Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe
393 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 130 ratingsA Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist!
What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short).
Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end.
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Ep. 46: Sleepaway Camp: “The Tale of the Eclectic and Marvelous Wardrobe of Short Shirt”
June 26, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 109 MBKim tells Ket about the “classic” horror movie, that was surely nominated for several Oscars, starring Felissa Rose, Jonathan Tiersten and Karen Fields. In this film, boobs are VIP tickets to the Boy Circle and Kim has backstage passes… Ket was, is, and always will be looking for scalpers in the parking lot. Nick Santa Croce, this one’s for you! Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket will live or die in Sleepaway Camp. Dir. Robert Hiltzik Get acquainted with all things KIM & K...
Morbid Mini-Monday 07: “Child’s Play”
June 24, 2019 10:00 - 13 minutes - 12 MB“Child’s Play” In Theaters June 21, 2019 Ket tells Kim about Child’s Play starring, our girl, Aubrey Plaza. Once again, IF. YOU. HAVE. CHILDREN. THEY, OR THEIR TOYS, WILL BE HAUNTED. You’ve been warned… again. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Join Podcoin and use code "StayAlive" for 300 coins Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at [email protected]...
Ep. 45: Bad Samaritan: “The Tale of David Tennant Can’t Save Every Movie”
June 19, 2019 10:00 - 2 hours - 134 MBKet tells Kim about Bad Samaritan starring David Tennant, Robert Sheehan and Kerry Condon. Ketryn learns a very important lesson: David Tennant, while a near perfect human, is only mortal, after all. Kim will come as close as we’ve ever seen her to losing her complete mind and almost killing Ketryn. And both the girls will get “Geostormed.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will love or die in Bad Samaritan. Dir. Dean Devlin Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.ki...
Morbid Mini-Monday 06: "Doctor Sleep"
June 17, 2019 10:00 - 9 minutes - 9.14 MB“Doctor Sleep” In Theaters November 8, 2019 Kim tells Ket about the most recent installment of The Stephen King Universe from Mike Flanagan. Join the girls at the Overlook Hotel. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at [email protected] Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast Twit the girls on Twitter: @kk...
Ep. 44: Poltergeist: “The Tale of the True Clown of Horror”
June 12, 2019 10:00 - 2 hours - 134 MBKim tells Ket about Poltergeist starring JoBeth Williams, Heather O’Rourke and Craig T. Nelson. I know, I know! How has Ketryn not seen this? We’ll get into it. Chill out about it. Also, did you not learn our lesson from last week? If you have kids, they WILL become haunted. We’ll also find out that in the great bracket of terrifying clowns, Pennywise may have some competition. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Poltergeist. Dir. Tobe Hooper Get acquain...
Morbid Mini-Monday 05: "The Dead Don’t Die"
June 10, 2019 10:00 - 9 minutes - 9.05 MB“The Dead Don’t Die” In Theaters June 14, 2019 Ket tells Kim about the newest “The Dead Don’t Die" trailer. The girls determine what kind of zombies they would be. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at [email protected] Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast Twit the girls on Twitter: @kksampodcast Boo...
Ep. 43: Ouija: Origin of Evil: “The Tale of Creepy Crap Bag Kids”
June 05, 2019 10:00 - 2 hours - 128 MBKet tells Kim about Ouija: Origin of Evil starring Elizabeth Reaser, Henry Thomas, Lulu Wilson and Annalisse Basso. The girls need all #Sammies to know something: If you have kids, they WILL become haunted and they WILL find crap bags of cash in the walls. You’ve been warned. Oh! And make sure you know what you’d ask each other as code to throw off a Ouija Demon. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Ouija: Origin of Evil. Dir. Mike Flanagan Get acquainted...
Morbid Mini-Monday 04: "Midsommar"
June 03, 2019 10:00 - 11 minutes - 10.8 MB“Midsommar” In Theaters July 3, 2019 Ket tells Kim about the Midsommar trailer. This doesn’t bode well for our Burnsie, as she is most likely to join a cult. Watch the trailer here... http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at [email protected] Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast Twit the girls on Twitter: @kksampodcast Book...
