Life's a Pitch Podcast
932 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 16 hours ago - ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsLife's a Pitch brings together bizarre, strange and ultimately un-makeable film ideas and pitches for your enjoyment! Every week our two hosts, Matt and Tom are given a ridiculous film title from which to improvise a movie plot. Will it be utter rubbish? Or will it be the defining creative work of a generation? Only time will tell!
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Deleted Scenes: Superheroes Anonymous
August 17, 2020 09:00 - 28 minutes - 40.3 MBWhat happens when all the saving is over and done with? Are extreme sports just regular sports but jazz? And just what does it take to REALLY forget Sarah Marshall? This is the Deleted Scenes, where the various bonus goofs of Life's a Pitch get collected each week. If this is your first time listening, you might want to start with one of our regular episodes first! They actually have structure!
Episode 287: My Life As A Figure Of Public Hatred
August 14, 2020 22:56 - 44 minutes - 61.2 MBIn this episode about mockumentaries, we very boldly make the claim that Nazis are bad. Haley Joel Osment's character goes back in time to try to change Hitler's mind, and winds up in a spot of bother. Also pitched this week: Real Tea - Miranda Hart and Werner Herzog are an unlikely pairing as Werner goes undercover to find out what happened to all those kids who got a free tour of the Lancashire Tea factory all those years ago Flip, Flop, Never Stop - A mysterious new craze has crashed int...
Deleted Scenes: Michael Bay's "Little Women"
August 10, 2020 00:00 - 41 minutes - 57 MBWe pitch the movie "The Unbelievable Pheasant" - like chicken run meet knives out with pheasants! And discuss Michael Bay's Little women. This episode was brought to you by our patrons, whose names are too long and varied to list here, but you can join them in the cult of bisk by going to www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast Find us at www.facebook.com/lifesapitchpodcast Or follow us on twitter @lifesapitchshow Follow us on twitch for our video game live feeds - www.twitch.com/lifesapitchpo...
Episode 286: A Monocle on Both Eyes
August 07, 2020 01:00 - 51 minutes - 71.2 MBWe pitch some period mystery's this week as we delve into another Monopoly movie - "A Monocle on Both Eyes" We also pitch some honourable mentions - A Murder full of Vicar Rage - a film about a guy wanting to kill a load of vicar's because of the amount of Juggalo's there are in the church. The Tipsy Toddler - A film set in a pub in rural England, with a mysterious past! This episode was brought to you by our patrons, whose names are too long and varied to list here, but you can join the...
Deleted Scenes: We Love Dave Benson Phillips
August 03, 2020 21:32 - 26 minutes - 36.4 MBTom and Matt are joined by Dave Bulmer to pitch 'Meat? Cute!' And also earnestly discuss the long and glorious career of everyone's favourite childrens' entertainer, Dave Benson Phillips.
Episode 285: She's Rich, I'm Poor. We're Trapped On A Haunted Jumbo Jet (With Dave Bulmer)
August 01, 2020 13:48 - 59 minutes - 81.1 MBThis week we're joined by Dave Bulmer to pitch some romantic comedies! Two neighbors (Anna Kendrick and Brie Larson) on a flight get off to a rocky start when they discover that they're on the opposite sides of an upcoming trial. However, when the haunting starts (Dave Benson Phillips), so does the romance. Also pitched this week: Go Speed Dater Go! - A superhero movie in which nominative determinism reigns, and powers aren't always a blessing. Also it's set in Shaftesbury. Angry Puddle - ...
Deleted Scenes: You Can't See Me
July 27, 2020 23:32 - 22 minutes - 30.7 MBSome eclectic deleted scenes in which we pitch an origin story of John Cena and talk about the perils of youtube fame. The Deleted Scenes podcast collects a bunch of the off-topic offshoots from the main Life's a Pitch show as well as one bonus pitch every week. Needless to say, it's probably best to start with the regular episodes if you're new to the show!
Episode 284: My Brain Is A Hellscape Full Of Clowns
July 24, 2020 23:06 - 55 minutes - 76.1 MBThis week we pitch competitive performance movies. That's what this is, don't question it. Also featured: "Exit Stage Front" - Daniel Radcliffe has to make a choice between rocking out and his new found stage acting talent... or does he? "Tickle My Toes, Fame is Yours" - Of course it's Amanda Bynes, she's performing in a renaissance-era talent show, but she can't dance! Until she meets a special stomy goblin man (Danny Devito)
Deleted Scenes: Crab On The Backseat
July 21, 2020 13:19 - 29 minutes - 40.1 MBThis week we pitch a road movie in which Rebecca Black takes vengeance on the industry that wronged her... by way of a mysterious crab. Also: Matt gets American geography wrong, and we talk about the genre!
