Episode 14- Government Shutdown 2018: The Day The Girth Stood Still

Now that we have achieved full anarcho-communism and hierarchies are being flattened nationwide, we are happy to share audio from our quaintly dystopian past. Before the federal government collapsed, freeing us from its tyrannical yoke, we were in a disturbing world in which we had elected officials who acted like buffoons even as they demanded our respect and fealty. Our very president, Donald J. Trump, was having the lurid details of his elderly sex life revealed by weathered porn star Stormy Daniels. It was also revealed that former White House official and proud “legal” immigrant Sebastian Gorka has been subject to a Hungarian Arrest Warrant, which is somehow not the name of a Steven Segal film. Foreshadowing the eventual fall of the government, Trump appointee Carl Higbie resigned in disgrace after speaking a little too frankly about his desire to conscript everyday citizens to shoot all those crossing the US-Mexico border. And last, but certainly not least in size, disgraced ex-governor Chris Christie got in an altercation with Newark Airport staff when they refused to let him use his old VIP entrance.

Links on links:

Stormy Daniels on Trump sex
http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/stormy-daniels-full-interview-151788

Politico’s whiny take on the girther movement
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/01/18/donald-trump-conspiracy-theories-democrats-216476?cmpid=sf

“No excuse” for fat-shaming Trump
http://www.nydailynews.com/opinion/no-excuse-fat-shaming-donald-trump-article-1.3762847

MRA take on fat-shaming Trump
https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/mocking-trump-his-weight-hypocritical-ignorant-ncna838491

It’s mean to call Trump fat while he’s deporting people
http://thehill.com/opinion/healthcare/369402-what-america-loses-by-fat-shaming-the-president

Leftists have finally “abandoned everything” to fat-shame Trump
https://www.redstate.com/jon-street/2018/01/18/leftists-abandon-everything-fat-shaming-trump/

NYT op-ed page stunt with letters from Trump supporters
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/01/editors-roll-their-eyes-as-the-times-op-ed-page-goes-full-trump

Gorka has a warrant for his arrest
https://splinternews.com/sebastian-gorka-was-a-wanted-man-in-hungary-the-entire-1822204735?utm_campaign

J Adomian Gorka tweet in show notes
https://twitter.com/JAdomian/status/954483669816586240

Corey Booker is a bit much
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/01/cory-booker-is-laying-it-on-a-bit-thick.html

Corey Booker’s funding https://www.opensecrets.org/members-of-congress/industries?cid=N00035267&cycle=2016&type=C

Jeff Flake’s crocodile tears
http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/17/politics/jeff-flake-speech/index.html

James Comey is teaching something he knows nothing about
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/comey-to-teach-course-on-ethical-leadership-for-college-of-william-and-mary/2018/01/18/4ea7b2ca-fc8d-11e7-8f66-2df0b94bb98a_story.html?utm_term=.85490f85992e

The FBI manufacturing terrorist attacks
https://theintercept.com/2015/02/26/fbi-manufacture-plots-terrorism-isis-grave-threats/

Carl Higbie’s got something to say
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/01/19/579111221/carl-higbie-resigns-from-trump-administration-after-bigoted-comments-surface

Chris Christie turned away from private entrance at Newark Airport
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-01-18/mortal-again-christie-blocked-at-vip-entrance-to-newark-airport

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