Liquor License
347 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 days ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsTwo friends traverse the world of film, sports, culture, history and hip hop in this comedy podcast. The handsome gents take you down their past, present and attempt to predict the future.
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LL 469 “Rawdogging Jet Blue”
July 12, 2024 00:36 - 1 hour - 65.2 MBBrandon attempts to finish the second part of his Buffalo trip replete with Vidlers, Car shows, East Aurora and pizza. The best part of the trip happened in LA. Another take on why the LL crew hates flying and the absurd amount of things they have to do just to feel “ok”. Hats don’t make you go bald, sorry dads. Watching Axel F and reviews.
LL 468 “Monster White”
July 04, 2024 19:42 - 1 hour - 69.8 MBFlavor Flav is making us watch women’s water polo. BG has to turn in his raps to the Feds. We don’t talk politics on the podcast and then we do. Random starts his trip back to Buffalo. Leisurewood; WNY Best Kept Secret. 25th reunion and aftermath. Part 2 of the Buffalo saga continues next week. Have a safe fourth weekend.
LL 467 “Swamp People”
June 28, 2024 01:30 - 1 hour - 74.6 MBCredere's birthday episode as always was a banger. Calling in birthdays to tv and radio shows. Duck Dynasty and life on the bayou. Scott Storch, The Pop Out, and new Clipse album. Rakim minute. Brandon’s one and a half beard trim and MRI. Dodgers city connect jersey sucks and cleaning ooo wee devices with ooo weee (secret from some made up Mexican guy in Brandon’s head). Happy Birthday Credere and keep banging.
LL 466 “Down Route 66”
June 21, 2024 02:57 - 1 hour - 66.5 MBThe boys share their experiences with “America’s Highway”. Go see America before it’s too late, per Credere. Best basketball movies: top 3 and 3 were taking off. The “men” are really fans of Love & Basketball. Brats doc is basically Andrew McCarthy taking blame for nothing in his life. Get Shorty retrospective. Brandon’s new shoe choice is made live on air (how exciting). Also his new hobby of gardening is encouraged by Critter. The twisted fate of a Dead mountain Lion.
LL 465 “We’re No Angels”
June 14, 2024 02:45 - 1 hour - 71.5 MBOn a Permanent Marker strain induced podcast the boys start with short sports talk. The NBA schedule stinks and the games are trash. Men named Angel and Jesus, stop it! National Zyn shortage. Crederes EIS: Michael B Jordan vs Glenn Powell. Ratings and reviews: Hit Man, Godzilla Minus One, American Fiction and Major League (yes that same one). Making a classic and not knowing it (damn would’ve been a better title).
LL 464 “Reisings Poor Boy” Inbox
June 07, 2024 05:32 - 1 hour - 65.5 MBWe start and finish with Brandon’s Saturday; while many tangents abound. Radiology Blues and the lousy insurance company Brandon is dealing with. Credere finished Winning Time and reviews. Ooo wee review: strawberry milkshake (which is plugged brilliantly). Then something we only do once a year: we discuss a making of Any Given Sunday feature film. What movies have really shone a bad light on the big 4 sports. Furiosa review and Mad Max saga timeline (spoilers included). Credere’s family coo...
LL 463 "Dixieland"
May 31, 2024 03:03 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBThe boys do a quick all sports segment to honor Bill Walton and talk current playoffs. Ooo weee review brought to you by Baggy Buds. Then conspiracies start: the food supply, climate change, nuclear war, and America’s hand in it. Bracelet on citizen app and Depew cops vs LAPD. Finally the segment the world has clamored for: worst rap group offshoot from a known artist. As always we hope this episode finds you in good health mentally and physically.
LL 462 “Woman’s World”
May 24, 2024 03:35 - 1 hour - 78.8 MBWe start with an ooo weee review that goes from Buffalo graffiti terms to 710 labs. Credere has been a “bath man” since he’s been a man. Why are police beating up college students and not arresting criminals: just a thought. Tax irritation. Credere finished True Detective, Brandon finished The Bear and all is well in the world. Anniversary weekeend round up: Hawaiian food, Santa Barbara, biking, chain-ish restaurants, and using gift cards. This episode is all that and a bag of chips (if you ...
LL 461 “Vape Confusion”
May 17, 2024 02:32 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBIt’s Brandon’s anniversary and we discuss best getaways outside LA, but keep it gangsta. Dispensary spotlight and no black guys at shops. Nerd needs 300mg to feel something. People think they “get” the lotto, we’re here to tell you they DON’T! Bald Armenian Ron Jeremy and all of his irritations. Credere may watch Fallout….breaking news. The Iron Claw is very depressing but this episode is not.
