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Hog Planet

113 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 22 ratings

The outbreak of Hog culture beginning in 1776 in the United States has spread worldwide, threatening humanity’s very existence. The self-satiated and self-aggrandizing consumption endemic to American culture, writ large upon the planet, is about to reach critical overload. As it collapses, whatever comes next will be documented, catalogued and broadcasted by our team of diligent Hog Planeteers.

Hosted and Produced by Dan Spaventa (@spaventacular) and Sam Louis (@Wagstank)

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Episode 63- The Elizabeth Warren Commission (Part 2)

February 27, 2020 18:39 - 1 hour - 92 MB

When someone tells you who they are, believe them. Unless they’re one Senator Elizabeth Warren. Folks, we usually #trustwomen on Hog Planet, but in this 2-part episode, we’re going to catalog the bizarre lies, half-truths, and exaggerations that the Senator from Massachusetts has told in her legal, academic, and political career. It’s a long and suspenseful journey from her upbringing in Norman, Oklahoma to her present day shenanigans and ongoing attempts to kneecap Bernie Sanders, her former...

Episode 62- The Elizabeth Warren Commission (Part 1)

February 18, 2020 22:16 - 1 hour - 93.4 MB

Part 2 of this episode coming soon... When someone tells you who they are, believe them. Unless they’re one Senator Elizabeth Warren. Folks, we usually #trustwomen on Hog Planet, but in this 2-part episode, we’re going to catalog the bizarre lies, half-truths, and exaggerations that the Senator from Massachusetts has told in her legal, academic, and political career. It’s a long and suspenseful journey from her upbringing in Norman, Oklahoma to her present day shenanigans and ongoing attempt...

Episode 61- Cats (2019) is Why The Terrorists Hate Us (ft. Rachey)

January 30, 2020 01:05 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MB

For a supplement to our discussion this episode, check out this piece: https://medium.com/@sam_louis/we-are-the-hogs-watching-cats-47df93bfbf58 Hogheads, for you we have prepared an episode with about as loose a structure as its subject, the Cats movie. We all forced ourselves through two hours of “digital fur technology,” cat bulges, and the stomach-churning James Corden to bring you tales from the sparsely-attended theaters where this film burned itself into our corneas. We discuss how t...

Episode 60- Eddie Gallagher: A Hog in the War Machine

January 14, 2020 01:31 - 1 hour - 90.8 MB

For a supplement to our discussion this episode, check out this piece: https://medium.com/@samwagstaff/eddie-gallagher-a-hog-in-the-war-machine-400715f0411c As the United States military and our gormless commander-in-chief continue to ratchet up tensions with Iran, the time has come to examine the case of former Navy SEAL Chief Eddie Gallagher, an emblematic case of the right wing’s contemporary valorization of bloodlust. In this episode, we follow the case, beginning with Gallagher’s crime...

Episode 59- Rudolph The Red-Faced Lawyer (ft. Rachey)

October 11, 2019 21:26 - 1 hour - 102 MB

With President Trump willfully asking other countries to investigate the Biden family’s unforced misdeeds in Ukraine, it is time for us to again discuss America's former mayor, Mr. Rudy Giuliani. As Trump’s personal attorney/international man of mystery, his trips around Eastern Europe were put front and center in the unnamed whistleblower complaint alleging that the Trump Administration explicitly asked Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to investigate Hunter Biden’s lucrative no-show b...

Episode 58- Eyes Wide Smut (Part 2)

September 20, 2019 03:49 - 1 hour - 87.5 MB

Our Epstein obsession continues with another epic two-parter, this time re-evaluating Stanley Kubrick’s 1999 slow burn classic Eyes Wide Shut. For some reason, we continue to refer to Tom Cruise’s character as “Dr. Bill” in this one. In this second half, we pick up where we left off with Dr. Harford’s entrance into the Masked Ball, his expulsion from the ball, and his return to Alice, his wife, who recounts a bizarre dream in which she sexually humiliates him. From there we cover the end of t...