Episode 283: I Have To Make It To This Maroon 5 Concert Or I'll Die
July 17, 2020 22:54 - 58 minutes - 81 MBThis week, it's road rules! Cara Delevigne gets a chilling text message from some guy she met at a party, and her trip cross-country to a gig with her friends (and Brendan Fraser) will change all their lives forever. Also this week: 'Snake Car' (with Robert Downey Jr) and 'No Toilet Break 'til Reno' (Probably featuring Robin Williams)
Deleted Scenes: The Non-Thinking-Man's Jennifer Lawrence
July 14, 2020 10:30 - 24 minutes - 33.2 MBSome more deleted scenes from episode 282, we pitch another Paranormal Young Adult Dystopia by fully co-opting the plot to the Amanda Bynes movie "What a Girl Wants"
Episode 282: My Left Ear Is A Portal To Hell
July 11, 2020 12:26 - 58 minutes - 80.5 MBThis week Matt & Tom are faced with pitching for a brand new genre: Paranormal Young Adult Dystopia It gets a little weird but they eventually break new ground, pitching the third in Ari Aster's strange and terrifying trilogy as a follow-up to Hereditary and Midsommar in which Rupert Grint is brought into the Hollywood spotlight, whether he likes it or not. We also pitched 'Dividing the Dead' in which Jack Black is a teen whose soul might get bought by a hypercapitalist society, In addition w...
Deleted Scenes: Fuck That One Guy In Particular
July 07, 2020 17:05 - 33 minutes - 46.2 MBThe conspiracies continue, whilst Tom and Matt talk seriously about their favourite conspiracy theories.
Episode 281: Run From The Postmen
July 04, 2020 21:36 - 48 minutes - 66.4 MBThis week we tackle the complicated genre of Conspiracy Thrillers! There's corruption in the ancient order of the Post Office, and it goes right to the top!
Deleted Scenes: HIDDEN EGG
June 30, 2020 00:30 - 30 minutes - 41.7 MBWe pitch a whole guerrilla marketing campaign about a mysterious hidden egg, Matt grills Tom about Mad Men, and we try to figure out which celebrities born 31 years before us we could beat up.
Episode 280: Ad Men
June 26, 2020 22:11 - 37 minutes - 50.9 MBThis week Matt and Tom decide to go a little off the beaten track, pitching ad campaigns! It gets weird, in a good(?)way.
LaP280 Ad Men
June 26, 2020 22:11 - 37 minutes - 50.9 MBThis week Matt and Tom decide to go a little off the beaten track, pitching ad campaigns! It gets weird, in a good(?)way.
Deleted Scenes: Lin Manuel's Dark Secret
June 22, 2020 13:09 - 36 minutes - 50.5 MBWe pitch a disturbing sports-based history of nazi germany, give our thoughts on war movies and Artemis Fowl, then hope that our faves in Hollywood don't end up like those horrible bad men.
Episode 279: I Have Chronic Ass Shaking Disease
June 19, 2020 14:58 - 41 minutes - 57.6 MBThis is a war movie. Let that sink in. Okay, now listen to the episode!
Deleted Scenes: Every 90's Nostalgia Podcast At Once (with Dave Bulmer)
June 15, 2020 23:02 - 25 minutes - 35.2 MBThis week, we got Dave started on how things were better in the 90s, so Matt and Tom decide to make some nostalgia podcasts of their own to compete with Sonic the Comic the Podcast. Oh yeah and we also pitched a movie called the Trout of Doubt, but whatever, right?
Deleted Scenes: Every 90's Nostalgia Podcast At Once
June 15, 2020 23:02 - 25 minutes - 35.2 MBThis week, we got Dave started on how things were better in the 90s, so Matt and Tom decide to make some nostalgia podcasts of their own to compete with Sonic the Comic the Podcast. Oh yeah and we also pitched a movie called the Trout of Doubt, but whatever, right?
Episode 278: The Shower Of Gold
June 12, 2020 16:47 - 57 minutes - 78.5 MBThis week we were joined by Dave Bulmer in order to pitch some Treasure Hunting movies, including 'The Pyramid Scheme', 'The Lost Aisle of Asda' and finally the extreme plumbing movie 'Shower of Gold'!
Episode 278: The Shower Of Gold (With Dave Bulmer)
June 12, 2020 16:47 - 57 minutes - 78.5 MBThis week we were joined by Dave Bulmer in order to pitch some Treasure Hunting movies, including 'The Pyramid Scheme', 'The Lost Aisle of Asda' and finally the extreme plumbing movie 'Shower of Gold'!
