Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe
393 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 130 ratingsA Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist!
What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short).
Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end.
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Ep. 149: The Babadook: “The Tale of the Accordion Womb”
June 23, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 142 MBIn honor of the unexpected, but welcomed, LGBTQIA+ icon, Kim tells Ket about The Babadook. Ketryn’s swiss cheese memory comes in handy because, based on her final score, you’d never know she’d seen this before. Kim comes face-to-face with Babaroach and lives to tell the tale. They both discover just how accordion-like their wombs are. We hope you (that’s the rural “you”) enjoy it. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Babadook. Dir. Jennifer Kent Writer Jennif...
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 9: Chelsea Stardust and Hayley Griffith
June 21, 2021 10:00 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MBThis week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Chelsea Stardust and Hayley Griffith. Chelsea is a Los Angeles filmmaker responsible for such films as All that we Destroy and Satanic Panic. Chelsea even lured the star of Satanic Panic, Hayley Griffith, down to the cellar with her! Hayley is an actress from the Big Apple. They’re both the latest victims of the Quiz Show Killer. Will Chelsea and Hayley survive the cellar and escape with their lives? Or will Kim & Ket fin...
Ep. 148: What Keeps You Alive: “The Tale of Relationship Space - The Scariest Space of All”
June 16, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 119 MBHappy Pride Month! Ket tells Kim about the LGBTQ+ representative horror film, What Keeps You Alive, starring Hannah Emily Anderson and Brittany Allen. The girls add not one, but three more types of terrifying space. Ket reminds everyone, including Kim, that Kim cannot swim for shit so that everyone can be on the alert should you find her near water. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in What Keeps You Alive. Dir. Colin Minihan Writer Colin Minihan Listen to seaso...
Ep. 147: Alien: “The Tale of SPACE Space”
June 09, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 135 MBKet tells Kim about Ridley Scott’s Alien starring Sigourney Weaver. The girls kick off by talking about Mare of Easttown (SPOILER ALERT min 2:31-12:02). The girls confirm that their least favorite kind of space is definitely SPACE space, with snow space and underwater space tied for second. Just like Goldilocks, the girls have to decide on just the right ship. But instead of 3 bears it's ONE GIANT ALIEN! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Alien. Dir. Ridley Sco...
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 8: Mike Mendez and Sadie Katz
June 07, 2021 10:00 - 43 minutes - 39.7 MBThis week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Sadie Katz and Mike Mendez. Mike is a filmmaker from LA who has been making films since the age of 8 yrs. old. Sadie is a writer and actress who you DO NOT want to sit next to while watching Scream. These two spitfires are the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Mike and Sadie survive the cellar and escape with their lives? Or will Kim & Ket be that much closer to assembling their ghostly film crew to shoot their...
Ep. 146: Army of the Dead: “The Tale of SamArmy of the Dead”
June 02, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 141 MBKet tells Kim about the 2 hour and 28 minute Zack Snyder cut of Army of the Dead starring Dave Bautista and Tig Notaro. The fellas from Entourage make an appearance. The girls learn just how cheugy they really are. All while Ket keeps track of the most important parts of the movie to skip to in this 2 HOUR AND 28 MINUTE MOVIE. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Army of the Dead. Dir. Zack Snyder Writer Zack Snyder Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia po...
Ep. 145: Blacula: “The Tale of Vampire Science”
May 26, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 118 MBKim tells Ket about another 1972 classic, Blacula, starring William Marshall, Vonetta McGee and Denise Nicholas. The girls coin a far more appropriate nickname for Dracula the Douchebag. They contemplate the (not)hide-a-keys of the 70’s as well as wonder how anyone made plans ever. They also extend a formal invitation to their necks. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Blacula. Dir. William Crain Writers Joan Torres, Raymond Koenig Listen to season 1 of our new...
