabulously free A to Z of life's mystery
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SAMSON
March 03, 2023 22:35 - 2 minutes - 1.98 MBThe loss of a lion's mane is similar to that of a man's hair as it recedes they both become a little timid and tame loosing pride and prowess both these mammals are now out of the mating game . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
SERMON OF A SQUIRREL.
March 03, 2023 08:14 - 1 minute - 1.8 MBCovid 19 as seen through the eyes of a squirrel watching them fighting for scraps from the dustbins whilst under lock down ,they appear so confident without us , I think possibly the only thing they'd missed about our absence is possible the leftovers of Ben and Jerry's ice cream . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
SCOTCH BROTH
March 02, 2023 13:49 - 2 minutes - 1.93 MBA poem i wrote for the fire and brimstone preacher who baptised me in an ice water stone trough a wild religious Celt with raven hair alabaster skin and husky dog blue eyes a true blood line of the ancient Bretagne . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
TRUTH
March 01, 2023 21:51 - 2 minutes - 2.37 MBThe human hunter gatherer brain is so very hard to truth train but maybe not if you start using the new silicon scopolamine dream and drip feed it daily with some digital dopamine served up from our omnipresent Turing machine. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
NAME AND SHAME
March 01, 2023 20:10 - 1 minute - 1.69 MBA musing about giving your offspring a strong polysyllabic sounding name something to inspire them to aspire towards fortune and fame . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE MINUTE PAST MIDNIGHT TRAIN.
March 01, 2023 07:52 - 2 minutes - 1.88 MBA poem about leaving behind the industrial Revolution of Sheffield at the age 19 . The Armageddon come apocalypse of the first industrialised disaster I left behind catching the minute past midnight train and i never look back, the same could be seid to the young people of today , free yourselves of this synthetic silicon slavery!! and seek out the natural world . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
GABRIEL.
February 28, 2023 07:53 - 1 minute - 1.17 MBA poem for Neno who used to be a winged traveler in her younger days but now since having a baby daughter Lily named after the immortal horn of Gabriel she doesn't feel the need to leave this earthly piece of ground she has discovered the destiny for which she was bound . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
A FRIEND IN NEED
February 26, 2023 07:30 - 1 minute - 1.69 MBI wrote this little ditty after listening to a dear friend who's a lay preacher telling me that i may not be entering into the kingdom of heaven , i answered by stating that i did not want to go to heaven and he asked why surprised stating did i want to go to hell ? , i mentioned i would be quite happy to remain in limbo or purgatory rather than enter into the either where billions upon billions of souls from our past bitter waring human beings would be residing ; after experiencing the enorm...
THE LION THING.
February 24, 2023 05:20 - 1 minute - 1.84 MBLooking at my Godson watching The Lion king I cast my mind back to my childhood when I first saw a pathetic beast that was being used as a pet come guard dog in a scrap yard , chained toothless clawless and castrated it this lion died of pneumonia due to coldness and cruelty ,man should leave these beautiful beasts on the Savannah where they belong . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE BOOZE BROTHERS
February 23, 2023 20:33 - 3 minutes - 33.7 MBThe booze has dammed the soul of many a Keltic kin once upon a life time ago we were the Gunga Din. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE OLD COLONIAL
February 19, 2023 09:30 - 2 minutes - 2.19 MBOld Colonials talk of empire its quite shocking how they used to think of human beings as nothing more than chattels not just the natives but also the white workers and soldiers such as my old father now 95 years of age he told me during his time in India just after the second world War protecting the British Raj who also looked upon him as a SLAVE OF EMPIRE . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE LAST BOHEMIAN
February 18, 2023 11:00 - 11 minutes - 5.16 MBA eulogy I wrote for a dear friend of mine who to me will always be the last bohemian fugitive, an artist for more than 65 years a very impressive figure who change my life for the better with his mindful mentoring. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
PROFUMO
February 10, 2023 17:04 - 3 minutes - 3.33 MBThe swinging sixties a sexpionage spy scandal took place called the Profumo Affaire unfortunately two of its players were amateurs and didn't know what the rules of the spy game were ; one was sacrificed as a scapegoat and the other Christine Keeler lived life under a long dark shadow until she died and all because they were enlisted by MI5 into taking part in a Russian honey trap for Queen and country which went dramatically wrong . Dr Steven Ward a brilliant osteopath and gifted portrait a...
