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568 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago -I have been scratching scribe to script and burning tallow onto table in order to bring you a fabulously free A to Z of life's mystery
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THE SWEENEY
March 25, 2023 14:23 - 2 minutes - 2.18 MBThe Mustang Men were Wild tameless stallions with sports cars suntans and gold medallions , once they were war faced warriors now they're warfarin worries they part of the night time disco scene , now they're scared of cottage pie and cholesterol cream . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
MUSTANG MEN
March 25, 2023 14:23 - 2 minutes - 2.18 MBThe Mustang Men were Wild tameless stallions with sports cars suntans and gold medallions , once they were war faced warriors now they're warfarin worries they part of the night time disco scene , now they're scared of cottage pie and cholesterol cream . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
PAPARAZZI
March 25, 2023 07:51 - 1 minute - 860 KBEvery day the paparazzi serve us our blood and gore all freshly sacrificed red and raw no good being a herb eating herbivore what you've really got to be is a cover story carnivore with the stomach of a blood thirsty toreador let's face it the press room's a slaughtermans stable and the editor's desk is nothing more than a butcher's table. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
SEVEN SHADES OF SIN
March 24, 2023 22:22 - 2 minutes - 2.22 MBA preacher man told to me that all of us come pre packaged with the seven shades of sin which are basically our primitive seven instincts of survival that we needed whilst hunter gathering on the savage African Savannah through evolution and ecclesiastical endeavours we have been trying to adapt our mammalian species to a more sacred sentient state of being ever since . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
SEVEN
March 24, 2023 22:22 - 2 minutes - 2.22 MBA preacher man told to me that all of us come pre packaged with the seven shades of sin which are basically our primitive seven instincts of survival that we needed whilst hunter gathering on the savage African Savannah through evolution and ecclesiastical endeavours we have been trying to adapt our mammalian species to a more sacred sentient state of being ever since . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE LADYKILLER
March 24, 2023 18:11 - 1 minute - 898 KBA poem for a dear friend of mine who's charismatic appeal with women is so legendary that it led to him receiving a pseudonym of The Valley Drive Lady Killer even whilst laid on the surgeons slab awaiting a serious operation he was still able to twirl the attention of a young nurse who was at the time wet shaving him of all body hair ready for his open heart surgery. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE LADYKILLERS
March 24, 2023 18:11 - 1 minute - 898 KBA poem for a dear friend of mine who's charismatic appeal with women is so legendary that it led to him receiving a pseudonym of The Valley Drive Lady Killer even whilst laid on the surgeons slab awaiting a serious operation he was still able to twirl the attention of a young nurse who was at the time wet shaving him of all body hair ready for his open heart surgery. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
GEISHA
March 24, 2023 07:37 - 2 minutes - 2.13 MBProstitution is one of the oldest professions in the world which was here before the four angels of Samuel it's about time the government took control of this sexual slavery let's face facts the chancellor's been selling cigarettes and booze for hundred of years they're both forms of narcotics best not allow the criminals any room to manoeuvre best to take over all their operations Save the girls any more torture legalise this profession too . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcast...
VICE.
March 24, 2023 07:37 - 2 minutes - 2.13 MBProstitution is one of the oldest professions in the world which was here before the four angels of Samuel it's about time the government took control of this sexual slavery let's face facts the chancellor's been selling cigarettes and booze for hundred of years they're both forms of narcotics best not allow the criminals any room to manoeuvre best to take over all their operations Save the girls any more torture legalise this profession too . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcast...
GUY FAWKES
March 23, 2023 19:44 - 3 minutes - 2.94 MBTreachery and treason never go out of season the gunpowder plot was the spy master's crowning piece of glory he'd managed to use the plot to catapult James the 1st from being a doomed king guaranteed to be assassinated into a national hero who united both Scotland and England into the union of Crowns a feat never before thought possible all by engineering a plot that was in its early stages and failing untill as an agent provocateur he coaxed it into a piece of political theatre using his med...