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 7: Matt Mercer and Graham Skipper
May 24, 2021 10:00 - 46 minutes - 42.6 MBThis week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by the dashing Matt Mercer @mercershark and Graham Skipper @skipstagraham. Matt is a LA based filmmaker whose latest project is Dementia II. This spooky film also stars Graham Skipper, an actor and founder of the Rated-R Speakeasy in Los Angeles. These deadly dudes are the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Matt and Graham survive the cellar and escape with their lives? Or will Kim & Ket finally be able to pitch th...
Ep. 144: Horror Express: “The Tale of ‘BrphBrphBrphBrph’”
May 19, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 113 MBKet tells Kim about the 1972 Christopher Lee/ Peter Cushing team-up, Horror Express. It also stars “The Cheshire Cat” from the 1985 TV Movie Alice in Wonderland, much to Ketryn’s delight. The girls coin a new term that will, undoubtedly, be used by and to describe Ketryn often: “hearthbagging.” They also determine that Satan has also read Neil Strauss’ early-aught bestseller, The Game, to neg monks. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die on the Horror Express. Dir. Eu...
Ep. 143: Lucky: “The Tale of ‘Blueberries’”
May 12, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 94.2 MBKim tells Ket about Lucky, starring Brea Grant and directed by Natasha Kermani. The girls get real about where they would truly find themselves at the end of a horror movie. It’s not “dead” but it rhymes with “my me mu.” They also determine their social anxiety safe word. So put up your devil ears and let’s get Lucky. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Lucky. Dir. Natasha Kermani Writer Brea Grant Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod - this week our...
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 6: Brea Grant and Natasha Kermani
May 10, 2021 10:00 - 44 minutes - 40.9 MBThis week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by the amazing Brea Grant and Natasha Kermani. Brea Grant is a filmmaker/writer who wrote/starred in the SXSW 2020 feature, LUCKY, directed by Natasha Kermani. Natasha is an Iranian-American filmmaker and the co-founder of Illium Pictures. These gorgeous Duchesses of Darkness are also the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Brea and Natasha survive the cellar and escape with their lives? Or will Kim & Ket finally ha...
Ep. 142: Club Dread: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dick(testines) to Save Humanity Part II”
May 05, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 136 MBKet tells Kim about the ridiculous and delightful 2004 romp, Club Dread, starring Bill Paxton, Britney Daniel and the guys of Broken Lizard. The girls ponder the intricacies of nipple play. They decide to team up to do their haunting and run into yet another homonym problem all while watching this remake of John Carpenter’s The Thing. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Club Dread. Dir. Jay Chandrasekhar Writers Broken Lizard Listen to season 1 of our new horro...
Ep. 141: Anything For Jackson: “The Tale of Conversations with Dino Bones”
April 28, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 150 MBKim tells Ket about the Shudder original, Anything for Jackson, starring Sheila McCarthy and Julian Richings. Ketryn contemplates what she’d ask the Devil to grant her, if given the opportunity. Spoiler alert: it’s crows. An army of them. Kim embodies the algorithm robot for a short time but is back now. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Anything for Jackson. Dir. Justin G. Dyck Writer Keith Cooper Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’...
Barbara Crampton and Travis Stevens
April 26, 2021 10:00 - 39 minutes - 36.9 MBThis week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Her Majesty the Queen, Barbara Crampton and Travis Stevens. Barbara Crampton’s career as an iconic figure in the horror/thriller genres has spanned 4 decades and continues to gain momentum. Travis, a prolific and renowned writer/director/producer in his own right, worked with Barbara on their genre feature, JAKOB’S WIFE (available now!). These icons are also the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Barbara and Travis surv...
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 5: Barbara Crampton and Travis Stevens
April 26, 2021 10:00 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MBThis week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Her Majesty the Queen, Barbara Crampton and Travis Stevens. Barbara Crampton’s career as an iconic figure in the horror/thriller genres has spanned 4 decades and continues to gain momentum. Travis, a prolific and renowned writer/director/producer in his own right, worked with Barbara on their genre feature, JAKOB’S WIFE (available now!). These icons are also the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Barbara and Tra...