FRANKENSTEIN
February 09, 2023 22:35 - 2 minutes - 1.97 MBMy words may seem callous and cruel but then they are the comments collected from the clientele who share café space with these poor disabled individuals , by the grace of good fortune there walk we . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE FRUITARIAN FUNDAMENTALIST
February 09, 2023 07:40 - 2 minutes - 2.29 MBWalking into a very expensive veggie vegan boutique i listened to the sermon of a spiritual salesman it felt as if you we're about to sign papers for adoption the high priest of the Celtic druids worshipped his wild woodland produce I got the uneasy feeling that my blood was going be sacrificed under an oak tree called Zeus after i touched a sacred sprig of his mistletoe obviously punishable by pain of death . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-ric...
PRECIOUS PRIDE
February 05, 2023 23:29 - 1 minute - 1.48 MBA prick of our precious pride is all that's needed to derail and deride our sensibility into taking a walk back onto its wild side. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE SOUL
February 04, 2023 08:16 - 2 minutes - 1.89 MBThe ghost in our mortal machine is like a spiritual symbiotic twin that collaborative companion that shares our secular sin so silently from within accompanying us from a womb to the tomb an then ultimately giving evidence in our final doom . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
GLUTTONY
February 02, 2023 12:33 - 1 minute - 1.84 MBI was quite horrified to read that the human is responsible for the slaughter of three billion aninmals each day i wrote the poem in a pompous manner after listening to a hunter talking about his blood sports, he truly belived it tobe his righteous privalage to kill similar to royalty and the religious who once regularly pleasured their pallets with the flesh of endangered animals with some still doing so today after buying a licence from secret African auction houses in many poorer countries...
GREED
February 01, 2023 19:19 - 1 minute - 1.4 MBToday the cardinal sin that we call greed was ultimately born out of the necessity for us to gorge and feed whilst trying to out run a savage predatory rival in what was the flight or fight of our stone age survival, greed also ment that we could sire and seed across a much stronger lineage to the next burgeoning member of our breed; later religion took over the lead and ordained that its newly found christian creed should be brought to heel and made to heed in order that it's gluttonous heat...
VANITY
February 01, 2023 07:50 - 1 minute - 1.62 MBVanity? Is it a sin ? or just the selfish substance that we need in order to win?. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
TEN CIGARETTES TILL DAWN
January 31, 2023 19:18 - 1 minute - 1.39 MBShe read mien kampt and the marquis de sade a sexual psychopath who fell asleep leather clad, A blood letting Banshee of tormenting torture That gave no clemency an no quarter , She had an iQ of above one hundred and twenty two a dipsomaniac who would tremble you to the DTS and night sweat you to a cold freeze. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
CUCKOO
January 31, 2023 14:58 - 1 minute - 1.5 MBMedieval doctors use to dress up as huge birds with long beak's believing that the soul was delivered and despatched by the avian transmigration i.e Stalk''s, babies, Raven's = devils, Cookoo's madness etc. Loosing a family member to cancer that small egg shaped lump seems to hatch into something of vulturous bird flesh eating bird . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE STATION
January 28, 2023 20:29 - 3 minutes - 3.37 MBTHE STATION. - A selection of sapiens found at the train station such a cosmopolitan lot. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
ARTIST
January 28, 2023 07:43 - 2 minutes - 2.06 MBA musing about an artist girlfriend that I lived with in Barcelona Spain at the time I couldn't understand what she ment when she use to say that she was a spiritual suffragette sacrificing love and life for her art I did use to think her a pompous pretentious spoilt brat now after twelve months of lockdown living as a mendicant monk in my own solitary confinement cell I'm beginning to understand her state of mind . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stev...
O C D .
January 24, 2023 18:18 - 2 minutes - 2.62 MBThis is a musing I wrote after listening to my father who'd been conscripted into the British army during the second world war you can quite easily see why by year twenty three most members of the military have gone completely mad with OCD its perhaps due to the cour d'esprit of the British army which has a relentless marching rhythm beating to the sweet spot tempo of 120 , from day one your heart soul body and mind are recalibrated and realined to the measured metronome of the military kind ...
TATTOO
January 22, 2023 12:58 - 3 minutes - 2.82 MBWhat was once a stamp for a tramp or cut of the criminal class is now adorning face and physique of aristocrat , royalty and supermodel chic . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
KILLING MISS MAPLE.
