Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe
393 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 month ago - ★★★★★ - 130 ratingsA Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist!
What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short).
Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end.
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Ep. 246 Nightmares and Dreamscapes S1E5: “The Tale of The Amityville Colonoscopy” with Civil Gore Podcast
May 03, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 103 MBKim tells Brian and Tim (aka Brim) from The Civil Gore Podcast episode 5 of Stephen King’s Nightmares and Dreamscapes. The gauntlet has been thrown! For the first time, we will have a survival competition! Will they be jazz scientists? Will they eat their fiber? Will anyone get a coveted double ding? Don't forget to bring your produce carts and your creepy paintings along for the ride. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Brim will live or die in The Road Virus Heads North. Dir. Sergio...
Ep. 245 Untitled Horror Movie: “The Tale of Actors, Amiright?”
April 26, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 143 MBKim tells Ket about Untitled Horror Movie at the request of one of their beloved Patreon patrons and SamFam, Megan! The girls start off strong with Kim unable to contain her boredom at a real “rock book” of a story Ketryn tries to tell her. They also need to offer a major trigger warning… to actors. Shots fired! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Untitled Horror Film. Dir. Nick Simon Writers Luke Baines, Nick Simon Kim and Ket on Development Hell Podcast: “M...
Ep. 244 Freddy’s Nightmares S1E4: “The Tale of Mariska, you can do better, girl!”
April 19, 2023 07:01 - 1 hour - 79.5 MBKet is doing some traveling to the UK to bring a British baby back for Kim. Meanwhile, here is the recording of a Virtual Live show they recorded back in October 2022! This is one of only 8 episodes of the show that Freddy actually appeared in. It also appears to be Olivia Benson’s very sad origin story. Don’t worry! The girls will break it up with laughs, embarrassing stories of themselves, and interjections from audience comments! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or ...
Ep. 243 Night of the Comet: “The Tale of Arik & D’s Support Group”
April 12, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 115 MBKet tells Kim about Night of the Comet starring Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelli Maroney and 80’s misogyny. The girls have a fun way to spice up the bedroom that D and Arik are sure to love. They also need to know if costume changes are required for the apocalypse. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Night of the Comet. Dir. Thom Eberhardt Writer Thom Eberhardt Listen to Kim and Ket on Development Hell Podcast: “Michael Myers vs. Pinhead” Spotify: https://open....
Ep. 242 Cube: “The Tale of Getting Boobed and Cubed”
April 05, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 154 MBKim tells Ket about Cube (1997) starring Nicole de Boer and David Hewlett. Welp. They’ve discovered a new space they hate. You guessed it! Cube space… or whatever the eff this is. So go suck on a button, would ya!? This was a real Schrodinger’s belly button if you know what I mean. (And how could you?) Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Cube. Dir. Vincenzo Natali Writers Andre Bejelic, Graeme Manson, Vincenzo Natali Support the girls on PATREON for some sw...
Patreon Minisode Preview : Yellowjackets 0201: "Friends, Romans, Countrymen"
April 04, 2023 07:01 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MBHave a free listen to the first episode in our new Morbid Minisode series covering Yellowjackets season 2. You can listen to the rest of the season by joining our Patreon at the Sally Hardesty $5 level! www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at [email protected] Peep the girls o...
Ep. 241 The Menu: “The Tale of Chef Voldemort”
March 29, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 143 MBKet tells Kim about The Menu, starring Anya Taylor-Joy, Ralph Fiennes and, pod fave, Nick Hoult. We’re introduced to Kim’s new alter-ego: Steel Lukass. And, as his name suggests, he is definitely on Twitter and he’s definitely the worst. Voldemort appears to be up to the same old tricks, but in the kitchen this time. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Menu. Dir. Mark Mylod Writer Seth Reiss, Will Tracy Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON...
Ep. 240 Fall: “The Tale of Butty the Butthole”
March 22, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 149 MBKim tells Ket about Fall and Ketryn is NOT happy about it. Kim is prepared with all the appropriate couch and hot dog measurements. They attempt to come up with an equivalent for “sharked and narced” but for being, like, really high. Towered and coward? We’ll workshop it. Oh! And watch out for the “Mean Girl” vultures. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Fall. Dir. Scott Mann Writers Jonathan Frank, Scott Mann Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE ...