Ep. 140: Lights Out: “The Tale of Reverse Peter Panning”
April 21, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 119 MBKet tells Kim about Lights Out, starring Teresa Palmer, Alexander DiPersia and Maria Bello, based on the short film by David F. Sandberg. Ketryn denies claims that she beats Kim with a switch for each point she does not get, despite Kim’s panic over the score. They determine the 3 most important times of day and Ketryn is forced to relive her most embarrassing moment to date. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Lights Out. Dir. David F. Sandberg Writers Eric Hei...
Ep. 139: Uncle Peckerhead: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Biopic”
April 14, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 109 MBKim tells Ket about the Dread release starring Chet Siegel, Ruby McCollister, Jeff Riddle and David Littleton, Uncle Peckerhead. The girls deliberate on what time of day it is or is not appropriate to eat Metalheads. Kim sets Ket straight on which of them is more likely to be “stand-down-McClaned.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Uncle Peckerhead. Dir. Matthew John Lawrence Writer Matthew John Lawrence Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM A...
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 4: Maritte (Marty) Go and Hana Mae Lee
April 12, 2021 10:00 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MBThis week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Marty Go and Hana Mae Lee. Maritte Go is a Filipino-American filmmaker known for “Rise, “ “Phobias” and “Black as Night”. Hana Mae Lee is an actress, fashion designer, artist, writer, filmmaker, and make-up artist known for her roles in “The Babysitter” and “The Babysitter: Killer Queen.” These bosses are also the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Marty and Hana Mae survive the cellar and escape with their live...
Ep. 138: Hunter, Hunter: “The Tale of Homonym Problems”
April 07, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 117 MBKet tells Kim about the new release starring heartthrob, Devon Sawa, Hunter, Hunter. Ketryn has a very specific ulterior motive for doing this one besides just wanting to watch Bear Daddy Devon. The girls also learn about which animals just love to catch a sweet summer tan on their beach bods and where is and is not Kim’s kitchen. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Hunter, Hunter. Dir. Shawn Linden Writer Shawn Linden Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivi...
Ep. 137: Oculus: “The Tale of Personal Growth Mindset Work for Mirrors”
March 31, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 151 MBKim tells Ket about Oculus starring Karen Gillan, Brenton Thwaites, Katee Sackhoff and Lucas from Empire Records, Rory Cochrane. Ketryn goes all Peter Pettigrew on us and Kim contemplates what she wants written on her epità while Ketryn is more concerned with what she wants on her epitaph. We also learn that Kim may be dealing with an Oculus situation, given her rowdy mirrors and dead plants. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Oculus. Dir. Mike Flanagan Writer ...
Ep. 136: The House on Sorority Row: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Assortment of Cane Toppers”
March 24, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 149 MBKet tells Kim about The House on Sorority Row starring Eileen Davidson and Kate McNeil. The girls relay the powers of Carol’s post-it to their Sammies. They both attempt to learn the return policy for people. Kim plays an entirely different movie in her head with a marching band and murderers ID'd by their Ann Taylor Loft clothing tags. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The House on Sorority Row. Dir. Mark Rosman Writers Mark Rosman, Bobby Fine Listen to seas...
Ep. 135: Attack the Block: “The Tale of the Poor Man’s Peloton”
March 17, 2021 10:00 - 2 hours - 147 MBKim tells Ket about Attack the Block starring John Boyega, Nick Frost and Emily Mortimer… I mean, Jodie Whittaker! Demon Jerry stops by for a quick chat. The girls contemplate their sidecast honoring My Cousin Vinny. They also establish a very important friend rule: never cry alien. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Attack the Block. Dir. Joe Cornish Writer Joe Cornish Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR link.chtb...