January 20, 2023 22:44 - 1 minute - 1.6 MBA short poem written about the savagery Of humans towards mother nature scaring her face with our callous hands of cruelty but she will soon shake us fleas into infinity and once again reclaim her beauty. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE PRODIGAL SON
January 18, 2023 22:16 - 3 minutes - 3.14 MBThe sibling son whose quest for frolic and fun wedged hatred in between a brothers love by what he'd done .It's difficult to understand the parable of the prodigal son especially if you're looking through the eyes of the hard working one who through restraint and strive managed with diligent life to toil and til the land in order to fill empty bellies and winter barn now back without a crumb returns the squandering sibling bun doubtless to take the family fortune for yet another hit an run , ...
SPRING CLEANING
January 16, 2023 23:02 - 1 minute - 1.8 MBHer mother is always in a constant Spring clean dusting and polishing until everything in the house begins to gleam, then again she could be addicted to the smell of Mr sheen or has she been drinking far too much caffeine, perhaps it's something to do with the covid vaccine that's turned her into this dopamine drama queen, what about the lack of vitamin b12 is she missing the red meat protein she's never quite been the same since she read the vegan magazine, oh for heaven's sake someone pleas...
LIAR
January 15, 2023 08:43 - 2 minutes - 2.2 MBEvery night I ask the women at my local shop what has been happening I usually get same boring response from a middle class mind full of meandering mediocrity then I tell her she can lie to save us both the boring reply. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
SLOTH
January 13, 2023 15:34 - 2 minutes - 1.99 MBThe sloth is portrayed as the epitome of laziness but this little arboreal adaption turns out to be a perfect green dream a hairy little leaf eating machine that has a zero carbon footprint and could save the world all on its own we would do well to put a little of the sinful slow sloth back in our own fast food life styles in order to try and save our poor planet . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
SOUL CAGE
January 13, 2023 14:35 - 19 minutes - 18.2 MBThe ghost in our mortal machine is like a spiritual symbiotic twin that collaborative companion that shares our secular sin so silently from within accompanying us from a womb to the tomb an then ultimately giving evidence at our final doom . software one day maybe so sensitive and bio hybridized to our DNA that it could just become our very own soul cage I almost feel as though my computer tech is reading my mind in some sort of strange tech telepathy they were recently saying that the clone...
TWINS
January 12, 2023 15:29 - 42 seconds - 679 KBThe strange phenomenon of dizygotic twin estrangement when nothing of similarity seems to have been shared apart from their indifference towards each other . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
KISS OF DEATH
January 11, 2023 19:50 - 57 seconds - 911 KBA poem come prayer for a baby who died at birth and never got a chance of life If ever you've been close to someone who's lost a new born then you do feel if it were possible you would swap souls with them and give them a chance at life. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
A TYPHOON IN THE ROOM
January 04, 2023 08:17 - 2 minutes - 2.67 MBA poem written for a crazy young woman who I fell hopelessly in love with during the summer of 1992 whilst working in the South of France aboard yachts in the port of Antibes . Together we stayed in a huge stone pile called the chateau Laval courtesy of Jack et Michelle Olga was a green-eyed goddess with olive skin and a temper that she'd borrowed from the dog cerberus , I was a dotting fool but hay to everyone who's ever suffered from the lightning strike of love at first sight or as the It...
EQUINOX
January 03, 2023 20:53 - 1 minute - 1.65 MBBlue September skies signals the end of Summer's lease the autumn equinox in one day changes everything tilting time and tugging tide , it's as though our seasons of life has suddenly died . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
MAN TRIBE
December 31, 2022 19:44 - 2 minutes - 1.94 MBBack in the sixties heavy industry was extremely hard work the way the men eased their brutal burden was with non-stop humourous quirk today its seen as a social deride that one must hastily hide .humour has become a malignant tumor cut away by political correctness until its now all but a rumour . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
LEVITICUS
December 31, 2022 18:34 - 1 minute - 1.09 MBA poem I wrote for a terribly crippled girl Daniella she lived in agony all her life but there wasn't a day I didn't see her smile , a soul so beautiful it cast long shadows of perfection over my dirty own anima and many others . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE SYLLABLE SWING
December 31, 2022 10:57 - 1 minute - 1.78 MBWhen children acquire their first language they sing like a fresh fledgling on the first day of spring with that easy natural swing which to them is a brand new play thing without any restraining ring , their simple melodic crooning needs no interference or fine tuning but unfortunately school comes along with its lexicon Lego box tongue "dislexicating " what was once a beautiful song leaving that innocent syllable swing broken as a veritable birds wing the kids then become too frightened to ...