Ep. 239 Bodies Bodies Bodies: “The Tale of Abuse Soup”
March 15, 2023 07:01 - 2 hours - 117 MBKet tells Kim about the pop hit, Bodies Bodies Bodies, starring Amandla Stenberg, Maria Balakova and Pete Davidson. We got ourselves a pot of soup that’s really gettin’ stirred. There is hot goss flying everywhere and Ket is here for it. The girls also contemplate how to play Bodies Bodies Bodies in their tiny apartments. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Bodies Bodies Bodies. Dir. Halina Reijn Writers Sarah DeLappe, Kristen Roupenian Support the girls on P...
Ep. 238 The Boy Behind the Door: “The Tale of Zero on the Frowny Pain Scale”
March 08, 2023 08:01 - 1 hour - 104 MBKim is back from wherever the eff! And she tells Ket about the Shudder release The Boy Behind the Door, starring Lonnie Chavez and Ezra Dewey. Somehow, a character has his name changed to Blobbly. For the first time in 238 episodes, the girls almost forget to total the points, which would surely unravel this yarn sweater we call the universe. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Boy Behind the Door. Dir. David Charbonier, Justin Powell Writers David Charbon...
Ep. 237 Cabinet of Curiosities - The Outside: “The Tale of All That Jazz (from Girl, That’s Scary Podcast)”
March 01, 2023 08:01 - 1 hour - 103 MBKet tells Jazz, from Girl That’s Scary Podcast on the Dread Podcast Network, a spooky tale, while Kim is traveling. Ket watched episode 4 of Guillermo del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities, The Outside. While Kim and Kat are away, Ket and Jazz will play! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Jazz will live or die in The Outside. Dir. Ana Lily Amirpour Writers Haley Z. Boston, Emily Carroll, Guillermo del Toro Follow and Listen to Girl, That's Scary Podcast at: https://open.spotify.com/s...
Ep. 236 M3GAN: “The Tale of Kim as Hatter and Tallulah’s Legal Guardian"
February 22, 2023 08:01 - 2 hours - 145 MBKet tells Kim about the newest phenomenon, M3GAN, starring Allison Williams, Brian Jordan Alvarez and the next gay horror icon! Let’s get one thing straight, M3gan is NOT a Furby. The girls also discuss the practices of the children of 1512. Also, if anything should happen to Ket or Arik, can someone please go observe Kim with their cats for 30-40 minutes? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in M3gan. Dir. Gerard Johnstone Writers Akela Cooper (screenplay by), J...
Ep. 235 Smile: “The Tale of the Private Tuna Melt”
February 15, 2023 08:01 - 2 hours - 129 MBKim tells Ket about the creepy AF Smile starring Sosie Bacon (Shabacon for short). The girls are positively apoplectic about 80-hour work weeks and people doing their OWN BLUDGEONING. They also would like all closets to have doors and Kim would like to enjoy her tuna melts IN PRIVATE, thank you very much! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Smile. Writer/Dir. Parker Finn Producer Arik's Birthday Bash featuring the debut of his band MIDNIGHT BASKETBALL Satu...
Ep. 234 Pearl: “The Tale of How Philly Won the Flu of 1918”
February 08, 2023 08:01 - 1 hour - 108 MBKet tells Kim about the prequel to X starring Mia Goth ::insert “we’re not worthy” gif from Wayne’s World:: and poor man’s Henry Cavill, David Corenswet. First thing’s first: regardless of the outcome of the Super Bowl, Kim would like to make it very clear that Philly was the best (worst?) at the Spanish Flu. F! L! U! FLU! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Pearl. Dir. Ti West Writers Ti West and Mia Goth Producer Arik's Birthday Bash featuring the debut ...
Ep. 233 X: “The Tale of Sexy Grasshoppers”
February 01, 2023 08:01 - 2 hours - 124 MBKim tells Ket about the first installment of their two week double feature, X, by Ti West! So, of course, they debate which insect would be the sexiest. They also determine which names are best for yelling. Next week, we’re gonna dive into just what makes Pearl tick. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in X. Dir. Ti West Writer Ti West Check out Bridget's online shop: www.thevelvetdot.com Support the girls on PATREON for lots of awesome BONE CON (bonus conten...