Ep. 42: Emelie: “The Tale of China Holes Out - Tits Up”
May 29, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 110 MBKim tells Ket about Emelie starring Sarah Bolger, Carly Adams, Joshua Rush. Our episode opens with the girls catching a case of the giggles. Kim is still on low-key (high-key?) crack due to lack of sleep. The girls coin a new mantra. (Spoiler Alert: it has to do with tits and vagina.) Ket comes to terms with her uncanny resemblance to an anxious 9 year old child. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Emelie. Dir. Michael Thelin Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET...
Ep. 42: Emelie: “The Tale of 'Gina Holes Out - Tits Up”
May 29, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBKim tells Ket about Emelie starring Sarah Bolger, Carly Adams, Joshua Rush. Our episode opens with the girls catching a case of the giggles. Kim is still on low-key (high-key?) crack due to lack of sleep. The girls coin a new mantra. (Spoiler Alert: it has to do with tits and vagina.) Ket comes to terms with her uncanny resemblance to an anxious 9 year old child. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Emelie. Dir. Michael Thelin Get acquainted with all things ...
Morbid Mini-Monday 03: "The Odds"
May 27, 2019 10:00 - 9 minutes - 8.26 MB“The Odds” Arriving on VOD, Digital HD, leading Digital Platforms and DVD On June 4, 2019 Kim tells Ket about The Odds trailer. We learn that Ket is not super attached to her extremities. Watch the trailer here... http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at [email protected] Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast Twit the girls o...
Ep. 41: House of Wax (1953): “The Tale of Happy Corporeal Birthday, Sir Vincent Price!”
May 22, 2019 10:00 - 2 hours - 119 MBKet tells Kim about House of Wax starring Vincent Price, Frank Lovejoy, and Phyllis Kirk. Ket begins planning the wedding of Kim and her new Ghost Beau that lives in Ket’s kitchen. They switch gears from being a horror movie comedy podcast to a Paris Hilton/Grammar/Old Timey Musical Podcast. Y’all cool with that? Cool. They also decide that they prefer living in the era where women didn’t have to store their internal organs in their hats. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will li...
Morbid Mini-Monday 02: "Brightburn"
May 20, 2019 10:00 - 12 minutes - 11.4 MB“Brightburn” In theaters May 27, 2019 Ket tells Kim about the Brightburn trailer. Picture Superman...but he’s a dick. Watch the trailer here... http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at [email protected] Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast Twit the girls on Twitter: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksamp...
Ep. 40: Summer of ‘84: “The Tale of Peek-a-Boobs”
May 15, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 109 MBKim tells Ket about "Summer of ‘84" starring Graham Verchere, Judah Lewis, Caleb Emery, and Cory Gruter-Andrew. We’ll learn about when it’s appropriate to use binoculars. The girls will begin their blueprints for their Podcast Treehouse and they’ll blame everything on raccoons. They’ll also tell you the most foolproof survival tactic they’ve ever shared. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Summer of ‘84. Dir. Francois Simard, Anouk Whissell, Yoann-Karl Whissell...
Morbid Mini-Monday 01: "It: Chapter Two"
May 13, 2019 10:00 - 11 minutes - 10.7 MBWe did a new thing!! We couldn't stay away from our Sammies for an entire week because we love you too damn much. Here's a lil Mini-Monday trailer episode to start your week off right... “It: Chapter Two"In theaters September 6, 2019.Kim tells Ket about the "It: Chapter Two" trailer since Ket has, inexplicably, never seen any of the "It" movies. Kim on the other hand, cannot control her high-pitched voice of childhood fear.Watch the trailer here K&K are excited to be a part of ...
