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568 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago -I have been scratching scribe to script and burning tallow onto table in order to bring you a fabulously free A to Z of life's mystery
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SCREAMING TOMATOES
April 05, 2023 18:57 - 1 minute - 1.63 MBAn English king's breakfast could consist of swine flesh , embryos fungi ,congealed blood , kippers, herring , pike , roach various birds , venison, cockles and pilchards . when thinking about the Buddhist belief of reincarnation wouldn't it be a devine justice if these gargantuan gluttons came back as screaming red faced tomatoes in a vegan salad . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
MERCANTILE
April 04, 2023 21:27 - 56 seconds - 895 KBA short poem written about the money monsters in the city of London thay feed the needy to the greedy down on London's squire mile all the while with their wry smirk and smile hence why this rapacious reptile called Mr mercantile . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
VIRGIN
April 04, 2023 12:04 - 1 minute - 1.44 MBA poem about lord Kitchener's sabre rattling speeches come sermons his soldiers were dying at the rate of 6000 a day aged between 16-18, he had printed into their war guide books that they must avoid wine and women meaning prostitutes and drink with a life expectancy of 17 Hours catching a little pox or slaughtering a little sobriety would have been the least of their worries . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
⭐Spring Clean⭐
April 04, 2023 06:27 - 1 minute - 1.8 MBHer mother is always in a constant Spring clean dusting and polishing until everything in the house begins to gleam, then again she could be addicted to the smell of Mr sheen or has she been drinking far too much caffeine, perhaps it's something to do with the covid vaccine that's turned her into this dopamine drama queen, what about the lack of vitamin b12 is she missing the red meat protein she's never quite been the same since she read the vegan magazine, oh for heaven's sake someone pleas...
⭐BLOOD RAIN⭐
April 03, 2023 09:09 - 1 minute - 1.22 MBA poem about artist girlfriend who's Spanish African temperament could turn from being a soft mistral breeze that gently caresses into violent blood raining Scirocco that tears the blossom from the trees slamming doors and smashing flower pots and hearts into pieces washing them down the drain like biscuits in the rain . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
BLOOD RAIN
April 03, 2023 09:09 - 1 minute - 1.22 MBA poem about artist girlfriend who's Spanish African temperament could turn from being a soft mistral breeze that gently caresses into violent blood raining Scirocco that tears the blossom from the trees slamming doors and smashing flower pots and hearts into pieces washing them down the drain like biscuits in the rain . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
⭐SECOND HAND LOVE⭐
April 03, 2023 07:44 - 2 minutes - 1.96 MBAs you get older looking for love is similar to rummaging through a scrap yard come jumble sale you sift an shake through the worn torn fragile and fail usually to no avail things are stretched out of shape almost befitting the proverbial grey whale instead of the once sleek male or female then suddenly there it is the right one for you the little bunny rabbits bob tail an together you dovetail perfectly as you'd been handmade by thomas chippendale . --- Send in a voice message: https://po...
SECOND HAND LOVE
April 03, 2023 07:44 - 2 minutes - 1.96 MBAs you get older looking for love is similar to rummaging through a scrap yard come jumble sale you sift an shake through the worn torn fragile and fail usually to no avail things are stretched out of shape almost befitting the proverbial grey whale instead of the once sleek male or female then suddenly there it is the right one for you the little bunny rabbits bob tail an together you dovetail perfectly as you'd been handmade by thomas chippendale . --- Send in a voice message: https://po...
HELL'S ANGELS
April 02, 2023 18:27 - 1 minute - 1.63 MBThe Belles Angels a bunch of hell raising Harrogate girls all leather and lace they murdered every midnight hour slaking an slaughtering sobriety , to all those super sexy Ladies college girls I say God bless you all . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
⭐HELL'S ANGELS⭐
April 02, 2023 18:27 - 1 minute - 1.63 MBThe Belles Angels a bunch of hell raising Harrogate girls all leather and lace they murdered every midnight hour slaking an slaughtering sobriety , to all those super sexy Ladies college girls I say God bless you all . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
⭐OXFAM⭐
April 02, 2023 16:22 - 2 minutes - 2.54 MBThe Oxfam shop or "The dead man's drop" is an essential part of our high street culture we all of us at some stage find ourselves sifting through their silt as if stroking and smelling the scents and spirits of our past relatives like some lost and found bric-a-brac burial ground we old elephants come to rummage around amongst the bones and skin of our not so long ago departed kin. Unfortunately all the objects mentioned in this musing is what I have purchased and given away to friends and fa...