LL 460 "No Bad Day's"
May 10, 2024 03:42 - 1 hour - 66.3 MBA few points to wrap up about Brandon’s parents trip. Grammar and clothing should they be mutually exclusive? What happens with our parents stuff: we make the hard decisions. We don’t talk about “issues” because there’s too many of them, but we hit on campus protests and the rap beef wars fairly quick. Stuff watched and reviewed: Harry Potter 5-7.5, Fallout, Unfrosted and Tom Brady Roast. As a way to better your week: No Bad Day’s.
LL 459 “Yahtzee”
May 03, 2024 07:45 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBBrandon’s parents visit. What is a berth and other nautical terms. Places to visit in the wonderful San Fernando Valley. Credere says no to booze and yes to exercise. Beverage minute takes us down a rabbit hole with laughs along the way (i puked writing that). Filming on a green screen and where AI is headed in the film industry. White people fun and games. Brandon’s review and spoiler of Civil War is cut short by Credere agreeing to go see it. So make sure to see Civil War this week and joi...
LL 458 “Never Had a Friend Like Me”
April 26, 2024 03:18 - 1 hour - 67 MBWelcome friends to a fun episode where we discuss (but not limited to): Empathy & channeling stress, the imminent threat of nuclear war is old news, bath bomb instructions, being around people of the same race. Brandon doesn’t want to say the n word so he replaces it with Rumpelstilskin. 418 is the new 420. Black Hippy and 2024 album reviews. Relaxed fit vs slim fit, new dad jeans and Copper Joe Biden arm sleeves. What a doozy!
LL 457 “Auto Pilot”
April 19, 2024 01:42 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBOur Annual 420 Episode - We try to convince you that you don’t have to be an inconvenience. Old people will wait. Car talk. Wrestlemania 40 recap and Brandon may fully be back into wrestling. Monday Night Wars series on Peacock (we keep going back). BMF belt and UFC 300. Why doesn’t the Arclight exist anymore? Moment of silence for our favorite theater. Get High or Don't, Responsibly.
LL 456 "Oil Green"
April 12, 2024 02:44 - 1 hour - 64.3 MBThe boys take us inside the world before internet porn and how beautiful Mrs Hillary was. The Vegas shooting and the cover up. North Korean hole in ones and Putin’s height. Old days of dispensaries. Kong x Godzilla review and pros and cons of 4DX. Shopping and knowing what you want. We came with the goods this week players.
LL 455 “Cut of his Jib”
April 05, 2024 02:59 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBBrandon has been speaking in olde English as of late, Credere champions it. White Men Can’t Jump 32 years old and hood theaters. Shout outs to our moms. Old lady massage. DJ Burns Jr and the fun of the NCAA tournament. Oooo Weeee Review: Pabsts and Emerald Fire OG. The Gentleman tv series review. Four years of sobriety.
LL 454 "Chiropractor Breakup"
March 29, 2024 02:49 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBShe never made the podcast but long time listener Jill the Thrill had a tumultuous trip. Women that smoke ooo weee. Blue Face strain. We break up with our chiropractor. Palisades, Pasadena, and Huntington Garden. Shit water and the state of retail in 2024. Roadhouse the Jake Gyllenhal film we refuse to watch. The original isn’t that great but we still love it. Should Brandon “drop knowledge”? Let us know! [email protected] IG: liquor_license_podcast
LL 453 “The ABCs of Film”
March 22, 2024 04:17 - 1 hour - 67.3 MBGuests are incoming to Brandon’s place so it’s in tip top shape as Credere takes notice. Getting a black stone grill for free. Spring Break Fo Eva Year 7 of that reference. We then discuss what classifies a movie as an A B or lower, remember this is our grading system not some school learnt stuff. Then we grade: Noah, Dumb Money, Yesterday, and recap Dynasty.
LL 452 “For All That Matter”
March 15, 2024 02:36 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBThe title is just something said because Brandon was 50mg deep in a St Ides. We declare LL to be the show Bone Thugs is discussed the most and if you tuned in for that: buckle up. Mas Dame Mas. Mr Worldwide and Credere hasn’t been to a nightclub in twenty plus years. Rejects vs New Boys vs a Jerk. UFC fight and the 5 closure; real fun stuff. Tennis elbow blues but worse Zoom call.