Ep. 134: Antebellum: “The Tale of How Racists Don’t Deserve the Moon”
March 10, 2021 11:00 - 2 hours - 131 MBKet tells Kim about Antebellum starring Janelle Monae and Jena Malone. Ketryn takes a stand about the type of movie she wants to do for her next episode and Kim finds herself, yet again, covered in creepy crap. They also cover things that were and were not invented during the Civil War and both girls convert to the church of Gabourey Sidibe. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Antebellum. Dir. Gerard Bush, Christopher Renz Writers Gerard Bush, Christopher Renz ...
Ep. 133: Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master: “The Tale of Sir Kotzwinkle the Emu”
March 03, 2021 11:00 - 2 hours - 157 MBKim tells Ket about the 4th installment of Freddy’s nonsense in honor of Arik’s belated birthday! It stars the poor man’s Patricia Arquette, Tuesday Knight and, of course, Robert Englund. Kim expands her folly repertoire with a spot on impressions of knife fingers stabbing into flesh. And Ketryn tries to “out Freddy” Freddy. It goes… poorly. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master. Dir. Renny Harlin Writers Wes Craven, Wil...
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar
March 01, 2021 11:00 - 4 minutes - 4.4 MBOur new Dread Podcast drops TODAY!!! Find KIM AND KET'S SURVIVE THE CELLAR wherever you listen to podcasts Link: https://link.chtbl.com/kkstc Kim & Ket host this hilarious horror trivia game to help victims - sorry, “contestants” - escape from a serial killer’s cellar. New episodes every other Monday! Dread Central Podcast Network See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ep. 132: Promising Young Woman: “The Tale of Nice Guys and Kumquat Liqueur” Plus! An Interview with Molly Henery
February 24, 2021 11:00 - 3 hours - 207 MBKet tells Kim about the real-life horror of Emerald Fennell’s Promising Young Woman starring Carey Mulligan, Bo Burnham and Laverne Cox. What an episode to close out #WomenInHorrorMonth! The girls then discuss this timely masterpiece (yeah, we said masterpiece) with the Mother of Uterus Horror, herself, Molly Henery. The girls get their second dose in a row of their beloved Adam Brody being a real douche and they also have one of the most important discussions they’ve ever had on the show. I...
Ep. 132: Promising Young Woman: “The Tale of Nice Guys and Kumquat Liqueur” Plus! An Interview with Molly Henery
February 24, 2021 11:00 - 3 hours - 207 MBKet tells Kim about the real-life horror of Emerald Fennell’s Promising Young Woman starring Carey Mulligan, Bo Burnham and Laverne Cox. What an episode to close out #WomenInHorrorMonth! The girls then discuss this timely masterpiece (yeah, we said masterpiece) with the Mother of Uterus Horror, herself, Molly Henery. The girls get their second dose in a row of their beloved Adam Brody being a real douche and they also have one of the most important discussions they’ve ever had on the...
Ep. 131: Jennifer’s Body: “The Tale of Kim and Ket in 2009” Plus! An Interview with Caitlin Durante
February 17, 2021 11:00 - 3 hours - 176 MBKim tells Ket about the 2009 Jennifer’s Body starring Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried and Adam Brody. After that, the girls fangirl out over getting to talk to Caitlin Durante of The Bechdel Cast Podcast. The girls revisit all the bands they boned in 2009 and all the bandanas they wore as belts. While they talk to Caitlin, Ketryn goes full “schoolmarm” about the pop quiz for their #Sammies. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Jennifer’s Body. Dir. Karyn Kusama Writer ...
Ep. 130: Raw: “The Tale of Forced Parties at Vet School” Plus! An Interview with Kyasia Fields
February 10, 2021 11:00 - 3 hours - 190 MBKet tells Kim about Raw starring Garance Marillie and Ella Rumpf. After that, the girls have the privilege of sinking our teeth a little deeper into it with Ky Fields of KyFX group and literally like 6 million other things (click links below for this prolific Queen). None of them knew that Vet School went so hard and Ketryn gives into her true fuddy duddiness. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Raw. Dir. Julia Ducournau Writer Julia Ducournau Kyasia Fields (KyFx) is ...