39: Ep. 39: Us: “The Tale of The Fitted Burpsmap”
May 08, 2019 10:00 - 2 hours - 124 MB*Spoiler alert - watch it first if you don’t want to hear the spoils!* Ket tells Kim about the Jordan Peele masterpiece, Us, starring Lupita Nyong’o, Winston Duke, and Elisabeth Moss. We’ll learn to never hide a key in a hide-a-key. The girls will remind you that the the correct amount of time to stab someone is forever. And we’ll all want to run away from Santa Cruz, bipedally. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Us. Dir. Jordan Peele Get acquainted wi...
Ep. 39: Us: “The Tale of The Fitted Burpsmap”
May 08, 2019 10:00 - 2 hours - 153 MB*Spoiler alert - watch it first if you don’t want to hear the spoils!* Ket tells Kim about the Jordan Peele masterpiece, Us, starring Lupita Nyong’o, Winston Duke, and Elisabeth Moss. We’ll learn to never hide a key in a hide-a-key. The girls will remind you that the the correct amount of time to stab someone is forever. And we’ll all want to run away from Santa Cruz, bipedally. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Us. Dir. Jordan Peele Get acquainted with the AL...
Ep. 38: REC: “The Tale of -- Yo! I’m Reportin’ Here!”
May 01, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 107 MBKim tells Ket about the 2007 Spanish horror REC starring Manuela Velasco, Ferran Terraza and Jorge-Yamam Serrano. The girls will explore which alternate universe they’re currently living in based on The Mandela Effect and the correct spelling of The Berenstein (Berenstain?) Bears. Ket will journey into yet another Zombie-ish situation and she’ll mistake the spanish word for ‘I’ with an assertive New York accent. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in REC. Dir. Jaume Balagu...
38: Ep. 38: REC: “The Tale of -- Yo! I’m Reportin’ Here!”
May 01, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 95.3 MBKim tells Ket about the 2007 Spanish horror REC starring Manuela Velasco, Ferran Terraza and Jorge-Yamam Serrano. The girls will explore which alternate universe they’re currently living in based on The Mandela Effect and the correct spelling of The Berenstein (Berenstain?) Bears. Ket will journey into yet another Zombie-ish situation and she’ll mistake the spanish word for ‘I’ with an assertive New York accent. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in REC. Dir. Jau...
Ep. 37: Let The Right One In: “The Tale of Big Milk”
April 24, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 113 MBKet tells Kim about the creepy Swedish love story of Let The Right One In starring Kare Hedebrant, Lina Leandersson, and Per Ragnar. The girls will re-acquaint themselves with everyone’s favorite crime dog: Kevin McGruff. Ket will discover her favorite defense against baddies: 30 cats! The girls will also remind you to be wary of adults who drink glasses of milk. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Let The Right One In. Dir. Tomas Alfredson Get acquainted wit...
37: Ep. 37: Let The Right One In: “The Tale of Big Milk”
April 24, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 91.1 MBKet tells Kim about the creepy Swedish love story of Let The Right One In starring Kare Hedebrant, Lina Leandersson, and Per Ragnar. The girls will re-acquaint themselves with everyone’s favorite crime dog: Kevin McGruff. Ket will discover her favorite defense against baddies: 30 cats! The girls will also remind you to be wary of adults who drink glasses of milk. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Let The Right One In. Dir. Tomas Alfredson Get acqua...
36: Ep. 36: Terrifier: “The Tale of the Warehouse of Requirement”
April 17, 2019 10:00 - 2 hours - 113 MBKim tells Ket about the terrifying Terrifier starring David Howard Thornton, Jenna Kanell and Samantha Scaffidi. This one was a doozy, #Sammies. The girls added several entries to their survival guide. They explained the very real perils of wearing one-piece outfits in public bathrooms and they will fail at answering the question “what IS this building, though?”. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Terrifier. Dir. Damien Leone Get acquainted with the ALL...