Episode 57- Eyes Wide Smut (Part 1)

September 09, 2019 15:41 - 53 minutes - 73.8 MB

Our Epstein obsession continues with another epic two-parter, this time re-evaluating Stanley Kubrick’s 1999 slow burn classic Eyes Wide Shut. In this first half, we discuss the context this film was released in, some stories from the record-breaking 15-month shooting period, and the events of the first half of the film, right up to the infamous mansion party scene. Of particular interest to us is the role of Dr. Bill Harford (Tom Cruise), our leading man, as avatar for all clueless upper mid...

Episode 56- Dead Pervert Society (Epstein Part 2)

August 15, 2019 03:22 - 36 minutes - 50.2 MB

It’s part 2 of the Epstein madness. We discuss his arrest, his “suicide,” and the questions we’ve all been asking since August 10. We’ve crossed over into the realm of the unknowable. We are beyond beyond the pale. If you didn’t believe in conspiracy theories before, you will now. We will guide you through this bizarre new dimension, which is ripe with ridiculous takes and mind-bending new revelations. But at least he’s dead now, right? Next episode we will work any new Epstein details into o...

Episode 55- Dead Pervert Society (Epstein Part 1)

August 13, 2019 01:16 - 54 minutes - 75.1 MB

This episodes needs all kinds of warnings, folks. This is part one of a multiple-part episode about Jeffrey Epstein, the credibly alleged serial rapist, infamous pedophile, and registered sex offender who mysteriously died in custody on August 10, 2019. The official line is that he committed suicide, but speculators in every corner of the mediasphere are asking who might have wanted to silence someone whose criminal network involved some of the most powerful people in the world. In this episo...

Episode 54- Does The Polar Bear Give You An Abortion? (ft. Rachey)

July 18, 2019 16:11 - 1 hour - 84 MB

So this is our most sexually explicit episode yet. But it’s not our fault. Rachey joins us to discuss the widely-memed “Striking Vipers” episode of the newest season of Netflix’s Black Mirror, in which the dystopian anthology series asks what would happen if you could have sex with your friend in a video game. Of course, the episode devolves into melodrama and technological plot holes, but we are still forced to wrestle with a series of stoned questions: does the video game make you hard in ...

Episode 53- Let Me Go Crazy on YouTube

June 26, 2019 04:56 - 1 hour - 101 MB

On this week’s Plunge we dive into the wild world of right wing YouTube to explain the controversy over its recent statement cracking down on “supremacist” content, how average young men are gradually radicalized into far right ideologies including race science, antifeminism, Islamophobia, and white nationalism, and how this dark corner of the internet likely played a role in radicalizing mass shooters in Christchurch, Quebec City, Pittsburgh, and most recently, Dallas, Texas and Concord, Cal...

Episode 52- Do Not Watch Loqueesha (ft. Matt Greenberg)

May 27, 2019 16:13 - 1 hour - 92.4 MB

"The trailer was like when a guy says I know this is racist, BUT... and then the movie is like if you stick around to hear what the person is gonna say after that" In this episode Matt Greenberg of the Co-Pilots podcast (@WeAreCoPilots) joins us to discuss Jeremy Saville’s “movie” Loqueesha, an unvarnished portrayal of the psychosexual turmoil of its creator, in which a white, divorced, middle-aged bartender becomes a hit on Detroit talk radio by impersonating an imaginary black woman named ...

Episode 51- Game of Theranos

April 30, 2019 22:38 - 1 hour - 122 MB

Strap on the feed bag and get ready for some content to fuel your body and mind. This week we examine Mayor Pete BootyJudge's campaign, and its bold progressive ideas like reinstating a military draft and suppressing people in prison from voting. Next we visit the gropey overgrown wrinkle Joe Biden, who wasted no time co-opting images of racist violence in Charlottesville for his campaign video, despite the fact that his political career began with opposition to integrated buses. After a brie...