OXFAM
April 02, 2023 16:22 - 2 minutes - 2.54 MBThe Oxfam shop or "The dead man's drop" is an essential part of our high street culture we all of us at some stage find ourselves sifting through their silt as if stroking and smelling the scents and spirits of our past relatives like some lost and found bric-a-brac burial ground we old elephants come to rummage around amongst the bones and skin of our not so long ago departed kin. Unfortunately all the objects mentioned in this musing is what I have purchased and given away to friends and fa...
HELL GIRL
April 02, 2023 06:55 - 2 minutes - 2.1 MBA musing for Lily's tenth birthday with leather jacket to match my own design of cause - mother not too keen I have a sneeking suspicion she'd like one too . By ten years of age kids of today are silicone valley sage a decade old an they're ready to fledge the family fold , far too cool for school they just let TiK ToK Rock an Rule !! . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
⭐HELL GIRL⭐
April 02, 2023 06:55 - 2 minutes - 2.1 MBA musing for Lily's tenth birthday with leather jacket to match my own design of cause - mother not too keen I have a sneeking suspicion she'd like one too . By ten years of age kids of today are silicone valley sage a decade old an they're ready to fledge the family fold , far too cool for school they just let TiK ToK Rock an Rule !! . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE LAUGHING BREXITEER
April 01, 2023 12:29 - 1 minute - 1.31 MBThe Westminster war of brexit has split a lot of blood onto the backbenchers but who will win the feudalistic few or the milky middle class . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
⭐THE LAUGHING BREXITEER⭐
April 01, 2023 12:29 - 1 minute - 1.31 MBThe Westminster war of brexit has split a lot of blood onto the backbenchers but who will win the feudalistic few or the milky middle class . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
MAN-EATER
April 01, 2023 10:17 - 2 minutes - 1.04 MBKrystyana Skarbek was a polish beauty queen come countess and the longest serving spy in Churchill's SOE , with a life expectancy of six weeks she lasted seven years as a field agent fighting against Nazi tyranny only then to be betrayed by her own trusted powers that be , Britain with a stroke of their Judas pen turned her into a refugee and also leaked her name to Stalin's newly formed KGB , on the day that she was due to fly out to be married and finally set free she was stabbed fa...
⭐MAN-EATER⭐
April 01, 2023 10:17 - 2 minutes - 1.04 MBKrystyana Skarbek was a polish beauty queen come countess and the longest serving spy in Churchill's SOE , with a life expectancy of six weeks she lasted seven years as a field agent fighting against Nazi tyranny only then to be betrayed by her own trusted powers that be , Britain with a stroke of their Judas pen turned her into a refugee and also leaked her name to Stalin's newly formed KGB , on the day that she was due to fly out to be married and finally set free she was stabbed fa...
LOST LOVE
April 01, 2023 09:22 - 1 minute - 1.09 MBA poem written for a woman who lost the love of her life then tried to replace and replicate her lost fate only to end up living in some dreadful union of hate . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
⭐LOST LOVE⭐
April 01, 2023 09:22 - 1 minute - 1.09 MBA poem written for a woman who lost the love of her life then tried to replace and replicate her lost fate only to end up living in some dreadful union of hate . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
GROUND ZERO
April 01, 2023 05:47 - 3 minutes - 2.9 MBThe crisis of covid-19 has caused our fast spinning world to slow to a seizing after trillions of dollars of quantitative easing it still feels like the whole world has been hit by some dreadful physical freezing now everybody waits with bated breath for the chancellor of the Exchequer to begin his terrible squeezing an just when the pandemic feels over winter arrives and again people start coughing an sneezing gasping an a wheezing . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify...
⭐GROUND ZERO⭐
April 01, 2023 05:47 - 3 minutes - 2.9 MBThe crisis of covid-19 has caused our fast spinning world to slow to a seizing after trillions of dollars of quantitative easing it still feels like the whole world has been hit by some dreadful physical freezing now everybody waits with bated breath for the chancellor of the Exchequer to begin his terrible squeezing an just when the pandemic feels over winter arrives and again people start coughing an sneezing gasping an a wheezing . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify...