Ep. 36: Terrifier: “The Tale of the Warehouse of Requirement”
April 17, 2019 10:00 - 2 hours - 126 MBKim tells Ket about the terrifying Terrifier starring David Howard Thornton, Jenna Kanell and Samantha Scaffidi. This one was a doozy, #Sammies. The girls added several entries to their survival guide. They explained the very real perils of wearing one-piece outfits in public bathrooms and they will fail at answering the question “what IS this building, though?”. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Terrifier. Dir. Damien Leone Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS K...
35: Ep. 35: The Forest: “The Tale of There Ain’t No S’mores in this Forest, Bitch”
April 10, 2019 10:00 - 2 hours - 115 MBKet tells Kim about The Forest starring Natalie Dormer, Taylor Kinney and Eoin Macken. We’ll say “goodbye” to KKSAM podcast because the girls are starting a Funeral Moonbounce business that is going to be v. v. lucrative. (J.K.) The girls will find a new level of night beyond “night night”: TRIPLE NIGHT! And we’ll all meet a new member of Baby Burpsmap’s family tree. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Forest. Dir. Jason Zada Get acquainted with the AL...
Ep. 35: The Forest: “The Tale of There Ain’t No S’mores in this Forest, Bitch”
April 10, 2019 10:00 - 2 hours - 153 MBKet tells Kim about The Forest starring Natalie Dormer, Taylor Kinney and Eoin Macken. We’ll say “goodbye” to KKSAM podcast because the girls are starting a Funeral Moonbounce business that is going to be v. v. lucrative. (J.K.) The girls will find a new level of night beyond “night night”: TRIPLE NIGHT! And we’ll all meet a new member of Baby Burpsmap’s family tree. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Forest. Dir. Jason Zada Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS ...
34: Ep. 34: April Fool’s Day: “The Tale of Muffy, Buffy, and Mary O’Reilly O’Shea O’Nikki”
April 03, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBKim tells Ket about the classic April Fool’s Day starring Deborah Foreman, Griffin O’Neal, and Clayton Rohner. We’ll learn that Ketryn does not like April Fools pranks… unless she’s the one playing them. The girls will tell the story of the “Birth of Cinq,” and they’ll reluctantly answer some very revealing 1986 Cosmo quiz questions. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in April Fool’s Day. Dir. Fred Walton Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www...
Ep. 34: April Fool’s Day: “The Tale of Muffy, Buffy, and Mary O’Reilly O’Shea O’Nikki”
April 03, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 139 MBKim tells Ket about the classic April Fool’s Day starring Deborah Foreman, Griffin O’Neal, and Clayton Rohner. We’ll learn that Ketryn does not like April Fools pranks… unless she’s the one playing them. The girls will tell the story of the “Birth of Cinq,” and they’ll reluctantly answer some very revealing 1986 Cosmo quiz questions. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in April Fool’s Day. Dir. Fred Walton Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandke...
Ep. 33: The Witch in the Window: “The Tale of Early 90’s Ghosts in Hammer Pants”
March 27, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 104 MBKet tells Kim about the Shudder Original, The Witch in the Window starring Alex Draper, Charlie Tacker and Carol Stanzione.. Kim meets a KKSAM celeb from episode 10. Ket laments her inability to see whatever image was in those magic eye posters. Both girls praise the holy universe that documentation of the indiscretions of their youth was far more sparse than it is today. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Witch in the Window. Dir. Andy Mitton Get acquainted w...
33: Ep. 33: The Witch in the Window: “The Tale of Early 90’s Ghosts in Hammer Pants”
March 27, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 94.2 MBKet tells Kim about the Shudder Original, The Witch in the Window starring Alex Draper, Charlie Tacker and Carol Stanzione.. Kim meets a KKSAM celeb from episode 10. Ket laments her inability to see whatever image was in those magic eye posters. Both girls praise the holy universe that documentation of the indiscretions of their youth was far more sparse than it is today. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Witch in the Window. Dir. Andy Mitton Get acq...