Deleted Scenes: Tom Hardy, the Real-life Robotnik
June 09, 2020 11:39 - 41 minutes - 56.6 MBContinuing our streak of movies based on song titles, we pitch '99 Red Balloons' as a young adult dystopian film. Then we discuss our various (spicy) takes on reality TV, the young adult genre, and what netflix series we predict in the near future.
Episode 277: Video Killed The Radio Star
June 06, 2020 00:09 - 58 minutes - 80.2 MBThis week we pitched movies based on song titles, culminating in a nostalgia-fueled dystopia/noir/action flick set in the mid-90's UK
Deleted Scenes: The Cyberwife Saga
June 02, 2020 14:34 - 16 minutes - 22.7 MBThis week, we create a whole series of movies in which a man makes a robot wife, and then has virtually nothing to do with the rest of the film as she goes off on her own adventures.
Episode 276: A Robot Stole My Femur
May 29, 2020 14:41 - 58 minutes - 80.5 MBThis week in pitching robot movies, we accidentally recreate the tortoise and the hare in the grisliest fashion possible. Thanks to all our patrons for making the podcast possible, to join them, and get an extra pitch every week, go to www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast
Delsce275 20 Barrels Of Lemons To Spare
May 26, 2020 22:55 - 29 minutes - 40.1 MBThis week we pitch another treasure hunting pirate movie with parrot people, and jump into deep, deep waters deconstructing the pirate genre.
Deleted Scenes: 20 Barrels Of Lemons To Spare
May 26, 2020 22:55 - 29 minutes - 40.1 MBThis week we pitch another treasure hunting pirate movie with parrot people, and jump into deep, deep waters deconstructing the pirate genre.
Episode 275: I Have Tapeworm
May 23, 2020 13:25 - 51 minutes - 71.1 MBThis week, we're pitching pirate movies! Not that you'd know from the title. Thanks to 'My Waste of Talent' for the title. Thanks to all our patrons for keeping the show going! To join them, go to www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast
Deleted Scenes: We'll Always Have The Bayou
May 19, 2020 13:28 - 20 minutes - 28.6 MBDeleted Scenes: We'll Always Have The Bayou by Matt and Tom
Episode 274: Astronauts At Law (With Rosemary Margarella)
May 16, 2020 17:34 - 56 minutes - 77.9 MBThis episode was brought to you by our patrons, whose names are too long and varied to list here, but you can join them in the cult of bisk by going to www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast Find us at www.facebook.com/lifesapitchpodcast Or follow us on twitter @lifesapitchshow Follow us on twitch for our video game live feeds - www.twitch.com/lifesapitchpodcast Subscribe on iTunes! - https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/lifes-a-pitch/id1003281026?mt=2 Or on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/s...
Episode 274: Astronauts At Law
May 16, 2020 17:34 - 56 minutes - 77.9 MBEpisode 274: Astronauts At Law by Matt and Tom
Deleted Scenes: Is Space Jam An Animal Movie?
May 12, 2020 12:39 - 15 minutes - 21.9 MBThis week, we question the difference between Animal Movies and Animal Toons, get caught up debating Zootopia, and lay out an origin story for Nokia phones in The Complete Hisssstory of Sam the Snake
Episode 273: President Cat
May 08, 2020 14:37 - 44 minutes - 61.6 MBThis week we are back with some very strange animal movies. culminating in the political thriller of the decade. President Cat!
Deleted Scenes: Attack Of The Fifty-Foot Christian From Midsommar
May 04, 2020 11:31 - 25 minutes - 35.7 MBWe discuss a pressing moral quandry, who's worse, Christian from Midsommar, or Thanos? And also pitch an story of alien abduction in "the thinking meat is strange"
Episode 272: The Horror Of Colossus Bay
May 02, 2020 12:12 - 38 minutes - 52.3 MBThis week we pitched a bunch of really cool monster movies, ending in a Lovecraftian JAWS with Florence Pugh and Adrien Brody! This episode was brought to you by our patrons, whose names are too long and varied to list here, but you can join them in the cult of bisk by going to www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast Find us at www.facebook.com/lifesapitchpodcast Or follow us on twitter @lifesapitchshow Follow us on twitch for our video game live feeds - www.twitch.com/lifesapitchpodcast Subsc...
Deleted Scenes: The Criminal Record Player
April 28, 2020 14:44 - 18 minutes - 24.8 MBWe talk with Bret about terrible alternate universe versions of this podcast, then pitch a movie a criminal movie about records!
Episode 271: Sticky
April 24, 2020 19:56 - 45 minutes - 62.4 MBThis week we pitched crime movies, and came up with 'Sticky' which will forever change your idea of Vancouver.