DEATH
March 23, 2023 13:23 - 2 minutes - 2.09 MBUpon seeing a cold cadaver staring back people begin to timidly tread in fear of the dead circling round as though it be some spectral apparition of dread . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
L S D
March 23, 2023 11:10 - 1 minute - 1.48 MBThe building blocks of life are made from nucleic acids , Lysergic acid has also been around since the dawn of time doubtless it was eaten by our early primate species increasing hallucinogenic and conscious brain capability hence where the homo sapiens may have got their synaptic kick start . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
TITANIC
March 23, 2023 11:10 - 3 minutes - 3.08 MBBeing at sea aboard huge luxury vessels is very glamorous and as a skipper come captain it is so easy to be wined and dined each evening by billionaires with the finest foods and drink the only drawback is that you steadily become an old soak, I worked alongside many captains who became just that, thinking back to a collision at night with JJ the skipper and a refugee boat he had got drunk with a stewardess and gone to bed leaving the vessel on autopilot the similarities to Titanic are on a m...
ROBIN HOOD
March 23, 2023 11:07 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MBA poem about the most famous tree in all of history "Robin Hood's Royal Oak" , a thousand years of living monumental mystery with empty holes and hollow the winter winds howl through creating such a mournful sound of sorrow . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
CROWN
March 23, 2023 10:42 - 2 minutes - 1.93 MBA musing I wrote about the sixty three year love affair between a member of the royal family and one her dutiful long standing servant known as G M for short, the Queen mums old cool companion . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
SUPER GIRLS
March 23, 2023 10:28 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MBWith courage commitment and candour these extraordinary women did something that had never been done before and that was to bring the age of equality knocking heavily upon the British empire door , legions of suffragettes issued their declaration of war against the centuries of bigotry slaughtering dead the fat old British empires dinosaur . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
REDEMPTION
March 23, 2023 10:22 - 1 minute - 1.84 MBCarrying a vicarious redemption on behalf of someone else is a burdensome weight the preachers daughter still carries hers each moment of each day a beautiful quiet soul who was given the sin substitution by her callous caretakers her atonement isn't due any time soon . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
VIRGIN DEATH
March 23, 2023 10:22 - 1 minute - 1.4 MBA musing about Lord Kitchener who's Sabre rattling speeches come sermons raised rampant applause back in Whitehall and Westminster whilst unfortunately his young Virgin soldiers were dying by 6000 a day , he had printed into their guide books for war , "avoid wine and women" meaning french prostitutes , with a life expectancy of 17 hours catching a little pox would have been the least of their worries . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6...
COCK ROBIN
March 23, 2023 10:14 - 56 seconds - 902 KBThe robin is always first on the scene unafraid of humans or much else this courageous little spiv wares a blood red bib due to scrapping to the death. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
LESBIAN MAN
March 23, 2023 10:14 - 1 minute - 1.61 MBA poem about an angry old man who was released from his angst after being given a course of oestrogen hormone therapy to combat prostate cancer which freed up his feminine side he's a much happier man now that he's let loose his lesbian libido . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
SEX SLAVES
March 23, 2023 10:13 - 2 minutes - 2.77 MBToday there are approximately forty million slaves ten million of which are sex slaves, these poor poverty stricken women are used as weapons of war I was reading how some had been sold for as little as a packet of cigarettes at the auction block all colours including white . Today in the west girls become slaves working out suburban back bedrooms cellars or even in the case of a friend from some pantry steps using Web cams they account for a third of all organised crime profits . --- Send...
BOHEMIAN FUGITIVES
March 22, 2023 21:28 - 1 minute - 1.25 MBA poem written for two old Bohemians who through reckless behaviour in younger year did so destroy the fragile entity of love , and are now left with just the ghost of her to haunt their old hearts . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
BOHEMIAN
March 22, 2023 21:28 - 1 minute - 1.25 MBA poem written for two old Bohemians who through reckless behaviour in younger year did so destroy the fragile entity of love , and are now left with just the ghost of her to haunt their old hearts . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
SUFFRAGETTE
March 22, 2023 19:43 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MBWith courage commitment and candour these extraordinary women did something that had never been done before and that was to bring the age of equality knocking heavily upon the British empire door , legions of suffragettes issued their declaration of war against the centuries of bigotry slaughtering dead the fat old British empires dinosaur . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
THE FEUDAL FEW
March 22, 2023 09:49 - 2 minutes - 1.97 MBThe British boarding schools were without doubt what built the British Empire, anyone subjected to this kind of brutal cruelty or treatment could easily subjugate a sufferance over someone else especially another nationality creed which the British empire managed to achieve for a few hundred years each school had peculiar traits Eton used to be famous for its flage Friday where boys would be placed onto a birching block and thrashed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify....
