Segments
648 episodes - English - Latest episode: 17 days ago - ★★★★★ - 4.7K ratingsJake and Amir host a constantly changing show that re-invents itself multiple times per episode. Each segment brings a completely new topic for Jake and Amir to discuss, dissect, and explore.
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23: Would You Want That?
April 08, 2024 08:00 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MBIn this episode we discuss family trees, five letter words, and some light game strategy. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
22: Who Knows Amir Better (w/Avital Ash!)
April 01, 2024 08:00 - 45 minutes - 42 MBIn this episode Avital and Jake play a rousing game of who knows Amir better. Then Avital reads a poem and discusses her one woman show, "Avital Ash Workshops Her Suicide Note" (tickets now available at AvitalAsh.com!) Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
21: Quick Characters
March 25, 2024 08:00 - 48 minutes - 44.2 MBIn this episode we try to come up with 50 characters and 49 states. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
20: March Madness
March 18, 2024 08:00 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBIn this episode Amir gives Jake a pop quiz, then they discuss food poisoning and workshop a Jake and Amir episode. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
19: Improv (w/Geoffrey James!)
March 11, 2024 08:00 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MBIn this episode Geoffrey joins us to sing songs, play improv games, and move to Russia for some reason. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
18: 100 Like Tweet
March 04, 2024 09:00 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MBIn this episode Jake fires off another Tweet, while we play Verdle and another rendition of Poetry or No-etry. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
17: Jake's Parents
February 26, 2024 09:00 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBIn this episode we get Mr. and Mrs. Hurwitz side of Jake's college history, then play a rollicking game of Hogwash or Ha Eun. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
16: Hot Hands
February 19, 2024 09:00 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MBIn this episode we create a movie, remember a story, and slap each other a lot. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
15: Jake's Solo Weekend
February 12, 2024 09:00 - 57 minutes - 53 MBIn this episode we talk about virtual reality, current reality, and play the celebrity game. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
14: Mystery Guest Part 3
February 05, 2024 09:00 - 42 minutes - 39.1 MBIn this episode we guess another guest, we poetry another test, and we get back to our advice giving roots! Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
13: The History Boys
January 29, 2024 09:00 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBIn this episode we discuss 1776, 2001, and 2019. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
12: Jake and Amir Pitches
January 22, 2024 09:00 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBIn this episode we discuss D&D characters, cryptic crypto tweets, and being sick. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
11: Belt of Pain
January 15, 2024 09:00 - 51 minutes - 46.7 MBIn this episode we discuss our failing bodies and the steps we take to heal them. Also, Amir sold some new ads for Jake to read. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
10: eBay Game Boy
January 08, 2024 09:00 - 43 minutes - 39.6 MBIn this episode we discuss Jake's poetry, Jake's math skills, and Amir's singing ability. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
09: Mystery Guest Part 2
January 01, 2024 09:00 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MBIn this episode we discuss memory palaces, mystery guests, and who is 55? Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Cheese and Fish (w/Billy Scafuri!) 2019
December 25, 2023 09:00 - 31 minutes - 29.3 MBChristmas break has us releasing a classic IF I WERE YOU from our Patreon, recorded in 2019. Friend and fellow comedian Billy Scafuri joined us to discuss his diet, surprise parties and JibJabs. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
08: Fifty Like Xeet
December 18, 2023 09:00 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBIn this episode we stroll down memory lane, play a game, and revisit our old Jake and Amir idea list. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
07: Amir Bites Ben (w/Ben Schwartz!)