Ep. 32: Mandy: “The Tale of Your Formal Invitation to Kim & Ket’s Plaster of Plaris Craft Night”
March 20, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 147 MBKim tells Ket about the acid trip that is the Shudder exclusive, Mandy, starring Nicolas Cage (Icolas Age) and Andrea Riseborough. Ket enlists The #Sammies to join the “Keep Kim Out of a Cult” mission. Kim cannot, under any circumstances, remember the name for a crossbow. They’ll both end the episode completely high. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Mandy. Dir. Panos Cosmatos Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with...
32: Ep. 32: Mandy: “The Tale of Your Formal Invitation to Kim & Ket’s Plaster of Plaris Craft Night”
March 20, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 109 MBKim tells Ket about the acid trip that is the Shudder exclusive, Mandy, starring Nicolas Cage (Icolas Age) and Andrea Riseborough. Ket enlists The #Sammies to join the “Keep Kim Out of a Cult” mission. Kim cannot, under any circumstances, remember the name for a crossbow. They’ll both end the episode completely high. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Mandy. Dir. Panos Cosmatos Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com ...
Ep. 31: Leprechaun 2: “The Tale of Marrying for Leppy Gold”
March 13, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 133 MBKet tells Kim about Leprechaun 2 starring the charming and profesh Warwick Davis, Charlie Heath and Shevonne Durkin. The girls will find Bridget a little picky. I mean, the dating scene is a jungle out there! They’ll also discuss the exciting and polarizing topic of motorboating. And listeners will learn that one should always be armed with iron to survive. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Leprechaun 2. Dir. Rodman Flender Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS ...
31: Ep. 31: Leprechaun 2: “The Tale of Marrying for Leppy Gold”
March 13, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 99.5 MBKet tells Kim about Leprechaun 2 starring the charming and profesh Warwick Davis, Charlie Heath and Shevonne Durkin. The girls will find Bridget a little picky. I mean, the dating scene is a jungle out there! They’ll also discuss the exciting and polarizing topic of motorboating. And listeners will learn that one should always be armed with iron to survive. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Leprechaun 2. Dir. Rodman Flender Get acquainted with the AL...
Ep. 30: Revenge: “The Tale of Killin’ Scrotes”
March 06, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 166 MBKim tells Ket about Revenge starring Matilda Anna Ingrid Lutz, Kevin Janssens, and Vincent Colombe. As usual, they talk about the important things like what do ants eat? Are those Kim’s real legs? Is Ketryn’s husband a daytime serial killer? The girls will also add to their survival guide with fool-proof ways to stay alive like “learn to do a single pull-up.” But most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live and get revenge in… Revenge. Dir. Coralie Fargeat Use code KKSAMPODCAST ...
30: Ep. 30: Revenge: “The Tale of Killin’ Scrotes”
March 06, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 105 MBKim tells Ket about Revenge starring Matilda Anna Ingrid Lutz, Kevin Janssens, and Vincent Colombe. As usual, they talk about the important things like what do ants eat? Are those Kim’s real legs? Is Ketryn’s husband a daytime serial killer? The girls will also add to their survival guide with fool-proof ways to stay alive like “learn to do a single pull-up.” But most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live and get revenge in… Revenge. Dir. Coralie Fargeat Use code KKSA...
Ep. 29: Honeymoon: “The Tale of Pirate Porn and HoneyKim”
February 27, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 145 MBKet tells Kim about Honeymoon (2014) starring Rose Leslie and Harry Treadaway. The girls will pay homage to the niche genre of porn known as pirate porn… that’s a thing, no? Ket will invite herself onto Kim’s honeymoon to prevent her from getting ‘aliened,’ much to Kim’s chagrin. But most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Honeymoon. Dir. Leigh Janiak Use code KKSAMPODCAST for 10% off your Fangoria subscription Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www....