THE IMMACULATE CREATION.
March 22, 2023 08:18 - 1 minute - 1.59 MBa musing about an artist girlfriend and her crazy cultural crew, their works of art or gestation periods of genius took almost as long as those of real pregnancies . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE HELL'S ANGELS
March 22, 2023 06:04 - 1 minute - 1.63 MBThe Belles Angels a bunch of hell raising Harrogate girls all leather and lace they murdered every midnight hour slaking an slaughtering sobriety , to all those super sexy Ladies college girls I say God bless you all . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
A ROYAL LOVE AFFAIR.
March 21, 2023 10:14 - 2 minutes - 1.93 MBA musing I wrote about the sixty three year love affair between a member of the royal family and one her dutiful long standing servant known as G M for short, the Queen mums old cool companion . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
NIRVANA
March 21, 2023 09:00 - 2 minutes - 2.43 MBSetting off on a world tour in the late seventies was nothing like it is today there were no mobile phones or multimedia just the odd phone box for calls with your thumb and forefinger for transportation Hitchhiking thousands of miles around the globe taking years and years almost a decade to the point where many of us became wonderless with our own wanderlust , but still quite skilled in the art of conversation due to spending so much time spieling with strangers where way back when you had ...
SPITTLE AND SPUME
March 20, 2023 20:50 - 2 minutes - 2.35 MBListening to these waffling old windbags wheezing about saving our world , those who quaff down expensive wine squandering fifty pounds a glass and then dare to set the price of carbon capture at three pounds a ton and this to save your granddaughter or grandson ?. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
WOKING TO WATERLOO
March 20, 2023 10:52 - 1 minute - 1.57 MBA short poem about riding aboard the busiest train in Europe ,the 7.32 Woking to Waterloo ,one hundred million passengers a year pass through Waterloo which makes for some terrifying or tantalising flesh to flesh points of view . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
MANCHESTER
March 20, 2023 07:22 - 2 minutes - 1.88 MBA poem for big Manchester Pete the hardest looking man you'd ever meet a face made for trick or treat but inside his heart was softer than boiled sugar beet . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
MANCHESTER PETE
March 20, 2023 07:22 - 2 minutes - 1.88 MBA poem for big Manchester Pete the hardest looking man you'd ever meet a face made for trick or treat but inside his heart was softer than boiled sugar beet . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
JEANNINE
March 18, 2023 22:30 - 2 minutes - 2.09 MBOur green karma Queen casts her svelt shadows over the obstinate boulder brained beast lighting her alternative pathway towards a spiritual sentient sanctuary . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
FEMME FATALE
March 18, 2023 18:30 - 2 minutes - 2.46 MBThe femme fatale overrides all of our rationale her swan song is the sound we hear as our love boat runs aground and the final pheromone we scent is that of sulphur as we start to drowned . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
DEAD DROP
March 13, 2023 07:11 - 1 minute - 1.84 MBWilliam marwood's long drop solution brought about a revolution in the British Empires approach for delivering a more humane method of execution . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE LONG DROP
March 13, 2023 07:11 - 1 minute - 1.84 MBWilliam marwood's long drop solution brought about a revolution in the British Empires approach for delivering a more humane method of execution . --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/steven-richardson6/message
HANGOVER
March 12, 2023 16:48 - 2 minutes - 2.27 MBA whale song dream turns out to be the squealing brake drums of a distant dust truck it's sound distorted by gusting wind singing through ginnel and garret , bin lids cymbal into the sensitivity of your sobriety announcing the arrival of an unwanted monday morning's anxiety. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
Envy
March 11, 2023 21:07 - 2 minutes - 2.14 MBThe green eyed monster of sin that secret schadenfreude which we keep hidden away so deep within usually it's only seen in children as their rival for survival and parental attention the lowly leftover instinct of our anthropic ascension , however this terrible traits can also be witnessed later in our lives when when the male begins to assert it's dominance as the procreation stage arrives . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
GENTLE GIANTS
March 10, 2023 22:18 - 4 minutes - 3.81 MBIt's about time the human realised that a tree is flesh and blood not just timber or a price of wood , these beautiful living entities give us shelter shade and our lifesaving breath ,without them we are condemning our selves to a curtain death --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
IMMORTALITY
March 09, 2023 13:21 - 2 minutes - 2.75 MBThe only true miracle that we mortal beings are likely to see comes in the form of our genetic immortality that gene transfer continuum better known to you and me as a baby, Throughout the humans brief biological history it has believed in many a different sherman deity an Divinity ranging from Greek gods to our present day Corpus Christi, But when it comes to the real miracle making capability then it's the female of our species that is graced with the life giving fertility. This poem is wr...