Ep. 232 The Black Phone: “The Tale of Beefy Ethan”
January 25, 2023 08:01 - 2 hours - 124 MBKet tells Kim about the 2022 hit, The Black Phone, starring Ethan Hawke of Reality Bites and White Fang… but beefier… and creepier. Ketryn reveals which very popular theme from a very popular TV show would be her walk out music. Kim’s is obvious… but she can’t remember it. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will stay alive in The Black Phone. Dir. Scott Derrickson Writers Scott Derrickson, C. Robert Cargill, Joe Hill (story by) Support the girls on PATREON for lots of awesome ...
Ep. 231 Nope: “The Tale of Most Popular Baby Names of 2023”
January 18, 2023 08:01 - 3 hours - 167 MBKim tells Ket about Jordan Peele’s Nope, starring Daniel Kaluuya, Keke Palmer and Steven Yeun. Ketryn learns she has an animosity towards Wendy Williams buried deep inside. The girls also contemplate the best names for your baby. Categories include such things as “Chef Boyardee Inspired Names.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Nope. Dir. Jordan Peele Writer Jordan Peele Support the girls on PATREON to get lots of awesome BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.p...
Ep. 230 Friday the 13th Part 6 - Jason Lives: “The Tale of Draining Jason’s Lizard”
January 11, 2023 08:01 - 2 hours - 115 MBThis January has a Friday the 13th in it, so, you know what that means! Ket tells Kim about Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives! This movie knew the assignment. The girls were highly impressed with the lack of boob. Ket was really impressed by Jason's use of forest. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives Dir. Tom McLoughlin Writer Tom McLoughlin, Sean S. Cunningham (characters), Victor Miller (characters) Support the girls on ...
Ep. 229 New Year, New You: "The Tale of Bizarro Bookclub"
January 04, 2023 08:01 - 2 hours - 118 MBKim tells Ket about the Hulu original, New Year, New You! So, naturally, they spend a large percentage of the episode discussing, and making a metaphor of, Ratatouille. They also copyright a new “tougher” brand of windows. And ultimately, they prefer their bookclub over whatever the hell this was. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in New Year, New You. Dir. Sophia Takal Writer Sophia Takal, Adam Gaines Support the girls on PATREON to get lots of BONE CON (bonu...
Ep. 228: "The Tale of the Re-Release of Episode 72 -- Anna and the Apocalypse" (WITH BRAND NEW INTRO)
December 28, 2022 08:01 - 2 hours - 110 MBKim and Ket are traveling for the holidays so they’re revisiting one of their favorites but with some BRAND NEW CONTENT! Ket has now seen it with her own eyeballs and Kim is still listening to the soundtrack 3 years later, in a post-COVID world! Times are wild, man. Kim tells Ket about Anna and the Apocalypse starring Ella Hunt, Malcolm Cumming and Ben Wiggins. Kim’s little musical heart sang along with every note and it was contagious… just like zombie viruses. So grab your hand s...
HOLIDAY BONUS EPISODE!
December 25, 2022 08:01 - 44 minutes - 40.5 MBMerry Christmas, Sammies! Looks like you made it onto Santa’s “Nice” List this year! So instead of a lump of coal, you get a bonus episode! After a quick message from Kim & Ket, travel back in time to our VERY FIRST live show — live, as in performing for a live audience of actual humans! This is a snippet from Episode 55, the podcast’s one year anniversary show/unofficial after party for Midsummer Scream, originally released August 28, 2019. We’ve included the second half of the s...
Ep. 227 A Christmas Horror Story: "The Tale of Susan - Who is she and is she with Paul?"
December 21, 2022 08:01 - 2 hours - 136 MBKet told Kim about our third Patron pick of the season: A Christmas Horror Story. Here is where we learn that Krampus was kind of a Daddy. The girls also relive the horrors of their college freshman acting class monologues. Ket puts those skills to use to bring this script to life! They also are very grateful for the Changeling skills they’ve developed over the years. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in A Christmas Horror Story. Dir. Grant Harvey, Steven Hoben,...