LL 451 “Street Takeover”
March 08, 2024 03:27 - 1 hour - 66.1 MBThe podcast team is worried about your health so they offer some tips and products to help. Watching Super Mario Bros movie and Mario in general. A Jonah Hill joint and Napoleon both stink. How much movies cost vs box office. Car shows and street takeovers are not something we know anything about. Dinner at Vitello’s and Dame Mas. Mexican restaurants stop with the dance floor. MJs deal with Epcot Center.
LL 450 “Escape from LA”
March 01, 2024 03:52 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBHarlem Globetrotter-ish baseball teams are flooding the south. Our dad’s sins of the past and our proactive nature canceling those demons. 84ers a new group cluster of suspended maturity adults that buy Ray Bans. Check out Party Down and MI: Dead Reckoning. Maybe skip anything Adam Sandler.
LL 449 “Hydration Kings”
February 23, 2024 04:03 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBWe may have a new podcast name soon. The NBA Allstar weekend; what it used to be and what it became. Stupid Brandon side bits: his wife’s last name and losing a tooth. Credere’s dental awareness and credit card knowledge. Kooky pirate vs pirates booty: a rehashing of gay bar vs strip club. Movie reviews: Fury Road (again), Killer of the Flower Moon and Clerks III. More like Bradley Pooper.
LL 448 "No Shit. Lance Ito"
February 16, 2024 03:49 - 1 hour - 70.7 MBSuper Bowl 58 is over and we have to talk about it (no it’s not LL Sports). Who’s a Killer in the NFL? Stafford hate. People you’re closest to don’t appreciate your art until a broader audience does. Work friends as you age. Brandon’s place looks like the Ms Jackson video after the recent rain. Tom Arnold doing stand up kinda and The Ice House special guest.
LL 447 "Homie Don't Play That"
February 09, 2024 03:45 - 1 hour - 64.3 MBMedia Day from Liquor License studios. First announcement: Credere is not a sex god but more a sex doctor. Then We talk local radio stations, songs that question leaving LA, music while tanning and True Detective 4. The 2024 Grammys and shout out to Snoop Dogg. The evolution of power bars and energy drinks. Guinness Book of Records has gone too far: fast rap and oldest dog battle.
LL 446 “Nintendo Ass Kicking”
February 02, 2024 03:33 - 1 hour - 71.4 MBBrandon is on a Bill Maher kick, he explains. Credere got his ass kicked four times one of those was over a misplaced Nintendo cartridge. Living in 2024: the pros (for once). Customer service may become a hot commodity. The new fridge finally. Driving through LA and actually enjoying it. Shout out to Luke and the Comedy Store.
LL 445 "Little Rascals"
January 26, 2024 03:18 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBBrandon mourns the death of his sports fandom. The Bills are a “Buffalo 9”. It’s not all sports but we make picks. Toothsome Candy Factory review. Tales from the liquor store: 13 year old stabbing, crazy people admitting to losing their minds, black guy butt cheeks, and underpolicing. Old people and collections. Arclight shout out and Credere’s menu while seeing a film round out this laugh filled episode.
LL 444 “DJ Dickweed”
January 19, 2024 02:28 - 1 hour - 54.6 MBOften invited special guest: DJ joins LL. We discuss trip here to LA. Shout out to official sponsor 716itgroup.com and Paulie for also being out here for the Bills game (small sports segment, cmon it’s short). LA’s fake housing solution. Rewatch Sideways because Brandon realized why he hated it so much: his own self loathing. White guy movie vs just a guys movie. White people’s anthem is there one? Put on your Stacey Adams and find out on this special edition of LL.
LL 443 "Too Much Good Stuff"
January 12, 2024 02:42 - 1 hour - 59.1 MBWell look at us dedicating an episode to Katt Williams las† week and he went viral, we didn't. Yet Where was Katt right and what makes sense from Club Shay Shay interview. Women's winter fashion minute. Howard Stern and Sirius radio days. Foreigners wear tight shit. The Connors and offensive plant/animal names. Can you be sexually assaulted in the metaverse? What is the metaverse? Your hosts answer these hard hitting questions and pontificate on Olive Gardens new tag line.
LL Sports Ep5 "Playoff Talk"
January 09, 2024 06:31 - 44 minutes - 42 MBPlayoff Preview for that Ass!
LL 442 "Internet Sleuth"
January 05, 2024 03:32 - 1 hour - 68.1 MBIts a new year so why not discuss porn genres. A serious question about "21 Questions". People who make background music have it made. DJ Shadow: Brandon's history with the man and his music. Applebees: Eating Mediocre in the Neighborhood. Katt Williams stand up concert tour. Bigger Jordan enthusiasts: hispanics or black. New Years wishes to all of you and your families. This is the year to tell a friend about LL, then you can discuss the stuff that we badly discussed.