Episode 271: Sticky (With Bret MW)
April 24, 2020 19:56 - 45 minutes - 62.4 MBThis week we pitched crime movies, and came up with 'Sticky' which will forever change your idea of Vancouver. This episode was brought to you by our patrons, whose names are too long and varied to list here, but you can join them in the cult of bisk by going to www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast Find us at www.facebook.com/lifesapitchpodcast Or follow us on twitter @lifesapitchshow Follow us on twitch for our video game live feeds - www.twitch.com/lifesapitchpodcast Subscribe on iTunes! ...
Deleted Scenes: The Shoe Magician
April 21, 2020 11:48 - 34 minutes - 47.3 MBDeleted Scenes: The Shoe Magician by Matt and Tom
Episode 270: Raccoon Express (With Dave Bulmer)
April 17, 2020 16:59 - 57 minutes - 78.6 MBWe continue our celebration of Disney+ by pitching a Pixar movie with Dave Bulmer of the Serious Disness podcast!
Deleted Scenes: The Enthusiastic Dragon (With the Disverse Worldwide Podcast)
April 13, 2020 21:54 - 13 minutes - 18.6 MBA very uncomfortable tour with George Clooney.... This episode was brought to you by our patrons, whose names are too long and varied to list here, but you can join them in the cult of bisk by going to www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast Find us at www.facebook.com/lifesapitchpodcast Or follow us on twitter @lifesapitchshow Follow us on twitch for our video game live feeds - www.twitch.com/lifesapitchpodcast Subscribe on iTunes! - https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/lifes-a-pitch/id1003281...
Episode 269: My Invisible Cat (With the Disverse Worldwide Podcast)
April 11, 2020 17:09 - 51 minutes - 70.3 MBThis week we pitched Disney movies with the guys from Disverse Worldwide! Check them out here https://soundcloud.com/disverseworldwide This episode was brought to you by our patrons, whose names are too long and varied to list here, but you can join them in the cult of bisk by going to www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast Find us at www.facebook.com/lifesapitchpodcast Or follow us on twitter @lifesapitchshow Follow us on twitch for our video game live feeds - www.twitch.com/lifesapitchpodcas...
Episode 269: My Invisible Cat
April 11, 2020 17:09 - 51 minutes - 70.3 MBThis week we pitched Disney movies with the guys from Disverse Worldwide! Check them out here https://soundcloud.com/disverseworldwide
Deleted Scenes: A Bridge To Yesterday
April 07, 2020 00:45 - 23 minutes - 33.4 MBAnother Twilight Zone episode, this time Simon Pegg is ruining the Spacetime continuum
Episode 268: The Twilight Zone
April 03, 2020 15:36 - 41 minutes - 56.3 MBThis week Matt and Tom take a look through the scary, scary door that is The Twilight Zone and in so doing we create three brand new harrowing episodes. "The Man Who Would Not Stop Licking" "Once In Your Lifetime" and "The Shadow Heard Singing" This podcast is made possible by our patrons, who help us out at https://www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast
Deleted Scenes: I'm-a-Dick Bible dot com (With Martyn Bryson)
March 29, 2020 23:26 - 25 minutes - 34.7 MBThis episode was brought to you by our patrons, whose names are too long and varied to list here, but you can join them in the cult of bisk by going to www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast Find us at www.facebook.com/lifesapitchpodcast Or follow us on twitter @lifesapitchshow Follow us on twitch for our video game live feeds - www.twitch.com/lifesapitchpodcast Subscribe on iTunes! - https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/lifes-a-pitch/id1003281026?mt=2 Or on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/s...
Episode 267: The Tip Of The Umbrella (With Martyn Bryson)
March 27, 2020 23:53 - 46 minutes - 64.5 MBWe delve into a famous conspiracy theory as we pitch the Spy movie "The Tip Of the Umbrella" This episode was brought to you by our patrons, whose names are too long and varied to list here, but you can join them in the cult of bisk by going to www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast Find us at www.facebook.com/lifesapitchpodcast Or follow us on twitter @lifesapitchshow Follow us on twitch for our video game live feeds - www.twitch.com/lifesapitchpodcast Subscribe on iTunes! - https://itunes.ap...
Deleted Scenes: Kung Foo Fighters (With Edd Crawley)
March 23, 2020 21:51 - 18 minutes - 25.9 MBWe talk about our favourite martial arts movies and pitch another film! This episode was brought to you by our patrons, whose names are too long and varied to list here, but you can join them in the cult of bisk by going to www.patreon.com/lifesapitchpodcast Find us at www.facebook.com/lifesapitchpodcast Or follow us on twitter @lifesapitchshow Follow us on twitch for our video game live feeds - www.twitch.com/lifesapitchpodcast Subscribe on iTunes! - https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/l...