Ep. 130: Raw: “The Tale of Forced Parties at Vet School” Plus! An Interview with Kyasia Fields
February 10, 2021 11:00 - 3 hours - 190 MBKet tells Kim about Raw starring Garance Marillie and Ella Rumpf. After that, the girls have the privilege of sinking our teeth a little deeper into it with Ky Fields of KyFX group and literally like 6 million other things (click links below for this prolific Queen). None of them knew that Vet School went so hard and Ketryn gives into her true fuddy duddiness. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Raw. Dir. Julia Ducournau Writer Julia Ducournau Kyasia Fields (KyF...
Ep. 129: Re-Animator: “The Tale of Spooky Trips in the Uppy-Downy” Plus! An Exclusive Interview with Barbara Crampton
February 03, 2021 11:00 - 2 hours - 149 MBKim tells Ket about the classic H.P. Lovecraft tale, Re-Animator (1985), starring Barbara Crampton, Jeffrey Combs and Bruce Abbott. We’re kicking off #WomenInHorrorMonth #WiHM with a bang! Along with our regular episode where the girls confront things like “where is Zurich?” and “What are the differences between a ‘Father’ and a ‘Daddy’?”, stay tuned to the end of the episode where the girls gab with the Queen, herself, Barbara Crampton about being a woman in horror and her new film ...
Ep. 128: Gretel and Hansel: “The Tale of Smelling Kim Too Much and Now It’s Super Weird”
January 27, 2021 11:00 - 2 hours - 138 MBKet tells Kim about Patron pick Gretel and Hansel starring Sophia Lillis, Samuel Leakey and Alice Krige. The girls confirm whether or not they are cake people or ice cream people. They also have to do a ton of age conversions which has never been their strength and Kim makes a final and fruitless plea for Ketryn to stop smelling her. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Gretel and Hansel. Dir. Oz Perkins Writer Rob Hayes Human Design combines Kabbalah, I'Ching, ...
Ep. 127: Pyewacket: “The Tale of Sleeveless Turtlenecks”
January 20, 2021 11:00 - 2 hours - 124 MBKim tells Ket about Pyewacket starring Laurie Holden and Nicole Muñoz. Sebastian (yes, the crab from The Little Mermaid) makes an appearance. We also meet a dirty woods baby and the girls debut their new podcast: Vowels, AmIRight? They also review Kim’s birth plan. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Pyewacket. Dir. Adam McDonald Writer Adam McDonald KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acqua...
Ep. 126: Cursed: “The Tale of Being Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs”
January 13, 2021 11:00 - 2 hours - 149 MBKet tells Kim about the 2005 Cursed starring everyone and anyone who was anyone in 2005. We’ve got Christina Ricci. We’ve got Joshua Jackson. We’ve got Jesse Eisenberg and so many more! First and foremost, the girls clear up the height discrepancy of each character. They spill the tea on dirty floor babies and the science of Were-STDs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Cursed. Dir. Wes Craven Writer Kevin Williamson KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies ...
Ep. 125: His House: “The Tale of Being Underslept and Overhaunted”
January 06, 2021 11:00 - 2 hours - 129 MBKim tells Ket about the Netflix release His House, starring Sope Dirisu, Wunmi Mosaku, Malaika Wakoli-Abigaba. It’s a very educational episode in which the girls explore exactly where Mitch McConnell’s mother conceived him, the dangers of hearing a disembodied “mama?” and how to (not) adopt a pet wall bird. In addition, this is a breathtaking movie that everyone should watch. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in His House. Dir. Remi Weekes Writer Remi Weekes; Sto...
Ep. 124: Freaky: “The Tale of Killer Daddy”
December 30, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 149 MBKet tells Kim about the 2020 release starring Vince Vaughn and Katherine Newton, Freaky. Ket gives Kim one final Christmas present: the perfect and most Kimmiest kill of all kills and it is glorious! Ketryn also dives head first into her Vince Vaughn Daddy fantasies and it gets… uncomfortable. But it couldn’t be helped. It simply… couldn’t be helped. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Freaky. Dir. Christopher Landon Writers Christopher Landon, Michael Kennedy ...