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
March 31, 2023 16:35 - 1 minute - 1.33 MBWhen you get to fifty something plus tax seemingly a sexy silver fox sporting those ashtray coloured locks you may want to forget about the fifty shades of grey and perhaps think of putting your sex pistols away . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
⭐FIFTY SHADES OF GREY⭐
March 31, 2023 16:35 - 1 minute - 1.33 MBWhen you get to fifty something plus tax seemingly a sexy silver fox sporting those ashtray coloured locks you may want to forget about the fifty shades of grey and perhaps think of putting your sex pistols away . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
WALL STREET
March 30, 2023 20:40 - 3 minutes - 3.28 MBToday the cardinal sin that we call greed was ultimately born out of the necessity for us to gorge and feed whilst trying to out run a savage predatory rival in what was the flight or fight of our stone age survival, greed also ment that we could sire and seed across a much stronger lineage to the next burgeoning member of our breed; later religion took over the lead and ordained that its newly found christian creed should be brought to heel and made to heed in order that it's gluttonous heat...
BIRDMAN
March 30, 2023 19:15 - 1 minute - 1.71 MBA poem about men and their midwife crisis as a matter course men feel the need to try out a new horse so they get a divorce and set off in search of adventure usually riding a Harley-Davidson towards the sun and what they think will be some all new sexual fun . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
MIDLIFE CRISIS
March 30, 2023 19:15 - 1 minute - 1.71 MBA poem about men and their midwife crisis as a matter course men feel the need to try out a new horse so they get a divorce and set off in search of adventure usually riding a Harley-Davidson towards the sun and what they think will be some all new sexual fun . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
LAST VAGAS
March 30, 2023 14:14 - 1 minute - 1.16 MBA poem about a miserable old neighbour called stan who once had everything a palace and a kingdom but then unfortunately lost everything and was reduced to that of a normal man , alas such a tragedy to fall amonst we the mere mortal clan . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
SANCTIMONIOUS STAN
March 30, 2023 14:14 - 1 minute - 1.16 MBA poem about a miserable old neighbour called stan who once had everything a palace and a kingdom but then unfortunately lost everything and was reduced to that of a normal man , alas such a tragedy to fall amonst we the mere mortal clan . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE GODFATHER
March 29, 2023 19:22 - 3 minutes - 2.84 MBA poem written about a mafia boss who was born in Le panier Marseille the last bastion of Beelzebub , he then rose to become France's ultimate crime Capo Di Capo lasting fifty years before being gunned down in Paris for an old corsican vendetta . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
ALICE IN WONDERLAND
March 29, 2023 18:19 - 2 minutes - 2.27 MBThis is a poem I wrote for an innocent looking girl called Alice who when tempered up turns into a hell's angel of malice she resembles a fairytale princess fresh from a folkloric palace yet soon as she opens her mouth you think she's been drinking from the poisoned chalice with her hands in the air she stands about four feet tall but after a rise through with alcohol she turns into a native neanderthal, forget all about etiquette and protocol this little tomboy is more likely to be found scr...
TRAINSPOTTING
March 29, 2023 16:40 - 2 minutes - 1.88 MBWe used to be the bonhomie brothers of revelry we ghosts of the good Life now haunt past each other in the street with a gaze averted towards our feet , spirits and spectres have now all been exorcised by the big dry of sobriety which has turned us into normal members of society ; now they we don't strut so proud or shout too loud , now we just shuffle past you with our eyes down cowed and heads low bowed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richards...
THE SPECIAL BREW CREW
March 29, 2023 16:40 - 2 minutes - 1.88 MBWe used to be the bonhomie brothers of revelry we ghosts of the good Life now haunt past each other in the street with a gaze averted towards our feet , spirits and spectres have now all been exorcised by the big dry of sobriety which has turned us into normal members of society ; now they we don't strut so proud or shout too loud , now we just shuffle past you with our eyes down cowed and heads low bowed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richards...