LL 441 “They Reminisce Over 2023”
December 29, 2023 05:51 - 1 hour - 62.5 MBWe start with video game talk and Xmas pasts. Brandon got a switch (not the will smith song). The Dog Brothers from Sex in the 90s. Sofi recap from Credere and Brandon’s trip through Inglewood, surprisingly not up to no good. Topo Chico twist and 1/2 of young adults live at home. The year wrap up and it ain’t pretty. Happy New Year to all you supportive listeners.
LL 440 "Steamy Tub Talk"
December 22, 2023 05:23 - 1 hour - 64 MBThe office Christmas party extravanganza year 7 is here! We got gifts, we got stories, and you’ll get your funny bone tickled. Hennessey has good targeted marketing. Brandon has 2 insights into what makes him tick: being around old people and not being present. Jeff Bezos discussion. Evidence and OOO WEE review: The Weed. Epsom salt measurements.
LL 439 “A Fridge Too Far”
December 15, 2023 03:22 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBBrandon details the saga that has been getting a new fridge with these asides: last minute Xmas gifts, measuring, what constitutes a good fridge, and the lousy customer service these days. The cut down all the branches on the LL smoke out. Suegro minute, shout out. Leave the World Behind rant. Next week is the always lively 8th annual office xmas party extravaganza.
LL 438 "Playboy 19"
December 08, 2023 05:10 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBPlaces that are not on our bucket lists, because we don't have bucket lists. Finding yourself at whatever age is key to aging respectfully, or so the LL mindful minute reminds you. Credere likes Ozark and Michael B Jordan complaints. Brandon's first international players ball (wedding) in Mexico. Canna Club, procrastinating, chinese food and the racial breakdown of Mexicali. Weddings are for already married people: bar none.
LL Sports Ep 4 "4x Super Bowl Champs"
December 04, 2023 17:16 - 1 hour - 61.2 MBYou Love LL + You love LL Sports = You love America or at least good takes.
LL 437 "Dirty Water Dogs"
December 01, 2023 04:47 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBAn addendum to episode 436s Beatles talk. Amazon really fucked up Brandon’s Xmas surprise. A new fridge in the future and Gabriel from Best Buy. Addiction what is at its core and what is a reasonable amount of an addiction? Fan Poll of cover art!! Two hours with the IRS and dadisms to play us out.
LL 436 "Now And Then"
November 23, 2023 23:10 - 1 hour - 59.5 MBSave Weddington golf history, Sportszilla, and how in cahoots Harvard Westlake is with LA politics. Another Beatles lesson for Credere and the listeners. When customers attack. Sleeveless shirt over a t shirt. The therapy push for America, is it too much? Don’t let the description fool you we were baked off Disco Bunnies (Brandon’s Home Grown) so we took most of the topics lightly.
LL 435 “Glamour Shots”
November 17, 2023 02:08 - 1 hour - 69.1 MBThe joy of betting. EIS: actors strike ending and what the industry will look like; it’s not good. Haven’t eating anything all day. Strip Clubs. Regular people becoming thieves: four stories to prove it. Russian River why would you make cans? Happy Thanksgiving everyone and enjoyed time with family, maybe also talk about strip clubs.
LL 434 "Consumer Reports"
November 10, 2023 03:57 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBHow do you feel about glass bottles, insoles, undershirts and mayonaisse? Well we sure have opinions on each and are not afraid to expel it. Rodney and Bob: male chefs. Movie reviews are in for the month. We saw: Killers of the Flower Moon, The Irishman, Strays and Old Dads. Holidays are coming up fast so don’t forget to tell a bud about LL, it’s the gift that keeps on giving.
LL 433 “Ice Spice Capades”
November 03, 2023 03:25 - 1 hour - 60.7 MBWe hope you’re liking the energy of the studio episodes, we sure are. R.I.P. Richard Roundtree (seems like we’re doing goddamn death dedications every week). The late 1900s. Snoop is 52. Progressive has shown us 85ers for years. Who actually purchases ice? Lakers game and the two hour window of love/hating LA. The past couple bangers are evidence enough to tell some friends about the show and we thank you for listening.
LL Sports 3 "Halftime"
October 30, 2023 20:27 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBJersey etiquette after a loss and after a season. People who wear a jersey to a game that their team is not playing at...are jerkoffs. Brandon finally breaks down why he has two NFL teams and most will still be lost. Future really made an anthem and it includes "fuck russell (wilson)". Small market teams. NFL division leaders at the half way point and trends for the next month. Trevor Bauer gets shook and Nike needs to make NHL gear.