Ep. 226 Silent Night (2012): “The Tale of the Two Thousand Eighties”
December 14, 2022 08:01 - 2 hours - 130 MBKim told Ket about our second Patron pick of the season: Silent Night from 2012… or the 80’s. We’re unclear. Kim and Ket decide to pick up new weapons for this one. Ket, a scythe. And Kim… well, duh. A Chainsaw. Jaime King gives a tour de force performance in a real turd pie. And Malcolm McDowell ate every single set piece there was. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Silent Night (2012) Dir. Steven C. Miller Writer Jayson Rothwell Support the girls on PATRE...
Ep. 225 Rare Exports: “The Tale of a Little Christmas Trafficking”
December 07, 2022 08:01 - 2 hours - 111 MBThe Patrons voted and our first installment of Holiday Horrordays is ::drumroll:: RARE EXPORTS! They voted for Ket to tell Kim this gem. So, hang onto your jingle balls and pass the ginger bread. It’s the most wonderful time of the year! For some merry trafficking! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Rare Exports. Dir. Jalmari Helander Writers Jalmari Helander, Juuso Helander, Petri Jokiranta Support the girls on PATREON to get lots of awesome BONE CON (bonus...
Ep. 224 Barbarian: “The Tale of the Musical Community Group”
November 30, 2022 08:01 - 2 hours - 125 MBKim tells Ket about the acclaimed Barbarian starring Bill Skarsgaardsaarsgard and Justin Longbeard. Ket thought the most she had to worry about was sharing an AirBnB with Pennywise. She was… mistaken. Just let Mommy give you her ole’ crusty teat! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Barbarian. Dir. Zach Cregger Writer Zach Cregger Support the girls on PATREON for lots of awesome BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Faceb...
Ep. 223 Into the Dark: Pilgrim -- “The Tale of the True Horror of Method Acting”
November 23, 2022 08:01 - 2 hours - 116 MBKet tells Kim about the Thanksgiving Day classic, Pilgrim! And let me tell you, the horrors of family drama, political arguments ‘round the stuffing, white washing of the “first Thanksgiving,” are NOTHING compared to the horror… of METHOD ACTING! So come all ye Milgrims and Filgrims! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Pilgrim. Dir. Marcus Dunstan Writers Marcus Dunstan, Patrick Melton, Noah Fienberg Support the girls on PATREON for awesome BONE CON (bonus co...
Ep. 222 Terrified: "The Tale of the Worst Block Party Ever"
November 16, 2022 08:01 - 2 hours - 120 MBKim tells Ket about Terrified starring everyone’s nightmares. Not that they needed another reason to be afraid of what’s under their beds, but the girls will only be skateboarding to and from them from here on out. If anyone needs help, Kim’s ready to ride by on her little help bike (Brrrring Brrrring) with a little helper’s note! You’re welcome! Also, the girls would like to politely decline their invite to this block party. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in ...
Ep. 221 Hellraiser -- “The Tale of Pinhead: Kindergarten Cop”
November 09, 2022 08:01 - 2 hours - 142 MBKet tells Kim about the new Hellraiser, out now, on Hulu! And it is exquisitely disturbing. The girls start off with a VERY exciting update about Ket’s… I mean, Kim’s personal life. The girls also have to go over very basic survival skills we should all know by now, like don’t go through a secret door in a creepy mansion. Also, there is a teacher shortage… Priestess Pinhead is ready to step in. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Hellraiser (2022) Dir. David Br...
Ep. 220 The Strangers: “The Tale of Professional Burpsmap”
November 02, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 124 MBKim tells Ket about The Strangers starring their childhood alums, Scott Speedman and Liv Tyler. Ket has definitely seen this before but… GOLDFISH BRAIN SAVES THE DAY AGAIN! We meet the newest member of The Burpsmap Family tree. Arik tries to be quiet and fails miserably and adorably. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Strangers. Dir. Bryan Bertino Writer Bryan Bertino Listen to season 1 of our horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR link.c...