29: Ep. 29: Honeymoon: “The Tale of Pirate Porn and HoneyKim”
February 27, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 89.8 MBKet tells Kim about Honeymoon (2014) starring Rose Leslie and Harry Treadaway. The girls will pay homage to the niche genre of porn known as pirate porn… that’s a thing, no? Ket will invite herself onto Kim’s honeymoon to prevent her from getting ‘aliened,’ much to Kim’s chagrin. But most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Honeymoon. Dir. Leigh Janiak Use code KKSAMPODCAST for 10% off your Fangoria subscription Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KE...
Ep. 28: Angel Heart: “The Tale of Dick Porter and the Wife Respecters”
February 20, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 165 MBKim tells Ket about Angel Heart starring Mickey Rourke, Robert DeNiro and Lisa Bonet in honor of Arik’s birthday. The girls will coin a new term for that incredibly hot piece of male accoutrement with a very unfortunate name. They’ll also be introduced to Burpsmaps attorney: Winesmap. And Kim will be unfaithful to Skelefrank while Ket will look for literally any excuse to get up in Lisa Bonet’s piece. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Angel Heart. Dir. Alan Parker ...
28: Ep. 28: Angel Heart: “The Tale of Dick Porter and the Wife Respecters”
February 20, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 110 MBKim tells Ket about Angel Heart starring Mickey Rourke, Robert DeNiro and Lisa Bonet in honor of Arik’s birthday. The girls will coin a new term for that incredibly hot piece of male accoutrement with a very unfortunate name. They’ll also be introduced to Burpsmaps attorney: Winesmap. And Kim will be unfaithful to Skelefrank while Ket will look for literally any excuse to get up in Lisa Bonet’s piece. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Angel Heart. Dir. Alan P...
27: Ep. 27: My Bloody Valentine: “The Tale of FOMO at BoneCon”
February 13, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 95.6 MBKet tells Kim about My Bloody Valentine (1981) starring Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil Affleck. The girls will recount their various reasons for Valentine’s Day-induced emotional scarring. They’ll take several trips to “BoneCon” and remind listeners that FOMO is no reason to go on a murder spree. Kim and Ket will also introduce their #Sammies to the #FinalGirls of their brand spankin’ new Patreon! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in My Bloody Valentine. Dir. G...
Ep. 27: My Bloody Valentine: “The Tale of FOMO at BoneCon”
February 13, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 146 MBKet tells Kim about My Bloody Valentine (1981) starring Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil Affleck. The girls will recount their various reasons for Valentine’s Day-induced emotional scarring. They’ll take several trips to “BoneCon” and remind listeners that FOMO is no reason to go on a murder spree. Kim and Ket will also introduce their #Sammies to the #FinalGirls of their brand spankin’ new Patreon! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in My Bloody Valentine. Dir. George Mih...
26: Ep. 26: Hellraiser: “The Sexy Tale of Goop Body and British Shoulder Pads”
February 06, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 93.4 MBKim tells Ket about Hellraiser starring Ashley Laurence, Clare Higgins and Sean Chapman. Kim will barely be able to keep it in her pants over Skelefrank. Both Kim and Ket will try to say the name Larry in a sexy way… and fail… because the name is… Larry. The girls will also share some fashion tips like “put your skin on BEFORE your shirt.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Hellraiser. Dir. Clive Barker Find more info about THE GOLEM at: epic-pictures.com...
Ep. 26: Hellraiser: “The Sexy Tale of Goop Body and British Shoulder Pads”
February 06, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 150 MBKim tells Ket about Hellraiser starring Ashley Laurence, Clare Higgins and Sean Chapman. Kim will barely be able to keep it in her pants over Skelefrank. Both Kim and Ket will try to say the name Larry in a sexy way… and fail… because the name is… Larry. The girls will also share some fashion tips like “put your skin on BEFORE your shirt.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Hellraiser. Dir. Clive Barker Find more info about THE GOLEM at: epic-pictures.com/film/the...