LL 432 "Fixing LAX"
October 27, 2023 02:30 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBAfter a few rough visits to the Los Angeles Airport the guys try to figure out why it’s so bad and what can be done. R.I.P. Burt Young, Brandon shares one of his favorite LA moments. Mike Davane and Will Green are “Valley Characters”. Chilis as an eating establishment and why it’s so much cheaper to go out to eat now. We also talk sexual fantasies, is chicken soup a white thing, and lotto winners in SoCal.
LL 431 "Waistbanding a Boner"
October 20, 2023 02:51 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBAnother studio episode which means we brought the energy and the noise. Having a smaller liked minded group in all facets, why your brain can’t handle social media and more vague topics. Newsom says no to weed cafes, really? Don’t preorder your food. But preorder your Shout Out shirts! Send a DM to liquorlicensepodcast on IG with size.
LL 430 "Speculation Free"
October 13, 2023 01:54 - 1 hour - 75.2 MBThis in studio episode starts with a metro sexual minute: beard grooming. Shout out fest 2023. We get to the root of the pandemic “weirdness” we all felt. A deeper dive into pre-2020 America. Brandon goes to SF and is quite anxious on the 2 x 2 plane, fuck United. Alcatraz and a “shitty” lyft ride. Please leave a review. Tell a friend to try us out; here’s the pitch “after 2 episodes you’ll either love them or hate them” .
LL 429 "Genius Bar"
October 06, 2023 02:52 - 1 hour - 48.7 MBMiss Cleo has to see the vet. Living to 100 series on Netflix. Chris Rock minute and EIS. Kevin James may-may and also the genesis of "may-may". Enough with cancer dogs and kids on Brandon's IG account. Won't do 2 (energy drinks) babe and getting rid of palm trees. Harvesting "Disco Bunnies" and "The 39th Tee" and where the names stem from (pun intended). The apple store and two hours at the apocalyptic Fashion Square. Possible lawsuit against Miller Lite.
LL Sports 2 "Back to Back World Champions"
October 02, 2023 15:42 - 1 hour - 60.5 MBFootball season needs more seasoning so we are back to give it to you in episode 2. Like Montana to Rice we just make it look easy!! for all disagreements or like minded opinions hit us up at [email protected]
LL 428 "Golf Cart Bandit"
September 29, 2023 03:04 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBShout out and prayers to Krayzie Bone. Brandon has a misadventure with text technology and “the Genius Bar”. Weirdoughs review and top pizza places in SFV. Two series finales: Winning Time and WuTang. Parents letting kids pay, dues n dont$.
LL 427 "Black Box"
September 22, 2023 02:46 - 1 hour - 53.7 MBChecking your phone vs having hard evidence: "the back in my day" segment by Grandpa Brandon. Stomach bug makes Brandon emotional. Fuck LA attitude. Credere after 340+ episodes gets personal and speaks about his friend D's demeanor (see what we did there). Super Ooooo Weee review: month 5 of outdoor grow, green crack, Credere's edible review, terps, cheap gummies, and smoking the wrong stuff before bed. Brandon's poor executed elevator pitch to Bert Kreischer through DM (cringe worthy) at 3a...
LL 426 "Grass Not Smash: B-LO pt. 2"
September 15, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 50.3 MBRIP Jimmy Buffet and some shade thrown on his songs. Burglary minute (has not been a segment but might as well be). Walmart is putting in police stations, Credere has seen one. Watch Telemarketers on HBO. Brandon concludes his trip: chili party, Bisons games, places being closed. Jimmy's reunion story and is it real. People in Buffalo just cut you off, it's not just Brandon. What it means to cut the lawn. Thanks for listening, be sure to leave us a review or subscribe to the podcast.
LL 425 "Pizza Wars: B-LO Pt.1
September 08, 2023 04:07 - 1 hour - 48 MBBrandon wishes he could communicate better with his in-laws. Credere is against people faking the funk on foreign languages. Quick addendum to LL Sports. Pizza. The Buffalo Trip: planes, trains and automobiles. Albany, Lake George and Saratoga Springs. Pizza. Mario party and the Nintendo switch. DJ’s party and pizza. Pubski Pub and Brandon’s dad. Stay tuned for the much anticipated part 2 coming 9/15/23
LL Sports 1 "Kickoff"
September 04, 2023 23:04 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBLiquor License has branched out to a monthly sports show. Two reasons: so we don’t waste time on LL talking sports and two to have our takes more detailed. Hope you enjoy. Any money made off this podcast is to be taxed by 20% from the hosts, but you should take our advice. [email protected]