Ep. 123: Better Watch Out: “The Tale of Betting 100 Tampons on Jeremy”
December 23, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 153 MBKim tells Ket about the holiday Patron pick, Better Watch Out, starring Olivia DeJonge, Levi Miller, Ed Oxenbould. Sweet baby Cole, Luke is not. The girls find yet another example of a creepy crapbag kid that needs to be returned and put back to factory settings. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Better Watch Out. Dir. Chris Peckover Writers Zach Kahn December is the last month to sign up for an annual membership on Patreon and get 2 months FREE! www.patreo...
Ep. 122: Misery: “The Tale of Ketryn Bates and Kim Caan”
December 16, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 136 MBKet tells Kim about the Stephen King classic, Misery, starring themselves - I mean, Kathy Bates and James Caan. They are still unclear about strike anywhere matches and it continues to plague them. The girls also don’t discount the option to just marry your captor. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Misery Dir. Rob Reiner Writers Stephen King, William Goldman December is the last month to sign up for an annual membership on Patreon and get 2 months FREE! www...
Ep. 121: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: “A Thesis in Defense of Leatherface”
December 09, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 137 MBKim tells Ket about the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre starring Marilyn Burns and Gunnar Hansen. Kim makes a very firm statement about Sally Hardesty and we stand by it. The girls manage to solve the mystery of how many wheels an… 18 wheeler has. So let’s float around like 100 yr. old babies in 1973 Texas, Space. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Dir. Tobe Hooper Writers Kim Hinkel, Tobe Hooper KKSAM Holiday Virtual Live Show! S...
Ep. 120: Audition: “The Tale of Bulls in a China Shop”
December 02, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 117 MBKet tells Kim about her birthday pick, Audition, starring Ryo Ishibashi, Eihi Shiina and Tetsu Sawaki. The most pressing thing about this episode is that we will officially be holding an audition to find Kim’s husband and I am sure nothing will go wrong and it’ll be just fine. So hold onto your china, the emotional bulls are comin’ through - boop boop! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will stay alive in Audition. Dir. Takashi Miike Writers Ryu Murakami, Daisuke Tengan KKSAM Ho...
Ep. 119: Escape Room: “The Tale of Puzzle Orgies”
November 25, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 144 MBKim tells Ket about the Thanksgiving classic (they said the word Thanksgiving like two whole times, ok?) Escape Room starring Taylor Russell, Logan Miller and Jay Ellis. Ketryn has a very revealing moment as Kim describes a library, complete with a fancy hearth, to her in titillating detail. Kim also learns that Ketryn doesn’t understand how tall rooms are and Kim’s death monologue is… surprising. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Escape Room. Dir. Adam Robi...
118: Ep. 118: Ghost Ship: “The Tale of Aesop’s Fable of Ghosts and Gold”
November 18, 2020 14:00 - 2 hours - 134 MBKet tells Kim about Ghost Ship starring Julianna Marguiles and Gabriel Byrne. Gabriel Byrne obviously appears in a black wool peacoat as his rider clearly states. As per any horror movie comedy podcast, the girls talk politics, stand-up comedy specials, and the Great British Baking Show. But then they dive headfirst into the depths of the terrifying ocean to learn important life lessons about ghosts and gold while actively not trying to trigger Kim’s 80’s ghost boyfriend. Most importantly, we...
Ep. 118: Ghost Ship: “The Tale of Aesop’s Fable of Ghosts and Gold”
November 18, 2020 14:00 - 2 hours - 134 MBKet tells Kim about Ghost Ship starring Julianna Marguiles and Gabriel Byrne. Gabriel Byrne obviously appears in a black wool peacoat as his rider clearly states. As per any horror movie comedy podcast, the girls talk politics, stand-up comedy specials, and the Great British Baking Show. But then they dive headfirst into the depths of the terrifying ocean to learn important life lessons about ghosts and gold while actively not trying to trigger Kim’s 80’s ghost boyfriend. Most import...