Episode 50- The Biden Zone

April 04, 2019 23:39 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MB

Welcome back, folks, to another session of cultural and critical takes on current events. Joe Biden hasn’t even announced his candidacy yet, but he has finally addressed his lifetime of being handsy with women in a wheezy “apology” video that belongs in a horror movie. We examine his career of bad political decisions as well as the bizarre defenses we’ve seen of his behavior from the likes of Alyssa Milano and others who met him at a Gala once or something. After breaking down Biden's lack of...

Episode 49- Russiagate's Deflate & The Foreskin Debate

March 28, 2019 23:35 - 1 hour - 63.5 MB

Your boys have gone and done it again. We’re plunging away this week at the anticlimactic end to the Mueller saga. Lawyers don’t come off well in this one, folks. We didn’t even get the golden showers tape! What a wash. Speaking of the washed, Michael Avenatti (lawyer) has been arrested for attempting to extort Nike. We also have some exciting 2020 campaign news; of course we are referring to the upcoming debate on circumcision. In the opposition’s corner, we have Andrew Yang, the “intactivis...

Episode 48 - Beto, Bobbitt, & A Green Book For Chuds

March 21, 2019 19:52 - 1 hour - 100 MB

We’re back with a masterful intro courtesy of Joseph Bags. Check out his soundcloud link below. This week we discuss prominent table-stander and horse face haver Robert “Beto” O’Rourke’s entry into the crowded 2020 democratic primary race. We also tell the tale of the yelp app made specifically for MAGA people, as well as QAnon’s abrupt entry into the mafia world, literally by the hand of one Anthony Comello. For pop culture we dig deep into the entirety of Amazon’s Jordan Peele-produced docu...

Episode 47- The Bernie Bros Stole My Wife (ft. Rachey)

February 24, 2019 20:59 - 1 hour - 91.5 MB

Happy Black History Month from the Plunge! Rachey’s joining us to celebrate Bernie Sanders’ 2020 campaign announcement and the return of a human with a pulse to the multi-year horse race circus that we ritually subject ourselves to. We go deep on the Bernie bro myths, see how he stacks up to his competitors, and evaluate how the internet has collectively lost it a full year and a half away from the election. In the pop culture corner, we discuss the preposterous boomer fantasy Yesterday, Frid...

Episode 46- Nancy Pelosi Killed 2Pac

February 10, 2019 17:56 - 1 hour - 114 MB

Get sloshed for this one, folks. Sean Spicer was faded at the State of the Union while Joshua Trump dozed peacefully, and Nancy Pelosi finally found common ground with Donald Trump. Doomed vanity candidate Howard Schultz, on the other hand, was begging for applause after telling a crowd to wipe the word “billionaire” from their mouths. Racism had a big week with Elizabeth Warren being exposed for having listed “American Indian” on a Texas state bar form, Cindy McCain calling the cops on an in...

Episode 45- Get Me Roger Stoned

February 01, 2019 20:34 - 1 hour - 110 MB

Like Bernie and Jane Sanders drunkenly singing Woody Guthrie with the Soviets, your humble hosts have returned to bless your ears with mellifluous content. This week, we start out talking about “the grind,” meaning both the grind of burnt coffee that made former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz rich enough to mull over running for president this week and the daily workplace drudgery millennials are now pretending to enjoy as they shout “secure the bag” into the high heavens. Our main story this w...

Episode 44- Fyre and Rain

January 23, 2019 22:10 - 1 hour - 112 MB

It’s episode 44. You know, like Obama. And speaking of presidential personas, Kamala Harris, the self-described “top cop,” has officially thrown her hat in the 2020 ring. We have thoughts to share regarding her record and the ways people are already attempting to shield her from legitimate criticism. On the show this week, the very concept of life itself is under scrutiny, as we discuss the twins who tested five genomic mapping products, including 23andme, and came to the unsurprising conclus...

Episode 43- Beauty and the Bezos

January 17, 2019 19:19 - 1 hour - 87.6 MB

It’s us again. Rate and review on iTunes. 5 stars. You know we are worth it. And we have been proved right yet again; in our first segment, academia confirms that old people post the most fake news. In smoking news, Steve Bannon was rejected from a lobbying job by Juul, and mealy-mouthed pseudo-philosopher Malcolm Gladwell is getting back to his old Big Tobacco shilling days in his most recent New Yorker piece, where he resurrects debunked concerns about marijuana use. Sounds like he needs t...