December 11, 2023 09:00 - 51 minutes - 47 MBIn this episode we discuss movies, live shows, and another rousing edition of Poetry or Noetry. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
06: Fake Ads
December 04, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 61 MBIn this episode we discuss riddles, houses, and doggies. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
05: Mystery Guest
November 27, 2023 09:00 - 56 minutes - 51.3 MBThis week we're guessing people, taglines, and songs. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
04: New Restaurant
November 20, 2023 09:00 - 51 minutes - 47.1 MBIn this episode we discuss fatherhood, food, and Jake & Amir quotes. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
03: Jake's Poem
November 13, 2023 09:00 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MBIn this episode we discuss rice, impressions, movies, and the letter A. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
02: Fifty Like Tweet
November 06, 2023 09:00 - 44 minutes - 40.7 MBFive new segments, one great episode: We chat old photos, dead artists, and going viral. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
01: A New Hope/Podcast/Car
October 30, 2023 08:00 - 47 minutes - 43.3 MBWe're back! The debut of our new show "Segments" -- Five different parts, one amazing episode. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Bruised Penis (2019)
October 23, 2023 08:00 - 25 minutes - 23.3 MBIn this episode we discuss pizza crust, screen time, and whether or not sex is like Tetris. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: New Catchphrase (2019)
October 09, 2023 08:00 - 25 minutes - 23.7 MBIn this episode we discuss rock climbing, surveillance cameras, and our newest CAT-phrase. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Quiet Sex (2019)
September 25, 2023 08:00 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MBIn this episode we discuss angry parents and library books. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Monkey Butt (2019)
September 11, 2023 08:00 - 29 minutes - 27.1 MBIn this bonus video episode we discuss Amir's alter ego, Jake's childhood marriage, and why we always get sick on the road. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Ear Holes (2019)
August 28, 2023 08:00 - 30 minutes - 28.1 MBIn this episode we discuss golfing, swimming, and whether or not it’s cool to accept an apology. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Open Relationship (w/Jeff Rosenberg!) 2019
August 14, 2023 08:00 - 32 minutes - 29.6 MBOur friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Rosie Rosenberg joins us to discuss how he met Jake, and Amir’s cool new nickname. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Worst Text Ever (2019)
July 31, 2023 08:00 - 29 minutes - 27 MBIn this episode we discuss Jake's sleep habits, and Amir's... other habits. Then a live reading on what we believe to be, the worst text ever. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Pranks (w/Geoffrey James!) 2018
July 17, 2023 08:00 - 32 minutes - 29.4 MBResident Dumbass Geoffrey James is in the studio to play an ice breaker, read a fan script, and discuss epic pranks. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: Bad Teeth (w/Reilly Anspaugh!) 2018
July 03, 2023 08:00 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MBFellow HeadGum-er Reilly Anspaugh is in the studio to talk about bad kissers, good hygiene and horrible details about the Twilight Franchise. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Bonus: The Headbutt (2018)
June 19, 2023 08:00 - 29 minutes - 27.2 MBOur first Patreon Video version of "If I Were You!" We embrace the visual elements by making faces, dancing dances, and not selling any advertisements. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
589: The End Is Here
April 24, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 84.9 MBWill Amir kiss Jen Aniston? Will Jake's child be born soon? Will Ben Schwartz join the show? Find out, in the series finale of "If I Were You". Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
588: Smoothies (w/Avital and Jill!)
April 17, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 63.2 MBOur lovers Avital Ash and Jillian Vogel join us to discuss future children, current dogs, and what we should do next. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
587: Leave Me Hanging (w/Allison Williams!)
April 10, 2023 08:00 - 1 hour - 77.1 MBFriend and favorite guest Allison Williams joins us to discuss haircuts, cafeterias, and M3gan 2. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
586: Modern Bar Mitzvah
April 03, 2023 08:00 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MBIn this episode we discuss breaking up, waking up, and Daniel Craig. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
585: The End Is Near
March 27, 2023 08:00 - 49 minutes - 45.2 MBIn this episode we discuss garbage ninjas, volunteer firefighters, and the next steps of our careers in comedy. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
584: Near Death Experience
March 20, 2023 08:00 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBIn this episode we discuss feeling bad, feeling better, and making pizza. Get your tickets for the next New York Headgum Happy Hour show here! Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
583: Monopoly
March 13, 2023 08:00 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBIn this episode we discuss secret families, rich tarot card readers, and getting milked. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
582: AOL Instant Messenger
March 06, 2023 09:00 - 44 minutes - 41 MBIn this episode we discuss Padel Ball, cheese puffs, and screen names. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
581: Born Rick (w/ Charlie Bardey and Natalie Rotter-Laitman)
February 27, 2023 09:00 - 1 hour - 59.2 MBIn this episode we discuss posture, bangs, and financial fitness with Charlie Bardey and Natalie Rotter-Laitman of Exploration: LIVE!, a podcast joining Headgum Wednesday, March 8th. Listen to new episodes every week on Spotify, Apple, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts! Follow Exploration: LIVE! on Instagram and Twitter. Follow Charlie on Instagram and Twitter. Follow Natalie on Instagram and Twitter. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listene...
580: Kissing Cousins
February 20, 2023 09:00 - 44 minutes - 40.3 MBIn this episode we discuss driving alone, and building together. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
579: Worst Food City
February 13, 2023 09:00 - 57 minutes - 53 MBIn this episode we discuss cereal mascots, blister popping, and skincare routines. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
578: Birthday Blumenfeld
February 06, 2023 09:00 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBIn this episode we discuss getting suspended, writing songs, and Amir’s ideal gift. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
577: Amir Is Yogurt
January 30, 2023 09:00 - 51 minutes - 46.9 MBIn this episode we discuss goatees, cacti, and get a surprise call from a friend. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
576: Nose Picker
January 23, 2023 09:00 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBIn this episode we discuss cheeseburgers, smegma and tiny benches. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
575: Orthodontics
January 16, 2023 09:00 - 49 minutes - 45.7 MBIn this episode we discuss our favorite bands, video game characters, and how to smile better! Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
574: Condom Wrapper
January 09, 2023 09:00 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MBIn this episode we discuss golfing, bartending, and yes: WORDLE. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.