25: Ep. 25: Annihilation: “The Tale of Bechdel Tests on the Jurassic Park Toilet”
January 30, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 97.6 MBKet tells Kim about Annihilation starring Natalie Portman, Oscar Isaac, Gina Rodriguez, Tessa Thompson and Jennifer Jason Leigh. Ket will educate Kim on what she’s been missing in terms of the hotness that is Oscar Isaac. They’ll both educate all of you on the Bechdel Test. And THEY’LL be educated on tentacle blood and jurassic bear skull monsters. And all of YOU will educate Kim and Ket on where the quote “We’re all a little crazy” came from. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim wi...
Ep. 25: Annihilation: “The Tale of Bechdel Tests on the Jurassic Park Toilet”
January 30, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 135 MBKet tells Kim about Annihilation starring Natalie Portman, Oscar Isaac, Gina Rodriguez, Tessa Thompson and Jennifer Jason Leigh. Ket will educate Kim on what she’s been missing in terms of the hotness that is Oscar Isaac. They’ll both educate all of you on the Bechdel Test. And THEY’LL be educated on tentacle blood and jurassic bear skull monsters. And all of YOU will educate Kim and Ket on where the quote “We’re all a little crazy” came from. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live o...
Ep. 24: 47 Meters Down: “The Tale of MAJOR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES Under The Sea”
January 23, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 108 MBKim tells Ket about 47 Meters Down starring Mandy Moore, Claire Holt and Matthew Modine. Listen, sometimes the cables that hold the cage, protecting you from surrounding sharks, and preventing you from falling 47 meters to the ocean floor, break. Sometimes microphones break too... So get your scuba tanks and your metaphorical tits out and let’s get our nitrogen narcosis on! *DISCLAIMER: Seriously, there were tech problems and we lost Kim’s audio. But, friend of the podcast, Brian Sharpe was ...
24: Ep. 24: 47 Meters Down: “The Tale of MAJOR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES Under The Sea”
January 23, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 93.7 MBKim tells Ket about 47 Meters Down starring Mandy Moore, Claire Holt and Matthew Modine. Listen, sometimes the cables that hold the cage, protecting you from surrounding sharks, and preventing you from falling 47 meters to the ocean floor, break. Sometimes microphones break too... So get your scuba tanks and your metaphorical tits out and let’s get our nitrogen narcosis on! *DISCLAIMER: Seriously, there were tech problems and we lost Kim’s audio. But, friend of the podcast, Brian Sh...
Ep. 23: Exorcist III: “The Tale of Detective Burns”
January 16, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 164 MBKet tells Kim about The Exorcist 3 starring George C. Scott, Ed Flanders and Brad Dourif. We’ll confront Kim about her budding schizophrenia… or possession. It’s unclear. Fabio will make an appearance as an angel. We’ll learn the science of possession and try out a new nickname for our fans. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Detective Burns will live or die in Exorcist 3. Dir. William Peter Blatty Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with...
23: Ep. 23: Exorcist III: “The Tale of Detective Burns”
January 16, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 103 MBKet tells Kim about The Exorcist 3 starring George C. Scott, Ed Flanders and Brad Dourif. We’ll confront Kim about her budding schizophrenia… or possession. It’s unclear. Fabio will make an appearance as an angel. We’ll learn the science of possession and try out a new nickname for our fans. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Detective Burns will live or die in Exorcist 3. Dir. William Peter Blatty Get acquainted with the ALL THINGS KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com ...
22: Ep. 22 CAM: “The Tale of Fancy Girls Live in the DVD Store”
January 09, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 104 MBKet tells Kim about the Netflix hit CAM starring Madeline Brewer, Patch Darragh, and Melora Walters. We’ll learn about Kim’s history of dating baby ghosts and Kim will teach us the recipe for her kid-friendly meal: spinach in milk. We’ll dive into Kim’s esteemed career as a real hand model and Ket’s failed career as a foot model. And Ket will have to explain to Kim what a DVD store is. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim will live or die in CAM. Dir. Daniel Goldhaber ...