Episode 42- Dance Like Qanon Is Watching

January 07, 2019 21:24 - 1 hour - 112 MB

It’s your first Plunge of 2019. How exciting! A plethora of politicking awaits. QAnon patriots have discovered that Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez enjoys dancing as well as the company of friends, and they are using this crucial knowledge to destroy her nascent political career. In more substantive news, staffers from Bernie Sanders’ 2016 presidential campaign have come forward, alleging a culture of sexism, gendered pay discrimination, and a culture of indifference towards those who ...

Episode 41- A Very Spacey Christmas

December 31, 2018 03:50 - 1 hour - 103 MB

It’s the annual Christmas episode, and our sweaty President Donald Trump is on the show telling your children that believing in Santa is for babies. On the other side of the aisle, we also have Scott Dworkin and the Democratic Coalition here to wish them a very Mueller Christmas. You may actually want to cover their ears for that one. As it is every Christmas, Boomers really had a week. Joe Biden yelled at the youth for complaining about the bleakest economic landscape since the Great Depress...

Episode 40- Gather Around The Hanukkah Bushu-suru

December 11, 2018 20:17 - 1 hour - 108 MB

After 94 years of cheating death, George H. W. Bush has finally left this mortal coil, and you know we have a few thoughts on his life, legacy, and lexiconical contributions. The alt-right has been protesting Twitter, conferencing in DC, and, in friend of the show Steve Bannon’s case, teaming up with dissident billionaires and other hacks to bring down the Chinese Communist Party. Also in politics: we prematurely name the pros and cons of some of the frontrunners for the Democratic presidenti...

Episode 39- Stuck in the Midterms with You

November 14, 2018 22:21 - 1 hour - 133 MB

The blue urine trickle has swept our nation, but we have yet to see whether it’s up to the challenge posed by right wing internet-obsessed terrorists. Jeff Sessions has been ignominiously forced to resign, and we’re celebrating while many liberals are bizarrely distressed by this news and have taken to the streets to voice their concern. In the tech world, MAGA chuds have been forced into the darkest reaches of social media: LinkedIn. Cars are making the hard decisions, like whether a large w...

Episode 38- Boys Be Not Proud

October 29, 2018 22:47 - 1 hour - 107 MB

So Ted Cruz has become beautiful in Trump’s eyes. Alex Jones is literally yelling at feces, but not the living turd Gavin Mcinnes, whose Western chauvinist organization, the Proud Boys, is responsible for beatings in New York City. In other news, Saudi Arabia is still hemming and hawing at its role in the murder of Jamal Khashoggi, with the White House turning a blind eye. According to NPR, it’s gotten so bad out here that dorm living startups are making moves in Los Angeles. In the pop cultu...

Episode 37- Hardcore Halloween History

October 22, 2018 00:49 - 1 hour - 132 MB

The boys discuss Sebastian Gorka's thirsty Instagram, the Clinton family arena rock tour, Gritty as a working class hero, the Donald Daters sex app for Trump supporters, the Federalist guide to debating a democratic socialist, Elizabeth Warren's Cherokee DNA disaster, Trump's tacky art, horror movie recs, Diamond and Silk's documentary Dummycrats, a firefighter's Trump prophecy movie, and finally Sam's visit to Washington DC's DEA museum! Rate and review on iTunes Follow @spaventacular @wags...

Episode 36- Court TV

September 25, 2018 05:09 - 1 hour - 132 MB

This week, we’re getting a few takes in on Supreme Court justice nominee Brett Kavanaugh before even more ignoble details emerge about his disgusting sexual proclivities. We also have some Trump hurricane takes to explore as well as a story about our home county’s racist ex-sheriff, Michael Saudino. In pop culture, we’re reviewing Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 11/9 and Panos Cosmatos’ Mandy, starring Nicholas cage. We’ll also mention the persistence of dull liberals on the silver screen, from ho...