Ep. 118: Ghost Ship: “The Tale of Aesop’s Fable of Ghosts and Gold”
November 18, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 177 MBKet tells Kim about Ghost Ship starring Julianna Marguiles and Gabriel Byrne. Gabriel Byrne obviously appears in a black wool peacoat as his rider clearly states. As per any horror movie comedy podcast the girls talk politics, stand-up comedy specials and Great British Baking Show. But then they dive head first into the depths of the terrifying ocean to learn important life lessons about ghosts and gold while actively not trying to trigger Kim’s 80’s ghost boyfriend. Most importantly, we’ll ...
54: Ep. 117: Friday the 13th Part III 3D: “The Tale of the Daughter of a Horse Girl”
November 11, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 142 MBKim tells Ket about the third installment of their journey through Friday the 13th with part III in 3D starring Dana Kimmell (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0454011/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm) , Tracie Savage (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0767394/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm) , and Richard Brooker (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0111777/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm) . And we finally get some hockey mask up in this piece! Ket learns that being the daughter of a horse girl is really gonna come in handy when barn science is needed....
Ep. 117: Friday the 13th Part III 3D: “The Tale of the Daughter of a Horse Girl”
November 11, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 142 MBKim tells Ket about the third installment of their journey through Friday the 13th with part III in 3D starring Dana Kimmell, Tracie Savage, and Richard Brooker. And we finally get some hockey mask up in this piece! Ket learns that being the daughter of a horse girl is really gonna come in handy when barn science is needed. The girls also really hope there is a chiropractor at Crystal Lake. So let’s stroke the fire, #sammies! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in...
Ep. 116: Idle Hands: “The Tale of the Messages of our Youth”
November 04, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 149 MBKet tells Kim about Idle Hands starring the longest running dude on her wall: Devon Sawa. It also stars business mogul, Jessica Alba, along with Seth Green and Vivica A. Fox. Despite their decades long friendship, our girls continue to learn about each other and Ketryn learns that Kim’s expertise in having sex with cars extends to monster trucks. We’ll also meet the cousin of Heavy Metal Jeff from Porno: Heavy Metal Randy. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Idl...
Ep. 115: Christine: “The Tale of Honking Your Own Horn”
October 28, 2020 10:00 - 2 hours - 155 MBKim tells Ket about Christine based on the novel by Stephen King. In honor of the season, the girls’ patrons got to vote on a flick from the Duke of Halloween himself: John Carpenter. Ket get’s “judgey” about the terror-factor of the name Christine. Kim reflects on how the pandemic has resulted in a lot of honking of one’s own horn. While both girls make some very strong and very (in)accurate assumptions about dudes who are into cars. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live o...
Welcome to Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe!
October 28, 2020 05:30 - 6 minutes - 6.34 MBKKSAM for short... A lil intro about who we are and what we do! Wondering where to start? These are a few of our Sammies' favorite episodes: Ep. 88 Tucker and Dale vs. Evil Ep. 98 The Final Girls Ep. 122 Misery Follow us on social media @kksampodcast www.kimandketstayalive.com Proud members of the Dread Central Podcast Network See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Ep. 114: The Guest: “The Tale of a Very Sexy Stalk of Corn”
October 21, 2020 10:00 - 2 hours - 136 MBKet tells Kim about The Guest starring Dan Stevens and Maika Monroe. Ket picked it to ogle Dan Stevens and that mission… was accomplished. You know what mission wasn’t accomplished? Filming the right scenes in order for Kim to share in the ogling. Apologies all around. The girls also discuss how they would like to be strangled and Ket literally needs a cold shower. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Guest. Dir. Adam Wingard Writer Simon Barrett ...