FATE ON A PLATE
December 30, 2022 19:34 - 1 minute - 1.66 MBThe macabre story about a great grandmother who's ashes were made into a bone china plate by her broken hearted lover , the practice of using powdered human bone in pottery still continues to this day with artists such as Crow and Kraft who call it crafting Cremains . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
COVID-19
December 25, 2022 10:48 - 3 minutes - 3.22 MBA poem written for a sibling son whose quest for frolic and fun wedge hatred in-between his brothers love by what he'd gone and done , it's difficult to understand the parable of the prodigal son especially if you're looking through the eyes of the other hard working one who through restraint and strive hath managed with diligent life toiled and tilled the farm in order to fill empty bellies and winter barn now back without a crumb returns the squandering sibling pun doubtless to take the fam...
GLADIATOR
December 24, 2022 16:33 - 4 minutes - 3.73 MBAfter the third slave uprising of Rome a hundred thousand men lay dead on the battlefield another six thousand slaves were crucified along the appian way and left to rot as carrion crow fodder also they were a lesson for anyone else minded to rebel against the might of Rome ; the appian way at that time was a freeway into the capital city . Bizzar to think that there are still 40 million slaves in the world today , Africa and Asia carrying the most at twenty five million , at the height of Br...
SIRI
December 23, 2022 21:11 - 1 minute - 1.48 MBWhen you turn on a virtual assistant such as Alexa , Siri or Cortana , for the first time even as an adult but especially as a child it feels like You've tuned into a God or Goddess of wisdom channel children of the future will almost certainly give up on any parental guidance and move into spacebook or a Walt Disney crack house . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
STEVE MCQUEEN
December 22, 2022 09:31 - 6 minutes - 6.06 MBSteve McQueen once said he came from the gutter and that he'd not done bad for an orphan boy , after a fifty different jobs from lumberjack, getaway driver, pimp and gunrunner etc he finally found his niche . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
SILK PURSE SOWS EAR
December 20, 2022 08:39 - 1 minute - 1.81 MBA musing about two relative's who should never have entered into a doomed relationship due to their persuasions and personalities being planets apart one a reclusive miser and the other an extravagant extrovert ; perhaps now with the internet we might make a much better match . com or sexual selection of it with God Google's precision and profiling us to the last detail of our mortal minutiae it should make for some interesting parings that are not left to the seven senses of the sapien . --...
SEXUALITY
December 19, 2022 13:06 - 1 minute - 889 KBThere's now a full alphabetical list of varying genderization an A to Z of sexuality so very difficult to choose from all these variations no wonder most of the population leave it to computerisation , using the dating come mating sites to mix match and marry our many differing persuasions . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
REVOLTING
November 26, 2022 20:53 - 36 seconds - 584 KBTwo haiku poems , TEAR DROP shows how a Tsunami of sorrow can start from the slightest ripple. REVOLTING, a poem describing how if you distract the populous with something revolting it can avert a revolution as with Rome's Colosseum or today's violent multimedia games , sedate the sapiens savagery the status quo can then survive . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
WRATH
November 26, 2022 16:52 - 1 minute - 1.73 MBThe last update of a human brain was in the stone age hence why we still carry the trait of wrath , some believe it's one of the seven deadly sins whilst others say it be just a left over instinct from the sapiens savage days of survival on the African Savannah . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
LEVITICUS.
November 26, 2022 15:32 - 1 minute - 527 KBA poem I wrote about a crippled girl I lived aside who had a soul so beautiful it cast long shadows of perfection over my dirty old anima. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE SOUL EXCHANGE
November 23, 2022 13:09 - 1 minute - 1.69 MBI wrote this little ditty after listening to a dear friend who's a lay preacher telling me that i may not be entering into the kingdom of heaven , i answered by stating that i did not want to go to heaven and he asked why surprised stating did i want to go to hell ? , i mentioned i would be quite happy to remain in limbo or purgatory rather than enter into the either where billions upon billions of souls from our past bitter waring human beings would be residing ; after experiencing the enorm...