Ep. 219 Werewolf by Night: “The Tale of Big Kilt Energy”
October 26, 2022 07:01 - 1 hour - 93.1 MBKet tells Kim about Werewolf by Night starring Gael Garcia Bernal. The girls are back together and it feels so good!! We have yet another applicant to Willy’s Wonderland: Ulysses Bloodstone is throwing his… uh… head in the ring. The girls really missed each other. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Werewolf by Night. Dir. Michael Giacchino Writers Heather Quinn, Peter Cameron, Gerry Conway, Michael G. Ploog, Roy Thomas, Jean Thomas Listen to season 1 of our ...
Ep 218 Final Destination: "The Tale of Arik and Devon in the Shower, Hand-in-Hand"
October 19, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 148 MBKet tells a movie to… wait for it… podcast producer/editor/bestie/husband extraordinaire, Arik Martin! Kim is in Grease, playing Danny Zuko, in Greece, getting rave reviews. So, Ketryn told Arik about Final Destination, starring her (second) favorite thirst trap, Devon Sawa. THE SAMMIES ON PATREON PICKED IT! NOT HER! SHE’S NOT THAT MUCH OF A MONSTER! Anyway… we’ll learn if Arik will live or die in Final Destination. Dir. James Wong Writers Glen Morgan, James Wong, Jeffrey Reddick ...
Ep. 217 Razorback: “The Tale of Indiana Dundee” with Mikey from The Horror Virgin Podcast
October 12, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 156 MBKim tells… wait for it… MIKEY, from THE HORROR VIRGIN PODCAST, about Razorback! Ket is outta town and we’re tryin’ something a little fun and different. The girls have been wanting to do a collab with this pod for quite some time. Listen, it’s a great episode and Ket is totally chill and not jealous about it at ALL! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Mikey will live or die in Razorback. Dir. Russell Mulcahy Writer Everett De Roche, Peter Brennan Follow Mikey at @mrandolph24 The Ho...
Ep. 216 Sinister: “The Tale of Kim and Ket’s Parenting Tips”
October 05, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 143 MBKim tells Ket about Sinister starring Ethan Hawke. Being the experts they are, their listeners are lucky to be able to learn such amazing parenting tips as “if your kid has night terrors, ya gotta send ‘em back to the kid store.” Also, why did no one tell them that Tommy Wiseau of “The Room” fame was in this?! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Sinister. Dir. Scott Derrickson Writers Scott Derrickson, C. Robert Cargill KKSAM OCTOBER LIVE STREAMING SHOW!!! W...
Ep. 215 Colossal: “The Tale of Korean BBQ Guy’s Backstory”
September 28, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 132 MBKet tells Kim about Colossal starring Anne Hathaway and Ted Lasso. I mean, Jason Sudeikis. Ketryn confirms that she did, in fact, give birth to her cats. The girls also discuss how different this story would be if it happened in 2022, rather than the completely different world on the space time continuum known as 2015. Ketryn would also like to petition OnlyFans for more sandwich content. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Colossal. Dir. Nacho Vigalondo Write...
Ep. 214 Men: “The Tale of Bing Bong Knock Knock”
September 21, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 127 MBKim tells Ket about Men starring Jessie Buckley, Rory Kinnear, Rory Kinnear and Rory Kinnear. Two weeks in a row, a momentous event takes place! The girls contemplate post-mortem biography titles. Ketryn finds it difficult to leave the moss, mushroom and manor of the tale, despite imminent danger. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Men. Dir. Alex Garland Writer Alex Garland Vote for us as the next FACE OF HORROR! You can vote everyday for free and/or pay fo...
Ep. 213 Orphan: First Kill, “The Tale of Mup-Mup”
September 14, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 129 MBKet tells Kim about the prequel to the story of the ultimate Creepy Crapbag Kid. The girls dive into Orphan: First Kill, out now on Paramount+, starring Isabelle Furhman, Julia Stiles, and real Daddy Daddy, Rossif Sutherland. Kim has an incredibly exciting KKSAM “first!” She also gets to play both sides of the kill. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Orphan: First Kill. Dir. William Brent Bell Writers David Coggeshall, David Leslie Johnson-McGoldrick, Alex Ma...
