Segments
661 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago - ★★★★★ - 4.7K ratingsJake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.
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36: Hollywoodn't
July 08, 2024 08:00 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MBIn this episode we discuss European football and American movies. Then we read some pages from a movie we wrote. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
35: Weakened Weekend
July 01, 2024 08:00 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MBIn this episode we stroll down memory lane, define words, and find out who had the better Father's Day. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
34: Prop Quiz
June 24, 2024 08:00 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MBIn this episode we discuss pets, ages, and pets ages. Then we take a Jake & Amir test. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
33: Greater Britain
June 17, 2024 08:00 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MBIn this episode we discuss Premier League Football, premier travel destinations, and premier Hardly Working episodes. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
32: Amir vs. Jill in Jake Trivia (w/Jillian Vogel!)
June 10, 2024 08:00 - 40 minutes - 37.5 MBWho knows Jake better? Let's find out together! Then let's try to spell some words. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
31: Violence
June 03, 2024 08:00 - 43 minutes - 39.5 MBIn this episode Amir tries to guess some celebrities, and how hard Jake slaps him. Then we read the cold open to a pilot we never shot. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
30: Film Reviewers
May 27, 2024 08:00 - 46 minutes - 42.2 MBIn this episode we play movie critics, wavelength, and quick characters. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
29: The Rankers
May 20, 2024 08:00 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MBIn this episode Amir tries to pick out a fake poem, a fake J&A quote, and then rank a whole lotta things. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
28: Love and Basketball
May 13, 2024 08:00 - 51 minutes - 47 MBIn this episode we flex our high NBA and Porn IQ, in a game of trivia-- then we spend a few minutes re-writing the national anthem. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
27: Show and Guess
May 06, 2024 08:00 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBIn this episode Jake has to name that photo, Amir has to name that Jake & Amir script, and then Jake takes a pop quiz. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
26: Tarot
April 29, 2024 08:00 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBIn this episode Jake discusses his favorite show, then looks into Amir's future. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
25: Cameos
April 22, 2024 08:00 - 47 minutes - 43.1 MBIn this episode we try to guess Cameo prices, create new movies, and Jake reads some of Amir's new ads. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
24: Shakespeare
April 15, 2024 08:00 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MBIn this episode, Amir takes it back to the 16th Century trying to stump Jake with a poem so old, it has to be true. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
23: Would You Want That?
April 08, 2024 08:00 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MBIn this episode we discuss family trees, five letter words, and some light game strategy. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
22: Who Knows Amir Better (w/Avital Ash!)
April 01, 2024 08:00 - 45 minutes - 42 MBIn this episode Avital and Jake play a rousing game of who knows Amir better. Then Avital reads a poem and discusses her one woman show, "Avital Ash Workshops Her Suicide Note" (tickets now available at AvitalAsh.com!) Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
21: Quick Characters
March 25, 2024 08:00 - 48 minutes - 44.2 MBIn this episode we try to come up with 50 characters and 49 states. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
20: March Madness
March 18, 2024 08:00 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBIn this episode Amir gives Jake a pop quiz, then they discuss food poisoning and workshop a Jake and Amir episode. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
19: Improv (w/Geoffrey James!)
March 11, 2024 08:00 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MBIn this episode Geoffrey joins us to sing songs, play improv games, and move to Russia for some reason. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
18: 100 Like Tweet
March 04, 2024 09:00 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MBIn this episode Jake fires off another Tweet, while we play Verdle and another rendition of Poetry or No-etry. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
17: Jake's Parents
February 26, 2024 09:00 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBIn this episode we get Mr. and Mrs. Hurwitz side of Jake's college history, then play a rollicking game of Hogwash or Ha Eun. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
16: Hot Hands
February 19, 2024 09:00 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MBIn this episode we create a movie, remember a story, and slap each other a lot. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
15: Jake's Solo Weekend
February 12, 2024 09:00 - 57 minutes - 53 MBIn this episode we talk about virtual reality, current reality, and play the celebrity game. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
14: Mystery Guest Part 3
February 05, 2024 09:00 - 42 minutes - 39.1 MBIn this episode we guess another guest, we poetry another test, and we get back to our advice giving roots! Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
13: The History Boys
January 29, 2024 09:00 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBIn this episode we discuss 1776, 2001, and 2019. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
12: Jake and Amir Pitches
January 22, 2024 09:00 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBIn this episode we discuss D&D characters, cryptic crypto tweets, and being sick. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
11: Belt of Pain
January 15, 2024 09:00 - 51 minutes - 46.7 MBIn this episode we discuss our failing bodies and the steps we take to heal them. Also, Amir sold some new ads for Jake to read. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
10: eBay Game Boy
January 08, 2024 09:00 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBIn this episode we discuss Jake's poetry, Jake's math skills, and Amir's singing ability. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
09: Mystery Guest Part 2
January 01, 2024 09:00 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MBIn this episode we discuss memory palaces, mystery guests, and who is 55? Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Cheese and Fish (w/Billy Scafuri!) 2019
December 25, 2023 09:00 - 31 minutes - 29.3 MBChristmas break has us releasing a classic IF I WERE YOU from our Patreon, recorded in 2019. Friend and fellow comedian Billy Scafuri joined us to discuss his diet, surprise parties and JibJabs. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
08: Fifty Like Xeet
December 18, 2023 09:00 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBIn this episode we stroll down memory lane, play a game, and revisit our old Jake and Amir idea list. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
07: Amir Bites Ben (w/Ben Schwartz!)