BARFLY
March 29, 2023 07:42 - 2 minutes - 25.6 MBA song I wrote in the old music hall traditiion of two verse chorus which is similar to the church stanza chorus stanza chorus I've also sang it in the baritone barber shop of a beggers opera style like that of my father who born in 1925 still bursts into song similar to a Mississippi minstrel . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
SNAKE BITE
March 29, 2023 07:42 - 2 minutes - 25.6 MBA song I wrote in the old music hall traditiion of two verse chorus which is similar to the church stanza chorus stanza chorus I've also sang it in the baritone barber shop of a beggers opera style like that of my father who born in 1925 still bursts into song similar to a Mississippi minstrel . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
ELVIS
March 28, 2023 20:19 - 3 minutes - 2.94 MBA poem for the king of rock and roll he was born into extreme poverty raised in a shotgun shack but managed not only to break out of that but also to attack the apartheid of America he was one of the first to start singing the black man's blues , he went from busking as a bum on Beale Street to having the world worshipping at his feet --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE KING
March 28, 2023 20:19 - 3 minutes - 2.94 MBA poem for the king of rock and roll he was born into extreme poverty raised in a shotgun shack but managed not only to break out of that but also to attack the apartheid of America he was one of the first to start singing the black man's blues , he went from busking as a bum on Beale Street to having the world worshipping at his feet --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
VOODOO DAWN
March 28, 2023 09:11 - 2 minutes - 2.41 MBIf ever you should take a drink with a witch make sure you leave the very same night before the break of day or the dawn of light by which time you might just find yourself in a very unfortunate plight of being subjected to her JuJu cat's emasculation bite that leaves you as some sort of strangely sculptured hermaphrodite . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
ANGEL HEART
March 28, 2023 09:11 - 2 minutes - 2.41 MBIf ever you should take a drink with a witch make sure you leave the very same night before the break of day or the dawn of light by which time you might just find yourself in a very unfortunate plight of being subjected to her JuJu cat's emasculation bite that leaves you as some sort of strangely sculptured hermaphrodite . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
BAD BOYS
March 27, 2023 16:45 - 2 minutes - 1.9 MBIn the swinging sixties to own a car was rare but if it be a jaguar then you were the young nouveau rich the fake faux millionaires and make believe movie stars as were members of my friends and family usually their balloons burst in bankruptcy debt and divorce , too much money in young hands is like playing with the fire of a newly found passionate desire --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
JAGUAR
March 27, 2023 16:45 - 2 minutes - 1.9 MBIn the swinging sixties to own a car was rare but if it be a jaguar then you were the young nouveau rich the fake faux millionaires and make believe movie stars as were members of my friends and family usually their balloons burst in bankruptcy debt and divorce , too much money in young hands is like playing with the fire of a newly found passionate desire --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
THE DELI
March 27, 2023 13:24 - 1 minute - 1.74 MBA musing about a girl born with a greasy spoon who we nick named Nigella from the Favela , if cook's could kill then this girl is definitely licensed to grill !! . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
LOVE LETTERS
March 27, 2023 13:21 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MBHidden deep in her silver box were the secret letters of her long dead lover who in that moment of war when passion was in fashion she fed it red and raw to her hungry dog d'amour . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
BRIEF ENCOUNTER
March 27, 2023 13:21 - 2 minutes - 2.16 MBHidden deep in her silver box were the secret letters of her long dead lover who in that moment of war when passion was in fashion she fed it red and raw to her hungry dog d'amour . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
SHYLOCK
March 26, 2023 20:26 - 1 minute - 1.59 MBA person who is cast in abject austerity remains of that mind set ,even though they've elevated themselves to a privileged prosperity. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
BLACK ROD
March 26, 2023 18:53 - 1 minute - 1.69 MBA birthday poem for Neno, I call it Black Rod because for the first time in Britain's Parliamentary history this position of spiritual and temporal power has been handed over to a woman the willow may look soft and gentle but inside lies a heart of oak stronger than a yard arm of English oak . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
RAGMAN ROCKEFELLER
March 26, 2023 13:52 - 1 minute - 1.78 MBA poem about an old rag and bone man who started out with just a horse and cart then after a life of skinflinting strife became very rich but even after acquiring weath still retained his beggar man roots and rhetoric. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
HANGOVER
March 25, 2023 18:44 - 4 minutes - 4.17 MBA poem for supertramp who had a unique way of curing his halitosis by drinking your aftershave as well as the rest of your bathroom cabinet dry. Beware beware of the ambre solaire . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
AMBRE SOLAIRE
March 25, 2023 18:44 - 4 minutes - 4.17 MBA poem for supertramp who had a unique way of curing his halitosis by drinking your aftershave as well as the rest of your bathroom cabinet dry. Beware beware of the ambre solaire . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message
A JOJO TATTOO
March 25, 2023 16:18 - 3 minutes - 2.82 MBWhat was once a stamp for a tramp or cut of the criminal class is now adorning face and physique of aristocrat , royalty and supermodel chic . --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/steven-richardson6/message