Episode 35- Musk Love Dogs

September 12, 2018 05:25 - 1 hour - 109 MB

This week on the show an anonymous white house ghoul wrote a thing for the New York Times op ed section, triggering what can only be described as the liberal qanon. Barack obama returned to illinois to tell young people to vote instead of complain, and his favorite technocrat Elon Musk attempted to smoke a blunt on camera to impress the comedian and DMT enthusiast podcaster Joe Rogan. Is this the early makings of the secondcoming of the choom gang? Only time will tell. In the pop culture corn...

Episode 34- Horny For Civility

September 05, 2018 16:50 - 1 hour - 121 MB

Don’t let the new logo fool you, it’s still the same ol’ Plunge! It’s episode 34, and we’re here to bring you the finest takes on politics and pop culture. We’ve got updates on John McCain’s demise, David Pecker’s safe filed with Trump secrets, and the effects of the internet on developing brains. In the real world, one of the largest prison strikes in US history is ongoing while in the world of law enforcement, one brave white woman has started a seminar on helping cops cope with the trauma ...

Episode 33- Farenheit 420/69

August 20, 2018 23:51 - 1 hour - 85.2 MB

Folks, yet again, we have traversed the planes of our wretched existence to bring you another update on the absolute worst in politics and pop culture. And we have a lot of ground to cover, including Russian special envoy Steven Seagal, the genesis of the space force, and the online banishment of Alex Jones, conservative conspiracist you love to hate, from YouTube and other social media platforms. In the pop culture corner, we’re discussing Michael Moore’s new documentary Fahrenheit 11/9, the...

Episode 32- Qanonsense & The Scurvy Diet

August 06, 2018 13:31 - 1 hour - 99.7 MB

This week, it’s url leaching into irl, as we talk about internet nonsense worming its way into normie discourse. First up, Qanon, the sprawling 4chan conspiracy theory that has melted the brains of too many of your neighbors, who are now convinced that Trump and Robert Mueller are bravely battling the deep state against the Democrats’ cabal of child sex satan worship. And that’s not all: cryptid erotica has made its way into a Virginia political race, right-wing Youtuber Jordan Peterson’s dau...

Episode 31- Ted Cruisin' For A Bruisin'

July 26, 2018 15:47 - 1 hour - 117 MB

On this episode, we explain why neither of your hosts particularly care about Russian meddling, how Putin’s presence in the White House does NOT offend us, and why the context of the alleged hacking matters. We will explain this for as long as possible before the CIA throws us in jail for being Russian bots. In business news, we have to say, I TOLD YOU SO, regarding Elon Musks baseless attacks against the heroic diver who saved a Thai boys’ soccer team, and Mark Zuckerberg’s attempt to be inc...

Episode 30- Uncivil War (ft Rachey)

July 14, 2018 13:15 - 1 hour - 143 MB

It’s the thirtieth episode of the Plunge, and we’re still serving up the freshest content consisting of the most pungent stories in politics, pop culture, and even our own lives. Be sure to follow the show on Twitter, subscribe, rate, and review us on iTunes, and tell all your friends about us. All three of them. This week was another cascade of crappiness, with cops complaining about seasoning, columnists howling at Susan Sarandon, and pernicious arguments about civility for fascists roaming...

Episode 29- Waluigi Dies In Darkness

June 25, 2018 13:23 - 1 hour - 96.7 MB

This week we saw a taste of how depraved and disturbed this administration is when it comes to its immigration policy, namely its recently-rescinded family separation procedures and still-active tent city concentration camps. We’ll put this in some context and see what our politicians and pundits had to say about these atrocities. If this is something you feel strongly about, you’re probably a sensible human being with something similar to a soul, and you can find some links to organizations ...

Episode 28- Ar-MAGA-ddon: The Rise of Trump Teens

June 13, 2018 13:03 - 1 hour - 111 MB

The time has come once again for roving hordes of MAGA teens to descend on our nation’s fair capital, the war between cops and robots is in full swing, and racist sheriff par excellence Joe Arpaio may yet be able to clear his record. We’ll talk about some of our favorite recent stand up specials, and briefly mention the atrocious upcoming motion picture adaptation of Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead directed by, who else? Zack Snyder, of course. For storytime Dan will tell us all about doing God’s...