Ep. 212 Deep Blue Sea: “The Tale of Sharks with 5-Couch Sized Brains”
September 07, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 154 MBKim closes out the summer by telling Ket about Deep Blue Sea starring a tall stalk of corn (CORN!), Thomas Jayne, a city traffic light, MICHAEL Rappaport, Samuel L. Jackson, and “Mr. ‘99,” LL Cool J. The girls learn the difference between a squab and squall. They employ their tried and true couch measurement system to measure sharks and THEIR BRAINS. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will stay alive in Deep Blue Sea. Dir. Renny Harlin Writers Duncan Kennedy, Donna Powers, Wayne...
Ep. 211, "The tale of Ep. 63 Orphan: “The Tale of the Revenge of the Creepy Crapbag Kid”
August 31, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 115 MBSummer travels continue for one more week for Kim and Ket! So, this week they’re re-releasing an episode from way back in 2019 where the girls covered... Orphan! Let’s all bone up on this one before the girls cover the prequel in an episode soon to come! Ep. 63: Orphan: “The Tale of the Revenge of the Creepy Crapbag Kid” Ket tells Kim about Orphan starring Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard and Isabelle Fuhrman. Art imitates true real-life horror as we learn yet another reason kids are...
Ep. 210 Live Show! HIFF Night Gallery: “The Tale of Whisper”
August 24, 2022 07:01 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MBKim tells Ket about the 1973 episode of Night Gallery starring Sally Field. Ketryn… umm… did not do well. To be fair she was a few seltzers deep… also she’s not very good at the game. This live show was for Horrible Imaginings Film Festival and the episode was chosen by the festival’s founder, Miguel Rodriguez. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Night Gallery: Whisper. Dir. Jeannot Szwarc Writers David Rayfiel, Martin Waddell www.kksamlive.com Nominations a...
Ep. 209 Prey: “The Tale of Big Daddy Red”
August 17, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 138 MBKet tells Kim about the Hulu release, Prey. Listen… you heard it here first: Predator. Is. A. Daddy. And he does NOT skip leg day. He, also, appears to be on Demon Jerry’s family tree, according to Jerry’s recent 23andMe! Naru, played by Amber Midthunder, definitely deserves an induction into the Final Girl Hall of Fame. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Prey. Dir. Dan Trachtenberg Writers Patrick Aison, Dan Trachtenberg, Jim Thomas Listen to season 1 of ou...
Ep. 208 The Hole in the Ground: “The Tale of the Hole in Kim’s Womb”
August 10, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 124 MBKim tells Ket about The Hole in the Ground starring an Irish child that Kim wants to steal. They cover a plethora of topics! How should one source out their murders? What is the best way to make sure your child has an adorable Irish or British accent, despite not having one yourself? What kind of adorable decorations should we get for Kim’s “The Hole in the Ground” future baby shower? Lee Cronin, you have our blessing for Evil Dead Rise! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will liv...
Ep. 207 The Resort: “The Tale of a Beautiful Show Pony”
August 03, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 122 MBKet tells Kim about The Resort starring Brock O’Hurn. Listen… movies are tough to make. The girls point out that Arik would definitely be responsible for Ketryn’s backpack. And if you really gotta get over a fence, at least consider going under it first. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Resort. Dir/Writer: Taylor Chien Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod! KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR link.chtbl.com/kkstc KKSAM Facebook Discussion G...
Ep. 206 Goodnight Mommy: “The Tale of Flies at Lilith Fair”
July 27, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 127 MBKim tells Ket about Goodnight Mommy and gives Ketryn yet another reason to not want a creepy crapbag of her own. Ket also tells the Sammies about her very own horror movie she lived through where her house was infested with the musical festival for Flies: Lilith Fair featuring Jimmy Buffet at Monsterpalooza. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Goodnight Mommy. Dir. Severin Fiala, Veronika Franz Writers Veronika Franz, Severin Fiala Austin Sammies check out So...