LOVE
March 08, 2023 20:15 - 2 minutes - 1.97 MBThinking back to my parents fate it's hard to see how they once did romantically pass through the eden gate into the land of milk and money where they fell hopelessly in love and felt the urge to passionately procreate , after which they wore the mortgage mask that twenty five year servile task eventually paying back the bank managers seven percent overdraft , they scrimped and scrapped in a steel city strife an then this beleaguered husband and wife decided to search out a big world party a...
Glastonbury
March 08, 2023 07:36 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MBWhen you're a teenager there's always one out of your crew who takes too much powder and drinks too much brew we use to call him the Glastonbury gladiator , funny but with them having so much testosterone and adrenaline they also make brilliant parents when they've finished with their thirty year teenage rampage . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
EARTH ,WATER ,WIND, AND FIRE
March 07, 2023 22:14 - 1 minute - 1.02 MBThe four elements of life, if we do not learn to respect them as ancient cultures did then they will cease to respect us . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
MIDNIGHT THUNDER
March 07, 2023 20:56 - 1 minute - 1.48 MBA poem about a very beautiful woman called Claudia who's powerful persona ricochete around us like a midnight thunder , on first meeting she would still and seduce ya with her silent stare of medusa . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
LIQUID SIN.
March 04, 2023 20:22 - 2 minutes - 2.56 MBThe high functioning alcoholic starts the day with a liberal libation of liquid sin, beneath their Celtic cream coloured skin once beat the heart of Gunga Din . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
BLUE TATTOO
March 04, 2023 16:28 - 2 minutes - 2.58 MBWhat was once a stamp for the tramp or cut of a criminal class is now adorning the faces and physique of aristocrat, royalty and supermodel chic . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
STONEWALL
March 04, 2023 12:24 - 3 minutes - 3.22 MBA poem I wrote to commemorate the courage of Christine the first transexual beauty queen who back in 1953 decided bravely to have her gender reassigned to its rightful sexuallity in order that she may be set free from the burden of having to live with her very unwanted masculinity, but it would be a long haul from the first roll of that snowball before the gay community finally made they're stand for equality at the Inn we now know as stonewall. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcast...
ODE TO A TOAD
March 04, 2023 08:00 - 1 minute - 1.33 MBOliver Cromwell said to his portrait artist , Paint me warts and all he had the skin of and old toad after his death his body was exhumed and hung at Tyburn then his head was decapitated and placed outside Westminster palace the parliament he'd spilt so much blood to put in place. I've purposely placed the old archaic English terms into rural colloquial Yorkshire speech which in certain communities is still in common use today . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/p...
THE PROMISED LAND
March 04, 2023 06:51 - 2 minutes - 2.71 MBA poem for Katy on reception who drives ever man crazy by giving them a glimpse of the promised land only then to watch gleefully as they walk towards her straight into a paradise of quicksand . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message