Episode 27- McCainsplaining

June 07, 2018 13:25 - 1 hour - 123 MB

Please be sure to subscribe, rate, and review the show on iTunes by searching the Plunge with an exclamation point at the end, and share the show with all of your friends, enemies, colleagues, whatever. This week, we discuss the near-endless outpouring of videos of white people freaking out on people of color in public. We’ll also put to rest the needless adulation for ailing Republican Senator John McCain, the warmongering quote-on-quote maverick who brought us Sarah Palin. In pop culture, w...

Episode 26- The Only True Patriotism is Posting

May 14, 2018 00:47 - 1 hour - 108 MB

This week Gina Haspel decided, with Trump’s encouragement, not to withdraw from consideration for the job of CIA Director, Facebook hired the Heritage Foundation to help them address their alleged conservative bias, and the Sergeants Benevolent Association of New York was tweeting about nipples for some reason. In terrible takes, we’re discussing the Home Depot CEO’s book I Love Capitalism, Kumail Nanjiani’s gut-wrenchingly bad tweets, Mitt Romney’s professed love of ground meats, and the gen...

Episode 25- My Beautiful Trump Twisted Fantasy

May 03, 2018 20:11 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Be sure to subscribe, rate, and review us on iTunes, follow us on SoundCloud, and check out the Twitter page @plunge_podcast. This week, we’re following up with the Golden State Killer, we’re witnessing Bill Gates drink literal feces, and we’ll analyze the #Resistance’s breakdown. In terrible takes, we’ll see who was more tasteless: was it Michelle Wolf, at the White House Correspondents Dinner or Donald Trump at the Paralympics? In our literacy campaign, we’re talking about Nancy Isenberg’s ...

Episode 24- The Second Comey-ing

April 21, 2018 00:41 - 1 hour - 118 MB

Please subscribe and give us that coveted 5 star iTunes rating. We have a tantalizing tornado of stories today. In court Trump’s attorney Michael Cohen admitted his connection to blustering state TV personality Sean Hannity. In gossip news women of a certain age are horny for brain pill salesman Alex Jones and for the newest member of Trump’s legal team, the decaying husk Rudy Giuliani. In terrible takes we wade through nauseating sendoffs to Paul Ryan and appraise the self worshiping book to...

Episode 23- Ms. New Rudy

April 16, 2018 15:28 - 1 hour - 141 MB

Please take a second to like, subscribe, rate, and review us on iTunes. Rudy Giuliani’s marriage may be over, but we’re just getting started. We’ve got quick hits on Scott Pruitt, Sinclair media, and all the Twitter drama, from Kurt Eichenwald to Kevin D. Williamson. In terrible takes, we have Tucker Carlson afraid of the fairer sex, Preet Bharara loving on Jeff Bezos, and Ezra Klein flattering our soulless information overlord, Mark Zuckerberg. For a marathon pop culture corner, we’re talkin...

Episode 22- They Will Be Stoned

April 06, 2018 14:58 - 1 hour - 63.3 MB

Believe it or not, you’re listening to another episode of The Plunge! Be sure to rate and review us on iTunes and follow us on Twitter at plunge_podcast! Coming up - we have quick hits on Stormy Daniels, Cynthia Nixon, and the Kushner organization. Then we will survey the worst of the countless attempts by baby boomers to co-opt, distort, and even disparage the message of the young organizers of the March for Our Lives rally. In pop culture we have Armando Iannucci’s The Death of Stalin, CBS...

Episode 21- Zucker Punch

March 26, 2018 21:56 - 1 hour - 120 MB

Don’t forget to follow plunge_podcast on Twitter, rate and review the show on iTunes, and send it to your friends, colleagues, family members, enemies, prominent politicians, studio executives, anyone who could benefit from having our dank insights broadcasted directly to their favorite device. Today’s show is jam-packed: we have quick hits on Rex Tillerson and Elon Musk, terrible takes about global warming and Donald Trump Jr.’s divorce, and we’re talking about The Young Karl Marx and some ...