Ep. 205 Tumbbad: “The Tale of Kim & Ket’s Dadium Den”
July 20, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 125 MBKet tells Kim about the 2018 Indian film, Tumbbad. Remember Sexy Goop Body, Frank, from Hellraiser? Well, you’ll never guess who we ran into! Sexy Goop Body’s Grandma! She… does not look great. The girls would also like to tell you about an exciting new business investment! It’s an opium den… but with Daddies. Less Opium. More Daddies. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Tumbbad. Dirs. Rahi Anil Barve, Adesh Prasad, Anand Gandhi Writers Mitesh Shah, Adesh Pras...
Ep. 204 High Tension: “The Tale of the Bummer is in the Eye of the Beholder”
July 13, 2022 07:01 - 1 hour - 110 MBKim tells Ket about the French film, High Tension, starring Cecile de France and Maiwen. The girls are back from their travels and hit the ground with giggles galore! They discuss the habits of rich French ladies and their gas station attendant escorts. They discuss the spectrum of bummerations and gettin’ your “grumbles.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in High Tension. Dir. Alexandre Aja Writers Alexandre Aja, Gregory Levasseu Listen to season 1 of our new...
Ep. 203 Drunk Horror Live! (with Paige Taylor, Madame of Horror), Puppet Master: “The Tale of Drunk Puppets in July”
July 06, 2022 07:01 - 3 hours - 197 MBRecorded live in October 2021, Kim and their dear friend Paige -- @thehorrorlifecoach -- tell Ket about Puppet Master, starring… alcohol. Strap in, Sammies. If you think episodes are long-winded when they're sober… I mean, do you even KKSAM, bro?! Not gonna lie, Ketryn remembers NONE of this movie. ENJOY! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Puppet Master. Dir. David Schmoeller Writers Charles Band, Kenneth J. Hall, J.S. Cardone Listen to season 1 of our new h...
Ep. 202: "The Tale of Ep. 101 Lyle: The Tale of ‘Chairs - The Podcast’”
June 29, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 119 MBHi Sammies! The girls have a bit of traveling to do, so we're bringing you a re-release from back in the DAY! In honor of our final “Pride” episode, here is a special edition of our 101st episode, Lyle, with an added snippet from our exclusive Patreon Post-Mortem we did for the film. Join our Patreon for the full video and hundreds more hours of BONE CON! (Bonus Content) https://www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Ep. 101 Lyle: “The Tale of ‘Chairs - The Podcast’” Kim tells Ke...
Ep. 201 The Hunger: “The Tale of Wearing Trash on Your Head”
June 22, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 122 MBKet tells Kim about the steamy 1983 horror starring David Bowie, Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon, continuing their “Pride Picks” for the month. The girls open the episode by stating that Kim is wearing trash on her head and knowing nothing about Tony Scott. Oh! How far the mighty have fallen. Ket also comes out as a Cape enthusiast… like that was news to literally anyone. They also encounter the worst fate either of them could possibly imagine. Most importantly, we’ll learn if ...
Ep. 200: “The Tale of the Sammie Awards!”
June 15, 2022 07:01 - 1 hour - 64.4 MBTo commemorate Kim and Ket’s 200th episode, we are having our first official Sammie Awards! We’ll be handing out awards for “Favorite Episode,” “Best Voice Acting,” “Best Episode Title”, “Best Running Gag or Catch Phrase,” “Best Made Up Character Name,” “Best Jump Scare, “ "Best Word Salad," “Most Random Tangent” and “Creepiest Burpsmap.” We also have some very exciting special guest presenters! Most importantly, the Sammies will learn how much Kim and Ket and Arik love and apprecia...
Ep. 199 Tammy and the T-Rex: “The Tale of Literally the ONE THING We Know about the T-Rex”
June 08, 2022 07:01 - 2 hours - 153 MBFor Pride Month, Kim tells Ket about the bananas Tanny ::ahem:: I mean, TAMMY and the T-Rex featuring Theo Forsett as the delightful Byron! Oh! And teeny tiny baby Denise Richards and Paul Walker (RIP). Ketryn loses her mind, on multiple occasions, and takes a minute to hop into this ‘93 white Mustang convertible of a movie… but she gets there! So pick up your cool, clear, landline phone and dial 1-800-DINO-MAN! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Tammy and the ...