December 11, 2023 09:00 - 51 minutes - 47 MBIn this episode we discuss movies, live shows, and another rousing edition of Poetry or Noetry. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
06: Fake Ads
December 04, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 61 MBIn this episode we discuss riddles, houses, and doggies. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
05: Mystery Guest
November 27, 2023 09:00 - 56 minutes - 51.3 MBThis week we're guessing people, taglines, and songs. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
04: New Restaurant
November 20, 2023 09:00 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MBIn this episode we discuss fatherhood, food, and Jake & Amir quotes. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
03: Jake's Poem
November 13, 2023 09:00 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MBIn this episode we discuss rice, impressions, movies, and the letter A. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
02: Fifty Like Tweet
November 06, 2023 09:00 - 44 minutes - 40.7 MBFive new segments, one great episode: We chat old photos, dead artists, and going viral. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
01: A New Hope/Podcast/Car
October 30, 2023 08:00 - 47 minutes - 43.3 MBWe're back! The debut of our new show "Segments" -- Five different parts, one amazing episode. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Bruised Penis (2019)
October 23, 2023 08:00 - 25 minutes - 23.3 MBIn this episode we discuss pizza crust, screen time, and whether or not sex is like Tetris. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: New Catchphrase (2019)
October 09, 2023 08:00 - 25 minutes - 23.7 MBIn this episode we discuss rock climbing, surveillance cameras, and our newest CAT-phrase. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Quiet Sex (2019)
September 25, 2023 08:00 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MBIn this episode we discuss angry parents and library books. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Monkey Butt (2019)
September 11, 2023 08:00 - 29 minutes - 27.1 MBIn this bonus video episode we discuss Amir's alter ego, Jake's childhood marriage, and why we always get sick on the road. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Ear Holes (2019)
August 28, 2023 08:00 - 30 minutes - 28.1 MBIn this episode we discuss golfing, swimming, and whether or not it’s cool to accept an apology. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Open Relationship (w/Jeff Rosenberg!) 2019
August 14, 2023 08:00 - 32 minutes - 29.6 MBOur friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Rosie Rosenberg joins us to discuss how he met Jake, and Amir’s cool new nickname. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Worst Text Ever (2019)
July 31, 2023 08:00 - 29 minutes - 27 MBIn this episode we discuss Jake's sleep habits, and Amir's... other habits. Then a live reading on what we believe to be, the worst text ever. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Pranks (w/Geoffrey James!) 2018
July 17, 2023 08:00 - 32 minutes - 29.4 MBResident Dumbass Geoffrey James is in the studio to play an ice breaker, read a fan script, and discuss epic pranks. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Bad Teeth (w/Reilly Anspaugh!) 2018
July 03, 2023 08:00 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MBFellow HeadGum-er Reilly Anspaugh is in the studio to talk about bad kissers, good hygiene and horrible details about the Twilight Franchise. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: The Headbutt (2018)
June 19, 2023 08:00 - 29 minutes - 27.2 MBOur first Patreon Video version of "If I Were You!" We embrace the visual elements by making faces, dancing dances, and not selling any advertisements. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
589: The End Is Here
April 24, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 84.9 MBWill Amir kiss Jen Aniston? Will Jake's child be born soon? Will Ben Schwartz join the show? Find out, in the series finale of "If I Were You". Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
588: Smoothies (w/Avital and Jill!)
April 17, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 63.2 MBOur lovers Avital Ash and Jillian Vogel join us to discuss future children, current dogs, and what we should do next. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
587: Leave Me Hanging (w/Allison Williams!)
April 10, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 77.1 MBFriend and favorite guest Allison Williams joins us to discuss haircuts, cafeterias, and M3gan 2. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.