Episode 20- Fish Sex Education

March 20, 2018 11:34 - 1 hour - 131 MB

It’s already the 20th episode of The Plunge, and we’re still dredging up more and more of the clogs and confusions in our convoluted cultural discourse. We’ll check in with Betsy Devos, the widely hated Education secretary fresh off an awful TV interview. Marco Rubio tried to redeem himself with the teens after his disastrous CNN town hall performance by appearing on Youtube celebrity Jake Paul’s vlog. Chuck Todd refused to trade jabs with President Trump, and The New Yorker declared Robert M...

Episode 19- Keeping Up with the Alex Joneses

March 08, 2018 14:25 - 1 hour - 117 MB

This week we cover everything from cowardly Democrats to Tucker Carlson’s war on anti-white quote-on-quote racism, and Alex Jones’ altogether terrible week. The brain juice guy got dunked on by teenagers on the internet, waxed poetic about his current wife’s bodacious schnozz, and, surprisingly enough, got slapped with a few harassment allegations. Our main story is the most recent flare up of the ever-present China panic in outlets like the New York Times, The Economist, and other periodica...

Episode 18- American Gripers (The National Rifle ASS-ociation)

February 27, 2018 15:07 - 1 hour - 128 MB

On this week’s show, the Teamsters are training to defend their immigrant members from DHS and at CPAC, Sebastian Gorka clashed with his long-time rival, the Mediaite reporter Caleb Ecarma. Our main story is the history of the NRA’s lobbying efforts and how it got us to where we are at today. We will try to fill in the gaps that most media outlets have forgotten about or ignored. We’ll also discuss the heinous reaction to the Parkland shooting survivors from conservative ghouls like Donald Tr...

Episode 17- Real Goyim Only

February 12, 2018 16:06 - 1 hour - 115 MB

Folks, it’s our last show before our vacation - while we will enjoy LA, we will be pining for the sunny shores of Bay View, Michigan, the Christians-only town that is the center of a lawsuit against its policy of only allowing pastor-approved gentiles to buy or inherit houses. What’s worse is that milquetoast conservative hack Andrew Sullivan is writing again, and he’s writing about young people. We will take in his latest terrible take before we get into Trump’s contempt for opioid addicts, ...

Episode 16- Jake Tapper: Troop Defender

February 07, 2018 13:49 - 1 hour - 120 MB

Trump gave his first State of the Union address, proving that even the foulest and most foolish around us can talk and stand at the same time when prompted. This achievement prompted liberals to heap obsequious praise on the man-child in chief, and a chicken executive served as “designated survivor.” What could have been less appealing? Cue Joe Kennedy’s counter speech, and the drool that followed. Let’s face it, everything’s more substantial than the State of the Union address, so we pulled...

Episode 15- Nike Air Jordan Peterson

January 29, 2018 05:58 - 1 hour - 74.5 MB

For this week’s terrible takes, we have curated some of the worst of the worst conservative voices in media, politics, and the blogosphere in our ongoing attempts to discourage our fellow white males from embracing the alt-right. We’ll discuss David Brooks’ new bae Jordan Peterson, proud sexist Courtland Sykes, and the foam on the rabid dog’s mouth, good old Breitbart News. Across the aisle, we’ll discuss Hillary Clinton’s newest scandal and the myth of the Bernie bro. Before we get to the f...

Episode 14- Government Shutdown 2018: The Day The Girth Stood Still

January 22, 2018 01:51 - 1 hour - 59.4 MB

Now that we have achieved full anarcho-communism and hierarchies are being flattened nationwide, we are happy to share audio from our quaintly dystopian past. Before the federal government collapsed, freeing us from its tyrannical yoke, we were in a disturbing world in which we had elected officials who acted like buffoons even as they demanded our respect and fealty. Our very president, Donald J. Trump, was having the lurid details of his elderly sex life revealed by weathered porn star Stor...

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